Funny jokes & stories from Smii7y's Warzone

[@BloodyMobile]

"500 liters of Frog" is one of my favorite Matt's stories. And "IM RIMMING YOU THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!" is one of his best threats xD

[@S1LLY_MAST3R_SHAK3_L0V3R]

Looool

[@Error-2156-X]

I agree

[@bru9383]

Don't threaten me with a good- huh

[@mikkelnpetersen]

11 billion crabs

[@ZeroAgateVeil]

14:50 love how matt goes from being mad annoyed to just "boys, tea's ready" with a calm tone We all gotta love matt

[@Facethatsad]

@SemiEclectic oh really that's totally not what they meant at all what do you make tea in ? a kettle captain obvious

[@santinopucheta1111]

19:01 *SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL GRIZZY!!*

[@gabrielhenson5751]

love seeing the boys gaslight grizzy into thinking sea snails don't exist.

[@zboy1152]

21:34 Matt screaming "RUPERT!" had me dying man

[@bluebirryn]

I read PUFFERT accidentally 😄

[@turboismad9376]

*MY NAME RUPERT.*

[@vlogmngames]

MY NAME A RUPERT!

[@sandman5891]

I love it how there’s a disclaimer for “not family friendly content” and instantly you hear “500 liters of frog”.

[@goofy-ahh101.]

500 Frogs in A Big Bottle.

[@n3rd_chris520]

29:58 this is the funniest comeback blarg has made in my opinion. Makes me laugh so hard because he was so quick with it 😂

[@TheWiseDoge]

This is not the only time this happened- Smii7y: “What flavour are you Grizzy?”😏 Grizzy: “What do you fucking think?-“ 😂 Matt with zero hesitation: “BLACK LICORICE.” 😀

[@Coltsfan36951]

I have one Smitty moment screen recorded and it’s that one bc of how good it is😂😂

[@monroerobbins7551]

13:53 that’s just ADHD, yo. I once spent an hour flipping a pencil back and forth from hand to hand.

[@halyoalex8942]

“The end was… this” “And we finally reached it, boys” *Video ends* Perfect. 😂

[@DrewSavo]

23:14 I’m still waiting for the sitcom to air. Just 3 guys living their lives and in the background you’ve got Jafar the terrorist who’s famously survived 7 suicide bombings just plotting, and they’re just like ‘Yeah dude, rents due next week.’

[@st4rfright]

honestly makes me think of aqua teen hunger force

[@branpul0604]

42:53 Probably my favorite clip from Matt, something about the audio of this clip makes it sound like he was recorded by a front door camera

[@Cjvoltage232]

44:54 thank you for adding the music, it makes it 1000x funnier 😂

[@bluebirryn]

That's one of my favorite moments :)

[@DrewSavo]

I don’t know which is better: the added music or the fact that through sheer dumb fluke Blarg actually managed to sing in time with the song. _HEAD TRAUMA_

[@amd1857]

Yo, I know I’m a year late, but I was gunna say that too! Definitely made an already funny moment that much funnier!

[@lepone2317]

*AHH WATER ON MY KEYBOARD!* - Blarg I love how naturally chaotic and funny Matt is. Like the boys said, he doesn't even TRY to be funny; he's just LIKE THAT all the time.

[@ShadowSniper743]

24:13 "Why did we lose that? This is so good!"

[@bluebirryn]

Hehe, it's like the the right side of a brain vs the left side

[@chaosmiles07]

Mattercell: "This... gives me... an idea..."

[@Anigaming-dz5gh]

Warzone moments but it's standup comedy

[@notsmii7y]

The first 5 minutes or so was all frog jokes but I’m all for it

[@disneydan1504]

Oh my god I never noticed that

[@demonknight0412]

Thats his whole channel 😂

[@aimansyukri1069]

​@@demonknight0412@2

[@ItzTheMrMan]

Considering their sitting in a gaming chair almost all of the time it would be considered "Sitdown Comedy"

[@ShadowlightXX03]

36:08 I love how in time Grizzy was with that burp.

[@minidan393]

Blarg is just walking content idk how smii7y will get content without him

[@thedandy6765]

smii7y manages on his own aswell but blarg is like my friend the content is just there

[@Phoenix-kn8uk]

41:01 grizzy sounded like he just had a raccoon shoot up his ass 😂

[@luminous1968]

35:08 they got me laughing as I was breathing out that was painful but hilarious

[@bluebirryn]

Fart jokes never disappoint

[@randomguy3080]

Bro the shot at 4:20 even though the conversation is so silly, the shot of blarg Droid and Puffer falling and leaving the trail in the air from smitty’s pov is fucking cool

[@bigfootadmirer8627]

20:59 ah yes the ultimate stress reliever

[@bigfootadmirer8627]

Do i really need to say more?

[@bigfootadmirer8627]

26:23……

[@bluebirryn]

*frucket* *bamhurger* *AN ANT!* yeah, that's all I wanted to say :)

[@smoove_]

there's AN ANT in my bamhurger frucket

[@mr_inzaine]

I want to eat 300 liters of fried frucket

[@goofy-ahh101.]

Pin

[@halyoalex8942]

God, every time I hear the frog house story, I can't unsee the Mattercell animation of it. It invades my mind's eye, like a psychic attack. :D

[@thantos2530]

49:18 Smii7y's reply sounds like a line from a Tommy Wiseau movie

[@toddbattlehammer9012]

Hey, thanks for actually doing something with my suggestion, and even adding a bit to it. Most of the time, channels just ignore them but I'm glad to see you actually surf the comments for video ideas like mine and probably many others. You have my subscription and I can't wait for the next compilation.

[@bluebirryn]

Thanks

[@InkyWinkDink]

"Bro. It was in spongebob, he was under the sea, what?" *_"SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL, GRIZZY!"_* That caught me SO off guard. 😭

[@leodavis03]

8:00 Don't take that outta context lmfao

[@smoove_]

31:19 transforms into a lawnmower

[@jordanu1220]

Thank u blue for doing all these different Smitty videos❤️

[@bluebirryn]

You're welcome

[@ThePandemonium]

10:42 Grizzy becomes Kirby

[@ThatOneInkIing]

21:00 ayo all of a sudden im stressed

[@bluebirryn]

Do you want a bl*wjob? 😆

[@dynamo7685]

44:55 Smitty had some good flow but Matt’s “HEAD TRAUMA!” Kills me every time 45:21. And then immediately after Smitty looks like he face plants right into the metal rim on the way down

[@brendent.934]

Props to you for putting the episode title for each segment so I know where to find it, as well as your other Smii7y compilations! Thank you kindly for your work!

[@CalmestRaccoon]

The fact you likely found the exact squirrel image Blarg sent them is both amazing and concerning.

[@Goldstandard_1]

21:00. I took a sip of milk and immediately spat it out when he said that. That caught me off guard so bad

[@bluebirryn]

"you need a bl*wjob?" 😂 (you were drinking milk while watching milk, wow))

[@glitched7665]

The amount of SpongeBob jokes. Also the amount of content they’ve gotten from this.

[@davecrupel2817]

"You make my heart whole...full of shotgun shrapnel!" 😂😂😂 EDIT: 39:45

[@Nikke__]

youtube for some reason refuses to show the video higher than 144p but I think that it just makes it ten times better

[@Elmo_gtagvr55]

45:20 head trauma lol

[@turboismad9376]

*H E A D T R A U M A ! : )*

[@elusivegamergirl]

"It was multi-ant. It was ant plural!!"

[@velris2745]

At 10:02 on i cant help but feel like the hellhound is the one wanting hamburger in my brain

[@Danidoesnails]

43:10 love seeing arab jokes from matt LMFAO

[@WerewolfCowboy]

13:58 from this and the 30 seconds after of just blarg yelling at grizzy after calling a zoo animal just losing i was on the floor dying tears in my eyes omg i cant breathe my laugh got as much pitch as Smitty's

[@Jackarooooo]

I was listening to this in my car, got to 2:12 where blarg said Siri, my siri proceeded to show me crazy frog.

[@bluebirryn]

🤣

[@Error-2156-X]

11:53 imagine working in a fast food place and getting this costumer

[@eherogaia8545]

11:48 uhh did y’all hear what Matt said?………😂 sure didn’t sound like that…..😮

[@SS_Atlantic_Greyhound1119]

This has become one of my favorite videos cause it always makes me laugh so hard. Know to self, but be careful whenever you drink or eat anything while watching this cause their is a good chance you turn into a water sprinkler!

[@Majimba]

14:20 and 14:30 Matt's outburst of rage made me laugh so hard,I'm having stomach pain

[@santinopucheta1111]

21:34 *¡¡¡RUPERT!!!*

[@lDemol]

12:21 should had said holy cow

[@barbdyck642]

50 shades of frog 🐸

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

25:07 I’ll never not love that delivery

[@Korey1121]

I was sent to Christian camp a lot and I loved it. We would go to church and at night sneak around and sleep with different people. Lots of fun times there haha.

[@Shadow0fd3ath24]

30:01 and 1:03:16 are some of the best jokes ever made by Matt lmao

[@davecrupel2817]

Shame on me perhaps. But i dont get the token joke. :c

[@wandered_rogue22]

@@davecrupel2817cause they’re making a joke on the “token black guy” trope since a lot of group will have one black friend to seem more diverse

[@DrewSavo]

It doesn’t HAVE to be that way. There’s a British comedian who’s starring role on a tv show catered towards disabled people is ‘Token Able-Bodied Person’

[@Judge_Of_Fate]

Anyone have a list of the amount of times Smi77y, Blarg, Grizzy, and Puffer have gaslighted each other whether intentional or not because them telling Grizzy that snails don't live in the ocean gets me every time. There are sea snails

[@AmaraTheTransFemboy]

Cows in a hurricane be thinking: HOLY COW

[@lilgamer7177]

"I got something swiss but it's cheese. How long has that been in your pocket? The cheese or the joke"😂😂

[@dutch_and_dimes]

I swear Matt just radiates Content Energy just by being present

[@violet_steak3412]

"Who lives in a lobster?" got me dying! 49:07

[@Elite21022]

I like how you have a disclaimer at the beginning to let the viewer know what to expect. Big W in my opinion.

[@emerald0052]

11:17 11:33 11:53 22:20 24:22 36:46 37:33 40:01 40:37 52:45 54:49 55:19 56:05 56:56 58:18 these time stamps are just for me nothing to see here folks

[@bluebirryn]

Okay... ;)

[@RayZrAnims]

8:14 "1 guy, 1 pit, 1 crime concealed"

[@Joyful_Traitor]

I was looking for the AN ANT clip thank you

[@Mister_Beano]

28:18 Deflated Baby

[@brziperiod]

Frog segment post mattercell animations is hilarious. Like the frodge bit

[@thomasharrington1477]

54:05 does matt have a POV of this?

[@bluebirryn]

Me curious too

[@Inferiis]

Smii7y Warzone moments but it's just Matt being Matt

[@shweebols]

the whole ant conversation had me in tears

[@devilwhonos]

30:34 image if some other team just heard it and walked in wounding wtf lol

[@nathantodd8951]

10:42 "pepper me" from "hamburger meat" does anyone else hear it too?😂😂

[@bru9383]

The fact that almost a third of the video is lobby jokes, you just know what the environment for perfect comedy is. 😂😂 Warzone is just a beautiful disaster with Smii7y Edit: and of course, Jafar

[@goofy-ahh101.]

*J A F A R ! !*

[@avienzo]

22:05 WHY THAT SOUND SO GOOD THO

[@galvatron5778]

The hurricane cow joke is severely underrated

[@HarryTunutmoak-s9w]

45:22 that HEAD TRAUMA got me laughing hard

[@TheWiseDoge]

24:05 Almost every kid show or rom com has a scene where the protagonist is eating something and crying and they sound like this

[@DrewSavo]

22:00 I’ve heard of sharing brain cells but JEEEEEZUS!!!!!

[@MommyJenlmao]

0:11 The sounds my stomach makes when it's upset

[@ChivalrousThief_Zelnir]

"THATS IT, IM RIMMING YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"

[@histarke]

1:01:16 True reason why Puffer's a big G- Taking bs and roast em nice and fine-

[@kaizerai2008]

18:58 i think Grizzy is talking bout' Sea Snail

[@bluebirryn]

Yeah, poor Grizzy, the guys just convinced him he's wrong when he was right 😄

[@jessicadean9258]

Not gonna lie... 26:23 I was taking a sip of my soda... my nose hurts like a bitch now.... XD Then I immediately take another one... now my nose hurts twice as much. XD

[@brawlingblastoisex9498]

I just want to say that at around 2:15 when Blarg said siri, it activated my own 💀

[@notsmii7y]

46:58 will always be the best Grizzy lip ever

[@miguelangelo2871]

This video just made me realize hoe much matt is just a walking content maker 😂

[@Anobluu]

I noticed it was an hour long compilation like halfway through the video and just went "frucket, I'ma watch the rest now that I got this far" 😂

[@NoahTurbo_]

Ever since Matt's whole frucket joke and 500 liters of frogs story, I personally thought that Animal Crossing: New Horizons would be a good game for him to play on his spare time (like whenever he's not recording or streaming), especially because there's an item in this game literally called "froggy chair"

[@mefford2692]

The best group to watch, simply for the comedy.

[@disneydan1504]

20:09 Smii7y tried to say his joke five times

[@JuniperofTheWolves]

This video, on my graduation day!? Yes please

[@Obi1Classic]

36:06 Waiting for someone to drop a banger using this part.

[@SHSscorp82]

These are the best compilations! So many hilarious moments by about the 5th one I have to wipe away the tears I’m laughing so hard. 😂 18:52 No joke, I didn’t know the snails eaten as escargot weren’t from the ocean. I just assumed they were harvested like oysters & such.

[@SmugRock96]

35:07 fun fact: when you die, all of your muscles relax so deep to where you never could alive. This releases everything like feces, urine, and air from your body. This means if Matt were to put a pillow over his grandfather's face, considering Matt's age of 26 years old, making his grandpa very old (my guess would be about 60-80) he would not be springing on the walls. Blargpa is most likely having not the best control on his rectal muscles, meaning it would be way easier to shit himself. In conclusion, Matt is right for once, and also said some Matt bullshit

[@eins2001]

60? Really old? TF?

[@Illegalfrogg]

"I better get a full candy bar or I'M OPENING THIS VEST!!!"

[@roccosaint5844]

Cow in a hurricane, goes straight to clip of a cow in a tornado. That shit fucking got me.

[@disneydan1504]

In Grizzy’s defense, there are such a thing as a sea snail

[@Cutebear376]

34:47 ya welcome

[@tatertots2682]

Do you know what the sound effect is called ive been looking for it for so long lmao

[@Cutebear376]

@@tatertots2682 no, sorry.

[@SchröderGV]

​​@@tatertots2682 Just search "brain aneurysm meme", you'll find it :)

[@Goldstandard_1]

Blarg: I got a bucket Me: Dear God

[@matthewwiegand4833]

Blarg: There's more.

[@actuallyIDontExist]

@@matthewwiegand4833 Me: NO

[@Kelsousername]

"who lives in a lobster?" "fucking nobody?" hahaha

[@justaclosetweeb]

I might actually overdose on laughter and die rather than have my depression cured because of this video

[@phelan511]

32:07 that fucking laugh😂