from Wavy News: Science, Isn't It? (19-001)

[@riceymartin2203]

" something something space something" sums it up so well!

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

SaaS SaaS Something Something.

[@CaptainBlackBread]

I'm so glad we're finally doing something about the space spiders. I heard they're trying to build a world wide web.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Premium comment 👍✅😁

[@Finn-rf7vz]

I've heard it's already too late!

[@riceymartin2203]

badumtiss

[@swumbles]

*you're going searching on the internet*

[@nicklespale22]

They must be stopped at all costs >:(

[@Circuitssmith]

On a semi-serious note, branching out to other areas of news to mashup is a great idea.

[@Finn-rf7vz]

"Test subjects must have at least six scientists in their bed at all times." Kinky.

[@osuasheuatl]

Neil Breen told me the real danger was the skeletons. How dangerous are the spiders by comparison?

[@subzerobadass]

Followup question: how effective are government-developed bomb-ass beats in combatting the spiders in space?

[@MrJimbojamez]

Skeletons and spiders team up, we're doomed

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

Are the skeletons the ones that shot his wife? "AH! JEEZ"

[@antonsavosin75]

@@Jeremy.Bearemy it might have been technological technology

[@cybercoltz9054]

NoOO STAHP!!! DARGGHH!!

[@jackofallspades98]

oooooooh yeah the noisepuppet cinematic universe is expanding and I am here for it

[@phase623]

Yep knew I'd find you down here

[@Mike-os3pt]

Shall we call it the NCU or NPCU?

[@fzysknr]

To be honest, having six scientists in my bed has always been a fantasy of mine.

[@AchingScaphoid]

You had my interest up until you told me I'd be fighting space spiders.

[@Wavemaninawe]

But you will be fighting them with the power of Ass & Titties.

[@EpicB]

@@Wavemaninawe So we'll have to get naked to defeat the space spiders?

[@Wavemaninawe]

@@EpicB I suppose... at least during the training phase, since it involves having orgies with (at least) 6 European scientists. Of course, most guys cant bring much boobage to the fight. Which is unfortunate. Guess I better start working more on my pecs.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

@@EpicB yes.

[@ancilodon]

Who the hell was the one dislike, maybe a space scientist who couldn't fit in the bed?

[@antonsavosin75]

it was a space spider

[@raiverns9620]

this one has big cs188 vibes for some reason and im here for it

[@LimeyLassen]

It's the music

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

The science that sciences itself out of existence

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

Do the JoJ all over again

[@EpicB]

@@Jeremy.Bearemy Except HoH SiS went out of business, so there's no way to do it all over again, whatever JoJ needs to be done.

[@birdenthusiast5421]

Well shoot, now I want to make a poop from CBC's Quirks and Quarks. I never would have guessed that newscasts made such a great YTP medium, but once again Noisepuppet sets the bar high.

[@thekiss2083]

something something comments something

[@mysterioso2006]

*Category: Science and Technology*

[@thecianinator]

I wonder if these are the same giant space scientists that brought Uncle Phil back from the dead

[@MrJimbojamez]

An orgy with six scientists to battle the space spiders? I welcome our new spider overlords

[@bored_person]

So you don't want an orgy?

[@MrJimbojamez]

@@bored_person have you seen most scientists? not sexy

[@MrJimbojamez]

Spiders are sexy tho

[@bored_person]

@@MrJimbojamez True, but the narrator said that these specific scientists are.

[@bored_person]

@@MrJimbojamez most spiders are smaller than your genitals.

[@antonsavosin75]

you've reached perfection in sentence mixing

[@tsavorix2993]

Everyone should sign up for this test

[@DaMainman2]

Carnal service guarantees citizenship.

[@Mattteus]

Sex keeps away space spiders? Sounds good to me.

[@myatheplaysgames]

I love these sound bits they remind me a lot of the stuff I've heard on SubGenius podcasts over the years esp. Mr. F. LeMur's sound cutups. Very awesome keep up the good work.

[@chada75]

Same here. Lemur still contribute some clips from time to time.

[@confuseatronica]

hey cool there's some hour of slack / fernandenande leMur / PR News fans here, too. (waves)

[@christianvelez5608]

ITS HAPPENING! TAKE MY MONEY!

[@NotOrdinaryInGames]

Scientists have names for things.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

It's science, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it science? It's science, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it science? We fought, and she chose you, and she loved you, and she's goooone, It's wavy news, why can't I move on?

[@rcbinchicken]

this was a part of my feels I did not expect to be kicked in today, gg wp

[@saintdeora]

Please keep making wavy news segments these are amazing!!

[@mort3official404]

Yes, I think I would sign up for this test.

[@stephen7862]

Nice sentence mixing as always :)

[@MFXdump]

Nice! I’m volunteering for the European space program!

[@DefinitiveDubs]

Brought to you by Wow It's Made!

[@filipgrunseich8670]

Okay, I want to be a scientist now.

[@EpicB]

I'd sign up for this but I don't know if this will help fight the space spiders. 🕷️

[@handlesRdumb]

I miss wavy news

[@go_outside5511]

Whenever you start an experiment see if sexy euro scientist T and A will work first, curious to know if it did cure the space spider problem

[@connorbeith3232]

What do you mean by "subscriber-only"? Do you mean people who subscribe to the KZbin channel or is it for some other platform?

[@noisepuppet]

Connor Beith Freemium podcast thing with a free hour and then a bonus hour for patreon supporters. The subscriber segment would have exclusive features in it. This would fit in either segment. But most YTP type content used in the podcast would live on KZbin.

[@entropy7888]

Where do I sign

[@RetroKingOG]

My new vid coming out monday 😊

[@MorteMcAdaver]

Sign me up!

[@ouij]

Thientitht

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

thufferin' thuccotash