Guilty Gear Xrd REV 2 May's Instant Kill on Baiken and Everyone Else

[@maxtheschoolweaponsmith1242]

"Look here you little bastards, this thing is not a toy, and even if it was it's an adult toy! Not that kind of adult toy, like adults ONLY, not ADULTS only"

[@erizoh]

There must be a hidden message somewhere...

[@GamingCreed47]

In this case, its like finding the secret in a bunch of text for how complex that line is.

[@Kpimpmaster]

She’s one dirty witch you should hear what she says when she’s hit by Doc Faust’s Stimulating Fist attack

[@adryellevitoria6305]

Bait used to be beli...IS THAT THE RED MIST

[@Terensworth]

Everyone: "No! I have so much to live for!" Leo, Raven and Jack-O: "I'M GONNA DO A FLIP!!" Slayer: "Oh cool, fast-travel."

[@JJJJJJJJJAAAAAA]

Then there’s answer, cancelling his plans in an incredibly business-casual fashion

[@TDFDT]

Leo with the Lions Pride

[@Unotuchable]

Baiken: If I survive I will hunt down and murder you.

[@Vherstinae]

Zato's reaction is also fantastic.

[@rexflamevermillion5527]

Zato : oh cool my Uber driver just arrived

[@carbodude5414]

I like how Dizzy and Johnny's dialogue implies that this wasn't the first time she's shot them from out of a cannon.

[@symphonyheart1384]

Well ....let's just say May reads too many mangas

[@ThatWitchMarcy]

I mean both Johnny and Dizzy spent a lot of time with the Jellyfish pirates so it makes sense

[@bunkerbois609]

Also Mays mirror dialogue implies that she already knows what’s happening and has done it before

[@CaptainIchimaruGin]

@@ThatWitchMarcy Johnny is literally the founder of the Jellyfish Pirates as he's the one that brought all the members together before going off doing his own thing.

[@turinmormegil7715]

I couldn't quite catch that Sense of repetition from Johnny

[@Overchargerify]

Potemkin: *Takes Johnny on a thrillride to the skies with HPB* Johnny: *Calm* Jack-o: *About to divekick Johnny with the force of multiple nukes* Johnny: *Calm* Dizzy: *Barely avoids nuking him* Johnny: *Calm* May: *Puts Johnny in a cannon* Johnny: *PANIC*

[@mdalsted]

No one has the power to hurt you like those close to you.

[@gasmonkey1000]

He's probably more worried about the idea of May cramming someone into a cannon while she's thinking it's a harmless joke. Johnny views May as a daughter and most & dads would be worried by the idea of their kids smiling gleefully as they blast people out of cannons

[@Benito675]

May is the only one who can also threaten his allowance, that's why he's so scared of her specifically

[@minnmaxxing6432]

"Guess you won't be home in the morning." NO SHIT JOHNNY IS NOW A FUCKING FINE RED MIST

[@IkeFanBoy64]

Nah, it's anime logic. We don't see the body, so he'll be fine.

[@bguy6778]

​@@IkeFanBoy64 anime logic? This media logic

[@IkeFanBoy64]

@@bguy6778 true, but if I'm right, it's more prevalent in anime

[@fujineetomori]

mist finer

[@thatkarldude]

the color fixer red mist??

[@splitjawjanitor5369]

Everyone else: Pardon me, could I perhaps convince you to NOT shoot me out of this here cannon Raven & Leo: *YES, YEET ME*

[@ShoHidari]

The fucking nemesis pfp my god

[@omnimon2230]

What about Jack-O? She seemed pretty happy with it all.

[@GamingCreed47]

Raven technically is already dead, so it couldn't really hurt to get yeeted, meanwhile Leo is just dumb and thinks getting shot out of a cannon is fun.

[@ahoy4301]

Slayer: Pardon me could I perhaps convince you to YEET ME

[@AffyMoon]

@@GamingCreed47 1 year late but I mean... With all that PTSD I doubt Leo cares about dying

[@ThatWitchMarcy]

I love how jacko just starts explaining physics of shooting someone out a cannon

[@cherryberrykomainu8699]

She’s just happy to teach the kids

[@GiordanDiodato]

she is part Aria, so...

[@ThatWitchMarcy]

@@GiordanDiodato Only after Xrd ended so

[@GiordanDiodato]

@@ThatWitchMarcy no even in XRD she's still part Aria.

[@ThatWitchMarcy]

@@GiordanDiodato No she is only part arya after merging with justice at the end of the XRd story. Other than that she is just a valentine

[@Loispealz34]

The real question here is: How did they manage to fit Pot in there.

[@kyonbrace5487]

A whole lot of broken bones and butter

[@ZelZ-.-z]

@@crowfelo 5X? Oh my gosh I don't even know if I can find double X clothing let alone a Canon!

[@roycebracket1010]

Squeezed real hard.

[@greeninja5991]

Patience and lube

[@wolfey2456]

WRONG CALIBER

[@MrDibara]

"This is...? Ah... wait-?!" "Locked and loaded!" "This does seem a tad excessive, _but what else would one expect from children?_ *Very well then, **_aim for the moon!_** I'll show you the wisdom of age!"* Goddammit, Leo, why you gotta be so fucking awesome! :D ^_^

[@No-Name0087]

Another one he said was, "Stand back children. This is a very dangerous weapon, and I do not wish to see you harmed by it."

[@MrDibara]

No Name Desire Not Deserve AND THIS IS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HIM! He not only recognizes them as children, but accepts that fact with an open heart, even worries for them, and *gets in the spirit of the thing!* "Oh, I'm gonnabe blown up? Well whatever, might as well have fun along with these kids!" Again, so fucking awesome! ^_^

[@TheMoonHut]

"Hey, these kids are having a good time, I'm not gonna be the one to spoil their fun!" I'm pretty sure Leo is the cool grandpa of the cast.

[@DecepticonSkywarp]

Leo's rather calm about being fired out of the cannon

[@ivanmelkovich7698]

Leo Whitefang, ladies and gentlemen. Such an awesome and understanding guy huh?

[@seanredmen2676]

The old me is gone, and I'm finally able to make choices in my own life. Yet a defeat like this doesn't have a fragment of dignity. I dont care if I lose....Pardon me-

[@sotl7749]

It's like she's saying the things she always wanted to say before she blasts off😂

[@symphonyheart1384]

*Stop this May!...Not you. Too. April! I thought you outgrew this childish behavior!*

[@shakeee3n]

Dizzy going instant mommy mode

[@symphonyheart1384]

@@shakeee3n poor Dizzy

[@symphonyheart1384]

@@ivanmelkovich7698 well from what I gathered may didn't mature until after dizzy was harmed as her and april treat her like a sister

[@LightRoomRJU]

You know what they say, "habits die hard."

[@MomokoTuHarumaki]

To Dizzy, it's another practical joke from May and April

[@gotgunpowder]

Zato being the only one to point out how ludicrous this move is gives me life.

[@allohtoffbaqphat4547]

Leos is the best! He's just like, "Fuck it, lets see some distance!"

[@jojogacha974]

I love how jack-o just basically says “aiming a canon is hard.”

[@joestudent5345]

Zato's just like: "Yknow this is kinda concerning considering you're children but at least my obituary's gonna be badass."

[@HunterTracks]

Bedman: "How could I fall asleep in a dream?"

[@mdalsted]

Unknown Error I wonder if that's the reason he seems stressed, because he realized he wasn't dreaming?

[@turinmormegil7715]

​@@mdalstedI think It has to do with the fact be is ABOUT TO BE FIRED OUT OF A F-ING CANNON and can't do nothing cuz he is sleeping Man, Bedman's sleep paralysis demon is a whole other level of terror

[@achilleszecilmacayan5482]

7:47 May's revenge for getting a prostate exam when she didnt ask for one

[@wolfey2456]

i didnt know may was a boy

[@beneditohenrique8358]

@@wolfey2456 she isn’t

[@wolfey2456]

@@beneditohenrique8358 girls dont have prostate that was a joke

[@MoonMarshmallow]

me and the girls getting a prostate exam

[@SonicBoomShad]

1:04 Lmao, “Are the lights out again”. Like, yikes Jam. Also I love the way of how she tries to get out of being blasted out of a cannon by saying “Important people say to do risky things to get the most out of life, but that’s not true when you’re about to get blasted out of a cannon”.

[@NoirLouisStream]

Answer tries to finish the call before he is flung with cannon.

[@patcatzgames9792]

True.......kinda like when Potemkim did the heavenly potemkim buster

[@symphonyheart1384]

Man has dedication I'll give him that

[@bufan7177]

Sol lived long enough to be launched out of a cannon by a bunch of preschool girls cosplaying pirate on an extremely advance air ship.

[@GiordanDiodato]

*Preteen girls

[@ETProducts]

What kind of Freakishly tall preschools girls u know?? I know they look young but not preschool young

[@ghostsherpard623]

They are above 20s but in the game they have a childish appearance for marketing and story reason.

[@hdanke]

"firing the wrong caliber is dangerous"

[@IkeFanBoy64]

Just ask anyone who fired the .30-06 version of the Chauchat

[@fearanger1]

I'm surprised he didn't blow up the whole cannon on his way out

[@jacksmash8488]

This Scene would have so much more Impact if we'd hear the Characters scream as they fly away and/or see their faces while they are mid air.

[@jobansand]

that would be cool

[@joeda900]

Like screen KOs and Star KOs in Smash That would would be fun

[@MRMADASSASSINx]

Some attempt to reason Some beg Some are relatively good sports about their situation. But Baiken? Her threats of intense violence are hilarious! I wouldn't wanna be those kids when she lands!

[@neidelynlundy2947]

😂 IKR

[@ConstantineFurman]

Considering Baiken's about to be a spray of blood and grue, May's probably not that worried.

[@ArcaneMaiden]

@@ConstantineFurman She's going to shrug it off and rename herself into 'Pile of Vengeful Samurai Body Parts Baiken'. *NOT UNTIL I GET MY REVENGE!!!1!* D:< 😅

[@shaneens1547]

[Insert plankton saying "I will destroy all of you!!!!"]

[@omnimon2230]

More that she’s threatening to haunt them for the rest of their lives as a vengeful spirit…or something along those lines…

[@arthurpprado]

When May shoots anyone else out of a cannon, it's just a silly little prank. When May shoots Johnny out of a cannon, it is capital punishment

[@Goofy_Clown]

I wish they kept the instant kills in strive. They were so funny.

[@zealouszombie]

Maybe They'll Add Them In The Future (IDK If They've Said That They Wont But I Hope They Do)

[@Kpimpmaster]

Johnny: May if I live through this you’re grounded of your natural life

[@WillRennar]

"I-I see. Would you be so kind as to aim towards Shiriana? I've got a friend there, you see." ~Slayer taking things rather well, all things considered. May as well make the most of a bad situation.

[@scoutkirby144]

WillRennar Slayer gives no fucks regardless.

[@patcatzgames9792]

Except when Potemkin does the exact same move that Gabriel used to defeat him

[@azuredragon8388]

ScoutKirby unless it’s Dizzy’s instant kill

[@John-Stark]

@@azuredragon8388 Even then he still gives no fucks

[@tommylatour5519]

That’s because that probably wont even hurt him really. Because of how op slayer is lorewise

[@PaperPilotGamer]

Potemkin: "Hey! At least put me in the right sized cannon!"

[@uwuingallnight7381]

”I guess you won’t be home in the morning” MaY

[@КонстантинПаршуков-о6б]

Johnny, while returning home in the night: "May, wtf?! What was that for!"

[@wal33du]

Leo and Raven are my favorites

[@JeshuaMorbus]

Leo accepts defeat. Raven is simply a masochist.

[@MrDibara]

DIO Leo gets in the spirit of things. (I love it!) Raven just wants the pleasurs of the pain. (...whatever)

[@ivanmelkovich7698]

God, so many good answers. How come out of all instakills THIS is the one i find a tad... excessive? It's probably the begging that makes me use it only against the characters i don't like much. I'll try to always use it on Raven, though. He's a nice guy, might as well give him something he likes

[@davyt0247]

I find this excessive too, maybe it's because they are on an airship?

[@EripmavsDYraid]

Raven burns people to a crisp to the point the area around you detonates Dizzy nearly fucking nukes you Potemkin punches you through the earth Baiken cuts an entire house + a garden + a pond in half Answer summons a giant snake to devour you, only for you to fall to the ground Chipp explodes you a bunch with paper bomb shurikens, then a fucking lightning bolt to the chest Jack-O does a dive kick from Orbit that creates a giant red blast that covers the entire hemisphere Sol and Sin detonates everything in a fiery geyser Yet somehow The CANNON is the most excessive?

[@haihuynh8772]

@@EripmavsDYraidIt's the one with the most effort. May didn't just knock you out, she carried your limp body onto her pirate ship, prepared a cannon for you, stuffed you in there, then specifically waited until you have woken up to send you into the nether. The others just throw random shits of varying destruction at you, May made the effort to specifically shoot your cognizant ass out of a cannon.

[@PikaPenny17]

@@EripmavsDYraid She knocked them out first and thus won the fight already, and then ignored their begs of mercy. Yeah, it is kind of worse than most of the others, which are not used on someone already fully defeated and begging for their life.

[@WillRennar]

4:55 - Mutiny!

[@mateocastillo7251]

Damn, Zato got very real with that shit xD

[@John-Stark]

i love how little of a shit Leo, Slayer and Jack-o give

[@PikaPenny17]

Interestingly, Slayer gives the most shits of those three for this one.

[@pochete8248]

Everyone: get me outta here! May: "So anyway, I started blasting"

[@hetrano]

3:31 sorry CrewMay you're a little sus, we're ejecting you off the ship *Green CrewMay was the imposter*

[@mauricesteel4995]

"There is no such thing as a coincidence, the fact that you are loading me into a cannon means that our energies are alighted, the universe-" Fire!

[@darkursrike3161]

Leo is the kind of men that i aspire to be

[@JJJJJJJJJAAAAAA]

PACK MORE POWDER, YOU COWARDS

[@jonathansotelo4877]

Isn't he just suffering from survivors guilt?

[@alexmineru]

I fkin love jams wisdom and broken english

[@mdalsted]

Hm... I think each character has multiple lines for their reaction to this Instant Kill. If you or someone else could upload a video displaying them all, I'd be grateful.

[@NoirLouisStream]

Martin D. Each one has three, Jam one is especially hilarious and Bedman as always is Long as fuck for all three.

[@hianerawr81]

Tamaya~!

[@Nehzzie]

DESTROYED

[@maharbensyafritaher4863]

MAY WINS

[@turinmormegil7715]

I like bow Bedman is clearly sweating and trying to keep a face while he is also saying basically in a roundabout way to "please use blanks instead"

[@jackpumpoen]

i love slayer and zato asking to be aimed towards eachother

[@jonh3141]

Wait was Potemkin protecting may 8:40

[@IkeFanBoy64]

Either way, he ain't wrong. Just look at the 30-06 version of the Chauchat.

[@Acesahn]

The best part was Leo's big prideful face XD

[@_zealos_8213]

Is Baiken some kinda meme?

[@absolutemadman2364]

0:44 I spotted the Rick and Morty fan

[@shakeee3n]

I think you mean at 9:02

[@aminaabdulhamid5751]

Sol badguy look so angry because He's stuck in the cannon

[@paulwalker5225]

The animation is so damn cool, ArcSys needs to do professional anime or teach their secrets to the industry. Cool stuff 👍👍👍👍

[@azuredragon8388]

WERE BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAaaaaa.... WOOOOOOOOOBUFFEEET!

[@vj7248]

Maybe he's wonder why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

[@disnagburnazog9552]

3:46 is Answer

[@WolfMoon351]

I seen that one character has more than one dialogue but it always remain the same dialogue. How do you make it so they say a random dialogue in this instant kill

[@dandenoms9495]

basically once a match starts the game pre-selects a line for the character to say and the only way to make them say other lines is if you exit to main menu and re select the characters

[@LemonMelonShork]

0:03 Funny how the announcer says Baiken-chan's name like she's a sports racer. XD

[@Sc0rp83]

01:34 I guess this is the face Dizzy would make during Faust "prostate exam" if it wasn't for Undine to shield her.

[@Gurtington]

May is for patting

[@blindtreeman8052]

New one is for worshipping. We're not worthy to pat the head of 2020 may

[@Shadoboy]

Lolis are made to headpat.

[@yuriski1]

The way she says "I guess you won't be home in the morning." sounds like she just came to the realisation she murdered her crush.

[@LoadPast]

Lmao leo like "point me at the moon, i wanna be an astronaut"

[@mystic-empties3459]

May: locked and loaded Also, may to Jonny:I thought of a punishment

[@kokoreccizindik8336]

Faust would Survive with His portal ability, y'now

[@Noctsranun]

Johnny just said Manga xD

[@matrimelee]

This is absolute peak SOUL.

[@amb3rrif1c]

NIN GEN HANABI

[@turinmormegil7715]

"This seems a tad excessive, but what else would expect from children" SURELY NOT MANSLAUGHTER, LEO!

[@ProtoMan23]

Uh, I don't think this is how you're supposed to use a cannon... What monster came up with this?!

[@DJPlace007]

i like how LEO's not giving a fuck and accept's his FATE.

[@symphonyheart1384]

Did sandman just break the 4th wall ???

[@baldkiwi444]

?

[@wryytard]

baiken set out on another revenge quest lol

[@Lethality08]

Totsugeki

[@angelieRules]

it's my childhood game play

[@zealouszombie]

I Wonder How Nago Or Chaos Would React

[@joshjones8699]

Hc in a beast wars megatron impression ow i like her yess

[@angelieRules]

get ready to rock

[@janeyrattray544]

Why do you hate baiken?

[@aweragedealsenjoyer1479]

Awesome!

[@Marcus-rg7bg]

Not everyone gets sent to me. Im best place to go though i think.

[@ikunomakoto9955]

I wish we could mute May and April's voice so we could listen to what the characters are actually saying before they get launched into space

[@Marcus-rg7bg]

Home you go. Bye bye.

[@Marcus-rg7bg]

Didnt wanna be good little boys and girls on earth so...

[@mercfanboi125]

Nothing to see here, only 2 lolis with a cannon.

[@cloudninjamusic]

Its Japan They are canonically 20+

[@rexbestclone]

​@@cloudninjamusicthat's in strive in xrd they are 14 years old

[@cloudninjamusic]

@@rexbestclone May tells chipp she's 22 during one of the Xrd stories.

[@tire_iron488]

​@@rexbestcloneme when I lie

[@paulwalker5225]

Juunbi ok~!

[@ThatWitchMarcy]

I would love if this IK took haehyun out of her mech

[@fadlanal-amsi9839]

Thx

[@muhamadhilmifauzan9236]

Funny sin kiske

[@swsu_12men]

アルェ！Σ(・Д・)

[@ArcaneMaiden]

Aim for the moon! 😅

[@mathieud1256]

The music is kinda too rocky badass... doesn’t suit scene

[@symphonyheart1384]

That's kinda the point of guilty gear it has a rock and punk rock aesthetic

[@diffanzrq710]

Loli win