FUNNIEST "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER" MOMENTS

[@OmarCarter]

"Surely these aren't real people they look like NPC's" - Harry 🤣🤣

[@_wael]

damn all these trash bots

[@kentahan]

That’s how I feel when people like you comment a quote from the video like we didn’t watch the video

[@smeggerknee2448]

No,NPCs have much better A.I. Example each of these boys was desperate enough to a.poke that b.turn up (sadly in british law ...the paternity test carries no weight....since you are "presumpted father" if you raised the kid. This means biodad can still take credit and refuse to contribute; and the cuckold is on the hook until the child leaves the nest.) At no time does uk.law allow the cuckold to SUE BIODAD for damages,nor the skank for FRAUDULENT claims. It is SELDOM that a woman cannot COUNT TO NINE MONTHS. I never met any woman who could not calculate her benefit entitlement..... ...but I have met loads who cannot CONCEIVE of telling their partners who ACTUALLY sired each of their children. (Interestingly,due to the criminal database initiative,police now have a rather discrete negotiation tool with certain witnesses.Particularly those married to violent offenders.)

[@Thawhid]

He's right tho lmfao

[@ShaikaShuriken]

@@kentahan LMAO

[@dhairyabhatt2868]

I don't wanna do this alone, I needed Ethan in this one.

[@praneel5920]

That would have been jokesssss

[@TitaniumFlanks]

that one there was a violation personally i wouldnt have it

[@harryknight8409]

@@TitaniumFlanks you actually said that 😂

[@looleas]

No🤮🤮🤮

[@genesisatom4197]

you evil evil

[@shakur_tsk6183]

2:32 "Ayo Justice for David" *Simon never fails to make me laugh 😂😂*

[@mmm-ww8jp]

How is that funny?

[@pranit8437]

He fails many times

[@raze8667]

these replies did not pass the vibe check

[@brad_8882]

​@@raze8667fr

[@Mdd099]

@@pranit8437🥶

[@rosmi6568]

In this whole vid Vik and simon : traumatized Harry: just enjoying

[@zachfal123]

5:40 Harry “it’s like he just packed Ronaldo” had me dying😂

[@Lutentantdan30]

Harry -“it’s like a pack opening when you win ranaldo or something”🤣🤣🤣lmao

[@TP-mv6en]

ronaldo*

[@chrisbarasa2419]

its always great when i get ranaldo in m pack eh

[@krackeded7236]

lol is that what i he said i thought he said something about ronaldo celebrating

[@carterhaas3434]

*ronaldo*

[@samjanes2696]

Mate it’s Ronaldo not ranaldo lol

[@timgshepherd]

Vik's silent reaction trying to process people like this actually exist LMAOOO I feel you mate, I'm Australian and I can't even understand 95% of this video

[@jamesbond4810]

The show is s scripted probably.

[@anaquixfire8237]

@@jamesbond4810 it is don't worry

[@coltonpeterson1452]

Us Americans love dramatic things is a very basic way of explaining it

[@nassahrakim8136]

​@@coltonpeterson1452America is basically GTA

[@tsukikageshinobi]

it’s scripted , but there are very real people like this here in america unfortunately 😂

[@michaelhoffman8887]

I’m from America and I can confirm; this show is a national treasure and YES it is all planned and setup 😂

[@technicalgaming7038]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5u1qpuFlsythpI Let's see

[@bigballerbrand3541]

It may be scripted but it’s entertaining as hell same as old school top gear

[@stockontruthchannel2631]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGiVnJ6Xr7qad9U KSi got it wrong 😅😅😅👍o

[@stockontruthchannel2631]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGiVnJ6Xr7qad9U KSi got it wrong 😅😅😅👍

[@name028hfjsiwh2]

No way never expected it to be setup!! 😯😯😯😯

[@2true181]

4:13 can we admire how the crowd cheered for him

[@claudiagibsonmusic]

I think they’re the same guys who cheer for the insurance assassin now

[@ciarankelly7348]

Is it just me or at 0:56 David looks like Cal Freezy in 10 years

[@TacticalBehemothYT]

Lads this was hilarious you gotta do best Jeremy Kyle moments at some point 😂😂

[@mikerb118]

They can't Jeremy's band

[@itsytyt5192]

Af

[@antonyjones6946]

They never did :(

[@Aaron-__-]

they just wouldn't risk that😂

[@kcdeforge]

9:08 Harry in the Maury audience would be hilarious. There was a woman on that show once that tested 17 men and they were all not the father of her child.

[@kieran7675]

Holy fuck HOW

[@beepboop5491]

That's the consequence of a fantastic weekend 🤧

[@kxngmuzikig2417]

I remember seeing those episodes and thinking if she was getting paid to embarrass herself that many times on TV😂

[@96Staley]

This episode needed to be an hour long Christmas special! All the boys, watching it in a movie theatre, reacting together 🤣

[@jamesarmson7542]

I want to like this comment but it’s on 69 likes

[@ChaosEater39]

@@jamesarmson7542 this same conundrum happened to me many times in life

[@beksan9775]

The customary run to the back while crying is the funniest yet cringiest part of the show 😂

[@Kobain0]

6:05 i’m not your father bing bong 🤣

[@purexstasy]

“Talia you are in fact, not the father” *JJ from the corner* 5:08

[@technicalgaming7038]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5u1qpuFlsythpI Let's see ...

[@devanwood2914]

How can Talia be a father 🤔

[@balancemaster55]

@@devanwood2914 bone marrow or something used to get the dna?

[@Zaydamus]

@@balancemaster55 that still doesn’t make her a father

[@kaytsakgaming224]

@@Zaydamus he is just joking about JJ and Simon relationship, Talia being the father is just an adjustment for that joke

[@anonnnymousthegreat]

As an american, I can tell you that Maury is the king of showcasing these moments in a savage way. 😂

[@tezzz4208]

But it’s all fake lol

[@anonnnymousthegreat]

@@tezzz4208 It’s still being showcased.

[@unintentionaleffectiveness4393]

Jerry springer crawled so Maury could walk lol

[@anon877]

As an american I say they should watch clips of the old MTV series Cheaters

[@jamie151-d9j]

So he is just like our jeremy kyle then 🙂

[@ROBOT1990s]

2:47 🎵"Many men many many many meeeen"🎶

[@MK-os8vl]

This episode needed to be an hour long Christmas special!

[@yoitsyourboi6296]

3:51 dude turned into gangsta

[@k4seyc]

Early 2000s American television goes crazy it was quite a time growing up with shows like this lol

[@JohanCruyff-the-Dutch-GOAT]

When Harry said it’s like packing a Ronaldo or something I was laughing so hard cause the guy was doing something similar to Harry’s jazz hands

[@abdoulayecamara7628]

My favorite childhood memories was when I was sick when I was younger and was able to watch this and Jerry Springer. Made it so much better lmao

[@technicalgaming7038]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5u1qpuFlsythpI Let's see ...

[@adt4025]

The only thing I enjoyed watching after school

[@prawny12009]

Rip jerry😢😢

[@BobbyBoucher228]

Watching Maury was the best part about being sick from school when I was a kid. That show never failed to entertain me.

[@custer3176]

0:50 these guys look like brothers

[@JohnPaul-oq6ud]

The waiting list on those types of shows is pretty long. As an audience member you are encouraged to be animated in your reactions

[@bismayroychoudhury4288]

Something has gone wrong in some areas of the society. Vik spitting fax as usual.

[@aazraf]

Shut up bots

[@goodmorning192]

yes, something is definitely wrong with society when people can't even be bothered with proper words. wtf is "fax", trying to be hip or something?

[@al_alemania]

@@goodmorning192 Fax!

[@goodmorning192]

@@al_alemania printer

[@al_alemania]

@@goodmorning192 sheesh you're spitting Fax bro!!!

[@shadmanahmed9759]

I want Ethan and his father on this show 😂😂That would be a Mad episode.

[@KentVigilante]

Imagine if he turns out not to be his father and it turns out to be some random guy his mother went with in a one night stand that she had no recollection of the morning after.

[@shadmanahmed9759]

@@KentVigilante oh no 😂😂

[@tjwhisenhunt1089]

@@KentVigilante it's probably phil

[@cwayss1594]

😲😂

[@nabilneelam4234]

You are an evil mann.!!!

[@emmaross1423]

This was by far my favorite sidemenreacts absolute jokes 😂

[@laila.v2693]

2:57 harry goes “this baby mexican as hell” I’m dead

[@jakebowen8059]

imagine being the kid and watching this 18 years later 😂

[@MA-kr6yv]

Surely it’s heartbreaking

[@charlietheb897]

3:45 Jose thinks this is his first Rap Gig. 😂

[@loeloep23]

Ethans had a where’s my father moment

[@ratioking7514]

You had this ratio moment 🤡

[@coleman8361]

L again

[@naisyahgendot3852]

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------NUDE.YOUNGGIRLS.TODAY/sunnyleone 💜 MAKE ME YOUR S*X SLAVE KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "help" KZbin: BE GONE History : deleted Phone : yeeted Body :heated Holy water : needed #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾 #ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！１#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！#今後は気を付けないとね5). . !💖🖤❤

[@SK-pc8ni]

@@ratioking7514 take this L moment

[@Boxershrts]

2:25 she for the streets but I don’t think they’d accept her

[@MilesMorales827]

Nah she for the alleyways💀

[@anonymoususer3012]

​@@MilesMorales827Wouldn't fit

[@EmCronaEditz]

@@anonymoususer3012wild

[@trickpasser1343]

This video really needed to have Ethan + JJ reacting that would've been legendary.

[@gruffen2222]

Forgetting these dons have been living it for years 🤣 they definitely got told to shout by the producers but they still had the energy in them

[@fflarexx9061]

I love how they dont even try to end the video anymore😂

[@naisyahgendot3852]

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------NUDE.YOUNGGIRLS.TODAY/sunnyleone 💜 MAKE ME YOUR S*X SLAVE KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "help" KZbin: BE GONE History : deleted Phone : yeeted Body :heated Holy water : needed #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾 #ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！１#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！#今後は気を付けないとね5). . !💖🖤❤

[@amotshoagong798]

yeah how come? their intros are also real short now too

[@xix8314]

@@amotshoagong798 avoiding Jj's weirdness

[@shortyned7140]

@@amotshoagong798 their intros are short because apparently long intros make ppl click off according to analytics. So jj said to shorten the intros for viewer retention

[@synkinggamer3846]

5:53 harry's face 🤣

[@TGBC]

0:20 GOD DAMN!!! Women go through alot

[@udaykanwar8564]

1:49 The prediction maannn............

[@YungJoe34]

This is going to be a good one… These clips are hilarious by themselves the boys reacting to them is going to be even funnier

[@rayn7296]

and harry's in it

[@ratioking7514]

React to this ratio 🤡

[@HandTingSeason]

It would be better if Simon and vik weren’t so soy acting like they were watching 2 girls one cup or something

[@naisyahgendot3852]

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------NUDE.YOUNGGIRLS.TODAY/sunnyleone 💜 MAKE ME YOUR S*X SLAVE KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "help" KZbin: BE GONE History : deleted Phone : yeeted Body :heated Holy water : needed #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾 #ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！１#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！#今後は気を付けないとね5). . !💖🖤❤

[@naisyahgendot3852]

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------NUDE.YOUNGGIRLS.TODAY/sunnyleone 💜 MAKE ME YOUR S*X SLAVE KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "help" KZbin: BE GONE History : deleted Phone : yeeted Body :heated Holy water : needed #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾 #ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！１#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！#今後は気を付けないとね5). . !💖🖤❤

[@shrisiva4016]

Ah they missed the best line "You in the audience, you could be the father!" 😂😂

[@stockontruthchannel2631]

Okzbin.info/www/bejne/pGiVnJ6Xr7qad9U KSi got it wrong 😅😅😅👍

[@stockontruthchannel2631]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGiVnJ6Xr7qad9U KSi got it wrong 😅😅😅👍

[@ratioking7514]

Opinion rejected 🤡

[@Subvolpes]

at 5:19 they describe literally every child thats been on this show

[@Super6931]

This was great, would love to see a part 2 to it !

[@digrilolima3634]

The 7:38 dude, 80% Neanderthal DNA

[@cream4050]

we honestly need ethan so much in this one

[@highgradekush1529]

For real I could see it.. “In the case of 4 month old beccatunda, JJ you are NOT the father”😂

[@beastmodegaming3440]

4:53 LMAOOO FUNNIEST PART

[@dasanibrown7143]

Honestly it's best when you've either pretended to be sick or were sick and skipped school and watch it at your grandparents house.😭🤣

[@chikowashere]

The thing about the show is that even though most of these aren't real, it's still great.

[@hafizalfarzan]

As a WWE fan, seeing Vik knowing Vince McMahon, made me proud

[@bionecktide]

Dude, he is a billionaire. Obviously he would know him. It would surprise me if he knew someone named Hafiz or me ffs

[@derlinabraham7366]

Yessss literally been watching these comps for like the past week

[@kingkryptonite0]

You Are Not the Father (SDMN Edition) would be hilarious to see

[@liamtuck436]

When Vik said “we have Jeremy Kyle”… can i just say “we HAD”. RIP that show!

[@sweetlife031]

0:27 Ummm…..how do you even *try* to go a solid 9 months without knowing that you’re pregnant?

[@hengxiang294]

The situation is call cryptic pregnancy The term cryptic pregnancy is used by medical professionals to describe a pregnancy that is not recognized by the woman who is pregnant until she is in labor or has given birth. (Wikipedia)

[@Eckturd]

Cause she’s kinda… to put it nicely… not small

[@RudyPhile]

8:58 :- Calfreezy in the red as audiance?

[@harshbhardwaj107]

6:51 epic vik 😂🔥

[@keshneekisten100]

You guys keep making my day

[@ratioking7514]

We don’t care 🤡

[@animeguy6877]

Harry: "These people look like NPCs" That's because in a way they are. Most of them look like they don't have control over their own lives.

[@unluckyturnip3207]

The first two guys look like brothers

[@appl3145]

JUSTICE FOR DAVID! my man was right, respect

[@ratioking7514]

Justice for you after this ratio 🤡

[@rifcage2276]

@@ratioking7514 L

[@ancyp.v.7455]

4:00 tf am I watching 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrCoffeeJug]

2:57...just hear me out but why this guy look like The Rock with dreadlocks?

[@jakejoffe-hamori]

Kinda

[@youcallmefanyoucallmearmy]

Vince Mcmahon a chairman, legend, millioner, running one of the biggest company. Simon: This guy look like younger Vince.

[@viperthedragonsamurai.001]

Not anymore. Triple H took his place.

[@CCA2020]

We NEED a part 2 to this 🔥

[@dezynur8997]

Vik: This is a very Harry video 😅 Me: Could be a very Ethan one too… 😐

[@madman-goku7381]

Vio

[@ratioking7514]

We don’t care 🤡

[@naisyahgendot3852]

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------NUDE.YOUNGGIRLS.TODAY/sunnyleone 💜 MAKE ME YOUR S*X SLAVE KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "help" KZbin: BE GONE History : deleted Phone : yeeted Body :heated Holy water : needed #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾 #ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！１#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！#今後は気を付けないとね5). . !💖🖤❤

[@haridaspalleeri6765]

Someone had to approve this show for TV...

[@Nikstar112Shorts]

That would be the best video ever! The sidemen watching the show live

[@ratioking7514]

Watch this ratio live 🤡

[@KofiBanwell8]

This is the show you watch when you are on a sick day from school. No exceptions.

[@DankSwegSkuxxXhayel]

I hope second dude pursued a rap career, dude is a natural performer 🤣

[@khawajabilawal3151]

5:33 Feel bad for him don't know what was going through his head.

[@technicalgaming7038]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5u1qpuFlsythpI Let's see

[@tomaszmintah9791]

As soon as I saw the notification and the title I knew it was gonna be a banger I mean Harry's reactions alone are killer.

[@technicalgaming7038]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5u1qpuFlsythpI Let's see

[@ratioking7514]

We don’t care 🤡

[@naisyahgendot3852]

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------NUDE.YOUNGGIRLS.TODAY/sunnyleone 💜 MAKE ME YOUR S*X SLAVE KZbin: This is fine Someone: Says "help" KZbin: BE GONE History : deleted Phone : yeeted Body :heated Holy water : needed #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾 #ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！１#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！#今後は気を付けないとね5). . !💖🖤❤

[@nugeei50]

Can I just say, I want more😂😂

[@carolinabucio1406]

We need a part 2,3,4,5 etc!! 😂😂😂🐐

[@Suzy24]

This is one of the best SidemenReacts videos ever 😂🤣

[@_siggis]

Keept thinking why people would buy tickets to be in the audience, but then after the video ended I changed my mind as it could be perfect friday night entertainment 😂

[@seapinecone2869]

4:24 would be a banger on tiktok bro

[@antoniacosta6221]

9:02 How did none of them clock Maury saying the guy had 2 other children that died???

[@narutoanime7338]

THE SECOND DUDE WAS RELEASING THEM "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER" RECORD.

[@eshaansimha3625]

Vik: There’s so many people involved in these relationships that I’m confused Summarizes the show as a whole

[@ashnajha7227]

Please do more of this 🙏 🤣🤣

[@mq1405]

this is actually sad lol, we just laughing at peoples relationship problems and then the kids just there like 'this dude celebrating coz turns out hes not my dad"

[@tiegewastaken]

Is it just me or does David looks like CalFreezy at 1:25?

[@fjphotos]

Maury and Jerry Springer. Every time after school was the goat show 😂😂

[@nhd6128]

Every kid in the US who 'stayed home sick' from school watched Price is Right, Jerry, or Maury 😂😂 prime mid-day entertainment

[@rossnunez7819]

we need a part 2 ASAP !!!

[@RhysClark97]

0:36 theyre the same guy, am i crazy? its the same dude lmao

[@osprey12346]

This video was so funny. Lit video sdmn 🔥🔥 keep up the great work love your videos 🔥

[@brandoncarter3309]

This is why the aliens will never make first contact.

[@NocturnalSmoker]

1M in 14 hours on the Reacts channel and the main channel with JJ doing 20 vs 1, Sidemen moving mad!

[@boltthunder2061]

0:41 why does the first one look like the second ones dad

[@jamesmensah5403]

9:17 if you saw that

[@charliejohnsonjr]

3:25 hold up what he just say

[@Class1Railfan]

Can this be a series on its own? Maury DNA reveals is pure entertainment.

[@jioshfiouwhegfoiwe]

I just realized that oversimplified Napoleonic wars video referenced this 2:20.

[@shivanshmishra9348]

As an Indian these cases are nearly impossible to digest that a person sleeps with so many other people that they don't know who is the father of the baby whom that person has given birth

[@dadzreactz178]

Where's Ethan when u need him

[@praneel5920]

Yes. I NEED meme reacts. They are the funniest.

[@stockontruthchannel2631]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGiVnJ6Xr7qad9U KSi got it wrong 😅😅😅👍o

[@stockontruthchannel2631]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGiVnJ6Xr7qad9U KSi got it wrong 😅😅😅👍q

[@samanirsanglir9731]

The first one was great, 😂😂 look at all those ladies taking her side only to be embarrassed of themselves😂😂

[@roa7294]

Vik: ""I need a second to digest that last one"" its also the first clip lmaooo @2:34