FRANCIS'S VALENTINE RAAAAGE!!!!

Francis's sister gets him a valentine treat and everything that can go wrong goes wrong. This is a francis sketch like the old school stuff for those who have been asking, we really hope you enjoy it!
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[@lonesomegavlan7279]

"I don't want competition at the buffet!" I'm dying 😂😂

[@veronicavalentine1813]

Specter_Wolf lmao can you imagine! Round 1! Eat!

[@7yricSzn]

Veronica ZombieSlayer xD

[@slashbash1347]

That line got me too.

[@YouTubeHQ777]

Specter_Wolf lol that had me dying haha

[@bepatience80]

He put two chocolate sweets in his mouth; in one go. He can certainly eat.

[@KaylaMDenne]

"Hey, Francis. I'm home." "I don't care. I honestly do not care." 😂

[@emperorpalpatine1228]

Kayla Marie Pretty much me when my Parents come home.

[@user_i9]

Couldnt agree more then when my family come home.

[@untitledfan3660]

7:43 was like the video in 2013 about valentines day when Francis also ripped the card

[@peterogg2057]

Kayla Marie eww

[@nuggets8573]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xaviergutierrez7167]

"It's wearing a shirt like a people." I honestly died. 😂

[@chadrasmussen6127]

Lmao it's cute

[@thatguyleo0214]

Me too

[@x_scapes2208]

I'm not going on a trip I'm not going on the trip f*** you f*** you f*** you f*** you f*** you f*** you f*** you I'm not going to the trip I don't even really like to go on a trip anyway you to do you fu fu fu fu Oh Daddy drives for fu Oh Daddy transfer oh yeah oh yeah Oh Daddy dresses for Oh Daddy Joshua daddy dress Oh Daddy oh Jazz for that's not right that's not a cute dress

[@pastel_girl591]

Lol

[@Schiessen-g3w]

@@x_scapes2208 Hva?

[@thenerdmaster9381]

"I dont want competition at the buffet" Relatable.

[@unbornunicorn0475]

Lol😂

[@FSUSean2112]

hey francis whats wrong with bigger women??? i love bigger women

[@JordySchunk]

If I was him and getting the girl, I'd say: "shut up woman and be my player 3 with my friends."

[@prezley5597]

Amazing line

[@davedraxton829]

Francis: *reads the card* aww.. Sister: what does it say? Francis: Nothing! XD

[@safitrirahmawati3768]

Draxton Guy I though that was he's wife

[@marcoyanez5487]

It is...

[@marcoyanez5487]

Francis is a persona that he does and he used to pretend that in the skit his wife was his sister

[@bm2966Noppale]

XD

[@N.Lovejoy]

I was dying at that part 🤣

[@geographyisreallydumbhd7450]

Candy crush doesn’t have multiplayer 😂

[@FrehleyFan3988]

Of course it doesn't!

[@bacongalaxy1771]

r/wooosh

[@miro8499]

Scrolled to this exactly when he said it

[@jackman12359]

@@bacongalaxy1771 thats what the video said. Maybe you should listen to the video before making an r/woosh reply

[@OdieRaptor]

If I find a girl who plays halo 3 or reach that’s an instant free hoodie if she can beat me instant marriage

[@maddie_4140]

" first of all there's physics involved in that " 😂😂😂😂

[@h2oexcen953]

I did not hear that part, in what minute does that occurs??

[@hayden6700]

Omar Hernández Hernández it's at 4:26

[@lucasrhodes9075]

🦄🤟🏽🤘🏽⚡️

[@democratsaretrash9366]

Ya fine Maddie, I'll show ya some physics

[@democratsaretrash9366]

@@NaomiYing6969 yes

[@ElselchoGaming]

The idea of baby Francis's is scary. The first words would be "sons of bitches".

[@darthnater9731]

Elselcho you would have to bottle feed them with mountain dew in a bottle

[@azrenalmanza9748]

sonza bitch's*

[@maghee1017]

Azren Almanza wrong

[@chhaakka2510]

I would LOVE IT

[@dannyguerra9605]

his mom- "what do you want Francis?!!" francis- "I WANT MY GOD DAMNED MOUNTAIN DEW"

[@aliciamalave3771]

"You're trying to get my hopes up, or whatever. Throw it in the trash." 😂😂😂😂

[@TheHorrorGuru]

"I don't want competition at the buffet" I lost it at that point, haha. XD

[@stoop2120]

The Horror Guru o

[@Delphh]

The Horror Guru lol

[@Indacut4545]

The Horror Guru lmao 😂

[@nathanielgonzalez5449]

same ma dude hahahahahhahaha XD...

[@gym_class04]

The Horror Guru hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaagaagahhahhahhahahahahah

[@maxmetalknight]

My poor heart is aching My left eye still twitches All cute girls are taken You sons of bitches

[@morphingvoid4581]

maxmetalknight: I'm sorry :( but somewhere out in the world is a girl for you lol happy valentine's day.

[@maxmetalknight]

Lol guys, thank you for nice words, but the poem was made as a joke inspired by Francis :D (I'm single though, but I'm cool with that)

[@John_Conner222]

hahaha

[@Schiessen-g3w]

maxmetalknight that's clever

[@brandinwebster1168]

nice that made me Laugh

[@MatthewFritz82]

"I don't want competition at the buffet." One of the best lines by Boogie 😂😂😂

[@treelonmusk5723]

i like how he tells everything like it is lol

[@altheadamant9229]

Some Random Guy 666 whatareudoing I certainly am impressed by his uncanny lack of restraint. I suppose technically it can be considered is strength. However that is not to say that any of his claims were justified or true, which most were not.

[@HF-tg6dy]

Some Random Guy 666 whatareudoing me too

[@HF-tg6dy]

Althea DaMant u acting smart but u can't spell

[@isaacrumley]

"You're gonna die alone" 😂😂

[@agentbenom6793]

"Why would you buy the cow, when you're getting the milk for free" 😂😂😂

[@h2oexcen953]

Benjamin Betts 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@Maria-qw4ev]

You roasted him bro

[@nickrusso6280]

I’m watching red vs blue like right as they said that lol

[@uncledingo6903]

Hey rookie did you just call my girlfriend a cow?

[@OscarHernandez18600]

@John Andrews Learn to speak better English, dumbass.

[@Ridley369]

"Hey Francis, I'm home!" "I don't care. I honestly could not care less." lmaaoo

[@edwindavis7529]

I don't want competition at the buffet

[@sethcarter4910]

WAR EAGLE

[@dontmesswithmiamiheat]

Auburn fan to I am

[@JuanRodriguez-tg5ry]

B Davis 😂😂

[@skeliphacks]

War eagle 🦅

[@lordst4rkk]

*war eagle*

[@Flea17D]

I wish boogie would upload bloopers from Francis skits. that would be pretty funny.

[@TheCharacterWorkshop]

I'm pretty sure a lot of, if not all of the Francis skits I think are done in one take. Unless, there was some early parts of the skits that they mess up on, then I can see that happening.

[@tomaschazarreta1263]

TheCharacterWorkshop Yea because there are no cuts but he should address to viewers if he does have cuts or not

[@Will-le4lm]

Flea17D francis and boogie are two different people

[@Boomer8824]

will jhonson they're 2 different personas but they are the same physical person

[@keltonconn6109]

Flea17D there is no bloopers because they have to do it in one take because of the amount of stuff they break in one go...

[@Samxsonite505]

Bro he roasted the HELL out of his sister 😂

[@axelstone3131]

"I'm home" France: "I don't care" Hahahah

[@axelstone3131]

Francis

[@BMoney8600]

dutchschaefer basically me! 😂

[@wolter6102]

The entirety of France? All inhabitants?

[@sergios2060]

Thanks for the closed captioning. As a deaf individual I would like to thank you I really appreciate it. Now I can understand Francis. May I request closed captioning for the rest of the video so I can enjoy it like you guys that can hear? Thank you

[@davidplayhard]

Cake what's ya profile pic?

[@DragonMind1st]

I like how Sammy is just laying there, probably thinking "Yup, just another average day ...nothing exciting going on!".

[@luisvejar2395]

How is this a buried comment

[@tylerjamesbuckley457]

"Maybe we could end having shex" 😂😂😂

[@ImJustAoperator]

Yes

[@hyaenamagnus2131]

Bro...

[@LuckyXCX]

Shex lmaooooo 💀

[@aaronjames3228]

@@hyaenamagnus2131 ?

[@hyaenamagnus2131]

@@aaronjames3228 I was laughing 😆 lol myself.

[@darkgaara787]

"Ok, he is wearing a shirt like a people"

[@MichaelMyers-pj2uk]

I'm always alone on valentine's day

[@LuckyXCX]

jerryleelewis92 mattkirby I feel your pain friend

[@sovietunion3678]

Russian Bias hello my friend mr russian bias

[@yamatoingramtv2285]

Same

[@Adam-kd3qh]

I don't even get 1 Valentine :(

[@h2oexcen953]

I share your pain...I have a very beautiful girlfriend but she treats me like a piece of shit and I never see her, she always leave me alone in Valentine's

[@aimeegelineau2451]

I felt for Francis when she said “no one would want to be with you, you’re miserable.”

[@WoodyWoodpecker1953]

The sad truth is some people are alone on Valentine’s Day. It’s awful.

[@nightever426]

@@WoodyWoodpecker1953 how its going in 2022?

[@blvddyblvntz567]

@@WoodyWoodpecker1953 “cough cough” me :)

[@hollowasthe0ingod502]

He was going to be miserable any way it was a cruel joke, that was his point. 😂

[@THEMOECOOPERSHOWTM]

​@@WoodyWoodpecker1953Surprised i made it through this one 2024

[@Street__Soul4]

I DONT WANT COMPETITION AT THE BUFFETT!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@corporalvgsaa940]

Street Soul that is rude and not funny his obesity he most likely can't help

[@saugor1]

Francis comment itself was rude. It was his "reason" for not wanting an overweight girlfriend. So he expects that a girl will accept him as he is but he is not willing to accept her if she is not perfect. no, not rude at all.

[@jonnycastro87]

me too

[@boba8818]

CorporalVGs AA But Francis Said that

[@BigPauleyD]

WTF is Francis using that WD40 for? lol

[@ImminentVideos]

Lubricant. Y'see, it seems like a gross joke at first, but realistically, that's what its actually made for. (I was also wondering why he had a can of oil on the side table)

[@BigPauleyD]

wow, that made me horny just thinking about it.

[@angelislit9616]

BigPauleyD lube

[@aydancc]

his chair ?

[@RealLudoKressh]

The biggest question of the video..

[@wyattmaclachlan697]

“He’s loaded and your not even that hot... at the end of the day if he gave you half what he had thats a lot more than your worth”🤣

[@FR2T]

"He's wearing a shirt like a people" Hahahahahaha

[@bullet6507]

Kevin Beiser the same shirt u see n avery vid lol

[@fightagpfight320]

Bullet Slotman yeah he is dirty

[@corporalvgsaa940]

Bruce Austin you cannot die laughing at a video unless you suffocate from lack of air im 12 and I feel kids today at my age highly over exaggerate like you well to much

[@scoutfgc]

Christian The buildergamer The whole "I'm 12 but don't identify with my age group" thing is really played out buddy. It's good to be mature but not at the cost of being rude to others. That's not what it means to be mature little man. I have faith in you!

[@corporalvgsaa940]

scoutfgc is this a complement or a sarcastically implied reply if its a remark it is rude

[@williameaton6930]

'Competition at the buffet' LMAO

[@staceybyerly]

Dank Fuck I was thinking the same thing...

[@HUFFmusic]

4:33 "i don't want competition at the buffet" 😂😂😂 i freaking love you Francis 👌👌

[@ethanscoville7312]

4:34, you mean??

[@EdgarakaEdgorilla07]

@@ethanscoville7312fr

[@guammy9973]

I was REALLY hoping the box of chocolates was gonna be filled with carrots

[@jayc5138]

Guammy lol I was just thinking that

[@fightagpfight320]

Guammy yeah lol just like easter

[@Tristwxx]

"DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING RABBIT?!"

[@Meira6288]

LOL

[@rxvertbuilds6150]

No Return Fro

[@C_B_Hubbs]

With that can of WD-40 next to him you'd think Francis would loosen up a bit.

[@Lueko07]

Fuck man.. This is the greatest comment ive seen for sometime. Im dead XD

[@KittyLove89]

Christian Hubbs lmfao

[@jayden2592]

Christian Hubbs lol

[@steamramsam4522]

You, sir, are the smartest person I have ever seen. You should be signed to some comedy label.

[@GodWarsX]

Ba doom tss

[@ethan-hu9bl]

"i dont want competition at the buffet" Francis, 2017

[@welshsheepy]

"I don't think you'd have any problem crushing candy on your own" :D

[@squish6590]

"aww he's wearing a shirt like a people"

[@terrariabosatron8187]

Keltic Warrior its a big shirt

[@andrejtatar1617]

Keltic Warrior lel

[@cadenfager4168]

Keltic Warrior why are u saying aww u boght. It lol

[@h2oexcen953]

A duvet converted in shirt

[@weebdragon4785]

“Francis, im home!” “I don’t care. I honestly don’t care”

[@FrodanFTW]

"theres ..eh..uh ~physics~ involved in that"

[@mystzicc8221]

King Of Earls racist

[@Rain-tt9dr]

King Of Earls Just be happy it isint interracial. Every black and white man I see is with a girl that isint their same race.

[@Kaito-fk6cj]

"If he gave you half of everything he had, that's a lot more than you're worth." daaaaamn francis is savage as fuck. Awesome video boogie, totally cheered me up and made me laugh.

[@azrenalmanza9748]

me too!!

[@eightnickel1513]

0:02 Sister: Hey, Francis, I’m home. Francis: I don’t care. I honestly don’t care. Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lordst4rkk]

Me when my mon comes home: 0:02

[@c_blam_em]

Claudiu the Devil Gacha some day you’re gonna regret saying that.

[@JoseReyes-nj3kq]

I just realized that the dog was there the whole time LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@nyansitory]

"He's wearing a shirt like a people." That was the cutest thing I've heard in a while.

[@memberofthelambily1340]

I’m sad boogies wife left😭😭😭

[@bgexclusive6769]

Maybe he should go door to door asking for random chicks numbers now. Maybe he’s looking for a curvy girl now that he’s skimmed down so much.

[@musicalyeti9056]

yeah the videos are boring with out hes wife

[@owl7339]

She’s a good for nothing gold digger

[@fullmetal-animator]

So wait, is the woman actually his ex wife playing his sister or something?

[@TheGriefmaker]

@@fullmetal-animator Correct, she was his wife at the time.

[@convoyds]

How old is that Francis shirt?

[@ryanstenner9625]

Twinkings The amount of likes this comment gets is how meny years old it is

[@eazyduzitbro5648]

boooo

[@NNNSSSCCC]

Ryan S lmao

[@BigGeekEmpire]

Twinkings not that old. The original got paint on it and thrown away. It's a different shade of blue from the original.

[@angelislit9616]

Twinkings be nice its the only shirt he can afford it was 4,000 dollars because its 47x

[@rattlingbulldog1238]

Francis I know what it's like to never have a valentine

[@Callmejay139]

Same

[@RedCross13756]

Yeah even though lots of girls like me i still feel lonely

[@xphimous2152]

"This is probably some guy."😂

[@lukamcsquggles7328]

*I hear what you and David do* I'm dying👌😋

[@monicaperez4604]

K C hasssaaaaaaaa

[@sovietunion3678]

XDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joeblow5417]

I love how she's like OMG, so then he automatically goes OMG right back to her lol

[@HF-tg6dy]

KC_ KZbin lol

[@HF-tg6dy]

Princess pink518 ;)

[@NeutralGravity]

Fuck Valentines Day

[@evanlovesfood154]

Fuck me

[@aydancc]

Sqwizzy 239 k, where you at.

[@jacktheman2360]

aydan cc u gay

[@inpatientdavey1274]

im dead.

[@97cheeselover]

RIP

[@lindsilex4440]

It's funny how many people believe this stuff is real

[@l3gends130]

Shadow Oskay It’s not real lmao.

[@user-pf7yf4dz6u]

@Shadow Oskay Fucking idiot.

[@Jonathan8440_]

You're right it's fake. Francis is his character. I thought it was real at first, but it's not.

[@baseballfan1942]

It is real my dude.

[@ihatethissystem1520]

At this point I can’t tell who is joking about not knowing and who is serious.

[@kalculator-95]

I don't want competition at the buffet... 😂😂😂😂

[@Slappy-Chappy]

KilaKal neither do i XD

[@LukazRC]

"why buy the cow if ya giving the milk away for free" thats gold

[@Ridley369]

"I was gonna be miserable anyway!!!" me, right now. And on every Valentine's Day.

[@Vladiator01]

Same I just gave up and don't even care anymore

[@yourdailybagofcomedymemes6848]

I felt that..

[@WoodyWoodpecker1953]

I’m sorry to hear that. I hope you’re happy now and you have someone on Valentine’s Day.

[@mcm4point2o]

I know you guys are just improvizing but a psychiatrist would have a field day with your "fictional" relationship banter

[@andrewrchooven1996]

MCM how

[@killionaire3651]

Andrew because they were saying some hurtful things FAKE or not. I couldn't believe they went so far. It was cruel watching this. I wasn't laughing I was cringing! For the first time reporting on all 800 plus video's I've seen this one was not funny. Sorry.

[@dramen]

Jeez, here we go. It's like for a reason ffs. They could no possibly be any more right for each other or any more in love, the fact you are trying to see meaning where there is none is a bit sad to be honest, you are obviously far to invested to believe otherwise. This has been like this for a long time, including involving his friends where there has been worse things going on that in this. If you don't like these, don't watch them, they are made for entertainment and that's all.

[@goldycreepa1890]

dramen I already know, it might be a skit.

[@higherground711]

MCM Great idea for a sketch! ^_^ Thumbs to Francis and Sis get a shrink lol!

[@dandy269]

I was hoping to see Boogie in drag playing a female Francis-like girlfriend

[@eartianwerewolf]

yesssssssssssssssssss

[@felixwalter7141]

"It's wearing a shirt like a people..." "It says wild about you..." 😄

[@monsterfps6279]

I feel Francis's pain :( #ForeverAlone

[@chiquinholoco]

Boogie, do you and your wife usually do some improvisation for this kind of video or is it a full script that you two have to know by heart?

[@boogie2988]

+Francisco Mello we run through the sketch 3 or 4 times while writing the lines ad-lib. Then whatever we felt was good we do for the take. And then if it works it works!

[@chiquinholoco]

nice. thank you.

[@CODvet1888]

wait...so shes not your sister? I'm so lost....LOL

[@BionHD]

Shaynora They're all skits.

[@Lightning-gg5iu]

Shaynora All the Francis videos are skits and Boogies wife plays the sister

[@roboticbrenden7764]

"I don't want competition at the buffet." LMAO

[@Ghost-co9et]

Imagine if the candy box was full of carrots and other vegetable bits :D

[@dragnet53]

Carrots tastes like disappointment. lol

[@IdkIdk-tp9yb]

What physics are in there 😂😂

[@h2oexcen953]

Two spherical bodies just get touched in one point of its surfaces...it would be ineffective 😂😂😂

[@viveka2994]

Think of when Thera crashed into the Earth billions of years ago, both made a huge fucking mess, rocks everywhere, but Thera was absorbed into the Earth, because she died of childbirth, giving birth to the moon

[@sideswipe009]

"I don't want competition at the buffet."-Francis had me dying lol

[@DANDY-it3tf]

I don't want contest at the buffet lmao

[@xxiStezzy]

Listen to that grunt at 8:09

[@aimeegelineau2451]

Aww that was so cute when he said “wearing the shirt like a people”😂😂

[@Creic666]

Omg your wife/girlfriend is amazing to go along with all this... 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@boborone]

Anomoly2012 Frances is a skit. This isn't real............ >.

[@chebz5382]

he knows...are you an idiot?

[@sn9il]

Anomoly2012 plus it's his sister he doesn't have a wife i think

[@mylestonegame6292]

truth Are you an idiot?

[@1RavenQueen]

His wife plays his sister for the Frances character.

[@theminion8665]

This would be fantastic if she trolled him with an empty candy box at the end there.

[@johnsmith-jh9sz]

TheMinion yeah or if it had carrots inside of it😂😂

[@lacabremacabre9042]

KingGeorge AndFriends\Fails Or even a box of grapes.

[@johnsmith-jh9sz]

F34R THY R34P3R LOL yes

[@biccdicc6259]

3:40 "I don't sit on it, I eat it. Gimme the fucking candy" LMAOOOOOO

[@ethanscoville7312]

You actually meant 3:48

[@sonkakaroto9000]

"If she weighs more than A buck-ten" HAHHAHAHAAHA oh big daddy

[@shadownorman14]

this shit is hilarious " this worse than regular Valentine's day you got my hopes up " LMAO

[@kevinwings917]

“It’s wearing a shirt like a people.” 😂😂

[@SaucyLiving]

Sammy must be so confused

[@Xylluk]

Sammy is like ^@.@^

[@mintbrisk5961]

Francis..you don't understand what a player 2 is "GASP"

[@mistypaws6158]

“We could even end up having sex….” I’m literally rolling. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@abdullaadel6430]

why do you have wd 40 on your table

[@jayden2592]

Abdulla Adel drinks it

[@Fireball_Roberts]

Probably to get in and out of that chair without getting stuck.

[@frigglediggle2]

he's a big King of the Hill fan

[@gregsaldana5826]

SeaPicklez 😂😂😂😭

[@gregsaldana5826]

SeaPicklez that shit was funny as fuck i was high as shit reading your comment i laughed so hard my ass threw up😂

[@rapidxzz]

"I don't think you would have any trouble crushing candy on your own" Francis-"Ha ha ha I don't sit on it I eat it give me the fucking candy" 😂😂😂

[@P.Mon432]

“Well I didn’t see the candy where’s the candy”😂😂 why is the me

[@blakespaude6770]

y does fancis have wd40 next to him. lube?

[@chingonr]

so people just spray it on their joints?

[@Astral_andromeda]

"why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free" nice red Vs blue reference

[@anonony9081]

Baz Horn kids these days!

[@HorizonML]

Damian Scott I mean it's an old saying but ok.

[@MarkS806]

That's one of the oldest sayings there is. I'm assuming you're 10 if the first time you heard it was in a "Red vs Blue" video.

[@Astral_andromeda]

does anyone have a container of bleach because I realize my life is meaningless?

[@liberatethegodseeds2001]

Damian Scott Go watch idubbbz's video on how to make gummy bleach. It's a life saver.

[@enockbadu2809]

its wearing a shirt like a people😂😂

[@jugginator4390]

Hysterical! But Sammy was adorable, couldn't keep his eyes open falling asleep XD

[@kacper2908]

Baby francis, i can just imagine. Who the frick drank my mountain dew, you let me smell your breath

[@gary9255]

4:20 “physics” 😂

[@ethanscoville7312]

4:28, you meant!

[@scottoreilly9409]

"THERE'S NO GIRL!" I actually feel bad for him

[@farmingsimulatornews5219]

Every like saves a stuffed mokey from being abused.....

[@ajstyles3873]

Sorry Francis but they don't sell xxs condoms😂😂

[@doomguy6866]

Lol

[@Jake_PAFC]

Hahahahahaahhah im dead bro you made me die 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 XD

[@Kididdler]

No he needs 6X condoms

[@DavidSanchez-bh5qg]

They only started making them when you were born

[@viveka2994]

@@DavidSanchez-bh5qg that aint an insult bro, a condom of that size is huge, boogie probably has a thicc pp

[@mattbright3726]

"Little francises running around."😂😂

[@ninjalens]

will Francis ever find love 😔

[@Georgeharris99]

ninjalens with an attitude like that, nope

[@Lietuvis0000]

fracis acts like me :(

[@azrenalmanza9748]

I wonder where boggies going with the Francis & the Francis rage series...

[@timothymckane6362]

His love will forever be video games, and candy.

[@captainbartholomeo9889]

find out on the next episode of dragon ball z

[@SovietUnionCCCP]

0:42 “I’ve always spend them alone, I’m always gonna spend them alone” same

[@halopro8958]

6:28 "Hey rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?" "No I think he called her a slut!" Also RIP Monkeybear, 2017-2017

[@randalberrotto284]

"He's wearing a shirt like a people." "I don't want competition at the buffet!" "10 bucks a wasted money!"

[@crusader7616]

Why is there a can of WD-40 sitting on the table😂

[@BrainEatPenguin]

Artizaptres arthritis apparently.

[@chuckgraham527]

Artizaptres It's great in small amounts to clean game controller.

[@ChannelNoLongerExists]

i was just about to comment on that xD

[@Addison8175]

Artizaptres for the chair he's sitting in

[@imSANDMAN1]

Lucky we have a graveyard near my work... Getting flowers for my boss was easy 😁

[@jayden2592]

simon finix -lol-

[@cliffchoudhury157]

His face went redder after he states his first reason for being alone on v day

[@TehSmithy]

Imagine if Boogie and his wife actually made a little Francis to complete there little family

[@mexicanreject5067]

All my classmates got valentines cards except me

[@commanderfox982]

Bertolt Hoover same I feel you

[@matthewdanielallee1227]

Bertolt Hoover D:

[@nexillity634]

Pokémon Tyranitar well i promise you'll find someone someday

[@Chase_Aintloud]

8:05 “TaKe YoUr MoNkEy”

[@Arkinsaw-mp4qe]

“I don’t want competition at the buffet table” I’m dead🤣

[@BenAck912]

8:28 When you get blamed for something that is not your fault.

[@bearoperator5490]

i know this a skit but the "why but the cow if shes giving away the milk for free" is a good point

[@gibbyisherem8432]

so I found out my crush is a lesbian today.

[@evileye515]

Kool-Aid Man damn bruh just go transgender

[@BenJPics9925]

Kool-Aid Man Don't feel bad, I found out a couple months ago that this one girl I really liked is Asexual.

[@BrainEatPenguin]

Kool-Aid Man I found out my ex (first girlfriend) was fucking psycho a few months back.

[@Thewierdlife11]

BrainEatPenguin 1 Stalker?

[@powerrangerblue8566]

BrainEatPenguin 1 what does that have to do with anything?

[@albertpaddocks3123]

I love how Francis’ lisp just randomly comes and goes

[@boogie2988]

Ya it's hard to maintain as my mouth gets dry