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[@CiCiLeathercraft]

“booty compact, booty tight” I lost my shit 💀

[@affinity4180]

me too 😂😂

[@juniornichols510]

he said it so professionally 2 bro 😭

[@shinra_slams_goku]

how would u lose your shit if your ass is tight? it ain't falling out

[@devuk8196]

Find ur shit

[@888vox]

Where did Bros shit go 😞

[@KiraAsakura14]

"Booty Ocean" was the moment I realized shit was about to get lit.

[@Maiveb11]

I read that as “I realized I shit”…

[@GamingFishYT]

@@Maiveb11 💀

[@tangerine101]

@@Maiveb11 Lmao😭

[@dazzlingg.]

@@Maiveb11 Lmaoooo💀💀

[@kaiden8197]

@@Maiveb11 bro what kind of day u be having

[@NoOne-dr5ht]

I thought he was gonna say "booty Lively, booty Blake" 😭

[@slay-io7by]

Booty Fake

[@gomezk1493]

Me too🤣🤣🤣

[@leahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.]

NO CUS SAME

[@joab757]

Oh shit

[@hwangbigdong]

💀

[@RealDoodleBug]

“Dreams have meaning” My dreams:

[@vzgsxr]

😂😂 broke me bro.

[@angelicart.6]

NO BRO YOU CAN’T 💀💀💀😭

[@seekerx9574]

LMAO

[@sduduzomkhize8872]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@officialchickenn]

🤣🤣

[@Chef_Jake]

Dude on the right needs to be a voice actor….fr had me dying

[@kittyc0n]

he is lol 😭

[@mucia55]

He sounds like Neil de Grasse Tyson

[@LunularLunatic]

@@mucia55 and he also sounds like someone who's narrating a nat geo documentary on wildebeest

[@OGseoulite]

I love how they mutually respected each other’s booty poetry😌 booty bros LMAO THE REPLIES ARE TOP TEIR🤣🤣

[@Gecko1115]

AYYOO?????

[@Gecko1115]

WHAT BROS?

[@philippezevenberg1332]

booty worthy, booty glow.

[@Toasters-edits]

@@Gecko1115 Kids when they see anything white:

[@glory5956]

PAUSE

[@zekybg]

Imagine just walking and hearing “booty compact, booty tight” “mmmmm”

[@kiwitastic1630]

O think I'd turn around and say "Sorry mother, not today!"

[@theplayablecatalog3199]

This dude’s voice is amazing. He also kinda sounds like Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

[@Abby_776]

the guys hesitation is so funny

[@sheeftala]

@✯༒XÓ ČĤÚBBŶ༒✯…ᘛ it’s not beautiful it’s booty-full. You’re welcome.

[@cartoonfantasy4541]

hey what's your pfp source?

[@Meme-Guy-]

Sauce for ur pfp?

[@Damarai_]

@@Meme-Guy- down astronomical (but I’m really just leaving this comment here so when the sauce comes I know too 😩)

[@Meme-Guy-]

@@Damarai_ Indeed, I am down bad. I am fully aware of that... Although I will never be proud of it.

[@danispainas]

After moist I thought “booty hefty” “booty hoist” 😂

[@theniyacat]

I thought “booty lift, booty hoist” lol

[@codgodches]

Booty clapping, booty making noise

[@G.of.J.]

i thought of hoist too lol

[@serendipity8031]

I'm the thousandth like

[@tazmainian3479]

"he's probably out cheating" *Me and my boy:*

[@aubreyrahmanian1220]

Ok but 🤣 why does this sound so inspirational 😭 I’m dying 🤣

[@officialchickenn]

🤣🤣

[@iska103]

Imagine walking by and hear two guys say this

[@calebdaman7021]

It would be awesome-

[@soban6396]

I would be hyping that shit up XD

[@U.R.coolkid]

I would CHEER I would cry tears of joy and CHEER

[@Cryptic_Diamond]

3k

[@toad3841]

I’d join them

[@Fylmxd]

Two cultured men in their natural habitat speaking pure poetry. It's booty-ful Edit: approaching 50k likes, but please like El Tercero's reply! They came up with the pun, not me. Have a good night

[@ericolens3]

You spelled it sooo WRONG. You had the perfect opportunity to spell booty-ful.

[@Fylmxd]

@@ericolens3 YOU'RE RIGHT LEMME FIX THAT

[@ericolens3]

@@Fylmxd Thx. You gotta use the puns when the opportunity is there.

[@Fylmxd]

@@ericolens3 np

[@mrpinkfreak4168]

Yo brother????

[@parrsaw]

1000 years later literature teacher: tHats sO DeEp

[@Anthony-qk1lk]

*That "YO !" I Felt That.*

[@phanauer1]

I was fully expecting the last one to be “booty lively, booty Blake”

[@kitashay1987]

Merge tooo

[@dariadaniellemusic]

Sameee

[@Bison_2]

I thought it was gonna be shake ngl

[@metaLungiez]

Except Blake Lively doesn't have any booty.

[@CallMeSkinny]

That would of went hard too!

[@naurrr]

these are so goddamn amusing

[@s.u.r.j3232]

(keep it going): Booty entertaining, booty talented.

[@koh4682]

I read that as samsung I'm so fucking dumb

[@Jervenshmine]

@@koh4682 I read it as annoying at first somehow

[@koh4682]

@@Jervenshmine wow, you're literally 4 parallel universes ahead of me

[@CooledJets]

I felt that "YO" deep down in my soul

[@seanwgamingnl]

Can we get a moment of prayer for the headphone users that didnt see it coming

[@ominious7082]

We need this series to be undying, let the booty cult form!!! Let's goo!!!!!

[@Gameasaurus]

YES!!!!!

[@RigelRat]

#BootyCult

[@SpamMusubi308]

Where do i sign?

[@RigelRat]

@@SpamMusubi308 RIGHT HERE!

[@ruby-kc1nj]

#LetsGoBootyGang

[@jilianj_xiimipa1700]

I'm addicted to this and I don't know why, but my ears almost died in the end cause I'm wearing earphones

[@definitelynotacerealkiller2145]

You're not alone😔

[@dejvid740]

Same 🥲

[@ookayokay]

Well they have pretty chill voices

[@dereknez965]

I was expecting "booty compact, booty Taint" haha

[@abass4880]

This is what happens when two men of culture get together 🍺

[@mr.blobberry3112]

Johnson has the smoothest voice I have ever heard. He needs a talkshow.

[@teriflagard.eeznutzwaterlaw]

He sounds like the guy who be making movie trailer just imagine him saying “this summer”

[@luvernment]

not me genuinely thinking he was gonna say "booty lively, booty Blake"

[@tripulet]

I would have screamed omg 💀

[@Ay00oo]

I love ur pfp

[@chikinco2663]

then the next line would be “booty plastic, booty fake”

[@desk1185]

@@chikinco2663 booty sweet, booty cake

[@hanitoohandsome2703]

helloooooo. this makes the most sense

[@ItsCoryG]

The complexity and skill behind this is truly unreal. Sounds cool to most but a lot of ppl don’t release how interesting this really is!

[@agostocobain2729]

These two dudes jus cured racism

[@Firegen1]

Booty subscribed, booty fan, Booty react, Booty stan. Booty wonder, booty consider, Could this meme ever end? Dat booty's no quitter. Thank you for all the lovely responses and the reaction. Just as a heads up, I'm not a dude and dis booty is here repping for funny girls.

[@thestuffiscooool]

This is underrated and I love it- Even tho I have no fat b00ty, I still be workin' the b00ty vibe. But anyways, Great! Fantastico!

[@baked.botato]

This is a MASTERPIECE

[@naank6177]

Perfection

[@b_kk5449]

This deserves a like

[@lilyrosepunkunicorm9871]

@@b_kk5449 Yesss

[@EpicRail123456]

These are fucking gold

[@josephmiles4612]

Me: Booty Scootin' My dog: 😳😳😳

[@ffelixdreams]

it’s the *”yOA”* at the end for me

[@crazysasha1374]

That enormous YOH at the end clashed so much with the whole energy I love it

[@blackadam6445]

When man said “booty barkin” I collapsed my own lung

[@lastnamefirst5521]

The pure decision making look in the dudes eyes before speaking shows true class and care for his craftsmanship

[@baslewis]

i’ve been doing this with my friends for ages now and it’s genuinely such a good way to pass the time. 10/10 recommended.

[@chuckles9994]

girlfriend: “I bet he’s out cheating on me!” him:

[@queenellarh]

This joke is kinda overused 😑

[@chuckles9994]

@@queenellarh Idc ☺️

[@notzombie1]

@@queenellarh lol, it's just cringe at this point

[@queenellarh]

@@notzombie1 Ikr

[@chuckles9994]

@@queenellarh Are you done? Like, there's no reason for you to be here.

[@Dawncubed]

No one: Boys sleepovers: ^

[@desk1185]

Everybody gangsta till someone tries to steal a left leg

[@dafence_]

@@desk1185 looks like someone fell asleep first

[@desk1185]

@@dafence_ Boys amirite

[@womedrah1415]

This is a mood that transcends time

[@bxllerdav5786]

Black ppl are just born to rhyme tbh😭😭

[@thewaffle8625]

Bootie out of this Conversation

[@jawly_]

Booty tactile sensation

[@ericolens3]

@@jawly_ Booty braile Booty poems never fail.

[@mikayladouglas2503]

@@jawly_ Booty not even here. It's a hallucination.

[@YNEA.]

@@mikayladouglas2503 I needa take my bootie medication

[@imnolongerasking5933]

@@YNEA. Side effects fatal due to *booty deprivation*

[@itstheguyfromthething]

This is the best thing I have seen on the internet (and first)

[@ChaseDust]

Wow this is the first thing you've seen on the Internet?

[@itstheguyfromthething]

@@ChaseDust no first comment lol

[@itstheguyfromthething]

@@ChaseDust it is one of the best tho

[@trem6r.v279]

W pfp

[@lookattheskyitsthecoloroflove]

@@itstheguyfromthething i love ur mcr pfp!!

[@minty_0692]

Damm let this be a series please

[@ThePhilosopherLB]

The black dude's voice is insanely smooth. Holy.

[@middlechild.3795]

We'll talk about the other guys voice in a sec but he's so smooth.😎

[@Sasu123456789x1]

Omg i know right

[@starchild8822]

I did not expect him to have that deep of a voice, it was a pleasant surprise

[@rickscandon]

This was the comment I was looking for.

[@bryans6539]

It sounds like the halo announcers voice

[@harley.j.indigo9287]

deadass thought it was gonna end with "booty lively. booty blake."

[@RSmith-qr4yw]

THANK YOU

[@CruiseZ1_]

I want that guy to be a Narrator! HIS VOICE IS PERFECT FOR IT!

[@joshuachristian7631]

I think I’ve scrolled enough 😂😂

[@abhiveerbirdi9377]

I love how their voice sounds like pro asmr. Could listen to this for hours

[@tygerinthenight3255]

That ending. So glad I wasn't wearing headphones

[@TheUnderscore_]

I'm glad I was wearing headphones

[@SIC-zh3bl]

@@TheUnderscore_ same

[@elianazeweeb3964]

NAH THE BOOTY GRAFFITI BOOTY PAINT COULD'VE BEEN MATCHED WITH "booty holy, booty saint"

[@BUTTERYflavers]

Yooo that free style was FIRE 🔥

[@LongHaulRob]

My ears have been blessed

[@drink__some__water]

In theory, they're talking about the same booty, so that would mean that the booty they're talking about is: *Moving* in a *motion,* A *waving ocean,* Is like a *barking canine,* They want it to be their *Valentine* and tell it *be mine,* It's a *luminous light,* It's *compact* and *tight,* It's *wet* and *moist,* Though sometimes it's like an *SAT word* and *foist,* It's like *graffiti paint,* Though *clear* and *faint,* Though it's *faint* it's not completely *opaque,* And sometimes, it's *lively* and *awake.* This took me like 5 minutes for a video that's not even a minute and 30 seconds long, why do I do these things lmao

[@dsdsdsds10101]

Your effort is appreciated :))

[@OoiYunKai]

WHATS SAT WORD

[@drink__some__water]

@@OoiYunKai IDK

[@sunnyjaiswal1285]

This is awesome beautifully done brother

[@thebronzeage5139]

😶‍🌫️

[@maxwell_o.o5460]

His voice makes the delivery divine😂

[@mellosus1632]

The way they say "booty" just heals the soul

[@jadiinahopefield811]

Why is this so entertaining 😂

[@saharafinnegan760]

That dude's voice is freaking butter . I absolutely love his videos.

[@joshkrueger2160]

Why these two got the absolute best voices, especially homie on the right

[@sfmmmo7599]

The amount of GOLD in this vid...

[@streamgrapes]

BOOTY LIVELY BOOTY BLAKE COME ON PEOPLE such a missed opportunity

[@acciobread3073]

I thought “Booty Lively” gonna follow with “Booty Blake”😂😂

[@kaidengreydanus1194]

same it was set up perfect

[@fityfat]

The best part about this is how serious they sound

[@hanzo1501]

This is certified booty classic.

[@TheTrueXaver]

"booty god, booty rejoice" ACTUALLY

[@talitali6092]

booty flag, booty hoist

[@oscarthematerialgworl7496]

Booty decisions, Booty choice

[@FB711_]

Absolutely living for this series.

[@kylesaz7162]

This made me so happy please more of y'all two

[@SpinOxym]

Dudes voice smooth as fuck holyyy

[@lolkayleen2757]

The crossover we never knew we needed 💀

[@zacharylee3951]

Shouldve said "booty lively booty blake" 🤣

[@huhrawz]

Bro just ended racism☠️

[@jesminshahadat2828]

The black niggas voice is so calming

[@changa_sk4524]

My favourite art show omg

[@ella-sx5lp]

when he said booty lively, he missed the golden opportunity to say booty blake are you kidding me

[@willbrown6161]

That guys voice is so soothing. Gives me chills

[@josedirks3973]

That man's voice is too smooth.

[@arareanddifferenttune3130]

I’m obsessed with the fact this has become a thing

[@limethackeray6205]

i’m loving these so much

[@aydansterling]

This was legit suspenseful and oddly poetic 😎

[@BELLINile]

Broo yall each came back hella hard

[@mygenderisyes5771]

Do I know what I just watched? Not really Do I regret watching it? Nope

[@thatmaninthevan3858]

As much as I love “booty sat word”, how about “booty speaks to me, booty voice”

[@springtimung5567]

What's sat word

[@ItsAsparageese]

@@springtimung5567 the SATs are a standardized test in the USA that people generally take before going to college. An "SAT word" refers to a vocab word one might expect to encounter on that test. I hope that helps!

[@amberslavin]

My brain immediately went 'booth lifted, booty hoist' 🤣

[@ItsAsparageese]

@@amberslavin 10/10, that's a perfect line for that one lol

[@chilljc]

“Booty wall Booty straight” “Booty blocked Booty gate” “Booty chicken Booty food” “Booty set Booty mood”

[@rinaz19]

they’re voice is so calm for some reason

[@juju2xs753]

The other man’s voice is legendary😂😂😂

[@ironicjason257]

I like how I needed to increase my volume to properly listen to them but then he eats the mic in the last frame

[@rocksalt3012]

The other guys voice is just so good it makes this so much better

[@peachypufff]

THIS IS SOME SHAKESPEARE LEVEL SHIT RIGHT HERE, ENOUGH TO MAKE A GROWN MAN CRY.

[@ihatesand222]

Lmao, the guy on the right speaks so intensely it makes it even more funnier

[@kyojin_9526]

That’s some real talk

[@dawgg445]

Bro spent his whole life thinking about answering these questions😂

[@freemovies5386]

Why do I love this

[@chroniccrier]

LMAO I GOT THE "what did you think about this video?"

[@derekdick7678]

My boy with glasses had the perfect voice

[@calizavannah6060]

Okay but the "🤨😮😐😮" he did with his mouth when he couldn't think for a sec 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@th3rea1kiki27]

Yooo lmao they went off 🔥🔥🔥

[@andresmedina9737]

Wow this is pure genius talent. You my guy are one of the GOAT's in the making. Keep going dude 😎

[@zazabae2154]

His voice is so deep and makes my ear drum quiver😂😂

[@Sarcastican_]

These guys both have radio show voices.

[@hiroshimagiggity372]

I am excited by the Energy we have created in the Studio today.