FUNNIEST TEXTS EVER

[@fainted]

Bruh chain

[@fainted]

Bruh

[@b-sidespongandbonzi2690]

@@fainted bruh

[@BillyyyZ]

Bruh

[@nxxkeo]

bruh

[@Akumrai]

Bruh

[@TheHotBlade]

It took me way longer than I should have to realize this video's over an hour long, lol.

[@Evanxbdlt]

Same

[@skellaboyo2782]

54 seconds over an hour

[@qamarali8882]

same

[@MisfitsGaming66]

Exactly

[@aromalmihraj3742]

Took me like half an hour till I saw a comment and realized

[@urstinkyb3833]

Yes atm’s are time machines, most people don’t know that ATM stands for “A Time Machine”.

[@meatkirbo]

No, it actually stands for "At The Moment"

[@theorangedinosaur4098]

A time machine machine

[@Cctv-camera550]

@@theorangedinosaur4098 thanks, you made me feel better.❤ Have a blessed day or night.

[@Fuzion876]

Yes

[@giancarlo418]

Genius

[@fishtickler]

bruh one hour long daddy fainted has blessed us yet another day

[@glassheart371]

Yesssss

[@rruiz6005]

Bruh

[@aestheticroach7165]

Indeed.

[@thegang6831]

d-daddy??!

[@terrorhamburglar482]

Excuse me what the fuck

[@Uminagi_XIII]

O-One hour long vid? We have been blessed by the elder gods!

[@gottem2856]

facts

[@хХКТТУХх]

Facts

[@Fuzion876]

Facts

[@Evanxbdlt]

Facts

[@Atokosmo]

Facts

[@knickdev]

you know you hit an all time low when granny texts you *"loser."* 😭

[@unowastaken3903]

Hi paper

[@knickdev]

@@unowastaken3903 hello uno!

[@emma2205]

@@knickdev hi bleached fibers of a tree made into a rectangular thin sheet known commonly as paper

[@randomperson9404]

@@emma2205 hey Emma gionary

[@jotarokujo934]

@@randomperson9404 greetings random person!

[@zipabit5044]

My parents are fighting rn and this is just what I needed to help distract my brother. Seriously thanks dude.

[@yuyumiso]

hope ur doing ok !

[@zipabit5044]

@@yuyumiso thankyou, my brother has managed to fall asleep but idk what’s happening anymore. I’m just going to try and sleep thanks for the support. X

[@carlos22228]

@@zipabit5044 its been a week but is everything alr?

[@throwawaythrowaway6158]

Hey, you okay?

[@randomperson9404]

@@zipabit5044 don't leave us there, is everything alright now? How are you?

[@TheNameDragon]

Listening to this while I clean my room-

[@crowofjudgement8161]

A man of culture,I see

[@cursedcheese7684]

Is it clean now?

[@TheNameDragon]

@@kutesii Yep, it’s clean

[@steelooo0]

@@TheNameDragon do it again chief

[@TheNameDragon]

@@steelooo0 My mom literally just told me to do it again too, T-T

[@chynabarbieeeeee]

Fainted doesn't realize this, but these videos are making everyone's day better

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the most famous man on YouTub! This is not bragging! This is the truth! The truth will set you free, dear aly

[@TheHotBlade]

Weren't you self-promoting on other channels?

[@Christylove2000]

💯 totally agreed

[@Evanxbdlt]

@@AxxLAfriku idek you

[@angelgrls1]

@@AxxLAfriku who r u

[@pedaldog1971]

1 hour of pure quality content

[@gamerpug4703]

Day 4: For your next merch, for how is twitter free you should make a dark mode theme

[@rruiz6005]

Why say day 3 evey time

[@gamerpug4703]

@@rruiz6005 it says day 4

[@gladius7583]

22:10 this is actually from a book, I can’t remember the exact title but it’s something like texting with dog

[@DerpCookie157]

This is one of the best series ever! Thank you!!!

[@noaasno9271]

one full hour of Fainted . . . the gods have smiled upon us this glorious eve

[@cookiethecutestboi4542]

Do YOU know what app they r using?

[@LordWatermelon]

It’s 2am and fainted just uploaded an 1 hour of my favourite series on KZbin... eh I’ll watch it all...

[@gonzad1042]

5:47, “he had us at the first half, ngl”

[@stormi5195]

the I'm divorcing your mom one just killed me XD

[@-_..v1l3-.._.]

44:49 Oikawa’s voice actors would be reading this be like: 👁👄👁

[@eschellbunbury7390]

Now realize it over an hour long...... I love it

[@grangran1381]

I didn’t say that to my grandson, I said he’s a disappointment

[@grangran1381]

@@kutesii uhhh no this is the Krusty Krab.

[@freshsans5405]

It’s g r a n. G r a n. B r o s k I s

[@FromGodsPerspective]

I want my cookies grandma.

[@shoto_todoroki2894]

Grandma you have the roastes for days 😂

[@KaydenDreams]

can confirm, people do have rats! I had two when I was younger lmao They're usually not wild rats though

[@venusharuna4187]

27:40 fainted literally just glossed over the fact that the person they are texting is saved as “Dad” in their phone 😟

[@everthevillain188]

I cannot believe I had to scroll this far to find someone else that noticed!!!!

[@v1ncefan555]

Join the v1nce army as well

[@queenlishaxd7853]

1:49 the noise he starts to make is just so funny 🤣

[@virtuallylightblue]

eren dies at the end of aot

[@queenlishaxd7853]

@@virtuallylightblue i read the manga but thanks anyways 🥲

[@emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801]

@@virtuallylightblue why did you feel the need to say that to this person?

[@virtuallylightblue]

@@emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801 im so sorry emily i will never say mean things on the internet again

[@emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801]

@@virtuallylightblue Wasn’t necessarily mean just a lil annoying Anyways, who is your favorite character?

[@argo_0013]

An hour. Blessed moment

[@CriticOnYt]

That Prey Mantis Looks Submissive and Breedable

[@Ky8_]

Ayo 😳😳😳

[@kingdedede9124]

Fainted cured all my problems by just saying "what's up cuties?" :)

[@chinamcrich290]

me: going to a halloween cheerleading team reveal party is 5 minutes also: me how long is, this like 20 miniut-

[@CrystaRC]

mhm.

[@thegreatcrusade7297]

I like how some of those followed the same format. “Haha you were soooo drunk last night” “Insert some form of saying I wasn’t” “You did …”

[@osheridan]

A complimation, beautiful

[@obi-wankenobi8368]

Nice

[@PercyjacksonandMhaislife]

59:19 EXACTLY WHAT ME AND MY GUY BESTIE WOULD SAY IN THAT KIND OF SITUATION

[@cdog3214]

everybody gangsta until the barbacue squirrel pulls up:

[@sanjidarahman2788]

i could listen to this legends voice for hours and still not get tired

[@pynked1]

58:41 Its to start his journey, its dangerous to go alone.

[@chagito1113]

"What's up cuties" restores my faith inn humanity

[@jetpond7904]

I hope you grew up after those 8 months.

[@trkzzt]

Ah yes, the perfect entertainment at 3 am

[@ArcticWolf1093]

The English Teacher one, "Roses are red, You're ugly and poor, You can't reply to this conversation, Learn more." 😂

[@BluHandle]

Manz needs more views this is gold 🙌💯✨

[@SnoozePupppy]

I'm pretty sure I was playing life in paradise once in roblox and I actually found an oder call someone barbecue squirrel to pass the filter system lmaoo

[@superiorbunv3111]

Love to see an hour of funny texts

[@bloodysiq]

This guy is so chill I wished Fainted was my friend

[@io_alyssa2512]

the 1st one got me dying lmfao I laughed so hard I stopped breathing

[@Diamond40000]

Im 3 mouths late but.... OMG are you ok!?

[@io_alyssa2512]

@@Diamond40000 im fine

[@livwsxx6236]

When he says "hey cuties" just makes my whole day

[@myvxi1822]

1.simp 2. Bro wtf

[@livwsxx6236]

@@myvxi1822 1: No its just nice

[@jetpond7904]

@@livwsxx6236 I hope you grew the fuck up after those 7 months

[@MandyRoseASMR]

25:57 "oh no, no, no" I laughed so hard!

[@bozebacak17]

1 HOUR OF FUNNIEST TEXT THIS THE BEST THING EVERR

[@mushybrains9843]

really watched this for 40 minutes thinking it was 10 minutes long

[@hackdude9993]

Fainted has made my night.

[@greenxenon4]

A few years ago I was playing BitLife with my friend and we were doing a baby challenge so he has a screenshot of a text from me (male) saying “I’m pregnant”

[@ginathecookie]

So how's the baby doing 👀

[@J6K3R]

it's 1am... what am i doing with my life

[@Humanzzz]

It took me 40 minutes to realise these all just videos put together

[@AB-xx6gy]

"that *cow* got some drip on it"

[@Soy_verde13]

It’s an hour… I love it

[@CellyMadeThis]

“Why are you doing that?” “Doing what’s bestie”

[@aquaticscourge]

Yooo is this a Mashup of his videos? I've been waiting for this

[@simalukic146]

1:04 Like A Minecraft Piston 😂😂😂😂

[@Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffg]

“Have you tried flex seal??” Me: well well well lets find out

[@VegetaandGoku_Gaming]

23:51 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE BRO THAT HIT HARD, STRAIGHT TO THE HEART BRO.

[@annabelwestwood6192]

Yass, two updates in a row!

[@Raychases1fan]

You know it’s rock bottom when grandma calls you a loser

[@niggonies]

OH MY LORD ITS A MIRACLE *AN HOUR*

[@kmmmmmma]

1:00 "like something that pushes things away" my brain: *like a pi-* text: *like a minecraft piston*

[@Soulkingbrook-79]

26:50 . Damn I felt that one.

[@vukstanisic4764]

5:12 the food at school☠🤡👹

[@mindless_8751]

1 hour version poggers

[@lonely5948]

I got a airplane ad at 7:14 and almost bursted out laughing

[@SailorsSanctaury]

1 hour of memes voiced by fainted. cant get any better :D

[@emiedits7904]

6:49 me: sir just give me my water and go

[@tomrashigaraki5010]

I love this 🤣

[@lalapotchiie]

the voice acting makes it 100x better 😂

[@mifuyu8756]

44:52 this shit is so funny to me as an anime watcher and a oikawa simp lmaoo

[@ryangarrow3566]

Fainted, you call everyone else cuties way too much, when you are, in fact a Cutie 😊

[@yunawonlaeui358]

Damn this is bussin

[@Akane.st4r]

-4° he looks down at his problems

[@doctorinadaze]

I love your videos barbecue squirrel

[@doctorinadaze]

Daddy*

[@doctorinadaze]

Fainted* sorry I’m not fluent in english

[@shark5042]

It might be an hour long but it's worth it

[@yourweirduncle4441]

Bruh i was 47 mins into vid before i realize it was an hour......

[@lordmorgrath6618]

I got to the end before realising anything was odd

[@jcbslytherin269]

Quite right, bf allergic to your dog, it’s the bf you get rid of 😂

[@chiragtupat2919]

You kidding me this is an hour long episode!!! Well,..bookmark: 21:19

[@lola494]

How does "baby girl" autocorrect to “barbeque squirrel” LMAOAOA

[@plort111]

This guy is funny, he should become a youtuber.

[@GrammarGaming]

well ig ik what I’m watching for the next hour

[@braydengaron1860]

Ok is it just me or the conversation at 0:48 seem like it flows perfectly into the next scene?

[@Imserious184]

The one with the hagrid made me smile.

[@tjviking855]

Day 99 of asking Fainted for a Waifu

[@Jaykay-studios]

You know your pizza fucked up when lil ceasers says what the fuck at it

[@sleepygrimm4645]

She doesnt hate bacon, she said 1 was the lie and 1 said “i hate bacon” which was a lie.

[@princekatana8792]

You didn't get it did you

[@sleepygrimm4645]

@@princekatana8792 i get it. Shes prego and hes the dad. Also hes telling her parents. But thats not my point.

[@princekatana8792]

@@sleepygrimm4645 -_-

[@thenoobsensei9095]

The rooster guy made you a little too INTENSE

[@Humanzzz]

I just realised this is an hour long

[@Avatar_of_greed]

Don’t mess with Barry after the fire extinguisher he’s taking body guarding classes

[@myster1ou5]

Everyone who likes this comment like Barry at 14:40

[@myster1ou5]

bruh

[@invertedLOL]

3:56 If they had access to tinder in myths, this would definitely happen

[@Finnylinguine]

Hi

[@ArcaneOverHeaven]

1:46 Soldier down. . . I repeat soldier down.

[@BillyyyZ]

A

[@infernoaimbot8555]

You are first

[@DaRusselHobbs]

0:23 perfectly timed moments

[@happygoer662]

jokes on you fainted, i have an ad blocker

[@icgmommy87]

10:39 He’s such a nice guy

[@Oddminitue]

0:45 wait he's onto something if you think about it atm stands for A-A T-Time M-Machine

[@starshime]

30:21 "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

[@wrevelmusic]

"That was your sister?" BAHAHAHA NOOO

[@FemTactical]

You know you have a problem when you get your first girl on among us.