Bro with the glasses patience is on a whole nother level 😂😂💯
@pdxdreadhead5862 жыл бұрын
He had time today😂 this dude must not wanna go home or sum
@bodixon29992 жыл бұрын
He has no kids lol
@allencitoo12 жыл бұрын
Bro they all got glaases
@juliamizell22172 жыл бұрын
It made sense that he’s in health care this exactly how I be at my job when patients be talking to me
@13teen572 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Yes I did have a lot of patience!
@monamona26172 жыл бұрын
Dude wishing he never picked up that bag 💀💀💀😂
@AWokeafricanstv2 жыл бұрын
I swear
@Bossylady27522 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Truzznottruss2 жыл бұрын
He decided he had enough when Marco starting bashing water lmao
@blitz5.02 жыл бұрын
On god🤣🤣🤣
@exoticcee2 жыл бұрын
On god 😂😂😂😂
@TTSSYF.2 жыл бұрын
After the first guy said he worked in Healthcare it all made sense. Marco was rambling like a psych patient.
@NappygrlTV2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@nickawilliams51757 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@shaswanda12 жыл бұрын
This nigga said my cousin blew out my candles and took my wish.. I only had one wish🤣🤣🤣🤣
@OJennifer132 жыл бұрын
And his cousin was Ray 🤣🤣
@aniyahporter71772 жыл бұрын
7:52 😭😭
@blainegoodwin81332 жыл бұрын
Ray J wow 😂😂😂🤣
@JordanGreen7162 жыл бұрын
His cousin Ray 🤣
@rashawnjamal22272 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@pauljordan10802 жыл бұрын
They really standing there listening to Marco talk about nothing 😂😂😂😂
@jaleciajones26432 жыл бұрын
How do I spam
@WingoTribe7042 жыл бұрын
WE DID TOO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@pauljordan10802 жыл бұрын
@@WingoTribe704 True dat 😂😂😂
@michellej4289 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@candacepellicci50412 жыл бұрын
Dude in the glasses is convinced that Marco is certified he wasn't taking no chances just let him rock out 😂😂😂
@renajforbesceoofmobay98142 жыл бұрын
facts just gotta let the crazy guy let it out 😂😂
@Morg1002 жыл бұрын
“Do you have a question about any of the product in my store?” 😂😂😂 He was not even gonna give Marco the chance to piss him off lol
@joshmakkin71672 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂 bro wanted no part at all lmao
@joshmakkin71672 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂 bro wanted no part at all lmao
@DBlock22122 жыл бұрын
The fact that the black dude was just standing there like he was interested 😂😂😂😂
@ssojoker9262 жыл бұрын
Holding the employee hostage is torture cause you know he can’t go nowhere 😅😂😂😂
@kJ-gk5qu Жыл бұрын
But 1 of them was smart, basically said If you not talking about the store products, go on about your business! 😂
@NaeDaNicest2 жыл бұрын
These are the perfect type of public pranks not embarrassing or dangerous just nice fun good job 👍
@13teen572 жыл бұрын
Very confusing when it’s happening to you 😂😂😂 but yes
@Bossylady27522 жыл бұрын
Facts enjoyed this one some be doing too much
@TorreyTy2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@mariahreitman2880 Жыл бұрын
Omg no this would be so draining
@BiBoFan2 жыл бұрын
It was the 1st bro with the glasses for me🤣🤣🤣🤣 He was fed up,but he stayed and listened til the talk about water came out😭🤣🤣
@cookingwithnae22982 жыл бұрын
You are hilarious man any depression I could have man Thank God for folks like you
@farrockqns25772 жыл бұрын
“I like to play Nintendo too” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO..and I pictured the man tryna go home and doing everything Marco said to do with the headphones
@riileyjroom37592 жыл бұрын
You never know what ppl going through that man did right to just listen blessed that young man🙏🏾🙏🏾
@bbbggg73922 жыл бұрын
“Shoes are not a good thang, but people don’t talk about that” 😂😂😂😂 I really love this man
@blainegoodwin81332 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@itznyxo2 жыл бұрын
“John 14:27. Peace I leave with you, my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.”✝❤
@bsociety46472 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much ❤ Amen 🙏 🙌
@itznyxo2 жыл бұрын
@Ok Pp bless you
@roblyly20322 жыл бұрын
Amen 🙏🏼❤️
@shamiekepugh3612 жыл бұрын
Amen
@alexisnorris94982 жыл бұрын
In Jesus name Amen
@WingoTribe7042 жыл бұрын
The way Mexicans revert to Spanish to avoid shit be killing me🤣🤣🤣
@AmbarKassayeGarcia2 жыл бұрын
We not all Mexicans.. 😭
@WingoTribe7042 жыл бұрын
@@AmbarKassayeGarcia Spanish speaking Catholics*
@Empressme2222 жыл бұрын
One of them said “I don’t understand I don’t even speak English” 💀🤣I was weak
@WingoTribe7042 жыл бұрын
@@Empressme222 🤣🤣🤣
@danielcordova852 жыл бұрын
@@WingoTribe704 that don’t even make sense 🤡
@sorbeteskimo2 жыл бұрын
Dude with the bag was super patient and I bet it’s because you showed him the bag had a detachable piece
@goddessdahoodtherapist5522 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@ebonythediva52522 жыл бұрын
😩😂😂😂😂😂😂
@da1fromdaheightz2 жыл бұрын
even i was interested where some these stories was going 😂
@LostHalf_172 жыл бұрын
Me too low-key Lol
@mrmoneymaker18292 жыл бұрын
@@LostHalf_17 lol
@Escomar_2 жыл бұрын
Buy a mannequin, set it up somewhere with a speaker on it or something. Talk to people who walk by through the mannequin 😂😂😂they gonna be confused as hell
@briretta26552 жыл бұрын
Good idea !
@bbbggg73922 жыл бұрын
“Water can be a bad thang. That’s what I’m trying to tell you and I try to tell everybody.. like water is not what we supposed to do” 😂😂😂😂 I can quote this whole video bruh I really love Marco 😭
@Fgggdfh2 жыл бұрын
“He stole my wish, I only had one wish” 💀 💀💀💀💀💀
@OJennifer132 жыл бұрын
And he said his cousin was Ray! 🤣🤣
@B.A.P12242 жыл бұрын
Marco: Remember when we all had snaggle tooth? Customer: I can’t relate. Marco: oh you can’t? oh anyway the story bout me!
@EgunBiyi.OrisaYege2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@aniyahporter71772 жыл бұрын
8:48
@headinthacloudshoodaquaria66032 жыл бұрын
😭
@keishayoung862 жыл бұрын
Dude with the glasses must ain't got shit to do cause he listening to Marco 😂😂
@Ceonna42092 жыл бұрын
I was having a really bad day & this just gave me a really good laugh!! Thank you lmfaooo
@tman38292 жыл бұрын
Bruh when somebody start walking off and you follow them and keep talking 😭😭😭
@casitas812 жыл бұрын
18:38 .. ok I like to play Nintendo too had me weak asf Marco.. 🤣😂🤣
@animaIpath2 жыл бұрын
i’m over here crying lol dood literally having conversations about nothing 😂😂😂
@eternalchilofgod32 жыл бұрын
He got a C+ at lunch 🤣 bro. He has to sit up and just think of dumb stuff to say all day 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JustUdoro2 жыл бұрын
When he took out his phone to check the time…he knew he as listening TOO LONG…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
@kevinkinsey34762 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 I can’t believe he didn’t walk off bro 🤣🤣
@kgunz91052 жыл бұрын
Definitely one of the funniest dudes out right now 🤣💯
@FatRedguy2 жыл бұрын
The manacan even wanted to walk off 🤣🤣
@97amani2 жыл бұрын
*Mannequin
@beez30952 жыл бұрын
@@97amani bruh 😓😂😂😂😂
@7sins6542 жыл бұрын
Boa said sum man a can sound like a nigga finna pop out A can🤣 surprise! Faceassboa
@mamaocat2 жыл бұрын
The WHAT!?
@mr.stealyaclient2 жыл бұрын
im really sitting here following the story 😭😭😭
@skeexaa2 жыл бұрын
😭😭literally tho
@Lihyahte2 жыл бұрын
Bro should play smoky son in the new Friday omg too funny 🤣🤣🤣
@cryptojuicer Жыл бұрын
"So, long story short" 😭😭😭😭😭 Marco has had me WHEEZING all fkn day
@LifeWith_Sarai2 жыл бұрын
I was already laughing hard asf but when he said principal prickly I screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DearBrittany2 жыл бұрын
lmaoooo that man is a saint. 5 minutes of my time? sir please get away from me.
@jayjones27912 жыл бұрын
Dude with the glasses had enough once he started talking about water 🤣😂😂🤣
@millionafly2 жыл бұрын
11:06 😂 “you guys are so weird 😊”
@kjafricalove912 жыл бұрын
Why is bruh still standing there like he interested in the story though 😂😂😂
@TheePrettiestMonaee2 жыл бұрын
Dude w the glasses literally over it🤣 he just don’t know how to say it
@LaNishaMcDade2 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, so…story bout me” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@UPthechel212 жыл бұрын
"What kind of birthday cake do you like" 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@sandraparker75392 жыл бұрын
I can't take it... I'm laughing so hard my head hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Sports_Plug2.02 жыл бұрын
LOL the fact he really telling the truth bout his school and Arthur knowing all that karate stuff
@nicholas54152 жыл бұрын
This is funny af, period 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@johnparham14527 ай бұрын
I do it all the time.. try it
@derailedth0ught5562 жыл бұрын
Best intro Marco , “ me having that bag people looked at me different” 😂, your grind motivational
@balancedviews8452 жыл бұрын
"ni#g@ you took my wish!..I only had one wish!!..." man marco be coming up with the craziest stuff... funny asl😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@blainegoodwin81332 жыл бұрын
It’s definitely a mindset thing 😂😂😂 “ my auntie is a snitch “ what !?🤣🤣🤣
@salweezy12 жыл бұрын
@14:05 that guy spent a whole 8 mintues listening to you 😂😂
@iomoneyway2 жыл бұрын
You can tell how family oriented and well this man’s been raised Godbless king keep making content never give up its a mindset thang
@kdot36572 жыл бұрын
This dude has a whole nother kind of comedy and its kind of refreshing to be honest 😂😂😂
@Rohityourface2 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@acespade44042 жыл бұрын
Man said I started rocking adidas when I was 8 and then I turned 7 and everything else started going on 🤣🤣 classic
@sherwinsmith73272 жыл бұрын
What was your favorite subject? Mine was lunch 😂😂 Jamaican fan 🇯🇲 keep up the good work bro everytime I watch your videos I have to laugh 😂😂
@malikf45862 жыл бұрын
Famm 🤣 I would 100% do this shit. Funny as hell. Especially when he's clownin em about ppl who talk too much! $maliferg
@ricky6935 Жыл бұрын
I have watched so many of Marco's videos I find myself humming that music in the background and I have to ask myself what am I humming and its the background music to these videos... Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@KaeBrown2 жыл бұрын
The guy in the green shirt and the 1st guy lol were being soo patient and really listening though 😂😂 they started joining in
@ricky6935 Жыл бұрын
I thought that Hispanic dude said something about Nintendo as well... Marco a fool 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lisa916panther52 жыл бұрын
Shot out to all of us that watched this video cuz we all have Hella Patience we sat through 25mins😂
@Crazzycrewwandyou Жыл бұрын
I’m fn crying literally!!! Anytime I’m having a bad day I pull you up instantly you a whole mood changer 😂😂😂
@iamRhaBlack2 жыл бұрын
😭 first dude stood for good six minutes then gon say i gotta go
@ricky6935 Жыл бұрын
She said the polka dot dress would look better on him...I fell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@luluredden23642 жыл бұрын
Super talented Marco!!! Your the funniest 💜😂 it’s hard to come up with shit off the dome this is impressive!!
@kodeek0111 ай бұрын
“People talk way too much like why are you talking to me” 😭
@angelbonilla432 жыл бұрын
When he said i only had one wish he should’ve said like Ray J 😂 God bless y’all in Jesus might name!
@bitchesandjunkfood89772 жыл бұрын
Nah Ray J lmao
@angelbonilla432 жыл бұрын
@@bitchesandjunkfood8977 yes bro!! It’s funny i knew that and i wrote Neyo 😂
@ravioli23892 жыл бұрын
Yes....Marco....Rep KCMO 👏👏👏👏👏, but when he said " My Mama got mad ".....i knew he had him 🎣......😂😂😂😂
@corry_71382 жыл бұрын
“She snitch so much they took her to jail😭😂”
@Ćello.the.Creator7 ай бұрын
Always with "anyway the story bout me" anytime the guy shrugs off his questions..😂😂😂 And did I just hear 'long story short'
@TCFE2 жыл бұрын
this was your funniest video. Thank you! 😂😂
@dizzyrico8 ай бұрын
Best one was Jeffrey blind apply for a car with pops Says tea bagged 😂 And old thunder cat guy. Old woman chasing marco down street. Uber driver suit case. Moaning down ears List goes on 😂😂😂😂😂
@shwasey Жыл бұрын
"...ANYWAY the story about me" 😂 😂
@jharris81522 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂funniest dude on the internet hands down
@kevinkinsey34762 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 I Don’t really like cake that’s OK I do The story about me lol 😂
@dvasquez5832 жыл бұрын
Shout out from Cali , Marco knowing the bay area rap, J Diggs a legend!
@lisa916panther52 жыл бұрын
I'm feeling J Diggs but can't 4get Messy Marv🤷🏾♀️💯 wish they would stop funkin with each other cuz both of them are legends💯
@Michael-mt6yb2 жыл бұрын
Blood all of Atlanta be on our music.
@danielcordova852 жыл бұрын
Bay music is trash
@jaredbrown11622 жыл бұрын
“shoes arent a good thing but don’t nobody talk about that”😭😭😭
@StealthZay1G2 жыл бұрын
“I’m like nigga you took my wish”😂😂😂
@Ecommwoodigital2 жыл бұрын
I only had one lmao
@ellissmith232 жыл бұрын
@@Ecommwoodigital like ray j 😂
@Ecommwoodigital2 жыл бұрын
@@ellissmith23 on me I thought he was gon start singing that, he dropped the ball lol
@JordanGreen7162 жыл бұрын
@@ellissmith23 and his cousin who blew out the candles was named Ray 😂
@balancedviews8452 жыл бұрын
the hispanic guy: "no comprendo"... Marco: "o i like to play nintendo too".. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Dra.G145122 жыл бұрын
This bit asked dude “do you eat Ramen Noodles” 💀🤣
@sadiemarie80162 жыл бұрын
There is no way I would stand there that long 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@justinatkinson52652 жыл бұрын
Bet you would sit that long tho.
@justinatkinson52652 жыл бұрын
With that being said bet...
@dougie33332 жыл бұрын
😂
@joi123456782 жыл бұрын
Dude really sat there for 5+ minutes. I would of been started walking. 😂
@chrisjf.2004 Жыл бұрын
“It’s a mindet thing” always gets me🤣😭😂
@jacoblins70242 жыл бұрын
ALL LOVE BRO KEEP THE VIDEOS COMING TUNNING IN EVERYTIME ‼️‼️‼️💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
@mzcocoblaque Жыл бұрын
im definitely the first dude with the nike bag lol im too nice i would just stand there and listen and hope they eventually be quiet its not in me to be like move ol weird azz ninja lol
@djlex4842 жыл бұрын
Yo the last conversation was the funniest LOL 😂
@emeraldemigo2 жыл бұрын
💣😭that was hella funny u even pissed off the lil boy standing in line at the end he like stfu 😂😂😂
@BiancaTheAlchemist2 жыл бұрын
Why did he just keep letting you talk about nothing wtf😂😂😂😂 then he tried to save you 😂😂😂
@theghettoracle2 жыл бұрын
He let Matco bait him in with the Water topic and ol boy fell for it, which he should've done was agreed with everything and kept on moving his feet😂
@KiaraM1232 жыл бұрын
“I gotta go” “I’ma keep talking to you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@draeday67492 жыл бұрын
It's a mindset thing 🤣😂🤣 everytime I hear dat shit I be lmfao.O...SALUTE
@Reallyblackballed Жыл бұрын
“Peep this out” lol after her already been peepin it for 1 minute lol
@AverageJoe72 жыл бұрын
At the end of the video I realised I was actually the one who had been listening to his made up stories the whole time...
@piggybabiezrecords2 жыл бұрын
Marco targeting people with glasses 😆😂
@kennyserrano962 жыл бұрын
"They grade Lunch ?" Lmaooooo
@koolkac60002 жыл бұрын
Ur the goat bro…u done grew on me a lot. I was literally watching your vids last night and wanted to see a video of u talking peoples head off and u actually dropped one the next day…Much respect. Keep them coming😂😂😂😂
@jayy-19162 жыл бұрын
Only yb a goat 🤡
@koolkac60002 жыл бұрын
@@jayy-1916 yb the goat too
@neish1863 Жыл бұрын
“My cousin Ray blow out my candles… You took my wish… I only had one wish” 😂😂😂😂
@blackyoutubeclipz89532 жыл бұрын
“No tiendo” Marco: okay, I Like to play Nintendo too
@paccinx2 жыл бұрын
18:38 “ok. I like too play Nintendo too”😹😹😹
@monamona26172 жыл бұрын
I look forward to these videos so much 😂 funny asf