Frasier: Maris Described - Part 3 of 3

Part 3 of the jigsaw puzzle that helps to build a picture of the almost undefinable Maris Crane.

[@ianfinrir8724]

You forgot the best part: the reveal that all of Maris' money came from her family's urinal cake business.

[@Tribozom]

Too long.

[@Harambae613]

She tried to have her urinal cake and eat it too.

[@bertimusprime7900]

Ah, Maris, the greatest character no ones ever seen.

[@AldousHuxleysCat]

Don't forget Carlton your doorman and Howard wolowitz's mother although you heard both of those

[@ryanmccann2539]

Norm's wife on Cheers

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@ryanmccann2539 We do see Vera once in the Thanksgiving episode, although we don't see her face.

[@christinebates5943]

There many characters included in the Programmes scripts, who are never seen in the series. Each actor has great talent and you really believe the invisible characters exist.

[@AngelicVirgo]

Stan from Will and Grace

[@ESowder24]

Look closer is the hatrack moving! 🤣 the shadow was closest thing we ever got to seeing her

[@Nonameforyou777]

Ahahaha!!!😝😝😝

[@lambertbrother1628]

In later seasons, the descriptions are far less frequent, but are also much more entertaining

[@LordKelvinX2086]

1:14 The look that Marty gives Frasier tells you what the punchline is going to be before Frasier even opens his mouth.

[@magnificalux]

0:56 (S5, E6 - Voyage Of the Damned) Roz: Oh, I couldn't see anything past the outfit. Who wears a black dress and veil on a cruise? Frasier: Roz, the woman has virtually no pigmentation! Three minutes in the sun, she'd sear like an Ahi tuna!

[@ESowder24]

You don’t think she’s planning on doing the barracuda ?! 😂 wonder if her holding that laugh was scripted or not

[@trevorharnden2493]

Poor thing lost her appetite . Barely touched her snail 🐌 😆

[@robertszekely8686]

"The Hustle was too strenuous. She had no booty to shake."

[@catherinesanchez1185]

The hat rack moving was hilarious

[@christinebates5943]

Brilliant Script Writing....must take some talent to include a main role for some-one who never appears. And Niles carries out the role superbly of a long suffering husband who's wife Never appears on screen...and your left wondering what Maris looks like...

[@AndE667]

They DID have experience having done Vera on Cheers. :D

[@christinebates5943]

@@AndE667 Sorry I don't remember seeing that, or hearing the name "Vera" ....Although in actual fact I never really watched Cheers....

[@franklinshriver8441]

Kudos to David Hyde Pierce

[@gregbarratt7161]

3:31 For those that were wondering, it's 45lbs and 12oz.

[@jackwood5714]

So, 20.75kg. Frasier was right, how the hell is she alive?!

[@lambertbrother1628]

To clarify, that’s her dream weight, not her actual weight

[@chrisparkes2179]

@@lambertbrother1628 Yeah, we don't know if she ever got her weight up that high.

[@PhoenixSOUL777]

@@lambertbrother1628 He said how much she weighed at her Debutante Ball.

[@mrcritical6751]

@@lambertbrother1628seeing how she’s still thin enough that she can hide behind a breadstick and breaks her arm picking up something super light I’m pretty sure she’s still inhumanly thin

[@stevethomas2285]

Of all the compilations, I enjoyed these the most. Thanks!

[@spyrofan9681]

Got to be easy for Daphne to feel like an upgrade.

[@bluevioletandlilac]

True, but she doesn't have money, though, so there'll always be room for doubt.

[@paulsarnik8506]

"In Antwerp getting her elbows done" my favorite Maris line😆🤓😎✌🏻

[@imransheikhinfo]

"she had no booty to shake" has to be an ad lib lol

[@conniesedona116]

Hilarious collection!

[@seanm6215]

So help me out, marris was in prison, she died at the end?

[@rebekahmackenzie]

No she escaped to a different country

[@teresarivasugaz2313]

She escaped to one of her family's private islands, so she couldn't be extradited

[@robertgronewold3326]

She fled to her family's private island where she couldn't be extradited by the police.

[@Rockhound6165]

@@robertgronewold3326 c'mon, you're leaving out the best part. She escaped using a shipping crate made for paintings.

[@robertgronewold3326]

@@Rockhound6165 "Missus Crane, you drink a lot! What? Too much?" 🤣

[@whoisyouranime]

5:01 Frasier and Ross looking at Maris

[@zz449944]

URINAL CAKES!!!!

[@leesashriber5097]

Hilarious!! LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@suebradford5758]

Thank you 😁❤👍😅

[@stephen3627]

I needed a good laugh today, this hit the spot 😂

[@adrian993]

Tilda Swinton...am I right, or am I right? ;)

[@catherinesanchez1185]

She’d have to go on a diet , lol!

[@sugarXsnapXpea]

Izma, the emperor's new groove

[@robertendl9205]

Odd, I have never seen any of those episodes.

[@maggiegarber246]

DHP can really deliver a line.

[@garretthildebrandt428]

At this point, I'm convinced that Maris isn't entirely human.

[@debbiehenri345]

Oh, I really must buy the rest of the Frasier series. I stopped buying at series 4, watched part of series 5 on TV during a holiday, and never saw another for some reason. Looks like I have a lot of catching up to do.

[@oz_jones]

I won't spoil things, but you have been missing out.

[@DrMerle-gw4wj]

Much of what the actors said on the show was more or less understandable. However, frequently the actual punch line was often unintelligible babble. That's okay, because they always had a laugh track so just laugh on cue.

[@patriciabyrne5089]

Frasier was filmed before a studio audience

[@debbiehenri345]

I suffer from hearing difficulties, have done all my life. When actors used to speak more clearly, I could rely on lip-reading quite well. However, the recent fashion for mumbling out 'punchlines' is worsening, to the point that I often have to re-watch episodes with subtitles.