Beans are the New NFTs - Board Game Show

Germany has had some bad luck in the past, but I bet that if this whole board game thing doesn't work out they've got at least one or two more genocidal world wars in them.
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[@zorlab]

Big ups to the editor of this ep. The overlays were real helpful :D

[@scumbagel8518]

I could tell it was Charlotte because of the Witcher sound effect.

[@miauchanto]

@@scumbagel8518 And the Untitled Goose Game honk. And also because she said she edited this video on a recent podcast

[@Keggerstein]

Armando giving off mad “child dressed up as a cowboy” vibes in this episode. Love it.

[@xGrundisx]

Real big Manuel Devaux vibes

[@sedatedsparrow4164]

If you skip the part about the rules, this is basically just a 54 minute podcast about beans.

[@michael_bullard]

“Hey, lemme get that stink” Armando Torres, 2022

[@noahspencer720]

These recent board as hell episodes have been the cream of the crop, I especially loved this episode!

[@aaronwallis5545]

bean of the crop

[@bearded_snorlax]

I can tell Charlotte edited this from the Witcher 3 quest sound. She loves that shit

[@miauchanto]

And the Untitled Goose Game honk. And also because she said she edited this video on a recent podcast

[@Flashjackmak]

When Charlotte was explaining the game's mechanics at the start it was giving me some solid Cones Of Dunshire energy. Very fun game to watch, but I'd be lying if I said I understood what the hell was happening with the bean-economy.

[@Aperiianuam]

"Now, the object is to accumulate beans. Four beans wins, but in order to get a bean, you have to build a civilization. The other amazing thing is the challenge play. Actually, let me tell you more about the trivia cards, 'cause you're gonna need to know about roadblocks first. Nah, never mind. The thing about the challenge play is that it's basically the game...in reverse. Then you roll three dice to see how many dice you roll with. Oh, 16. Perfect, lots of choices. Okay, each turn goes: Roll, buy, action. I mean, obviously, this would be much taller in the real game. But the corporal can veto. This should be green too. How did this happen? Are the beans a metaphor? Well, yes and no." - Charlotte

[@bearded_snorlax]

@@Aperiianuam "You forgot the essence of the game. It's about...the beans."

[@Kunome]

Excited for this after they talked about it on the podcast!

[@redsands1001]

Paused podcast to watch this

[@midget_spinner8449]

!

[@XDieKillDieX]

Almost an hour's worth of a game about beans and not even a single joke about "flicking the bean"?

[@Levi-ib7ty]

I feel like they often got so focused on trying to figure out what to do that they missed the opportunity for jokes.

[@mkohanek]

well, at 36:47 Lindsey tried to put her own bean on the table in response to James asking for a stink bean... so that's gross. Either that, or a very unfortunately timed comment about a dropped card

[@hamder]

That tiny hat looks comically large on tiny Armando

[@y2khookimaw587]

they're using forced perspective to make armando to look bigger, even hes the smallest member of the funhaus crew

[@guhrizzlybaire]

Was just going to say.....that's some movie magic

[@aegresen]

Weta Studios couldn't do a better job

[@vaderwalks]

Poor Mando, his short little arms can't even reach the middle of the table.

[@hughjaneous4209]

"This is a meme stalk" didnt get the recognition it deserved

[@mattpatty9]

For the editor on this one, the little card slap sound is amazing to know when a card is being played! (I hear a Witcher sound, maybe Charlotte??) 🙏🙏 Might just have to get me some beeeeeans and a tractor myself, ya hear!?

[@miauchanto]

It was Charlotte, she said she edited this video on a recent podcast

[@MightyBuzz1]

I like the forced perspective trick you used to make Armando appear bigger than everyone. Peter Jackson level.

[@nestormartinez1593]

I remember the first time I played this game. It was so much fun, it became a staple of our game night

[@ianwhitehurst1716]

Grew up playing this game, psyched to see yall play it!

[@aegresen]

Simple but surprisingly fun game; the cast was on top form as well.

[@bensterious]

AS THE RULES DICTATE!

[@chantel794]

I watched the whole time thinking Armando was losing but look at Bean God

[@barducapepper4063]

I love how every time a cocoa bean is played, it’s a spiritual event.

[@BingoClamshell]

I didn't understand the rules, but I'm glad we all had fun!

[@SoftSemtex]

this game gets insanely loud when theres booze involved

[@orijimi]

And here I thought it wasn't possible for videos to mention beans more frequently than Torque Test Channel videos.

[@ylangylang3]

Manual page 4, section 2, subsection 2nd bean states, “The active player may trade/donate the two face up cards and/or cards from his hand.” As restitution for this violation, please make additional bonanza content.

[@anshuvio2]

Agreed. This sort of oversight cannot go unpunished unless we get more of Bonanza gameplays

[@Netsuj151]

THANK YOU! It is a very important distinction.

[@zychtf]

Oh my god I've been playing bohnanza for a decade and this gave me a panic attack when Charlotte said it. Have I been teaching it wrong to everyone since 2012? Thankfully, no, it is the youtubers who are wrong. Come on Charlotte!

[@seanlautato7657]

I think I’m in love with James don’t tell him

[@aslonz5308]

Hey James this guy says he is love with you.

[@aslonz5308]

@James Iron ok I won't tell her.

[@bzipoli]

Omar telling people he got tuberculosis was the best bit

[@santiagob1519]

I was introduced to this game years ago and it immediately became one of my favorite card games. I'm glad you guys are playing it and that others will learn about it. My group also uses the term "future consideration" lol

[@Kunome]

12 minutes in and the word ‘bean’ has lost all meaning

[@grizzly900]

This was really fun! I think that if it is your turn you can trade from the 2 revealed cards AND also your hand. I guess just using your revealed 2 beans like you did could be considered an interesting variant :)

[@tvanddy]

Love Bohnanza. It’s counterintuitive at first but it’s a really unique and fun game.

[@Thetiredsanta]

Either I missed it or there's NO COFFEE BEAN IN THE DECK! That's a crime somewhere I'm sure.

[@Netsuj151]

Yeah I noticed that! I wonder why?? Maybe to shorten the game a little since there's less cards in the deck.

[@zychtf]

With different player counts you take out certain beans. With four or five players you take out coffee beans.

[@Tetragrammaton22]

Coffee beans aren't actually beans. They're seeds.

[@ijust96]

Why does my brain keep thinking Armando is in a wheel chair with that bike behind him

[@BrilliantBenGaming]

James does exude a lot of Bean Daddy energy

[@nate_train]

I love these board game shows and I also loved the first episode of Must be Dice. Can't wait for episode 2. Its nice to just have this on and watch if doing something else like work or a home project.

[@JonnBoy17]

I heard that “I declare bean-kruptcy!” joke, Charlotte. You’re valid, and I appreciated it.

[@bredchaete]

Just want to say how much I appreciate the overlay showing what's happening instead of camera zooms! I love seeing the faces!

[@gordonfreeman1396]

Why do people say this crap? It has big "you're one of the good ones" energy. Did you think Charlotte would read this and be charmed? It's straight up rude for no reason

[@acouragefann]

Usually not big on Charlotte's comedic style (great editing skills though), but her synergy especially with Armando was on point in this.

[@theodorewiesneski]

You are telling me nobody thought of Beananza

[@brodiator]

Charlotte doing the “never let them know your next move” on Armando at 23 mins lol

[@martiningebrigtsen9759]

I got all four cocoa beans once. It was glorious.

[@Jaydizzle04]

7:57 - Since Looking's considered a Crime now, it's time for the Next Best Thing: *BRIBERY*

[@bigsky14]

Watching Charlotte and Patrick together has grown increasingly uncomfortable. Like viewing an exposed brain during surgery. They're all writhing blood vessels twined together now. Soon they will become the ur-Charick and the sun will shine in reverse for the end of days came on a butter bean.

[@alexbiersner3350]

Charlotte was hyping this up in the last podcast and now im excited as hell to watch

[@sublunacyy]

as a mexican i appreciate the acknowledgment in the beginning of the episode. thank you james

[@parkerdolson2157]

Man I had no clue Armando was winning that whole time haha. It seemed like he was missing out on deals

[@simarbeer]

29:13 Armando cheated on the same rule he called Lindsey out for.

[@GC-ps9mn]

I'm only 5 minutes in and I'm calling it now: by the end of this episode I will understand even less of how this game is supposed to be played.

[@enrkm85]

Armondo forgetting, HE owes James the beans

[@suakeli]

Whoever drew the background bean is a real human bean and a real hero

[@Stile4aly]

35:50 they missed an opportunity for "This sh*t is bean-nanas."

[@Electricdynamite]

this was so oddly enthralling

[@jerbear0131]

Armando so true! Once you use your long arms, you never stop using them!

[@tylerwerner7847]

For though they may be parted, there is still a chance that they will see There will be an answer, let it bean

[@zorlab]

Bean has lost all meaning and I love it.

[@WillSullivan23]

James pulling an Exodia with that cocoa bean maneuver. What a move!

[@lucadunstan3220]

"I think I gotta mmm, I think I gotta ahh, I think I gotta shit"

[@jasonhunter2819]

Wait...Mando was born in 96 and didn't he say his dad was 15 when he was born? fuck...I'm older than Mando's dad...

[@ashleyash6079]

You know I don’t know exactly what was going on cause I half-assed payed attention. But I liked it looked complicated but interesting. Also charlotte looked really cute.

[@disky01]

I need a count of how many times the word bean was uttered in this video. Also, "gimme the stink".

[@Emperor-kong]

Blue bean baby Country lady Seamstress for the farming

[@cameronliterally]

Me for half the video: Why is Armando in a wheelchair???

[@Uncle_T]

Bohnanza is a great, fun game, I recommend it. ;)

[@DrMaiXiang]

...I have absolutely no idea what is going on.

[@perfectzell3489]

This bean talk was real relaxing

[@psychshift]

Tis a fine boardgame but its no barn.

[@SirValoso]

I love all the german bean puns that don't quite work the same way in the english version

[@snakethefox9586]

Would totally watch another video of this

[@SunnyOst]

You have to invest in the third field as soon as you can, then there is enough time for it to pay off

[@mlifecool]

22:57 "she bean had it"

[@ChubbyBones]

No one buying a third field until being in the second round was driving me crazy. You gotta invest as early as possible!

[@jacobbenson8722]

I heard the noise - you can tell that Charlotte edited it, lol

[@TheAnnoyingThing1915]

charlotte i'm paying attention to ur bean rules queen!

[@maxfitzgerald2728]

BEAN GAME!!!!

[@anonamarth4291]

Man, James's yo soy joke...

[@jamesrivas1315]

Hopefully they make another bean video, this was top level bean farmin’

[@myfilms999]

Impressive. Very nice

[@TheEd141]

James is the real winner. All 4 cocoa beans!!!!

[@nasdaquez]

James and the quest for some coco.

[@eyecontactleadsto]

I Believe in Cocoa Bean Supremacy

[@SolidDoge]

I see Charlotte's wearing her eating shirt.

[@BrilliantBenGaming]

you had me at BEANS

[@brick1717]

loved this game but i remember how confused my friends and i were lol

[@kevinkorenke3569]

Love seeing Armando being a gaucho.

[@loodlebop]

Loving the whiteboard art for these games

[@camrenhohn3704]

I think I just discovered I have a lil OCD because when he didn’t finish the beans beans song I got angry.

[@snakethefox9586]

meme stalk was underappreciated as fuck btw

[@TheRumpletiltskin]

I'm like 15 minutes in and I still don't understand how this game works. Googled instructions, now I understand.

[@hankeythedankey2541]

Who is drawing on the whiteboards? I love it!

[@lexingdevil]

beans for the beans god

[@changeDAmange]

Armando as the thumbnail of the bean video?? Interesting

[@STormnNormn2027]

I love this game.

[@Phuc_Pham]

This one is pretty good

[@hamerthyme7810]

Please please please put the name of the game you’re playing in the title. It’s really tough to find favourites to share

[@LadyBoyToby]

Anyone remember the game who dropped the beans

[@Markle.]

Bees?

[@CNGboyevil]

Somebody needs to tell Rhett at #GoodMythicalMorning about this

[@adoredpariah]

The fastest bohn in all of Germany. That’s all I got and I’m very confused.

[@bradwohdk]

B is for bean...?

[@davdidit6]

The Soy Bean conglomerate just put a hit out on Armando

[@akbmfm]

Armando, the minority jokes schtick guy strikes again!