Funny conversations from shivering isles

Just a video of the funny things people say in the oblivion: shivering isles........

[@unconscious7219]

Sheogorath keeps these people around because they can't function properly in the real world. This daedra is so kind.

[@gaarmmaarg5347]

I think this is where they go when they die actually its like a big asylum in the sky

[@rionthemagnificent2971]

Do not believe madness to be a curse, mortal. For some, it is the greatest of blessings. A bitter mercy perhaps, but mercy nonetheless - Sheogorath.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

It's true though, these people seem far crazier than Sheogorath, when we hear "The Daedric Prince of Madness" it conjures an image of him being the maddest thing in existence, when in reality; he's more like the one-eyed man in the land of the blind, he's like a crazy shepherd with flock of even crazier sheep.

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

Well when you think about it, mania and dementia represented opposite deviations from sanity. Maybe all insanity in this way. And when you put all the insane together, they make one, giant, sane hive mind.

[@seliamila1005]

he is the one who drives them mad in the first place lol

[@spaceonisorceress4406]

It's missing my favorite line: "You bring the Fork! Happy day! The blind shall see! The lame shall walk! The short shall tall! Forks for all!"

[@domoallcaps]

Zachary Damascus i

[@stephenskinner7207]

YES!

[@bighead8060]

I finally found the Fork!

[@eshingler29]

With my umbra i took the soul from this Argonian female called runs-in-cirlces all i said was get lost because she was waffling on about apple's and carrots then gave me a headache screaming out loud Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni I did want to take Big head's soul with umbra because he was singing to a fork. I used this fork of horripilation on him instead. Big head's big head on a pitchfork of sorts

[@killermemesatareasonablepr9707]

"Your stick is a lot nicer than mine, Sheogorath...." -Gloorolros

[@imperialwatch6305]

Ah, it's good to see you, citizen! Oh yes, I know who you are. You've become something of a legend in these parts!

[@killermemesatareasonablepr9707]

Imperial Watch Why yes, I am a legend. But not in these parts. I am a legend in Skyrim

[@imperialwatch6305]

Any citizen who takes the time to talk to a member of the Legion is okay in my book. With all that's happened, it's good to know we're appreciated.

[@lordsheogorath194]

wanna see?

[@ShadowclawIV]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@doctoocto4164]

Pretty sure the people who wrote the lines for The Shivering Isles were on drugs

[@Shinywhite]

Sad Man Sausages!

[@epicjn]

Docto Octo have you got any skooma?

[@flyindevil]

Do the bones talk to you, too?

[@grugonk]

If they were on drugs this game wouldn't have been made at all.

[@graciousviker7331]

you've got nice bones

[@dominusmessor138]

1:54 Oh, just build some walls around you to protect you from the walls. That'll do it.

[@odinlindeberg4624]

*trump intensifies*

[@dominusmessor138]

Trump's ancient ancestors are revealed.

[@jadon3597]

Just imagine tourists going on holiday to the shivering isles

[@Bart851]

Gotta appreciate The Shivering Isles. It was when Bethesda fully acknowledged how cheesy Oblivion is and embraced it at full force.

[@mcgoldenblade4765]

Staying in the Shivering Isles for too long makes you as crazy as it's inhabitants.

[@combinecommando001]

And this is why we feel right at home there.

[@imperialwatch6305]

Hello, citizen. I hope you're faring well in these difficult times.

[@literallyasuka2996]

Merkky Shivering Isles looks like and seems like a universe I would make up, so when I went to Shivering Isles I was like "Woooaahh this is my world".

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Honestly I wish this place was real, I'd love to move there.

[@thegalacticbard]

I think my favorite is the Khajiit that talks about dogs.

[@killermemesatareasonablepr9707]

Kristen *I LIKE DAWGS, DAWGS ARE PRETTY!*

[@brocklesnerd1283]

Khajits in this game looks so funny

[@bluediamond7745]

Says the CAT on two legs!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@darknightmike10yearsago]

TJZ2017 LOL. From my experience it is cats hating dogs, because I used to have a cat and a dog that would fight, since my dog wanted to say hi, but my cat would hiss and scratch at her.

[@Knwu-h4m]

Me too

[@SomejuanYouKnow]

I lost my shit at "I LIKE DOGS. DOGS ARE PRETTY."

[@ackthegreat6697]

Yea you got all these batshit insane people and then just a khajiit spitting fax

[@thatchannel195]

Your stick is a lot nicer than mine.

[@thatchannel195]

Ok, grammar nazi.

[@sirperson362]

Okay/ O.K.*

[@sirperson362]

Oh wow. WIkipedia is your source. Crushing!

[@typalmer6850]

Or "okay'. Therefore, your correction should have been "okay" or "ok".

[@tristanfaulconbridge7874]

LNB KS : Thank you kind Sir!

[@thegamingstudios9525]

Lol you should have put the Argonian from Highcross, who runs in circles and yells Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni if you dont give her what she wants. Dam hilarious!

[@literallyasuka2996]

TheGamingStudio s NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI!

[@GetTpOrDIE]

@@literallyasuka2996 what did you say, what did you say? Ni Ni Ni Ni ni ni ni ni...

[@Aedrion-]

"I'm Felas Serandas... don't breathe on me." "Don't come too close, I don't want to catch whatever *you* have!" "I bet they have diseases... adventurers always carry nasty... diseases." How are these glorious lines not here? :D

[@thegreenassassin553]

I like dogs.

[@carnificus]

I missed this kind of charm in Skyrim.

[@TheFlyingBlueWhale]

I like how the most sane person living in New Sheoth - Bolwing - was probably made to speak gibberish by Sheogorath to let him appear a madman.

[@kubek]

there was also this guy who was speaking like he got all the time screwed up. Like "I've already told you that tommorow!" or "I'll see you yesterday"

[@STxGamingProductions]

Tove the Unrestful certainly has some nice quotes. He's the same guy who's building a skyboat and asks for you to get tongs and calipers to hold all the water in the air for his boat to sail on. lol

[@j.o.d4915]

"What did you say? What did you say?"

[@Lonewo1f726]

Michael Jackson asking for skooma? wtf

[@ClubPenguin7771]

lol what

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

more like Amy Winehouse

[@Lonewo1f726]

Matt Allen lol

[@gtacod1146]

Lonewo1f726 mhm very true i told yall mj is not dead

[@michaelt62077]

Imagine if the entire game was just based in the Shivering Isles with more cities with inhabitants like this. That would be hella dope

[@shadysam7161]

I wish Big Head was like M'aiq, just break the basic rules and get to live for 1 thousand years and show up in every game since Morrowind since that is Big Head's first in-game appearance.

[@zoushaomenohu]

There's more than one M'aiq, actually. The one in Skyrim mentions his dad's name was M'aiq, and his grandpa's name too. Plus, there's a M'aiq the Liar in ESO too, which hundreds of years before even Morrowind's events, so the house of M'aiq is truly a long and storied lineage.

[@ThatGuySizzleMac]

They did bring back the Fork in Skyrim but it doesn't do anything besides be the only equipable fork, so it's just as useless as it was in Morrowind.

[@LionofDawn]

Gal bursten it.

[@luckypyfreerides7137]

can't sleep at home ya know, the walls, they aren't safe...

[@citrusaurus1970]

I like how the faces on Oblivion range from weird to passable to HOLYFUCKSCARY

[@MyRedHulk]

After finishing this DLC, I am permanently 1% less sane.

[@buckrodgers1162]

You should try finishing it 99 more times. Then it would be time for a celebration. And Sheogorath would give cheese to everyone. Wait scratch that. He would give cheese to no one. Which would be just as much of a cerebration if you don't like cheese. True?

[@matiasvonbischhoffshausen1307]

Good. Do it 99 more times

[@nottuska1732]

WELL... I leave this video 302.9% more enlightened than I entered it.

[@protonmonkey]

This is like if TES and that series of audition reels with amateur actors reciting "you could stop at five or six stores...or just one!" had a child

[@zachyo233]

Big head seems to have a lot in common with smeagul

[@TheGr8scott]

By the nine divines I had forgotten how ugly the residents of Cyrodiil and the Shivering Isles were without mods!

[@thatchannel195]

Martin is good

[@angkhoanguyen6114]

@Koby Cossins and one

[@imperialwatch6305]

Truth is, the Legion doesn't know who was behind the Emperor's murder. We've already ruled out the Dark Brotherhood. So is this something... worse?

[@theillusiveman5444]

Imperial Watch Good day, citizen.

[@imperialwatch6305]

+The Illusive Man Hey, you're the one they call the Hero of Kvatch, aren't you? The one that closed the Oblivion Gate and saved the city?

[@typhoonic]

I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than yooouuu~!

[@TheArnoldification]

something something goblins something something advanced stages of dementia

[@brandonhoward3805]

Imperial Watch How is the nice Imperial Watchman so sure it wasn't from the hand of Sithis?

[@jazzydragon4498]

0:59 The face I see in my sleep paralysis nightmares.

[@shadysam7161]

Have you seen Cutter's face? It looks like a Third-World contury tribesman taking plastic surgery from untrained and blind dummies.

[@eldar5812]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Бедолага

[@stonksboinz]

You forgot about the most important line: *NINININININININININININININININININI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@Dogman_35]

I think the oblivion DLC is the main reason why I still love Oblivion so much more than Skyrim.

[@keegs1163]

Todd: lets make an expansion guys with a whole new type of people and world! Also Todd: if u hire any more than one new voice actor your fired

[@Xephoriah]

"Pass the skooma already!" Uhh, I think you've had enough...

[@nickbrommer2919]

They are all insane, Sheogorath is making them that way

[@brendonhavener]

I thought they lived in his realm BECAUSE they were insane, not because Sheogorath made them insane

[@TheWhatisthiseven]

Mostly the former, a bit of the latter, actually.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

If anything Sheogorath is the sanest person in the Isles, he's like the one eyed man in the land of the blind

[@timewasteland]

I suppose many of you don't remember, but if you did Sheogorath's quest in Morrowind, which was about getting the Fork of Horripilation to the Madgod, you encountered Big-Head. He had the Fork in his possesion.

[@IulianusTabernarius]

BIG HEAD!!! Oh I missed him, still remember when I killed that giant sky monster with a fork. good times.

[@robertdeffenbaugh9004]

Everyone in the Shivering Isles is high on Skooma.

[@AllHailMe12431]

i love Bhisha's tune when he says: He has a nice dog. I like dogs.

[@applejuicemoon]

I was a Khajiit when I went to SI, so the orc sent his dogs to attack me. And then I met another orc and he was like 'here kitty kitty' XD

[@shrimpanzee001]

Big Head takes the cake. Runs-in-circles is a very close second

[@basedbattledroid3507]

The devs got so much better at making faces when Shivering Isles came out

[@maomaomi5434]

Yeah that crazy baker from bliss was so fine

[@eyeballtheruby]

Is it just me creeped out by Cutter? Everything about her, her face, specifically the way she stares at you, as she 90% of the time will speak about sharp blades and enemy's suffering. That's one reason for me to find her interesting lmao

[@shadowsheringon]

you know i dont know whats creeper the npcs personality or there faces

[@OriosBackup]

Shadowsheringon *You know, I don't what's creepier, the NPCs' personalities or their faces.

[@jamz1507]

Shadowsheringon Both

[@tashamarks2168]

Honest Sweetroll 2 years later, stop it.

[@omnical6135]

@@OriosBackup i come three years in the future the forbidden year of 2020, i relay an important message, it reads "don't be a grammar nazi"

[@maomaomi5434]

Aww you missed my favorite ones: runs-in-circles, the bliss blacksmith, and the counting lady, the joke cat, and the "cute little monkey" orc from split.

[@metalmaria26]

Poor Big Head.

[@Thomlin12]

How did these voice actors keep a straight face when doing these lines?

[@fullotto8704]

Big head: "whispered shouts into my ear" ... yeah that makes sense😂

[@elcummo6109]

BY AZURA, BY AZURA, BY AZURA!

[@MrEpic-qe2tt]

Bhisha and Big Head are my favorites. Especially Bhisha's facial expression, it's great

[@penguinmaster7]

i have to agree with bisha. i like dogs.

[@stevehussein4259]

Now THAT is crazy talk. Who in their right mind could ever like dogs? You madman you.

[@penguinmaster7]

Steve Hussein i like dogs because dogs are pretty. big head is the one who's crazy...

[@adoringfan1976]

You got some skooma, yeah? Pal? Buddy? Oh... come on, pass the skoo- IS THAT A walking skooma you got?

[@daniellarkin8596]

hopefully you arent a furry

[@khou0]

ironic coming from a cat-person

[@MilekEagle]

I wish i was a citizen of Shivering Isles :)

[@articusramos808]

I be careful with that... those walls are too close for any of us to be safe.... BRING ME SOME CALIPERS AND PAINTED TROLL FAT!!!!!

[@Jackonian]

Oh my god, Big head is the best character EVER!

[@jamz1507]

HE'S GOING TO EAT ME I LIKE DAOWGS

[@bighead8060]

Ah yes the Fork of Horripilation! I finally found it!

[@mariusmonroe568]

FRIBBLE JUST FRIBBLE

[@reformchristopher5442]

That guy has irrational fear of walls and statues falling on him.

[@IGB06255]

Peoples in Shivering isles are alot funnier than Peoples in Cyrodill

[@Killerica5]

you like dogs? i like dogs too! thats nice.....

[@joshuaminton7583]

Killerica5 dogs are pretty

[@darknightmike10yearsago]

“Doesn’t everyone”

[@mushroomhead3619]

Bighead should have said "The blind shall see! The lame shall walk! And the dead shall talk!" Me: Clopin get outta there!

[@the8thinkerAX]

that Cutter though

[@timewasteland]

0:57 The first time I walked up to talk to her and I heard that voice, I laughed to damn hard. Seriously, it was like a laugh-shock.

[@hitrizdl]

I for one am distraught about the lack of Calming Pants conversation here

[@Swordmaster200]

Meat on a stick...? Hmm...-Stabs a,monster with a spear- Done!

[@InsertWittyUsername0]

Nords are the second tallest, High Elves are the tallest.

[@Tish1994]

gal burstin it :)

[@conanholmes8620]

😂

[@HAZNAUT]

i really felt that *FRIBBLE*

[@JJ-fq1ek]

For some reason everyone in new sheoth decided to kill big head :(

[@JJ-fq1ek]

oh right thank you

[@brandonwithnell612]

+Banter Saurus i think hes a little bugged that sometimes he will collect items, but instead of just collectng he will steal and pickpocket them as well causing people to attack him, although its pretty rare it still happends

[@jameswilkes6091]

Yeah for some reason back when I played console, I walked into the Inn in New Sheoth and he just collapsed and died right in front of me. Weird.

[@mikewright7964]

What the voice actors were thinking of Todd Howard during the making of this expansion I will never know

[@NoMastersNoMistress]

TES4 has charm in spades and TES5 has none.

[@Nipotius]

"your stick is a lot nicer than mine. Sheogorath." :O

[@rhithym]

that dog lover has his shit straight. im just like that irl

[@fayeharrison1741]

I'LL KALICRAK THE FINDOO gal burstin it

[@jacobkeeton4860]

2:04 lol :)

[@bradstev14]

im gonna steal a fork from the cutlery draw and walk around town talking to it just to see how quickly ill be thrown into a mental hospital

[@nars_bars8774]

Dude I swear a while back when I was playing the DLC I was just standing around the marketplace after talking to Brithaur and I saw in the top left that 100 g was removed randomly and I freaked out and killed Brithaur and I'm pretty sure I found my gold in his inventory.

[@gamespectra8752]

나라 Muse Haha! 😅 That's hilarious! 😁

[@blender7]

3:00 oh dam! he is talking about that fork in morrowind! you need to kill a bullnetch with a fork of horripilation for a quest from a shrine to sheogorath. lol, what a nut.

[@euanharrison7125]

This DLC made me woke as fuck

[@peoplegoboom100]

i just played the whole shivering ilses all of this is true XD

[@aandrei99]

1:00 she'll forever haunt me

[@Auge2011]

i never heard that rabble from Big Head too bad, i found him dead on stairs in the Bliss. Someone killed him.

[@darjee5262]

That fork.

[@leow193]

I forgot those nightmarish faces

[@hemlixx3504]

The city is actually in chaos, I'm assuming either the mentally ill and the addicts were sent there OR sheogorath did that

[@Snoogen11]

Oh wow, I never realised the gibberish guy, can be translated once you become the interim mad god.

[@Podbursky]

those who wrote the dialogue might have been slightly intoxicated lmaooo

[@wolfman6489]

Cliffracer flyYyYyYy soOo hiIiIgh

[@q_q123]

0:58 gave me a fright

[@literallyasuka2996]

Of course the weird conversations are all pretty much from Shivering Isles lol.

[@blazingbleezy668]

I swear I talked to people who talk like these npc especially the randomness

[@sithisrants4154]

Oh, Big Head, you've... done it again...

[@OfficialPage_Of_BrotherLion]

Love how Skyrim anniversary edition brought back most of elder scrolls Oblivion

[@shadowsteed15]

Oh I love Shivering Isles sooooo much. :D

[@GeorgeArrancar]

I like dogs, dogs are pretty lmao :D:D

[@Sinuev1]

I had it for a while. Used it to kill a giant Bull Netch. Jumped on it's back and stab, stab, stab, stab, stab for like three hours until it died. Then Sheogorath took it away from me and gave me some crummy epic "Spear of bitter mercy" instead. I wanted to kill the devil with it. :(

[@explodingplant2]

Skyblivion...include THE ISLES

[@wuxiagamescentral]

must have precious, precious is mine *insert smeagel face*

[@TheDoktatorship]

its actually an easter egg from Morrowind, just in case you havent played it, being used in a deadric quest: *SPOILER* to kill a netch, big head :P unfortunatly, he takes it off you at the end, but no one says you have to finish the quest :D

[@polemic9029]

YOUR LIPS TO HIS EARS. LMAO OMG WTF

[@yirotogi]

No, Orcs are taller than Nords.

[@AllHailMe12431]

what about that one time when that guy @ 0:02 says: "wanna get a stick? I got a fresh one right here!"