I like how Jason and Freddy ACTUALLY look like their film counterparts! You can tell when someone is a fan compared to just...throwing a costume on.
@SeekerLancer6 жыл бұрын
I don't know what the hell they were thinking with the Platinum Dunes Freddy design. It's horrible. Then again visual design and anything touched by Michael Bay seem to have that problem.
@ladeanamerson26946 жыл бұрын
@@SeekerLancer he wanted him to look more like an actual burned victim, witch is kinda cool I guess, Don't get me wrong I fucking hated the remake.
@Gojira4395 жыл бұрын
I meant in regards to this review, not the film Andy is reviewing haha.
@ndjoker345 жыл бұрын
I know right?
@TheAlex49055 жыл бұрын
I know right
@cabbyb1118 жыл бұрын
shit man, your production values are enough to warrant a few hundred thousand subs. so well made!
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@tbird11258 жыл бұрын
StitchedTogetherPics i am a huge fan
@natbrookes857 жыл бұрын
oh thank god I'm rosting
@bigdumbjosh4 жыл бұрын
This deserves an award for the Crispin Glover dance moves alone.
@Shaolinstout8 жыл бұрын
dude your costumes, effects and skits are all top notch. just found your channel and im loving it. great production value. Very entertaining Im subscribing
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching and subscribing!
@rashadnagi75318 жыл бұрын
I agree, Andy is the best!
@subzero56258 жыл бұрын
pool
@nancycottone21554 жыл бұрын
@@StitchedTogetherPictures Please review the reboot of child's play?
@sendemupfreeman4 жыл бұрын
@@StitchedTogetherPictures i really love your videos but not gonna lie .....WAY too much skits and corny jokes if you just hand picked some funny ones then the show would be perfect like the skit with the gay hotline genuinely made crack up laughing but just my opinion other than that awesome stuff i've been binge watching your videos for like days now lol
@ricky99la8 жыл бұрын
31 Year Old Teenage with Breast Implants!!! Hahaha
@hammeringhank52717 жыл бұрын
Sexy
@Falxifer957 жыл бұрын
You can smell the Sillicon scented L'oreal.
@weelzneal47685 жыл бұрын
Implants... Not once
@187mrsmith5 жыл бұрын
It's not like he's lying most of those girls that played teenagers are like in their thirties with breast implants struggling to get by
@LivingHe114 жыл бұрын
"r"
@AceGuru8 жыл бұрын
Just discovered your show. I love the writing and production value.
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@JohnJ1497 жыл бұрын
SuperKamiGuru9000 a fan of your page
@kcvoorhees81977 жыл бұрын
I like when you said," I've come here to roast marchmallows, and kill teenagers.....And I'm all out of marchmallows , Your just saying that, cause I'm wearing iceskates, and other scenes , too, including when you and your good, and dark selves talk about the movie ,you are so funny, where do you come up with those ?
@unknownchicken22847 жыл бұрын
StitchedTogetherPics senpia's notice me
@thatseanot64536 жыл бұрын
KC Voorhees k
@hectorfrausto97055 жыл бұрын
I liked this remake, I liked how much more aggressive this Jason was instead of the usual slow as a snail zombie
@bearzdlc21722 жыл бұрын
well thnaks for telling us youre gay without out right saying it ;/
@bezoticallyyours83 Жыл бұрын
It was neat to see. Loved the tunnels under the woods.
@TonyLehane9 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad that your subscribers are growing because you deserve a ton of them. Your production value is absolutely perfect. The Freddy costume, Jason, the props, the cinematography, editing, the intro, etc. This review and ANOES review are better than the remakes. "Go to sleep! go to sleep! it's nap time, bitch!" i can't lmao
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+Tony Lehane Thanks for the kind words! :)
@JalensMovies9 жыл бұрын
+StitchedTogetherPics but seriously your room and props are a horror-fiend's dream , I wanna trade homes :P
@pop-culturecinephile8144 Жыл бұрын
@@StitchedTogetherPictures, the machete looks pretty realistic, and I think I found it on Amazon. Thinking of putting that in to spice up my home movies
@johnt.campbell3168 жыл бұрын
Jesus Fucking Christ... That *really* looks like the _real_ Freddy Krueger! As in, Robert Englund. Increbidle... You do *NOT* have enough subs. You deserve 5,000,000 for the effort put into this.
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the kind words!
@hammeringhank52717 жыл бұрын
+StitchedTogetherPics where'd you get the costumes?
@jacobdinofan30707 жыл бұрын
StitchedTogetherPics did you know platinum dunes is producing the remake of the birds?
@DoomHacker837 жыл бұрын
That Jason looked pretty damn genuine too. The mask, the head makeup even the build of the actor. Who does your costume/make-up?
@TheGingerburger7 жыл бұрын
Yeah looks like Ted White's Jason from The Final Chapter
@UzumakiBla9 жыл бұрын
I like the remake as a guilty pleasure and I think it's pretty OK in the franchise's context... which makes it a far better movie than most of the "Friday The 13th" films. The episode was really cool, though.
@kylemendoza88609 ай бұрын
I don't think it's that bad to be a guilty pleasure. Unless all slasher flakes are guilty pleasures. Lol. My guilty pleasure is Rob zombie remake of Halloween. That is a grindhouse guilty pleasure. Lol
@UzumakiBla9 ай бұрын
@@kylemendoza8860, I agree. I recently rewatched the whole series and I find the remake superior to most of the other movies… It’s still a b-movie, but it’s pretty damn awesome. I don’t really feel that guilty for liking it. 😀
@boh05559 жыл бұрын
23:24 This video had it all! You even did the Jimbo (Crispin Glover) dance!!!!
@bKdrunk9 жыл бұрын
+boh0555 That dance was a thing of beauty.
@bluevenom507 жыл бұрын
Holy crap dude the amount of effort you put into this was incredible. I'd subscribe twice if i could. Excellent work man.
@StitchedTogetherPictures7 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much!
@ricky99la8 жыл бұрын
That actor that played Freddy in this video was a billion times better than the actor who played Freddy in the remake....
@djxnxxnxjd78727 жыл бұрын
ricky99la Robert englund is the original Freddy
@hammeringhank52717 жыл бұрын
Don't diss Rorschach
@mrhorrorjunkie78737 жыл бұрын
Yeah FUCK YOU JACKIE EARLE HALEY!!!!!
@SkyExplosion7 жыл бұрын
he sucked though
@Leahbabez147 жыл бұрын
For real his voice was fine it was the face in the remake that put me off it wasn't shaped right i could tell it wasnt the same actor ugh
@joshuaseagondollar24958 жыл бұрын
"I'm just a bird! Tweet tweet!" -elsewhere- "Quack!" "Just admirin' the space duck. So majestic..."
@sarahtelkamp43458 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.
@jimmyfirecracker64658 жыл бұрын
Oooo I get it c;
@TotalPackageAPH6 жыл бұрын
TFS QUACK
@Shapes_Quality_Control6 жыл бұрын
Good to meet you Toriyama. Yes I would love to meet your dinosaur. ... He does WHAT?!
@noahcruz87889 жыл бұрын
Man U deserve more than 2,000 subscribers you deserve a million cause ur vids r hilarious and I love all of them!!
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+Noah Cruz Thanks!
@jarrett41548 жыл бұрын
IKR
@mlgprosam28733 жыл бұрын
This dude has been making videos for 9 years and just now got to 50k subs this is one of the most underrated channels I have ever seen
@mmmmm_monke552 жыл бұрын
He derserves at least 1 million subs
@michaelheffner76849 жыл бұрын
Jesus the production value on this is goddamn incredible, you look like you have a legitimate staff of people helping you, you need more subscribers man. Keep churning out these bad boys.
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+Michael Heffner Thanks! I wish I had a staff of people helping me. Unfortunately 99% of the time it's just me, except when it's something I can't do myself. A lot of planning and work goes into these. I may only do one or two videos a month, but that's because I'm making them the best they can be. Thanks for watching and please share. It definitely helps :)
@michaelheffner76849 жыл бұрын
+StitchedTogetherPics OMG HE RESPONDED TO ME!!!! *SNORTS SCREEN*
@shadowman21928 жыл бұрын
The Freddy makeup looks amazing. It actually looks like Robert Englund. Is that actual makeup or a mask?
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
It's a silicone mask.
@tylernolan51887 жыл бұрын
Jason can run, use arrows, throw axes, and cleverly rely on stealth. They might have well of changed his name to Jason Rambo.
@goldencalf134 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind that crossover
@brandon177604 жыл бұрын
Jason could run, use a spear gun, and rely on stealth in part 3, so please explain the problem? Lol He runs after a girl He uses Shelly's spear gun, And he kills that one guy silently while his gf looks for him.
@Burner-B4 жыл бұрын
@@brandon17760 These are pretty much stables of the franchise as far as I know... He's more like batman: never uses a gun
@nameandaddresswithheld9964 жыл бұрын
Hey Andy, just found your channel. I'm an aspiring film student hoping to make some low budget horror films within the next year and seeing your productions and care you put into them gives me more drive and motivation. Keep being awesome! -a new fan
@KristenDETW4 жыл бұрын
Good luck, dude!
@mozzmarket9 жыл бұрын
ABOUT FRIGGIN TIME! THIS IS THE FIRST VIDEO YOU'VE POSTED SINCE I DISCOVERED YOU AND THE CINE-MASOCHIST (ANOTHER GREAT HORROR REVIEWER!) I WATCHED ALL YOUR VIDEOS IN A MARATHON THAT LASTED A FEW DAYS! LOL KEEP UP THE GD WORK UR VIDS ARE VERY DETAILED CHEERS!
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+mozzmarket Thanks for watching :)
@joshuanelson67959 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised you gave this film a negative review; I was under the impression that you enjoyed it during your ranking of the Friday the 13th movies.
@ajscarecraft55603 жыл бұрын
Sometimes when he gives the movies the boot he still finds enjoyment in them and doesn’t completely hate them
@dontpissoffraccoons3 жыл бұрын
I love how you just responded to a 5 year old comment
@ajscarecraft55603 жыл бұрын
Hey no one else was so I felt like I needed to give the answer
@matthewurban70313 жыл бұрын
I'll see your five year comment, and raise you a comment
@bKdrunk9 жыл бұрын
Bravo, sir. That was great and I could tell you have a deep love of the series. I, like you, enjoyed the way they did Jason in the remake. That run and machete slash at the beginning was great (one of the best scenes). P.S. Sweet Crispin dance moves, brother.
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+Bukowski Drunk Thanks :)
@thiccboss47806 жыл бұрын
i always come back to this review just for this one skit 10:12 the Manhattan line gets me everytime , your delivery is just so perfectly comedic , and the subtle edit to cut the music at the exact time helps accentuate the viewer's attention to the line.
@brandonsmith97318 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love your videos, you are the goddamn man. I need more of your boots to reboots I've binged all of them in 2 days!
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I'm glad you dig the series.
@overcookedchicken21097 жыл бұрын
StitchedTogetherPics Dat Pulp Fiction reference though.
@theshapesbiggestfan6 жыл бұрын
You CLEARLY know what you are doing and how to create and be funny. Your editing and, well all your work, is top notch!! Here I am subscribing because of a video you did over 3 years ago. You are a true talent!!!
@claudiuthememester17986 жыл бұрын
It's a shame he doesn't upload anymore
@Gusterson989 жыл бұрын
as a fan of the Friday the 13th films, I actually thought the remake was okay.
@AspieMediaBobby6 жыл бұрын
@SuperTomServo I`m more a fan of the Halloween,Scary Movie,Scream and Nightmare on Elm Street Films but I didn`t mind it much either.Of course,I consider Freddy Vs. Jason a guilty pleasure so I`m weird that way.
@corndogonastick53496 жыл бұрын
SuperTomServo this was the only good new line movie. Freddy vs Jason was enjoyable. Jason goes to hell and X are the worst in the franchise. they are down there with Halloween resurrection and other shit slashers.
@SeekerLancer6 жыл бұрын
It was a very "safe" Friday the 13th movie that hit all the right marks and could have been a good launching point for a new series, the planned sequel had an excellent script and with good direction could have been the best F13 film ever. Unfortunately it didn't happen. Hopefully after the series gets out of legal limbo Blumhouse can get a hold of the rights and give us something worthwhile.
@Jprager6 жыл бұрын
Christopher Blair we’re getting something in the next few years, as they’re close to loosing the rights
@Shapes_Quality_Control6 жыл бұрын
It was a return to form but that doesn’t make it good either.
@tremblingcolors9 жыл бұрын
Those are some great costumes
@ВладимирБычек-з4т8 жыл бұрын
Damn, these were some of the best costumes I've seen in my life! Man, you rock! Great video, great review.
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@jasonguinn24359 жыл бұрын
Amazing intro to this show. So far, I stand by the stance you create the best reviews. Funny, well produced, and well written. Love your stuff Andy.
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+Jason Guinn Thank you very much! Glad you like them.
@kristin31529 жыл бұрын
Do you think you'd ever do a Boots to Reboots of The Shining and The Shining Miniseries?
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+Kristin Enger I probably should. I love Kubrick's The Shining. I know it differs from the book, but I've never read it for that to upset me. I tried watching the miniseries, I know it's more faithful, but couldn't last very long. Maybe I'll have to tough it out :)
@kristin31529 жыл бұрын
I couldn't get through the miniseries either, but I think the review would turn out really well if you decided to do one!
@Nestalgba920237 жыл бұрын
StitchedTogetherPics B2R on Reservior Dogs Vs. City on Fire vs The Killing?
@angieferrari34084 жыл бұрын
Buddy
@gamerxyouthubecamp96247 жыл бұрын
I'll never understand how he only has so few subscribers when he's definitely one of the best movie reviewers on KZbin please support this guy if you haven't already!!!
@joshuanelson67958 жыл бұрын
This video contains, by far, your best skits. The references crack me up!
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@jeffbach73666 жыл бұрын
@@StitchedTogetherPictures Where are you Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy😎😎😎😎😎
@MikeadatrixMainChannel8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this is amazing! I'm getting flashbacks to AVGN in its prime! Don't stop Andy, this is incredible!!
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@splunky25367 жыл бұрын
ASS
@KeikArkinshock9 жыл бұрын
You see this is why I subscribed to you. You add story to your reviews that enforces me to watch them all in which "I should say" that your the first reviewer I've seen that has done this. You earn more subs then you already have my friend. ^^
@michaelcairns87786 жыл бұрын
"I'm here to kill teens and roast marshmallows & I'm all out of marshmallows" Love that line
@kingcastlequeenbeckett8 ай бұрын
Best part 😂
@1805movie8 жыл бұрын
"I have come here to roast marshmallows and kill teens, and I'm all out of marshmallows."
@w71009 жыл бұрын
top tier stuff one of the best reviewers on youtube
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+w7100 Thanks for the kind words :)
@kyrauniversal9 жыл бұрын
+StitchedTogetherPics 8:43 I am right with you Andy. DISGUSTING!!!
@kyrauniversal9 жыл бұрын
13:08 You FANTASIZED THAT??!!! I had to deal with being locked up for over 15 YEARS!!! Always telling me I'm not immortal while he could clearly see I was!!!! I had to give secret long distance directions to the Agency!!!! I WAS RELIEVED!!!
@scutty40228 жыл бұрын
just discovered your channel and I'm enjoying your boots to reboots series a lot. great work!
@scutty40228 жыл бұрын
also can we have a boots to reboots for The Hills Have Eyes?
@cartoonlover9858 жыл бұрын
+Scutlet it's on his list apparently
@tavila8 жыл бұрын
OK FUCKING SERIOUSLY?! ive watched this about 15+ times since discovering you're reviews last month. Its my favorite episode and found its way into my regular playlist for stuff i have in the background when im working or playing video games. This one episode has a higher production value than a good 90% of what's on Channel Awesome combined weekly. how are you not better known? Anyway, Keep putting them boots to reboots!
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the kind words! I'm glad you discovered the channel and dig this episode. Sharing the videos really helps the channel find new people :)
@tenossj75653 жыл бұрын
Andy I just wanna say your content really entertains me and your funny asf and I've been waching your content for 5 years
@StitchedTogetherPictures3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching so long!
@glentalbot91669 жыл бұрын
Who did the costumes and make-up?
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+Glen Talbot I bought all this stuff from various artists online.
@80srad5 жыл бұрын
@@StitchedTogetherPictures where did you get the necronomicon book and the freddy mask from please would like to know please thank you!
@ConnL8 жыл бұрын
the effects you pulled off in this were great! definitely one of your best boots to reboots. keep up the good work! :) also i gotta ask, is your outfit inspired at all by Wallace from Nightmare Creatures 2? its been on my mind for a bit
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
Thanks! And no, I've never played that game.
@garethpaterson34966 жыл бұрын
Wow, the amount of detail and effort put into the Freddy and Jason costumes and performances are the best on KZbin. Well done. Love it!
@iheardthatcurtis24248 жыл бұрын
Clay: No,no! Whitney no! Whitney: Clay I'm right here, that was Jenna! Clay: Who?
@jedimarhwini9488 жыл бұрын
Wow, you've got some of the best production values I've ever seen on KZbin. You must have put a crap-ton of effort into this! Ever think of doing your own horror movie?
@NathanWood239 жыл бұрын
The 3d glasses killed me
@ElOchentero9 жыл бұрын
Wow, one of the best video reviews I've ever seen in youtube
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+Luppercus Thanks!
@ElOchentero9 жыл бұрын
StitchedTogetherPics no really, you are very talented, excellent domain over the topic of cinema, intelligent jokes, a good actor (the characters of Good Andy and Evil Andy really seem like different people), amazing production of the video for something amateur, calm voice which make it easier to listen (a problem I have with YMS and Film Brain is that I can't stand their voices), etc., Really really great work, congrats
@Ovara3433 жыл бұрын
"Oh God what is that, the sun?" I resonate so hard with you Andy.
@einarrjamesson96438 жыл бұрын
Bro let me tell you, KZbin is a big big big network and I can confidently say without a doubt that this is my favorite channel. I've tried to get some of my friends to sub but none of them watch movies for shit. Great job Andy!
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching and trying to spread the word! Glad you enjoy the channel.
@Drednalar8 жыл бұрын
I am obsessed with this channel!!! keep the videos coming!!! Because I am becoming your Biggest Fan!!!
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching! I'm glad you dig the channel :)
@Drednalar8 жыл бұрын
Yay!!! An answer! Almost as rare as a unicorn o.o
@milotaylor3359 жыл бұрын
Have been waiting for this and you didn't disappoint! Great job👍👍
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+Milo Taylor Thanks!
@halloweenfan928 жыл бұрын
finally someone made an horror remake comparison channel. subbed. thats a whole lotta subbed.
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching and subscribing!
@halloweenfan928 жыл бұрын
keep it up and you'll be a god in no time.
@EasyZee698 жыл бұрын
Your Freddy and Jason vignette is more enjoyable than the actual Freddie vs. Jason movie. Cheers.
@mystery45612 жыл бұрын
Which in itself is still enjoyable.
@Daniel-wp8fq7 жыл бұрын
Andy, thanks for doing what you do, I've been a fan 2 years now and you never fail to make me laugh when I need it ;) 80s horror fan till the end ✊
@bamfan6937 жыл бұрын
Definitely subscribing. You are definitely the best movie reviewer I've ever seen on KZbin. Good job and keep it up. Amazing costumes also
@StitchedTogetherPictures7 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@cjdude00778 жыл бұрын
Man, Its like watching cinema snob's reviews. This is great, even your skits were fun to watch.
@kingragnar80235 жыл бұрын
Don't..don't disrespect Andy like that dawg
@sharku1177 жыл бұрын
Don't comment often, just wanted to say that i recently found your channel, instantly subbed and am making my way through all of your videos. You do some great content, awsome editing, and a really good general setup for the skits. Really loving the content bud!
@josho14598 жыл бұрын
Splitting up. It'll increase our chances of survival. lmfao
@JonnyDarko6026 жыл бұрын
I come back from 2018 every once and awhile to watch these awesome reviews and skits whenever I'm feeling down
@mrkrazedkillers60083 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite remakes because it made Jason scarier with the fact that he sprints and is more of a survivalist using traps and a bow and that he has tunnels that travel under the whole camp ground and just in general Jason's look is pretty well done
@lovingwerewolfboi87702 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, binge watching all the boots to reboots reviews and this one is the best yet! Had me crying from laughter like 3 times in this video my god
@Anthonydanells4 жыл бұрын
I always joked that jason in the remake was killing intruders to protects his weed he was growing
@n0d0yuna4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, i've been watching your reviews for a while every now and then and it's always very noteworthy how elaborate they are and how much effort you put into them, but you completely knocked it out of the park with this one, holy shit... I just wanna know who did the hood and mask for Jason if it's ok to ask, great stuff!
@StitchedTogetherPictures4 жыл бұрын
The Jason hood I believe is by The Devil's Latex and the hockey mask was from Crash Cunningham.
@n0d0yuna4 жыл бұрын
@@StitchedTogetherPictures Thank you!!! Keep up the great vids man!
@DrGregoryHouseIT9 жыл бұрын
Nice video. Do you still do reviews of non-horror remakes? Because if you did, I'd suggest to do the remakes of The Poseidon Adventure. And if not, the crown jewel of Platinum Dunes' remake suckage, THE HITCHER.
@joshuanelson67959 жыл бұрын
+Gregory House The Hitcher remake would definitely get the boot.
@DrGregoryHouseIT9 жыл бұрын
Masked Guy Agree.
@Michellasarah9 жыл бұрын
Yes, a review of The Hitcher would be great!
@ricardocisnero39317 жыл бұрын
Why does this channel only have 21k subs?? It's that underrated?? It should have more than 100k! So much work put into these that it deserves way more subs.
@pipinfresh9 жыл бұрын
Just wondering dude, are you going to be doing reviews of foreign remakes like the grudge or old boy, stuff like that?
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+Pip Stanton The Ring, Grudge, Oldboy and Let the Right One In are a few on my list.
@pipinfresh9 жыл бұрын
Sweet, looking forward to them :)
@stevenmetalslayer1178 жыл бұрын
+StitchedTogetherPics there's a cabin fever remake
@modelkitbuildtime8862 жыл бұрын
I've been watching this channel for 5 years and I'm still amazed about the dedication that he puts into these videos that was a great transition into the forest
@OkurkaBinLadin9 жыл бұрын
This review was better than movie.
@theshapesbiggestfan4 жыл бұрын
Only 220k views?! That is criminal! I have watched this video at least 20 times, it's the best! Love at the end when Andy puts the machete in Jason's head and Jason comes towards him like in Part 3 with his arms outstretched. In a blink and you miss it moment, you see Andy with old paper 3D glasses on. Clever!! I laugh every time 🤣
@theshapesbiggestfanАй бұрын
Definitely one of my favorite videos of his. I've also watched it many times..
@crazyhatchetlife8 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Willard, Hills have Eyes and any more you got down, man....you need more subs thankfully I showed all my friends your channel and we all became fans
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching and sharing!
@robertalderfer44749 жыл бұрын
hey bandaid breath!! this is by far your best video yet!! had me cracking up. "somethings wrong I can't smell colors" I'm still laughing. I agree with your review. had high hopes for it but man did it just suck. anyways superb job man. can't wait for the next one.
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+Robert Alderfer Thanks!
@123darkpassenger8 жыл бұрын
love the jokes man, shame i only found you channel now..keep up with the great work!
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@deethegamer86994 жыл бұрын
this man needs more subs!!Great stuff as always bro.
@187mrsmith5 жыл бұрын
That's what they get for trying to steal Jason's weed
@stoney_trey4 жыл бұрын
Best weed they'll never smoke
@JG_Darhk6 жыл бұрын
I love how you guys captured more of the feel of Friday the 13th in a few minutes, then the remake did for its whole movie
@redjaygaming97576 жыл бұрын
JG Darhk um i will have to disagree, Jason was great in the movie. He was intimidating, violent,and agressive.
@JG_Darhk6 жыл бұрын
theDragons Keep Jason was never the issue....only the tone and the other characters felt too generic.....for example the POV shots with the "ki ki ki ma ma ma" sound from the original series added to the identity of the overall series....in the remake it was for the most part absent...the characters were almost completely unlikable in the remake, where in the original series (up until part 7) everyone was very likeable....but Jason like I said was never the issue
@redjaygaming97576 жыл бұрын
JG Darhk um to me the characters in the originals we're never likeable, they all we're asshole besides like 2 people in each movie. I never really watched the friday the 13th for the counselors anyway i watch because of Jason and his story which is extensive if you dig deeper beyond the movies, hell even the movies can tell a good amount of information about Jason that even a casual viewer can enjoy. So in short i like the remake not for the counselor and not just for the kills but Jason himself is intimidating again and even more violent and aggressive also is fast and smart.
@JG_Darhk6 жыл бұрын
theDragons Keep Maybe my definition of an asshole is off lol but I remember watching the movies and never thinking that at all....horny? Yes....but aside from part 7 and 8....I can't think of anybody that was mean spirited for the sake of just being a asshole....Jason was good....his motivation were decent enough in the remake....but to me it just never had that F13 feel to it....none of the score, tone or traits those movies possessed outside of your generic slasher film
@mystery45612 жыл бұрын
@@redjaygaming9757 only a few characters in the originals were actual assholes though.
@TONYGILLEY9 жыл бұрын
Oh my god the dance off was hysterical!!!! -Though I don't know why Andy killed Jason, He was under Andy's total control still. He could have just told him to go home. Yeah Anti-climatic, but why the hell not? -Otherwise great review. I too was a little surprised by your verdict. I felt that this particular remake was more or less a love letter to the early days of the franchise.
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+TONYGILLEY Thanks! Sometimes it's tough deciding if a remake deserves the Boot. While Friday the 13th (2009) isn't the worst in the series and paid homage to the first four films, it didn't explore anything new and the only thing I enjoyed from the film was the new version of Jason. I leaned more towards booting it, but wasn't sure because there are worse sequels. So for the first time, I did a poll on my website and 70.8% said Boot it!
@joshuanelson67959 жыл бұрын
+StitchedTogetherPics Since the remake was placed at #7 during your ranking of the Friday the 13th films, does that mean you didn't like any of the movies placed before the remake? It was a little difficult to tell since you were surprisingly lenient on the installments you supposedly disliked (except for Jason Goes to Hell).
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+Masked Guy For the ranking videos I have to sum up my opinions instead of going too much into detail. Especially the remake because I knew I'd be talking about it later. Otherwise I could talk in-depth about these 12 films for hours. I placed the remake ahead of sequels like Jason Goes to Hell, Jason X, Jason Takes Manhattan and A New Beginning. Yes, those are my least favorite sequels and I don't watch them as often. In the video I said that I liked that the remake went back to basics. There was no Space, Manhattan, Body Swapping, Versus or Copycat Killer gimmick. Just Jason killing people in the woods. The remake isn't the worst in the series, which is why I thought briefly about sparring it. However, for the first time I did a poll on my site and 70.8% agreed with me to Boot it. If it were a sequel, it'd be average. But as a reboot/remake, it failed to bring anything new and warrant it's existence other than to make money off a well known title.
@joshuanelson67959 жыл бұрын
+StitchedTogetherPics That makes sense. While I thought the remake was pretty decent, I agree that it didn't really elevate the Friday the 13th franchise in any meaningful way like it could have. Hopefully the upcoming CW series will be pretty good. And on a bit of a side note...I actually liked Jason X. Sure, it was ridiculous, but I still thought it was a pretty fun film. Who knows, maybe my standards for the series were lowered after terrible installments like Jason Takes Manhattan and Jason Goes to Hell? Whatever the reason(s), Part 2, The Final Chapter, Jason Lives and The New Blood will always be my four favorite entries in the franchise.
@nicholasgosier31767 жыл бұрын
Masked Guy deep down Jason is just a sad little boy that wants his mom back. its really sad 😥
@Mrcool2109 жыл бұрын
An excellent video as always. If i could post gifs in youtube comments it would be one of shia la bouf or citizen kane applauding. Your videos never cease to amaze me. Great job as always, can't wait for the next one. :D
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+Mrcool210 Thanks! Glad you like them :)
@Juan-yf4sg9 жыл бұрын
Woooow, amazing suits for Freddy & Jason!
@shanekelley90424 жыл бұрын
One of the first ones I saw, being a huge Jason fan this was what hooked me on this channel...keep it up Andy and welcome back
@boh05559 жыл бұрын
Excellent video once again. Love the intro!!!
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+boh0555 Thanks!
@foxmolder74768 жыл бұрын
Best review show I have ever seen nice use of old Friday the 13th stuff like the music that opens the 3ed movie and rehashing the offal dance seen from part 4 I even liked the way your Jason looked better than the remakes call me old fashion but I miss the work shirt and slacks look never cared much for the jacket or the way they make Jason's head look now a days ,as you can tell I loved the work you put into your show outside of the review please keep the shows coming
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
+rob farrow Thanks very much!
@foxmolder74768 жыл бұрын
StitchedTogetherPics Your welcome Andy, after seeing that I had to subscribe.
@SketchySkullKnight3 жыл бұрын
2:06 Me going outside after a 42 hour horror movie binge
@kkferrandino9659 жыл бұрын
You are my favorite reviewer on KZbin.
@TheAtariCreep9 жыл бұрын
Greatest episode EVER!
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+The Atari Creep Thanks!
@chrisv33384 жыл бұрын
Not the Freddy vs Jason vs Ash movie we deserve, but the one we needed. Excellent work dude!
@super_robot_punch7 жыл бұрын
Bro this is my favorite of your reviews!
@StitchedTogetherPictures7 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@TheGroovyGamerGuy2 ай бұрын
dude that jason smashing you off the tree was amazing hahahahaha !!!
@StegoAqua7 жыл бұрын
4:57 Michel bay has destroyed something else we love can we just old yeller him now
@michaelcairns87787 жыл бұрын
Matthew Schwebes Yea before he ruins another horror and/or Children's TV show
@medusa64914 жыл бұрын
@Razh 80 At least the first 3 TF movies were fun
@stefanforrer25734 жыл бұрын
@@medusa6491 uuuuuh, just because what came after was even worse, doesn't make them "fun" in my book
@JuggernautBecerra8 жыл бұрын
You deserve so many more subscribers! Great quality content man!
@StitchedTogetherPictures8 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@Kotten8629 жыл бұрын
you have some really good masks and makeup in this one! :D well done! great episode overall :)
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+Kotten862 Thanks!
@aaronhemme89132 жыл бұрын
Bruh, This is my favorite episode you've done. Not just because Jason Voorhees is my favorite Slasher. But you practically Put my 3 favorite Horror franchises into one skit. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@dr.feelgoodmalusphillips24758 жыл бұрын
Nice reference to Scream by the way.
@iamgoat58639 жыл бұрын
Happy Friday 13th Stitches, Always Enjoyed the Content
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+Oscar Cabrera Thanks and Happy Friday the 13th
@paulblartmemecop72186 жыл бұрын
Your videos are quality my dude. U deserve a million subs already
@eman28639 жыл бұрын
Is the thing at the beginning with the cube and necronmicon about the almost film ideas for Freddy vs jason 2 ?
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+Ethan Dannen Yep. I believe one of the talked about endings for FVJ had Pinhead appearing and dragging them both to hell. FVJ2 would have been Freddy vs Jason vs Ash and could have been great, but was later adapted as a comic book. Sometimes I put vague easter eggs in my videos for the true horror fans. For instance, if you don't know who Shelly is from Friday the 13th Part 3 then that joke won't make sense. So congrats!
@eman28639 жыл бұрын
+StitchedTogetherPics thanks, gotta say you've got some great videos by the way !
@ProJatior9 жыл бұрын
+StitchedTogetherPics Shelly was the best!
@dzl45246 жыл бұрын
You're brilliant dude. Your videos are better than anything Hollywood has come out with in forever.
@doctorfinn64079 жыл бұрын
That opening was killer!
@StitchedTogetherPictures9 жыл бұрын
+DoctorFinn Thanks!
@grumpyoldwizard4 жыл бұрын
Wow. Just, Wow. Your channel is very impressive. Thank you for all the hard work. I really enjoy your reviews.
@StitchedTogetherPictures4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Glad you like them!
@JillyAnnEllis9 жыл бұрын
Yay!! I love your reviews! Happy Friday the 13th 🔪