Future's Baby Mamas Are Unionizing & Erotic White Woman Book Club | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

DESUS & MERO discuss casting the Bronx Wizard of Oz (Cardi is obviously Dorothy), the tragic loss of Mero's grills, Future's eight baby mamas, the Joker stairs being slippery AF in the snow & Julia and Mero's wife Heather are reading the same erotic novel in their book clubs!
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits.. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

[@jordachejordan90]

"Mouth smelling like a coinstar" is an underrated on the spot joke.

[@LAVirgo67]

Translation: Smells like ass!

[@tam_forreal]

So true! It did not get the response it deserved.

[@erizabeta]

agree

[@truestdude]

😅😅😅

[@Figs3]

As someone who has never worn grills. Would that listerine thing work?

[@QueenKunta]

Mero meant that when he was telling the kids to read books. I heard the passion in his voice.

[@bierlichen1]

Yeah, I felt that too. That brother went into Dad mode while saying that.

[@jordachejordan90]

Yeah like when he was a teacher assistant.

[@LAVirgo67]

@@jordachejordan90 His mom has two master's degrees. She beat education onto his ass.

[@lorenzop3508]

Once i saw this part happen. I had to check the comments to see if anyone caught that too. Did anyone else feel the same way though? Lol i think the ones that noticed that have kids now or raise younger siblings lol.

[@fraidarahbaran6076]

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[@1henry64]

“🗣Envy Envy Envy” 😂😂😂

[@stratus10601]

No dislikes yet, that means envy hasn't shown up yet LOL

[@Chawnte]

stratus10601 the 17 dislikes are from Envy’s kids...he got a lot of them lil mfs 😂😂😂

[@truestdude]

That never gets old 😅😅😅

[@derrickj127]

5:31 She started naming Future's kids names like reindeer 😂

[@Noquarious]

And Future playing Santa Claus

[@adrianking5718]

YOOOO LOL

[@truestdude]

Sounds like a track list 😅😅😅

[@larrymcjones]

Lmao really does sounds like a hood reindeer lineup. Bet those would be the names in a Tyler Perry Christmas movie

[@AWEinAwake]

SPIT TAKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@reneehoward8936]

Horned up 🤣🤣🤣 Alex you stooopid for that one

[@jaimedelgado7529]

Horned up on the L train is some next level shit

[@adrianking5718]

@@jaimedelgado7529 "Horned Up On The L Train" 'bout to be the name of my debut album

[@allgemini05]

Desus is lowkey dressed like he's about to go apple picking, for the first time, with his 3yo kid.

[@mbpena789]

Shouts to his secret family in Mississauga

[@jaymac7349]

That “Malbec” line by Mero hit HARD! The crowd has definitely been to Book Club. 😂🤣

[@lunabear]

petition for Mero to pose for one of the cheesy library posters "READ A MOTHERFUCKING BOOK, DOG!"

[@CoryMck]

*Read my book from the back*

[@gbpjpy415]

lunabear Cory Mck 😂😂😂😂

[@SheisB515]

@@CoryMck put that on a shirt and I'm buying it 😂😂😂

[@dwhite8997]

@@SheisB515 me too! I want one!🙋🏾‍♀️

[@codfish80]

Still bucking shots at DJ Envy

[@e3xiii315]

codfish80 forever!

[@jayabe2]

To this day!

[@araknair9605]

Penis Envy :)

[@Afroriqan]

All day energy

[@del.see.oh.89]

Beige rage

[@marthav6640]

Desus looks adorable in his Bronx scarecrow outfit.

[@justinhearst]

IT'S NEVER OVER. The beef is still strong.

[@LifeOfKells]

Still illustrious Lmfaooo

[@dwhite8997]

Envy, envy, envy! 🤣🤣🤣😂

[@JonDundas10]

:(

[@CoryMck]

_"they're unionizing"_ *When I tell you I lost my breath*

[@LuisAlvarez-ju4yk]

😂😂😂😂

[@hankleepixain4283]

Yo, what is your profile pic?

[@chioma916]

@@hankleepixain4283 kaytranada's album cover 99.9%. a classic.

[@baetoulk5888]

why is desus acting like he doesn't read lmaooo he did a talk for the bronx library center! and his mom was a librarian i believe

[@christophermichael5764]

i know right?!

[@cocoapeach]

Yep, I saw that talk as well.

[@DuncanUdaho67]

Plus he literally has a degree in literature.

[@fraidarahbaran6076]

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[@semi6544]

People don't want to admit it but it isn't a good look to be seen as too smart. People are either intimidated by your smarts or use it to create distance. Mero is smart too and was a teacher, but they almost go out of their way not to appear too smart. They know who their audience is. They probably both have to go around code switching depending on their audiences.

[@thermal8758]

Ayyyyy I just came from being there. Litt show tonight THE BRAND IS IMMENSELY STRONG

[@rigo1925]

How do you get tix?

[@thermal8758]

Rigo their free and you can bring a guest with you

[@Eddprzz]

Wait a min so the best show on late night isn’t shot on late night???

[@thermal8758]

Eduardo Perez show biz lol

[@chillarypuff]

I've been trying to get tickets for FOREVER, is it random? I've filled it out on onset since the first episode 😪

[@martinhanley1372]

I'll go to the comments only to like other Bodega Hive members.

[@juneytoolooney2165]

I've done that, like that shit gon trick the algorithm lol

[@Okieant]

YERRRRR

[@MnM412614]

Ayeee!

[@marissad6099]

Desus and Mero moving their heads in sync at 4:15 when the producer just says "Future" is absolute gold and I cannot stop watching it

[@dwhite8997]

They so messy boots! I love it!😂😂😂🤭💯

[@Tcwilliams07]

Damn.... envy *still* taking them L's

[@tam_forreal]

When Alex said, “I get horned up...” 💀💀

[@nicolelawrence7722]

"They don't salt the stairs? Maybe now they will" That girl is so optimistic. 🤣🤣

[@ashleyd8412]

I attended this taping today! These guys are hilarious 😂 I love their energy... same energy in person 🥰

[@ashleyd8412]

I died when he started the Gucci Mane impression LMAO

[@Jay-ue2ic]

What’s it like?

[@mauricioreal7384]

How long does the taping last? Is it just the show taping and that’s it?

[@sck7503]

How do you get tix?

[@90johnmorrison]

Nah that ain't Future's kid, that's Barney Stinson's. Legend Airy?! Come on fam

[@SanskarWagley]

Filipe Cantante yoooo 😂

[@SO-ud6ro]

Hope ur not lactose intolerant because the last part is dairy

[@kaybayy4357]

I was looking for this comment 😭😭🤣

[@lolitabubbles26]

A few weeks from now I need an audience member to ask if they ended up reading Three Women.

[@LAVirgo67]

Mero will be on Heather's copy TONIGHT!

[@Chris-zo4vu]

White goss, white goss

[@j.r.chuculate9312]

“Because I get horned up.”

[@adrianking5718]

I was wheezing lol

[@KMO325]

Certain times, these warm-up videos be better than the episode. Only the Bodega Boys can perfectly segue from Future's Baby Mamas to white women book clubs without missing a beat.

[@owlie14]

Somebody needs to introduce Future to some condoms...

[@allgemini05]

too late bruh...

[@MnM412614]

Bruh man needs the snip

[@Mandology575]

Anica Latrice Way too late.

[@nuurahk83]

doesn't feel as good as hitting raw (shoutout mero)... future needs to introduce his girls to birth control

[@InconvenientTruth50]

Somebody needs to introduce him to an HIV test. Out here playing sexual Russian roulette . Have we learn nothing from Charlie Sheen and Magic Johnson!

[@lauranope605]

Desus, dropping Library knowledge.. 💕

[@joyharper5448]

He sounds so intelligent 😆

[@stephaniedonato6414]

Mero has to read Three Women because Heather is reading it. AND he has to give us a book review.

[@seanwilson8168]

9:26 For a second I thought Mero was gonna say that he read it Too. I would've been like BOOOOOOOI LOL

[@chillarypuff]

Thank you for the book rec #BodegaGirls

[@morningsunshine0216]

You can definitely tell what type of crowd this is they was cracking up at the book club joke!! Lol

[@msandrews87]

That Gucci Mane impression was spot on!! You could tell the people in the audience did not know the interview he's referencing smh.

[@WakamonoInazuma]

Mero proving that he his is indeed D...DAD OF THE YEAR!

[@kayceecee-]

Yoooo.. he said “DJ Envy” 🤣🤣!!! Let’s ignite the 100 year war 💪🏼!!

[@aristothearies]

Right

[@alexlewis5068]

Lmao "hood invisalign".... Great frickin joke

[@nhguar]

And accurate AF. I have invisalign and that shit is high maintenance (if you don't want stank breath and cavities).

[@lalaaaaaa08]

Leave my man Cudi and his veneers alone 😭😭

[@zeskgames7510]

Alex is now my favorite side character

[@AyeshaGo]

The child is named Legend Ary, that's def Future's kid 😂😂

[@enzov9772]

Desus and Mero prob the only show where the behind-the-camera staff also make the audience laugh

[@mordred8740]

Did he let Neil patrick harris name his kid?

[@malcolmdeets5653]

Underrated 🤣🤣🤣

[@toriland79]

Wait for it

[@ms0824]

I see you!

[@aristothearies]

I love this!!

[@izzysalazar8807]

That hood Oz sounds like a good movie to me!. Lol I'm down for that version.

[@LAVirgo67]

Just watch The Wiz (Diana Ross is Dorthy & Micheal Jackson is the Scarecrow).

[@izzysalazar8807]

@@LAVirgo67 not the same.... this version would be more of a parody. But the Wiz is a good movie 👍

[@May-tm4wb]

Because of this episode I had to buy the book. Thank you

[@sharkeyedm]

Yo the book club shit at the end had me in tears!

[@crash31073]

I can’t get over the hilarious content they provide and it’s not even part of the show.

[@jenswtsx]

It’s how funny I accidentally liked the video before it even started playing but I wasn’t wrong.. how ya got me chuckling out loud off just a preview lmao 😂😂

[@whogg0521]

That ending was hilarious.

[@selalewis9189]

Peggy on _Mad Men_ was from Riverdale. Her character once said, “I’m from Riverdale. We have manners.” 😝

[@ashleyred69]

diggin the Cranberry suedes Desus rockin.. match the fit... #ganggang

[@JahAmericanNY]

Desus a true 🇯🇲 yardy, he got 50+ jobs

[@frodo691]

Love that mero always has a story “I was mad high” then a fucking classic story. You guys need to have Joey Diaz on the show

[@seanwilson8168]

6:38 JIM MERO SR . Uh plu uh Salt the Snow in the Bronx, dont talk about Salt the snow in THE BRONX, ARE YOU KIDDING ME! LMFAO.

[@justinpersad401]

Mero is a guy that always laugh at his own jokes. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tonythepokemonguy751]

That coin star comment 🤣

[@X64813]

Mans really said "I do get horned up". He don't give a fuck 😂😂

[@onemanshow210uiw4]

Lmao!! 😂 one of the funniest ones yet. Long time fan since they were sitting on milk crates lol the brand is strong 💪🏽

[@magicknight13]

"Your name is Russell, that Future shit is stupid, you're not gonna get into any good schools" LMAOOOO I choked

[@ClandestineGuaperations]

Bold with the Envy mention 😂😂😂😂

[@cobwashington]

Yo, that book just got so many more readers!!

[@montstroud7007]

Yo that Alex part wild funny yo! Peace

[@lawgrl80]

"I hope y'all all fall down the joker stairs" - I fucking love Desus! Julia asking if was a librarian was 🤣😂🤣😂

[@kayenjee]

I don't know what's more shocking, Desus the librarian or grill hygiene for self care.

[@TheCandymusiclover]

Noname's Book Club is amazing though! She has some great picks!

[@leftylion816]

I was a page at SIBL back in the day too!

[@CiaraHates]

“Can’t be reading. That shit is wack”. Kills me every time lmfao

[@delmeauxknows5856]

The fact that they didnt make a 'How I Met Your Mother Joke' kills me.

[@nefrettitim]

*😱Yo, THAT was just the WARM-UP😱*

[@thebonapartey]

Love the way Mero says “jewelry”

[@Sergio-fu7mv]

Who tf is asking the questions? 😂 Her voice! Lmfao.

[@nyc1ts932]

Fat Joe is the Lion

[@ellimest]

Tommy OneTee Fat Joe’s a Leo too

[@Myunsolicitedthoughts]

Future kids do sound like a track list😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@redfireempress]

q perry Am I the only one who would die laughing if he did exactly that and on every song explain to the kids how they got made? I would legit be here for it.

[@andersonash9059]

The Idea Of Bronx Youths with Grills Throwing Wet Paper towels at each other is damn near adorable. Like in Zoolander when they had that gasoline fight.

[@STAKBUNDLES]

“Legend Airy” 😂😂

[@ernestoabstractjoy]

"Move your backpack!!!" Lol

[@toneriggz]

I need a sketch of Julia, as the Joker, at the Joker stairs in the Bronx. No dialogue, just Julia as The Joker with her horrendous laugh. Also shoutout to my goofy ass cousins in the Bronx who had grills in the late 90's, with the fangs. Y'all were smoking crills for that shit.

[@joshuathompsonswim]

4years later and this shit still funny

[@c.i-n5295]

8:07 that moment when you peep Desus turned on his Jamaican low key when he said "Yuh haffta have a" then he caught it and said "You HAVE TO HAVE A!" on some oh shit these white folks gave me the bag play it cool. New york heard that a mile away bro

[@kikif1509]

Desus is looking so good

[@tanyakborden331]

Talk that Library shhhhhhht👨🏾‍🎓👨🏾‍🏫

[@THFAMOUSONE]

Gotta catch up to yall, I fell off after viceland

[@VocallyYours3]

Lol I’m dying!!✌🏽😂

[@sharondalewis1620]

D like, "you got the book on you now? 😈" Lol

[@roodick85]

Lol not the Nore teefs 😂😂😂

[@babyt0217]

If they start a Book Club I'm joining

[@kjeezy2990]

Get desus and mero on drink champs 😂

[@unruliilion]

Desus wasn't havin no part's of believing Ur breathe don't stink if you got a grill💥💥😂🤣😂 gotta love the Jamaican disapproval expression😑(sucks teeth)✊🏾👑

[@tanyakborden331]

Yeah M.A. said NEVER wrap U'r "grills" in a #napkin /paper toilet🤔😕😒

[@victorcrespo787]

Lol my man brought up captain underpants

[@Togomei]

Captain Underpants was my go to as a kid

[@baetheistbaetheist2593]

COINSTARRRRR!!! LMAOOO

[@Jorgemikell]

Bodega Hive Book Club. Let's do it.

[@Devildawg-ye8vl]

I had a friend with the last name High... He said he was going to name his first baby girl Constent Lee High.😂😂😂😂 No clue if he ever had a baby girl or even named her that hahaha

[@hrlm1der]

DJ Envy😂🤣😂

[@beatsbykana]

The Rudy guliani plan 😂😂😂

[@valdeaunia]

The title of the next 🎨 definitely gonna be "Three Women" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@NeopToIemy]

"its like hood invisaline" *Desus dies on the inside, a few times*

[@jordansolages8266]

Mero got that Seth Rogan laugh 😂 😂

[@rodkvic9513]

The big kid cudi teeth 😂😂

[@anitarazern]

Rodk Vic bruh I had to google them lmaooo

[@prodbyryshy]

7:25 a wild Yesenia has appeared

[@farrahjacobs7747]

That white ladys “oh yeah” kills me

[@ActionJoeyD]

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