Michael Mcintyre On His Dramatic Weight Loss | HAPPY AND GLORIOUS Best of | Universal Comedy

[@msmith05]

I love that he never actually finishes a story, he just gets distracted and forgets about the last one

[@feloniusgru8972]

That's literally me

[@Nothing-yf4ks]

That would annoy me if anyone did that in real life I’m pretty sure I’d just start yelling at you

[@barkley2824]

Just Toast he doesn't forget them - obviously, he's a comedian and all of his performance is scripted - but those are actually his transitions. they're subtle and seamless and they create that sort of chatty, tangential effect, but in fact they are very deliberate. i think it's very clever how he executes them in this particular way.

[@TheTruthKiwi]

Just Toast Haha very true! I'm still waiting for him to tell us how the iPad started his weight loss regime

[@Mushroom321-]

It's as if a squirrel was doin jokes.. 🤣

[@puppetsock]

Give Michael Mcintyre more money. He's extremely funny but not offensive in any way. More of him please.

[@leadaniel4236]

Relatable, everyday humour. Like you say not offensive, it's brilliant. Proper family man, I love him too ❤️

[@baileyharris9172]

I thought he was one of the most well payed comedians

[@clarebirschel4100]

puppetsock he’s worth millions I doubt he needs any more! He is funny though

[@abi.005]

Agreed. I laugh so much

[@jdc4316]

Clare Birschel that’s not what he means by money lmao

[@antonydandrea]

I love how all of his content is literally just commentating real life. Literally what we all experience and do and its hilarious!

[@alexandercummins]

Its called, observational comedy, quite popular in the UK amongst British comedians.

[@Msspicy2011]

Po

[@m_d1905]

@world peace George Carlin was better and way before Seinfeld.

[@hawks8470]

@world peace it might be but at least Michael is funny.

[@jungletheme2094]

I love how he talks about his wife probably the only comedian who doesnt slag their wife off for a cheap laugh.

[@woodward_m8594]

Josh wolf doesnt slag off his wife. He's great too. Great storytelling about his life ;)

[@rbanerjee605]

vivacious 730 josh wolf slags off his son.

[@Roe97]

JOHN MULANEY!!!!

[@LadyHashZ]

He would kill it in America !!! He’s insanely funny and accurate in all counts. I just discovered him and I’m in a binge watch

[@janicebillington2633]

And he doesn't rely on profanities to get the laughs either. How very refreshing.

[@janicebillington2633]

And he doesn't rely on profanities to get the laughs either. How very refreshing.

[@niknak9361]

Ngl Americans have a dry sense of humour. So you can’t take him because they won’t appreciate him. He is incredibly funny and amazing.

[@leobowen-elliott9439]

Pure Bordem No, if anything, British people have dry senses of humour. Take The Office for example. The UK version is very subtle and sarcastic while the US version relies on loud and crazy characters, although both shows were good, and so is Michael McIntyre.

[@sharkspeare2222]

​@@leobowen-elliott9439 You mean the "american version" because it's an originally English show and yes of course the americans can't make decent series without loud and mad charecters

[@lyndarogers9024]

My favourite comedian. Makes real life situations hilariously funny.

[@MaximumDivine]

His wife must have one helluva sense of humour cause she is always the butt of his stand-up.

[@myjeanification]

She's laughing all the way to the bank

[@magster41]

@@myjeanification dont be a twat

[@lucypembroke8333]

@@myjeanification You took the words right out of my mouth 😂😂

[@8yuhg]

Yes she is very supportive and he still makes her laugh... she has said that why she married him lol 😂

[@rosieglows]

They've been married for 16 years.

[@tower3899]

That’s a funny comedian for you, when the audience is laughing so loud that you sometimes can’t even hear what he is saying 😂😂😂. I’m literally in tears.

[@amioffenbacher-ferris8148]

Absolutely love Michael McIntyre!! Never has a comedian, slash that, gifted story-teller made me laugh so many times in one sitting. Would love to meet his wife some day, she must be a truly fantastic person!! 😊

[@Asa-df8kb]

Warning; don't eat while you watch a clip with Michel, I choked on my biscuit and coffee......

[@1toshi32]

He was talking about the men pissing themselves laughing at his wife's night time antics. I was pissing myself laughing at the same time. I literally had tears in my eyes from laughing. He is such a crack up. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@teamcream8996]

I’ve only ever not been able to breathe 2 times: 1. Whilst chocking on water 2. When binge watching this man’s comedy

[@fujikoybanez5266]

😂😂😂 it’s 5am and I’m just binge watching his comedy acts

[@harryturner8701]

Good for you

[@lilymae5662]

Same

[@miriamsinclair1655]

5 h 20 !

[@robinbirb06-79]

Are you on your iPad? 😂

[@fujikoybanez5266]

cicithekpoplover - 😂😂 no iPhone

[@katienoor1988]

Me to my friends “Do you think I’ve lost weight ” My friends: uhhh....kinda

[@fletchergraves2765]

Katie Noor army

[@katienoor1988]

Maddie got yes jams ayyy😄

[@8yuhg]

Omg the FaceTime thing is soooooo true for me! 😂

[@jc9552]

I love his sense of humor. It is spot on on stuff most of us can relate to and yet he keeps it clean.

[@Nettsinthewoods]

This man has me creased up in tears. Love him to bits.

[@WxB2001]

10:28 This part about the public toilets in services is comedy gold 😂😂

[@minnamaarit]

He is soooo FUNNY!! My social distancing is going so well with him

[@Jamie-lx7dj]

Lol this is even more for me cuz i saw him the other day cuz he lives on my street

[@dreamhobbiz]

Literally the only comedian who can light up my day. I wanna be just like him someday.

[@yvonneost12]

He is so bloody funny , I dont know if he makes his material up or has someone do it for him ~ but even remembering it all is amazing .

[@ER-uy7ct]

The only comedian who makes me laugh every time.

[@Ptr-NG]

The best of all of this is that Mike is always talking about real life experiences, to which almost everyone can relate to ...

[@kristenhart843]

Seriously one of my favorite comedians on the planet!!😂😂😂

[@AMack-wd6bi]

Kristen- top 5 comedians ever?!!! 😉😊😊 Loooove him!!

[@LadyLoraella]

'I say good morning to my phone before I say good morning to my wife'. My mom does this when she gets home, but with the dog. She spends like 15 minutes greeting and reassuring the dog and then to my dad she's just like 'hi.' and that's it.

[@maryannbrown4499]

Lotte hilarious 😂😂

[@hannahmclaren9672]

I love him. Makes me look at my life, and see everyone else is the same

[@JessLynch22]

Gotta love Michaels comedy its great! 😂😂😂

[@gloriapaddock4618]

Laughed till I cried. What a great comedian.😂😂😂😂

[@ruzahel6287]

When I didn’t have a phone, I had books and cartoons. They give me about the same level of entertainment.

[@lisahenry20]

And I ignored people about the same amount, maybe even more 😂

[@abornbuyer]

Answering the phone in the bath was hysterical because I could totally relate! Just like all of his other topics! And being from the US I haven't heard of golfers elbow but we have tennis elbow??? Binge watching Michael again to start my day with no sleep. He makes my day so much better!

[@diedriegibbs6938]

Oh my goodness he is HILARIOUS. Good Lord my makeup smudged because I'm crying laughing😂😂😂😂

[@dongxuemo4090]

I’m laughing so much my stomach hurts and I’ve got tears in my eyes

[@AAAAAAFGGGH]

My kind of comedy. Things that really happen and Michael is able to put an hilarious spin on everything. He makes me laugh out loud! thank you Mr. McIntyre!!!!!!!!

[@margaretclark56]

Absolutely love the description at around 12.00 . I frequently check the last time when toilets were cleaned and think “ WHAT?” when I walk into a dirty disgusting toilet , that technically has just been cleaned. !!

[@mahimakalla1861]

He has been texting since he was born 🤣

[@miamore5048]

"No,no Darling, quite the opposite" hahaha

[@Divergent.Spirit]

I personally love Michael Mcintyre, don't know why there's so many haters down at the bottom.

[@1funkyflyguy]

Well, that's just were you'll usually find them.

[@CarmelWox11]

They have no sense of humour :3

[@jaaanaaa8045]

Michael McIntyre is the funniest Comedian I have ever seen! 😂

[@tessab8038]

haha when i was ten my family's i-spy games got really intense with the answer being horizon, condensation, motion or sediment

[@rvdb7363]

In the Netherlands the game is played by saying the colour of the object instead of the first letter. With two colourblind brothers I usually won.

[@blizzard5993]

Tessa B lol

[@ash-ej3uh]

I’m stealing these 😂

[@sharonready5102]

Tessa B..... my 6 yr old daughter came up with ‘tired swan ‘ once ! Yes there was a swan ....but tired ?? Hahahah

[@2gooddrifters]

B P. Bald patch. That went down well.

[@sistagalsistagal8136]

I was meant to watch 1 skit before sleeping, 20 skits, two hours later and a sore gut from laughing 🤦‍♀️🤣.

[@Mushroom321-]

"I won" ,"It's clean..". 🤣 right!? YES!,..

[@sherylbrown6943]

I love michaels humour , he’s hyperactive . 😂😂😂

[@katsumi7012]

8:14 it sounds like “你要干嘛啊” which means "what do you want"😂

[@sandrap3665]

Katsumi勝見 s

[@WorthyMissJ]

Omfg! He's describing my sleep habits! Only, I wake myself up by burping. Lmfao!

[@MyrJuhl]

Omg, I'm in tears. This is so funny :D

[@Shaylalalalayyy]

Omg I was laughing so hard. This guy is awesome.

[@randysgurl1314]

I have discovered Michael McIntyre & Tom Ball in the same week!!! Nice England!!!! WOW!!!!

[@captainie1]

Absolutely brilliant thank you for giving me such a great laugh

[@lucysmith4328]

9:02 is it just me or when hes saying how is wife is mumbling in another language it sounds like shes talking in the sim language?

[@FruitBowlsAreMyThing]

just you :P as an avid sim player it sounds nothing like simlish

[@lucysmith4328]

@@FruitBowlsAreMyThing kk thx I never really play sims so like, idk

[@DizzyDior12]

To me it sounds like Minions. 😂

[@olliebonugli8881]

I agree with Lucy Smith

[@SingingWithWings]

@@lucysmith4328 Sul sul! Glad to find another simmer here!

[@sienashawver6511]

Thumb war ninja🤣🤣🤣that floored me

[@pinkbutterflies1679]

He’s so funny. I’m from the U.S. is this guy in any T.V. Or movies? If not he should be. 😂

[@Sab.86]

He’s a British comedian.. he’s on tv shows here sometimes he has his own show too called the Michael McIntyre show it’s funny watch his live at the Apollo comedy performances they are hilarious

[@sarahdickens9738]

He's on British network TV a lot, but you can also find him on Netflix.

[@YooHooShy1]

Me being far sighted only makes it hard to read for very long. The lines will vibrate and then blur as if my eyes are too tired to keep working. 😅The struggle is real. Glasses probably buy me a half hour more.

[@immortaljodi]

His bit about facetime is all too true now

[@bladgier]

"I just frisby an iPod fuck off" tha destroyed me hahaah

[@nicolarollinson4381]

Best laugh i've had in ages. Love it 😁😁😁😁

[@jakeriese4862]

Thanks

[@Noah_The_Potato]

His wife talks in sims language when she sleeps

[@AcanthaRayneOakMoon]

So hilarious. One of my favourite comedians of all time. I was thinking during that last bit about loo seats.... that technically in the gents toilets, loo seats are only necessary less than half the time considering the first thing most men do on entering the loo, is to put the loo seat up lol

[@greenhippie5360]

LOL! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

[@chrissyandjanaable]

Omg he is brilliant man.Wow laughing is so good for the soul I need to laugh to keep me positive if that makes sense!!!!!!

[@chrissyandjanaable]

I wished I had got ticket's to see him in NZ!!!!!!

[@glennreggie3036]

The new Jerry Seinfeld of situational comedy 😂😊👍🏽

[@mariepaige7977]

He is hilarious 😆😆

[@omardude39]

"that'd look quite nice at home, does that just screw off, does it?"

[@hannahjohnsen1454]

The noises he made when he imitated his wife sleeping always remind me of Pengu the Penguin! Anyone else watched that show as kids?

[@tatiannalunsford5241]

He reminds me of Eddie Izard! He’s the funniest comedian Ive ever heard!!😂😂😂😂

[@charmaccents6278]

Just found you tonight and you are hilarious! Thank you!

[@teddythespringer8117]

I wanna see his wife react to this 😂😂

[@cranium33333]

Michael is so funny. Can’t help but here Stewie Griffins voice from family guy! 🤣😂

[@MEMyselfandIKN1984]

Never noticed that before, but YES!!! 😂😂

[@MissteriousMisstress]

That thumbwar bit killed Meh.

[@shijoejoseph2011]

Why is the window open? Talk to me... Loo seats and socks in dryer...share an uncanny bond with each other!

[@anneldamorris]

I love his comedy and with how long i have been watching his youtube clips i just now noticed that he explains things that we all know about for example the face time joke. I dont understand why he has to explain it.

[@seerpou]

he just went on a huge tangent. hello i wanted to hear about ur weight loss

[@xalexis.editsx]

seerpou Honestly😂😂

[@ryansreborns]

I’ve had an iPhone since I was 4 years old 😂 I definitely think it was to shut me up

[@Sam-oo1uo]

Terrible and lazy parenting. No child that young should have a phone.

[@Candorsmayhem]

Sam it's really no different than having a gameboy.

[@tiarehenry7507]

It's really hard not to laugh In The middle of the night

[@lisarawlinson2049]

In the bath..watching this 😂

[@allisonp71]

He is so funny! I want more videos 😁

[@mimi8352]

He’s so funny!

[@PlainVlogs]

So fkn good 😂😂

[@sistagalsistagal8136]

English whit is funny, I know, my other half is a whitty English man, he has cracked me up every day since I met him without fail, so being English, whitty and MM, he just takes that fun to a whole new level 🤣.

[@Chilcutte]

I use the Ferry Bathroom stall with no Lock* because it is always clean*

[@andreaboggs3126]

Love this guy❤️

[@jamesdspaderf2883]

08:46- how many of you immediately googled Mrs Michael McIntyre!

[@JustDeepSilence]

His wife sounds like the og minions 🤣

[@mandylam5439]

I'm dead, people steal toilet seats?? The fuck goes on in London 😂😂😂

[@zSchreckensszene]

He's lost quite a bit; any more in fact, and he'll be John Mulaney.

[@ivanolsen7966]

8:11 ....... i've had a coughing fit after laughing too much .....l

[@michellecourtney780]

I've had tennis elbow and I don't play tennis either.

[@Liv.s05]

When he talked about the long sighted people it killed me I am long sighted and when he was like someone will be talking to you and you are like who are you go away then when they are a decent distance away u r like wait come back where r u going

[@beckymason6535]

So bloody funny!!!

[@thejasonbischoff]

I’m from earth and this guy is funny.

[@feirouzefoufa3036]

Night farts lol fireworks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💫💥💣

[@stonks9755]

"i...... spy" xD

[@nicoleblacklaws5515]

I’m sorry but Michael McIntyre is one of THE BEST comedians bc so many nowadays are offensive. He’s not though 😂 just my opinion 🤷‍♀️

[@Cripps221]

For the non offensive yes, but for all humour types he’s not up there for me

[@audreymcleod563]

Don't be sorry,your opinion is your opinion and you are entitled to it.

[@nicoleblacklaws5515]

Audrey McLeod ONE OF THE FEW NICE PEOPLE ON KZbin COMMENTS, thank you xo

[@peoplegetslapped1502]

Found the social justice warrior

[@ИринаКузина-б7п]

He is great!!!!

[@rachelring2542]

Yes!! Eye spy.

[@louisebentley4886]

I can see Michael's missus requesting another "word" with him

[@lavendergilly5843]

Is it just me or does he speak faster since losing weight

[@Bunchoeves]

I've woken myself up by snoring So Many Times. I'm just as confused.

[@giselledsouza4073]

I bet Michael always sleeps funny

[@potatoeblade1165]

I can just imagine walking in my friends basement and seeing 10s of 100s of toilet seat just hanging out in a corner