G.I. Joe: Retaliation - Project Zeus's Demonstration

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[@Drcomet100]

The missile is pointy, General Aladeen will be proud.

[@scarecrow108productions7]

Lol. Idk if he has enough money to build a Kinetic Bombardment Satellite like ODIN, LOKI (both from COD Ghosts), and Project Zeus.

[@DartLuke]

GPVWNC don’t worry Aladdin has secret nuclear launch facility. After movie final he took entire world, and Cobra-Commander cleaning his room after Bin Laden

[@aspopulvera9130]

and now the beard of doom rocket is round lol

[@finnheisenheim8274]

He wouldn't be proud. He would be very *aladeen* for the *aladeen* results.

[@NotNicot]

I get it

[@danjjnr]

How the fuck do you get all that hardware into space without a single nation on the planet noticing?

[@superspy6]

M.A.S.S. Device?

[@venividilusi1548]

danjjnr Simple, Using Radar Blockers To Cloak The Device In Question...

[@DrragonSlayer]

danjjnr Say it's a research mission c:

[@onenerd9573]

+danjjnr *Whispers* Magic bitch...

[@governmentcontractor765]

America launches shit into space all the time without the world noticing. Ever heard of the National. Reconnaissance Office (NRO)?

[@mattf5032]

The most unrealistic part of this scene is that it's the French leader who is the most angry over London getting obliterated lol.

[@blackkennedy3966]

He’s angry because now France can’t destroy London anymore

[@starleigh6680]

The French would be running at the launch button trying to fire more

[@rkadi6540]

​@@starleigh6680french representative : sorry i missed the presentation, can you do it again?

[@pewpewman._.3415]

Of course .Only the french can have the honor of destroying London .

[@VihaanBelani]

Well tbh they were allies in both the world wars

[@FullPlaythroughs]

The fact that this movie ends on a happy ending is hilarious, considering how an entire city was just destroyed, millions of people potentially dead, the entire financial market would crash since London is the second largest global financial centre in the world, global chaos and recession/depression, etc. I know it's just a movie but it wouldn't hurt for some throwaway line somewhere to explain it or SOME acknowledgment at the end of all the dead, but no apparently it's a happy ending

[@rjpn162]

Also didn’t cobra commanders army like seize the capital and the White House, that must mean he has a well sized army so I don’t see how the heroes could have a happy ending

[@GYI5U]

As someone who works in London and live right beside it, I would be very happy to be dusted into oblivion by an orbital strike on my way to work in the morning.

[@Sriram-ig6pr]

Basically u explained most superhero movies. Fun to watch but in real life, there are so many damages which takes years to get back to normal

[@logangrimnar3800]

Better would be for them to say it was just a CGI rendering for the world leaders, but cobra was awful at making that point clear.

[@Delsin42]

@@Sriram-ig6pr actually atleast marvel makes the effort to acknowledge and explain this

[@SauceFring]

Imagine if they didn't think the entire plan through and dropped the warhead from space and it just orbited the Earth with all the world leaders watching.

[@Alecfisher01]

😂😂

[@besnikzogaj9887]

Nuclear is so POWERFULL!

[@samuelchung1150]

The rod was essentially an unpowered projectile. It succumbed to gravity. If you were to make the rod orbit the Earth the circular motion would need to be sustained with engines. It doesn't look like there's enough space for that on the satellite. Although it would be cool if there were engines as you could fire at any place on Earth.

[@besnikzogaj9887]

Samuel Chung​ Nuclear is so POWERFULL!

[@lsharp07]

+Samuel Chung No you wouldn't, orbit is literally falling in a constant circular motion around the planet, you don't need engines to maintain orbit.

[@norimeshau6675]

When Britain taxes you for tea

[@davidbolha]

Vladimir Putin 😂

[@StephenDelRosario777]

When Britain leaves the European Union

[@kingwolfy6838]

Abit overkill but I get ya

[@StephenDelRosario777]

@X Æ A-12 Go be a creepy robot somewhere else

[@sethexodus]

Yeah

[@andrewchapman3865]

I'm always so impressed with how they destroy all these locations in movies and are able to build them back so quickly

[@jueviolegrace9627]

Their technology is advance just like their weapons 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dsturb85]

Cause everybody knows that movies are real

[@NeoFromXbox]

@@Dsturb85 What gave it away genius?

[@arrownoir]

@@NeoFromXbox Probably his expensive schooling.

[@Jeffery99]

Time stone

[@nobody-wk6ej]

CIA - "We had no idea." MI6 - "We had no idea." Mossad - "We had no idea." BND - "We had no idea." DGSE - "We had no idea." PSIA - "We had no idea."

[@rithvikmuthyalapati9754]

Nick Fury: "I had an idea"

[@ernestkhalimov9368]

RAW - "We had no idea." ISI - "We had no idea." KGB - "This was our idea."

[@Who_Wants_My_Meat69]

@@ernestkhalimov9368 Indian spotted

[@AbhishekYadav-sc8tz]

@@ernestkhalimov9368 RAW - I've no idea ISI - Can you please give me some Loan 😂😂😂😂

[@jeffl1484]

Brandon - where's my ice cream with the child scent?

[@DChuck]

Remember that scene at the end where the Rock goes home to his daughters and they're all smiling and all is well? Yeah, your movie isn't allowed to have a scene like that after a scene like this.

[@sigmaK9]

You forget this movie was shit.

[@harryharyadi449]

There are like only 2 or 3 scenes that are good

[@RFerrer]

Dylan Dumais Yep. I thought the movie was good overall, but this part just wrecks the whole thing. The heroes don’t get to do their badass hero walk at the end of the movie if they failed to save millions of people from a sudden and horrible death.

[@Jem_Apple]

They went back to their Normal lives & completely forgot about the probably millions or hundreds of thousands of deaths.

[@willgrainger2767]

yeah they literally failed to stop about as many people as died in ww1 but it’s not america so its fine

[@GHHHHJKKKKK]

So basically all of Southern England gets destroyed and they don't mention the UK for the rest of the movie. Not even the British ambassadors in the room give two shits (only the French guy and the Indian guy apparently did). Really?

[@GHHHHJKKKKK]

And the GI Joes had operatives in the room and only sprung the trap once London had been destroyed. I'm sure the people of what was formerly London, plus the now-vaporized Queen and Royal Family, would've really appreciated you to act sooner...

[@GHHHHJKKKKK]

:D

[@JBonjubia]

Orion MacGregor IKR, the Indian guy was sad and the fucking prime minister is just siting there like... cool.

[@DavBlc7]

I don't think the Queen and Royal family would be there cos I think she would be in far north in a castle in Scotland on her summer holiday or at Windsor Castle out of range. Royal family like Prince Charles mostly live outside London. Maybe Princes William and Harry live in Kensington Palace so they would be the only one vaporized.

[@matth1143]

Apparently James Bind died when it took out MI. ;)

[@tacticalpossum7090]

Props to these actors for being able to keep straight faces

[@deertrivia5672]

That's one of the reasons why I love Jonathan Pryce in this. He is hamming it up and having so much fun with it because it's so ridiculous.

[@yellowflash7696]

There’s a term called “Science Fiction” search about it. It’s fun.

[@tacticalpossum7090]

@@yellowflash7696 I think you may have replied to the wrong comment bud

[@quintesbarrera7583]

Anyone else just love how the beat drops when cobra commander says “we drop it”? Such a great moment in this movie.

[@thedarkmaster4747]

Yeah, i know.

[@SoldierOfFate]

It's basically him going "I'm in charge now."

[@giftchembe6965]

It's my favourite part😂😂😂

[@555rzk]

This and " I want it all" is soo bad ass

[@5th_decile]

The aspiration with which John Price / Zartan looks to Cobra commander's entrance is hilarious too, like "Wow, in this charismatic leader I can trust completely", "His will be my law".

[@thejeran]

A bullet travels @ 343.2m/s. The guy says it travels at 8x the speed of a bullet which is 2745.6m/s. He said its made out of Platinum w/ a bit of tungsten. Lets assume its the size of an SA-2 missile (its probably smaller) which has rough volume of 4,079,358ml with Tungsten density 19.3g/ml that gives us a mass of 78731609g or 78,731.609kg which is fucking ridiculous. Thats just slightly more than an empty space shuttle. Tungsten is a little less dense than platinum so I'll add some points for the shell it's supposedly in and call it an even 80kKg. So the kinetic energy of this rod with 80kKg travelling at 2745.6m/s would be 301.5billion joules or 0.07kt. 7x stronger than the weakest nuclear warhead we can make, and about 215x weaker than the bomb dropped on hiroshima

[@antonio3736]

it's a friggin sci fi action pic so give it a rest

[@thejeran]

I actually just wanted to see if this was viable. I let movie logic due its thing

[@antonio3736]

TheJeran oh ok no prob

[@PeakCasual]

Antonio Philip True.. But just imagine. If it was true.. That would be fucked.. A lot of people died in that scene alone xD

[@MrCoulurfull]

TheJeran And all that only if the rod delivers all its energy instantaneously on impact (which it will not do). It will be like shooting a very hard bullet against the ground, it will result in a very deep hole where all the energy is delivered deep and almost evenly divided. The people of London might spill their morning tea, not more spectacular than that.

[@mattawd]

*ALL HAIL HYDRA*!!!!! oh wait sorry wrong movie

[@devilpupbear09]

Hail Hydra! Hail Hydra! Hail Hydra!

[@repinswatson6452]

I'm a member of both Hydra and Cobra

[@jokerz7936]

Not that too far off given there was a time during development when the cartoon was a Shield cartoon with Hydra instead of Cobra.

[@AdityaSingh-mb5uf]

Khumbaya

[@johnedison]

Hail THANOS

[@Caldoric]

As Tony Stark once said, "the best weapon is one you only have to fire _once."_

[@notspookwagen]

Hear, hear. I think Cobra made the better weapon than Tony

[@mediaisthevirus]

@@notspookwagen to be fair we never really did get to see all the projects under stark industries vs mars

[@notspookwagen]

@@mediaisthevirus We only know his replusor tech plus the sentry drones

[@StephenDelRosario777]

The issue is that project Zeus is a WMD which means you can’t use it without starting a nuclear war (or fooling all of the world leaders into destroying all of their nukes). Jericho can totally be used in a conventional battlefield.

[@firefly9838]

Wish we could've seen a Stark Villain arc

[@vermas4654]

Russian Ambassador: ... alright, in that case... * Turns to his suitcase * Send in the bombers, load up the nukes from storage and then nuke America All other ambassadors: oh right, we have stored nukes, yes, let's go! Cobra commander: wait, no, that's not how you were supposed to play the game!!!

[@vermas4654]

@@thedoruk6324 that much is true. But still, launching all ICBMs and then destroying them doesn't create a nuke free world

[@thedoruk6324]

@@vermas4654 Indeed although it creates a momentarily vacuum that the cobra take the opportunity

[@vermas4654]

@@thedoruk6324 wouldn't be fast enough tho. After this drop on London the US would be obliterated in a matter of maybe 2 days

[@thedoruk6324]

@@vermas4654 really

[@vermas4654]

@@thedoruk6324 doesn't take long to load up new nukes. The kinetic satellite doesn't have enough ammo to destroy the nuclear arsenal of all these countries

[@ProjecttEarth2714]

Gentlemen welcome to a nuclear-free world. *Blows up London*

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

No, they didn't blow it up....They freaking Pulverized it.

[@t.3465]

Technically, it was less of an explosion and more of a massive man-made EARTHQUAKE

[@shadowkillz9606]

@@t.3465 Which is arguable more destructive than a simple explosion. They will have to literally dig out the entire central London area to clean up and prepare the land if they want to use them again.

[@KoeSeer]

actually he's right. It's a nuclear free explosion. hell, it's not even an explosion. the basically dropped a stone with so much force, the impact makes the ground flipped over.

[@shadowkillz9606]

@@KoeSeer Yup precisely, it's called kinetic bombardment, they rely purely on the immense kinetic energy alone to cause major catastrophic damage.

[@DCMarvel2009]

Ambassador: "What is it that you want?" Cobra Commander: "...I want it ALLLLLLL." Okay, Cobra Commander, you can't go ripping off Sharpay's dream.

[@AlonzoLombardi]

HAHAHAHAHA!! LOL!!! that was funny!

[@KingOmega123]

I thought it was a Queens song

[@BaljinderSingh-xy4ik]

That was India PM lol

[@edercortes1960]

When cobra commander says that line all I can think is that Warren G song

[@ChinmayKalapur]

@@BaljinderSingh-xy4ik which Indian PM is so young? They're all 60+ or 70+ no one young. I thought they were all the ambassadors before I knew about how the nuclear football works.

[@striveknight4782]

Man, things changed when Bernie won 2069.

[@donbalderama9600]

Why 69 out of all numbers

[@donbalderama9600]

Why

[@lockheedmartin286]

@@donbalderama9600 he is a man of culture

[@chickendrawsdogs3343]

That reaction shot of everybody after London got hit was like "Ok, everybody look shocked. ACTION!" Everybody: 😐

[@genericuser984]

oh no, our nation, its broken!

[@kunsanyi9057]

Sanyikakun jallah Nimsi

[@Jester666X]

"WE DROP IT!!!" lol like da bass!

[@jackd233]

:D

[@jackd233]

XDDDDD

[@Eric-lx8hp]

He forgot to say "Asta la vista, baby"

[@mckenzie.latham91]

This is the perfect cobra commander design.

[@thegreyghost5846]

like the fucking mic

[@monstermorley8002]

We interrupt this movie to bring you Call of Duty: Ghosts!

[@chrishopkins9572]

cinemasins right?

[@monstermorley8002]

+Chris Hopkins Right!

[@chrishopkins9572]

+Antherius Morley DING!

[@Citizen_Snips1]

Except this movie was released months earlier then COD: Ghosts. So who copied who hm?

[@reflexcaliber1536]

the movie copied ghost because ghost was allready in the making 3 years before the movie

[@panithichangkiaw]

"8 times faster than a bullet, 14 times more nuclear destructive, and free of any chemicals or radioactivity." This is awesome!

[@snowfox4704]

Despite being physically impossible… Gravity alone cannot provide the necessary propulsion and kinetic energy to deliver a damage field that massive.

[@panithichangkiaw]

@@snowfox4704 thank you for data.

[@fotina45]

@@snowfox4704 it can, but the mass needs to be a lot higher

[@Ananamitron]

@@snowfox4704 At higher speeds it could, but not "8 times faster than a bullet." Fractional velocities of C could do it though.

[@ChefofWar33]

@@fotina45 I did the math. For it to be 14 times more powerful than an average 1 Megaton nuclear bomb, it would need to weigh at the very least 2.531 billion kilograms if it was going at about 6800 m/s. (Which is the 8 times the speed of a 30-06 rifle bullet btw.) That would mean that that rod they dropped weighs more than 25 fully loaded aircraft carriers. I suppose its possible to get something like that into orbit. But to put this into perspective. The Saturn V rocket; (the biggest, most powerful rocket ever built,) has a max payload into low Earth orbit of 140,000 kg. That would mean it would take approximately 18000 fully loaded trips of a Saturn V rocket just to get the rod into orbit. And Each of those launches in 2019 USD would be 1.23 billion. So thats about 22.14 Trillion dollars worth of launches to get that rod into space. Not even taking into account the assembly required. lol

[@robr9313]

I like how in the end of the movie the good guys look victorious, even though a major nation and several million people, and a significant part of the world economy were decimated, and then never mentioned again. That missile looked like it pieced the earths damn crust. Aside from France being hit probably by a crazy tidal wave, the entire planets ecosystem would have been majorly affected by that attack. But yeah, the good guys win...

[@user-DrKritz115]

Its a movie in the fiction genre fuckass, dont need to be realistic

[@abdullahibrahimhassan7301]

@@user-DrKritz115 its fiction set in real life, that is the point your smooth brain is not able to comprehend. Fiction set in univer with same laws and stuff needs to follow these laws. The destruction of these cities is more tragic and impactful than the hiroshima and nagasaki and needs to be treated as such. Not the all is well that ends well type of ending this movie had

[@imlivingunderyourbed7845]

This is just a guess, but I would think that a good part of Western Europe be very vulnerable to future earthquakes after the crust and mantle beneath them got butt raped by a supersonic tungsten rod

[@lisboah]

Not to mention that the Joes are down to 5 or 6 people. Meanwhile, Cobra Commander still has an army and possibly lots of sleeping agents in several countries. His biggest loses were the deaths of Firefly and Zartan, as well as Storm Shadow's betrayal. This was mostly just a setback to Cobra.

[@ShamanSage]

That's the best part!

[@MrAizatazmi]

He could hit Pyongyang but nahhh london it is then

[@boblaryson3621]

But what would be left to rule in Korea then lol

[@lhop6235]

South Korea

[@MultiDocdoom]

London is a demonstration. If he can hit London not only does it spread through media like wildfire but it shows other leaders like Russia china etc that "I cn hit London, I can hit france, and I will mess up all your nations as much as I desire" If he hit NK it wouldn't have been much of a demonstration beause of media blackout and the isolation of NK. But take out London, or Beijing or another target and itll show the entire planet. "Im now in command."

[@fighter5583]

And a lot of people detest North Korea, so it would've been more of a blessing

[@Enrico_Dandolo]

Nothing of value was lost.

[@CyberSlayer128]

"We don't turn up the bass" "WE DROP IT!"

[@Xhadp]

The expulsion of the rod is something that I just love from the graphic showing how it works to the perfect cut of product combined with the sound cues. Man it is just amazing.

[@BlyGuy]

Ever notice in movies like this, that include scenes where millions of people die horrifically (see Day after tomorrow, San Andreas, 2012 etc.), basically none of the characters ever seem to really care about the incredible loss of life they just witnessed? It's almost like we are being programmed and desensitized to human suffering and death.

[@untunedguitar45]

Or it’s because movies that make people feel so upset they never want to see it again would take a toll on the bottom line so they need all the box office they can get by not showing that stuff

[@CarlosAM1]

or because people like me dont really care about the people in the movie, we just wanna see some big booms.

[@dzc2805]

"Casual death of millions is casual"

[@swashbucklemchrue2323]

It’s almost like the characters who don’t care about the incredible loss of life they just witnessed are the bad guys.

[@BlyGuy]

@@swashbucklemchrue2323 so everyone is bad? I think that makes sense. Humans are bad in the eyes of the ruling occult elite

[@TheGabeOfGabes]

"I want it all."

[@19EHF]

+Gabe Encarnacion I can no longer hear that and NOT think of Sharpay from High School Musical

[@TheGabeOfGabes]

+19EHF Ahahaha you see cobra start singing and it breaks into a montage of dancing and explosions.

[@yoloswaggins1579]

and I want it now - Freddie Mercury

[@martinxy1291]

Sound like my sis

[@BajanNatureMysticDolt]

I love that quote.

[@godSPARDA1995]

He could've picked north korea

[@Puzzoozoo]

Emre Özyurt With all the trouble it has caused around the world since 1945 Washington would have been a better target.

[@Maluhia808]

Man your cruel

[@Maluhia808]

I would picked the moon

[@TheSunsfan2006]

Or china lol!

[@theomegawerty]

William Signs ever watch Waterworld? where the flare is dropped in the oil and the oil man looks at it and says " oh thank God" right before the ship blows up...I imagine that' old skinny man as north korea

[@garretthildebrandt428]

Jokes and absurdity aside, this is a pretty awesome Cobra Commander; _”I want it all.”_

[@zacglover3345]

As zartan said earlier in the movie "everybody wants to rule the world"

[@CaptainM792]

Breaking news: London Destroyed by Ungrateful Colonists

[@davidbolha]

😂😂😂 😉🖒😆

[@StephenDelRosario777]

London colonized Oh how the turntables have turned

[@UrbanEnduro]

It's a movie...just relax and go eat some beans on toast 😂

[@iOnlySignIn]

That is for taxing our tea, you damned Brits!

[@Kinglorrecom]

+iOnlySignIn British city nuked by a British president. :p

[@MyUnoriginalUsername]

Yeah he killed loads of people and children.

[@TraustiGeir]

It's not like you were drinking it.

[@MyUnoriginalUsername]

TraustiGeir or actually even touching it

[@kevinmcd7680]

No we touched it, when we threw about 1.7 million dollars of it into the Boston Harbor.

[@realisreal7736]

That rod hits like a freakin' meteor, man

[@PrincessTwilightdash]

I think that’s the point...it’s essentially the destructive power of many nukes but without any of the radiation and fallout just the explosion

[@rvkice23]

Yeah well, that's just like, your opinion, man

[@1supertortuga]

@@PrincessTwilightdash Many nukes? a nuke can be much more powerful than this weapon IRL.

[@mizzoupatriot8814]

It is a real weapon in our United States arsenal. Our military refers to it as "the rods of God" Project Zeus..Get it? Like Zeus the greek god throwing lightning bolts!! Epic weapon.

[@notadumbassliberal6950]

@@mizzoupatriot8814 But it's called project Thor

[@appuz4160]

It's a Eco-friendly weapon by the way.... Friendly to Planet Earth...

[@gabrielpattenson4817]

yeah the earth can make the land again even though it take billion years but their will be no pollution

[@appuz4160]

@@gabrielpattenson4817 👍

[@josearanda526]

0:47 Gotta be the happiest sounding villain I’ve ever heard in my life.

[@giraffeorganic]

the protocol for dropping such a catastrophic warhead is way too convenient lmao

[@randomknight2585]

Organic Giraffe but the “outer space treaty” only bans weapons of mass destructions by definition that only includes nukes bio weapons and chemical weapons so these are perfectly legal. Other than the whole mass murder and genocide thing

[@MrCoolguy425]

Kataru King scribe the only problem is that you can’t really “drop” a rod from space as much as you have to reduce your speed from orbital velocity to 0 directly over your target to get a similar effect. A more realistic approach would be that the rod is attached to a small rocket which decelerates the rod and detached directly before entering the atmosphere so that the rod would go through the atmosphere at an angle not directly down

[@TheTrueAdept]

@@MrCoolguy425 Nope, as long as you are within the gravity well and ensure that the projectile's angle is good, a KKV can be a nuke replacement OR a super-bunker buster. Hell, a KKV with DU core can take out missile silos with ease without detonating the nuke, the DU's properties simply burn everything necessary before the conditions happen, leaving with (at best) a dirty bomb detonation. Given that some of the Greats of Science Fiction proposed this thing in the '50s and '60s...

[@MrCoolguy425]

Aaron Neumann I wasn’t stating that it is not possible to have a KKV have the equivalent force of a nuclear weapon just that it will definitely not have the same attributes as shown in the movie. Mainly speaking the impact would be at a severe angle to the ground meaning that the “blast” (used roughly) would create a cone effect from the impact site as it is nearly impossible and highly impractical to have the device go directly straight down into the planet.

[@tony001212]

Remember they are terrorists, they do not need all the burocracy politics need to drop a weapon.

[@rock3tcatU233]

You don't "drop" it, you de-orbit it...

[@TwoonyHorned]

Correct.

[@Mugetsu_Gaming]

Nah, drop it

[@DeNihility]

*Orbitn't it.

[@aluisious]

It would really have to be moving at a significant portion of the speed of light to hit so hard.

[@jakobkristensensandvik5588]

Technically a satelite is constantly dropping, so you would drop the warhead - just differently from the satelite.

[@haunter8661]

The voice, the suit, and the music makes commander cobra a heavy metal villain.

[@kylescheffler8483]

There should be a kinetic weapon like this in GTA.

[@zarkmuckerberg8341]

Please no... no more cancer... I’m begging you rockstar...

[@leonx6688]

Bruh.... How do you feel now knowing that there’s actually an orbital cannon in GTA?

[@3ball260]

@@zarkmuckerberg8341 They should make you solve an equation every time you want to fire the orb cannon.

[@hector773]

No

[@3ball260]

@@hector773 Yes

[@angelofdeath8739]

Now that is a true supervillain! Proud of this guy!

[@zacglover3345]

His name is dr. Rexford Lewis aka cobra commander

[@eternaldepression5659]

I like how they just casually drop a tungsten rod on the UK where millions instantly die and it’s a giant catastrophic fucking event but like only two people in the room give a shit. As if my suspense for disbelief wasn’t already gone by the beginning of the film this just made me lol

[@heroicDale]

And it's not even the British Prime Minister who gives a shit...

[@UrbanEnduro]

It's a movie relax and have some beans on toast.

[@andelledna]

a meteor as big as everest killed the dinosaurs ... that little tungsten tube could at best destroy a neighbourhood

[@ohboydiamonds]

nope. "project thor", what this movie is obviously basing it off of. Telephone poll sized tungsten rod slams into the ground at mach 8, with the force of a small tactical nuke, around 13 kilotons (Fat Man was 21 kilotons, and completely wiped out a large city)

[@kostarizo5986]

It's a tungsten ROD, not a tube. The tube is made of platinum, know the difference god dammit

[@SuperTraderChintu]

Being an indian that prime minister's character is funny🤣🤣🤣

[@maheshnayak2941]

😂😂

[@trueraja]

i dont think so he show his classy character

[@pacetti07]

If they really wanted to give this movie a WTF moment they should have had the missile heading being stopped by somebody in a flying 1950's blue Police Box.

[@major_xenomorph_emperor4516]

pacetti07 the doctor is the president of the world in emergensy situations an he is the protector of earth

[@killian9314]

It’s not a missile, its still funny

[@axonoxa]

@Jagar Tharn it's more of a Sabot than a missile

[@arjunprasad1863]

Oh you mean Dominic torreto stopping it for Family 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Wait!! Sorry. Wrong universe 🤣🤣

[@prs4725]

London has fallen

[@kevinmcd7680]

Nah if you were watching if anything it elevated the city, just in large pieces and not as a whole.

[@Lucas-lz1mt]

저글링. And the Argentines celebrate.

[@18947ful]

we can haz Falklands now?

[@nigtcreature1837]

London has lifted. Literally

[@neversleepagain173]

and it cant get up

[@JuanPretorius]

So the satelitte is orbiting but just "dropping" the rod de-orbits it? PHYSICS HAS LEFT THE CHAT

[@daganisoraan]

Now that's what I call a true fan. Taking the world hostage only because he wants the intellectual rights of a single Queen's song. Gotta respect the guts of Cobra Commander. Better give it to him, otherwise he's going to ask for the exclusive rights of I Want to Break Free, or worse Bohemian Rhapsody.

[@antimatter31]

The High Sparrow just witnessed an explosion greater than that of the sept of Baelor

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Why do you think he challenged cersei? He knew the gods would drop this shit.

[@aljustin4771]

2:00 I'll give them this, they managed to get Cobra Commander right for the most part, with the design of his suit looking more like the one from the original Cartoon, his desire for world domination, and the deep intimidating voice is decent enough, now all he needs to do now is some over-the-top shouting, like, "COBRAAAA!"

[@fadlya.rahman4113]

It doesn't really work like that. You can't just "drop" a projectile from orbiting satellite to earth. You still need some kind of propulsion in retrograde direction to make the projectile fall to earth.

[@charles24852]

not really the satelite did give it a push and while in 0g it would keep the same acceleration until the earths gravity would pull the rod in which case it would build up acceleration.

[@DarkShadow84]

@@charles24852 I know this comment is 2 years old, but I still think it's important to point out that you neither know how gravity works nor what an orbit is. Fadly is completely right.

[@BlackDiamond2718]

And aim

[@germanrocha2030]

Yes, we know genius

[@fadlya.rahman4113]

@@charles24852 In small part you are correct. If you just release the projectile, it will fall to Earth, eventually. But it'll take months, if not years, and you won't be able to accurately predict where it will fall.

[@BofaMahnuts]

This movie, Commander is sick! Love the look, the voice, the presence. Kinda unfortunate they dropped the Rex story

[@abdelrahmanahmed8286]

i hope cobra commander gets more screen time i g.i.joe 3 and i also hope he doesn't die

[@repinswatson6452]

if he did they wouldn't have anyone to fight lol

[@trackboy17]

+Repins Watson destro... Until they kill him

[@repinswatson6452]

+trackboy17 destro died in the second one

[@russell5078084]

Abdelrahman Ahmed its unlikely there will be a 3.

[@SirKolass]

For all this to happen first you need a G.I. Joe 3, which will probably never happen lol

[@cripplehawk]

1:31 So that's where that particular Allah Akbar skydiving Vine came from

[@eshswam]

cripplehawk damn right

[@sylviej416sr3]

cripplehawk a

[@psuedointellectualhunters2206]

Hahahaha phobia nothing else. Show yourself to good mental doctor.

[@psuedointellectualhunters2206]

Ryan Renshaw don't worry I am a doctor, just inbox me I will give you an appointment...😂😎 So that you will be able to know a difference between a meme and offence.. regards "A Doctor"

[@psuedointellectualhunters2206]

عدو للمسيح relax it was just a joke

[@Keasarr]

*changes all American flags to evil Cobra ones* Entire World: ”Not that different honestly…”

[@joevenespineli6389]

A more overt flag certainly

[@Amadeus8484]

Entire World: "Hey Cobra, could you also hit Paris and Washington DC and the summit of Davos? That would be great."

[@Hive0100]

Who needs satellites when you have solar wind. Baltic Command

[@josephstahl9119]

You wanna know what's sad about this movie? this moment right here of Cobra Commander winning is the BEST part of the entire movie. This showing him killing thousands (I'm not up to date on London's population...) is the BEST part of the movie. I had no reason to like anyone else if anything I don't know why they didn't let him win...

[@blaze4metal]

The scene before this with the "president" manipulating everyone to launch and then self destruct their own warheads is also my favorite.

[@josephstahl9119]

blaze4metal Yeah that was pretty awesome to.

[@josephstahl9119]

William Signs Oh Cool! But when I think about it... doesn't that mean they glossed over millions of peoples deaths for an award ceremony...

[@josephstahl9119]

William Signs which actually makes this movie kind of worst in my opinion...

[@TheMarineGamerIGGHQ]

thousands? xD Absolute millions. London has as much of a population as almost the whole country

[@ossian1977]

I think they are slightly over estimating how much damage those rods could make. Over estimating it a LOT.

[@Zellig]

They are not. Quite the contrary, they toned it down. Think about this, for perspective. The Asteroid that caused the Vredefort crater was, at most, 5 miles long. Then, consider that most of that 5 mile long asteroid deteriorated and burned off as it came into the atmosphere, heating up like an inferno, and diving down at supersonic speeds. The crater it left was about 300 kilometers long. That isn't even the meteor that may have killed the dinosaurs. That alleged one is even smaller.

[@ossian1977]

Zellig I still find it hard to believe. Asteroids that leave giant craters are a lot bigger than a tungsten rod (it looked like several meters, but let's say 100mt, sleek so it does not burn up too much in re-entry). With that shape and weight it might plunge straight through London and shatter a few blocks, not flip it on the other side like a pancake. Another thought would be for time. Asteroids have had aeons to accelerate, sling-shooting in and out of this and that orbit. They get to Earth at speeds of many Km/second. An object in high orbit might plunge at several Machs of speed, is that enough to obliterate 500 blocks?

[@Erdbeerbowle]

You're absolutely right, and Zellig is talking out of his ass. Look up "Project Thor", which is the real life program that this is based on. They were estimating yields between 8 - 12 tons of TNT per shot, which is roughly comparable to a daisy-cutter or a MOAB. The KT dinosaur killer asteroid on the other hand had an estimated yield of 100 teratons.

[@Zellig]

Everything I said about the Vredefort crater is true. I was incorrect about nothing. You made yourself look like an ass. Are you even considering the fact that the only example we have to work with here are that it showed the rods leveling at least a few city blocks (they wuold, even Project Thor strikes could hypothetically have the power of a small tactical nuke) and some buildings were on fire? We don't have a lot to work with here one way or another to determine how 'accurate' the depiction was because you get to see a few shots of random destroyed areas that give you not actual assessment of the scale of the attack. Feel free to prove otherwise, or keep talking out of your ass while accusing others of doing the same thing because you want to feel like you're some kind of military-industrial savant on your keyboard. That's marginally entertaining too.

[@Zellig]

And before you 'herp-a-DUR u said asteroid dumbass' yes, I did, I also specifically stated right before talking about it that what I was saying was to "put it in perspective" and not make a statement claiming that the scenario depicted in the movie was analogous to it - so quit while you're behind. This is normally the part where I would say that this isn't rocket science, but technically, it kind of it. ;)

[@Leesoldier12]

Cobra commander: The Cobra Revolution has begun! Me: Well, let's start looting!

[@thee0581]

Proudly sponsored by the Brotherhood of Nod.

[@hello-mw9tz]

1:44 hey i can see my house! 10 km in the sky....

[@lorddraugr3138]

Cobra Commander: London just takes up space, we don't need it!

[@taeza007hd]

I really want to have project Zeus of my own. Maybe 20 of them orbiting earth and i can fire at when ever i want and to what or who ever i want.

[@nx3407]

1:30 RIP James Bond & Mr.Bean

[@SimplySmeef]

"I want it all. And I want it now!"

[@maxbrandt6]

This looks like a MUCH better GI Joe movie then the first one, much closer to the GI Joe I remember and Cobra Commander is more sinister and evil, like he was in the 80s comic book. I really should watch this from start to finish.

[@FederationStarShip]

"10 hollow platinum tubes... filled with a tungsten rod." So they're not hollow then

[@DuBstep115]

and why they shell or the tube for the rod has to be platinum anyways :D they added those 2 words just to sound "scientific"

[@Amadeus8484]

They were though lol

[@rickelgrim7974]

1:49 They literally don't give a shit.

[@bbsonjohn]

to give the tungsten rod so much gravitational potential energy that has devastative power greater than a nuclear bomb, they have to launch the tungsten rod up to the space first with the energy of a nuclear bomb.

[@Dr.GundeathPunchface-enstein]

I know this wasn't a perfect movie, but holy hell it was an improvement over G.I Joe Rise of Cobra.

[@TheSchizoTrollinator]

“We are still mad about that Tea tax.”

[@lukefirst407]

i did the math on this, estimated it to be like 3x30ft, might be larger, weight of 14500 kg moving at roughly 2500 m/s equates to like 45312500000 joules, which seems like a lot but is about 1/1000th the force that was dropped on hiroshima, plus this assumes 100% kinetic energy going into the ground and not disapating through the atmosphere, also if i were to calculate the actual terminal velocity of this object, and assume that it has an almost perfect drag coeficient I calculated its terminal velocity to be about 1,500 m/s. this is all a guess based on a guessing of the size but it would legot have to be the size of the empire state building to do this

[@MegatrontheCybermobian]

So……?

[@phantomeye5199]

Feel the power of Zeus!

[@kylescheffler8483]

Behold, the power of Zeus.

[@slemangerdy8407]

This scene is so satisfying

[@tapiwanashe201]

He must have really hated English Breakfast.

[@eternity7820]

We don't launch it or fire it. Console: *"LAUNCH COMMAND ACCEPTED"*

[@omfgmouse]

I don't know what this movie is about but I just burst out laughing at 2:26 when the red eyes reminded me of Eversion.

[@DanielSmith-ze9lw]

after watching this Film Rockstar thought: Hey...why not add something like this in GTA Online? And so orbital strikes were born

[@Sizusha]

Damn the assassin isekai really took this idea

[@arthurbailon5851]

Chad Lugh, he watched the movie at least.

[@SaNdMaN3000]

Imagine getting error 404 on your screen when pressing abort.

[@davidbolha]

Or this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM 😘😆😅

[@WJen8]

Imagine if Cobra and Hydra ever made an alliance (after crossing over)

[@zacglover3345]

We would be f!@$ed.

[@badjokemaker3051]

They should sow the british prime Minister...I mean it's London.

[@matheuslima9445]

and indian prime minister should be happy,right? you know...for what British did to india

[@badjokemaker3051]

Matheus Lima Well those People in today's London did shit to India. But the whole time the british guy was looking at the fake president like "Okay Buddy...where is the joke?" And then his capital got destroyed and they don't even Show some reaction shot.

[@matheuslima9445]

+Badjoke Maker well,it s True

[@mingQWERTY]

Yup, they didn't but after that, Storm Shader put his katana at the Birtish Prime Minister and he his face wasn't shocked or crying or whatever, just a normal face...

[@rapbotsuniverse4843]

Imagine having coffee in the morning and this shit drops in your city😁😁

[@albertoblocksdorff7692]

"There is no news... like bad news! "

[@Kubisdawid]

"I want it all" and i want it now

[@rhettorical]

I feel like the entire sequence with nuclear disarmament followed by the doomsday weapon is very much something straight out of a cartoon, in a good way, but the rest of the film feels so disconnected from it that it feels like a completely different movie. I wonder if this sequence was the inspiration for the entire film and they just slapped something together last-minute to get to this scene.

[@rustyshackleford1508]

"Are you sure they're the bad guys?" "THEY DESTROYED LONDON!" "Yes, and?"

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

I love how it is the tiny red button instead of the big one lol

[@StephenDelRosario777]

Zartan: "We don't launch it or fire it" Cobra Commander: "WE DROP IT" Computer console: "-LAUNCH COMMAND ACCEPTED- 3---2---1 LAUNCH" UN: *confused screaming*

[@republican9320]

I like how they use a real weapon system that would have been used by the US during the cold war if it had continued any longer but it was called project thor and drop a 1ft tungsten rode that travelled 10 times the speed of sound

[@Strato13]

Man.. imagine literally being catapulted into the sky several thousand feet in a micro second from the force of that kinetic energy hit.

[@Spartan11117777]

The Master Assassin Is Reborn In Another World As An Aristocrat brought me here. Tungsten Rods against Brutally Powerful “Invincible” Soldiers who can kill hundreds to thousands in mere seconds FTW. 😂

[@shubhammahli871]

Before the final battle, such destruction happened to London. And then at the end, Agents of GI Joe were getting medals, like WTF🤯, how come you just forget what happened to London.

[@godzillavkk]

Just like A New Hope.

[@Achillez098]

Say what you will about this movie, but they finally got Cobra Commander right, he looks and sounds fucking badass

[@anir2286]

I like the way he says - “I want it all”.

[@Whatisvr]

MILLIONS die on screen... everyone in the room: .__.

[@venividilusi1548]

HAIL COBRA!

[@R4Y2k]

"What is it you want?" "I WANT IT ALL!" Guess Freddie Mercury is back :P

[@zayanimtehaz8258]

This 2 minute is then the whole movie

[@garretspence2013]

So this is what is possible when you combine Sales and Marketing, Alan Johnson would be so proud