G-Man's just not trying anymore

[@nfwrambo]

Man, didn’t even bring his suitcase, probably forgot it.

[@Swartzy98]

0:17 if you look closely to the left while he close the door you can see his suitcase flying around lol

[@TCapButterCup]

Hl3 is lost forever.

[@MAT20228]

I thought he was fired

[@enricopucci5103]

It isnt my fault.

[@bromomento5913]

There's half life 3 in his suitcase. Wait does that mean......?

[@david02129]

i actually wish all gman sightings were this awkward.

[@Thlormby]

“Gordon... I... Uhm... Got to GO.... employers...”

[@SuperCatfire]

@Thus theruss maybe if it were in the trashcan

[@merrittanimation7721]

“Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time-“ *trips on Alyx’s foot*

[@Maxjk0]

"Oh Doctor Freeman... ...I uh... HEY LOOK, A MEDKIT!" *teleport away*

[@mentelgen3274]

Like taking a dump: ,,Jesus Christ gorden wth? Don’t you know what privacy is?,,

[@Corium1]

“Pay no attention to the man behind the railing!”

[@mohitonon-alco4287]

The man behind the _________

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Christ, never thought I’d see a Wizard of Oz reference in 2020

[@vrabo3026]

No no, you gotta do it like this.. AHEM.. "Uhh.. p-payyY no attEN-tionn.. to the man behiIiiind the r-railiing, Miss Vance.. mmm?"

[@worldburnerbreadman7886]

Mohito Non-alco *Its B E E N S O L O N G*

[@SuperCatfire]

​@@MisterJohnDoe why its literally timeless

[@IcyXzavien]

He’s trying his best ok

[@ok-pu1dv]

Well his best isn't good enough.

[@enricopucci5103]

Well. Thats true.

[@noahwilliams8996]

I guess he's just getting old.

[@thatguyshwag]

666 likes **IM ABOUT TO RUIN THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER**

[@gordistador]

Actually it says hes not trying anymore.

[@Pendleton115]

"Now if you look really closely you can actually see the G-Man watching over Alyx in this level. His appearance is very brief though, so most first time players will walk straight past without noticing."

[@bigstevie01]

*Scare chord while the G-Man scuttles away*

[@squasherdown]

*De-sync voice*

[@Number-vg7ub]

"I don't really like secrets. We gonna just prop fly towards him"

[@firefiames289]

Even though he’s trapped?

[@thescruffinator8830]

Pretty sure this is a lie since he's imprisoned until the end.

[@casey4689]

“If I pretend I can’t see them they can’t see me”

[@bIahaj]

well that worked out well

[@ok-tr1nw]

@A 100% Pure furry he maxed it out so much it reach int limit and rolled over to 0

[@ZoofyZoof]

The voiceline of him saying "shit" is real. It is unused from half-life 2, episode... Something

[@srdjanrikic978]

@@pancreas5160 lmao but I can see why they didn't keep it,it would break his character,gman is supposed to stay calm and he has no need for these barbaric human sayings,he looks at words like shit and other swear words as something creatures beneath him use like humans,he may look like a human but he is anything but one

[@srdjanrikic978]

@@pancreas5160 it could be

[@fafafooey8565]

you’re all wrong, it’s from blood ii

[@ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω]

citacion needed

[@Dr.Oofers]

I think it was from a bad take (actor forgot his line or something like that) and they just kept it because it was funny.

[@PrincessGrouchy]

Nah, I'm pretty sure that's his cousin, V-man.

[@krm6255]

@@tikoblocks3224 I dread to know what sort of horror Z-Man is. Hell, no doubt AA-Man is worse.

[@bertbebop1264]

@@krm6255 æ-man

[@itlinko861]

@@krm6255 aid-man

[@richardasistido4653]

So V stands for vision man

[@MarkiplierMeatMuncher8]

*E-man*

[@lostskull7467]

I loved the dramatic running at the beginning 😂

[@GrandHighGamer]

The Tom Cruise run.

[@merrittanimation7721]

@Matarael, Angel of Rain "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS!" "Yes we can..."

[@derpboat9371]

*FLINT LOCKWOOD!!!*

[@DarkKnightofIT]

I mean... It's accurate to how I played Alyx...

[@deadlybunz]

More like dramatic stride

[@GEXITER]

*The wrong woman in the right place can make all the difference in the World*

[@mohammednegm4007]

"Wait let me look at my script, I think it says uhm... Yeah shit I fucked it up"

[@yamatoingramtv2285]

Goddammit Mrs. X

[@iridium9512]

GMan is basically DIO and his stand is Alyx "A wrong woman in the right place can make all the difference in ZA WARUDO" "STOP TIME" "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA" Alyx electrocutes Advisor "Time moves once more" "WRYYYYYYYYY" And now Gordon and his stand Dog Platinum(tm) have to travel to North pole to kill GMan. Let's just hope there are no pedo orangutans on Borealis

[@AlexK-jp9nc]

@@iridium9512 my will to live just significantly decreased because of this. And I usually enjoy Jojokes

[@CockroachTheFoul]

@@iridium9512 shut the fuck up. _please,_ shut the fuck up.

[@Poleskeris]

"Ms.Vance what a unexpected surprise....um....."

[@sometimesidreamaboutamelia7703]

"they took my father, don't worry, we can fix this. we'll get him back... and earth's administrator never has to know."

[@suzanamarkovic483]

j😎😎👍wdmbjbjammamamb

[@CompleteAnimation]

Trying to master the art of standing so incredibly still, that he turns invisible.

[@Mega-Brick]

When he's out of sight he takes a solid 30 minutes to find the right pose to go with.

[@apersonontheinternet7595]

Give him time, he’s just rusty

[@cathacker13]

Why do people expect him to hide perfectly after not doing it since 2007?

[@spoopabobble8166]

He's still getting used to Sourse2.

[@LocalGoober10]

G-man got a few knew wrinkles since 15 years ago, he’s just overwhelmed by the total control over his face this time around.

[@thestonker8701]

I love HOW when you close the Door gman just says : „...shit...” xD

[@candymanva9629]

I need to know if this actually happens in game

[@thestonker8701]

Candy Man Productions it never happens xD have you seen the game xD im sorry that was too mean ;(

[@summbuddie9120]

Found the German

[@thestonker8701]

Summbuddie im sorry but what do you mean?

[@summbuddie9120]

Laura Zysk the quotation technique you use is „..” which is the German style in comparison to “...”. All I was noticing was the quotation style but then again I am restricted with my point of reference being from the uk.

[@charliep8534]

Cut G-man some slack, he's too rusty and tired, he didn't even bring the briefcase.

[@Nieveria]

you try being sneaky after being trapped in a d20 for that long

[@bruh6217]

I wanna know what goes through his head when alyx looks him straight in the eyes and just slowly closes the door.

[@PentaromaLMA0]

unforseen consquences thats what

[@kevinthecockroach]

Bro, He been in purgatory ever since the last episode came out, the least you could do is leave him alone.

[@rey.jazzzzy]

he just wanted to give you some dunky donuts bro and you closed the door on him. you're not epic

[@the_bearded_engi5179]

As for the dunky donuts, I think you've earned them

[@lycanrocvevo147]

I rather get a hamburger

[@AleK0451]

@@lycanrocvevo147 mmmm burg

[@biteybeast]

@@lycanrocvevo147 Or I could offer you a battle you have absolutely no chance of winning...

[@lycanrocvevo147]

@@biteybeast do I get to win hamburger?

[@shurbrrt]

woah no way marphitimus finally did a face reveal

[@shurbrrt]

@@sedme0 yeah and his face is also shown in the video

[@burritodawgg]

if marph is gman this is a world i want to live in

[@HytenX]

DAANG

[@Peusterokos1]

I entirely expected GMan to enlighten us with his discovery of CBT.

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

His hangover is such that he can't keep up with Alyx's pace.

[@aceyspud551]

When the teacher chooses you but you’re not sure if it’s actually you she’s pointing at.

[@burritodawgg]

brilliant.

[@charlesprichard5235]

What? G-Man isn't even in this video just some dude staring at a fence lol

[@Inzaneamaru]

Man pretending to be human must be driving him insane imo 😭😭

[@Xplainn93]

Oof. He’s too tired to work anymore.

[@NintenGunner]

It’s been like, 12 years. he’s a little rusty after so long.

[@bullworths_strongest]

"If I can't see them, they can't see me!"

[@biohazard5734]

Guys he's taking the job seriously alyx just caught him red handed suddenly

[@Humble_Merchant]

G-Man defintely has Alzheimers or something to have come up with his idiotic time traveling plan in HL:A.

[@coranbaker6401]

You think? The plan seemed pretty simple and straightforward

[@JoseGarcia-oi7km]

Man, been trapped in that Tetrahedron really took the best of him

[@THVLPLYR]

I havent played half life alyx yet, but i can tell just now that i already love this game. The subtle "shiet" in the background got me dying.

[@ShayoX]

*I N F L E X I B L E*

[@generaltobias3777]

Monro got scrubbed.

[@PsychoRavager]

Alyx: "Gee, man!"

[@richarde98]

The reaction made it much funnier

[@АнатолийЛенц-э5п]

Это было... каким-то образом это было в разы более впечатляющим, чем его каноничные появления. Это запоминается больше...

[@SoradaServalY2K]

It's been a long time since he's done this, give him a break.

[@nynchliggers7160]

"First day of the job eh, G?"

[@paraParasect]

hes just looking for his passport.

[@sparkz6349]

Gman confused for half an hour

[@jesseking1403]

...Rise and Shine, Ms. Vance... ...Wake up and smell the Combine...

[@DrVadGun]

They need an easter egg in a half life game where you knock on a bathroom stall and its gman inside.

[@TheProfet24]

SUPER SECRET GMAN SIGHTING (RARE!!!)

[@Mehmetyldrm_]

"Cleverly done Miss Vance, but you're not supposed to be here."

[@Davtwan]

“Look, I’m sorry. I’m just not feeling it today.”

[@FlashyLight]

If you close your eyes you actually can't see him. I say it's a pretty good disguise.

[@evieinfinite]

"If I can't see you, you can't see me."

[@maciejkamil]

Poor man. Not only was he imprisoned, but also his privacy is compromised.

[@renownedhonor]

Damn, I almost thought that was a normal NPC because he didnt bring that briefcase! G-Man really got me, damn!

[@chloe_gospinny]

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

[@GewelReal]

"Oh G, man"

[@Rotten4Real]

hes looking for his briefcase

[@stomatic_sleet5065]

The little “s h I t” at the end 😂

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

_Hey you havent seen Freeman by any chance have you? I think he dropped his wallet_

[@agent_sus3273]

No… I was looking for him, in fact. I think he dropped his… uh, phone. Maybe you can point me in the right direction?

[@kasothronos4434]

This is the best "Animation" I've seen XP

[@pilotmanpaul]

Wha- dude didn't even bring his suitcase. Looks like he woke up late again.

[@bluejam2879]

He's following dinosaur rules, if you don't move, they can't see you

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

"Are ya winning, Son?"

[@Castle77653]

It’s been 13 years since he done this give him some slack lol

[@CaveyMoth]

He's just standing there like a Cyberpunk 2077 NPC!

[@stomyed22]

g-man in hl1:randomly there,clearly setting something up gman in hl2:same thing i think g-man in this scene: oh h...hey....

[@thetdmzack2929]

I like how he's just sitting there.

[@stomyed22]

@@thetdmzack2929 usually hes setting something up or inspecting/leavign but here hes just "just waiting for this door to open..."

[@thetdmzack2929]

Yeah.

[@shodan2002]

valve didn’t hire him to play gman since half life 2 episode 2 he’s just getting used to his role as the gman again

[@yarknark]

GMan encounters when speedrunners take 30 seconds to get past the area rather than 30 hours

[@CelestialSwann]

Poor G-Man, the long shifts must've brought an existential crisis haha

[@Azoth86730]

Top 10 G-Man Sightings

[@narcalis3602]

He hasn’t done a job in so long, he forgot how to go invisible

[@leesaunders1930]

he's just cleaning the railings mate. even G man knows the severity of covid 19.

[@afuea-qg5yo]

He's trying, man

[@TheSkypetube]

This was a valuable lesson in social distancing

[@denhund101]

G-man : Don't mind me. Alyx :

[@teawizard374]

This gave me flashbacks to Concerned, where Frohman kept finding G-man everywhere he went.

[@TommyCD1]

No one's gonna mention Alyx's chad stride?

[@ungabunga7879]

I like the idea that gman is not even supernatural he’s just a guy that watches the character like this and can only do super natural things because he laces the charater with shrooms

[@ShFred]

He didn't have his interdimensional morning coffee.

[@aceofdiamonds203]

The "shhit..." line had me in years lmaoo

[@ComputerScientist]

If you were in years, are you still laughing?

[@aceofdiamonds203]

@@ComputerScientist yes

[@remainprofane7732]

If you look closely at the centre left of the screen you can just manage to see him. Not many players notice it their first time playing

[@DiggySmash]

What a mess, the G-Man needs to get his life together.

[@ZakSwagG]

Oh wait wrong spot , just pretend that you didn’t see me okay?

[@The_Cat_Kiff]

That "Shit" at the end got me

[@haiikulogic8295]

The *"shit"* after they close the door is the best

[@ggabey14]

23 seconds of my life i will never get back

[@BlackMesaLaboratories]

"Prepare for unforeseen consequences" -The G-Man

[@NeoKaiser0]

I was expecting him to turn around and see G-Man standing there.

[@yeet-mc-yeeterson]

putting on a condom is just preparing for unforeseen consequences

[@bogdany.4505]

I like how he was casually approaching him

[@josephharold808]

My man G-Man really do be nursing a hangover though.

[@taxcollector9543]

"uhhm.... could you...erm...i did not know you were comin here...i did not wanted that...shit"

[@jaggedcashew]

He's gotten onto the pot. Forgetting things, not thinking as fast. Reactive than proactive.

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

"The Right man in the wrong place can make all the difference"

[@SparksterMorgan]

He's just vibing bro, why you gotta judge him

[@dutchdoggo]

all these g-man memes just make him 10 times more spooky

[@013wolfwarrior]

The right man in the wrong place can make all the differences... specially to ones reputation.

[@fernandaflores6983]

No Gman, stalking Alyx won't make she notices you

[@duffinthemuffin5792]

I was waiting for him to say "hello there" soon as he stood up

[@BluestSoldier]

He always was the seeker in middle school because of his hideouts.

[@Frumpy113]

He probably couldn't think of a spot after 12 years

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

I can't believe I actually believed this was real for a moment.

[@arktrooper9919]

He is a little confused but he's got the spirit