Freethrow Del Male - Kingdom Hoops (Quad City DJs vs. Yoko Shimomura)

[@5h0ckblock]

Diddysora: That's not true! The heart may have no style, and sometimes it has no grace. But I've learned that deep down there's a one-winged angel, that never goes OP! Anslam: It is futile. The Kongblade alone, can never seal the door to dunkness. Kingdom Hoops, fill me with the power of dunkness! Supreme dunkness.... Diddysora: Your wrong! I know now, without a doubt. Kingdom Hoops....is banana slamma!

[@KHPandaZ]

Please tell me Nomura has contacted you to help him write KH 4

[@ShitpostSunkern]

All courts begin in dunkness, and all so end. The banana is no different. Dunkness jams within it, it dribbles, slams it. Such is its nature. In the end, every banana returns to the dunkness whence it came. You see, dunkness is the banana's _true_ essence...

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

Kingdom=Disney Hearts=SquareEnix Space=WarnerBros Jam=NBA Kingdom Hearts=Disney/SquareEnix Space Jam=WarnerBros/NBA Kingdom Jam=Disney/NBA Space Hearts=WarnerBros/SquareEnix Space Kingdom=Disney/WarnerBros (Roger Rabbit) Heart Jam=NBA/SquareEnix (Hood Weebs)

[@realMemberberries]

When you’re about to shoot a three pointer and you hear “Submit!” Behind you.

[@posteriorpepperoni]

"Every hoop must fade,every ball return to dunkness!"

[@Djrwuzhere]

I am definitely making that my profile picture. I have done it...I have become a part of the lore.

[@SaintDicc]

Good

[@Djrwuzhere]

@@SaintDicc Good indeed

[@iancomtois9832]

This heart belongs again to dunkness

[@randomlurker9614]

Kingdom Hoops, fill me with the power of a monstar

[@personalover9514]

Does this mean that in this universe, Terra is Bugs Bunny?

[@darkuscarlet]

What's up, 'nort?

[@thundermarisol]

Wait what does that mean for Lingering Will-

[@TwilightFlower9]

@@thundermarisol Bugs-Xehanort: "All courts begin in dunkness, and all so end. The hoop is no different. Dunkness sprouts within it, grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every hoop returns to the dunkness whence it came. You see, dunkness is the hoop's true essence." (Chains appear around the mountaintop, preventing Bugs-Xehanort from reaching the newly-created Bee-Ball) Bugs-Xehanort: "What!?" ???: "That ought to hold em alright." Bugs-Xehanort: "Your backboard submits, your hoop succumbs -- so why does your thiccness still resist!?" (10ish years later) Daffy: "Bugs!" Lola: "Wait, Daffy." Daffy: "What gives, Lola?" Lola: "I know that you're not him." Bugs-Xehanort: "Before you even face the thirteen, every last one of you will be torn hoop from backboard." whoever the fuck sora is: "We're not gonna lose to you." (Bugs-Xehanort moves to attack Lola, but is stopped by a newcomer) Lingering Weight: "Eh, what's up, doc?" Lola: "...Bugs?" Bugs-Xehanort: "WHO ARE YOU!?" Lingering Weight: "I've been waitin a long time for this, ya know... but this ought to hold you alright." Daffy: "BUGS!" Lola: "No, Daffy. Them first." (A large wave of Hoopless and Nobooties is approaching) (yes lingering weight is big chungus)

[@thundermarisol]

@@TwilightFlower9 AMAZING

[@thesergalladaf6902]

I mean- I can see it work in literally every single way.

[@dreadon8264]

Dunkness within Dunkness awaits you Riku

[@cannonballking7]

I can't believe that Anslam was able to form his own corrupted version of Bugs! Now things have gotten personal.

[@erfrain8558]

Oh the fun is simply getting started.

[@SanicSez]

Says fiesta kirby lol

[@L-3-W-1-S]

I haven't even heard it yet but I already know its going to be straight flames

[@-bail-]

I gotta say man I'm loving that you actually take the time and effort to introduce new mixes in terms of adapting to the time signatures and making each of these glorious shitposts stand out from one another, even though they all share 50% of the same source material.

[@TheSuperiorZarxes]

“Come, open your Hoop”

[@that_guy2086]

NO. NOT AGAIN. THE JAM IS TOO MUCH! I CAN'T HANDLE SUCH WICKED BEATS FOR MUCH LONGER!

[@daniredux]

*"DUNKNESS CONQUERS ALL WORLDS"*

[@tristandahn2284]

That grand slam attack always gave me trouble as a kid.

[@F1nicky]

"Hoops within hoops await you!"

[@Sw3d15h_F1s4]

still no word from the 12 souljas and psys that were lost in the accident. Search teams have been dispatched but none have returned. Suffice to say the body count is somewhere around 43

[@anslam2264]

You'll never find them... I separated their mashup from their bodies to create the ultimate power, Kingdom Hoops. There were only two survivors, which wander the worlds as husks without mashups...

[@Sw3d15h_F1s4]

@@anslam2264 dear god, do you know what you've done? The thirteens lived in harmony, keeping the balance of this world intact. You will learn to curse the day you tempted fate.

[@kroton09yt15]

I wasn't expecting any of this Kingdom Hearts stuff but thank you Kanye, very cool

[@patheticest]

I only just realized that the thumbnail has an edited version of Bugs I hate it so much, it's so clean and terrifying

[@soratriforce2877]

COME GUARDIAN! Also Lingering Will is Big Chungus

[@patheticest]

@@soratriforce2877 the day that big Chungus enters the lore is the day that this channel dies

[@SaintDicc]

@@soratriforce2877 FUCK

[@SaintDicc]

@@patheticest guess imma kill the channel then lmao

[@patheticest]

@@SaintDicc the channel already died at Sussyroth so I think it won't hurt anything anyways

[@hydromano6652]

YEEEEEAAAAAAH

[@dark12794]

Idk if it was intentional but using 2 versions of Bugs as the Guardian AND the Lingering Will was a stroke of brilliance

[@SaintDicc]

As is known, Bugs Bunny and Big Chungus are akin to Doppio and Diavolo, two souls inhabiting one body

[@justsolcastle406]

Truly a slammin' jam

[@rainmakerroar4014]

"If you don't see the Mouse for who he is then I have to dunk on you till you die"

[@nt-fo9pt]

Eh (chews Seasalt Icecream)...submit Dunk!

[@briceschiele6661]

2 days remaining until a new basketball slams into theaters

[@reesewhittington6778]

Dunkness.... The ancient theocratists have poured over many a lexicon, in attempts to control it. I thank the Lord Void they realized the folly of it. They yet survive, and through the power of Balance, they shall do so eternally.... And best of all, it gave me a baseline for my work in creating the Glory. Recordings of a forgetful metaphysicist: log 5: The heart of Dunkness

[@JPMusicOfficial367]

Someone pls tell me the lore behind all this I need to be in the loop

[@SaintDicc]

kzbin.info/aero/PLsIodunH2bLYYsMkHt_fbPKnndeODS4hh Only background for that is someone was proselytizing in the comments of community posts a few months ago and I threatened to roll them into 'the lore' if they kept doing it

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

Is sora based off of bugs bunny or goku in this au? if the lore is to be believed

[@SaintDicc]

"The lore" is less of a thing that I dictate and more of something that's constantly under construction and bouncing between the comments and the description box

[@Kuesoth]

Dunkness

[@SNAKE-ob8pq]

Plz make Dance of the death and Desire For All That Is Lost

[@Fabrizio_Ruffo]

Swag

[@sorasmash2022]

Omg…

[@Patcheresu]

WORK THAT BODY

[@psyiax3238]

Can you do dark domination with eminem?

[@acoolcat.]

Then I'm guessing part 6 will be a rematch against lybooty

[@SaintDicc]

🤫

[@ginichimaru001]

Found another slamjam channel: kzbin.info

[@SaintDicc]

Ah yes, one of the Olde Slammers

[@ginichimaru001]

@@SaintDicc Did you have a Kakyoin pfp at one point?

[@SaintDicc]

@@ginichimaru001 Yes, temporarily changed for the Kingdom Hoops event

[@ginichimaru001]

@@SaintDicc cool. Your latest video (Freethrow Del Male) slams btw 👍

[@SlimSamari]

What was the score?

[@ginichimaru001]

Can we get Primal Barkyogre/Primal Jordon's theme?

[@SaintDicc]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q56upJSIeNh4fpo The archives provide....

[@ginichimaru001]

@@SaintDicc dang dude you are on top of it 🙏

[@Atroz]

WTF is G R E A T

[@kt4681]

bro i hated anslam's final phase. it was so annoying. definitely died a lot