Funniest Military Fails... Part 7

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Nikko Ortiz

Күн бұрын

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@MarsupialMason 6 ай бұрын

12:00 got catfished so bad mans pulled the ultimate homie card to save his life😂

@BaronNate 6 ай бұрын

"catfished" yeah....ok.

@S3Vasquez 6 ай бұрын

At 1:25 Chanel was like “tf going on? We getting attacked?” 😂

@Aznk1d 6 ай бұрын

2:53 *smacks mic* "ya'll.. look at what my dau-" " *FUCK* " had me rolling lmao

@Cynthia.B_87 6 ай бұрын

7:56 true dog lover right there boi. Got that baby talk down perf!

@Supra-o6b 4 ай бұрын

8:05 everybody think they tough until there dog shows up aah moment😂

@KoopaTroopa4 6 ай бұрын

Niko with Chanel is the best thing I never knew I needed 😭❤️ She has the best owner

@FPVfr3nzy 6 ай бұрын

1:12 VA: "We've determined your injuries are not service related."

@Musiclover-se7vx 6 ай бұрын

“IS THAT LIZZO?!!” 😂😂😂😂😂

@glitchedghost1594 6 ай бұрын

10:44 When i went to MEPs and did the hearing test portion I kept hearing the tiniest sounds but i thought it was from another persons headphones so i never pressed the button. until i realized it went from small sounds to the larger sounds 😭

@Itsyourfavbribri 3 ай бұрын

My diet is working! Whats your diet? 🎵Achohol🎵 🤣🤣🤣

@elijahnavejas5975 6 ай бұрын

That hearing test is where your tinnitus starts to play with your emotions fr fr

@WaffleTheFennecTW 3 ай бұрын

Can we all stop and love the fact that Nikko can stop and have fun with his doggo

@theVillageofBri Ай бұрын

I always love seeing Chanel chilling in the background because she's so used to your chaos 🤣 You could do the loudest, weirdest shit and she'll just nap through it all

@ThatGirl12351 Ай бұрын

Dude looks/acts like a hard ass until there are dogs around

@Tacos_Paco 6 ай бұрын

I failed my first board because I didn't have enough garrison time. I did back-to-back tours and they said that was a poor decision.

@jediknight1294 6 ай бұрын

That sounds like the moron army I'm used to.

@paperburn 4 ай бұрын

Somebody deep sixed you promotion.

@stevetrag995 4 ай бұрын

Dude when I heard "Breakfest" I wasn't ready and literally spat my coffee 😂😂

@America17765 6 ай бұрын

Nikko has to get a custom Velcro patch with him and his dog for his airsoft kit

@That1codgamer 6 ай бұрын

I have oil

@America17765 6 ай бұрын

Fr good man

@thattbread 6 ай бұрын

Fr with mini Draco

@Yuukichan1888 6 ай бұрын

Pole dancing with the branches GO

@TtheK 3 ай бұрын

Tell me you've never been in an airplane without telling me you've never been in a regular airplane😂😂😂😂 Nic doesn't realize that every airplane has tandem controls that are locked together. If it has a yoke that's not fbw, it's gonna move!

@national-ninja91 5 ай бұрын

Thank you for including your dog in your vids! I miss my German shepherd, seeing yours brings a smile to my face

@dangerclose5853 6 ай бұрын

it aint my fault my tinnitus is the same frequency as the damn beep.

@TrystenWeinhold Ай бұрын

8:02 Bro I feel that

@JohnHerzfeld-on3og 6 ай бұрын

I just held the button since the beep never stopped.

@ibrahimfayad5290 6 ай бұрын

Yet again, it saved me from boredom. Thank you, nikko

@Micah-z1w 6 ай бұрын

LOVE YOU POOKIE

@JVKEPLAYZ 6 ай бұрын

Love you more 😎

@Paulturner674 24 күн бұрын

2:42 their doing mid air refueling. But like still funny as crap right there 😂😂❤

@emilybeerbower5575 6 ай бұрын

The happy puppy wiggles 🥰🥰🥰

@Debodegacat 6 ай бұрын

Got we’re f****** dumb got me 😂😂

@Just_normal_editz 3 ай бұрын

11:16 this is last resort type SHI- 😂😂

@RayneDraws 6 ай бұрын

These uploads before I head to work never fail to make my day😂

@kidd7583 6 ай бұрын

Nay Nay is trying to take over the channel so she can have 2😂😂

@sympotaz2960 6 ай бұрын

Im an irish guy who has 0% clue about guns/army/America and many other things but i find SO much joy in watching this videos!

@556online 6 ай бұрын

Believe me, even people in the military don’t know what the fuck he is talking about half the time 😆

@sahzookey 6 ай бұрын

At 2:40, that isn't a bomber, it is a KC135. Still terrifying the first few times.

@PaulBphoto 6 ай бұрын

Even more terrifying for the boom operator (the guy lying face down at the tail trying to stick that boom up your hole.)

@xeta6-Mobile 6 ай бұрын

3:34 Hang on, lemme rewind that real quick 😭

@PorpoisePlayer 6 ай бұрын

I have a feeling this boutta be hilarious

@Jdrf73 6 ай бұрын

Im glad u have a service dog every vet ought have one

@scrubbydubz2855 6 ай бұрын

I came to see Nikko roast the military, but I stayed for Nikko giving loves to Nana 🙂🙂🙂

@F0Q5-B312 6 ай бұрын

2:45 "bomber"(KC-135 my beloved)Nikko its a arial refueling plane

@wigglyjiggly4498 5 ай бұрын

2:50 They're flying a buff. What you're seeing on the sticks is how the autopilot works.

@kimplpnoklahoma9660 6 ай бұрын

1:49 I literally just looked it up seconds before you told us. I’m not very patient 😂

@PBurns-ng3gw 6 ай бұрын

10:36 I always just press the button as many times as I can until the technician breaks into my little cubicle and starts yelling at me. Then I pretend that I can't hear him

@LonelyPluto317 5 ай бұрын

8:21 I thought bro turned to drake for a second 😂

@queenbri3383 6 ай бұрын

12:09 lmaoaoa there was this whole story about that. He basically knew what she looked like but she didn’t want to do anything with him so he got mad and started making up stories about her💀

@rowanweaver3241 6 ай бұрын

3:38 and that is why i signed up as a parachute rigger, that and i got a 40 option lmao

@aspect-oibruv 6 ай бұрын

NIKKO WHEN DUDE, IVE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH YOUR STREAM EVERY DAY, I REALLY WANNA CATCH IT AND I WATCH THE VODS

@zakkthemaniac0329 6 ай бұрын

Omg 6:38 i emptied out all my pockets lmao

@bw7273 6 ай бұрын

00:39 Marines creating their military ID cards.

@redassassin4486 6 ай бұрын

Nikko is the number one recruiter 😂😂

@bullie86 4 ай бұрын

4:27 that’s why you sign at 16 and start basic a month after your 17th bday

@Havøc_Varangian 5 ай бұрын

0:32 😂😂😂😂😂the GoW meme with the mouse 😂😂😂😂

@tareakwinston6347 Ай бұрын

😂 dude almost smashed jaba the hut 12:03

@deeannlittlefield5725 6 ай бұрын

Channel has grown so much

@TheTrollhomicide 6 ай бұрын

Dude thats hilarious... Service dog shows up for the vid you really hated lol. GOOD PUPPY

@FoxtasticGaming 6 ай бұрын

About time I see Capt on here. All around a good dude

@zephyram2648 6 ай бұрын

Man, back when I was in all we had was ripits and hooah bars

@susanjoyce-yq2mg 5 ай бұрын

Those Marine uniforms are snazzy.

@AndrewSmoot 6 ай бұрын

3:32, I got a commercial just before the reveal and had to wait a few seconds to get back to the video.

@AndronFIRE 6 ай бұрын

Nikko, the Army is trying to make the E5 the new Mafia

@TravisJessi 6 ай бұрын

You are my favorite KZbinr and a streamer

@chiphazzard8173 6 ай бұрын

Every time nikko points the pistol at me I put my forehead to the screen.

@kittygaming1073 6 ай бұрын

I can see nikko being a drill sergeant lmao

@simplysmith7745 6 ай бұрын

Also, I’d love to watch your twitch. What times are you normally on?? State time in next upload please & Ty.

@ShanevanderHeijden 5 ай бұрын

2:57 funny story we had a guy he lost his field cap so he had 2 chooses the first was that he needed to wear his beanie in the blazing sun or option 2 he needed to wear a plastic wash bucket he choosed 2 😂

@Country_Rebel01 6 ай бұрын

Chanel growing up ❤

@mr.warhorn7587 6 ай бұрын

the way she did air born noo lol

@Rey_M 6 ай бұрын

6:11, simmer down, son. She was attached to the unit in theater. She didn't earn it. Or maybe 😈

@LonelyPluto317 5 ай бұрын

10:18 and my parents say my toenails are long

@guegui7 6 ай бұрын

I liked for the dog

@theadaptiveoutdoorsman 6 ай бұрын

as a fellow German Shepard owner stay awesome Niiko.

@_Hazel_0.0 6 ай бұрын

I’ve been using your videos to not be so PC. It’s eye opening.

@johngross8300 6 ай бұрын

Always gonna be a fun watch, thanks Nikko.

@Jacob_Fountain 6 ай бұрын

Clip that cheers part you nailed that it’s need to be a tik tok trustttttttt 5:25-5:45

@Stateofemergence_E 6 ай бұрын

You can step on me, Nikko boy, lol.

@gatsby7756 Ай бұрын

Tf?

@selcouthrae1095 6 ай бұрын

Chanel must've learned army crawls from Nikkos reaction videos..she even does the booty shake 😂😅

@Operator_sadness 3 ай бұрын

KC130 refueling a KC130 while refuelling a KC13

@lKyOsUkEl 6 ай бұрын

@7:12 Can confirm. BLC is no longer required for E5

@nikoo5404 6 ай бұрын

nikko is the best

@WilliamNiles-ro2dl 5 ай бұрын

Military hearing test : waaaaaaaay Harder than the asvab 😅

@OregonOutdoorAdventures 6 ай бұрын

10:33 when my brain starts making the sounds and i have to figure out if im really hearing it or its my F'd up ears with their tinnitus

@brenthurley9964 6 ай бұрын

I heard on the Shawn Ryan show that the military is going to try and get the vets to reenlist and raise the age to 70 🤦‍♂️

@BumpyBaluga 6 ай бұрын

As a Marine, im embarrassed by that Time Square shit lol

@captainchaos7579 6 ай бұрын

Those cherry lime rip its are the bomb

@shadowwolf6556 Ай бұрын

my dad was in the army and i grew up eating mres i used them as sack lunchs sometimes

@ClintonBeaver-dc4mj 6 ай бұрын

Pressing the button for the noises in your head during hearing tests

@witch_wood 6 ай бұрын

8:01 saved by the nay nay

@snoamtheman8371 6 ай бұрын

2:40 that's what she said 😂

@joarielcalderon7912 6 ай бұрын

lololol i thought i told you that you had barrack at 8 ,🤣🤣🤣

@Cleared-for-takeoff-edits 2 ай бұрын

2:48 imma be a nerd but that’s not a bomber, that’s a kc-135 stratotanker, a aireal refueling plane

@issacdennis741 6 ай бұрын

When it comes to the spc being able to be promoted before blc, it is a thing now. However, they have 6 months to get to blc while they hold the slot. It's because schools are so backed up at the moment

@dlondon1144 6 ай бұрын

Wait a minit! 6:07 - an intel wienie with a ranger tab and a 75th Rangers combat patch? Gotta be an officer! Oh, yup. 6:16 - a major! I was in INSCOM 13 years. I would have KILLED for a ranger tab!