(FULL PATREON EPISODE) Jake and Amir Watch Fish Scroll & Butt Chugging

From time to time we will release a full Jake and Amir re-watch Patreon episode from / ja . Here's one from last year where we watch two scroll videos. NUMBER TEN, ENJOY IT AGAIN!

[@dregaus]

I love how they're analyzing their sketches like "this didn't have a proper story arc" when it's a skit about butt chugging

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

The Campbellian narrative tropes really peak in years 4-5, before the inevitable descent into freeform postmodernist butt-chugging.

[@James-oj8jk]

Yeah they’re over analyzing... butt chugging may be the funniest sketch in human history. I literally peed my pants i was laughing so hard on the first watch

[@VerendumGames]

Even good comedy sketches follow the same rules as any other story

[@VerendumGames]

@@cactusmalone I disagree strongly but don’t feel like arguing about it. All stories are circles.

[@FrancisR420]

@@VerendumGames oh f*** off Dan Harmon

[@noxXxnocti]

“You wizard. You warlock” is my favorite Jake and Amir line ever.

[@bencooke-nobackupdream9281]

Mine too!

[@lauridsen1381]

Same

[@felynecomrade]

You sorcerer.

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

An absolute arcane caster of a man.

[@lauridsen1381]

@@LazarusIsBackBaby A level 60 arcane mage with intellect gear of the highest calendar

[@FISHD0G747]

“I must have looked it up ... No way that I just would know that a penguin is a flightless bird” - Jake Hurwitz

[@hellomarjory]

he's fair, he's humble, he deserves a golden mic for this

[@ponderous_tomes]

and a father, a family man everyone

[@Keenanleg]

He’s really talented at doing what Amir tells him and that’s a good talent

[@stevenbrule5285]

They talked over one of my favorite lines, which is "I misspoke. You just said crustacean drool cube on purpose."

[@kade_silver]

Haha same, also when Amir calls penguins a fightless turd

[@Bobbleheads56]

I was just about to comment the same thing. That line had me in tears when i first heard it

[@JeremyHoffman]

Hopefully J&A will have a chance to acknowledge those great lines when they jump the carp by starting their next series, Jake and Amir Rewatch Jake and Amir.

[@Gvnrae]

It impresses me they made an entire new career reviewing their old career

[@ttdmax5711]

also head gum and if i were you show

[@Jytube231]

They've hosted a very successful podcast for the last 8+ years. So successful it launched an entire network.

[@audih0e]

Idk if you're doing a bit but this is not their new career

[@Gvnrae]

@@audih0e well they have an entire web series dedicated to reviewing Jake and Amir episodes

[@Gvnrae]

@@Jytube231 I know they have many ventures I’m a huge fan of theirs I’m in no way trying to discredit anything they’ve accomplished

[@ericwallhj]

I use the phrase crustaceous drool cube surprisingly often

[@AndiBraun93]

same

[@KungFuFarting]

“You wizard, you warlock” was my biggest laugh in the whole series

[@jg613887]

The only one I like more is "who the fuck is rotem?"

[@lidoeg2]

I know Amir gets the showier part in the old vids but MAN Jake just KILLS as the straight man in these, like he's got this perfect energy to his delivery where he never comes off like as much of a killjoy as he might? always playing along JUST enough to keep the energy going

[@shadowfall2011]

Yea. Well said I completely agree. Didn't realize but yes he definitely skates this thin line of killjoy and just as demented as Amir. Their cute little web series is a comedy classic. It's got so many perfect elements.

[@JeremyHoffman]

"Is there a right way to funnel? Because if there is, I bet you don't know it" and "I mean that's self mutilation bud" walk the line perfectly

[@theramo0]

They glossed over one of my favorite lines from fish scroll. Jake:It’s a flightless bird Amir: It’s a fightless turd

[@gregjames9930]

Jake and Amir shaped my sense of humour in my formative years and now I don’t have any friends.

[@seanA416]

Aww

[@jbd332]

My mom says she won't ever date anyone again that doesn't find these two as funny as her and I do. A good standard for sure.

[@mosquitopyjamas9048]

Same. Loser.

[@hannahs1683]

😂 Hey same- I have to reference videos I haven’t seen in years

[@Glenarzo]

Every few months I think about the "stick a capri straw down your urethra, with a reverse piss you can't miss" line. A little disappointed they didn't give it much love hahaha.

[@bobxyzp]

I’m sad they didn’t talk about “Take a Capri Sun Straw and stick it in your ureth-ra”. Probably the most outrageous rhyme in all of J&A

[@elendiel]

That's self-mutilation, bud :( :D

[@paul_warner]

Amir reaches into his pocket Me: A SCROLL??! Pulls out his phone 😒

[@TheAbigailDee]

I've watched the episode countless times, watched this video on Patreon countless times, and now I'm back to watch again! Just love the original series and this whole series!

[@MrTemo27]

“You wizard, you warlock”

[@bryanjess4552]

One of my favorite J&A quotes of all time.

[@roachdoggjr722]

I'm surprised they basically skipped over that part in this video

[@HippyKingJesus420]

Drunker, better, faster, stronger. Been saying that since I first watched this video lmao.

[@non_brewed_condiment]

A fish scroll for this male troll makes all the ladies say "thank god for birth control!" I played spin the bottle with my great aunt at a bowling party.

[@alexkennedy_nba]

Their Patreon is absolutely worth it! They do videos like this every week, plus there’s bonus podcast episodes, animated shorts and more! I highly recommend it!

[@0axel078]

Pretty sure these scroll videos invented that glorious long-running Jake & Amir joke format that evolved and carried on into the Headgum era that goes: A [rhyme A] [rhyme B] for this [rhyme A] [rhyme B] makes/gets/has/etc. the ladies go/etc. [rhyme A] [rhyme B]. (awkward pause) I [past tense verb] my [relation] at/in [location]. The comments on many Headgum sketch videos are littered with fans doing their own sometimes hilarious versions.

[@alextripp406]

No these are from the insecure Jake episodes!

[@0axel078]

@@alextripp406 Well, Amir kind of does it in one of the episodes in this video. What’s the first instance of insecure Jake?

[@alextripp406]

@@0axel078 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGPHn3h3mLWae6s this is the first example I can find where they use that format!

[@0axel078]

@@alextripp406 Looks like that might be the case! When Jake does it there, it sounds like he’s trying it out for the first time.

[@JaxonBurn]

Definitely an insecure Jake thing- love it!

[@kylera2190]

Being completely sincere, when my friend and I were seniors in high school, we entered a slam poetry competition in which we listed things off we enjoyed about the school. It was completely inspired by these scroll episodes, and I played the Jake to my friend’s Amir. Very funny that Jake described these episodes like writing slam poetry!

[@WarIsOver25]

This is really good patreon content. Also, the fish scroll is the best Jake and Amir video

[@jesusthroughmary]

Thank you so much for doing this episode. Scrolls are the GOAT episodes.

[@Bobbleheads56]

“Is that what you do with tictacs?” “Ye!” Jakes absolute disbelief and amirs confidence make me laugh every time

[@MaraudingManiac]

I like the idea that the only thing the scroll ever said was "this pencil is no fun" and he literally just freestyled the whole thing except for the pencil bit.

[@DuelistRL]

Ugh I can't thank you guys enough for not only requiring your series but bringing at back AND telling us tons about the show. You guys are forever the funniest duo on this website.

[@synthetic240]

I think the funniest part of the fish scroll is that it didn't even occur to those boys to just snap the pencil in half so it looks like it's going into him and won't want to fall out so fast.

[@creepycassette]

I quote jake and amir to all my friends who dont watch jake and amir and you wanna know what happened to all my friends? THEY FRIKKIN MOVED

[@kamedian1260]

LOL

[@ursamellis264]

Pleased that I can still consistently quote from J&A episodes. This is probably my biggest success in life 👑

[@sarahhanson5864]

Amir is wearing an almost identical shirt as in the video lol

[@CrazyCatMan13]

Fish Scroll is actually my favorite episode of Jake and Amir.

[@alexbram2064]

Mine too.

[@mcmuffincakes]

Yeah it's easily top 5 for me

[@SimianOne]

Definitely a Grey episode

[@bryanjess4552]

Some would say it's amber.

[@FrancisR420]

It's hilarious when it changes to a soup scroll Midway through.

[@hopawaylittlebunny]

Hell yessss, Butt Chugging is literally my favorite episode of J&A

[@gravestac]

Mine too! lol

[@mickomoo]

The original number one item on butt chugging is maybe a reference to the 4th of July scroll ep? Amir ends it by saying something wholesome (I think it was “have fun in the sun”) after talking about bribing a judge to get off of murder charges.

[@EliasGitterman]

"THIS PENCIL IS NO FUN" HAS ME ROLLING XD

[@KCJB22291]

God I remember always being so excited about the new Jake and Amir episodes

[@ARhodeHouse]

I always loved number five of butt chugging because it reveals that even though he is usually in protest, Jake actually is an enabler for Amir's shenanigans.

[@SimianOne]

Why did I get so distracted with the Squirrel in the back at 17:15

[@sadiegray3032]

Ohhhh that’s a squirrel. I got confused I thought that was a second Amir

[@saulo2264]

That's Amir's father. Look at those spindly little legs

[@alxjones]

What I like about the final #1 from Butt Chugging is that it's a call back to one of the throwaway items from the first scroll, top 10 beers to chug.

[@KayaDeus]

So glad these guys are back in my life _Twas a dream_

[@beautedejoanna]

Butt chugging was my favourite video of all time I literally can repeat word for word the number 1 on the list from memory.

[@surfyswag]

Damn j&a really sleeping on butt chugging, that's one of my favorite episodes. It's interesting to see their perspective compared to the fans'

[@Keepsake66]

Thanksgiving scroll i think is my favorite scroll episode. The inclusion of Dave beating the shit out of Amir, coupled with just how fed up jake is with the scrolls amir comes up with is perfection!

[@mcmairs11]

Idk about you guys but it seemed obvious to me that Jake won the Golden Mic Award this patreon episode...

[@jesuisahmedn]

I'd definitely give Amir the turdy this time for trying to give the episodes a lower rating than Jake

[@user84074]

The forced puns are my favorite part. 🤣 Bad rhyme? Nah, bad *poo*.

[@idetestyellow]

That squirrel looking for his chipmunk friend, frolicking in the background at 17:15.

[@MissyFaye]

Haha I was looking for this comment xD

[@WisperedShouts]

I hope we get jake and amir watxh jake and amir watch jake and amir in 20 years. Can't wait

[@Hashslingingslasher-]

If jake hasnt had his wedding yet ... Streeter knows what to do.

[@Varooooooom]

He got married a few years ago lol

[@Hashslingingslasher-]

@@Varooooooom damnit!

[@peachforce]

Fantastic Patreon content; can't wait to subscribe and love seeing these free glimpses. I would also say that these are two of my favorites; the scroll format allowed for a lot of surprises.

[@Cov503]

Please release more new episodes of Jake and Amir now that you have the right to it. It was my fav college humour series of all time!

[@gravestac]

TLDR: I think $5 to watch as much of their content as you can in a month when you can afford it is worth it. Cancel when you can't afford it They've been releasing them on Patreon. It's $5 a month if you're able to afford it. But if you can't, you could spend $5 to watch what they have uploaded to their patreon within a month's timeframe, then cancel before the month is up. Hope this helps you watch all the content they've already uploaded. I've got to end my subscription to them as well, but have watched most of their "J&A Watch" series. They also have a podcast and some other patreon exclusive content.

[@cmstair]

Butt chugging is literally the first Jake and Amir video I show people who have never heard of you.

[@gravestac]

It's my favorite too. First time I watched it, I couldn't stop laughing the entire hour I played it on repeat XD

[@Messiman14]

@@gravestac Me too, and I proceeded to watch it every day after high school for like 3 months xD

[@couragecoachsam]

A scroll of sorts. A parchment of jorts

[@AnthonyRecenello]

Butt Chugging is my #1 forever

[@TryHardProductions1]

Jake doesn't know that a penguin is a flightless bird?

[@funkychilldude]

Jake said he wouldn’t know off the top of his head that a penguin was a bird. Everyone knows that!

[@Kenzaaa123]

“My favorite to write because it’s basically slam poetry.” Is this where Hardwon’s slam poet arc came from?? 😂😂😂

[@roryconroy9669]

Butt chugging was the first Jake and amir vid I every watched and it broke me.

[@gregkrazanski]

whoa.... pretty sure alex moffat used that "zinfandel for this infandel" style cadence for "guy who just bought a boat" on snl

[@johnharter]

7 years later, and Amir is still wearing the exact same shirt. (and yeah, you'll say "no thats a slightly different shade of blue" - no, look at the difference in skin tone too, it's the same shirt.)

[@jackhentschel2223]

Didn’t Rodrigo O! write “drivers license”?

[@SeraphsWitness]

It pains me that they were talking over "Crustacean Drool Cube", which is a line I think about way too often.

[@JakeGrantLetsPlay]

There’s actually a lost Jake and amir called hot box that this video reminded me of when you guys were talking about the hot box bit from live shows. It’s not on your channel and wasn’t on CH but it’s pretty easy to find re uploads. It’s not brilliant or anything but it’s got some pretty funny lines

[@brucewayne2184]

A free full episode...? I deserve so much more...than THIS! This is your big idea for free content?

[@FrancisR420]

Literally I was just looking up full episodes of the show having watched all of the ones they have available and then they post this, and then instead of watching it right away I wait two f****** weeks

[@CourtZilligen]

I love fish scroll bc amir knew hed have a pencil in his throat. It also reminds me of Thanksgiving scroll where rosie kills him

[@rusticgiraffe4262]

...they could have broken the pencil in half to make it look like it had gone further into his throat

[@fanmail32]

Rodrigo OH is a joke I still think about once a week to this day

[@KingKong-rw4ew]

Fun fact Amir never changed his shirt from when they made this skit

[@kirbylover37]

Or his khakis

[@kamedian1260]

1:30 - 1:52 FUNNIEST PART LMAOOOO JAKE

[@elendiel]

17:23 squirrel in the background. I wonder if it's Amir's relative

[@MsBecky1989]

Butt Chugging is an iconic episode 🐟

[@nkpoll]

Squirrel in the back at 17:20 !

[@JesseGuo]

Jake and Amir episodes TIER LIST

[@Maazin5]

I love how they make a comment about the video right before the video makes the same comment.

[@gbird.]

Glad this is available for us :o

[@jasonmurdoc9533]

The hypocritic oath says do no harm, but in Amir’s case he could be preventing harm.

[@guitarmichael]

could have cut the pencil in half so it would be lighter and appear to be a deeper injury.

[@mysidianbard5890]

Oh my Cod! Is a resturant out here lol.

[@wizardsplease7076]

17:15 bad squirrel? nah, bad you!

[@mystery_1155]

LMFAO "THAT'S SELF-MUTILATION, BUD" WAS MY FLAIR ON THE JAKE AND AMIR SUBREDDIT BACK IN THOSE DAYS! I FEEL LIKE YOU LOWKEY MENTIONED ME IN A VIDEO WHEN AMIR SAID "ALL CAPS, ALL THE TIME, BABY! UPVOTE!!!" I WAS PRETTY KNOWN FOR TYPING IN ONLY CAPS LMFAO

[@frischey]

No one thought of breaking the pencil in half before glueing it on lol

[@fyukfy2366]

4th of July scroll will forever be the goat listicle of sorts

[@jlizamavera]

They love each other. It is a great Bromance😍

[@timbannet6411]

Raise your hand if you can recite the butt chugging scroll.

[@SteveCowlishaw]

I think you should do Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir watching Jake and Amir :D lol

[@Ninjujitsu]

when are you guys gonna do Jake and Amir Watch Jake and Amir Watch Jake and Amir?

[@evanbyer3922]

My favourite scroll was my best man's speech at my wedding.

[@JamesJon1187]

Honestly, I like the randomness of butt chugging. Random lack of rhyme, jake not sticking to on focus...

[@jakelinder4148]

I’d be fine with you doing a commentary on all scroll videos. So much fun

[@SSSLUGS]

endlessly impressed by ur humor.

[@lj-iv5rx]

The why are you here? And why have you watched enough of them to be “endlessly unimpressed”?

[@Gilliannicolasbigfan]

I think there’s a clip in a blooper where Jake joking says “you have a scroll” and they laugh.. I feel like that must’ve been the beginning, but I don’t remember which outtake/blooper it was!

[@KaiaToon]

17:14 the squirrel in the background

[@gfxlab]

I wouldn’t mind a pandemic scroll lol

[@cuzzotrillo5305]

So glad I found this

[@stokednsmoked]

this is fucking awesome like this is fucking awesome, so ill

[@bromosome8049]

It's ace

[@haveagooddaypod]

love this series, and love jake and ameesh

[@pitlempens1741]

17:20 SQUIRREL!

[@danny6256]

How would you not know what a penguin is haha.

[@featherbird666]

when i was in high school i would submit my notes and bibliography for modern history assignments on scrolls which were about 6 feet long depending on how much research i'd done. it truly is the funniest way of presenting information.

[@featherbird666]

@math baby my modern history class was a) really small, like i wanna say that in grade 12 if there was one less person in the class it would've been cancelled, and b) a really funny group of people who were constantly doing bits, and the teacher was a cool lady too, so she was pretty amused by it

[@tundrastreaming]

Too bad they were talking all the way through the butt chugging episode. They missed all of the great lines. Shoulda paused it Shmuel!

[@markyarger5508]

Hotbox is the best scroll! My top 3 episode for sure

[@jackdigiandomenico913]

Thanks guys

[@AloeVerafied]

Y’all talked over “Okay I misspoke, you just said crustacean drool cube on purpose” which is my favorite line 💀