Funny Men In Black 2 Moments

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[@Kila332]

"Oh no, a six hundred foot worm. Save us Mr. Black man" best line ever!!

[@zachbrackin993]

You commented that 10 years ago isn’t that crazy

[@daphnegrass9579]

Hehe. Hope you are doing well after a decade..

[@domingofung]

"Oh no sit down, is just a 600 foot worm"

[@Stormtroopergreg]

1:12 oh no six hundred foot worm. Save us Mr black man 👨

[@DarthTwilight]

I may be late to the party, but, that was an epic line.

[@Darkwolf1942]

K "That come standard?" J "Actually it came wid a black dude but he kept gettin pulled over."

[@lastprimaris7914]

I just got it

[@lass-inangeles7564]

Too funny! This movie has the best lines!

[@seantaggart7382]

Ahahaha That's not funny

[@vanillachungus9546]

@@seantaggart7382 hell yeah it is

[@seantaggart7382]

@@vanillachungus9546 Yeah

[@xx3astmanxx928]

I love how in the first movie he's worried about people being neuralized but now he just does it indiscriminately lmfao

[@Whocares158]

He doesn't care anymore. His job can get pretty lonely.

[@omarrkoroma5570]

I love how in the first movie he's worried about people being neuralized but now he just does it indiscriminately lmfao

[@janmarcouy7629]

He already said that

[@xx3astmanxx928]

@@janmarcouy7629 dude was definitely trolling

[@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom]

That's the joke.

[@ogonga94]

Lol 8:40 "Didn't your mother ever give you a Game Boy?" "WHAT is a Game Boy?!?!"

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

8:40

[@hariscool11]

This message is t e n years o l d

[@gabrielbloch8837]

@@isaacsrandomvideos667 Its been 10 years since the accident, time to let her go

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Gabriel Bloch true. True

[@Noobzlikeu]

That's today's kids in a nutshell.

[@donanthebarbarian5177]

I love the ending where J says that they have to let the aliens living in a locker know the world is a bigger place. Just for K to say "still a rookie" and kick open a door that suited that earth and the rest of the universe are somehow in a locker in a bigger world.

[@mad_as_Hat.terish]

So potentially. Just possibly The whole universe we live in. Could potentially be a grain of sand in a mixture of other universes and worlds

[@RemoGutierrez1]

Scary

[@MrSPIDEY21]

I like how you over analyzed and over complicated that

[@mrtoast244]

@@MrSPIDEY21 ? Literally the point of the scene

[@bachpham6862]

@@mad_as_Hat.terish That's literally the plot of MIB 1: The world we live in is inside the universe, which is inside a marble of gigantic aliens.

[@internetperson573]

2:56 Looks like scully was as incompetent as a mib agent before the nypd

[@notts_999_6]

You are a man of culture

[@JayLiszte]

This ads to the backstory of them, in the season 7 episode Hitchcock and sculpt, the cold open shows what they were like in the 80s, and that might be why they were mib agents, but they got lazy. Scully can almost die at every second, and Hitchcock became a perv.

[@pat2rome]

Glad I wasn't the only one to go "it's Scully!" hahaha

[@jeniffer7799]

so I wasnt imagine it :O

[@TheGogogooman]

"We have a bug in the electrical system!" Jeff eats back of train and people run to front car "O, so now you all running, no no please just come back and sit down" Haha

[@voidsmith8887]

people these days smh

[@seantaggart7382]

@@voidsmith8887 yeah

[@tunderstorm2769]

Come save us mr. Black man!

[@javiermelendez1893]

Its only a 600ft worm

[@210DJW]

Its "Oh now yall running? No no sit down is only a 600 foot worm" I think

[@bellerain381]

I love how most of the time, J neuralizes people twice because he starts lecturing them! 😂😂😂😂

[@raven4k998]

well yeah he's got a real problem doing that one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@drtrekwars]

"Agent K is officially retired. I'm his trigger happy replacement. Something I can do for you gentleman?" "Drop your weapon!" "No!" Lol my favourite part :P

[@raven4k998]

I love the pointlessness of the giant fan in the entrance for mib headquarters it makes no sense at all🤣

[@ajminuz]

"Save us Mr. Black Man!"

[@lonesurvivalist3147]

@@Cutiepie-cy8td ? You serious?

[@lonesurvivalist3147]

@@Cutiepie-cy8td ??? Im confused, how is that racist?

[@lonesurvivalist3147]

@@Cutiepie-cy8td its not meant to be derogatory, besides will smith is saying it... Its not like anyone is trying to use it as a slur or anything... Its no different someone said "white boy" ... Its not said in anger or as an insult...

[@kathlol5390]

@@Cutiepie-cy8td you ignorant

[@seantaggart7382]

@Ali Hassan okay mr white man

[@apimpnamedslickback7391]

"Is that standard issue?" "Well it came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over"

[@Spegix1]

I am laughing my ass off whenever I see that

[@bardock4407]

4:28

[@metroplexprime9901]

The way K just responds with an understanding yet slightly disappointed "yep" is an immaculate cherry on top.

[@somebody787]

I miss Frank He is still funnier than every character in the International one. And he is a dog.

[@Whocares158]

Sad thing is. The Pug that played Frank is no longer alive.

[@daphnegrass9579]

God, The International was the shittiest movie I've ever seen. Why'd anyone make it?

[@The1Wolfcast]

@@daphnegrass9579 kzbin.info/www/bejne/i33IdZ-ulpiar8U hope this helps

[@nemesis3089]

@@The1Wolfcast I'm going to have a surgery for laughing too much at your comment

[@emPtysp4ce]

Thing about having a talking dog is you really appreciate dogs who shut up

[@lakeishahorne8092]

“ I Never Worked In A Funeral Home “ , I Die Every Time 😂

[@THEFlea1991]

My favorite quote lol

[@itsiwhatitsi]

So if you die every time … there is a funeral every time?

[@lakeishahorne8092]

@@itsiwhatitsi it’s a magical world we live in 🥴🥴 dearth can’t keep us forever

[@itsiwhatitsi]

@@lakeishahorne8092 yeah 🙌

[@icarojose6316]

What does that mean to work in a funeral ? Is this a joke about him being black? I’m not from USA

[@Takaichi666-]

5:39 That stare down between J and K never fails to make me Laugh

[@B501M]

to this day, i still don't know how Will could say, "anchovies filles and virgin olive oil," without cracking up laughing !! :D

[@bilalyamin]

That is effing ridiculous!!! 😅😅😅

[@UnlicensedGamer]

I don’t think anyone will ever see this but what about the train conductor. He flashed him he’s gonna have no memory of anything.

[@SMN-ct9gl]

Im guessing that they set the neurolyzer to erase their memory in the past 15 mins

[@jarednemec653]

Oh just like an ambien

[@Pierce456Go]

@@SMN-ct9gl yeah but they usually give an explanation to fill the missing memory, he just flashed that guy as he walked by

[@SMN-ct9gl]

@@Pierce456Go Eh. Its just a 15 mins, he'll think he was just dozzing off. And realized 80% of the train he piloted gone. If its like 8 hours of memory erased then its understandable

[@Pierce456Go]

@@SMN-ct9gl and maybe the passengers told him.

[@bucketlistadventures386]

"oh now y'all running, no sit down its only a 600ft worm" lol

[@V-for-Vendetta01]

"that's canine profiling, and I resent it". Lmfao how come I never caught that before

[@SamFisher147]

"Thank you for participating in our drill."

[@asifurrahman5014]

Welcome

[@Kenthrex]

"K is officially retired, im his trigger happy replacement" is my favorite line

[@Damocles178]

I love how the flying car just flashes the denuralizer as it flies across the city. I understand the need to keep people unaware of it's existence but sometimes I wonder if the memory of another agent was accidentely erased if they happened to be down there without their sunglasses on :P

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

It's just that allowed time So it would be like an antimemetitic Like an apple you're incapable of remembering as an example

[@jodyjojo1381]

They probably said 🤷🏾

[@jodyjojo1381]

I love Jeeves, as Jeeves and as Monk

[@DeeSnutts]

The agents should upgrade to contacts

[@midgetman4206]

@@DeeSnutts not as cool

[@karolina_14]

The scene with erasing memory of people in subway is the best

[@CyAnKS93]

"I'm Larry Bridgewater, and I decide what happens on this train." "Oh, oh YOU decide? Oh, ok, come here, come here- Larry?" "Yeah.." "Oh, meet my man, Jeff" PRICE. LESS.

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

Larry just made a decision

[@mr.personal-ity]

@@lemmythebulldog8812 9 year old decision..

[@alexbethea2178]

@@lemmythebulldog8812 Yeah larry can take his ass in there

[@iiPerc]

"Well it came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over" 😭😂

[@omairsh8]

Forgot that line 😂🤣

[@TheSteelStallion]

"Didn't your mother ever give you a Gameboy?" "WHAT is a Gameboy?!" "Y'know what MOVE! Move!

[@elitejackal3439]

Let’s all agree Frank is real champion of this movie. 😂

[@raven4k998]

who let the dogs out woof woof woof woof🤣🤣🤣

[@bezolsmate]

1:32 I love how he just flashes the conductor and doesn’t give him a back story

[@itsiwhatitsi]

Ahah true

[@michaelhaynes4946]

J's rant about the 600 foot work and ignorent new yorkers kills me everytime. He stops so fuckin' abruptly just to wipe their minds again XD

[@toogee1850]

you skipped the whole part where will smith tries to get out of all that tubing when he gets dropped? lol cmon that's one of the funniest scenes man

[@ilyasofficial1617]

to be honest, all scene are funny

[@g.b569]

Mushu the pug was awesome as Frank along with his voice actor, quite the combo.

[@jcfreak4ever1]

Oh, and Frank's hilarious!!! I loved when he was singing "I Will Survive"!! hahahahahahaha

[@michaelmckinnon1591]

The correct lyrics too

[@Kevin_Ramirez2020]

Oh look! 0% body fat! 😂😂😂

[@blessedfromday1170]

The last suit u will ever wear again 😂😂😂 still gets me

[@notayuki9853]

8:31 I just noticed that they used a chrome PS3 controller as a high tech controller pad for the car they were in

[@IronAndrew-jt4tv]

I thought it was obvious

[@ryandevan2793]

@@frog9304 to be fair thats the standard design of the dual shock isn't it.

[@Loewemon25]

Definitely a repurposed ps2 controller. In universe I just assume playstation was actually alien technology they confiscated. Like liposuction

[@GamingStar1995]

I love how confident J was, when K was completely in regret. Lowkey, idk any pizza box stacker who stacks pizza boxes like that! Great point lmao

[@moong.912]

6:08 I just caught it but Jay is right. The clue was the pizza boxes. If you remember the ending of the movie.

[@lordfriedrick7911]

You're right... I never thought about it...

[@jakeodell2966]

“I’m supposed to take advise from a dude that chases his OWN ass” LMAO

[@ShadowMoon878]

Fun Facts: 1) The video store girl is the female goalie in D2 The Mighty Ducks. And the store owner, Newton, is the Morgue attendant who got slimed and attached to the ceiling in the first MIB. 2) The little girl at the Post Office is the director's daughter. She would appear in MIB 3 as the hippie girl. 3) Tommy Lee Jones's daughter appears in the apartment where Jay and Kay got weapons for themselves and the Worm Guys. The director plays as the father. 4) Will Smith's sons Jaden and Trey were the two boys looking up when their flying car flew overhead.

[@JacobC479]

"Actually, it came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sephvion]

"it actually came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over." Dying here lol.

[@Shadowscales1]

7:25 J casually points a weapon that can disintigrate intergalactic aliens at a child

[@General_Nothing]

2:57 Hey it’s Scully! Being neuralyzed would certainly explain why he is the way he is.

[@averageEngineer9]

I thought I was the only one 😂

[@welkingunther5417]

Oh yeah. That explains a lot.

[@ShadowSkyX]

Also explains why he thought his sister was kidnapped by aliens

[@welkingunther5417]

@@ShadowSkyX I guess neutralizing doesn't necessarily get rid of memory completely. Seems some remnants remain.

[@vergilmontiero2558]

Explains why he can be competent, sometimes

[@Renegadebane]

Did the MiB just have a pug sized suit or do they 3D suit print bespoke suits? that's the kinda world building I'd like to see.

[@honeygreentea17]

I agree! Men in Black is hilarious all the way through! I've been looking for a video with all its best moments. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones have great onscreen chemistry!

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

"You're back." "No." "Then how'd you know his head will grow back?" *"It grows back?"*

[@docteurflou]

2:57 so Scully was a MIB agent ? Damn

[@christianparrish6647]

What do you mean?

[@CharleysZenZone]

@@christianparrish6647 he's from Brooklyn 99

[@sabrewolf4129]

Scully was a WOMAN, not a man.

[@vaniellys]

2:57 Hey look, Scully was a MiB before joining the 99th !

[@keyquestions]

"That's the problem with all y'all, y'all ignant" lol I almost died LMHO

[@ytw101]

I like how j ranted the hell out of the passengers because he was pissed then neaurolize them again and do his job XD

[@corey-bird3489]

This is my favorite movie trilogy there is.

[@210DJW]

"Okay larry?" "Yeah" "Okay this my man jeff" Jeff: *eats part of the train"

[@DarthTwilight]

I can soOoOo get behind him letting the people on the subway just have it! That was one of the funniest rants I've ever heard.

[@Sound613Wave]

"Didn't your mother ever give you a Game Boy?" "What is a Game Boy!?" "You know what? Move. MOVE!" I'd be upset too. Like the audacity XD

[@nlmfilms6641]

A lot of people say that MIB 2 wasn’t good. I really beg to differ, MIB 2 was actually the first film in the trilogy that I saw when I was younger and it’s full comedic moments just as much as it has its share of serious moments. To me, MIB 2 is just as good as the other two😌

[@deadturret4049]

Its a decent movie in general. I liked MIB 1 and 3 better, but the trilogy as a whole is well rounded. I wish i could neuralyse myself to forget that MIB International existed though.

[@nlmfilms6641]

@@deadturret4049 MIB 1 and MIB 3 are just as good, especially when they really tug at you heart strings at certain scenes🥲

[@teja2359]

It's not here but the part the bald guy goes "but she's got palsy, so she ends up adding more cheese" had me laughing for 5 mins straight

[@LilyApus]

"old busted hotness" is way funnier to me than it should be.

[@sandhywinartja8662]

truly a classic masterpiece

[@jjervier1706]

"You're Larry?" "Yeah" "Yep, that man's Jeff"

[@michaellam2508]

0:42 RIP Peter Spellos, the voice of Sky-Byte from *Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2001).* _'Sky-Byte, that's him!'_ 🦈

[@blueraccoon1088]

Who's famous shark in town?

[@michaellam2508]

@@blueraccoon1088 _"Sky-Byte, yes Sky-Byte, that's him!"_

[@Nepomniachtchi_Austin]

This movie is timeless. Glad this popped up lol

[@shibolinemress8913]

The post office beat-box scene was the funniest for me. 😁

[@hamilalovenonesa4813]

🤣🤣🤣😍 I miss these movie 🍿🎥 I really loved this !!!! So much!!!

[@Speedstar235]

2:57 I wanted the "Hey J, zero percent body fat." moment. I loled at that. :P

[@smith806]

The fact that this was uploaded 12 years ago and yet here I am

[@oscarorozco8989]

Gotta hand it to 'em. Johnny Knoxville was a perfect screwball follow-up to DiNofrio.

[@-welp-s]

J’s explanations after he neutralizes someone are actually so funny

[@joseescobedo7899]

The subway one was hella funny love out he accidentally gave out information he wasn't supposed to give out and was like "shit now I have to erase y'all's memories"

[@Whocares158]

XD

[@Kali_D_BeaR]

2:14 This is the only dog I want in my life

[@MelindaPotter]

I know. Will smith is sooo funny in these movies. What I found crazy is this is the first video of its kind that I can find. I can't believe someone hasn't done this before.

[@kelvinw18]

6:50 My favorite part! 😂🤣😂

[@houariyanic]

Move your bombass outta your mother house,man you looks like you hit 40🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AndersonNeo12]

Shortly after that awesome scene 3:07 Frank: "got kids?" Agent: "no" Frank: "want ´em? grrrrrr" :D

[@sincereflowers3218]

MiB was always cool as hell to me. Especially the weaponry.

[@lavenderclouds]

Will Smith is so funny! Gotta love him!

[@Aimaru89]

"old and busted, The new hottest." LMAO that scene was really funnY!!! esp K and J's expression >.

[@B501M]

tommy lee jones:: "you WILL cherish and love each other for the rest of your lives"

[@ghakim9]

4:23 - 100% accurate description of police brutality in modern america.

[@michaelmckinnon1591]

That's not police brutality

[@clawzx1195]

@@michaelmckinnon1591 all i wanna know is why the rest of the world likes riding our nuts all the time with these tired ass jokes

[@Francisco-we8yj]

“Ol merciful J the keeper of” Lmfaoo

[@nex940]

"Actually it came with a black dude but it kept getting pulled over" Lmaoo xDDD

[@dancingcarapace]

“K is officially retired, I’m his trigger happy replacement, anything I can do for you gentlemen?”

[@Jarock316]

"Lower your weapon!"

[@Dee_Nice89]

Jeebs: Oh great, right in the piehole, now nothing's gonna taste right!!!!

[@aaronalkor]

“Don’t you ever go home?” “Nope!”

[@malin6951]

Nah nah no no, sit down! Tsolny a sixhundredfootWORM!

[@bartoszdulas1703]

2:57 Scully was a Man in Black. That explains actually everything about him.

[@sylasDC]

Some of the puns and scenes in this show were hilarious. One of the things I did kind of enjoy was that kind of end credit kind of thing. That the vast majority of them had

[@lenaluv99]

hey hey larry.. yea..this is my man jeoff" LMAO XD

[@MARiiAHL0VESY0U]

"I should of changed that stupid lock, I should of made you leave your key, if i'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me, go on now go, walk out the door" "FRANK! Bring your head in this window before I roll it up in there" LOL!! Best part :]

[@michaelmckinnon1591]

The original version of the song sounds a lot better though

[@Quayd_McMahon]

Frank the pug is my absolute favourite

[@mingyaowu7720]

"Modified to hyper speed", "safely belts" "who let's the dogs out" 😅 😅😅🤣🤣🤣

[@kaiko70]

When i was a kid, i lost my shit at the "who let the dog out" joke

[@generalelectricmotor9084]

"Look at 0% body fat over here!" -Frank

[@handsomeloverboy8818]

2:48 good cop dumb dog thing you just shut up lol Savage jay

[@DryptosaurusDavid]

Proceeds to talk ten seconds later: 2:58

[@jasonbishop2164]

Will Smith!!! Love this one! When I was in Germany, Frankfort! , A customer! Told me! Not!!!! To put my feet ! On the seats! Why?

[@jaymac00]

Honestly being from nyc, i think we would’ve ignored him

[@sanfayyaad]

Same. We would have ignored him.

[@ianparks3020]

I love how the pointing pictures were actually trying to say something

[@Nynkx]

i like the little detail where he catches himself having a rant at 1:15 and just hits the reset button

[@Anthony-Cavasos]

5:16 😡 BEND HIM!

[@delbrorlni6676]

8:58 Jeff I am so not in the mood for you! Get back in the subway RIGHT NOW!

[@PratyushPulipaka]

2:57 Scully doing field work

[@ispartacus1337]

So crazy how Johnny Knoxville was in this before the jackass movie even came out lol and he was a decent actor in everything he was in.

[@gamelaze4539]

Larry just made a decision surprised I haven't seen any memes on this definitely would have been crowded with them on the internet if this movie came out 5 to 10 years later

[@stellarcubicbeam7760]

I love when the whole city area people could hear the dog sing english for a minute and he just doesn't care lol

[@Patty__007]

2:53 gets me every single time