Furniture Nasshole Compilation

[@bullhammer59]

absolutely kills me when fred ignores the lady's rant about the penal code violation and just asks if they can have sex

[@bujfvjg7222]

PENILE code

[@yeahrightkid]

Don Fenning is so angry probably because every time the phone rings he thinks it might finally be a customer.

[@bartjargengarblbargeler1980]

Or a big AlDS-infested guy

[@bullhammer59]

I've lost count of how many times ive replayed this. hands down best set of soundboard prank calls I've ever heard

[@kidjoe22]

And this ish the kind of idiot...that we have to put up with..🙄

[@HybridBlueDream]

That’s.. what it’s all about

[@Bootydoc1999]

Are you on shome schpecial phone?

[@johnsonlong8491]

Yes, this one and also "california crook compilation"

[@rodzor]

*Homeless Bail Bondsman is Feeling Groovy* that'sh another one I've listened to a million times.

[@chrispond779]

She’s reporting to her cop friends that Fred called wanting to buy a walnut couch

[@seanpatterson8600]

Hahahaha 😂

[@sbj97]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesr3743]

This is, in my opinion, one of, if not THE greatest fred call of all time. Don Fenning should be embarrassed lmao. this really needs a sequel

[@MichaelDeMersLA]

Call them back with their own voices

[@loufournier5397]

Don Fenning sounds like an unhinged individual and the first woman who answered had zero patience. It was very sad.

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

@@loufournier5397 Whatnumberareyoutryingtodial? Whatnumberareyoutryingtodial? Whatnumberareyoutryingtodial?

[@loufournier5397]

@@wolfgangfrost8043 What. Number. Are. YOU. Trying. To. Dial?

[@foruwantto3621]

You havin' fun?

[@snakeplissken44]

Don gets a prank phone call and he wants the prankster to receive a fate worse than he can possibly imagine 😂😂

[@kidjoe22]

Sick...

[@shilohe4685]

Why are they so mad at him?

[@mcaddicts]

This is the sheriffs department and I'm advising you your prank calls are hilarious.

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

Well if it'sh the sheriff's then COME TO MY OFFICESH

[@TheDabullmikey]

...quit calling here

[@Ne0nLobster]

What sherriff's department?

[@dwrigh18]

really

[@nurgle333]

Fuck you, money grip!

[@Umberto2]

That black dude was super chill and hilarious. Handled it way better than Don Fenning.

[@MAD_Villain1981]

Og eddy

[@Chichimee]

Man you the biggest liar in the world

[@snakeplissken44]

How you know I'm that?

[@joejensen3761]

12:57 🤦‍♂️ Don is so proud of himself that he and his private investigator found out Fred is a bail bondsman… after Fred called 29373838483 times and said as much himself on about half of the calls. 😂 😂 if they had just hung up and not engaged they could have avoided all of this

[@hossamzahid]

There's a lot of things in life that don't make sense.

[@R-E-D-E-M-P-T-I-O-N]

I love how EVERYBODY in the USA has their phone traced..........

[@rico76]

A trap on the line won't actually locate internet based cawls, especially with some cheap VPN, right?

[@Iam-nw9fw]

and/or tapped

[@DarkMetaOFFICIAL]

All we need is enough time. 😂

[@DarkMetaOFFICIAL]

@@rico76 whaow

[@ilovethesmelloffire]

The fbi needs to be called

[@Emanistan]

They must have really crappy furniture since they know it's a prank call the moment he says "walnut."

[@sbj97]

Walnut

[@jamesbyrne9312]

I thought that too lol

[@lestercross5123]

1st comment: 3 yrs ago 2nd: 3 months 3rd: 3 weeks Hopefully nothing changes by the time this comment says 3 days 😐

[@ABCDuwachui]

@@lestercross5123 it did

[@lestercross5123]

@@ABCDuwachui nice comment from 3 minutes ago 👍

[@howardhardardt815]

People don't understand the high pressure environment of furniture sales.

[@akimboist]

out of all fred herbert prank calls, this is one of my favorites. RIP Fred Gordon Herbert.

[@harveymanfredsenjenson5417]

An elderly man spewing profanity, threats and insults, and thinking he's a younger person's son is really funny to me for some reason!

[@stunninglad1]

Thank you, sir. This is Don Fenning!

[@sbj97]

@@stunninglad1 I took a shit today with a piece of corn in it that's smarter than you

[@brettharwood5454]

This is your son. correct?

[@Iownyoujk]

What type of couch were you looking for? WALNUT

[@ahnoldshort5500]

Iownyoujk LoL

[@dougtunnels6503]

Are you on shome special couch

[@NoFishTacos4You]

Thish is yooou!! hooo hooo!

[@alexnezhynsky9707]

@@biggestsign Thatsh what it ish

[@ig2996]

@@biggestsign then she wasn't ddoing her job right

[@MayberryDaze64]

I can't stop coming back to this video. This is definitely one the top 5 Fred Herbert calls I've heard out of hundreds. Don Fenning is amazing lmao

[@stunninglad1]

Mike? 🥴

[@Xpwnxage]

@@stunninglad1 Are you asking for MIKE?

[@sheismymom]

what number were you trying to dial what number were you trying to dial what number were you trying to dial what number were you trying to dial what number were you trying to dial

[@sr0242]

Halsey Robert. what are you idiot why do you keep repeating the same thing over and over again what are you stupid? you got to be to repeat everything over and over again what are you an idiot? you must be repeat everything over and over again where you're a jerk you got me saying everything over and over again like that

[@fredherbert894]

Lishten to thish shit

[@Xpwnxage]

Nothing but consummate professionals at that establishment.

[@andyeccentric]

909...

[@palestinevideos2025]

Scuse me?

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

Hotel Surplus has to be a front for something else. Fred was in "confused old man" mode until they immediately began with the empty threats. How many times did they supposedly "hire a private investigator" to "trace the line"?

[@weeabooshunter4759]

21:00 Best thing in history The mad boss found a soundboard of Fred Herbert on the internet and he is playing it on his phone

[@aSASa45454]

imagine the sadness when he realized all the info he collected.. was on the soundboard.

[@blackcruze1379]

Yeah that pissed him off even more when he found out it was a soundboard

[@brettharwood5454]

LMAO! This was the best!

[@joejensen3761]

Lol I swear the private investigator just gave them a random name and collected his fee from those suckers 😂😂

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

"I'm single sho, what'sh your gramma's name?" "...Oh god. Not again." LOL

[@wilfordbrimleypranks]

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH...

[@ahnoldshort5500]

Lmfao

[@df56gh4d5h]

We need more pranks calls using the Don Fenning soundboard.

[@stunninglad1]

Correct!

[@loufournier5397]

That “I had a piece of shit with a piece of corn in it and it was smarter than you” line was cringeworthy.

[@fredhall6525]

"You and I have gotten along fine. I don't know why this is happening".

[@MrEyebrowz]

Man.. this guy would make such a good soundboard!!

[@KingLich451]

exactly

[@ModernDayDebate]

This video has 63,000 views. 1,000 are from me.

[@Bootydoc1999]

I lishten to this one at least daily

[@knightofjustice5475]

Imagine getting bent out of shape over a soundboard, yet, it just keeps on happening.

[@cf6699]

lol these are my favorite of all your calls

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

So many classic momentsh in Furniture Nassholes

[@zackscruggs4543]

"We have all the facts and we are assembling them now!"

[@stover14]

Mr bail bondsman!

[@alexnezhynsky9707]

You've given us the Walnut police station

[@carlhepp6193]

Holy shit. High Pitch Eric worked at that store?

[@ConstantThrowing]

omg you have to make this guy a soundboard.

[@tylerjones1252]

Your gonna get your butt slapped hard!

[@RodrigoTechador]

Okay, I'll call you right back.

[@Xpwnxage]

@@RodrigoTechador Gimme a call back when you know more, know where your brother is

[@DakovP]

Such an epic set of calls. Don denning so funny and it’s always amazing when they discover the SB and start using it themselves 😆

[@DubV-qr5xb]

These nassholes were very rude from the start. How anyone can poshibly run a successful business with such practices, itsh been a mystery to me!

[@fredgordonherbert1905]

This is one of those ones I always come back to and I always have to listen to the whole thing. It's just that good 😂

[@kidjoe22]

Are you mentally ill? 🧐

[@juanvaldez5422]

Getting a life sentence for talking nasty on the phone

[@erictrommer]

And he's a bailbondsman sho, he can get away with it

[@Guy_FawkeZ]

​@@erictrommer The ORIGINAL Max Payne, lol . . . the sequel was such an amazing improvement; still one of my top 5 favorite 🎮 s ever. 💯

[@erictrommer]

​@Guy_FawkeZ Hahahah you know what's up 😎 the og Max Payne is just on such a different level, definitely a contender for one of my favorite games I've ever played. It just has a vibe so perfect to its time that has definitely been long lost to modern games

[@jcampbellwpc]

Thank you Ron

[@mikec2745]

These people make me sick. Fred is simply trying to reconnect with family and this is how he gets treated? Even goes as far as to introduce them to his plant...We run a family business and we would never treat a customer or a son like this....

[@stunninglad1]

Mike?

[@chassisskirts6967]

Boy shick

[@wilfordbrimleypranks]

I wonder if the real Fred is going to hear from this guy

[@levibuildsbarns5981]

Wilford Brimley they found out pretty fast that Fred was a soundboard.

[@wilfordbrimleypranks]

yeah I posted that comment about 10 minutes into the video before the part where he brought up the sb

[@peresjambok6434]

if you dont know then this is BS

[@weeabooshunter4759]

Real Fred would say: I-I don't understand why are you're so mad at me!!

[@carlhepp6193]

Wilford Brimley 435 West Mission.

[@jaredvf1976]

Love these compilations.

[@stunninglad1]

Hi John. 🙂

[@crow-vz5lx]

This gets really gay when the tough guy starts talking about Fred's Weiner length

[@MrBikboi]

Ah yes, a prank call with get you 25-life, you're going to be doing HARD TIME, because they have the ability to "triangulate" your location only if you stay on the line for a few minutes while their dialup setup running windows 94 finds you.

[@sheismymom]

you go to sleep

[@kaptaintrips]

I shoooo wish I knew the context of that line... when I watched the movie version of "The Dark Tower" and Walter told people, "Stop Breathing" - I heard Fred in my mind saying, "Ghohhh tew Shleep" in a nice, quiet voice. Damn, I love it! Fred never forgot the face of his father!

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

In what one does he say "Don't call your house anymore"? Ah the myshteries of Fred

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

What about the "yeah I'll take the pepperoni with extra cheesh" line? Do you remember that?!

[@Chichimee]

one of the funniest/most vaguely threatening linesh

[@dickr9345]

@@MyoclonicJerkCough It's from the original calls to Fred, do you remember that? ABG: DON'T CALL MUH FUCKIN HOUSE NO MOAR Fred:....dont call your house anymore

[@lordofthebeltsthereturnoft1127]

lol, the dude is swearing at Fred and claiming he will get Fred raped by an aids infested person, then these people have the gall to immediately in the next call talk about threats and offensive language legalities over the phone (when they are the biggest culprits of that).

[@Xpwnxage]

Yeah, it's so hypocritical

[@Xpwnxage]

Yeah, it's so hypocritical

[@loufournier5397]

I like how Fenning loses his shit after using the female voice and Fred counters with “wow” 😂

[@perryfranciscaravello134]

That hotel surplus store guy was cringey as fck, trying to act tough lmao

[@YouDummy]

Thank you inspector Jones for all the good work you do

[@blackcruze1379]

Poor Fred just wanted to get a walnut couch and the woman threats him with the police

[@wally123ish]

After all these years. Why hasn't walnut jail changed their number

[@mackenziel1266]

Don Fanning is the Walter Sobchak of furniture.

[@tonyhector4842]

I love how the store manager is so irate. Fred just handles his butt. The manager completely lost his mind and claimed to be an inspector and he was going to “slap” Fred’s butt. Hahaha

[@KingLich451]

i love when you called as Don's voice close to end hahaahahaahahahh

[@Religious_man]

Wow these California unicorns are so tolerant and inclusive, lmao.

[@NeoShot]

20:43 OMG he's homophobic in California! And he said the F homophobic slur! That's against the "center of the universe" law over there!

[@greyfox37]

Dish ish your schon?

[@fiendfred5434]

Are you on drugsh? Can we have secksh?

[@noahvitanza3115]

I had a piece of shit this morning with piece of.corn in it thats smarter than you

[@hunterholman3713]

This video deserves at least 1 million views

[@dwrigh18]

20:06 Victim: popcorn Fred: huh? Victim: popcorn Fred: walnut Friggin pro level moves

[@Bootydoc1999]

Do you remember me?

[@nicholasneilson2269]

dude the don fenning soundboard is FUCKING HILARIOUS! HE SOUNDS SO FUCKING PATHETIC LOL.

[@wilfordbrimleypranks]

I would've used the "I don't wanna spend that kind of money" line at 17:35

[@peopleskarmasquad1042]

Don Fenning hired Brad Carter to track Fred down. Don Fenning. President, The Fenning Group, LLC. dba Hotel Surplus Outlet --- F.F.&E. Liquidation For Hotel/Lodging Industry & Furniture Overstock Liquidators Los Angeles County, California, United States

[@Bootydoc1999]

I know exactly who you are!

[@rodzor]

19:28 When he said "how much what?" I was so waiting for Fred to say ..."reefer?" 😂

[@Bootydoc1999]

Thatsh not good information

[@rodzor]

​@@Bootydoc1999well then you'll need to drive down there, maybe he's under another name.

[@Bootydoc1999]

@@rodzorI’m goinggg to it right now..

[@rodzor]

​@@Bootydoc1999Tousand?

[@stover14]

​@@rodzorSteenerson?

[@whiteshadow59]

One of the classic compilations.

[@stover14]

Yeap, well thatsh what it ish

[@ryuzakikun96]

Someone has to turn the furniture salesman into a soundboard

[@FredHerbert999]

This is Don Fenning.

[@Bootydoc1999]

I'm gonna buttfuck a BIG AIDS INFESTED GUIY

[@stunninglad1]

This is Lieutenant Gregory Stevens. Just listen to what I've been taping: -"This is Don Springfeel - Can you handle that?."

[@stunninglad1]

Yeah, I'll take the pepperoni with extra cheese!

[@kirksutherland2226]

This is one of the funniest ones I've heard. Hahaha great job

[@TCcolorado]

Haha. I’m single, so what’s your grandma’s name?

[@Pookabee]

This is a classic

[@LoveSosa2024]

This one is the best. @15:25 😂😂😂😂

[@android584]

There's an ABC news segment where Don gives a tour of the store. Definitely weird that Don and his staff are so riled up by prank calls. Maybe furniture salespeople are a bit stressed?

[@koreyb]

Bunco is gonna get involved. Who does she think she is?

[@almightyredskull]

This pure gold 🪙 hahaha.

[@ButchersBoys]

Walnut

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

@@ButchersBoys Popcorn

[@johnyoung1601]

Hi James Clark! You stole our furniture! 😆😅😂🙃

[@mysteriowc]

I think Jim Florentine encountered the same agro dude.

[@UptownNYC]

@12:35 Almost shit my pants when I heard the guy being harassed using a girl voice to trick Fred 🤣🤣

[@BrandonBeckelheimer]

I love this fucking shit so much this is the most epic fucking Fred compilation

[@stunninglad1]

Thank you very much! What number are you trying to dial?

[@Guy_FawkeZ]

LMAO @ the entirety of this onslaught 😂 . . . the actual calls were funny enough, but the originally creative visual aids were the icing on the 🎂. Don and his underlings got some screws loose 🪛. Fucking terrific!

[@PandS100]

Should’ve gave him a walnut couch

[@glenshort6567]

This is don fenning

[@tricky5222]

Lmfao they think they can trace the call and do something 😂

[@DubV-qr5xb]

Since when is inquiring about a walnut couch illegal? What terrible customer service practices

[@LittleJohn_73]

12:40 High Pitch Eric then his voice drops

[@CourtneyLachiver]

The woman at the beginning was pretty rude to him. I wouldn't be surprised if she got fired for her attitude.

[@TheJamesOutlaw]

Waow. Why is Don Fenning so mad at him?

[@ralphymendiola1408]

It’s beyond my comprehension.

[@MayberryDaze64]

Wow, this guy is so hilarious, this video was so satisfying. LOL

[@peopleskarmasquad1042]

I remember the “James Clark 5” good band

[@ronweasley640]

Bloody brilliant

[@steevenguerra6083]

10:30 dude was mad af. Later that day, he went to go get a bottle and sit under a tree! (EDIT) just got to 12:38. :rofl:

[@SiouxCityWeather]

Why are you so mad at me? 😥 Is it because John misread the receipt? 😭😭😭😭

[@jonathanc4166]

This guys anger is so fucking funny. He's so uptight.

[@masonboyne5074]

The rape whistle cracks me up 😂

[@naimtatah6808]

Fred: 'uhu, correct' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kaptaintrips]

Popcorn ... ... Walnut

[@grimdaze]

MISTER BAIL BONDSMANNN...

[@Bootydoc1999]

"If you call back again you're stone crazy, and stupid on top of that" "I'll call you right back" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍

[@Dolphynxx285]

OH NO NOT BONKO

[@stunninglad1]

That's what it is. 😁

[@Dolphynxx285]

@@stunninglad1 I don't undershtand shir

[@darkstardru8424]

That was pure genius! 😅

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

“This is Inspector Jones” says a guy with a really distinct voice

[@KingLich451]

21:00 "whatsh going on" so whats goin on? hahhahahaha

[@loufournier5397]

I’m laughing thinking of when Fenning called the real Fred screaming at him about pranking his business. What stupid dolt Fenning is to think a grown man who owns a bail bonds business would be pranking another man’s business.

[@e-begginainteasy2470]

Uh fred was long gone by the time these callsh were done.

[@loufournier5397]

@@e-begginainteasy2470 what do you mean he was long gone? Fred isn’t dead. I know that’s been the rumor for years, but he’s very much alive.

[@mascauline_man3926]

@@loufournier5397 That's not good information.

[@loufournier5397]

@@mascauline_man3926 ohoooohooo. Are you taking some kind of drugsh or drinking? You and I got along fine and I don’t know why thish ish happening. Why are you doing thish shir?

[@mascauline_man3926]

@@loufournier5397 Go to compton sir...

[@lennypersin61]

One of my favorites