[ASMR] Rude English Barbershop 💈 Full treatment (Cut, Wash & Style)

[@koba101]

"your balls will thank you" pure genius

[@loganneedham7726]

😂

[@creeperboy101yt9]

It’s put an f in the chat for the girl who had to sit threw that add

[@orion1472]

creeperboy101YT through

[@MoonlightDisco]

creeperboy101YT I thought it was hysterical

[@zayahbeatz]

It’s scripted all the ads sound the same

[@Auralnauts]

You're the only one who even bothers to integrate these ads in a thematic way. You don't have to but you do it anyway and I appreciate it. Even though the rest of the video is going to be you taking a dump on my looks.

[@urmother1212]

I can assure you that this guy has given me 3rd degree burns before. Not the best experience.

[@drewsworthh]

Auralnauts WHATS UP DUDE I LOVE YOUR VIDS. i didn’t know you watched asmr lol

[@Auralnauts]

And_dboy XD YT It’s the only way I can fall asleep these days! Fred is one of my favorites. He’s got a great voice. His skits are clever and play out well. And he’s a massive geek like us. He even has his own connected universe. Rude World.

[@drewsworthh]

Auralnauts Yes I definitely agree with you there 100%

[@berlin_42]

Yo when is the next Kylo Ren ASMR? Hands down my favorite video of yours!

[@araara8389]

There couldn't have been a better sponsor for the rude english barber shop

[@Tyler-rf6im]

Dollar shave club

[@brandobido]

Akeno best girl

[@vinny8234]

Hmmm... hold u know what the stuff were for

[@thecommiefurry]

Agreed

[@Dani.ma1s]

ㅤ you, out :)

[@samiaorfalli7665]

Timestamps (ty all for the kind words💛) 0:01-sponsor 2:19-talking on the phone and being a little rude with u 5:54-talking with u 9:35-brushing/checking your hair 10:23-shaking 10:39-spraying 10:43-talking with u about how he is gonna wash your hair 12:07-drying your hair with a towel 13:09-spraying 13:22-brushing hair 13:27-drying your hair again 17:15-brushing and cutting your hair 21:40-explaning where and how much he's gonna cut from your hair 21:57-spraying and shaking 22:09-cutting your hair 23:30-telling u how to trust barbers (I think) 24:02-cutting your hair (24:30-spray) (26:32-spraying) 27:01-telling u how he'll cut your hair 27:24-spraying 27:32-cutting 28:08-telling u how good your hair looks like now 28:38-cutting 29:00-spraying 29:05-brushing 29:23-cutting 29:25-cutting and brushing 30:50-talking 31:15-cutting 31:26-talking about the tattoo shop 32:00 cutting AGAIN 36:15-shaking and spraying 36:22-talking about the big scissor 36:40-cutting 37:33-checking your hair 37:57-sparying and shaking 38:02-talking 38:37-cutting 40:53-shaving 42:15-spraying 42:23-brushing 43:09-drying your hair with a hair dryer 44:56-hair spray 45:32-checking if everything is perfect 45:43-talking about how your hair looks 46:14-talking on the phone 47:00 goodbye/go look at the mirror Hope it helped. Stay safe and healthy, have a good day/night. (U all made my day with your kind words tysm😭❤)

[@JuniperF]

Thanks chief, much appreciated 👍

[@samiaorfalli7665]

@@JuniperF your welcome and btw I'm gonna complete it now (loved your username😂)

[@AzelfStan]

Come here so I can express my thanks

[@slaytallicadeththrax4547]

Boy went balls deep on these timestamps. Bless your soul

[@perhapsitsjey4859]

SlayTallica DethThrax 🤨

[@eduardodantas2241]

Fred simping for Farquaad, simply marvellous. 10/10.

[@dinisribeiro254]

Português

[@dinisribeiro254]

Nice finalmente alguém português

[@P0wer101]

Who isn’t simping for Lord Farquad?

[@dantesparda999]

Simp-ly

[@duncanmcgee13]

@@P0wer101 Shrek

[@shady4546]

I clicked for ASMR and had Thor tell me I'm not important in the first ten minutes. Fabulous.

[@Leojackbo]

Can we get an ASMR where we’re Lord Farquad

[@shellbellheart_tv]

But only if he sets the camera at waist height

[@chinmustache6420]

Fred would have to bend over the whole time 😆

[@imafisch3636]

Omg that's such a great Idea please Fred do this asmr pllllllls

[@nerys2263]

YES

[@yvngxshady]

and hes shrek

[@cmcgee8803]

“You’re probably just a little bit ... THE POLAR OPPOSITE”

[@alexxesc_]

Ok Conor McGee

[@chrissanders1840]

Dat funny mcgeeeeeeeee come here buddy

[@watermeloncoughdrops3408]

@@alexxesc_ okay "alecks jay"

[@RachASMR]

*Im sorry - but he has the best male voice in the ASMR community!!*

[@Phii33]

We know 😂

[@grammernotzi]

No need to be sorry when you speak the truth.

[@clairemarcel466]

Yep. He's up there with Late Night Tingles and Ephemeral Rift!

[@ItsDarkinHerex2x]

And Zeitgeist

[@RachASMR]

wolf x2x true

[@salima3703]

Everyone : sponsoring raid shadow legends Fred : MANSCAPED

[@moonwatcher5134]

"Rude Videos" Everyone else: Oh that's terrible. Me and other ASMR viewers: Ooh boy! I can't wait to watch this!

[@niceswap8447]

Ya pero eres o no eres?

[@cynicalsinner2901]

No eres

[@Night_Night478]

Me and the boys ready to get insulted!!

[@AStrawberryHedgehog]

Madara Uchiha same tho

[@Speed001]

As IronMouse would say "Step on me!"

[@brenplaysguitar1]

1920: We will have flying cars! 2020: Ball deodorant

[@avajean8419]

“your balls will thank you”

[@thatoneguy7932]

2021: y'aint seen s*** yet

[@avajean8419]

@@thatoneguy7932 oh no

[@joshuagraham5750]

@@thatoneguy7932 oh no

[@AYYEPIC]

@@thatoneguy7932 oh no

[@samlaw7561]

In character sponsorships are the best sponsorships. Add ASMR and you've found yourselves a perfect ad.

[@samlaw7561]

@qwertyuiop qwertyuiop you too mate

[@decieman3273]

The fact that he says the obi wan Kenobi quote "Hello there" every video is awesome

[@mrjacktrangaming4788]

Ahhhh, General kenobi. I been expecting you.

[@WeWuzSqueebles]

That is probably the funniest ad read I've ever seen.

[@hatakekakashi3524]

"Your balls will thank you" ahahaha 😂

[@cmr1522]

instructions unclear, broke the lawn mower 3.0 while trying to shave my grass

[@jawa9376]

tried to MOW someones LAWN, eh?

[@bigchubbo29]

Now YOUR lawn not the lawn

[@hilojackgame]

?

[@AndrewE0808]

Yo, where are the dino nuggies?

[@nelsonB750]

Best barber in all of Asgard.

[@swazy2623]

He looks so much like him

[@harryvincent1478]

Not since ragnarok

[@HellsTicket]

Fred: Roleplaying as a Barber Me: Pretending to get a haircut My shaved head: Pretending to have hair

[@electrodudette4]

LMFAOOOO

[@adrianli3078]

Oof

[@whitewolf8051]

But- wig

[@JaggedBird]

As funny as that is, I would also like to mention based off his movements he gave you a cow's lick fringe. Have fun with that.

[@ethannate4855]

thats me but my head is pretending to have a hair line

[@Draedaja]

That sponsoring bit at the beginning was tingly _and_ hilarious! You're the best at ASMR sponsorships :D

[@0imagine16]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how much effort Fred take in each video I mean he has a connected shops and character.i call it the fcu or Fred connected universe

[@RachASMR]

*My heart ❤️ hurts for the people in our world who don’t know about this channel. This man has saved me from so many sleepless nights!*

[@creeperboy101yt9]

He is Thor

[@Phii33]

Where’s the original comment about the best voice in the community?

[@HeXter-jo3xn]

Who else got a advert starting with: “I bet it’s late, why are you still up?” Me: 👀👀

[@jamescoplin655]

Lol I'm still awake

[@monicalopez6840]

Your alarm will be in 2 hours and 3 minutes

[@edge3912]

@@monicalopez6840 yoooooo........

[@ixadorcraine6736]

Sees “rude” in the title. Oh, oh no, it would be a shame if I were to click on this video and enjoy myself in this high class establishment. Btw gotta love that initial product placement wasn’t like most that I’ve seen so this is awesome

[@manofsoupe116]

That "flashback"...10 out of 10

[@serenity6012]

CALL OF DUTY: GHOSTS HEYYY

[@doom4157]

Lol

[@jaden303]

Ghost was underrated but I got a cool mask out of it

[@mrsmartlynoobcool4282]

Nice lol

[@CrazyAsianDude]

This was the only advertisement that I watched while smiling, really soothing as well.

[@jamescoplin655]

Lol I'm still up

[@CrazyAsianDude]

@@jamescoplin655 me too hahaha

[@deathdropinc]

Ladies and Gentlemen,Fred's energy in his videos are astronomical😂👍

[@siennamartin6726]

It is WaYyY to tingly

[@OubleJum]

When the advertisement is the most replayed you know its a Fredsvoice Video

[@chinmustache6420]

That “accident” face is a perfectly accurate expression of shocking pain.

[@FeedMyBalls]

rip

[@bummelqualle]

Man its been a while since ive seen someone with a fairy tail pfp.. still liking it tho

[@Speed001]

@@bummelqualle 'He' is everywhere, there are multiple versions too.

[@VoyagerEugen]

@@Speed001 it might be "Just Some Guy" Company

[@de.pr.]

Jellal

[@darkknight3645]

I don’t even think my dad’s ever spoke to my mum the same way Fred speaks to lord Farquaad

[@deadknight7617]

You took my original name😂

[@darkknight3645]

DeadKnight761 I see I have a challenger

[@mrjacktrangaming4788]

Fight of the century.

[@imissmyacog553]

I love how awkward manscape sponsorships can get

[@AadiASMR]

😂😂😂 thor is now a baber

[@pls6749]

Best tho, these get very funny like with LongBeachGriffy

[@creeperboy101yt9]

Let’s put an f in the chat for all the girls who had to sit threw that

[@creeperboy101yt9]

Chris Ströbel idk and there’s no need to curse

[@creeperboy101yt9]

Trent Jones I mean I guess idk

[@Jabip85]

Can we all agree that Fred’s sponsor skits are works of art on their own

[@tommckay8387]

21:51 Mace Windu before decapitating Jango Fett in Attack of the Clones

[@Jaketheaxman]

😂 \|/ ➡ /|\ /\ /\ 💀

[@drowzieee]

Jaketheaxman r/blursedimages Images that are cursed and blessed

[@watermeloncoughdrops3408]

@@Jaketheaxman wow. I didn't realize how decapitation works at all. Wow.

[@watermeloncoughdrops3408]

@@drowzieee r/ihavereddit

[@lonepyqq]

First time not skipping sponsored product. It's just too relaxing and the way he made some tingles there like tapping not just talkings becuase most ASMRtist are on talks only while showing the sponsored products. That was nice Fred 👍

[@savagefrost6919]

Lord Farquad though 😂😂 this is a fantastic asmr video. You are literally my favourite asmrtist ever

[@moonwatcher5134]

I had to do a double take. I thought I heard wrong. 😂

[@DerMessiasderSatire]

Just as I am actually about to get a haircut. Just wonderful! Always happy when I see a midweek video and the inly ASMRtist where I don't skip the ad, because it's relaxing as fodge.

[@MMMBaka]

Ok Fred why are you still saying i look bad? I recently did alot to fix myself up for you. Including 1. Got a new haircut 2. Got my beard trimmed 3. Got a nice sleep on a good flight 4. Got a new suit And 5. Got nice fragrances. What more do i need?

[@bogdandamaschin9381]

An estate, lordship and to arrive in a limo

[@chosenone2048]

You deserve a video made for you, since you took his advice. Lol

[@XAspectRatioX]

Money obv

[@MMMBaka]

@@XAspectRatioX ah shit i dont have a way to get that

[@MMMBaka]

Ive figured it out. I gotta become Farquaad

[@slimjim4361]

Me: why can't I get the same treatment? Fred: you simply have less value

[@nicovasmr]

Hahahahah your BALLS will THANK YOU! I couldn’t stop laughing 😆

[@nic5987]

Drinking game: take a shot every time he says “here”

[@hate8471]

here*

[@deiflopez3761]

HeRe*

[@xmaster991]

Wait whats the challenge again

[@foundersamurai1844]

Thank you I ended up on my roof because of u but it was fun

[@icreatedanaccountforthis1852]

Oks I’m sddijf it nowosksms

[@tinglezbrushasmr8513]

Fred is absolutely the best!

[@ChipiesNGuac]

0:37 and 1:01 had me dying 😂 😂 Stupendous acting 12/10. Deserves an Oscar 🏆

[@pimees]

Bro this guy knocked me tf out 33:06

[@Jaketheaxman]

It sounds like some sort of 60s sound effect

[@Jamusrox]

Its not there anymore what happened?

[@Jaketheaxman]

@@Jamusrox it's still there

[@nexus-kun3674]

His expression is Legendary

[@kelseyeddy9560]

18:55, the sound in the background had me dying 😂 I loved the video though. Good job!

[@brickstudios9680]

I just sat here got trash talked for 47 minutes straight And I liked it

[@Xwolf-rn9ks]

I like it (only if it's Thor)

[@eyesofthebeholdergaming8909]

This is the most funniest barber ever it's like Thor is in a mood and giving you a haircut

[@sarahmcmahon8923]

I would love the Lord Farquad experience

[@robofrog82]

Lord Farquaad^

[@MelousiPousi]

Lord Farquaaad^

[@robofrog82]

@@MelousiPousi Lord Farquaaaad^

[@aljan6]

He has made one after hitting 1mil subs

[@igorferetycki2236]

It's up

[@lachazASMR]

Your natural way of speaking softly is one of the best out of all the ASMRtists i watch, bar none.

[@MSDesignASMR]

*This is definitely one of my favorite ASMRTISTS!* 🤩

[@rammyswavesandhairlinesuck7071]

Cool channel btw

[@matglade]

Me too

[@AadiASMR]

favorite ? he is best i just love his voice and mouth sound and also he is creative he is telented

[@moro6794]

MSDesign ASMR I’ve seen u on sooooo many asmr channels u must love asmr also I see ur a asmrtists ur self

[@MSDesignASMR]

@@moro6794 i do. Asmr helped me with my anxiety and haven't turned away from it since

[@johnweber4504]

This one is interesting. In most of them it’s just Fred playing the role of a rude person doing their job, but in this one I could actually see a person acting like this. Somehow he perfectly emulates the small talk of a barber, and the “rude” character he puts on at the same time and blends them perfectly.

[@FetaMax]

You should do a scooby doo one where you play Fred Jones

[@neolithic3]

OMG YESSSSS!!!!

[@tigerlily0792]

He should also do shaggy

[@airforcesair3895]

I love Fred's dramatic face when he has an accident

[@edwardhall7673]

I’ll be honest thought I’d signed up for the wrong ‘Full Cut, Wash and style’ at the start 😂 Love the vid Fred 🙌

[@sethneves803]

That absolute look at the very end was priceless thank you Fred for doing your characters so well

[@kargo6.232]

Bro I don’t need no other asmrsmartest this is the perfect one

[@KirasRift]

You could literally do any ad and make it relaxing. That's the first sponsorship that i willingly didn't want to skip because it literally made me want to just completely relax, basically what I'm saying is.. *i subscribed* :D

[@elabasmr]

Wow Fred that costume. It's got to be my all-time favorite!

[@shaneomac8289]

A very talkative barber. Somehow if he has a voice like this it helps you sleep. Digging it!

[@harrytarded7002]

You know it's a good company when you see "your balls will thank you!" on the box. I would pay them to sponsor me, if only I had the clout and a channel

[@lsthay]

Why does this video never get old? Like legit this is the 19th time I’ve listened to it fully. Omg

[@sethparker4098]

Holy shit Fred doing a manscape ad is something I didn't know I needed. Hilarious.

[@xbnx2002]

😂👍

[@ncrrangerveteran8519]

Its an add about pubic hair trimmers on an asmr channel. Never in my life was this expected

[@TheUNOcollector]

“And...... *coughs* Anakin Skywalker. I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little..... older.”

[@victorboucher9277]

"General Grievous, You're shorter than expected."

[@Xwolf-rn9ks]

"Hello there..."

[@mrjacktrangaming4788]

@@Xwolf-rn9ks Ahhh, General Kenobi.

[@pewpew1956]

I swear this guy's roleplays are amazing

[@ryanhumphreys1056]

You ever considered voice acting? Your voice is perfect aswell as your accent btw.

[@joehadrin9807]

...usually i skip past ads, but it was just pure gold. Well played, Fred. Especially those 'accident' facial expressions.

[@MagnumTriumph]

Probably the only time in history when I've actually considered buying something off a KZbin plug lol

[@derpyderper2457]

Ok the sponsored ad at the start was just way too amazing! So much effort put into just the first 2 minutes alone it is absolutely amazing and i love it!

[@KOASMR]

Your voice alone gives me tingles❣️

[@GI-mc1jw]

@@peace2033 😂😂

[@GI-mc1jw]

@@peace2033 😬

[@jereenberg11]

Thanks Fred for turning the mic 180 degrees. Now its perfect to listen and watch the videos same time👌

[@aser28860d]

33:06 I jumped of my bed. Was almost sleeping tho. Jsus. Jumpscare.

[@Xwolf-rn9ks]

He hit his mic which caused that sound

[@flocg]

This man can be anything and I mean anything. Keep up the work.

[@standingguy2653]

Fred-"Looks kind of scruffy" Me- "thats why im here"

[@kaykat0134]

Facts lol 😂

[@nathankellogg2640]

The intro was legit hilarious, great use of a sponsorship!

[@RPM.0102]

the next stage in the rude English barber saga

[@sultry6808]

I fell asleep to this so fast omg. I woke up and I was like when did I even close my eyes??? Nice work!!

[@GreigerBDragon]

31:09 Moments before a blooper reel of Fred loudly verbally abusing his lights.

[@darkenedpheonix2176]

his voice is already the asmr

[@notleviathan855]

"The market hasn't really catered for this problem" Essentially the market hasn't cared for mens private hygiene until now, and they've realized guys will pay decent money for something that doesn't destroy their personal belongings.

[@DwightLivesMatter]

Not profitable. Most men don't care about basic hygiene, a shaver is essentially useless on the market.

[@BalooDumptruck]

@@DwightLivesMatter most stiraght men fixed it for you, you're welcome

[@hypebeastfarron9294]

Both of the things you're saying are wrong

[@OneSillyBoi]

@@DwightLivesMatter that’s just wrong.

[@OneSillyBoi]

@@BalooDumptruck and you’re also just wrong.

[@CouncilmanTom]

10 out of 10, I keep hearing about manscape, But this is the only time I actually wanted to hear about it, Very calm and smooth

[@stanwebb2569]

never have i ever thought i would be so happy whilst getting insulted

[@Sophie-jn6qq]

That is some excellent marketing from the manscaped team. Very appropriate content creator and I love their ads!

[@sreethetree9142]

No one: Fred: no no don’t worry Lord Farquad, they’re not like other girls

[@jennypapageorgiou7386]

Fred, you re a great magician because you can put a smile on one s face and at the same moment put him to sleep. Thank you. You always make my day/night

[@sajinjs]

Ah I laughed so hard at the intro!! 😂🤣🤣

[@jasmine_xcs]

Ikr x)

[@skilltekk]

This is the only channel on KZbin where the sponsor segment is actually enjoyable

[@lolmandoom6588]

fred is in the shrek universe **confirmed**

[@aaroneijgelaar7447]

I'm still waiting for this guy to hit 1 million subscribers.......

[@rollorosser9057]

He’s so in character I nearly forgot this was an asmr video 😂

[@madedrew]

Your ad for manscaped was -chefs kiss- quality content. I loved it and made me giggle

[@AceWolf456]

I hope one day the barber recognizes us and says something along the lines of "Ah, you again. That means I'm about to get a call from someone more important than you." Or "Oh, I should have been expecting you. I just got off the phone with Lord Farquad and was pleased to not see you for once."

[@stardustworlds1493]

Yeeeesss! We are still waiting for that to happen

[@ugnixs]

This ad is the best, If I owned a company or product I would want fred to make a ad for it 😃

[@bromad9029]

Meanwhile, the nicer, younger, beardless Fred stares at us being roasted by his rude future self from the wall.

[@zgniychopiec5330]

I was watching you like 1 year ago and after the vid i am like WOW u are Talking now so fluently. You realy made a big progres, thanks for this video

[@Jb.3910]

No one: Fred: *surprised pikachu face*

[@drewhope4215]

Had manscaped for about 3 months now. Definitely worth it

[@ChanoCYBER9Avila]

Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town Here we have some rules, let us lay them down Don't make waves, stay in line And we'll get along fine Duloc is a perfect place Keep your feet off the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your face Duloc is, Duloc is Duloc is a perfect place

[@christianandersen810]

Well never thought I would see Thor selling me a ball shaver

[@PlaneBrain]

I knew as soon as I heard the name Lord Farquaad I clicked on a video with great potential 😂

[@teebee8196]

You make me relax after a long day of work. Thanks Fred, greetings from Germany

[@naimakyol4754]

2:57 lord farquaad has entered the chat but is too short to see the snap

[@christiantrujillo7294]

I don’t like when ASMR artists or any KZbin promote products but Fred did it with such elegance.