Noita New Year's Content Patches!

[@FuryForged]

Yeah, so the "wishlist" screenshot at 0:38 is a mistake. But, hey, at least it wasn't anything that DOXXED me, eh? I used the snipping tool to get a screenshot of my Twitch page, but I didn't rename it from the default "Capture" - I think you can guess what I did next. That's right. I grabbed a shot of my wishlist to show somebody that and I overwrite the old one. Whoops...

[@ice_kraken55]

Man's waiting for silksong, too. 🤡

[@somekeyboard5282]

how did that even happen

[@vxpdx]

@@somekeyboard5282 he just explained it man, he took a screenshot, then likely placed it in the video and continued editing the video. But then he took another screenshot and it overwrote the original capture, causing it to automatically update on his project.

[@egornick9206]

Just a fact, that you are getting scared of being doxxed for sharing your wishlist is terrible.

[@AdmiralTails]

@@egornick9206 He's not, he's just acknowledging worse things that could've happened with an accidental screenshot replacement.

[@uugabuuga7450]

thank god they did the "pet the x" in typical noita style. it would feel out of place if it couldn't randomly kill you

[@Mythraen]

And, with explosion immunity, or high health and the ability to heal, you could potentially have utility from it.

[@erixxl]

@@Mythraen weaponizing petting mechanics, the most Noita thing the devs could even do

[@SanAntonioJoker]

a subtle jab suggesting reddit pet the x posters should go boom boom

[@uugabuuga7450]

@@SanAntonioJoker I remember seeing some dev being pissed about "can you pet the dog?" and talking about wanting to add a petting mechanic that either randomly kills the animal or you. I think Nolla-games made a nice compromise that might please both sides of that argument.

[@WordofSil]

It's crazy cool that the noita devs didn't stick to their resolution to stop updating this game!! Noita lives on!

[@morales6224]

It's like Relogic with Terraria, *they just can't stop themselves*

[@wesleykoewing8596]

@@morales6224 lmao, I love that they just gave up entirely with the facade of the “final update”

[@morales6224]

It's great

[@itsukarine]

That's how you know devs love their art.

[@godslayer9000]

@@wesleykoewing8596 It was a really good marketing strategy if nothing else, entice the entire playerbase, active or not, with the double whammy of nostalgia and sadness of a "final update" to a decade old, universally beloved game, then come out of left field with the "nah jk lmao".

[@notloopers1110]

i swear to god if you guys find a way to one shot the final boss or something using the ability to get touch of piss im going to scream

[@FuryForged]

Welllll

[@notloopers1110]

Oh god he's dead isn't he

[@auxchar]

Instant Deathium is the most Noita thing I've ever heard of, lmao

[@potatodadave]

It doesn't matter if its about new content or simple bugfixes, im always amazed at how often the devs update Noita after like 3 years, every time i see a new update im between "wow so cool thanks" and "devs are you fine are you healthy?"

[@foxepunz4849]

I imagine they add stuff to noita out of the love they have for their game, similar to terraria but on a smaller scale

[@NewUser000NewUser]

Well, this and steam sales keep bringing new and old player in. IIRC, we've got the most active users not long ago.

[@Contextallion]

Cool thing with clusterbolt bounce, it also activates after a "circle of" spell ends (found this out while screwing with true orbit)

[@FuryForged]

Nice one!

[@ryanclemons1]

I love the deer boss Idea maybe it was not on purpose but it feels like the game is saying "For all the pain you have done to the innocent creatures I will send back to you 10 fold"

[@lainothefirst]

The boss knows the single best weapon against me is myself

[@Nymphs]

Thank you for putting everything together in a straightforward video Fury!

[@FuryForged]

Thanks Nymphs! I hope you've been doing well.

[@Nymphs]

@@FuryForged I have ^.^

[@toastmaster914]

I stopped playing Noita for a few months, but now I started again, I can see why I like it so much.

[@toddhoward1892]

0:39 Nice wishlist! I don't think that's what was meant to be there though.

[@FuryForged]

Huh...oh, I know how it happened. I used snipping tool to get a screenshot of my Twitch page, but I didn't rename it from the default "capture" and then I overwrote it with another snip, lmao

[@Can-uj5pv]

It is very fitting that the karma boss would have karma damage as a mechanic

[@domjancepic8491]

So like yk how the meat boss is the heart of kolmi, the pyramid boss the legs of kolmi and etc. It would be cool that they all dropped a special item which can be combined at the mountain altar with the Salt to create a true final boss which would be the actual kolmi which would be huge and super hard to defeat even for pros like you, but when defeated you would get the crown jewel if you completed the sun quest.. i really hope something like that gets added because even the 34 orb kolmi is pretty easy to beat with the right spell and wand combination

[@UOAPlays]

I actually really like that idea. It would be cool to have a ridiculously giant boss to fight. Like Shadow of the Colossus style.

[@domjancepic8491]

@@UOAPlays True!

[@folksguyreal]

2:59, Noita Imaginary Technique: HOLLOW WHITE

[@Cyrikyty]

When it comes to "godrun" kills of the deer boss without ambrosia, you could always use an infinite damage wand and either survive via saving grace or use up a single extra life. Unless it bypasses the temporary immunity frames you get from those.

[@kormana]

i was surprised hearing fury actually pronounce hämis decently well, but then i heard the muodonmuutos pronounciation ☠☠☠

[@FuryForged]

😭

[@frozenmana]

In a nightmare mode world, if a hammis gets glass cannon, does the explosion radius scale? I need to know

[@alexstaro]

asking the real important questions here 🙌🙌

[@Contextallion]

Should've mentioned how kicking the heart of Kolmi causes it to spin

[@FuryForged]

I was going to, but when I went in to get footage of it he didn't spawn and I wanted to get the video out. I'll put that in the video that is just about him that I do soon.

[@Contextallion]

@@FuryForged good idea, and thanks for explaining why

[@strikermodel]

Adding spells that make self damage beneficial is great!

[@xytio]

Holy crap I didn’t even know about the outhouse till I watched this ahahahah AND it spawns the touch of piss 🤣🤣🤣 that is so freaking amazing! I wonder if they were thinking of me when they added it or if they just happened to be watching Shrek 😝 thanks so much for mentioning me tho btw I feel like I made it big being mentioned in a FuryForged video! Lol ❤❤❤ love ya dude! Great vid as always and I can’t wait to see the next coming ones!

[@Dayz3O6]

That exploding pet remind me of exploding critter in warcraft 3 or starcraft, where you spam clicking it until it explode in a mushroom cloud.

[@lordfriedrick7911]

I'm surprised the Noita devs didn't called those ghosts Inky, Pinky, Blinky and Clyde (the names of the Pac Man ghosts)

[@stanz47]

This is the one video of yours and others I will not watch. For the first time in ages Noita has content I've never seen, and I don't want to waste the innocence of finding a new spell or boss somewhere in the world I never knew about. I want to be in the dark and experience this update like its my first time playing because I'll never know when it will be the last update.

[@FuryForged]

I 100% respect that. Enjoy the journey!

[@stanz47]

@@FuryForged Thank you! One thing I will ask, is that did it mention or hint and new secrets or anything pertaining to past secrets? I'm really curious to see if i need to keep my eye out a lot when the update gets to main branch one day

[@Jacob-ee8ux]

@@stanz47 nah he doesn't say anything about past secrets

[@stanz47]

@@Jacob-ee8ux sounds good, thank you

[@epickduk]

I'm guessing none of the new content offers any hints towards the Cauldron or Eye puzzles, otherwise Fury would have said something. Or at least, no hints that have been found yet.

[@davidkilmer]

Another use of white hole... If you cast both white and black hole simultaneously, the gravity effect cancels out. So you get the effect of chaotic transmutation, but without the mess.

[@DaganKay]

Thinking about clearing my profile and starting from scratch when this drops. stoked

[@kaamau4358]

Hey, I believe clusterbolt has some kind of interaction with luminous drill. I set up a wand with trigger spark bolt -> clusterbolt -> triple spell -> luminous drill x3. Eveything died in glorious explosions! (Including myself)

[@MagicGumable]

5:20 the Jarated effect of the touch of gold is also a nice tf2 sniper reference :D

[@FuryForged]

Yeah, there is also actually an extremely rare variant of the sniper enemy which spawns on TF2 release day each year in Snowy Depths. Instead of shooting bullets, it throws jars of pee at you.

[@martinpetruska5040]

I had a run on the beta branch where i got a hämis egg and i saw the pet promt come up and didnt know it was a thing, and on the first pet it exploded and killed a multi hour long run

[@jacthing1]

Classic noita lol. Guess it really loved you like you were it's mother.

[@josephnichols7419]

Hey fury, I have a problem. While I have been able to make it to coal pits pretty regularly, I have never made it past hiisi base. I’ve been following a bunch of beginners tips and tricks guides, but still, no jungle. I don’t know what to do. Can you help me out?

[@deathbunny7572]

The new polymorph spell actually would be a great for polymorph eggs (along with shields and whatnot). And so would a bunch of boomerang white holes

[@FuryForged]

Oh my, you just solved the problem with using destruction in an egg. I think the new spell in a hollow egg would be the perfect anti-poly egg strat now.

[@jimijenkins2548]

@@FuryForged If I can't have my original form, nobody can.

[@holocene9953]

I eat up your videos, can’t get enough of it, keep creating !

[@RedRiotRoss]

White hole is fuckin incredible

[@RedRiotRoss]

Also I'd note that enemies can still hit you with the big heal bolt so you can just toss it at an enemy still to get healed

[@cortster12]

Fun fact, if you use white hole and black hole together it nullifies the attraction and repulsion effects, making it do nothing except dig.

[@cweeperz7760]

Bred riot bross?!?!

[@itsukarine]

i have mixed feelings about spoiling all the new stuff but im so hungry for more noita content... im just waiting for the update to main branch because i want the refined experience they ultimately decide on only

[@FuryForged]

It's understandable. Normally all this stuff would have been pushed to main in only a couple weeks, tops, but we've had content from 6 months ago that still hasn't been pushed to main! Hopefully all of this goes to main sometime in the next couple months.

[@KeithSammut]

I love this video. this is what it was like when I first joined this channel. GOD TIER

[@CaptainAOrange]

Does this mean fish are canonically evil in noita lore?

[@fish.come.from_the_milk]

Interesting how both bosses are meat-themed in their own ways

[@maximusthedude8305]

So with the addition of meatball now, doesn't that mean we have a kolmi each for magic, technology, and nature? Can you combine them somehow and fight ultimate kolmi? There must be some kind of secret right?

[@FuryForged]

The developer in charge of the content, Hempuli, did say that he wanted to do that, but he ran out of time on his contract, so that’ll have to wait… Unless he did have time and it’s perfectly possible right now and he was just trolling/hinting ;)

[@maximusthedude8305]

@@FuryForged Oh, that's really awesome that they were thinking about it, even if they haven't put it in. Hopefully that stays a possibility for the future, ever since they added mecha kolmi I was hoping they'd complete the trifecta and allow us to reunite them one day. If it ever happens I hope it's an absolutely brutal fight too haha. Thanks for the response : )

[@Zaechus]

I'm excited to try the white hole spells on my travel wand. I wonder if it's powerful enough to repel polymorphine while moving?

[@sergey_a]

14:08 I found a wand that created a field that turned every projectile into peaceful creatures.

[@Exerlin]

6:50 when you say "[gold] will be shifted into something else", does it shift it into the material it would shift into if you weren't holding a flask/pouch, or does it choose a new, random material?

[@u2oti]

Ngl i forgot you existed but i am glad you exist because you post everything i dont know abput noita and other cool arg games

[@axolotl_princess]

lol the fire damage being based off of max hp and then being multiplied by ten just destroying you

[@Lykoz.]

Now, to see what happens when you mix the sun with the new toy.

[@romaliop]

I think thematically the deer boss would be better not as an "unlockable" boss that just spawns in the middle of the nowhere, but akin to Steve/Skoude in that if you slaughter innocent creatures, the boss will spawn in some more inconvenient location for the player where you can't just miss it entirely. It's unlikely to trigger anyway unless you use some very specific spells or tactics, so I don't think it warrants to be a "secret" boss in the sense that you both have to trigger something and then go out of your way to a specific location to find it.

[@brunovondra1819]

Hämis 👍

[@matteocapanna2535]

Hämis 👍

[@ravencoding]

Hämis 👍

[@doctorhealsgood5456]

Hämis 👍

[@Drakuba]

5:40 looks like team Fortress reference as well, where you have a piss jar that increase the chance of dealing crits on hit/soaked enemy

[@mikaelious9550]

One more thing about Tapion Vasalli, is that it actually makes all innocent creatures - even the ones spawned by the Muodonmuutos spell - explode on death. Brutal.

[@Danielkaas94]

What a time to be alive! Kiitos aina kaunis! 🧙‍♂

[@horsetrainerguy]

they changed the look of the potion thrower hiisi’s flasks too

[@derram0k]

I think using a greek letter to cast the deadly heal negates the self damage. Either that or it was because the wand had an always cast downwards larpa.

[@xm-1-24-b4]

I just realized that the ghosts have the color scheme of Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde from pac-man

[@NekoKhris]

...would Instant Deathium work against the new island boss?

[@victrium1642]

Haha the Urine buff says you sense an increased probability of receiving a critical hit. Gotta put in that team fortress 2 reference too

[@Egg-Thor]

Notification gang 😎 I WAS WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO!

[@theweakbeast7833]

14:35 is this the 2nd meat biome? lol

[@Grill_Boss]

It would be amazing if you could make videos about apotheosis and im sure many people would feel the same way (Plus it means more epic noita videos)

[@stokes6238]

I didn’t know the chance for the little guy to explode when petting him was so low. It literally happened to me the first time I tried it and never petted them again lol

[@CoolGuy-yk9kd]

ah noita added another orb boss how lovely

[@Jezzared]

So sad that the ghosts weren't named in Pac-Man fashion, with one of them inexplicably having a non-rhyming name. I was truly hoping one of them would be "Clyde".

[@bodaciouschad]

"I cast gun" Classic wizard spell.

[@Gurgleschlortz]

Urine makes you take more crits huh? Sounds like the alchemists have learned about jarate...

[@melware_1869]

where do people get the noita code from? like at the 2:00 mark it would be nice to know

[@conoa_]

Rather than making the deer boss wipe away your stains, it should just share whatever stains the player has. Ambrosia? Thanks for sharing. Step in fire? Now you take a % of the boss' hp. Maybe it could even share healing from circle of vigour to force a more creative healing wand, or they could code berserkium to make the projectiles/ghosts larger, idk...

[@mofinadesdita6890]

YOOOOOOO THIS JS AMAZING!!!

[@FertusMod]

15:32 The GG wand

[@JNPR_STYX]

Probably doesn’t work- has anyone tried putting a necromancy spell on Deadly Heal, to see if there’s any effect on the zombie player?

[@ThylineTheGay]

10:30 oh nice reference lmao

[@terrafin6354]

14:31 thats straight up from horror movie lol

[@TheLeaderOfTheBabyBirbArmy]

Hmmm, never heard of this game. From the thumbnail, it looks quite a bit like terraria. Maybe I'll check this game out sometime! Thanks for introducing me to it!

[@noahdoss1967]

The community better call one of the ghosts “clyde”!!

[@rafaelpardinifariabastos4545]

it's really nice to see some updates, but i didn't understando what you meant by "main branch". can you explain it to me?

[@liberatetheforks666]

*puts on old man glasses* Ive been shifting guiding powder since they added potion alchemy, by gummit. Back in those days id wear an onion on my belt, which was rhe style at the time... Where was i?

[@uugabuuga7450]

the outhouse could be another Finland reference as well. I've seen many just like it when staying at lake huts.

[@moestuph8817]

"Touch of Gold?" is an alchemy reference: some gold transmutation attempts involved urine, due to their similar colors.

[@lyoneist6284]

Yes, it looks like a typical Finnish ”ulkohuussi”, the most common type of toilet for a not so modern cottage

[@doodblat]

Hamïs 👍

[@jostinsmith7223]

The first time I pet the hammy it exploded I thought that's how it work but it's only a 1% change

[@billyjohnsotocid8958]

Thanks Fury, and is that important the dark cave to get it's own soundtrack?... 🤔

[@Liberatios]

Wake up babe, new Noita update just dropped

[@MG-mh8xp]

I haven't even gotten good enough at the game to get past the first 3 levels and i've been playing for like, weeks. I don't understand a single thing in this video, but it all sounds really cool.

[@aquapotato..]

2:03 what are those spells next to the multi casts with a gold border?

[@spartanfoxie]

i think theyre the larpa multicasts that cast a spell around itself in the pattern shown

[@b.t7452]

FINALLY, URINE!!!!

[@derdiedaswasndas]

14:44 the pacifist clear rly sells the point on restraint when it comes to murdering innocent xd

[@casualsatanist5808]

Does Tappy reflect say toxic sludge damage onto you if you have toxic immunity? Does it just reflect ANY damage onto you no matter the type?

[@user199x]

What are you talking about reference? EVERY outhouse has a heart on the door in real life

[@FuryForged]

I'll have to go on an outhouse tour around the world.

[@casualsatanist5808]

Can we call Tapio's vassal for Tappy?

[@numbersstationsarchive194]

What happened to your perk tier list video?

[@someguy4252]

all of this looks cool... just the damage reflection boss seems invincable without ambrosia unless they give it a weakness like a type of damage it cant reflect.

[@Ari925Ari]

Jarate! No magic is beneath Merasmus!

[@trujo1053]

any updates in when its coming for main branch??

[@FuryForged]

Nope. We have no idea when it might. I recommend everyone who is really interested in Noita to play on beta branch. There really is no reason not to at this point. It's not more unstable.

[@water9818]

Hello, I found a bug when resetting the save game and unlocking the nightmare without collecting orbs, and already in the nightmare, starting to collect orbs from them will issue an empty spell. It is considered as a projectile without a name or description, it requires 10 mana

[@FuryForged]

Interesting. How exactly did you trigger it?

[@water9818]

​@@FuryForged As I described above, you need to take the orb in a nightmare without taking it in a normal game for the first time

[@water9818]

P.s Later I died and also in a nightmare I went to take an orb from the pyramid and an empty spell also fell from it

[@marius1211]

Can someone explain what he means with "Main Branch" of the game ?? Is there a "BETA" Branch to the game for thoses updates ?

[@FuryForged]

There is a beta branch on Steam, yes. There's actually 7 months of content on the beta that has not yet made it to main branch, including all the stuff in this video (but so much more.) You just have to right-click the game in your Steam library, go down to properties, then betas and then opt into the beta. There's really almost no reason not to. I haven't left the beta branch of the game in 3 years.

[@mega_jonne1546]

Muodonmuutos means shapeshift

[@btarg1]

Every video I watch on this game I learn about a hundred new mechanics and areas. I've played a good hundred hours and never got further than the midas ending and a few orbs lmao

[@MrDeothor]

[still waits for goddamn co-op]

[@derpaboopderp1286]

I think they should make the goat boss get ambrosia as well if youre ambrosia’d

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

im gonna have to get the game eventually We love Noita

[@DeadMansOdyssey]

wait, gold flasks are 1 in a million? i remember i spawned with one on one of my very first runs (and then promptly squandered it). damn.

[@cloudtender8813]

How are you supposed to kill the stag if all damage to it you also take ?

[@ChathSuaco]

Wonder if they did anything with the involved mysteries.

[@mailcs06]

14:31 Nahhh fury making a new meat realm.