Funny Tik Toks That Genuinely Scare Me

[@d4ll4s_h4t3s_y0u]

THE LIZARD DIDNT DESERVE HIS WIFE TO CHEAT ON HIM HE WAS SO HAPPY NOW IM CRYING

[@NoNamedArtist_]

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[@elissbrownie4732]

5:43

[@NoNamedArtist_]

@@elissbrownie4732 thank you :D

[@elissbrownie4732]

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[@threedogsinatrenchcoat6336]

6:25 I stan people agreeing with people who insult themselves. We need more of this worldwide.

[@superfan364]

ty

[@DeathnoteBB]

@Blue Plumbob Yeah how dare people with low self-esteem get mad at insults /s

[@harley1248]

@@DeathnoteBB As a person with no self esteem at all, it's annoying lmao

[@solus8685]

​@@DeathnoteBB just be insecure in private like the rest of us bruh

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@solus8685 No ❤️

[@kells12]

3:33 the fact that i’m majoring in biology and do, in fact, play the cello is…😳 i’m currently still laughing at the irony

[@cheesecurls8587]

So….is it an effective birth control?

[@vanhii]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@eternallustformedusa4844]

playing the cello is attractive. not sure about biology though.

[@WCDavis-cl7si]

Yo yo yo. Hit me up, girl. We'll talk meiosis and do cello shots!

[@unlessyoucanbebatman]

Fellow bio major, and I felt so called out by that one XD

[@MadamFoogie]

3:18 I'm glad I'm not the only weirdo who does that. Sometimes it's just silly to move the cart around properly, when you can just pick it up and drag it.

[@nilsschenkel7149]

You know those ramp escalators in some stores that the shopping carts´ wheels just lock into? They´re so infuriatingly slow I sometimes just walk up with the shopping cart under my arm because as you said, sometimes it´s just silly to do it "properly"

[@MadamFoogie]

@@nilsschenkel7149 I feel that. Time > Convenience The proper order of things often eludes me. I'm the type who will do things in the more efficient way, instead of the _"right"_ way. It annoys people sometimes, but they'll just have to wait on the escalator and be angry about it.

[@shirotokuro1675]

7:03 this man’s Jesus and he doesn’t even realize it.

[@botkiller1338]

Lmfaooo I was looking for this comment

[@Dark_Matt3rK1tt3n]

That’s why you shouldn’t be Jesus. You can never know what water tastes like

[@Hobo-Dragon]

Some say Jesus still walks this realm, stumbling about drunk in the night, asking an unfortunate passerbys what water tastes like

[@keewadium]

i need to know where that warm beavage is bc that gas is CHEAP

[@margueritechastain6093]

Fr we going on a real trip

[@Allergy_monarch]

2.23 OH MY GOSH

[@noellemo177]

Girl gas is 7$ a gal where I am

[@Allergy_monarch]

@@noellemo177 bro no way?? Where??

[@keewadium]

@@noellemo177 holy crap man, it’s only like $4.80 here

[@superfan364]

6:14 everything about this tik tok is so perfect idk how to describe it

[@ALLURISTIC]

ME TOO OML I DIED WHEN I SAW IT I THINK IT'S THE WAY SHE TITLES IT, "MegaSlime" and also the way she plays with it

[@kkacex]

the chunks 💀

[@The-San-Francisco-Treat]

9 Year old me:💀

[@nat_jack]

I absolutely DIED at the first one 💀💀💀💀

[@egg5468]

LEGIT 😆

[@SunFeathers]

It is so funny 😂

[@bclynch30]

0:49 NO WHY DOES THAT REMIND ME OF THE SID’S BABY HEAD SPIDER THING FROM TOY STORY

[@bellamymalleb]

YES! It terrifies me like no other.😬

[@Sarune7893]

Freaking scared the shit out of me🤣💀

[@ASTRS0SE]

The video of the guy taking all he tabsoff the pop gave me a full body reaction, and so did the grocery kart one.

[@trazgalb]

6:00 This had me on the FLOOR 💀😭😭

[@janellemendoza1433]

11:05 is a piglet with Cyclopia, NOT a pig/human hybrid. Animals and humans with this type of mutation usually only live for a few days. Pigs and humans are vastly different in terms of genetics, and therefore CANNOT be crossbred to create hybrids. In order to create a hybrid, like a Liger, it would need to be performed in a lab or the correct facility and with two animals sharing very similar DNA. The piglet in the video was very clearly shown in a small barn on someone's property.

[@ihavenoideawhatimdoingwith4240]

I came looking for this exact comment the second I saw it thank you 😂

[@japanesegroup1976]

It's cute I want one as my child I will let have the best life till it dies

[@taissid2747]

Poor thing

[@a-lonely-weeb5147]

That's gonna hunt me in my sleeps.

[@Hiiragi1313]

Of course it aint a pig human hybrid do you think someone fucked a pig m

[@nelle_zombie2476]

8:55 NO CAUSE THAT WAS LITERALLY ME JDJDJDKDKSNDIOD

[@roger.slaylor]

9:45 THE CHICKEN BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@damienglynn]

8:02 shook by this remix

[@wolfoxMineblox]

the "me at my funeral" killed me 🤣🤣🤣 8:02

[@ashemarlow6471]

8:32 I'm more of a Yassified version of my uncle, I look like him, act like him, talk like him. And the best part is that I can't say it's learned or imitated behavior because I only ever see him twice a year (Thanksgiving and Christmas)

[@wewe_baguette3159]

You might wanna have a talk with ur mom (hopefully hes on your dads side)

[@ashemarlow6471]

@@wewe_baguette3159 unfortunately he's my moms brother

[@wewe_baguette3159]

@@ashemarlow6471 well that's not good.

[@wewe_baguette3159]

@@ashemarlow6471 Alabama?

[@elaynaaubreygonzo3744]

Well they say whoever annoys the mother the most during her pregnancy is who the baby will look like have a niece that looks more like me than her Dad

[@elliesak6643]

1:14 this dude should not have. I'm amazed with how much grace she handled that with

[@_eIIa_]

yeah i agree that one was not funny

[@-LeMar-]

Exactly, what he did was pretty disrespectful-

[@zeekthegoat8111]

How is it disrespectful

[@_eIIa_]

@@zeekthegoat8111 uh, he was harassing someone?

[@SN-vn6wb]

@@zeekthegoat8111 that was harassment. not fun at all to experience :(

[@Joebama87]

13:20 He laughed like that one fish from SpongeBob 😭

[@a-person3495]

6:56 bro I almost spit out my tea. COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR GOOD SIR

[@jas.per.25]

yeah he be stealing stealing my heart

[@olliewonka4106]

i was having severe pain because of a medical condition and when I watched this it slowly faded thank you so much :)

[@katzies]

I hope you feel better ❤️

[@mikimouse8700]

3:49 “woah!!! Excuse you gf.” 💀💀

[@cloakedingravity]

8:00 DUDE I RELATE SO HARD A BIRD ATE ALL MY BEAUTIFUL STRAWBERRIES TOO AND I ALMOST CRIED

[@ameliarose47]

5:20 this pains me because that button is setting off an alert that someone needs to be let in the building, and some of them come in the form of a really loud alarm.

[@royalreveluv]

That transition from the first tiktok to the next was smooth 😂

[@pidge5726]

1:43 you here for the sword fight?! 😂

[@katsquid5757]

8:09 this jump scared me, help 💀💀

[@mohamednasser6232]

9:25 so true 💯🤣🙃

[@LaLaLaAllDayLong]

8:05 funeral is fire

[@rosalinaandluma12]

4:20 Bro I feel you- 😭

[@tdf_worldkey6666]

As a person who's done the same thing but on a carrot I can garunteed that it is indeed not flavorful

[@charfree6888]

I have not reached the clip you're referring to yet and I'm telling you, the image in my head right now is steamy af.

[@im_learning_bicth]

Is it just pain? Or does it have a taste?

[@tdf_worldkey6666]

@Adalyn Hodson pepper spray

[@tdf_worldkey6666]

@@im_learning_bicth it's really spicy but plain disgusting. It's not spicy like a pepper either that's hot spice pepper spray is like a sting kinda spice of that makes sense and it's sour but in the way that sour candy is. It taste how one would think a yellow jacket wasp taste

[@tdf_worldkey6666]

@Adalyn Hodson :) 9/10 don't recommend

[@DeathnoteBB]

6:30 This one killed me

[@leilanisummers7251]

13:13 i don't know why but when I saw his face I thought of stifler from American pie🤷🏽‍♀️

[@arieh1111]

Why did he put pepper spray on his chicken nuggets 😭😭

[@mohamednasser6232]

To season them maybe? 🤣🤣🤣

[@nelsongonzales1263]

I’m surprised his eyes weren’t burning 😂 I’ve accidentally sprayed it in the air and my whole family was coughing like crazy

[@WesaTwoRivers]

Because Tik Tok

[@wolfoxMineblox]

oh that's what that was? 💀

[@clarewest4893]

11:05 straight from hell

[@julianarr94]

Going to have nightmares with this shit🫠

[@delilahkreitz822]

THANK YOU FOR SAYING SOMETHING!!! FUCK! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😖😖😖😖😖😖

[@calamity4376]

I was looking for this. Wtf was that poor, fucked up abomination? I might not ever heal from this.

[@snail2311]

its a human and a pig, some freak yk a poor pig...

[@eatchild461]

Que opinan? 🤷‍♀️

[@pikachuneoncat6480]

13:01 Yeah, of course it's painful. That's the point.

[@aspiring.creative.person6092]

10:07 made me laugh out loud hahaha

[@rebeccapineda2614]

7:01 man’s got Jesus livin in his house

[@robindabank420]

When you're so early it says "No Views"

[@brigwe616]

the most embarrassing fart was when I was getting my first tattoo, which is on my outer calf. she had me turn to the side and not even a minute passes, with her ear inches from my ass when the drums of war sounded

[@monachopsis8050]

Those gas prices tho 😭

[@cobblestonegenerator]

The one at 12:07 cracked me up more than this entire video did all together

[@abbeavery4001]

8:48 hit on an emotional level 😭😭

[@theholymountain4414]

"You here for the sword fight?" "...yes."

[@CloudySpaceeeeee]

3:46 I could not stop laughing XD

[@noelleengland4653]

The lizard with the hat video had me smiling and then my face fell😂

[@DeadHouseMouse]

I say this as someone who has tasted pepper spray before I do not know how that last man is alive

[@jeecealmighty]

what the hell is going on during 11:05 I GONNA GET POSSESSED ?!?!! that thing straight from the mariana trench

[@snail2311]

its a human and a pig, someone yk a poor pig fhggb

[@r.tuesday2872]

The “that tastes like fucking aids, can i get some ranch?” Is the funniest shit

[@ssaturnine13]

ong lmao

[@Sparkle_Meow_Meow]

2:22 can opener. once the same thing happened to me with my soda so I used a can opener

[@Ilikecheese248]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT 11:05?!

[@daisie4505]

It's a part human and part pig 🙃

[@dvnteluv]

@@daisie4505 No it's not.

[@jas.per.25]

@@daisie4505 no

[@alexsullivan2957]

8:00 I felt that

[@homeland1128]

0:01 weirdly wholesome

[@EuphoriaInBloom]

5:02 This happened to me lmaoo Except I hadn’t talked to the guy in like 2-3 YEARS. He messaged me, somehow had my phone number, didn’t know who it was so I didn’t reply and a few days later he says it’s him (by name) He told me one of ny friends told him that I went to the hospital (I did) and for some fucking reason gave him my number?? Ngl I was angry that she gave him my number without asking me first but I was more upset that she goes around telling people about my business and that I had to take an ambulance to the hospital. He tried to talk to me more and apologized for how he acted in the past but ultimately I just didn’t text him back. Pretty sure he’s serving in some branch of the military a few states away now

[@skyskycuz6999]

7:01 hes the reincarnation of jesus

[@trashpanda2447]

2:24 This is the only correct way to stop a fight between middle schoolers and younger

[@that1girl474]

8:02 LMAOOO 8:16 Omg I thought I was the only onee ik ik im weird for that shit

[@pip1664]

5:08 best one in this video LMFAO 🤣

[@ErinaBleu]

"who named them kegels and not puss-ups" i need a minute

[@hikawagetsbitches]

seeing canvas in a tiktok makes me feel a little better knowing im not alone in this hellscape we call college

[@jenna4005]

8:23 glad i aint the only one who did that omly with me cat tho

[@jenna4005]

he died

[@doyourselfafavorandunsub]

What the fuck

[@khidirkarawitah2539]

Gas price made me cry 😭

[@Connie.T.]

Noooo because I carry that exact same pink pepper spray thinking it'd keep me safe... and this dude just ATE IT???

[@imafish_8078]

The last one XD

[@funstuffwithjordanuniverse5119]

“Can I get some ranch?” 💀

[@Bunny-sw8zt]

The emotional “um” took me out!!! You know they hanging on by a thread! 💀

[@Mrsaretz]

6:00 THE BEST ONE I SWEAR

[@Lm-rx2tu]

2:32 had me dyin😂😂

[@katherinehatton1230]

1:27, say you're in labor

[@brandoncrawford1089]

0:21 I don't know what a beveage is, it sounds hairy, and why is it warm? I guess I'll take one if I can get some gas at that price.

[@mistypedhi]

Okay but the parent on Google was the only one that actually made me laugh

[@Taurus_Flare21]

"Yea here for the sword fight?" XD

[@inflynnity_]

I threw my snacks to watch this, worth it

[@welovepies]

The googling google one and then acting like it was the computer's fault ended me

[@_Noctifer]

0:28 CHRIST ALIVE NOT EVEN A MINUTE IN IM CRYING AND MY STOMACH FUCKING HURTS FROM LAUGHING

[@colossaltoad]

9:39 Am I crazy or does that kinda look like Finn Wolfhard

[@Miss_Information308]

Oh god he does-

[@mohamednasser6232]

7:13 cats as well 🤣

[@evanmurphy8531]

WTF is that thing at 11:03. Calling all Internet reporters, plz help me, I need to sleep.

[@ripleyrose7201]

Holy hell what even is it, I have so many questions

[@ripleyrose7201]

My best guess is a horribly deformed piglet? Marrana in English means sow and from the neck down it kind of looks like a piglet

[@leah6528]

yeah i think it’s a badly deformed baby pig :(

[@Hornozilla]

It's a deformed piglet, took a deeper dive into OP's acc and there's more vids of it

[@StinkySeaGoat]

The talking chicken gets me

[@silverv3266]

My bf was literally taking abt how dogs paws smell good, I had no clue that was a thing?😂

[@jacobslimm7814]

“Hi can I try the ‘mommy milk’ Yeah sure Thank you Thk u We farm our own tea G0TCHA”

[@sibs544]

3:11 NEW GIRL

[@rosierosie6032]

10:46. he looks like shaggy, gulp and all

[@jamiscool8108]

Yeah The public bathroom thing got me also the cornflakes in the soda

[@everyonesgaydad]

3:34 I would send this to my orchestra teacher but I think I would be forced into counseling woo

[@paisley_loves_ffa]

LOL, THE FIRST ONE

[@jas.per.25]

13:21 "can i get some ranch"

[@EllieAnimations]

That first ticktok got me GOOD XD

[@whok.lledbelle]

I need to know what the filter is so I can annoy my friends

[@MERCIFUL_HEAVENS]

5:08 Im getting L'manburg flashbacks👀

[@drkatbun8566]

9:42, they look like the emo version of the dude from stranger things

[@idklol757]

0:19 I ain’t even reading bevage I’m lookin at the cheap ass gas goddamn 😭

[@bonsaichild1482]

That lizard one caught me off gaurd. Poor Jeremy the Southern Dragon Beard Lizard.

[@beefcake4prez]

4:20 Now I gotta check up on my villagers, CUZ IF THIS ISNT ME 😔

[@sexy1313]

The first one 💀✋

[@giulliabenoot6707]

2:30 No bc why did a teacher spray her drink at kids fighting like she was blessing them with holy water💀💀

[@archivedjohn]

8:01 THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT

[@francesedits]

the filmer: theres always that one person! me: *im afraid that person would be me.*

[@BlondeEyedBimbo.]

0:23 “what is that?- THATS MY GRANDMAW” AHAHAHA I CANT

[@zyonsay9332]

8:35 why tf is this true T-T

[@loganwelty7094]

That last one😂