Funniest Military Fails... Part 14

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[@fire-is-fun]

That first one is like "Johnson, fire a warning shot." "Sir, I have an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher."

[@Polish_Gopnik]

I mean you know the first one could be a dud

[@Vietree]

Ah potato potato just fire it Patterson

[@BRITISHFURY_1664]

"As i said...fire...the...weapon.....b*tch"

[@thegenericanimator1791]

*Kathunk*

[@allu6244]

”Ah, potato, potato, just fire it Patterson”

[@felixbaiker5925]

The one with the Sikh and the Latino fella made my day. They look like good fun.

[@FamineWolf]

"Getting paid to be a problem is hot" - the only quote from Nikko needed to get someone to enlist 😂😂😂

[@Ton-rs9tg]

"Oh, getting paid to be a problem is tight!" -pitch meeting

[@desertdust8255]

"Damn they running the one time they got out the chair" 🤣🤣 Surprised AF could actually run for that long. Must be a new recruit hasn't gotten sedentary yet.

[@jasch5027]

"Small ones have aggression problems, good to have 'em behind belt-fed weapon system" I LOST BROTHER

[@MarsupialMason]

0:25 best joke you have ever made😂😂😂😂

[@BrightthoughtsE]

A vet here... not from the US or even NATO but i tell you man the humor transends.. Nikko you the best!!

[@monoO733]

"MP stands for not playin" killed me :DD

[@StevesSimStation]

Im an Army vet and still ask for discounts... have you seen the inflation lately!??! Oakley has amazing discounts for veterans. I earned that discount.

[@Go2scout]

"have you seen the inflation lately!??! Oakley has amazing discounts for veterans." Those are not in the same paragraph. You can't talk about inflation and buying $100 shades.💀

[@StevesSimStation]

@@Go2scout What can I say... I make good money and also know how to save money to every once in a while splurge.

[@Ryeahman18]

@@Go2scoutso you wouldn’t want to save money with a discount ?💀

[@Go2scout]

​@@Ryeahman18😂 I'm just saying who has that kinda money to spend on shades right now. I used too and even have a pair. But this economy is a drag.

[@Ryeahman18]

@@Go2scout true , One day we are gonna have to do chick fil a monthly payments on meals with these prices 😂

[@missourihunters]

not the LS motor in the humvee 😂

[@ianbuckley1973]

Military was straight college vibes when I enlisted in 06 got a sign on bonus, went to Germany for my first duty station and every single new body got a bonus. Plus being Airborne on a leg installation. My God the shit show that ensued

[@Sword_Guy_ALT]

Where in Germany was the base at?

[@CMZballofficial_15EAGLE]

0:28 High value target had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@davestew2223]

I'm 6'1-- 6'4 (depending on what gas station I am leaving) and packed the 60 and 249 and absolutely loved it.

[@zcvxs]

Soo thankful nikko is on youtube...always makes any day better Gotta love nikko

[@n2ocharged]

10:08 "Clippers? Like something you need on your head right now?" 🤣

[@Irate_Beau]

nahhh the camouflage turban goes hard

[@jamescfinch]

“Sir the enemy is in “that direction”” “ Roger removing that direction” had me on my butt laughing

[@KitannaEaston-xf7wn]

Damn, bro doesn’t even have to pay for landscaping with that gun 💀

[@tristanschroeder1550]

Remember those times when you’d fight the guy your girl was cheating with… we got some brains now, it’s her fault😂

[@official_commanderhale965]

Me at 5’4 carrying the 240 and 249 when I was a PFC.💀

[@GreenFnIcey]

Nikko I'm 14 and I want to be a marine and you really inspire me and help me on my journey so thank you very much

[@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish]

1:00 clearly they have the short guy carry it so you can say, "Say hello to my little friend!"

[@TheOtherSammy]

8:03 call the cops on em

[@Bird_Enforcement]

7:25 The head was so good he didn't know where she picked him up from

[@alexlowery9583]

"MP stands for not playin"..."well we found the marine" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Canesbread]

God I love the overly expensive us military budget

[@theweirdkid2.061]

Real

[@glfagle-grindle7754]

It is why we don't have free healthcare we're so invested in removing others health care we learned to ignore our own

[@BRITISHFURY_1664]

​@@glfagle-grindle7754🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

[@bandgeekforlife406]

@@glfagle-grindle7754 We have great UNhealthcare for our enemies!

[@a_spoon2822]

amen

[@Mohammadrasol-tw7gs]

Bro i broke up with my girl like yesterday and i was on my downfall she got a new man after we broke up but nikko always makes me smile im glad to have nikko

[@Talon18136]

I’m 5’9” and I was the saw gunner 😂

[@KW-ts6kf]

Jesus Christ that goth dating the marine comment got me 💀💀💀💀

[@ringzorj7258]

I can tell nico got rekt as pvt because he said its going to be hell during the day but at night its a party.

[@PaulM-d7k]

I'm 6'4 and I carried the M60 for my squad.

[@zachlovell4584]

at 7:23 at least he told the guy to cover his face showed the guy the respect prolly didn't know the girl had a boyfriend so the boyfriend just elt him get out without ruining his life by recording his face in the situation

[@zachlovell4584]

wife ik

[@GorillaDoesGaming]

His dog in the background is so cute

[@stevenmarxs374]

San Angelo Tx is famous now lol. Good fellow AF Base is on the Niko map now

[@ElectroNicko_]

1:31 you can genuinely see the sheer power behind that smack

[@mrgoatbeard]

yeah was 5'7" 120lbs...I had the 249 the entire deployment. Left AFG at 155 and able to go full bore standing and I was a POG.

[@AlexMartinez-ts4mk]

I'm such a cheap bastard that I still ask for a veteran discount from places I know I'll get it 😆 🤣

[@vianeybautista6992]

I love these videos

[@HamAddiction]

The isv looks like a warthog from halo. Good to know us Canadians will finally be space marines lmao

[@KeithOlson]

[0:50] The shorter dudes should carry the 240's because they make the best bipods. :grin:

[@HermanTheGermann]

"mp stands for not playin" is the most marine thing I have heard

[@YoutubeKing2772]

Spray and pray Works everytime

[@RickCarroll-j5n]

Nikko Ortiz and psr upload in the same day yes and yes

[@EarthPoweredHippie]

I got pulled over at Meijer by Wright Patt AFB i was like 21-22 i was PLASTERED, drunk on xans and methadone. My buddy had to keep waking me up cuz i would pass out driving. I cussed the MP out, up 1 side and down the other while my buddy punched me from the passenger seat. I didnt get a ticket or anything because i made it to Meijer parking lot and they said simce it was pvt property that the decision was up to Meijer. They didnt press any charges and we just had to have someone come pick us up. 😂😂😂

[@mayone414]

Fkn awsome 😂😂😂😂😂😂 keep it up nikko!!!!

[@ryanclark9686]

Look Niko… I’m the first white guy in the army to get a shaving profile full stop. Got to rock the man fuzz in JRTC

[@christophertowne7494]

My deployment knife is more like a machete. It’s called a kukri look it up

[@friedrich2.615]

i remember when we were preparing to go to the field. The squad leader called everyone together to give us our duties like who is carriing the radio or who is mg 1 and 2. He looked at me(1.67m), got an evil grinn and pointing at me said "you are gonna be mg1". An in my head i just though one thing: "f... me"

[@MilehighDarkHorse]

I was a 0311-0331 and I am 7'01" tall. I operated the 240B!! The tallest guy in pendleton!

[@BadBoybBubby]

Humvee had a phat ls engine in it 😍🇦🇺

[@JSI-WHEELIEKING-6]

I wached ur stream first time to day and i actualy enjoyed it

[@chilledburrito]

WE LOVE YOU NIKO!! OMG!!

[@LaceySansavera]

Favorite KZbinr and twitch streamer

[@fvnzy3704]

8:06 if hes in the dark about a relationship be chill let him go but if he knows she was in a relationship its fair game

[@Orangecrasher]

Bro

[@SleepyDubVRT]

My friend is 5’6” and he was a saw gunner so it’s for sure a thing. 😂

[@SheyTheGay]

These ones are my favorite, keep em coming!! ❤

[@Bearsprodz85]

Bro this was such a w stream and video keep up the good shit man

[@lllWOLFYlllCBR]

That humvee definitely gonna haul ass… straight to the fuel station.

[@USNavyCadet]

Have you done a video about Navy Fails yet? I’d love to see a video like that sometime in the future

[@mikekuschka998]

Humvee with an LS. Yes please.

[@Twitch_Ghost_]

0:36 I KNOW THIS PEOPLE 😭

[@DGarza-e9k]

Finally outta OSUT I can binge watch Nikko again 😂

[@PamStanton-ck9lj]

I was just watching the boys and left em for Niko

[@krowfactory3914]

I always put my pc in the passenger seat, i had no idea i was a sociopath

[@Spitz786]

When I was stationed at Fort Campbell in 1997, our maintenance chief got together with the mechanics and made a gasser humvee. like that last clip, haha!

[@xufingxiong1906]

Im 5’3” and I was a M240 Dismount. That was no fun 😂

[@ryancollisson7123]

11:12 Thats some freedom brother

[@je425]

MG (I dont remember) signed my ETP, and I was the only one on my base with a beard in 2022. The incoming SGM was ex-infantry and losing his ever-loving mind, so I brushed my beard to remove the dirt and debris from our field event; bro, when I tell you he was losing his mind... He was lightyears away channeling his inner rage LMFAO.

[@rance206]

always got notifacations on your channel 0:39

[@JosieHolbein]

This is my favorite series that you make

[@M249-para]

I was not expecting to see a ad with nikko in it while watching this at all😂 anyone relate?😊

[@Kathryn-zs6ty]

Thanks for the content nikko, had a fucking horrible day. This made it much better

[@USSOCOM21]

Nah the third video is crazy 😂😂

[@mr.sma1147]

2:58 Man my dads a master sarget and we still always ask for discounts on stuff

[@jordancambridge4106]

4:43 is that you coming down those stairs behind the baby? That looks like you.

[@Usmc913]

Haha ones illegal and one is an HVT 😅

[@trashpanda5821]

Brooo high value target is wildddddddd😂😂😂😂

[@JadesaurAnimates]

Nikko: “Nah that one time Air Force gets outta that chair.” *my future self pulls up in an f-22 raptor with 5 other f-22s right behind me” Nikko: “on second thought” Me: “don’t even try, you’re fucked” property destruction!

[@tophan6931]

What's wrong with a ts? When's the last time you reached around and felt like you went all the way through? Lmfao

[@Ton-rs9tg]

0:04 the good old "proportional response"

[@WarShrike]

Homie needs to do a better throttle cable bracket on that LS Swapped Hummer 😅

[@giannidcenzo]

You're wild man!❤

[@ttvthesix5904]

I used to carry a folder filled with random paperwork. I would randomly ask people if they knew where ****** person was acting in a hurry. No one asked questions.

[@flamflam8186]

the guy that couldn't do one real push up made me do 20

[@h3ct0123]

5 years later …. Still ask for military discount 🤣🤣

[@eduardosanchez5614]

I geeked out when I walk that humvees engine 😂

[@1943_NotZee]

Heard you stream on twitch daily 😉

[@EASpitz]

My AF Ballcap goes onto the seat hook on my passenger seat.

[@1216Rocker]

7:45 “In Manhattan” this is def Fort Riley.

[@MatthewMoudy]

My first thought too 😂

[@mrbigw100]

So no one’s gonna say anything about the Camo turban 😂😂

[@eagnai-ash]

Isv: improvised support vehicle

[@Donkey-Butter223]

If you ever need to laugh, just look at the military sometimes😂😂😂

[@emprox.gaming2315]

Can you make video with whistlindiesel

[@killerofall3571]

love the videos nikko keep it up

[@sharksammy]

5,6 and it was me carrying the 240 well we called it the GPMG in the UK army

[@Chancey13]

That end clip, either commanders or chaplains

[@TheAMcDoom]

Hey yo Nikko you need to watch some more British Military fails!!

[@tannieandersen6332]

I love your vids ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Printer_boy]

Do some on the CWO

[@Charles7.25]

I'm 98% sure That PX shenanigan happened on Hanscom AFB, Massachusetts 🤣