The Time Zack Morris Gave Himself A Homeless Girl For Christmas

[@ducc764]

That disappointment when you watched every single one of these in a half hour and you wish there were 500 more of them.

[@TheKrimeScene]

Why didn't they just start with episode 1 of Good Morning Miss Bliss and go from there...

[@jonathanmurphy4825]

ducc764 right

[@jonathanmurphy4825]

Sticky Situations I understand what you're saying, but the high school years were more popular with Kelly and Slater and Jesse, so it made sense to kind of start with a few of those first

[@johnappleseed6210]

I just realized I watched all of these in a half-hour after reading this comment.

[@DubStackG]

I know right.

[@TheMailcow]

"Zack took of his santa beard out of respect" I lost it

[@Jo-chilin]

TheMailcow off*

[@aswespeakI65]

Just Chilin *of

[@Jeremy-jm3fe]

*oof

[@misterunperfect4438]

Jeremy offf

[@cir0plus]

Glad to hear you found part of a video funny. And for quoting it and adding "I lost it", here's 2K+ likes. Congrats!

[@Shawn-ez2vy]

3 dollars and a side of wrapping paper isn’t part of a complete breakfast 😂😂😂

[@Missmagazinebura]

Shawn yes the man should of bought food with three dollars.

[@oliversacco7320]

Set of Supersize Me I'm going to make a movie called and Saved by the Bell Christmas diet and I'm only going to eat for $3 and rocks paper and ribbon a day

[@davidsumner7604]

To be fair, this was $3 in 1990 which is like $50 today.

[@nonh1]

@@davidsumner7604 Naah, not that much.

[@SilkyLew]

@@davidsumner7604 dude 3 dollars then was about 10 bucks. Let's not exaggerate

[@gnewt75]

90s TV shows cliche.... "Deal with a deep and disturbing social problem for one episode, have the main characters interact with them as if we'll see them in future episodes.... NEVER SEE THESE NEW CHARACTERS AGAIN!!!"

[@LizBeth-uw7wg]

yeah pretty much

[@truejustice940]

Because they probably Fucking killed themselves

[@JimmyMon666]

80's shows as well. It's not like we ever saw Tom Hanks on Family Ties again.

[@joekerr129]

True Justice 🤣😂🤣😂😂👍✌

[@djprice9551]

@@JimmyMon666 it would have been awesome to have Tom's drunk ass make an appearance every few episodes

[@Moe_Preme]

She has the same blonde hair roots ratio as her son.. that was funny.

[@caitlinroseblaney226]

The girl kind of did too, so... all three people in the scene did

[@tobiasfarragut292]

But at least its consistent lol

[@memorywarrior8752]

Blink and you miss the best jokes lol

[@misterunperfect4438]

Whitey 615 yes!

[@dearboss9136]

Well Mark was a natural brunette.

[@ThePerkins51]

“Laura says she doesn’t know how to thank him, Zack suggests sexual favors.” 😂😂😂

[@ralphlauren1998]

That had dying 😂😂😂

[@cir0plus]

Get out of here with your lazy comment Paulie

[@GreatBitArcade]

If it's Friday, that means Zack Morris is trash

[@doginspace0]

It’s Sunday but he’s still trash ... what does this mean?

[@blanketsonthebeach9760]

Zack Morris is always trash

[@TheKrimeScene]

I'm excited for the "Zack Morris is a Blonde Tom Cruise" episode

[@roundearthshill248]

Zach Morris is a fucking God

[@abriellegarcia8428]

Round Earth Shill true

[@djnka0]

“...she runs her hungry ass away” *laughs* feels bad for laughing but laughing feels good

[@Petrichorscreen]

Honestly, he's done worse. This episode is one of the times zack is actually decent lol.

[@walgreens5111]

Petrichor screen that’s what I was thinking

[@ss-zg2fs]

Carmen Abate helping a homeless man and being generous to his daughter and him.

[@MrJerryscool]

@@cherrybomb1386 IS Trassshhh!!!

[@kingmidas2112]

@@cherrybomb1386 The decency? How about giving money to a stranger and making it seem like he didn't to avoid any shame involved for the other party?

[@JoshuaRWorkman]

Decent for Zack Morris is still trash.

[@SuperUhohspaghettio]

I died at “she runs her hungry ass away” 😂😂😂

[@Judah98]

Right!? I screamed, was not expecting that at all. 😂

[@LaDracul]

You know, what bothers me about this episode is that the homeless guy had been working for a computer company before hard times struck. And while it's great the Morrises are letting the two stay with them until they're able to get back on their feet, I can't help but remember Mr. Morris works for a computer company. You'd think he'd know of any job openings for the guy they're helping out...

[@GaryTurbo]

It would've probably work if he was a manager or owned the company

[@ohtheblah]

@@GaryTurbo zach's dad has a porche. see driver's ed episode. he was probably at least a manager.

[@stephensciarabba4262]

Im sure the writers werent thinking that deep bro lol

[@wrestlethon917]

@@ohtheblah this was way before drivers ed bro

[@bobapjok4241]

maybe that is why we dont see them again. He gets him a job and they move out

[@tryingreallyhard4880]

“Zack is on his lazy blond ass eating cookies” lol me too

[@claudialopez8256]

Shelley Faulconer lol

[@SurahOnline]

LMAO!!! 😂😂

[@dimclockwo]

First time I’ve ever laughed at the phrase “because she’s starving.”

[@TheNotbadphonedaddy]

She doesn't know how to thank them. "Zach suggest sexual favors" - Haven't had water go up and out the nose in a while. Thanks. ;)

[@carlodurant87]

Whats wrong with a female thanking someone with sexual favors? Thats my preferred form of payment even more than getting cash.

[@Squizznot]

Ho-Ho-Holy shit. I laughed so hard!

[@laurenchavez3456]

Squizznot Same!! 😂😂😂😂

[@RookieFrnndz]

LMAO! AHA! 😂😂

[@yehat17]

I always thought he was a jerk. Would the homeless dad got food and a place to sleep if he didn't have a starving teenage daughter?

[@GaryTurbo]

No, not really

[@JimmyMon666]

No, but let's be real. No one else would help a homeless single guy either. It's not just Zack. There's a very good reason for that. Many homeless do suffer from mental problems, not all of them, but a significant portion. Would you want some homeless guy around your teenage daughter (I don't think Zack had any sisters, so this is hypothetical).

[@caitlinroseblaney226]

Jimmy M People with mental illnesses are much more likely to be the victims of crimes than to commit them, so... stop with that stigma :/

[@maybewise]

@@JimmyMon666 That's not a good reason. Not everyone with mental illness is violent. Like I have sever anxiety that prevented me from getting a job, or even finishing school, until I was 21, and if it wasn't for my mom letting me stay with her, I would've been one of those "mentally ill homeless people". The "good reason" to not let them live with you, is the possibility of them being criminals, or addicts who don't want to change their ways (though, if you bother to have conversations with them, you should be able to tell). And criminals can do just as much to guys. Especially if the guy's naive enough to want them to stay, just because there's a pretty young lady involved, who could just be a bait girl. So that "teenage daughter" comment was unnecessary. Because the HOMELESS guy could be the one worried about Zack taking advantage of his daughter, and their situation.

[@greghannibal]

@@JimmyMon666 It's true, it's why here in America we tend not to trust homeless people because a lot of them are homeless for good reason. I recently found out that convicted pedophiles are very likely to be homeless, so are ex criminals if they can't get a job. A lot of them are on the streets due to a drug or alcohol problem (or both). In comparison, my family has been almost homeless twice now but both times we stayed with friends and family, which I think is the general assumption. If you have nowhere else to go there's probably someone who cares about you to take you in unless you've made that impossible. One of my coworkers was homeless for several months, living in a tent because she had no one in the area to take her in. It's a sad reality.

[@Puggalug]

I was waiting for this one! Now do the one with Zack in the auction and the big girl bidding on him!

[@enjoyitbro]

Puggalug Yeah even the studio audience applauded when she told him off, that was priceless

[@TheKrimeScene]

I can't wait to see some from the summer country club episodes.

[@super610]

Puggalug i(I

[@toma.4808]

Your wish is granted!🤣

[@Greg-TC]

Zack giving a homeless guy $3 is definitely the nicest thing Zack ever did

[@mikes9673]

Best series on youtube

[@sarahsepanski1986]

This same dude narrating "Special episodes" of kids shows from the 90s are gold as well 😂😂👌👌

[@ScottOctober]

3dollars and a side of wrapping paper lmfao

[@SkaFrost]

Isn't a complete breakfast

[@SF-pj6xv]

I would have give him at least $10

[@donstarlancer]

Yes!!! That was the best line.

[@agnikaineverdies7646]

Tbh this was the one time zack Morris wasn’t trash

[@denisejohnson4037]

@@agnikaineverdies7646 you're right but then he ruined it by stereotyping him

[@yoni5570]

“And she whispers some deeply disturbing shit in his ear”. LMMMMMMAAAO

[@Jay_Cannon]

Man I have been in the hospital for a week now and have been binging this sh*t. These are the funniest f*cking videos I’ve seen in a long time. I seriously am cry laughing.

[@AmyPieterse]

Zack was my hero as a kid. I was a fool 😂 these videos are gold fr though 😂

[@kylehunter2674]

Please.... Never stop this greatness 👍🏽

[@Denvr2]

_”Because apparently $3 with a side of wrapping paper isn’t part of a complete breakfast”_ Lmfao

[@Twistedhippy]

Zac Morris then got big in politics

[@tommynorthwood]

The Latest Meme I'd pay top dollar to hear Bernie Sanders do that book on tape!

[@bewitchedbylena]

The Latest Meme Yeah I don’t think I’ve heard of that one. I’m interested?

[@CharlesLumia]

Lol holy shit at that Bernie Sanders thing. What kind of pervert writes about gang rape fantasies? Sick.

[@jasonale]

Joe Mama god you're stupid. First of all, if you did any research you'd know that Bernie wrote a piece on a woman having a rape fantasy as an attempt at dark satire and his campaign manager admitted it was a bad attempt but others cut it up to discredit him. And you listed what 6 names out of the hundreds of Dems that are in office. I can just as easily list 6 names of GOP people that have done that too. Roy Moore most recently and it was with minors and Trump kept protecting him

[@greatest_bumble_bee_dude]

Perhaps he was Donalds trumps son

[@katherinelikesstuff]

If only Zack and his mom knew someone who worked with computers that could help a guy who lost his job with computers get a new job... you know like HIS LITERAL DAD WHO WORKS WITH COMPUTERS?

[@layne721]

I mean, to be fair, back when this episode came out, $3 could get you a decently calorie filled lunch at a fast food restaurant. But it wouldn't have bought you much drugs. ... or so I heard.

[@BooDotBoo]

I wasn't very old when this show was out, but yeah, you could get a whole Happy meal with $3 and food was just cheaper back then, so $3 wasn't really that bad. Then again, we also know he had more money, since he was able to treat this girl out to lunch, so he could have let go a few more dollars. Plus, we know Zack isn't poor by any means, so even if he gave the guy the $20+ dollars in his pocket, he could have easily gotten more. I also feel like, with how Zack is, his parents didn't mind throwing money at him; he was obviously used to getting what he wanted as often as possible.

[@75aces97]

Took the words out of my mouth. Can't fault Zach for this one. $3 wasn't a lot of money even then, but in the early 90s it was enough to let you eat enough to get you through the day. Despite what Nancy Reagan or DARE may have led kids to believe, about the only "drugs" you'd have been able to get with that would have been a bag of pencil shavings disguised as pot. Or a strip of construction paper sold as LSD.

[@Spartucus101]

Zack Morris isn't real. I mean, I've always believed he was the alternate personality of Screech. Like a fight Club type of thing. That Zack was what Screech wished he was, and did the things he wished he could do. Saved by the Bell and Zack Morris makes so much more sense when you see it as the fevered dreams of a socially awkward nerd day dreaming that he was part of the cool kids club. If you look at the start of every episode and imagine Zack Morris isn't even there and that Screech is really just eves dropping. The rest of the episode is just the fantasy of screech playing out in his mind as he sits in the editing room of A/V club. It's why Zack can stop time, and all the people that are hurt just disappear and never return. It's why Screech himself has near super human abilities and "Hangs out" with the coolest guy in school. It's also why Screech seems so gullible with Zack, there the same person. I mean honestly, do we all really think the coolest kid is school is constantly talking to and associating with the principle and with teachers? nope. But the school nerd and head of the A/V club would? is track season and wrestling season happening simultaneously? Nope. But a super nerd trapped in the editing room in the high school basement might not care. It's just a theory. But I always thought that.

[@Fnberg744]

That's perfect

[@arxdeath773]

Nice theory.

[@Missmagazinebura]

Lol plus a nerd and a popular guy would never hang out

[@buckbundy8642]

You fucking weirdo. 😂🤣

[@TSPOWELL89]

This is deep

[@BrainGushersTV]

"Or starved to death..." LMAFO just when I laugh so much at the killed themselves you added that bit in this one.

[@ParksParanormal]

I love how they would always introduce new love interests, then never mention them again.

[@sophiehowie7111]

"Apparently 3 dollars with a side of wrapping paper isn't a complete breakfast" 😂 I'M DEAD

[@jaznabooker910]

"Runs her hungry ass away" 😂😂😂

[@cir0plus]

Comments like your should be banned. You literally just quoted a line to get likes...

[@ixnine]

“...and she runs her hungry ass away” 😂

[@stephensciarabba4262]

“Zach suggests sexual favors” 😂😂😂😂i almost choked on my roast beef sandwich

[@misterunperfect4438]

stephen sciarabba was that a diet roast beef?

[@juanc1328]

Zack dad is never around, always away wink wink!🤣😂😅

[@wenzworldradio]

I can't believe I just now stumbled upon these gems! :)

[@lurchlogan]

"Mr. Moody threatens to call the Cops & she runs her hungry ass away"!! 😂😂😂

[@alexisvelez7094]

“ and Zack is sitting on his blonde ass eating cookies “ 😂😂

[@EricaChavira-on4oz]

😂😂

[@ImBatman1222]

Super cheap heroin.... 😂😂😂😂🤣

[@savannaerjavec2408]

Jonathan Rosa $3 heroin.. Where they do that

[@lennywright5655]

Jonathan Rosa I blame inflation, back in my day you could get heroin for reasonable price! X(

[@mspark400smith2]

Lenny Wright actually statistically in the last few decades heroin has only gotten much cheaper and more potent and pure overall lol good job “war on drugs”...

[@BeLoud13]

I just LOVE the recurring comment on the victim of each show, "Because they probably fucking killed themselves...let's review..."

[@matt6360]

These are funny as hell. Great job.

[@mayer5035]

The dig at Mrs. Morris was uncalled for. 😂

[@courtneymichelle5746]

“To be continued... Right now!” 😂😂 omg

[@luna39900]

Hahaha she run her angry ass away

[@cybercop3108]

shelly amor I thought he said hungry ass

[@Jeremy-jm3fe]

Look Eastway He did say hungry, but OP is deaf

[@BaronessVonHizen]

I haven't genuinely laughed this much in a long time, lol this series is hilarious xD

[@skeptikone]

"Laura says she doesn't know how to thank him... Zac suggests sexual favours" LOL I just about spit out my coffee!!!

[@50ShadesOfEndo]

He was definitely less trash in this episode

[@JamesParker1998]

I also thought he was decent in this episode

[@casadilla111]

But he got a girlfriend by feeding her...

[@JimmyMon666]

And so have most men throughout thousands of years of history.

[@caitlinroseblaney226]

What?! No, he wasn’t... $3 is like nothing, and he only offered them a place to stay because he “wanted the daughter for Christmas”... gross!!

[@BunniesSakura45]

@Fuert Neigt not a sex slave stop using the term so loosely

[@FloridaRaisin]

As someone who was a Zack fangirl in the 90's, this series is really making me reexamine Slater. He comes off well in these videos.

[@kianathomas5499]

in these videos, yes, in the actual show, NO. They gloss over Slater in these videos

[@kianathomas5499]

ronindebeatrice uhh.. what? I never said Zack wasn’t a problem, I’m just saying Slater isn’t innocent

[@GAshoneybear]

@@kianathomas5499 Absolutely. Even watching the show now, I'm still not a Slater fan.

[@BooDotBoo]

Slater was the one I had a crush on. Like, Zack was okay looking, but even though I could tell Slater was kind of sexist, I felt he was the type who would, most likely, change when he was out of high school (I think Jesse felt that, too). I think teens are, inherently, kind of shitty, and the gang did normal shitty stuff like most kids, but Zack took things to such an insane level in comparison; he was never attractive to me. Shoot, I would even take Screech over Zack.

[@natascha2426]

i agree. slater had his iffy moments but i think that was more about not understanding certain social elements (the way most teenagers do) and probably being influenced by Zack. I also was a huge fan of Zack and now i realize where most of my relationship issues came from lol.

[@scottyb003]

I laughed so hard at that $3 dollard and a side of wrapping paper aren't part of a complete breakfast.

[@kommissar.murphy]

"I guess if you see free theatre in a mall,you get what you pay for". Classic!

[@ciggylungz]

“The play is ok, it’s fine”

[@Altorin]

It's funny that you could do this for literally every single episode

[@user-jq2ud5yf6s]

I love how he takes every action of Zack’s and analyses them to be intentionally malicious. It’s so sad that it’s funny. 😭. Poor Zack.

[@dharmallars]

He’s not a real person babe

[@AnneettaLife]

I love it when you say that somebody killed themselves just because they don't appear on this show again. I love these videos.

[@stephendye672]

The suicide rate in Bayside is OUT OF CONTROL. 😂😂😂

[@jrsmith1998]

😂. No continuity in Saved By the Bell 🤣. We never see a lot of people ever again after appearing in only 1 episode

[@rcj.19]

Probably because they killed themselves so they wouldn’t have to deal with Zack Morris.

[@billyadams9705]

That freaking intro and outro is Gold

[@nehsangbong7259]

$3 dollars would put this guy's life back on track. DEAD 😂 💀

[@kastrohussein2179]

Laura says she doesn't know how to thank them...Zack suggest sexual favors😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danjtams]

Maybe not my favorite of the series, but the best recap by far. I can’t wait until the next episode.

[@kkat1975]

The same "blonde to roots ratio", oh shit that made my day!

[@godzilla69kills]

It gets better and better, plz keep them going haha makes my day hsha

[@cfinley81]

"Zach suggests sexual favors." I had to just clean the remnants of the drink I completely sprayed all over my laptop the second I heard that. And I ain't even mad. Hahahaha. That was fucking funny as shit.

[@snackpackman1938]

"Used food to get a hungry girl to spend time with him" ..... Yeah it's called dating

[@IsAName1]

Ok this is true

[@BrowncoatFairy]

Tony Trades is traaaaaaaash

[@ahkiaveshay140]

Tony Trades no it's different

[@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945]

Tony Trades i mean....it works on me

[@AlwaysM0ndayy]

Are all the girls you date homeless?

[@mayssm]

"Zack suggests sexual favors."

[@danymalsound]

These segments are so well thought out lol Cheers!

[@thedashboard9562]

Zack's mom, finally realizing what a monster her son is, would take him to therapy. His doctor, a seasoned psychologist who thought he'd seen it all, sat down with Morris. Session upon session he studied his patient. The days become weeks. The weeks become months. The months become years. The once optimistic doctor has grown weary and haggard. His colleagues ask him what's happened to him. He answers: "I met this sixteen-year-old boy -- or 21-year-old man... it's hard to say really -- with this blank, pale, emotionless face... and the blondest hair -- the Devil's hair. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up (there was also that one week I spent trying to pry this enormous cell phone away from him before it gave him cancer) because I realized that what was living within that boy's hair was purely and simply...evil. Unfortunately, as it turns out he can manipulate time and space, using a 'time out' ability to freeze everything around him and escape."

[@loribernardisunwell9663]

Nice Halloween reference 😉

[@ang3l13_5]

PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE I NEED A SEASON 2

[@simplyjuannie5128]

"It's her dad, you dingus."

[@jamminmusicman]

I love these videos 😂 Saved By The Bell will always be one of my favorite shows lol this Christmas episode is a classic

[@Montesama314]

I'm gonna admit, I didn't make the father/daughter connection either, because I was distracted by one thought I had: Zack is ingratiating himself to a female by giving her treats... is Laura his pet girlfriend?

[@dancerdude83]

Probably one of the best of this KZbin series haha

[@l.anthonyluke1258]

I'M. IN. TEARS.

[@bertmustin]

This was the most tv friendly homeless man and his daughter you'll find.

[@jesusvon6314]

This episode resembles today’s courtships You show love by buying food 😆

[@dena81]

"And we never ever see them again...because they probably fucking killed themselves....or starved to death" omg....tears in my eyes from laughing too hard!

[@matthewwolfserrano5670]

I love these 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidc1016]

These are fucking comedy gold!! Please never stop making these!!

[@jeffreylarsen4614]

Getting a girl to like you by feeding her doesn’t sound that bad haha

[@BUGZYFANG]

These are classic! We need more🙏

[@Taxdz]

Well he was a nice Guy this time

[@StefunnyStrange]

Sher Mario Please point out the nice. I must’ve missed it.

[@bdr113080]

I cried I laughed so hard especially at the end when she told Zack she didn’t know how to repay him and being such a sexual favors! Lol

[@chrissmith2874]

I could never buy someone like Zach Morris caring about a homeless person.

[@MichaelWH]

He just cared about getting some.... 😻

[@rameses187x]

The poor people in his neighborhood are the ones who don't have cable🤦😂

[@ensignmjs7058]

All that I could forgive. But, Zack...pastels?

[@fembotprincess1]

lol Omg

[@amillan2004]

Is this from Morticia Addams?

[@BrianJamesShanley]

The theme song “Zack Morris Is Trash” sung at the beginning and end of every episode is classic. Love it.

[@lauraalonso4642]

“Zach realizes he can make laura like him with food” mood Edit: 1 year later and it's still a mood

[@saniyahmarshay2835]

“...because they probably fucking killed them selves...” this shit kills me every time 😂😂😂

[@Jyashina]

When is this series coming back? I need this in my life!

[@GaryTurbo]

Now

[@mauricioromero6115]

LMFAO! The photos they use in the summary are priceless

[@TheAntiSanta]

They didn't kill themselves. Zack killed them. He forced the homeless girl to eat her father's body, and then he locked the girl in the basement sex dungeon, where he keeps all the other love interests we never saw again.

[@KevinScandinavia]

The Fantastic Paul I could see that

[@Thattgirl6789]

The Fantastic Paul that took a dark turn

[@thatguy8152]

**Dead giveaway intensifies**

[@MissPinkyLover101]

Can you please write a fanfic??

[@jauxro]

Classic comedy

[@SpeedWayDre]

I feel so bad because I laugh 😂 hard as hell when he says "Because they fucking killed themselves"...

[@SSVCloud]

I have to admit, in Zack's favor, a sentence i never ever thought I would say, Zack exhibits something in this episode that almost looks like the very sketchy outline of empathy for another human being.

[@nyy190343]

A click counter for every time Zack bothered his friends at work would've been hilarious

[@OurFoundingLiars]

Zach Morris would probably be alt right

[@KevinScandinavia]

Haha! Good one 👍🏿

[@soth1sol]

"that's what i love about these high school girls man. i get older they stay the same age. yes they do. alt-right. alt-right. alt-right."

[@dustinsandage9387]

Nah, he's not white enough. He's part Indonesian.

[@marvdatboi]

Dustin Sandage race is not stoping him. He was a total preppy so definitely alt right material

[@dustinsandage9387]

marvdatboi: It was a joke. Unless a person has come across that bit of trivia they wouldn't know he was anything but pasty white. If the alt-right find out you aren't a purebreed, alt-right, heterosexual, white guy they tend to look down on you. Hence, it's a bit ironic that he definitely fits the bill in personality but would technically be a subclass in many of their eyes. Kinda like Milo.

[@MrSubsound90]

I wish all the episodes of fraggle rock were explained this quickly and concisely.

[@eclifers9362]

Thank you for corrupting a show I once thought was wholesome and good

[@jaredhowe1698]

It's still good

[@woahthereshistar7218]

“We never see them ever again probably because they fucking killed themselves or starved to death” I lost it

[@morpheos111]

This is the template for 80s and 90s sitcomes. Characters do dumb shit, then by the end they learn a lesson.

[@password.is.taco.]

Also Family Guy

[@mikoism]

PLEASE CONTINUE THIS SERIES!!! LMAO!!!