Rude English Sleep Clinic [ASMR]

[@danoleary5515]

You: what’s ur name Me: Fred You: what a horrible name Me: ha jokes on you

[@cmdsyndrome5229]

EastCoastOverDose Got em

[@DragonOnStrike]

gahahha

[@michaelg5932]

That's what I thought😂

[@adrianna986]

I don’t get it

[@sierrabowles2597]

😂

[@xXChloeKissXx]

" though i seem to not remember inviting you in. " me: *sweats*

[@noahhood3825]

**Sweats nervously** 🙄😅

[@marti8519]

*panicked sweat*

[@parkerpritchard4111]

*internally screams*

[@astro_jinx2716]

Yeah I can understand this given the way ur profile pic looks

[@ricardotrevinojr1994]

are we all ASMR masochists for feeling relaxed while being insulted lol

[@sanctuaryasmr5261]

Ricardo Trevino we're feminists

[@JorgeLuis-fp7nd]

Ricardo Trevino LMAO!! I was thinking exactly the same when I open the video haha

[@thetrollcritic]

The M in ASMR stands for Masochist.

[@danielleboyd8907]

B L A C K BAHAHA

[@mackcub9409]

Boaz Gillespie masochists doesn’t mean masculinist

[@blackhawk-xt4sb]

5:03 he accidentally becomes Thor when he says discuss

[@urinternetresponsemood8823]

blackhawk8202 It was on point

[@raccoon_tycoon2554]

Omg just heard it!!!! Sooo deep. Dudes he BELLOWED. It was whisper then BOOM!

[@wilson1o129]

True

[@marti8519]

oh no- call hulk!

[@CftravelerViajera]

Must be my age, but I get Duncan Macleod from the clan McLeod.

[@samstrength5699]

Aww thanks fred. All the effort you put in to help others

[@FredsVoice]

In the words of Aragron: You are MOST welcome.

[@e0007]

He's trying to make a living lol

[@samstrength5699]

TheDrowningFish While helping people. So sweet

[@samstrength5699]

FredsVoice ASMR i love lord of the rings😉

[@xtrememadness8024]

Detective Miscellaneous u look like fucking edward scissor hands

[@fredselvaggio1435]

“It truly is a horrible name” well damn you just flamed yourself bro

[@mustaki7620]

Freddie Selvaggio haha

[@johnnypastrana6727]

Freddie Selvaggio ...Philboyd Studge

[@nobodyshekatonchires7981]

5:03 DisCUSS

[@misssinister1565]

Bigcat Kittycat 😂

[@DeltaHunter.]

Lol it took me 6 secons to understand that... xD

[@raccoon_tycoon2554]

*whisper whisper whisper *........ BOOM!

[@Tysxno]

I’m laughing so loud

[@ethanm8756]

You think you’re the real Arthur Morgan?

[@mpo__03]

Fred-“you should stop this bad sleeping habit” Me- watching this video 03:38 AM

[@CausedOregano93]

345 for me

[@helveticastandard388]

I still can't get over how much you've changed with physically and personally since I first started watching you! I wish you the best of luck

[@SolaireOfAstora_]

Are we that lower class that despite seeing us at every single one of his new jobs he doesn't remember us even though we can always afford all these expensive luxuries?

[@-Vegeta_]

I keep thinking that aswell lmao.

[@dianenagle5037]

Lol

[@dreamhunterasmr4850]

Your Rude Rp are the Best 👍

[@dennypassas537]

I love the plot lines of his rude videos, you get entertained as you fall asleep!

[@dreamhunterasmr4850]

Denny Passas you are so right 👍

[@Sys3m3rr0r]

Dream Hunter yesssss

[@lieboog1022]

Dream Hunter ASMR h😘

[@DracorusDracius]

Mostly because half of what he is saying, to me, is true 👌

[@rogersrecorded]

Yo, when Chris hemsworth retires, you got some big shoes to fill for marvel

[@MauricioZamora144]

Yesss he sounds like him

[@cianmulligan9983]

Ahahah

[@ctrlhypewall]

@@MauricioZamora144 this is just his whispering voice have u heard his speaking voice 😂

[@cruzzytv611]

4:11 I thought he was gonna say, "Have you heard of the high elves"

[@Retr05548]

CruzzyTV thought he was going to say Asguard.

[@polter5195]

Tsk, tsk. Skipping formalities? Seems like we've got a Rude English Customer on our hands too.

[@Rocketpoweredmonke]

I could watch your videos all day! They are made with the highest care and quality there is! I will continue watching forever! Keep up the good work and your the best!

[@CrytpicTortuga]

Bloody airplanes is what brought me to this clinic lol

[@LaDyLuCk2900]

Javier Cerda You too huh? 😂

[@aureliarr]

the pillow makes good sounds

[@Meeperjb]

Aurelia I think the case makes good sounds

[@thebruneitor7842]

I think the pillow makes good sounds

[@johnfowler4230]

I think sounds make good sounds

[@marcopaolix4171]

I the pillow think does a good sound

[@cristyally]

I was drifting off and at 55:07 I heard "okay" and that scared me so much. I thought a man was in my room lmao

[@ilovekfc2]

Cristy Ally I skipped to 55:07 and that was kinda Creepy😂

[@drvalove]

Hahaha that's really funny

[@mustaki7620]

**inhales** *BOI*

[@BeautyandGoreGalore]

Lol, same!

[@ashleywilliams4665]

Happens to me all the time lol. I usually watch asmr with no talking when trying to sleep because a sudden voice startles me.

[@marigoldz2905]

I’ve had the worst headache all day but watching this has made me feel so much better! These rude RPs are so wonderful, well done.

[@erins3581]

Can we appreciate that Fred and Maria both uploaded today!! 🙌🏻👏🏻

[@Yalocalherb]

I went to see avengers infinity war for the first time. The minute i saw thor all i thought was he actually does look like Fred. And that's all i could think of when he spoke and was on screen 😂

[@MysteryKOne]

I set my phone down beside me as I tried to drift off to sleep. I noticed that I got an ad and decided to wait for it to be over. It kept going and when I checked my phone, I had a *50 MINUTE AD*

[@IBralex]

“You might be missing some brain cells” lmao

[@vinceian672]

I'll try not to get butthurt this time 👌

[@islandsunset]

I am 2 years late for my appointment. These insults are kinda justified 😂

[@Perktube1]

"The fact I am here probably indicates to me that you are worthy of the sleep clinic. Congratulations. " XD lovin' this.

[@BlackmanStinga]

“Or go harass someone or some ... whatever you do “ IM DEAD 😂😂😂

[@BlackmanStinga]

13:33

[@vathek5958]

More anticipated than Infinity War, tingles started within a minute.

[@ASMRWHISPERINGANGEL]

💖 how r u d e

[@allyt.8813]

A A S M R W H I S P E R I N G A N G E L Stephanie Tanners catchphrase 🙄

[@ASMRWHISPERINGANGEL]

💖 Ally T. just tryin to do her proud : >

[@Sys3m3rr0r]

-A S M R W H I S P E R I N G that's the point loll

[@sippingblood]

Your in big trouble mister

[@d0nnyr0n]

@@Sys3m3rr0r They know loll

[@blurrythekid]

I always hear your asmr videos while I‘m study for an exam and it helps me so much to concentrate while I’m lerning or writing an assigment. Thanks Fred for all your work and effort!

[@kendra_t]

10:39 "It truly is a *horrible* name," Maybe my name is 'Fred'!

[@danisaguilera]

What just happened in the begining? Did he grab the pillow with his foot? And is he wearing shorts?

[@brrrr2237]

FRED! please do a collab with ghetto asmr! I already asked him a few days ago in his live stream and he’s down! His extremely fast tapping + your whispers and scissor cutting etc.,I think this is gonna be perfect!. I commented this on last week’s video I REALLY want this to happen, this gonna be the best asmr EVER

[@DandyCandy1]

Why is this getting so many upvotes?

[@brrrr2237]

Dandy Candy his tapping is fucking legendary

[@brrrr2237]

Nitrogoxygen what lol

[@SunStaro]

Nitrogoxygen do you have nothing better to do than sit around and criticize people? the toxicity really isn’t needed and it’s not productive in the slightest-i’d suggest you take that negativity elsewhere, because it isn’t going to do you or anybody else any good

[@woofmeow8371]

TheBritishBulldog aww well i give a shit and so did the people who liked the comment

[@hearthstonefreak8069]

I came here to fall asleep, but along with it I got a perception change and a giggle out of a rude englishman. Excellent roleplay as always

[@dennypassas537]

Thanks Fred for the extra long video, its just what I needed!

[@DanielaG.13]

Pillow sounds are my favourite! More please and thank you!

[@johngiese7479]

Currently 37 min in and my Bluetooth headphones go “low battery” and I woke up 😂 great video as always, appreciate the effort and tedious grind you put in to produce such great content!

[@ozGhicman]

Get someone who holds you like 37:10

[@MaelysGaming]

Lol :)))))

[@christinetrue8198]

Nothing makes me sleep better than listening to your voice

[@charliepepke7906]

I could listen to that intro with the pillow for hours ❤😄😄

[@ididlove8998]

I can't stop smiling looking at you speak. It's happiness!

[@dianenagle5037]

Thank you Fred. I slept so good last night, fell asleep before the video was over. Yay

[@kwristal00]

I could listen to the first minute of this video on loop for hours and hours 🥰

[@gloober.]

One whole hour of my favorite viking asmrtist, thank you for this and the subtle music I could hear in the background was a perfect touch to the video.

[@HeartOfClod]

I actually opened my eyes when he said this wasn't a sleep clinic

[@tuccjr1577]

Never seen a more Satisfying pillow

[@michellemclean4652]

Dont think iv ever been so early for a new video 😁 cant wait to relax ☺

[@SpookyMatReacts]

Did anyone else see that he wrote click the bell to execute order 66?

[@vertigochallenger6135]

Holy shit he’s honest about the title XD

[@jgus0822]

1:02 pm here and still haven’t slept, this is just what I need, love your content Fred, keep it up

[@alisonmoirangthem49]

Makes me feel better sleep..😍😍😍😍

[@JesusCervantes-vl4mb]

You should’ve aimed for the head - Thanos :v

[@tronfrog]

My favorite was when you turned the lights out and all the sounds were happening and you'd come in and check on us once in a while.. for 15 whole minutes. I *literally* fell asleep

[@johncook5610]

Hay man I just wanted to say thank you. You have such a cool voice and your videos have almost signal handily cured my night tears and insomnia so thanks

[@Ser0toniinTTV]

I am certainly not worthy of a visit at this clinic, but I'm not much for formalities either so I decided to barge in. Evening, Fred! I hope you had a nice week! The weather is boiling my blood for me... Got some rain to spare? 😁💙 (also I liked the editing with the moving camera view, it's interesting!)

[@Blackbird9760]

Is it me or are his sassy ones somehow more soothing?

[@rafaelcosta9146]

Your RP is very very good and your voice and look are similar to the actor that acts as Thor.

[@broo9316]

* Fred says anything remotely rude* Me: “ ooooh savage” 😂

[@TheLordofASMR]

Amazing, love the sound of the writing and your voice is great as always, well done :)

[@TKASMR]

Your video is the best!! So nice guy💡💡

[@skoughen4222]

Couldnt stop laughing at this not even lying

[@normanultraviolence6465]

How could I possibly sleep when Thor is my therapist

[@flugelfrei5562]

35:34 Fred is like: "This is My pillow😠" 😂

[@rebeccakelly1917]

Me : relaxed in bed, eyes closed, taking in the sounds of asmr 5.03 : disCUSS

[@darrianweathington1923]

The tables have turned... We are the rude English gentlemen

[@Perktube1]

Lol! "Things you do before you go to sleep: like a drone, stare at a screen, or a computer. "

[@DragonOnStrike]

Your voice is so soothing love the rude playlist btw!!

[@anixgarcia]

Your voice is soo relaxing❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤⚡😬😊😴

[@MychalTheGamer]

Amazing great helpful video! Thank Fred!!!

[@zerogee768]

Nice work buddy 😁 Just got back after a tough day's work and this is just what I needed!

[@bluepatriot6078]

That tuning fork makes my brain melt it’s fantastic

[@noemiromero584]

Did u pick up the pillow with your foot?? Pretty freakin impressive!! Thanks for this!

[@PipsterX]

Is this a deleted scene from 'Thor: Ragnarok'?

[@tadhgsahutske5997]

PipsterX more like bore ragnarok

[@tobymowat5905]

Sink Aficionado omg, don’t like the vid? Go the hell away then, and btw the fact u like ur own comment rlly shows ur personality...

[@hurrrmmhmmmhmghh8912]

I JUST sat down to look for an asmr video while my water boils and got this notification

[@rh_3280]

why is Thor in Fredsvoice asmr....

[@cretinoussmile1295]

lordy me, relaxing and laughing at same time, this is diamond, gold, something or other + informative

[@chrisnam1603]

lol fred, so good & soft & (cough) badass :) thankyou!!! :)

[@TheCrinkledFox_theOne]

Loved the deep crinkling!!

[@Mariablirup]

Hello there Fred! I really enjoy your videos, and I would love it if you would do an anxiety relief video? Please?

[@evilmerv4645]

This is some crisp sound quality 👌🏽

[@LucifersGothGirl]

First time here to your channel and I absolutely love it! Thanks Thor, I mean Fred🥰

[@emilyeaston4169]

Great video! I really like the subtle music in the background.

[@LetsmakesomethingbeautifulCoUk]

Oh em gee 😍 how happy am I that I discovered you today! The crinkly paper 😍😍

[@justdom2293]

Has to be my favourite video of yours so far!

[@sxslade1102]

Great asmr dude thank you for all that you bring us. These asmr really help

[@travis6720]

Can you make a video of you just playing around with only those headphones because they make some damn good sounds

[@TinaJung0218]

Just in time for bed! Thanks for the perfect timing Fred!

[@slycooper459]

Fred please don’t put ads right in the middle of the video! Nice camera angles in the vid btw

[@MaelysGaming]

slycooper459 Where's the AD?

[@sameifler5598]

I’m sorry to hear that dinosaur taming and hair cutting didn’t work out, but good on u for trying other professions.

[@KingSalemence3]

Can we get a hello there spa round 2?

[@christopher0401]

King of the Dragons yes pleaseee

[@champagnepapi2660]

We diving deep all the sudden? Lolll love that guy

[@fcclips3596]

Man makin me sleepy already

[@idontlikestrawberries7421]

I actually needed this, thanks, Fred.

[@heidiyoussef6862]

Your voice is so deep it makes me chuckle. But great videooooo

[@dominicahrens3987]

I love these keep up the great work, i had a good chuckle when u said i had a lack of brain cells lol

[@AvaConda]

Anddd fell asleep lol great vid!

[@garrettdavid5275]

Fred walked in and just stuffed a pillow on your face and said "welcome to eternal sleep" lmao!!!

[@willowindi]

What if he isn’t rude, just honest, and we don’t deserve to be in a place like this?

[@EE-pe8ie]

Thor, god of thunder and apparently ASMR.

[@tobymowat5905]

E E god shut up

[@zvonkohrvat3624]

@@tobymowat5905 someone had a bad day lol

[@leximesser4883]

Ok Karuna Satori and Fred. The nice doctor who makes sure you are safe and the rude man who makes you uncomfortable. Just imagine the videos

[@Angelheaven]

I have to say alivia and you are my favs for years now .