Funny jokes & stories from Smii7y's Warzone

[@BloodyMobile]

"500 liters of Frog" is one of my favorite Matt's stories. And "IM RIMMING YOU THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!" is one of his best threats xD

[@S1LLY_MAST3R_SHAK3_L0VER]

Looool

[@Error-2156-X]

I agree

[@bru9383]

Don't threaten me with a good- huh

[@mikkelnpetersen]

11 billion crabs

[@ZeroAgateVeil]

14:50 love how matt goes from being mad annoyed to just "boys, tea's ready" with a calm tone We all gotta love matt

[@Facethatsad]

@SemiEclectic oh really that's totally not what they meant at all what do you make tea in ? a kettle captain obvious

[@zboy1152]

21:34 Matt screaming "RUPERT!" had me dying man

[@bluebirryn]

I read PUFFERT accidentally 😄

[@turboismad9376]

*MY NAME RUPERT.*

[@vlogmngames]

MY NAME A RUPERT!

[@santinopucheta1111]

19:01 *SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL GRIZZY!!*

[@gabrielhenson5751]

love seeing the boys gaslight grizzy into thinking sea snails don't exist.

[@n3rd_chris520]

29:58 this is the funniest comeback blarg has made in my opinion. Makes me laugh so hard because he was so quick with it 😂

[@TheWiseDoge]

This is not the only time this happened- Smii7y: “What flavour are you Grizzy?”😏 Grizzy: “What do you fucking think?-“ 😂 Matt with zero hesitation: “BLACK LICORICE.” 😀

[@Coltsfan36951]

I have one Smitty moment screen recorded and it’s that one bc of how good it is😂😂

[@sandman5891]

I love it how there’s a disclaimer for “not family friendly content” and instantly you hear “500 liters of frog”.

[@goofy-ahh101.]

500 Frogs in A Big Bottle.

[@monroerobbins7551]

13:53 that’s just ADHD, yo. I once spent an hour flipping a pencil back and forth from hand to hand.

[@halyoalex8942]

“The end was… this” “And we finally reached it, boys” *Video ends* Perfect. 😂

[@lepone2317]

*AHH WATER ON MY KEYBOARD!* - Blarg I love how naturally chaotic and funny Matt is. Like the boys said, he doesn't even TRY to be funny; he's just LIKE THAT all the time.

[@DrewSavo]

23:14 I’m still waiting for the sitcom to air. Just 3 guys living their lives and in the background you’ve got Jafar the terrorist who’s famously survived 7 suicide bombings just plotting, and they’re just like ‘Yeah dude, rents due next week.’

[@st4rfright]

honestly makes me think of aqua teen hunger force

[@ShadowSniper743]

24:13 "Why did we lose that? This is so good!"

[@bluebirryn]

Hehe, it's like the the right side of a brain vs the left side

[@branpul0604]

42:53 Probably my favorite clip from Matt, something about the audio of this clip makes it sound like he was recorded by a front door camera

[@ShadowlightXX03]

36:08 I love how in time Grizzy was with that burp.

[@Phoenix-kn8uk]

41:01 grizzy sounded like he just had a raccoon shoot up his ass 😂

[@chaosmiles07]

Mattercell: "This... gives me... an idea..."

[@Cjvoltage232]

44:54 thank you for adding the music, it makes it 1000x funnier 😂

[@bluebirryn]

That's one of my favorite moments :)

[@DrewSavo]

I don’t know which is better: the added music or the fact that through sheer dumb fluke Blarg actually managed to sing in time with the song. _HEAD TRAUMA_

[@amd1857]

Yo, I know I’m a year late, but I was gunna say that too! Definitely made an already funny moment that much funnier!

[@Anigaming-dz5gh]

Warzone moments but it's standup comedy

[@notsmii7y]

The first 5 minutes or so was all frog jokes but I’m all for it

[@disneydan1504]

Oh my god I never noticed that

[@demonknight0412]

Thats his whole channel 😂

[@aimansyukri1069]

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[@ItzTheMrMan]

Considering their sitting in a gaming chair almost all of the time it would be considered "Sitdown Comedy"

[@minidan393]

Blarg is just walking content idk how smii7y will get content without him

[@thedandy6765]

smii7y manages on his own aswell but blarg is like my friend the content is just there

[@bigfootadmirer8627]

20:59 ah yes the ultimate stress reliever

[@bigfootadmirer8627]

Do i really need to say more?

[@bigfootadmirer8627]

26:23……

[@bluebirryn]

*frucket* *bamhurger* *AN ANT!* yeah, that's all I wanted to say :)

[@smoove_]

there's AN ANT in my bamhurger frucket

[@mr_inzaine]

I want to eat 300 liters of fried frucket

[@goofy-ahh101.]

Pin

[@luminous1968]

35:08 they got me laughing as I was breathing out that was painful but hilarious

[@bluebirryn]

Fart jokes never disappoint

[@leodavis4242]

8:00 Don't take that outta context lmfao

[@thantos2530]

49:18 Smii7y's reply sounds like a line from a Tommy Wiseau movie

[@InkyWinkDink]

"Bro. It was in spongebob, he was under the sea, what?" *_"SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL, GRIZZY!"_* That caught me SO off guard. 😭

[@smoove_]

31:19 transforms into a lawnmower

[@randomguy3080]

Bro the shot at 4:20 even though the conversation is so silly, the shot of blarg Droid and Puffer falling and leaving the trail in the air from smitty’s pov is fucking cool

[@ThePandemonium]

10:42 Grizzy becomes Kirby

[@davecrupel2817]

"You make my heart whole...full of shotgun shrapnel!" 😂😂😂 EDIT: 39:45

[@Nikke__]

youtube for some reason refuses to show the video higher than 144p but I think that it just makes it ten times better

[@halyoalex8942]

God, every time I hear the frog house story, I can't unsee the Mattercell animation of it. It invades my mind's eye, like a psychic attack. :D

[@dynamo7685]

44:55 Smitty had some good flow but Matt’s “HEAD TRAUMA!” Kills me every time 45:21. And then immediately after Smitty looks like he face plants right into the metal rim on the way down

[@Elmo_gtagvr55]

45:20 head trauma lol

[@turboismad9376]

*H E A D T R A U M A ! : )*

[@toddbattlehammer9012]

Hey, thanks for actually doing something with my suggestion, and even adding a bit to it. Most of the time, channels just ignore them but I'm glad to see you actually surf the comments for video ideas like mine and probably many others. You have my subscription and I can't wait for the next compilation.

[@bluebirryn]

Thanks

[@eherogaia8545]

11:48 uhh did y’all hear what Matt said?………😂 sure didn’t sound like that…..😮

[@elusivegamergirl]

"It was multi-ant. It was ant plural!!"

[@jordanu1220]

Thank u blue for doing all these different Smitty videos❤️

[@bluebirryn]

You're welcome

[@glitched7665]

The amount of SpongeBob jokes. Also the amount of content they’ve gotten from this.

[@Danidoesnails]

43:10 love seeing arab jokes from matt LMFAO

[@limesampkins-oy1xo]

Dude I wish I could have a friendship as pure as these guys

[@lDemol]

12:21 should had said holy cow

[@ThatOneInkIing]

21:00 ayo all of a sudden im stressed

[@bluebirryn]

Do you want a bl*wjob? 😆

[@CalmestRaccoon]

The fact you likely found the exact squirrel image Blarg sent them is both amazing and concerning.

[@Goldstandard_1]

21:00. I took a sip of milk and immediately spat it out when he said that. That caught me off guard so bad

[@bluebirryn]

"you need a bl*wjob?" 😂 (you were drinking milk while watching milk, wow))

[@brendent.934]

Props to you for putting the episode title for each segment so I know where to find it, as well as your other Smii7y compilations! Thank you kindly for your work!

[@santinopucheta1111]

21:34 *¡¡¡RUPERT!!!*

[@Error-2156-X]

11:53 imagine working in a fast food place and getting this costumer

[@lilgamer7177]

"I got something swiss but it's cheese. How long has that been in your pocket? The cheese or the joke"😂😂

[@velris2745]

At 10:02 on i cant help but feel like the hellhound is the one wanting hamburger in my brain

[@Majimba]

14:20 and 14:30 Matt's outburst of rage made me laugh so hard,I'm having stomach pain

[@Shadow0fd3ath24]

30:01 and 1:03:16 are some of the best jokes ever made by Matt lmao

[@davecrupel2817]

Shame on me perhaps. But i dont get the token joke. :c

[@wandered_rogue22]

@@davecrupel2817cause they’re making a joke on the “token black guy” trope since a lot of group will have one black friend to seem more diverse

[@DrewSavo]

It doesn’t HAVE to be that way. There’s a British comedian who’s starring role on a tv show catered towards disabled people is ‘Token Able-Bodied Person’

[@barbdyck642]

50 shades of frog 🐸

[@emerald0052]

11:17 11:33 11:53 22:20 24:22 36:46 37:33 40:01 40:37 52:45 54:49 55:19 56:05 56:56 58:18 these time stamps are just for me nothing to see here folks

[@bluebirryn]

Okay... ;)

[@violet_steak3412]

"Who lives in a lobster?" got me dying! 49:07

[@nathantodd8951]

10:42 "pepper me" from "hamburger meat" does anyone else hear it too?😂😂

[@WerewolfCowboy]

13:58 from this and the 30 seconds after of just blarg yelling at grizzy after calling a zoo animal just losing i was on the floor dying tears in my eyes omg i cant breathe my laugh got as much pitch as Smitty's

[@jessicadean9258]

Not gonna lie... 26:23 I was taking a sip of my soda... my nose hurts like a bitch now.... XD Then I immediately take another one... now my nose hurts twice as much. XD

[@thomasharrington1477]

54:05 does matt have a POV of this?

[@bluebirryn]

Me curious too

[@Jackarooooo]

I was listening to this in my car, got to 2:12 where blarg said Siri, my siri proceeded to show me crazy frog.

[@bluebirryn]

🤣

[@Korey1121]

I was sent to Christian camp a lot and I loved it. We would go to church and at night sneak around and sleep with different people. Lots of fun times there haha.

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

25:07 I’ll never not love that delivery

[@Judge_Of_Fate]

Anyone have a list of the amount of times Smi77y, Blarg, Grizzy, and Puffer have gaslighted each other whether intentional or not because them telling Grizzy that snails don't live in the ocean gets me every time. There are sea snails

[@RayZrAnims]

8:14 "1 guy, 1 pit, 1 crime concealed"

[@SS_Atlantic_Greyhound1119]

This has become one of my favorite videos cause it always makes me laugh so hard. Know to self, but be careful whenever you drink or eat anything while watching this cause their is a good chance you turn into a water sprinkler!

[@AmaraTheTransFemboy]

Cows in a hurricane be thinking: HOLY COW

[@histarke]

1:01:16 True reason why Puffer's a big G- Taking bs and roast em nice and fine-

[@devilwhonos]

30:34 image if some other team just heard it and walked in wounding wtf lol

[@phelan511]

32:07 that fucking laugh😂

[@Mister_Beano]

28:18 Deflated Baby

[@Inferiis]

Smii7y Warzone moments but it's just Matt being Matt

[@HarryTunutmoak-s9w]

45:22 that HEAD TRAUMA got me laughing hard

[@disneydan1504]

20:09 Smii7y tried to say his joke five times

[@brawlingblastoisex9498]

I just want to say that at around 2:15 when Blarg said siri, it activated my own 💀

[@bru9383]

The fact that almost a third of the video is lobby jokes, you just know what the environment for perfect comedy is. 😂😂 Warzone is just a beautiful disaster with Smii7y Edit: and of course, Jafar

[@goofy-ahh101.]

*J A F A R ! !*

[@notsmii7y]

46:58 will always be the best Grizzy lip ever

[@MommyJenlmao]

0:11 The sounds my stomach makes when it's upset

[@nebby_ya_boi257]

10:35 high pitched grizzly voice 😂

[@shweebols]

the whole ant conversation had me in tears

[@Kelsousername]

"who lives in a lobster?" "fucking nobody?" hahaha

[@Elite21022]

I like how you have a disclaimer at the beginning to let the viewer know what to expect. Big W in my opinion.

[@SmugRock96]

35:07 fun fact: when you die, all of your muscles relax so deep to where you never could alive. This releases everything like feces, urine, and air from your body. This means if Matt were to put a pillow over his grandfather's face, considering Matt's age of 26 years old, making his grandpa very old (my guess would be about 60-80) he would not be springing on the walls. Blargpa is most likely having not the best control on his rectal muscles, meaning it would be way easier to shit himself. In conclusion, Matt is right for once, and also said some Matt bullshit

[@eins2001]

60? Really old? TF?

[@kaizerai2008]

18:58 i think Grizzy is talking bout' Sea Snail

[@bluebirryn]

Yeah, poor Grizzy, the guys just convinced him he's wrong when he was right 😄

[@DrewSavo]

22:00 I’ve heard of sharing brain cells but JEEEEEZUS!!!!!

[@dippw]

24:03 Upset eating, I felt that🥲

[@Arcane_Kobold]

Half of this should be called “Blarg homiesexual moments” and I am absolutely not opposed to that

[@Joyful_Traitor]

I was looking for the AN ANT clip thank you

[@ChivalrousThief_Zelnir]

"THATS IT, IM RIMMING YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"

[@avienzo]

22:05 WHY THAT SOUND SO GOOD THO

[@TheWiseDoge]

24:05 Almost every kid show or rom com has a scene where the protagonist is eating something and crying and they sound like this

[@sudomane]

45:03 WHY DID THAT GO SO HARD DAYUMM

[@impendingrandomness]

“I’m ghostface, you’re blackface” Actually had me combusting 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Anobluu]

I noticed it was an hour long compilation like halfway through the video and just went "frucket, I'ma watch the rest now that I got this far" 😂

[@brziperiod]

Frog segment post mattercell animations is hilarious. Like the frodge bit

[@galvatron5778]

The hurricane cow joke is severely underrated

[@animer7672]

28:50 mfs in 2001 be like

[@Obi1Classic]

36:06 Waiting for someone to drop a banger using this part.

[@NoahTurbo_]

Ever since Matt's whole frucket joke and 500 liters of frogs story, I personally thought that Animal Crossing: New Horizons would be a good game for him to play on his spare time (like whenever he's not recording or streaming), especially because there's an item in this game literally called "froggy chair"

[@dutch_and_dimes]

I swear Matt just radiates Content Energy just by being present

[@yashbali1300]

11:35 is my favorite clip yet

[@matthewboyer7401]

"Bro, it was in SpongeBob, he was under the sea, what?" "So was a goddamn squirrel, Grizzy!!!"

[@umbreon_plays64owo]

45:22 it was all going fine, and then Matt happened, and my stomach has been hurting for the past 5 minutes my ass was so not ready for that