Hello! Im a "AGA Master Horticulturalist and archaeologist ..in theory...been a tattoo artist 15 years doing fuck all with my degrees... BUT- i've enjoyed your videos for quite some time now, and finally got the nuts, to try and contact you. I do videos on aquariums, fish, plants and the entire biome. I really enjoy your exploration of ludwigia and salvinia , as well as that orange carnation family flower. I was wondering if I could ever speak with you about a possible collaboration of aquatic plants perhaps?
@dingchat5554 жыл бұрын
So do you do this for every video? Do you just know like any species on sight!? Impressive!
@waskoNzoo4 жыл бұрын
its all good
@dingchat5554 жыл бұрын
@@Fishtory By the way, I checked out your channel a few days ago and managed to catch one of your livestreams. I subbed!
@mov3623 жыл бұрын
The hue on that locale of garter is spot on and very intriguing. Pretty rare coloring on that gal!
@mellowapocalypse49184 жыл бұрын
Sir I want to thank you I had an ecology exam recently and didn’t know a question but some shit I remembered you saying gave me the right answer
@catysparks4 жыл бұрын
Howdy from Texas!! You have some bad-ass videos and I thank you for them all. Here you are wandering around my state with so much knowledge!! I am a native Texas who wandered around the South Texas brush country as a child ( with my Grandpa) and now I live in the Hill Country area. Elev. 1200’. Tons of caves and limestone outcroppings everywhere. I live close to the Guadalupe River, with bald cypress and next to a creek. I saw my land transformed by removing juniper cedars, then within 4 months, Spring, I had a prairie of all native grasses, without having to buy ONE seed. Nature takes care of it’s own. I learned all about these grasses that covered my land. Also, had crop of Twisted Leaf Yucca ( do not know that botanical name); neighbor said it’s indigenous for that area. Glorious Texas!!
@danielpirone80284 жыл бұрын
I am soooo thankful for this channel!
@rubenlievenspiano4 жыл бұрын
hello time traveller!
@tastybanana4204 жыл бұрын
Same
@stephenwolf66204 жыл бұрын
Dude, same here.
@hikesteepfishhigh4 жыл бұрын
indeed!!!
@rocklobster33334 жыл бұрын
same and i'm not even specifically into plants
@chrisalan56104 жыл бұрын
That mantis dipped as soon as you asked about eating hummingbirds. I think it has something to hide
@katiekane52474 жыл бұрын
Some great flora & fauna but YOU are the most glorious bastard here!
@kind23114 жыл бұрын
that ruler tat on the middle finger is GENIUS
@superdupergrover98574 жыл бұрын
BTW gardeners out there, water hyacinth makes for great compost!
@Graeberwave4 жыл бұрын
And can capture methane from its decomposition to use for fuel
@milwaukeejoe93713 жыл бұрын
Love this channel. He's like the AvE of botany.
@clifton_albrecht4 жыл бұрын
Another neat place to check out, if you're ever in north-central Louisiana - there're little prairie patches scattered around the Kitsatchie national forest, which the Forest Service botanist for that area told me develop where there're underground outcrops of limestone which make soil too thin and alkaline for the loblolly to root. It's weird walking out of dense loblolly forest into a community that looks like it should be in central Texas. I'll give a little more info on how to find those if you like. Thanks for all these videos!
@elcomodo14 жыл бұрын
24:40 a small green snake on the bottom middle of the agave plant
@unfinisheproject4 жыл бұрын
I think it was anole
@altifinn4 жыл бұрын
I appreciate how nice you are to snakes, so many people just kill them on sight because they don't understand them
@zeroclout63064 жыл бұрын
Grimes County? I live right next door in Polk county. You're showcasing my back yard. I can wait to show my friends this.
@thewhile4 жыл бұрын
they can probably wait to watch it
@johnrangel22264 жыл бұрын
Water bong and og kush - check Coloring book and crayons - check Latest Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't - check Yup, gonna be a good Sunday night.
@cannabiscreative74744 жыл бұрын
Like minded people who agree- check!
@bluesight_4 жыл бұрын
this is good comment
@sonnyg9603 жыл бұрын
@@bluesight_ is good good
@troyclayton4 жыл бұрын
15:56 Apios americana? Looks just like the groundnut I love so much here in Maine. I love my Fabaceas bastards. Thanks for the video, it's always nice to see stuff I might not have ever seen. Well, seen on a screen... Oh well, I take what I can get.
@charliedevine68694 жыл бұрын
That snake is beautiful.
@PlayMoGame4 жыл бұрын
I planted Silene regia in my yard, can't wait to see it come up in the spring. Fantastic bastards
@brianballa30864 жыл бұрын
weeeeeeeeeeeee ...heck yes nice job ..thanks for sharing
@olgakuchukov69814 жыл бұрын
I planted Spiranthes odoratus in my southern Vermont garden 2 weeks ago. Still blooming!
@gammayin32454 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing all your explorations - you are so appreciated!
@mdog864 жыл бұрын
I'm from Texas and had no idea we have a Grimes county in Texas lol. Shows how massive this state is.
@bustedkeaton4 жыл бұрын
Thanks from Travis County. I love our local plant life
@bustedkeaton4 жыл бұрын
Yaupon!! No it doesnt make you vomit, its a good native caffeine leaf. They sell em at farmers markets now for a premium, but theyre all over in landscaping too
@austintrousdale23974 жыл бұрын
Got some Yaupon tea in my pantry courtesy of World Market
@Sedna74 жыл бұрын
@@austintrousdale2397 Yup... I have some also. Cannot remember what rabbit hole got me there... But tasty effective tea!
@dooleyfussle86344 жыл бұрын
You drink enough of it and you will puke your guts out. It's definately an emitic. Ask the Choctaws!
@slaturwinters18282 жыл бұрын
if you cant harvest your own Yaupon, store bought is fine.
@spicyroads4 жыл бұрын
I hear paw paw trees can be found in far East Texas
@theMusiCandMedicinE4 жыл бұрын
If I had more money I'd buy everything Joey is selling to do my part in making sure he doesn't have to go back to working on the railroads. I need these videos.
@dingdingding40334 жыл бұрын
Fantastic channel
@PhosphorAlchemist4 жыл бұрын
Every time you said "Malibu beach house" my damaged language descrambler told me you were talking about a "mailable beach house." I shrugged and thought "well, you can buy anything enough money" before realizing what you really said. My brain's detour amused me.
@chezmoi424 жыл бұрын
The CC on YT is a real trip. Check out Learn Your Land's videos, it can't understand him half the time and comes up with a lot of x-rated stuff.
@k8eekatt4 жыл бұрын
Just watched Weird Fruit Explorer and you have a lot of fans following that channel as well. A collab would be amazing!
@pokedum67044 жыл бұрын
You should head to Brazoria county, Texas. We got a weird mix of wetlands, the Gulf of Mexico beaches and some prairie
@kind23114 жыл бұрын
got them alligator gar?
@pokedum67044 жыл бұрын
@@kind2311 oh yea I’ve hear we do. The last time I’ve seen one was in Missouri. We get a lot of salt water fish
@fuxan4 жыл бұрын
I've munched on yaupon...not as effective as steeping the young dried leaves in hot water. Real nice taste.
@jktriple_g_1294 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@cocomoejoe4 жыл бұрын
24:40-50 you missed a lizard on the bottom left of the yucca plant, he ran on one of the parts then skittered behind it shortly after. Big fan, would love to see some stuff from San Diego. Maybe an Easy county "ecology of piss and human degeneration" or something like that. Keep it up!
@montanablue79604 жыл бұрын
Hello from Montana!
@VraccasVII4 жыл бұрын
Excellent episode, true beauties this time
@calnative49044 жыл бұрын
Information ✅ humor ✅ entertaining ✅
@stevef.m.21884 жыл бұрын
Thanks Man
@FrumpyPumpkin3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the content.
@Lildoc9114 жыл бұрын
You gonna head to the big thicket?
@stephencoleman35784 жыл бұрын
I planted 250,000 loblolly pines there in east Texas. We planted the seedlings in the winter, so I didn't get to see much of the botany of the area.
@brianduncan57584 жыл бұрын
Hairy Ovaries name of the next band
@benwinkel4 жыл бұрын
Offending my shaven nut sack!
@Abalone.Baloney4 жыл бұрын
Love this channel so much! No one really goes into detail about North America botany except this channel. Keep up the great work, and for a video idea you should look at some plants in northern Florida in the pine Savannah ecosystems. Has a lot of beautiful aster species and has lots of signs of control burns which is kinda rare
@memomorph53754 жыл бұрын
New favorite episode!
@aaronrodgers80044 жыл бұрын
Best videos on youtube!!
@grandpasstonedagain57514 жыл бұрын
Did you wave as you passed my house👋 Love your channel and your accent killes me😂
@candyceparks4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this! ... lovin’ it! (myself a budding amateur botanist), thank you for inspirational videos. Thoroughly enjoy your descriptions, colorful language, sarcasmic commentary, and your charming interactions with wildlife. Keep it coming dear! I’ll share your channel with friends! Smiles
@illiachavez63694 жыл бұрын
Today I learned there's more native Passiflora to the states than just P incarnata. Love your videos, as always!
@Fishtory4 жыл бұрын
great episode! thank you!
@one51marquez704 жыл бұрын
MUCHAS GRACIAS From DFW
@craighoover14954 жыл бұрын
Waylon and Willie called, they would like a word with you.
@miguelitojones82524 жыл бұрын
Thank you. Now i know half of whats in the back forty. Gfy too
@dooleyfussle86344 жыл бұрын
Surprised to see an intact prairie anywhere in East Texas! My dad was from next door Polk county (Leukenbock is about 250 miles west in the Hill country!), and I've never seen a prairie there, just piney woods and thicket! Must have been a burn!
@ThomasSmith-os4zc2 жыл бұрын
You have to parch the leaves of Ilex Vomitaria to make tea. You can crush the leaves and berries of Wax Mertle and apply it will repellent bugs.
@jasonthomas27414 жыл бұрын
Shit yeah, I started recognizing things in the swamp region. Glad you made it to my climate zone! No telling how far back you filmed, but the red river wildlife refuge is astounding. Walter b jacobs memorial park in north caddo fucking kills. The kisatchie forest down there about alexandria louisiana? Also a banger
@lfrias784 жыл бұрын
You pegged that neck of the woods pretty good in some of your commentary! As always great to watch your videos and always great to see that your wandering around in our area. Speaking of loss of habitat they just confirmed a mountain lion sighting a good ways west of where your at in Rowlett, Tx. Hope it doesn’t get taken out by some douche bag.
@Mrhasquestions4 жыл бұрын
You were on Chicago tonight a few weeks ago on channel 11
@arnorrian14 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Lisianthus in its native range.
@3eezie4834 жыл бұрын
do i see a ruler tattooed on your finger? genius!
@416dl4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for plugging Russell's BBQ...I miss the hell outta 'em guys.
@ven50084 жыл бұрын
Such good content
@dougall49444 жыл бұрын
Damn, was that an Apios Americana at 15:55?
@troyclayton4 жыл бұрын
Ah, I replied without looking at the comments. I do believe you're right. edit: I didn't realize its range was so large.
@cerberaodollam2 жыл бұрын
Cute snek ☺️
@peterbathum27754 жыл бұрын
Bonus sonorousness
@elcomodo14 жыл бұрын
Yo time to roll one up
@abz8174 жыл бұрын
Word 👍
@IanPhillipsWildlife3 жыл бұрын
Just found this channel.. Amazing!
@SuperDaveP2704 жыл бұрын
So get this. I am from Wisconsin, have that nice Wisconsin accent, lived in Florida for 18 years but the South never put a dent in my accent. Then I start watching your videos, as you post them and binging the older ones I missed, and you are making my accent thicken and change a little. I mean, I always said "How bout dat" or "look at dat o'er der" but now it is a little thicker. Dude.. Oh well, worse things could happen.
@itlogo0o4 жыл бұрын
this is the guy who rescued the cayote pup right?
@Frank-dv4zu4 жыл бұрын
some solid dagos?
@Felix.Wingfield4 жыл бұрын
Solidago aka Goldenrod
@dooleyfussle86344 жыл бұрын
Robert Vines would be proud of you, son!
@blengravers4 жыл бұрын
Nice spider on the Gaillardia aestivalis.
@haecheverri354 жыл бұрын
GREAT!
@midesti4 жыл бұрын
Prehistoric folks had semi-domesticated Iva annua as a food source. Mary Adair at the University of Kansas has done a ton of work on it.
@Fishtory4 жыл бұрын
fibonacci would be proud by the composite flourettes
@raphlvlogs2714 жыл бұрын
the bald cypress is ecologically temperate deciduous mangrove.
@sylviacreamer36424 жыл бұрын
The forest in Cleveland Texas is positively gorgeous if you ever need a new place to explore.
@gloriarook7434 жыл бұрын
Please work your way over to Florida! Crazy people but some great flora to check out!
@bennyfactor3 жыл бұрын
Zorak really didn't wanna get picked up, huh?
@AlyxGlide3 жыл бұрын
Here for CPBBD turning the insanity up to 11
@FinalFina4 жыл бұрын
"not gunna mess with ya" he says to the snake before flashing us its genitals only a moment later
@Craigerry4 жыл бұрын
Surprised you don't mention your merch store often (or at all) because you have some really cool designs!
@Nhoj31neirbo474 жыл бұрын
I was hoping you’d wonder east to moister climes.
@findingdocweiser4 жыл бұрын
Greetings from onionland
@janinestokes48834 жыл бұрын
GOOD MORNING
@ikeekieeki4 жыл бұрын
the sketchy trailer reveal would make a great start to a found footage spook film
@helios84593 жыл бұрын
Hey man have you ever considered checking out the Oklahoma panhandle i feel like its a criminally underdocumented area
@kind23114 жыл бұрын
THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT
@fortunatusnine20124 жыл бұрын
Where or how did you learn botany ? Knowledge of this sort is hard enough to pronounce , not to mention the remembering and identification of plants .
@bencoyote45714 жыл бұрын
About that herbicided hyacinth: camped there one beautiful night and woke up in the ugly morning to the terrible sounds of a fan boat right next to my site, annoyed I got out of my tent to see some asshole pumping gallons of herbicide all over that hyacinth and shoreline like he’s giving water to a parched yard or something. Texas Parks and Wildlife doesn’t give a shit about the ecology they just want boats to be able cross the lake uninhibited
@charlesdeschampsdeboishebe96724 жыл бұрын
East Texas is like Southwest Louisiana except instead of extirpated the habitat is just severely threatened. Good luck finding a prairie in Louisiana where there once was 2 million acres of it
@thornyturtleranch4u4 жыл бұрын
What do you know about wetlands in sw la? I've discovered some tributaries north of lake Charles I might need to explore.
@charlesdeschampsdeboishebe96724 жыл бұрын
@@thornyturtleranch4u Only wetland I've ever been in is a cypress swamp (a cyprière) in the gallery forest along Bayou Plaquemine Brûlée, unless you count the whole prairie as a wetland since it's basically saturated all through the winter
@danielcrosby544 жыл бұрын
how are you not so much more popular i fucking love your videos
@no.77114 жыл бұрын
His channel grew pretty quickly. It's incredible that any botany channel could get this big. But I agree that this stuff needs to be even more popular.
@nicholas78104 жыл бұрын
Instead on mosquito eradication, genetically modify humans to be unappealing.
@dianah62544 жыл бұрын
To each other. Stop humanity.
@KingdomOfDimensions4 жыл бұрын
The mosquitos that parasitize humans are a tiny fraction of the mosquito population.
@jerickodoggo95954 жыл бұрын
@@KingdomOfDimensions Oh yeah well tell that to Florida. They be over there committing genocide.
@KingdomOfDimensions4 жыл бұрын
@@jerickodoggo9595 To put it another way, IIRC the /species/ that parasitize humans are a tiny fraction of the mosquito species. If we removed just those species there would still be up to 99% of both the mosquito species and total population remaining. Genetic efforts to control mosquito populations target individual or small numbers of species, not all mosquitos indiscriminately.
@ohnoajellyfish3 жыл бұрын
That's what the Karankawa natives from this area did. Slathered themselves in shark fat (and probably other things) to keep the mosquitos and other pests away.
@rosiecatbandit3 жыл бұрын
We so far haven't found any wild snakes yet since I've lived here in the UK for last 16 years (from Utah) We live near grassland and ancient woodland, so I'm probably not looking!
@luisloboff48394 жыл бұрын
Is there any other channels like this?
@ZakKohler4 жыл бұрын
No
@austintrousdale23974 жыл бұрын
Not-so-forgotten grasslands of the Southeast, eh? 🌾🌼
@pbtascpdebidebi69924 жыл бұрын
You probably get asked this a lot but did the coyote pup make it back to the wild??
@pbtascpdebidebi69924 жыл бұрын
@@no.7711 Well at least it didn't die alone. Thank you for doing what you did.
@cjhtx53013 жыл бұрын
Did you stop by Houston?
@raphlvlogs2714 жыл бұрын
are passiflora vines weedy natives?
@cbradiooo4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeeeeeah!
@GrassrootsHerbs3 жыл бұрын
An article about how Ilex vomitoria got its name (tldr: the brits trying to squash competition for the tea trade) www.atlasobscura.com/articles/what-is-yaupon-tea-cassina