Toadstool Tour: Just Hit It! - EPISODE 7 - Friends Without Benefits

[@joon3035]

I think The Hand would be the best at golf as he could erase the space between the ball and the hole Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[@KneelNoodles]

GER would just make all the holes par be zero and then at the end make Giorno’s total points zero.

[@joeh.9160]

Horse bowling It's like regular bowling, but you roll the balls at the horses' legs and watch them ragdoll.

[@scrungobeepis5443]

Winner gets to keep the glue they make from the now lame horse

[@rheenusthebeanus]

Alright guys, hear me out on this one... Horse Skeleton: It's like normal skeleton instead of barreling down an icy mountain face-first at a hundred miles per hour on a sled, you barrel down an icy mountain face-first on a sideways horse at a hundred miles per hour.

[@jhonj5702]

Classic Cade bringing JoJo to peeve Don up. Epic gamer he is.

[@Darklespectrum]

i remembered to turn off my adblock and got one seconds after i did so. This one's for you, fwob.

[@brosomejonny]

I don't know much about horses Mr. Description, but I'd probably pick the fast and jumpy kind

[@TheThugnificant]

Dillon losing his shit is going to make this my favorite series.

[@ralphmartin225]

Within the first minute thirty, major has already almost said the N-word

[@blechbleck1756]

hol horse would win in a golf match as he would just shoot the other man with his gun

[@maroon728]

Obviously Horse Boxing, question is who wears the gloves the people or the horses

[@honorableintent]

Top contenders: Horse Jousting, where it's a horse riding another horse trying to knock another horse off of its horse Ice Horsing, with a dancer on a horse that has ice skates on Horse Shuffleboard, the exact same as normal shuffleboard but you slide horses down the board

[@fuukatrice]

That was an epic Major yugioh reference at 11:58! Nice one, Major!

[@joon3035]

I too get the epic yugioh reference!

[@CynthiaCyan]

Manhattan Transfer, the ability to accurately measure air currents and bullet redirection. If a golfball counts as a bullet, they can navigate the golf ball to the hole.

[@Team_Orchid]

Honestly Star Platinum's crazy precision would probably make him the best at golfing. Really any stand with a stupidly high precision would be good for golfing even if it had shit power...so long as the user can see through the stand. Look Cade's made his bed and I'mma make sure he lays in it. >:V

[@PopStarAzena]

Diavolo, he uses Epitath to predict where the ball goes and what happens, and than does some King Crimson shenanigans

[@Nwilkicki]

Hol horse would be the best because he can just shoot all the competition

[@toweringtower]

How much Money do we have to donate in order to get some irl content of yall golfing and just yelling at each other?

[@icemasteru9093]

Gyro would win because he knows how to handle balls

[@gunchwow]

who is gyro, i only know of julius ceasar zeppeli

[@icemasteru9093]

@@gunchwow ah fuck

[@cheezuschrist588]

It depends on the rules you give the stands, but Sex Pistols would be super good since they can redirect the ball in midair.

[@kibblesthecommunisministic5684]

Les Feuilles(Autumn Leaves) would clearly be the best stand for golf.

[@nathanielbarba1680]

So excited about this series!

[@actualadult2251]

Big boy punch? If you insist. I mean we should call the cops.' He took my groceries, I blush deeply. As we walked towards the boat, I pull out my Major-Os. "Wow, I thought you were a giraffe. Well, whatever works!!! Narrator It didn't work. "It's okay, major's game corner is the best." "My surgeon did a good job on me. I was once a golf." Conveniently, he identifies as a golfkin. "Uh-duh, that's quite a surprise." You know what else is surprising? He had a thirteen inch golf penis. It was a putter and everything, but like, as a joke. Anyways, I killed Don's cats. My parents are really proud of him for that donkey kong surge. They were also happy with my ability to take such a massive golf... to think I was 12 before."

[@regendary582]

Cade, The Worldo is actually the ultimate stand. He would crush Star Platinum in his funny little fingers if they were playing golf😤

[@littykitty040]

Best stand for Golf is Kraftwork, you can manipulate the kinetic energy of the ball.

[@GP-wt2bj]

Weather report would be the best stand because you could control the ball on the air.

[@bidoof6981]

Maybe you should play Pokemon with only me as a team

[@casual_m]

Shout out to major for that burning abyss comment Which reminds me, a good series is having major and someone else playing a Yu-Gi-Oh game while Major subtlety(or not so) sells them on Yu-Gi-Oh

[@biggman3156]

Killer Queen’s Bites the Dust would be the best stand for golf as he could just undo any crappy shot

[@ShippPost]

the music at the start of each hole sounds cool

[@cecilkeeliii3231]

20:00 Dillgasm

[@booksen5327]

Horse Rugby but very inspired by medieval battles

[@onwithmarie6769]

Horse Nascar, I don't need to explain further

[@thegoodoldays911]

Pocoloco would probably win TBH. Even though hey ya! is literally just moral support he's just lucky enough to win. Weather report might also be pretty good. Also haha burning abyss I understood that gamer reference.

[@taeahn6065]

I’m commenting just so that fwob gets more comments

[@aarynthomas4097]

Dio uses Za waurdo and puts it in whole by dropping it in

[@Bulbamaster4851]

quick tip, if you change where you hit the golf ball via the d-pad, in order to actually hit it where indicated, while swinging, you will shift your C-stick toward the indicated circle on the golf ball (or normal stick, it's been a while). its extremely helpful to aim your shots and get some hits you would not be able to otherwise

[@fooslice]

Luigi really went at it scratching his ass earlier, he's trying to subtly check if his fingers still got stank on them.

[@guyshu7821]

“This is a really asshole hole” -Dillon Downing, 2019

[@BigGamingGamer]

Hol horse would shoot the ball from his cool stando gun

[@frigomaniac]

crazy diamond would probably be the best at golf, just break a piece off of the ball hide in the hole, then just have crazy diamond repair the ball together as it nears the hole to instantly get it in

[@boisvert45]

I can't believe how in that ball is

[@IcarusLP]

Mario golf should be an esports game

[@thattruegamernerd]

It would probably be Tusk Act 4, as Johnny can teleport using it.

[@gunchwow]

*act 3

[@thattruegamernerd]

@@gunchwow Oh right, Act 4 was the horse specific Requiem one, sorry.

[@goenzky]

It would be za warudo becouse time stop and UHHHHHH he has funny oil tank

[@runix_dragoon]

IT'S A ROADROLLA YOU FAKE FAN

[@nicari5543]

@@runix_dragoon Oil tanker from ova > roadroller

[@ashes_blue]

That would be Horse Tetris, Mr. Description Man

[@guyshu7821]

You mean Horse Tennis?

[@cratethecrate]

Horse... just horse. You are horse. You are cursed

[@travisheckman4834]

Let Wario show his Par animation reaction.

[@raccoondogzz]

Gamer golf time

[@turtwigamer6446]

Can we get a horse archery where the horses have to use the bow and shoot the target

[@electio9614]

Major is a pro gamer But only when it comes to golf games

[@VvVLuffyM2]

gold would be best stand since he can turn the ball into a living creature and have it walk towards the hole and change back

[@okamidavid1986]

The gaddamn yugioh reference from Mayor

[@Hansenfmly]

That big ol' hole is pretty Par 4 the course

[@lplushie4588]

Har har

[@janvalkyrie]

I wanna see Horse Synchronized Swimming

[@bretthill3553]

I think Gold Experience would be good in golf as it could just grow trees in front of the other golfer’s balls, making Giorno godlike by comparison

[@AmaneNashi6058]

Horse bob sledding

[@fireflame10]

Hol Horse would be the best at horse golf because he is a cowboy baby. (Also Star Platinum is just a worse The World)

[@sexyputin6990]

Horse sumo

[@faiyazaziz3672]

Probably horse hockey where you play on a horse with skates.

[@nilspeeters8730]

You guys really should play Japan World Cup It has horses on horses

[@thej-manrequiem811]

Jotaro, it has the most power (not that it'd matter, any main stand minus hermit purple could hit the ball hard enough to hole in one, regardless of distance, even the weaker main stands can launch cars and pulverize steel). But Star Platinum has the precision and accuracy on top of kinetic vision (can see over 12km and has better vision than machines did, at least back in 1987-9). Strength, vision and machine-like accuracy and precision would make it the best at golf following golf only rules. Meaning no bullshit like King Crimson skips to him hole in one-ing it. Sex pistols richochet. Love Train manipulating luck and fate to hole in one. Etc.

[@x_griffin_x]

gimme billiards on horses, but the table is also on a horse

[@x_griffin_x]

horse poker

[@x_griffin_x]

horse mma fights

[@lplushie4588]

3:33 maybe in JoJolion... I don't think they would be golfing in prison or during a transcontinental horserace.

[@lplushie4588]

Wait..... horse golfing... That's how they can defeat the president - finding the golden spin of the golf ball!

[@funnylittleman8050]

The people’s champ is probably biased towards your favorite FWOB member :/ (let’s phucking go Dad!!!!!)

[@TJminty]

Burning Abyss

[@Zachbane]

Nice

[@AstralHammer]

Burning Abyss is super boring to play against x,x Also, horse curling, cuz of the slippin' n' slidin'.

[@Joe.F.Buster]

what about horse pool where the horses are the pool balls

[@pageoflife-413]

couldn't rohan just use heaven's door to cheat and make everyone else bad at golf?

[@carsonthelad3870]

Horse skeet shooting

[@QuintusMinimus]

1:20 sounds dangerously close to Major saying the N word

[@aabaaabaa]

Horse beach volleyball so by the end the field is a giant hole

[@Rialster]

Don't tell me you wouldn't watch HORSE KARATE!

[@itsmyfirstday1488]

But FWOB when are you going to play Mario Golf 64 the best one?

[@Snazzysnail15]

Horse curling

[@samsonfgc3472]

Horse grappling

[@Armydillo62o]

I’d leave a comically long/in depth comment about Jojos and golf but I’m afraid that Dad might actually ban me from commenting again

[@epicgaymer9885]

Do it bih

[@luckyloomagu]

If the Jojo characters were playing golf, realistically, the best ones would be Gappy, Giorno, Johnny, Pucci, or Mista, as they all have stands that can do BS to cheat with

[@luckyloomagu]

oh right, Weather Report, using Weather Report, would do good too

[@indigoli9220]

Gyro or Johnny would win at golf because 'the spin' ®

[@thewebhead101]

horse ultimate

[@clboatocean]

That buy and trade bit really aged well considering the GME stocks

[@trickytristan1]

joseph would win at golf cause he's old lol

[@mariosonicfan2010]

okay but what if _horse horse horse racing_

[@lukeyp95]

i'm not sure if this has been said yet or not, but literally none of you guys are using any spin when you're moving it to change directions and stuff. You need to hold that direction as you swing for it to have any effect.

[@danieldumpweed]

horse esports

[@boisvert45]

Kakyoin would win

[@angrybread478]

Weird for a gamecube to lag

[@MadeFromPixels]

Overwatch League on horseback. It can only improve things.

[@turtwigamer6446]

You mean paladins

[@MadeFromPixels]

@@turtwigamer6446 I mean the people playing the game are on horseback.

[@czargreg8368]

Gyro

[@czargreg8368]

hehe

[@czargreg8368]

you're wrong, Star Platinum is a large lad

[@czargreg8368]

fuck you you're wrong

[@czargreg8368]

want to fight? Bitch

[@owentertainment2714]

Horse football would be funny because it would make the sport just not function

[@TheRogueNapkin]

Bitcoin investing sounds like what me and my brother do with the lottery. We just dump like $10 each from our paychecks and see what happens. It's no risk to us cause that's just 2 days worth of eating out somewhere. No real danger for us, and if we win big, hey that good ol' RNG smiled on us.