Futurama - 31 Random Jokes to get You through March

[@SmudgeThomas]

"You can't have your characters just announce how they feel; that makes me feel Angry!" Glorious

[@joechilds3256]

You can't just comment on how you feel.. it's just makes me feel angry

[@melspyrose]

LOL Robot Devil looks a little butthurt. XD

[@JerbilKonai]

And I'm sure some will miss that there's a joke in there. I find that both sad and funny.

[@mamebiramdiouf3256]

One of my favourite quotes from any show. It's truly superb.

[@feliperojas-doomride]

That joke got lost in translation in latin america. Devil robot said "your characters CANT express how they feel", which to me means they are bad at acting

[@NoNameAtAll2]

0:07 "nope, straight line" says the guy that would travel 2 universe cycles forward

[@IN-tm8mw]

That is true LOL

[@Stolkmen]

I was thinking that but it still went in a straight line, just happened that the universe repeated itself is all.

[@rumpelstiltskin6150]

@@Stolkmen Almost cyclical.

[@leavemealone802]

The guy wasn't wrong, it just took longer hahab

[@Kortlandt]

To be fair, he didn’t know this till after he time traveled in that pod. That’s the thing with science, always something new in development.

[@splitjawjanitor5369]

"It took an hour to write, I thought it'd take an hour to read!" As a writer and chronic procrastinator, I felt that one.

[@JustKrin]

If I write "one hour later" in the script, that will certainly make it last longer right?

[@MiotaLee]

I think about that line often...

[@qinshihuang8414]

"i've got a degree in homeopathic medicine" "you've got a degree in baloney" 😂😂😂

[@ninjafrog6966]

i mean he’s right

[@ashleywilmington8048]

The joke is even more hilarious considering a lot of the writers of the show have degrees. Meaning they were just throwing shade

[@sifutophmasterofeyerolling2513]

​@@ashleywilmington8048You should google what Homeopathic Medicine is, it is what Amy Schumer is to comedy what Homeopathy is to medical science.

[@FraterOphionoi]

"No one drove in New York. There was too much traffic." Underrated brilliance.

[@ngotemna8875]

One of my favorites to this day

[@pythontron8710]

It’s a yogi-ism

[@andrewellis712]

There’s a baby in there, huh?

[@sharkdentures3247]

"I am SO embarrassed. I wish everyone else was dead." - Bender? I can SO relate!

[@charlespaape2258]

It's literally close to how I feel embarrassed. I'm never I wanan dissappear. I'm like I want everyone else to not be here.

[@AlphaQHard]

@@charlespaape2258 Thats not egotistical at all

[@bearsaroundhere]

@@AlphaQHard no, it isn't

[@senilegoldsmith4112]

Leela's officer ID being "one beady eye" rocks. 2 in one, there

[@jesflory]

I never noticed that one

[@bghoody5665]

1BDI

[@jaylenstark5866]

Oh dip, cuz it's an "eye" D. This show never ceases to impress me

[@QIncarnate]

I always assumed there was some joke there but I never figured it out. "One beady eye" is amazing.

[@kralik394]

And her apartment number is the slightly more obvious 1-I

[@athroughzdude]

"I figured time was cyclical" The funny thing is that guy was right, but the scale was so massive that it wouldn't have worked out.

[@nthgth]

He actually got way closer than he statistically had any right to - there was an extremely not-infinitesimal chance that he and Fry became good friends and the guy was around for the Professor's forwards-time-machine experiment

[@frimi8593]

@@nthgth considering he's in the same position Fry was in when he met Leela, yeah

[@dawnbreaker2912]

Except the next universe is always 5 feet lower than the previous.

[@athroughzdude]

@@dawnbreaker2912 That only happened the one time.

[@coding_snake]

I love remembering everything about Futurama

[@TheAussieJPLoco93]

"Ability to command the loyalty of Sea Creatures?" "Hey Zoidberg get in here!" "SCREW YOU!" 😂😂😂That one always gets me

[@hugoclarke3284]

It also cleverly explains why they wouldn't be able to defeat the Zookeeper by turning his animals against him.

[@youtubeviewer4472]

@@hugoclarke3284 Oh no! Citizen Snips!

[@FLAMEandICE_]

It's even funnier cause Zoidberg is usually the nicest one of the group

[@battlesheep2552]

"Come, Bender, you'll like being dead" "That's what they said about being alive!" Mood AF

[@wattsnottaken1]

3:50 I could not stop laughing at this. Bender:”I better carve a shiv for protection” 😂

[@jamesslick4790]

With a KNIFE, 😜

[@ShadowNoCap]

Ikr

[@CasualQuasar]

"THATS IMPOSSIBLE because my time is WORTHLESS!" Gets me every time!

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

"Don Martin III went Kaflooey" is another joke in there I know some people miss. Don Martin drew comics for MAD magazine that had characters with exaggerated characteristics such as large feet and noses, and used onomatopoeia like "Kaflooey" or "sprigoing"

[@anton1990]

I love that reference. The Don Martin comics were hilarious!

[@heartysquid]

I live that Hermes does that AND the Rome collapsing...bit Hermes knows his stuff.

[@spriggs_fm]

Futurama really came at you with 10 layered jokes a second... And every single one hit.

[@nerdatello]

the delivery from west when fry tries to gnaw off his own arms (6:05) is probably one of my favorite moments; the sounds he makes are so stupid but it gets me everytime

[@ethanmarquardt2760]

Ein hein hein hein hein

[@volgtorbg]

ang ang ang

[@moshkateer6908]

Likewise.

[@nugsymalone1247]

I always wanted to see him make those noises

[@john_blues]

"First he steals my body, now he's touching my stuff." So many questions 😂🤣

[@jochenstacker7448]

I adore the idea of Leonardo da Vinci being a moron on his home planet. I would say "today I feel like da Vinci on his home planet" sometimes, but no-one would ever get that reference.

[@anonygent]

Sometimes I want to call out to a random stranger, "Hey, you, what planet is this?" 🤭

[@shadowtech9158]

"This is officer 1bdi". I didn't notice this when it first came out as a kid but later as a teen and an adult now all I hear is "This is officer one beady eye"

[@SO-Negative]

"Nothing that wouldn't be waste of your time." "That's impossible because my time is worthless." Likewise Fry, likewise. * Sigh *

[@mattjindrak]

"Well maybe if you like worked on yourself and improved and grew and be a better person" - douchebag who gives useless, cliche advice in every comment section

[@ngotemna8875]

Maybe your time is worthless, but you are not =)

[@dawnbreaker2912]

I use Fry's line there A LOT.

[@itookthewooockkk5200]

1:02 “Come bender, you like being dead” “That’s what they said about being alive” Truly magnificent lol

[@aceshighdueceslow]

as an opera singer myself I have to say Robot Devil is wrong, we announce our feelings to the audience ALL THE TIME, shit half the run time of most well-known operas is each individual character spending 5+ minutes telling the audience exactly how they feel and what they are going to do about it

[@zidanetribal1406]

That’s all Hamlet is, and all of Shakespeare come to think of it. From what I’ve seen on the internet, audience can’t grasp subtlety and need everything over-explained.

[@MrCityzun]

@@zidanetribal1406 So what you're saying is most everyone on the internet is Philip J Fry.

[@obscure.reference]

that’s boring

[@KaguroDraven]

@@zidanetribal1406 Even Athenian theater had an entire group dedicated to singing to the audience what the plot was.

[@Merumya]

@@zidanetribal1406 What Ive seen subtlety needs to be done right and thats actually quite difficult. But some can do it and thats when a show is really great. But I would agree, that most is medicore. Especially some of the "all time classics"

[@michaelthorn3983]

Good thing Bender had his trusty knife or he wouldn't have been able to make his shiv.

[@balok63a40]

I want a "To Serve Man" apron

[@kemistree.]

Im embarrassed to say i never caught that when i first watched the show.

[@fiox8170]

@@kemistree. Don't worry. Me either at the first time.

[@alejandro6070]

Just some random fact: I had the puny human joke (4:26) playing in my head for a while, but couldn't remember who made that line. I first thought it was Lurr, then remembered it was Morbo and realized they are voiced by the same person. After watching the scene I searched for confirmation and yup! Maurice LeMarche. He has an interesting list of previous jobs, like Inspector Gadget, Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain. That's cool.

[@EchoesDistant]

He also is the voice of Kif, Calculon, Hedonism Bot, Don Bot, and more.

[@pikgears]

he also plays Odval in Disenchantment, Matt Groening's newest show.

[@ate_my_wheaties]

Holy shit, THE BRAIN! God damn, I can’t believe I never put that together

[@JadetheGoober]

Yes definitely a top notch voice actor. He’s going on my list right under that guy that narrates the navy seal commercials.

[@terrance3218]

@@EchoesDistant And Clamps. Oh, and Dizzy Devil. LOL

[@Czar_Dude]

4:33 belligerent and numerous gets me every time

[@franciscopetrucci]

Its such a good answer!

[@Drivaawwrrr]

The ghost of the windows logo chasing Bender is such an underrated joke 😂 I can't tell what the other ghost is though, the one flying with with it

[@rph1990]

It's a flying toaster, it was one of the old screensavers for Windows 95 and 98

[@redpheonix1000]

It's a reference to After Dark, a program that contains several screensavers, the most famous one being toasters with wings flying across the screen. It actually didn't come included with Windows!

[@---_---_---_---___---]

That afterlife joke makes sense, if I had to live a second life after this one I'd off myself right now to get it started quicker.

[@GrayCatbird1]

Indeed, that’s why most belief systems in an afterlife/reincarnation add in the caveat that your next life depends on how you live your current

[@Thetruepianoman]

Two pronged joke, that and the fact people say if I had to do that id kill myself

[@alf3926]

it actually doesn't make sense, that's what makes it funny. If Bender had to live a second life after he dies, killing himself just puts him into the second life. You can't escape it lol.

[@GMSTuatara]

6:11 Asking a german what comes after the number 1,111,110

[@joemurgatroyd357]

“No one drove in New York, there was too much traffic” still probably my favourite joke of all time

[@mstegosaurus]

The thing is, it's weirdly true.

[@DD-sp9iq]

Futurama had the best group of characters. I remember me and my grandma watching this when I was just a baby. Even the old people like it ❤

[@MaxOakland]

Aw that’s so cute!

[@jamesslick4790]

"No one in New York drove, there was too much traffic..." 😂

[@PhantoMace2012]

5:55 remains one of my favorite Futurama moments

[@NewAgeComix]

I quote it almost weekly

[@misteriously]

"That's impossible because my time is worthless" Classic Fry 😆

[@WlatPziupp]

1:57 I never noticed before that Hermes says "It's high times" instead of "high time". High Times is a cannabis magazine. Love finding jokes I've missed so many times before! It's like putting money in a wallet and finding there's already twice as much in there

[@TheWiiMatt]

*Just* what I needed 👏🏻

[@jarenbigelow8606]

Check

[@jameshardy3785]

"I could fit if i didn't have these DAMN ARMS!" then the attempt to chew his own arms off. one of my fav futurama moments

[@Mazaroth]

"I thought that time is cyclical" "Nope, straight line." And then he goes through time through identical universe, twice.

[@JWhitePWC]

i love the way that a lot of these transition into one another

[@spitfyreUK]

Love the subtlety of "Officer 1BDI" - (One beady eye)

[@NewAgeComix]

I thought it was "one big damn eye" but both are good

[@cg6176]

@@NewAgeComix I always thought, also, it was "one big dumb eye" hehehe so many options to choose from

[@Darkstar263]

"Hey Zoidberg, get in here" "Screw you!"

[@nicks1451]

Literally any time someone asks me how my family is I say "belligerent and numerous."

[@johnbonardi9819]

"Come, Bender. You'll love being dead." "That's what they said about being alive."

[@flagdefender587]

The first one I think was a foreshadowing of the episode where the professor makes a forward only time machine and they find out that time always loops

[@Durwood71]

First time I saw the episode where Bender is buying a slug, I was watching on a black and white TV, so I had no idea what color he chose!

[@coffeepot3123]

Futurama reminds me of the absurdity we call life and it really helps.

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Love how Hermies snuck in a pun about high times when disciplines his son

[@S3dINS]

I wondered if anyone else noticed that

[@badjokezach6359]

Nice transitions! Spitting out the snake to spitting out the salty food.

[@crazyman18james]

These funny moments from futurama show are hilarious and help me throughout this crazy year. Lol!

[@misterwolf3817]

Futurama does have an episode about stupid war. I think we can relate-

[@danielharvison7510]

It had something to do with sentient bouncing ball aliens, and Nixon just randomly deciding to invade the place for "reasons". I honestly don't remember why.

[@calmputerconsult]

@@danielharvison7510 There's also the episode where everyone is given a $300 tax refund where Zap Brannigan beats up a bunch of harmless spider aliens and takes all their stuff so he can put it in a museum honoring the aliens he basically destroyed.

[@StephanReed1]

6:48 this always kills me! His face at the end!

[@nurulloalijonov7854]

rewatched futurama like 4 times and there is always some jokes and small details that you miss, like officer 1BDI :D one beady eye lol

[@velvetbutterfly]

The translator machine and miracle cream episodes were deeply ingrained in my memory, I want to watch them now

[@crim6435]

The joke of the machine ringing when it's finished it's for me the most unique, funny, and well written joke ever. I always laughed at how the professor says no with his head when fry thinks its ready

[@boubelkajitkka8654]

4:55 Bro dropped the cleanest transition and thought we wouldn't notice

[@sbeve6559]

“Officer 1BDI” I have officially passed away 😭

[@ProgRock_]

Holy shit.... You just made me realise what this meant 😂

[@alexanderx33]

"Ridddled with flabbbitis" He really has the gowels to say that properly

[@KompetenteEnte]

"He's whippin angels now" gets me every time

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

YOU’VE GOT A DEGREE IN BALONEY

[@1020mikki]

me waiting for the beginning of the month just to watch these videos

[@teddybetts3254]

4:14 I live in New York. Trust me, no one here would laugh at that joke... because it's true.

[@Dudewtf527]

The transition from 19 to 20 is perfect

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

0:31 His casual matter of fact tone about the side effect makes me laugh every time.

[@KJ-of6lf]

Belligerent and numerous. Classic.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Good man.

[@Wolf-zk8ey]

I lost internet connection and the video perfectly started buffering. 7:47

[@eliaspfeiffer3700]

~he's whipping angels now

[@duncanbrenner9243]

Fry’s horrified reaction to a giant balloon aged well

[@HeyZeus667]

This contained every funny scene in the entire series, may it rest in peace.

[@theyareallscreaming]

The transition 4:55😫😫

[@hi_im_a_a_ron6477]

its funny how the first guy thinks time is cyclical and fry says “nope straight line” but the professor fry a d bender end up in a time machine and go to the end of the universe and it all happens again to the point they have to go around again because bender pushed them out of spite

[@crithon]

"It took an hour to write, I thought it'd take an hour to read." I actually said that age 16, lmao

[@jakobtonkin9712]

You're videos have got me through some dark days man. Thanks

[@Jokrd00d]

And Morbo’s good friend Richard Nixon😂😂

[@thebreakfastmegapowers3525]

00:05 Well it's Fry saying it so it's not exactly a lie or a misleading idea from the writers, just a characters preconception that would be changed alongside a far smarter Professor who assumed the same thing

[@thebreakfastmegapowers3525]

also the only reason Fry Bender and Hubert we're able to loop was with the aid of the Time forward Machine. Without it the guy in the cryogenic tube would certaintly not loop back around with the universe

[@georgiewatson8688]

"Hey Morbo, how's the family?" "Belligerent and numerous" 🤣🤣🤣 i love that line ❤

[@himonightbreeze]

The irony of the first joke is we later found out time is a circle in the Futurama universe.

[@MrGermandeutsch]

KZbin finally recommends me this video over 2 years later.

[@mapetidye]

“That’s impossible bc my time is worthless” 😂😂😂😂

[@Brandtphenom]

1:57 👌🏼 😂 “my time is worthless”

[@RandomVids0987]

"he's whippin' angels now."

[@Iuwl]

That guy who wanted to meet Shakespeare got it exactly right lol, the time travelling episode confirmed the universe loops itself. He just didn't travel far enough

[@DarthDevorin]

5:09 "To Serve Man? It's a cookbook!"

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

"I've got a degree in homeopathic medicine!" "You've got a degree in bologna!" 😄😄😄😄😄

[@Feesh322]

I'm crying over what a wordsmith Fry is in #12 😂

[@137_Diego_]

"I'm so embarrassed, I wish everyone else was dead 😭" lmfao

[@12397bmw]

0:50-0:56 never fails to make me laugh

[@kikapuneniya3827]

"well, it took an hour to write, I thought it'd take an hour to read" lmao

[@zb3495]

“I don’t care if there’s horse manure in it!” “That’s good!”

[@danielskrivan6921]

There are so many good jokes in this show, but Zoidberg having seconds of the 90%-of-a-lethal-dose is my all-time favorite.

[@SamanthaKautz]

You're making the world a better place with your content! ❤

[@kewldude23xx]

" the purple one causes terrible nightmares and diarrhea " The fact that he sells the purple slug knowing what causes if eaten , it is possible that it is a feature not a problem

[@EmperorSeramir]

Like Bethesda.

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

The nonchalance has me in stitches every time.

[@EWOODJ]

“Nightmarish diarrhea”

[@kaiz0forest]

So what are your talents? Me: 1:02

[@MstrChamberlain5]

Well it’s official this has become a monthly tradition

[@TheRogueAdventurers]

Interesting to hear how the character's voices changed overtime, Fry's is the most noticeable.

[@tahatuncer1783]

Funny thing is time IS cyclical in the futurama universe

[@lucasw.4282]

"Afterlife? If I thought I had to go through a whole nother life I'd kill myself right now" lmaooo

[@jamescrossland2599]

"Nope! No one in New York drove. Too full of traffic!"🚦⛔

[@movieguy6811]

I loved futurama and I wanted john dimaggio as bender back and now he is I'm watching all on disney+ in 2023 since its coming to hulu

[@shakes6428]

He’s whipping angles now..

[@victorfox2972]

Joke is on you, I'm watching this in April.

[@davontewaltonaldo3347]

I know this is a great show, and I'm a big Bender fan, but I just could never get too into it...yet here I am watching clips hahaha

[@Maxel53]

6:28 I remember feeling like Fry when I was a child

[@ShadowNoCap]

Me too😂😭