JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run OST: Funny Valentine Theme | Fan Made

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0:00 American Anthem (Star Spangled Banner D Minor)
1:45 Do I hear Boss Music? (Funny Valentine Theme)
Credits:
Original by: Friedrich Habetler
Trumpet: Matangovari
Choir: Josef Habetler
Thumbnail & Cover Art: Vincentnoon / noonvincent
Manga: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run

[@pesciisthebestcharacter5100]

When your mom asks you to get the napkins so you take the least wrinkled one

[@pesciisthebestcharacter5100]

Also at 4:04 it sound like the 28 weeks later theme

[@sanwwich2902]

Alpha move

[@Niiue]

valentine: "you are given a choice, which napkin do you pick?" "the one on your left, or the one on your right?" lucy: "the least wrinkled one" valnetine: "either wa- oh, okay."

[@jovvernmeland9285]

im the 1000th like. nice

[@bscag2]

i dont get it

[@rsookchand919]

In the future when a Jojo fan potentially becomes president, he'll change the National Anthem to this

[@blazingblight2706]

I mean, major improvement from our anthem ngl

[@CravenTuber]

JoJo Biden is going to be our new president. There is still hope...

[@vincelaburada8098]

@@CravenTuber hell yes there is

[@lilostich_]

everybody dancing like a JoJo fan indeed starting to sing.

[@captainwaa7274]

I will make it my life’s goal... I will be the one to ‘take the napkin’

[@eternellecasse]

Johnny: Why won't you die?! Valentine: *Alternate universes, son.*

[@carlneoh5843]

Act 4: your life privileges have expired

[@CitriTea]

*THEY APPEAR IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL THRAUMA*

[@dieseldog1272]

D4c requim: *allow me to introduce myself* (Before u ask d4c requiem if from different universe)

[@pizzatime4024]

@@dieseldog1272 but the corpse is unique to one timeline and he got his stand from the corpse heart

[@skinless5136]

@@pizzatime4024 d4c itself and the corpse is unique tusk is seen in alt universes with Johnny

[@ihatealmosteverythingequal820]

Jojo is so popular, it made the start of valentine’s theme become america’s national anthem

[@whitecoconut22]

Take my like

[@Ivan-td1nz]

it's a sin not to agree with this

[@asdallah2159]

Hey, Jesus has died on the cross so that (and perhaps, there is more) we may be forgiven for our sins (perhaps for everyone). Jesus rose from the dead! 🙂 Please accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Jesus is the way, the truth and the life and no one comes to the Father except through him.🙏

[@zillva]

@@asdallah2159 I will, if Jesus pulls a jojo reference and gives me a good stand

[@gabrielbeaver1220]

​@@asdallah2159Oh my god Jesus from JoJo was so popular they made a religion after him??

[@biscuitboi3561]

Ah yes my favorite stand *”Inappropriate acts at moderate pay”*

[@shadowy9591]

Bruuh

[@diotheroadroller9624]

Bad doings for 10$

[@glitchedgirI]

Sucky Fucky for One Bucky

[@theheadacheking4869]

Greater Slaying for Lesser Paying

[@wolfytronic]

@@glitchedgirI funny

[@Qwerty-ob6jj]

fun fact the USA was so cool in jojo that people made it an actual country

[@hollowollowyeet886]

Damn bro thanks for the cool fact

[@ok-bx1bc]

thanks for the fact sir

[@drippymf]

jesus looked so badass some dude decided to cosplay him

[@retceps2718]

@@drippymf had me dying

[@winterchill365]

But failed horribly in doing so.

[@thebiggeststarwarsfan6635]

In the beginning be like: “Isn’t that Funny Valentine’s theme?” “No that’s the presidents theme. THIS is Valentine’s theme.”

[@spamtong.spamton84]

Johnny: How aren’t you dying?! Funny Valentine and D4C: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

[@deletodraw1944]

"Stop with the metaphors im asking a geniune question" *No really i am literally 4 parallel universes ahead of you* "...what?"

[@diegobrando8160]

@@deletodraw1944 *D4C : LOVE TRAIN!*

[@Redd_E]

@@diegobrando8160 Do tonadyu a june a hite o koriraua

[@rinvow4830]

"Why wont you die!" "Alternate universes son. they emerge in response to d4c"

[@tesmandarijn]

Funny Valentine always makes sure he's QPU aligned

[@guythatgoesbythenamekay7954]

0:01- 1:44 How USA sees Valentine. 1:45- 6:20 How Johnny, Diego, Gyro are seeing Valentine.

[@pesciisthebestcharacter5100]

The description fits perfectly

[@Kingofavolon]

Well even the first part of the song is distorted.

[@spider-fighterdenoir6266]

Indeed

[@nicolasdiez7688]

A perfect description

[@justsomerandomjojofan9888]

You forgot the homie Hot Pants

[@thewholehorse7140]

Just remember, in some alternate world, Funny Valentine is indeed President of the United States

[@quota3047]

And Diavolo died. There. Proof it's canon

[@Nazuki_C]

lol Just a daily reminder

[@frenchfriesfan2005]

So in this universe SBR's main villain is Benjamin Harrison?

[@frenchfriesfan2005]

@Joseph Seura But Benjamin Harisson was the 23rd president of the USA in real life

[@OriNyte]

Wait wait wait.... the ENTIRE horse?

[@engel1816]

The wheelchair kid: *doesn't stand up during the anthem* The president: 1:45

[@PyroBux]

U are alive?

[@MinoTaurus205]

The Italian: "What are you doin sir?"

[@inhnguyenminhkhoa4241]

The wheelchair kid: can't stand up during anthem so play with fingernails and geometry Valentines: is that fucking johnny and 1:45

[@meowolet]

5:17 I can imagine this part playing during the "who shot Johnny" explanation

[@madflam3192]

Or the napkin monologue

[@davisilvavaladao8989]

I can imagine the trumpets when Valentine making his discurse about napkins

[@diogomedinamaia4944]

Snowzinn Streams lol

[@sandota2076]

Lmao

[@lam3638]

_Trump_ ets

[@leggomyeggo5773]

Blah blah blah napkin blah blah blah society blah blah universe blah blah D4C blah blah blah america blah blah blah vote for me- Funny Valentine, 1890

[@Rostof_TheGreat]

THAT'S RIGHT! I TOOK THE FIRST NAPKIN!

[@roddgasataya1052]

The Engrish in SBR when it gets animated is gonna be off the charts

[@hgoggs2704]

i can’t wait for the terrible funimation dub where they either butcher dojyaan or just make him say tada

[@Model_BT-7274]

@@hgoggs2704 ta da wouldn't be too baf

[@Audinite]

I'm predicting 2026 to be the soonest, 2032 to be the latest

[@Tenshii_Artii]

@@hgoggs2704 But it's Viz Media that's been handling the dubs so far right? And from what i've seen, especially in Part 5, it's okay to me!

[@nemesispax0383]

@@hgoggs2704 its viz and they have been doing a pretty good job

[@pikosapikos13]

The anthem of the United States playing first is a perfect introduction to the first half of Funny Valentine's personality, as it emphasises his patriotism and sense of justice. The second part however, reveals his true, more willing, menacing and powerful personality to achieve his own goals, while also aiming at favoring the fate and luck of the United States, compared to rest of the world during the Steel Ball Run race. Truly, the epitome of an *uncrumpled* villain.

[@Fatass69lul]

Fun fact: D4C's design was so cool the creatures that we call rabbits evolved to look more like D4C. imagine if every rabbit evolved into exact copies of D4C

[@octa-pie]

don't worry, they will

[@legendaryanimelover3462]

which means every rabbit is from an alternate universe??

[@Fatass69lul]

​@@legendaryanimelover3462 'how many universes' is the real question to be said

[@legendaryanimelover3462]

@@Fatass69lul infinite RABBITS!!!!

[@GargoyleHunter]

Well, actually D4C brought rabbits from another dimension and genetically modified them to be like him to make his abilities look weaker.

[@zfnemesis6071]

This song is cooler than the other side of my pillow

[@winniedawizard8678]

BAKANA NOTHING CAN BE COOLER THAN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW

[@abcdefg1343]

@@winniedawizard8678 wtf is your pfp

[@winniedawizard8678]

@@abcdefg1343 idk bruh

[@prongles8113]

@@plasmaguy6434 It can't be! This stand is INVINCIBLE!!!!

[@devyn.]

@@prongles8113 I shall help you in this battle against this unhuman creature. My stand, open up, which takes the form of an electric chair shall handle this

[@succulentfish8569]

"Who needs oil, when you have your hands on the corpse" -23rd President of the US

[@everythingjojo4368]

What are you not American?

[@omegaowl2334]

@@everythingjojo4368 Clearly not, America is all about Oil. In fact, the Corpse Part would bring Oil from the sky. Mmmm Oil rain.

[@arrow2743]

the heart

[@guidomista4778]

@@omegaowl2334 you outsmarted me seriously

[@omegaowl2334]

@@guidomista4778 Yes, I'm too smart *4* you.

[@mr.waterbottle1265]

Valentine: my heart and actions are utterly unclouded and pure, they are those of justice” Valentine when he sees Lucy: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t -see- say that

[@demonking3673]

BAHAHAHAHA

[@vivekchannel4990]

He wanted her to slide that corpse part

[@royalgelly8948]

gotta carry on the legacy

[@EndurableWither]

Anthem: Mostly calm, chill. Valentine: The anthem has ended, your suffering has begun.

[@TekharthaMondatta]

I love that the American national anthem sounds like a Mexican standoff from an Italian western movie

[@lordrathut]

Those are no-joke called Spaghetti Westerns

[@pyraxtheskeleton2365]

ciao, si è vero sembra un western italiano

[@bick5633]

lmao true as shit

[@mooncandlelight3968]

@@pyraxtheskeleton2365 ¿Empanada?

[@acookie1410]

@@lordrathut I love that restaurant

[@Red_Adanac]

Trumpets: Elec. Guitar: “Lemme destroy THE WATCHERS EARDRUMS BECAUSE MY HEART AND ACTIONS ARE UTTERLY UNCLOUDED”

[@thevirtualbella6700]

is good

[@Red_Adanac]

@@thevirtualbella6700 I’m just waiting for the theme to be in Spotify HAHAHAHAH

[@thevirtualbella6700]

johnny say jotaro who is funny valentine

[@GeorgeFloydinski]

Dude I don't know if you will read this but I love your themes. They just fit in perfectly into Jojo, thank you for making these

[@spamtong.spamton84]

@@alteshaus3830 He’s talking about the creator of these songs

[@rodrigorosa4419]

@@spamtong.spamton84 hello spamton

[@thestrongestlivingcreature]

Nice pfp

[@asdallah2159]

Hey, Jesus has died on the cross so that (and perhaps, there is more) we may be forgiven for our sins (perhaps for everyone). Jesus rose from the dead! 🙂 Please accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Jesus is the way, the truth and the life and no one comes to the Father except through him.🙏

[@ziompn9647]

@@asdallah2159 Jesus is a jojo refference

[@RedFoxGrappler]

2:25 Badass drop, mans says “D4C no sarani don kaido!”

[@hamozoni]

Fax

[@3cd__]

JoJo fans: Imagine Valentine's theme was the National Anthem. Friedrich:

[@fatmonke1]

Mr. Blackmore, you causing another strom?

[@3cd__]

Possibly.

[@stevepensando2593]

He did it boys He caught the rainbow

[@AndresFlores-xp4so]

Mornin

[@mithiltandel9566]

Hello Blackmore

[@itsmejoshua8520]

Everybody gangsta untill the president stop speaking sushi and start speaking gun

[@elbruh3778]

*Oh no...*

[@samugames0]

Indeed

[@neonix761]

everybody gangstar until the president went from a fatty to a muscular hot man

[@robrine3462]

Lol

[@speedweed6671]

@@neonix761 lmaooo

[@Alaskanraider2734]

The beginning gives me chills. Honestly. Valentine has always been a character I call scum some days, and admire other days. Even if he really wasn't a good person, he has a very selfless goal. Possibly more so than any other villain in the entire series. Even minor villains. I find him to be one of the most interesting and well constructed characters in the series, and I always look back to certain scenes like the napkin scene and the final fight with admiration. I wouldn't call him a good person, but I'd say he's a very good example of someone who had a truly noble goal, but with a rotten core

[@victoracosta4796]

I nearly completely consider him scum. I view Valentine a villain with a noble goal, but who deludes himself that he's a good person.

[@Cherry_cola4]

He's the most interesting and well written JoJo villain for me

[@ourgloriousgodoursaviourbe2757]

Imo Pucci's end goal was more selfless

[@victoracosta4796]

@@ourgloriousgodoursaviourbe2757 Yeah, the way Pucci did his plan was horrible and involved a lot of collateral damage, but he just wanted people to live peacefully without having nasty surprises ruin their lives. He was willing to die to achieve his goal. But Valentine treated his subordinates like dirt, tried to rape a 14 year old, and used the Corpse’s ultimate ability as a massive human shield, bringing untold misery on several people. Then, when he realized that he was going to lose, he unleashed an psychotic version of Diego just so Johnny wouldn’t get the Corpse.

[@osalty4181]

That's the most perfect and we'll written synthesis about everything i love in Valentine as a character

[@kakkoiborri8511]

This was recommended to me on 4th of July. Very American.

[@serenayvonnegabena65]

Damn, I love Hilarious February, and his stand「I'm not gay but 20$ is 20$」

[@treesap9789]

I know right? He was so cool they made February a real thing!

[@serenayvonnegabena65]

@@treesap9789 Part 7 was also so popular they made America a real thing

[@treesap9789]

@@serenayvonnegabena65 Yes, that was also pretty cool

[@3to4characters]

@@treesap9789 Jesus from jojo was so popular they made it into a real thing!

[@recctangle180]

@Israel Rangel-Mejia :O

[@guythatgoesbythenamekay7954]

,,Dirt Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" ,,D4C" ,,Filthy Acts at reasonable price" ,,Dimes for Crimes" ,,Maximum kill 4 minimal bill" ,,I ain't gay, but $20 is $20"

[@user-rl7xf5xk2j]

bad for 1$

[@cabosneaker]

@@user-rl7xf5xk2j bad dollar

[@swaglordthe1th597]

Ungood for smol moni

[@sillig0re]

Unclean Tasks Done Unclean Low Price

[@DougRamsey13]

D for she

[@crecs7357]

I can't get over the fact that this won't be the official Funny Valentine theme. It fits him so well. I was listening to it while reading the Diego vs Valentine fight and I loved the experience

[@Ryza05]

3:09 - 3:36 just absolutely overflows with boss battle music that feels uplifting and epic like it would play in the hardest phase to boost your confidence

[@gnut9780]

remember boys, in a random universe, the 23th president of united states is Funny Valentine and the part 7 villain is Benjamin Harrison

[@CRaKCed_ceTAceAN]

I want to live in that universe

[@xx_underoosyt_xx3127]

23th

[@zwei16]

@@xx_underoosyt_xx3127 lmao 23th its 23rd xdddddddddd

[@somerandomdude7515]

I could see someone making a photoshop image.

[@urangames457]

If Diavolo dies there it is also cannon in JoJo

[@FriedrichHabetlerMusic]

Diego Theme next? Song now out on SPOTIFY! Link in the description!

[@Lunaepy]

YES

[@luispena8110]

Yes Yes Yes Yes

[@cheezus5711]

YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!!!

[@v2ao_bnd]

ДА

[@eepy...]

YES

[@lysolisbad9473]

The first part sounds so ominous yet patriotic, like a old war veteran retelling a horrific war story full of sorrow and malice.

[@mohammedansari5818]

1:45 : Evil 1:59 : Evil Incarnate 2:25 : *Evil Incarnate with a sense on Justice* *Thus making this the perfect fan made theme for the greatest president ever*

[@kondziorello3294]

After hearing Johnny and gyro theme im sure this will be fire.

[@iDidnotask0]

I agree

[@hachonimity4524]

Yep, this guy has not let us down even once.

[@lukeskywalker9016]

yea

[@lukeskywalker9016]

@Sorry Johnny But I'm Quarintined XDD

[@rainy._.dayss000]

Heck yraa

[@magistrate3343]

"My heart and actions are utterly unclouded, they are all those of justice." "It was not me..."

[@ferrousiron7165]

Wait, NotForHonor...? Let me pretend I didn't see you here.

[@magistrate3343]

@@jayyblox18 dies

[@anotherpracticeboy40hrs57]

Oh my I was not expecting you here

[@freegamesenjoyer.7168]

@@magistrate3343 abd ded, why? one answer, box of sand

[@thevirtualbella6700]

this good

[@Juan-Joestar]

Valentine's theme just fits The other main villains have dark themes or they sound like the main protagonist has heen defeated But valentine's just like he was part of the gang 🗿

[@potatochips9284]

“Lemme get it straight, your Dirty Deeds, your dirty deeds? Is there any other dirty deeds I need to know about?!” *looks at all the pronunciations used for dirty deeds done dirt cheap*

[@AndresFlores-xp4so]

Mornin

[@potatochips9284]

@@AndresFlores-xp4so mornin’ brotha.

[@immoralboi3158]

Johnny: Even if I have to kill people I'll win this race with Gyro! Funny Valentine: *_Jeemzus_*

[@panzersintheback1263]

Jeezmus Jeezemus Jemuz Jeemyzus

[@kirwai8691]

Jeemzus joeshztar

[@roslidarose9666]

jonnhy joehstare

[@vivelespatat2670]

Jeemsus

[@OiIMan]

jeSUS

[@lavachakes2628]

At this rate, SBR will be finished before stone ocean Edit: well, this sucks...

[@rimmymonmon]

The story will not making sense if its part 7 first

[@MemerCat0]

@@rimmymonmon it actually would, since part 7 has nothing to do with the other parts,

[@rimmymonmon]

@@MemerCat0 if its part 8 first its kinda make sense because jojolion is 2011 and part five is 2001 but part 7 is 1890 so it doesnt make sense 💁‍♀️

[@MemerCat0]

@@rimmymonmon part 7 is a reboot

[@rimmymonmon]

@@MemerCat0 yes Ik and it's still 1890, part 7 is part 1

[@OGPepsiman]

The fact that this is my 2nd fav JoJo villain, July 4th is my bday, and I live in America, is truly an experience! DI MOLTO!

[@John_Yahyaei]

Who's first?

[@OGPepsiman]

@@John_Yahyaei DIO

[@beetal3850]

@@OGPepsiman Nice! My list would be Valentine, Kira, Dio, Diavolo, Pucci, Tooru, Kars. Im still conflicted as to where to put him since I havent finishef jojolion yet.

[@Batyssss]

@@beetal3850 tooru, kira and valentine are probably the best villains anyways anything part 8 related is a masterpiece of art

[@ike3466]

Multo bene is more correct, but Di Molto sounds better on screen in a dramatic sense.

[@daifukumochidango2855]

That one guy in live chat before the drop: Bruh is just a trumpet man literally said that before the drop

[@lovemyself217]

He use maximum power of epitaph

[@yavirasta2897]

POV: You talked during the National Anthem

[@astolfo4184]

And president valentine gets interested in you

[@Bearhavingnaps]

We are having alot of resources to make Anime Part 7, that even DP is confused.

[@ZANNKImusic]

i agree

[@jvstzwolfyz594]

We've got the 1. Musician 2. Animator 3. Designer 4. Manga 5. Fans 6. Supporter 7. Money 8. Time? Maybe 9. Passion 10. Dream 11. Hope 12. Translator 13. Dubber Everything that we need to get JoJo: Bizzare Adventure Steel Ball Run ( unofficial ) ( fan made)( colourized ) episode 1 full ( NO CLICKBAIT ) ( GONE WRONG ) ( 3:00 AM )

[@budgroeng5115]

@@jvstzwolfyz594 (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (OMG I AM THE PRESIDENT OF USA????)

[@jvstzwolfyz594]

@@budgroeng5115 ( POLICE CAME )

[@kaiserbeam5114]

@@jvstzwolfyz594 (ALMOST DIED) (DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME) (SCARY)

[@jeremycarter6618]

Good god dude, if the official theme is even half as good as this then SBR animation will be amazing. I only hope DavidPro and all them can live up to the expectations Friedrich set for us

[@aaku2684]

3:36 best thing i have ever heard in my life. I can literally listen to this part on repeat and not get bored at all. Beautiful music

[@conjurer5725]

Strong and loud reflecting his charisma, with deep undertones of something more sinister

[@jeikutheookami]

I was just thinking the same thing lol.

[@ealc603]

I don’t see anything sinister here bro

[@nightwing1453]

it kind of reflects the corrupt politician aspects on Valentine

[@boggybeard]

Lol when this was playing live the chat was just like "what is this this is boring" And then 1:57 happened and we went batshit insane in chat. Good fun

[@lordpurifex9068]

Idk why but I get emotional hearing the Star Spangled Banner intro first. I love this song overall lol

[@carlneoh5843]

I'm Malaysian and I already feel patriotic for America

[@Quwucuqin]

Patriotism

[@user-yp5ko8us9j]

Ah yes, my favorite Iron Cube Walk villain from the series GoGo's Strange Expedition! Comedic Love Day and his pink bunny girl, Unclean actions at the Price of Soil: Romantic Subway!

[@CatInDamnHat]

Strange adventures of IoIo (Hello Channel Russia 1)

[@_PACMAN.]

Bad things for free: romantic choo-choo

[@matheusrodrigues7001]

A tip for Diego's theme: You can make a music scheme to be a reverse or similar version when you go to Alter Diego, Being able to mix a little with Dio's theme. Here's the tip

[@demplxfan]

👀

[@jettlawrencedesiderio5559]

Yes and also with dinosaur sounds

[@arkspamsr217]

@@jettlawrencedesiderio5559 Rawr X3 (Im sorry)

[@thevirtualbella6700]

diego nexts

[@diothedinosaurveryscawwy8749]

rawr me scawwy

[@majorasterriblefate8908]

I feel the spirit of america literally radiating off this song.

[@gerente9074]

Vc está Considerando a América toda ou só o EUA?

[@majorasterriblefate8908]

@@gerente9074 Estou considerando toda a america

[@gerente9074]

@@majorasterriblefate8908 Caralho por essa eu realmente não esperava, continue seu trabalho senhor

[@fatheralexanderanderson3829]

Kinda sad some of us refuse to wear masks.

[@majorasterriblefate8908]

@@fatheralexanderanderson3829 true sadly. However i suppose some people dont understand how important safety is.

[@oscarmichel8893]

Dio theme : menacing Kira theme : calm and mysterious at the same time Diavolo theme : imposing choral Valentine : *slow trumpet play freedom*

[@eributts]

Dude, I can't believe America ripped off the intro to this theme! In all seriousness, great job. Funny Valentine is a fantastic villain and this is such a great theme for him

[@tree6835]

making it start with a slightly off American anthem is such a genius move.

[@omegaowl2334]

It's just in D minor key ._.

[@benhawk4214]

@@omegaowl2334 it's still off from the original and changes the tone

[@omegaowl2334]

@@benhawk4214 I know, I was just pointing that out :)

[@omegaowl2334]

@Curtis Hutnick Even the chicken song?

[@smartperson1167]

@Curtis Hutnick In this case its both

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

So this is what we'll hear if Funny Valentine ever becomes our president.

[@hiro-kun3432]

Yes, indeed and you are everywhere.

[@Smitekk]

13 likes

[@pico5774]

Yep such a good yet horrible song

[@maximogasparini9827]

You again...

[@pengu-9412]

Dude how are you somehow in every comment section I read.

[@ogaogaogaogaogaogaogaogaog8725]

Imagine this theme was use in anime while valentines fighting diego imagine how sick that scene would be

[@mrmemer368]

2:24 gave me chills for some reason

[@YeetYeet-gw8fk]

“Diego Theme next?” Knives intestifies

[@panzersintheback1263]

*dino sounds intensifies*

[@hollowollowyeet886]

@@panzersintheback1263 his theme is just going to be bassbooted Jurassic park theme but it’s played with knifes and WRRRYYYYYYYY

[@Power-xl8vh]

The real question is *who of the 2 Diegos?*

[@cursedguy3915]

@@Power-xl8vh yes.

[@mithiltandel9566]

What about my theme🌈

[@incineking219]

If you think about it.... If he has stars on his back he is the Joestar of the U.S.A

[@MyDadJustLeftMeXD]

But does his legacy have the American Flag on their backs tho

[@notwick441]

The virgin Joestars - one star The chad Valentine - oh just one star?

[@regirock7313]

@@notwick441 Valentine: how cute

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6928]

Wdym the Joestar of USA, Joseph was from USA and lived in the USA even after battle tendency

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

@@MyDadJustLeftMeXD He has no legacy if I remember correctly

[@drizzytheboyz4658]

I love that those themes are so good, the United States Anthem can represent the patriotism of Valentine but also his past with the death of his father but also the sadness that he feel since his childhood to not have a father, the only things he had was his mother and the patriotism of his father. Then the sadness became hate, evil and desire of justice with his 2nd theme

[@uranusuranus144]

Words can't describe how hard 4:45 goes.

[@gameffa_]

When you realize that the guy playing trumpet is Jotaros dad

[@YanaDasgupta]

Jotaros dad played the sax, didnt he?

[@anotherpracticeboy40hrs57]

@@YanaDasgupta yea he did

[@gameffa_]

@@YanaDasgupta wait where does it mention he plays sax?

[@vovabars1234]

@@gameffa_ I think they say that he is on a Saxophone tour

[@gameffa_]

@@vovabars1234 well if I missed that I guess it’s time to rewatch jojo (again)

[@sasgo8452]

Imagine when they make part 7 they'll give him an extremely American accent

[@ayyazkhan1917]

Go ahead Mr Joestar, save me from your infinite spin!

[@elviroarthur]

@@ayyazkhan1917 no

[@putra7362]

@@ayyazkhan1917 serect yur hose

[@Nikk-Astyr]

Plot twist: The whole part will be made in English first, but with Japanese VAs

[@NameNick-ro6oz]

which one? texas? new york? southern? we have too many accents so take your pick

[@smabrigo5266]

valentine is the true chad joestar he has alot of stars in his back

[@artisanrox]

I love the tonal bending of the Anthem. Ending in minor was perfect. Nice progression. And the SUDDEN contrast with bringing out D4C! Great 😎🇺🇸😎

[@milo6653]

I love president Comedic Valentine with his stand, Filthy acts at a Reasonable price

[@Connor_Cildaig]

Wasn't his name HaHa February?

[@sampletext2236]

my name is HaHa Valentine and my stand as you know as taken a new form: Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price: Likeable Journey

[@Gaellka]

@@Connor_Cildaig yeah, it's HaHa February

[@Gaellka]

And his stand, ain't gay but, $20 is $20

[@Gaellka]

@Cameron Crandall yes, HaHa February and his stand Filthy Acts At a Reasonable Price

[@egg3228]

I was wonder how this would sound with lyrics, I can already hear it 'Fu-nny... 'Fu-nny... 'Funny Val-en-tine 'AHHHHHHHHHH' 'AHHHHHHHHHH' 'AHHHHHHHHHH'

[@FriedrichHabetlerMusic]

HAHHAHAH ok that comment made my day. You know my brother was singing exactly that line and we were laughing quite a bit.

[@JazzReaper]

@@FriedrichHabetlerMusic poggies

[@everythingjojo4368]

@@FriedrichHabetlerMusic I think I heard it

[@TienNgo-wi6zd]

What part

[@JazzReaper]

@@TienNgo-wi6zd Joe's part

[@Geedy3]

Happy fourth y'all, in this alternate universe fireworks are legal!

[@wallaceandco.5651]

Best jojo character

[@OArrombadoDaEsquinaAoLado]

calm down, best villain is good

[@ancloud8459]

“Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.”

[@rjofusetsudzin8011]

Whole philosophy of Valentine is why I love him as villains. Such incredible character.

[@watergamer6446]

so now we have: -Kira's "Killer Queen" speech -Valentine's "napkin" speech (spoilers for part 8) -"Are you pursuing me?"

[@bigman5552]

based

[@-.-Infinity-.-]

Too long didn't read

[@rjofusetsudzin8011]

@@-.-Infinity-.- Then is suprising to find you in f*cking Jojo comment section. Hopefully this was short enough for you

[@multiplewarrants659]

this theme fits with his high role of power as the president and his stand the grand start of the real theme after the american anthem desplays how much of a threat he really is

[@multiplewarrants659]

Get your Ticket To Ride the LoveTrain

[@fatmonke1]

@@multiplewarrants659 thank you

[@anakinskywalker7703]

Ah yes, the *LoveTrain*

[@acookie1410]

@@multiplewarrants659 multiple jojo references radiates from your reply

[@multiplewarrants659]

@@acookie1410 its a roundabout comment

[@meemmahn2856]

the world: pause killer queen: rewind king crimson: that circle button that skips you ahead a little bit made in heaven: fast forward the world but in steel ball run: pause D4C: TV guide button

[@radeon5463]

Fanny Valentine was the best president in the history of America, honor and respect to a great man

[@disp7258]

I love this because it gives off a sense of evil yet a sense of justice at the same time

[@fatmonke1]

Basically America

[@hachonimity4524]

Basically America

[@someguy-hc8gi]

Basically America

[@acookie1410]

Basically America

[@WorlWyrm]

Basically America

[@sinuhezarzuelero6054]

You absolute madlad. You transcribed the American National Anthem into a minor scale for the purpose of using it as a villain song. Absolute madlad.

[@carlthesanellama3633]

hello i am sad to inform you that the us government found olive oil in his residence. We are sorry for your loss

[@anaverageswede9655]

I mean, it was arguably a villain's theme right from the start soooo...

[@El_safa77]

It was a villain theme after alll

[@idk-xc8bw]

@@anaverageswede9655 pfp checks out

[@gorplemorple27]

@@carlthesanellama3633 hello I am sad to inform you that the US found saint in his residence. We are sorry for your loss

[@christophermorris7266]

i love how while other stands look humanoid or robotic, D4C look like he's made of cloth by looking at the pink seams on its face

[@manningreen5295]

suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.

[@sans2351]

I’m gonna have a good time Edit: it was even better than I expected

[@lollyearn7583]

Same guy~

[@artisim3072]

Stop

[@sanstheskeleton2561]

same. wait a min

[@sans2351]

@Ander Moreno Diaz I mean at this point everything is

[@sans2351]

@@sanstheskeleton2561 oh heya pal howsitgoing?

[@skillissue5954]

"Suppose that you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals."

[@JazzReaper]

Why do I feel like I need to take a napkin now

[@meoowowwmeoeomowmow]

@the greatest child because you do.

[@jamiemarshall6832]

I have a memory of folding napkin a certain way, so the cutlery fits inside, I learnt this 8 years ago, I always take my napkin from my left, but then fold it the certain way then place it on my right.

[@Lust767]

So inspirational

[@i_hate_my_past]

the national anthem of america ends when the speech ends.

[@salliehott9023]

"A series of nefarious acts executed at a price lower than expected in the marketing system" -funny valentine

[@ghost_fueled_scarecrow]

The intro almost had me in fuckin' tears and im not even american, it just sounds so...defeated, and when you consider the state of America nowawdays that's a sadly fitting vibe.

[@eurasiaacaci.-110]

“Take the napkins first” - Pres.Valentine

[@omegaowl2334]

Actually the full quote is: "Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals." -Funny Valentine

[@greywalker505]

@@omegaowl2334 Waiter/Waitress: That’s nice, Mr. President. So, what’ll you be having?

[@meiwaku333]

@@greywalker505 lol

[@WorlWyrm]

@@greywalker505 you just have to make it funny don't you valentine?

[@greywalker505]

@@WorlWyrm Dojyaaaa~~n!

[@jmanjman2685]

Why the hell is this man not up there at Mount Rushmoore.

[@carlneoh5843]

Because he isn't in the True Man's World

[@guti-xk4qf]

@@carlneoh5843 sad life of a funny valentine😔😔😔😔😔😔

[@jonathansotelo4877]

It wasn't good enough for him.

[@tofupoo6036]

because he doesn’t belong next to people who didn’t take the first napkin

[@RollerCoasterFrolicking]

Because he’s not a real president... *well not just yet*

[@ayman-ulkarim2220]

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.

[@bellboy666]

funny valentine is one of the most underrated villians istg i love his stand sm

[@bnyx33]

Wdym he's underrated lol he's literally loved by many people

[@bellboy666]

@@bnyx33 all my friends who watched it didnt like him at all- :( i wanna be surrounded by those many people please.

[@average-jojo-enjoyer]

@@bellboy666 Wait till 2025 (anime date i suppose)

[@BoxCarBoy12]

I know this song is called Funny Valentine's Theme, but nobody would be mad if Friedrich actually named it Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

[@thevirtualbella6700]

funny valentine say johnny say jotaro who is Johnny

[@Omid..]

I never knew that name would sound badass

[@buckle8447]

Or we could call it, "Soiled Performances At A Cost Below The Average Product"

[@Sam-vz8pm]

Unethical activities carried out with economic efficiency

[@barnykirashi]

I'm not gay, but 20 dollars is 20 dollars

[@justsomedinosaur9440]

Dio: Vampire Kars: GOLD EXPERIENCE DIO: Time Stopping Yoshikage: Time Rewinding Diavolo: Time Erasing Enrico: Time Accelerating Funny: Dimension Hopping Tooru: OH YOU ARE APPRO- PURSUING ME?

[@hollowollowyeet886]

Dio: no, stop Yoshikage: no, let’s go back Diavolo: no, don’t care Pucci: no, too fast Valentine: no, go to Brazil.

[@neonix761]

@@hollowollowyeet886 this is actually good lmfao

[@T3nn10]

Part 8 Villain: Get close = stubbing your toe makes half your body explode.

[@mikeprado30]

Part 8 villain: I am 『Wonder of U』 and the "flow" is C A L A M I T Y

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

@@hollowollowyeet886 Pucci is more like No, too slow

[@KnightK51]

Only Araki can make someone with funny valentine's drip and name look so masculine

[@Villosa64]

I can feel the diabetes flowing in my vein, but much more sad

[@King_Minos64]

I love Valentine as a villain, he is so charismatic and confident he even charms us the reader. He is a villain who puts up a veil similar to a magician (On a side note, fun fact: D4C’s design was influenced by magicians), tricking those around him into thinking he is just. He may even be deceiving himself, making himself believe he has noble and selfless intentions while deep down he does not. I really love Araki’s villains.

[@Deathmare235]

Tbf he’s not getting the corpse for himself but his country

[@bella_ciao4608]

OHHHH ITS A RABBIT! It’s a joke about magicians pulling rabbits out of a hat!

[@Poes_favourite_racoon]

you are fluttering me

[@John-Stark]

That explains the Bunny Ears

[@munchlax6577]

We get it man, you have sex.

[@domnx8967]

The track sounds almost like a protagonist's with "oppresive antagonist" accents, which is exactly how I feel Valentine is portrayed in the manga. Incredibly polished, as always. The slow start with the USA hymn is such a great touch.

[@izukumidoriya4342]

They are so incredible that they look like canon, they go so smoothly that it's until they don't seem like a fan made anymore, but those dark touches give funny valentine more vibes dati dizu dan dato chip dojyaaa ~n!

[@Exozombeez]

We got at least another 5-6 years till this is animated 😢

[@realkampo]

Other people: Man this is a good song Me: Why is Funny Valentine blinking so fast?

[@Rune.101]

I cant unsee that now

[@hollowollowyeet886]

He needs to keep his eyes moisturised

[@Rune.101]

The moistness of ones eyes is important, you have me there.

[@t0q14s9]

Hes about to cry

[@mineblox2313]

The level of patriotism brought tears to his eyes?

[@billyhargrove2216]

This should be National anthem for how America looks like.

[@vincelaburada8098]

y e s

[@monsoon3220]

yeah

[@ButterTime_]

Accurate

[@slookipos]

I believe that Benjamin Harrison is Funny Valentine. *I believe that.*

[@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd]

First half is how it has looked all the way until now second half however is how it will be described in history books 1000 years into the future.

[@jaimegamer8340]

Wait. Now i just realized that the beginning is just the USA anthem!!!!

[@Nico-nd2qn]

Valentine is one of the most well written jojo characters, and the best written antagonist. Despite being the villain the fact he is a politician makes some of his acts justified, or so it seems. He is also the coolest one ever, like who would you think of has an American flag scarred on their back?