Never seen anything like this before. This is gold. 🎯 👇
@melodymeowsymeow7 күн бұрын
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@jakethesteakman6 күн бұрын
It isn’t funny. Like, not even a little. I didn’t laugh, not even accidentally-not a chuckle, not a smirk, not a single breath through the nose. You dropped that joke like it was supposed to hit, and it just sat there, completely lifeless, like a wet napkin on a dry sidewalk. I don’t know what kind of reaction you were hoping for, but whatever it was, this wasn’t it. The silence after you said it was louder than the joke itself. I stared at the screen so long I started questioning my own sense of humor, like maybe I missed something. But no. There was nothing to miss. It was just bad. And not even "so bad it’s funny" bad-just bad bad. Like, the kind of joke that makes you feel embarrassed on behalf of the joke. The setup? Flat. The delivery? Wobbly. The punchline? Missing. It’s like you tried to tell a joke but halfway through forgot what jokes are. I’ve heard elevators that rise faster than that joke went anywhere. You tried to land something and crash-landed in a field of crickets. It was so unfunny, I feel like I owe myself an apology for reading it. My facial expression didn’t move. My soul didn’t flinch. Time didn’t pass. It just wasn’t funny. It wasn’t funny when you said it, it wasn’t funny when I reread it, and it won’t be funny tomorrow, or ever. Please don’t do that again. For everyone's sake.