Frat Dudes with Small Mouths | TMG - Episode 248

[@zxs4113]

the sexual tention is crazy this episode. cant believe they recorded the entire episode edging

[@CharleysZenZone]

I know I was

[@kass8967]

😭😭😭

[@neegas3490]

@@CharleysZenZone LMAO

[@leviathan3630]

@@CharleysZenZone name checks out

[@lilbeanlottie1770]

can’t wait for the next cold opener where Cody drives through the set on a harley destroying everything in his path ❤️

[@chandrasekharlimit4547]

Please 😂 he falls off the bike into his seat 😂

[@kevinl1328]

Don’t give them ideas

[@nategarver5147]

You're a genius

[@jaxonpew5553]

including a moose

[@maxgibson5131]

this ain’t eric andre show

[@heykahoney]

“Is that why people kill cats” You tell us Noel…..you tell us. The only person who ever brings up animal death almost every episode.

[@internetblair]

LITERALLY 😭😭😭😭

[@emilysmith1497]

can we get a clip of that car that deer g-get hit by a car

[@grizzlyknights808]

I like to think you wrote this before you got to the part where Noel literally rewatches the the moose dying over and over and over

[@kenedyludy4803]

he gets it from his uncle

[@jampsonn1826]

Bruh is it just me or is that shit not fun to listen to? I never see anyone else comment about it but my god it's awful to have every epsode include detailed descriptions of animal death and cruelty

[@jacknormile8703]

the fact they literally recreated the famous “jamie pull up that video of a deer getting hit by a car” with the moose bit

[@DKF_oli]

Lol that was the first thing I thought of right away

[@phospadparadschaa]

cody being shy about saying mo money mo problems and the producer in the back throwing up over it is. so fucking funny

[@beartrap3400]

Hearing him cringe and literally choke kills me every time

[@henryising923]

59:18

[@iitstre_4550]

I need to know which producer it was, cuz that was funny af!

[@danny-xm8xq]

@@iitstre_4550 sounds like cash!!

[@lj6284]

@@iitstre_4550 Cash fa sho

[@alexmalzeke4649]

Noel: are you afraid you’re gonna get it? Cody: the parasite? No, I don’t really care The risky behavior has already begun

[@grxss.999x3]

oh noooo 😔

[@GarretRB]

It’s weird because the whole Cat parasite thing has been debunked for years but it’s still parroted as truth.

[@lilbeanlottie1770]

remake of ratatouille but instead of a rat making you cook it’s a cat making cody become the next best motorcyclist whilst in his helmet

[@gayvalds]

In a comically large helmet and the cat has its own helmet on as well

[@Dan-pq1tp]

With a mouse in his helmet. Led by his curiousity to master a cat

[@luman1109]

and he periodically needs to eat a cat turd to keep his motorcycle abilities . Then when the movie reaches it's finale something happens that prevents the cat from pooping. But the cat keeps mentally supporting Cody and tells him ''you got this bro, you can do this without my poop" and he crashes and dies. FIN

[@brendensolis5349]

you're a genius

[@theyfeeltheboy]

im starting to question Babel's effectiveness lol cody's been learning spanish for three years now

[@ElPresidenteMargz]

You’re talking about the guy that watches movies 3 years after they come out on his GameBoy Color

[@theyfeeltheboy]

@@ElPresidenteMargz hey i do that!

[@yoruhara]

Noel describing the flailing moose as “a bagpipe falling off a balcony” fucking killed me holy

[@autumnnordeen3594]

The moment shit went from good to great, I had tears in my eyes

[@meghan4975]

The audio listeners are seriously dying with these opening bits

[@evildeadpool646]

Yeah I had to tune in on yt to see what that opening was all about shits hella sus ngl

[@SchizSchool]

@@evildeadpool646 major sussy

[@nessiecity7022]

@@evildeadpool646 hot*

[@somewherehappy2718]

Noel's vague distrust towards cats is so funny to me

[@destinycarreon1810]

he doesn't want to admit he has at least 7 in his home 💀

[@jamesmanley9427]

Noel smiling in SILENCE after Cody said "mo money mo problems" is peak comedy

[@oscartouze8956]

Idk who said “more bamba” but i hope they know that joke didnt go unnoticed

[@chasedamoni3620]

31:28 this part had me fucking CRYING. Saying anything while overlapping and repeating each other so much is literally the funniest thing in the world

[@annas.8902]

Aw come on, all the Cody/Noel stans were waiting for that kiss.

[@jenconvertibles]

does that actually exist

[@e_intelligence2487]

That’s what I was thinking. “The Codel shippers will go crazy for this”🤣

[@akirebara]

I SCREAMED then I cackled. I feel bad for the audio listeners.

[@noaag]

you can hear them breathe like "oh shit i dont really wanna kiss my bro but im doin the bit" or you could interpret that various ways i guess

[@theyfeeltheboy]

i know noel hated that bit

[@seewilder1576]

It’s too good hearing the producers chime in pretty often, so funny

[@TempehLiberation]

Cody mocking Jordan Peterson is the Canadian on Canadian violence I'm here for, that's what it's all aboot.

[@idk-jy6cc]

Aboot 😭❤️

[@MoonManManiac]

Cody's video idea about the Minions has kinda been done already but with Morbius. Eddy Burback snuck in to see it like five times in row or something. He seemed pretty defeated by the end

[@nyerahtalley4892]

I was thinking this. Perhaps Cody saw Eddy’s video on his recommended page and subconsciously stole the idea.

[@veravye]

@@nyerahtalley4892 Subconsciously is a little generous. I like Cody but he's definitely taken some ideas from Scott Cramer in the past too lol

[@soulgazer11]

Why is Noel's immitaion of Jordan Peterson so ACCURATE 🤣😂💀 I wasn't looking at my phone and couldn't tell who talked between the two holy 💩

[@akirebara]

FYI, you won't get toxoplasmosis from your cat if you don't eat their poop. If you use a scooper to scoop their poop out and wash your hands thoroughly after, you'll be fine. I have 2 indoor cats and I've had them for years. Got myself tested for toxo last year just for shits and giggles and I was negative. My GP said unless I'm planning to get pregnant anytime soon, I shouldn't be concerned about it if I'm not eating cat poop.

[@annakepes8050]

yeah it’s really only a problem with cats if you’re pregnant

[@askinghappiness]

that's something someone with toxoplasmosis would say

[@TempehLiberation]

Nice try, did the parasite make you type this??!

[@SadvMoney]

Also if they have poopies on their paws and they scratch you, but that’s rare

[@honk42069]

@Malanga omg lmao

[@raymagruder3914]

Cold opener??? More like a steaming hot opener

[@McMoony]

Open her? Hardly know her

[@kaiserwilhelmii1827]

Noel is genuinely one of the most naturally funny people I've seen

[@iitstre_4550]

I’ll never get over Cash choking at Cody saying “Mo’ money, mo’ problems” 😂😂

[@gir1sdroo1]

the secret to getting cat piss out of carpet, clothes, whatever, is dish soap, vinegar, and water. (1:1:1 ratio) and grandma's secret laundry spray or whatever it's called. let it soak a bit then scrub the hell outta it.

[@denilsonthomas]

Screenshot for future purposes

[@jlyn446]

This was one of the best pods in a while! You both seem so present and enjoying each other’s company! I love it

[@nateswift1050]

The intro has literally never gotten old. That shit goes hard every time

[@gangstagnome]

Learned about toxoplasmosis in my freshman biology class and my teacher said he has it and he owns 4 motorcycles 💀

[@soupabuu1693]

The mo money part absolutely killed me Cody saying it seriously but so funny was hilarious

[@LU_Taita]

As someone who's done the same "almost kissing" bit for a video with some friends, I can tell you it feels like your faces get way closer in the monent, but then you see the footage and you're like 12 ft apart.

[@ersula9769]

How did Noel saying the moose looked like a bagpipe dropping of a balcony get no reaction. That had me crying

[@SMENCH]

"Half gram of shrooms is like a lot, my back felt like it was on fire. You know and meanwhile your doordash driver was on 17 grams." Too fuckin' accurate

[@sanj._.0462]

Guys I had a weird dream where I was congratulating kelsey and cody on their pregnancy and as soon as I turn to my right I see noel doing the "augh" sound effect and he had a sepia filter on him.

[@jamesmoriarty6540]

Damn nice dream

[@sanj._.0462]

@@jamesmoriarty6540 bro I have had so many tmg related dreams but I forget them by the end of the day.. 💀

[@alunoodalmheiri7028]

The idea of being lobotomized by the parasites from my 9 cats is kinda flattering, not gonna lie.

[@amandaparedesmed]

cody’s laugh + noel’s “what rules” @ 57:06 is the single best moment in the video😭😭😭

[@ElPresidenteMargz]

For a minute I was pumped as I thought Cherdleys was gonna be on the pod since he’s on the thumbnail

[@jackaval5998]

I wish they’d invite him and Trevor Wallace on the podcast sometime

[@Qronous]

@@jackaval5998 Their podcast can be a little wild.

[@tilerdurpen4135]

Same

[@ElPresidenteMargz]

@@Qronous good !

[@audspace]

noel don’t be embarrassed about the last episode. it was the best one in a while

[@bebop4960]

Cody and noel kissing will be the next tmg event

[@jamesmoriarty6540]

Definitely

[@amildlydisappointingsalad6058]

They're both happily married

[@noneofthiseverhappened]

@@amildlydisappointingsalad6058 nothing wrong with kissing the homies

[@colinsykes5436]

The irony it went from “holy fuck Jaime get me a clip of that deer getting hit by that car” to “look up that moose getting hit by that car”

[@WolfnWool]

And the "Hey Jamie" joke comes full circle with that moose launch!!

[@JW-vc1dk]

As a veterinary student I am loving the T. gondii discourse, let’s talk about parasites more hell yeah

[@gigiwinston212]

TMG stands for too many guys, one of you needs to be a woman as fast as possible

[@oswk9]

They Have always Been Women? Idk how you thought they are guys maybe you normally are an audio listener becuase they do have deep voices for Women

[@Silksistired]

bro they are woman

[@howoriginal1986]

The 8 ball episode where they talked about diarrhea in baby genitals inspired me to find more women podcasters

[@bodoque_csm]

@@howoriginal1986 lmaoooooo

[@myalondon6195]

@@howoriginal1986 you should listen to “violating community guidelines” with brittany broski and sarah schauer, they’re sooo funny😭😭

[@glasSankles]

Close your eyes during the “you sons of bitches?!” bit. It’s Marvin the Martian and Squilliam Fancyson talking

[@Nathlaaar]

Noel has a weird obsession with animal cruelty

[@rahilpatel5061]

the way it just teleported into my hand💀

[@VCMSDJSQUAD]

😭

[@Okayyeawhy]

Not here. Not on KZbin, man.

[@rahilpatel5061]

@@Okayyeawhy sorry bruh, couldn’t resist after seeing that cold open😭😭

[@bullwinkle1446]

I'm offended that this made me laugh. I feel myself.... changing

[@iitstre_4550]

They should’ve commited to the bit. Give the bros a kiss. It’s not gay, it’s true love

[@superbaal]

Tastes like perfume? I think Noel has the aldehyde detection gene. Bet he says ginger and cilantro taste like perfume/soap! The reason why it reminds you of perfume is because perfume has formaldehyde

[@Ray23179]

With Doordash, even the Leave it at your door option has a separate button that says Handed directly to customer. So they never technically HAVE to take the photo

[@J3RR4]

the bananas on the table speak volumes

[@bruno0_u]

They straight up recreated the TMG Studios laugh in the cold open lmao

[@jessiikamorr]

Everytime I let out a quiet giggle when Cody says “ funny “ cos he says it like “ fOnny”

[@planetlil9948]

Cody on fire this episode he like in a good mood I LOVE IT

[@paigeromney189]

the ongoing jordan peterson bit is the hardest i’ve laughed in months lmfao

[@billy_lead]

The slow descent from Jordan Peterson into Kermit the Frog tickled me

[@Aaron-sz8po]

cant tell you how much this podcast has helped me. i listen to it at work and it makes the days a lot better made me realize i can do what i want with my life so I'm traveling a lot more and trying to get the most out of life thanks TMG.

[@dylanmiller1140]

“He may be fine but he probably doesn’t have toes anymore” killed me

[@shrekstacy]

31:20 this is my favorite section from the pod in a long time, it’s been living rent free in my head for days

[@chandrasekharlimit4547]

Noel’s uncle is the guy who reanimated the deer every time Joe Rogan had Jamie rewind that video of that deer getting hit by that car

[@serpicopiu3591]

😭

[@shilhann]

Jordan Peterson sounds like he's talking with a lungful of vape smoke

[@blackmere]

😂

[@sm2096]

tmg studios if you don’t respond cody and noel are actually in a very deeply loving relationship (cody=very gay)

[@sxngha4264]

Real best bros kiss all the time, don't be shy

[@Leeknaurrr]

THE WAY I SCREAMED IN THE FIRST 24 SECONDS yall catering to everybody huh

[@sv-bd5em]

More we want more We want to see what sugar gay means

[@cloroxbleachultimate5659]

Well now we know where Noel’s fascination with animal death comes from

[@battycrease2005]

The “more bomba” at 1:00:03 sent me over the edge. Almost made me shit

[@DarthShields666]

As far as the “mo money mo problems” I’d counter that no money=infinite problems.

[@vanellydelacruz9812]

The "esos son reebok o son nike" killed me

[@baileybowlin8130]

Once on 🍄 I watched minions over and over again, now I’m obsessed with them lil guys

[@5nowwiz25]

I don't think they knew, but they did perfect Kermit imitation.🤣🤣

[@cliorodriguez9341]

I do rescue and foster! You have to clean the litter box once a day, and keep it in an area that’s not a living space (laundry room, basement, etc). It won’t smell in your house that way, I promise. Also, covered litter boxes are not good for cats

[@fluffy4158]

dude noel needs to make these skits that he talks about on the podcast a thing

[@siancatherine]

i love that noel brought up how zapped he was in the last video, my flatmates and i loved the last vid for that reason, hilarious!

[@rahulashrani7164]

eddy burbak did the cody idea of repeatedly watching a bad movie with watching morbeus like 5 days in a row

[@blinkintensive7845]

Cody you can buy some sort of powder that you put into the litterbox and it eliminates most of the smell. Just throw some before adding the cat litter in

[@danielshumny7246]

Hence why cat-woman drives a motorcycle

[@rokcomesaround]

Okay there’s NO WAY Noel knows about the “Esos son Reebok o son Nike?” vid without him being a lil Latino like no way

[@lolbutt124]

I mean it was a viral video so even if he wasn't (I'm sure he is) he would have likely seen it

[@madisonmalena]

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN

[@themushufactor2800]

they definitely should have actually kissed

[@themushufactor2800]

and not because its hot or anything, it would just be funny you know. fs

[@viagraREAL]

Don’t be shy makeout for real

[@33up24]

"yo quiero la canción que dice: esos son Reebok o son Nike" god damn that's an old Dominican meme lmao 😂

[@DKF_oli]

god this is one of the all time greatest classics

[@matthewlawlor1760]

I’d love to see you two talk about Jeremy fragrance, He is definitely on something

[@namshayin7250]

So that's where Noel got his animal empathy from.

[@von8786]

Ive been waiting for you boys all day

[@darshydarshdarsh]

That cold open made me cackle 💀

[@Cider22]

I’m a vegetarian but the way the moose’s legs just flop around in the air had me dying😭😭😭

[@iitstre_4550]

By the end of the episode, Noel’s Jordan Peterson impression was perfect!

[@Maddie-ys7eg]

The Jordan Peterson voices are killing me 🤣💀

[@BattyShogun2023]

this is one of the funniest episodes so far

[@daisydiaz6099]

Puts "sons of bitches" on the soundboard ****

[@yunggastly]

just realized cody's laugh sounds like a babies laugh

[@somethingdiffrant]

This podcast has the best intro theme ever

[@KookaTrooper]

You guys really are amazing! Thank you for the constant, consistent laughs

[@ellanixon5323]

loved the 10 min segment on toxoplasmosis

[@Shanecohen]

noels delivery keeps getting better

[@diegoperez5841]

cody wearing his hoodie like ariana grande is the best part

[@sainttheresetaylor2054]

noel is so funny holy shit. cody is like a sunflower smile and i want to pinch his cheeks

[@summjuli]

wow would never expect y'all to talk about toxoplasma gondii. don't worry about getting it unless you eat cat poop or don't wash your hands. only other concern is if you are pregnant or planning, avoid litter boxes because the infection in the child can cause preterm birth, miscarriage or still births.

[@kelseyjoj3745]

When you honk at a deer, it puts them into skedaddle mode so I'm assuming it should work for moose too. (Source: I live in Wisconsin)

[@howoriginal1986]

This is my favorite tmg episode so far

[@RaffieBoomBoom]

I got that cat bacteria when my mother was pregnant with me. I’ve got 2 motorcycles and I’m definitely a cat person

[@coneyislandqveen]

They were right. That Jordan Peterson clip is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Can’t get enough

[@seraphinw1]

It's so corny. I can't believe that dude has fans

[@CowboyCookie]

Yea, sadly Jax Teller had the parasite making him drive his harley straight into that semi at the end of the show. 😔

[@noahsherwood2445]

It's not supposed to be funny but Noel saying it's "not funny" then forces a laugh out of me