The Wild West of Facebook

[@ThePierogiQueen]

I got SAed. I posted a screenshot of the guy who did it to me to warn others in my area and Facebook put me in jail for 30 days for harassment and bullying. They are a huge joke

[@MustaineIsGod]

But then they leave horrific sexual abuse posts up 💀 the amount of stuff I have reported to have them months later be like "we left the post up" 🫥

[@veethecreature7425]

Im so sorry!

[@ladyeowyn42]

I’m so sorry that happened to you, I believe in your ability to heal over time.

[@gem9535]

Sounds like Facebook.

[@batterybroken]

I am SO sorry

[@TrueGilby]

Not only has he been gone 3 years and she's pregnant, he's in the Navy and wears a Marine Corps uniform.

[@vanzy01]

😂😂😂💯👍🏿

[@cringeRick_Lamar]

I want to make it. Acceptable to spelly Corey "Corps.ey"

[@strika52]

and doesnt shave or cut his hair or know how to wear a uniform

[@gregsonk]

And is so out of regs it would kill a First Sergeant

[@adondriel]

also her belly is obviously fake... she aint even actually pregnant! lol

[@Gutza]

They don't want to talk over the phone. They want your phone number for identity theft.

[@pocket83squared]

Nonsense. Ever heard of a phone book?

[@cosmicfreeway]

for google it seems!! in my experience so. don’t know if that makes sense lmfao i am tired

[@XenoGen3sis]

Lol what a stupid comment, you can literally go out and buy your own social security number for literal pennies. They dont need your phone number to steal your identity. At the beginning of august 2.7 billion entries were stolen from the background checking company National Public Data. All of that data was posted for free online. If your identity is going to be stolen it wont be from some shmuck trying low ball you on some ikea furniture. Educate yourself before making stuff up. It might end up being more believable.

[@AngelLoeza]

Meta has done a piss poor job at managing their sites between the scam bots, pron bots, d-rug bots, animal abuse, child related pages that are disguised as "educational" even though it's fetish stuff

[@CheezMonsterCrazy]

Who has time to manage Facebook when you're spending countless billions doing vague things with VR and AI seemingly with no clear idea for a product?

[@biigsmokee]

what about child abuse..? "I put potatoes in his socks at nap time" ??

[@Neddoest]

What’s a d-rug bot?

[@HermanTG]

​@@Neddoest I wanna know too, what makes a rug D? 😂

[@moviemalik8325]

​@@Neddoest pretty much if you have a post or comment that mentions a drug in any context, they'll pop out of nowhere mentioning they sell said drug. They're usually on Twitter and have a telegram link

[@annemabrie2287]

I downloaded Facebook for the first time ever recently- and the STANDARD explore page (without me doing anything like searching or following people) was full of scarcely clothed AI generated women and full of comments with old men commenting things like "Beautiful 😍". It was the weirdest thing I've ever experienced.

[@DaddyRatchet23]

And they all talk to them like the celebrity is reading the comments

[@chappellroanmemes]

@@DaddyRatchet23 Hello gorgeous 😘😘🔥🔥🔥 Could you tell me your name even though you’re ai?

[@chappellroanmemes]

@JuicyUTTP yall don’t worry this guy is a bot

[@qualifiedarmchaircritic]

​@@DaddyRatchet23 damn, that is SO accurate. Every comment is like "there u do it to me again, belle.. u know what this does to me we talked about this 🤣🤣 hope your doing well haha.. we have lots of rain here this week but your photo is like the sun to me 😜🤣 regards 😘"

[@mrggy]

To be fair, I downloaded instagram for the first time ever recently and my discover page was was pretty similar. I think that kind of content is just taking over, especially if the app has nothing else to go off of. I wish they'd just go back to only showing you accounts you follow

[@milesgray1635]

8:17 I love this video, because if it was true, the uniform paints an amazing story. The story of a guy whose been in the marines for at least 3 years (probably 4 or 5) and told everyone he was in the Navy instead. During this time, he either never promoted past, or was busted down to E2 (you automatically promote to E3 after just *existing* for 18 months), indicating that he is almost comically terrible at his job. This man was "deployed", and hasn't seen his girlfriend for 3 years, and upon hearing she's pregnant, just assumes its his. After all this, he still thinks his career is illustrious enough for him to show up in his dress uniform, and propose during the ultrasound as if he's a war hero.

[@2KittyCats18]

This made the video so much better

[@stringcheese6833]

It's even funnier if you factor in the fact that the ultrasound wand is a thermometer. So, she is trying to baby trap him (probably for the Tricare), and realized that he is dumb enough that she doesn't even have to actually be pregnant to do it. And because this guy is dumber than Forrest Gump, it somehow works.

[@sarahscarborough3942]

With the amount red flags on how he's wearing his uniform alone should tell you it's fake.

[@breauseph]

I'm so glad I caught this comment before that part of the video

[@kaila288]

@@sarahscarborough3942really I was thinking her boyfriend has been gone for three years and she’s pregnant and he’s all fine with it, even though she’s been gone for 3 years and wasn’t the one who got her pregnant lol

[@BluePieNinjaTV]

To me the worst part about facebook is that you never ever see anything a friend posts, and if you do it was from something multiple days ago, even if you used the app then you would never see the post. Instead they shove "suggested" groups and posts on your feed filled with complete garbage. The entire app is basically unusable, and if it wasn't for the events and friends I message on there I would have gotten rid of the entire thing years ago.

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I see stuff that like 3 friends post, but never anything from the other 63 living friends on there. And for the pages I follow, it'll show me the same post 7 times a day for a week but not the other 30 posts from that page. So annoying!

[@valen9941]

Same with insta, its useless except for stories.

[@samantharose7951]

Absolutely same!! I’ve recently started only opening and checking the app if I have a notification, the feed itself is garbage

[@TrashHeapCustodian]

I unliked every page and left every group and started seeing friends again The same six friends, constantly, interspersed with pages FB keeps trying to make me enjoy I hop on there about once a week, MAYBE. It literally only exists cuz some folks I know I can only contact thru FB :(

[@kpstl26]

Yes. I don't see anything from anyone I actually follow unless i specifically search for it, no matter how many times i just their settings like "see first" and "see more like this" i will never see it lol. They were showing me those videos with the navy/marine actor guy the other day 😂 or the ones where a white woman dumps 15 ingredients on her counter and smears it around calling it cooking.

[@LoreLake]

The guy at 4:42 was making a makeshift distillation setup for distilling ethanol. I’m a chemistry senior and I was confused too until he lit the distilled liquid. Actually super fucking cool props to him.

[@rx500android]

Woah, thanks for the info! I was completely lost on what that was

[@PeachysMom]

But what is the purpose of the boots?

[@apatheticsticker8137]

How does that work??

[@hop9193]

@@apatheticsticker8137 Ethanol and water have different volatility. With the right temperature and pressure you can make ethanol turn into a vapor, but not the water. Then you can move that vapor to another place and turn into a liquid again.

[@Beansquishy]

​@@PeachysMomDrip

[@willia_music]

tips for marketplace sellers: 1. always pick a location that is the most convenient for you 2. always double or triple confirm the money deal. So at least they can't give you the ol "oh i only have x amount on me" 3. buyers wanting to call you because they want to either bully or pull sympathy over the phone. They know people crack easier when there is a voice to hear

[@johnchedsey1306]

regarding tip 1: lots of police stations are good locations to meet up. Some stations actually encourage it so that it scares away would be scammers.

[@kode-man23]

4: Just donate it. Honestly, if it’s under $100 it just isn’t worth the hassle.

[@emperorbailey]

@@kode-man23 That's not true for everyone...

[@Ioveraa]

13:53 he looks like lord farquad 😭😭

[@JuniEtique]

OOP

[@rafael4944]

"You cause so much dolor in my es" is the best line I've heard in a long time

[@stariidream]

This time stamp is gold 10:34. Best KZbinr to sit back, smoke a j, listen and laugh to. You’re effortlessly funny and your videos are entertaining whole way through.

[@oddlem]

8:26 it's terrifying to me that there's people out there that can't tell what plastic looks like, because that looks fake as hell

[@bumblebean9845]

Its not even the same skin tone 🤣

[@davebeat]

22:20 man I've reported so many fake accounts and Facebook always send that "nah" response.

[@Jaakeup]

The thing that makes me mad about the fake military returning home videos is that anyone who has even interacted with military personnel know that you have to be the worst human if you don't know the exact date and time your partner is gonna be returning from deployment. It's not like they just leave and you sit and wait for 6 months for them to come back. Also, in the Navy, he's gone for 3 years? I don't think so. 6 months to a year usually. Also pretending to be in the military is the douchiest thing ever.

[@blakeochsner546]

And anyone who’s gone thru basic/boot knows attention to detail when it comes to uniform and how you present yourself, which makes it extremely easy to point out the fakes.

[@garzathemagnificant]

He is in a marine uniform with a beard ya right lol

[@renshii422]

I wouldn't have been caught dead in my dress blues out in public. especially while I still have damn pvt rank chevrons on. How has been away for 3 years and is still only a private !

[@LayneBenofsky]

@@garzathemagnificant and that HAT! :D

[@marynoble9464]

I had to make a Facebook account to sell a washing machine and immediately someone tried to scam me but they got my address (said they were on the way) and then proceeded to threaten to stalk me to this day. I've literally moved from Tennessee to Florida. I am not in the same state, they still message me saying they're coming to my apartment that I do not live in. I alerted the police and my old apartment complex, I also alerted the person threatening to stalk me. everyone on Facebook can be safely assumed insane

[@DARKredDOLLAR]

I absolutely despise this platform and hate the fact that Facebook marketplace is the only place where you can realistically sell something. All you have to do is comb through 99% of scams that get more and more creative ("I'm away from the country, but my driver can come, I'll wite transfer the money" "I'm busy at work I'll send a courier"...) fucking hell

[@embex5islive]

all are insane there and just as negative as ever

[@pequod4906]

gabi censoring her feet in the bit where she's on the floor reading off minion memes is both understandable and yet still comedic at the same time

[@ToTouchAnEmu]

1:40 she was never going to pay full price. Many buyers strong arm sellers by offering less money at the last second, sometimes claiming they couldn't bring enough money. They assume you'll agree to less money than walk away with nothing. That's why I tell people "if you bring less money than the agreed amount, I will walk away." And you've gotta mean it.

[@Girlthatgotsweeptbybarrons]

3:41 actually impressed by your portuguese pronounciation, that was pretty on point

[@lukadolla]

o "merda" foi perfeito

[@willaroberts134]

@@sharkcuddles-bq2jli feel creepy for even knowing that, but I'm p sure that's the case lol

[@alpaca6462]

Every time Brasil is mentioned gabi gets happy so I think she is lol

[@wuxianplaytheflute4061]

​@@willaroberts134she made a video about her mother sending her Brazilian prayer and good morning videos so it's not creepy, just means you watch her videos

[@kikopsan]

Ela virou carioca do nada

[@LukaZ1703]

Gabi’s the Portuguese pronunciation in 3:41 is the best part of the video

[@chaseredmoon407]

The navy one pissed me off. Not only is it obviously staged, but the dudes uniform doesn't fit. Not just the hat, the whole uniform. It's a combination of failure and stolen valor. It makes me stabby

[@gabbysian2530]

not to mention the ultrasound device is just a digital thermometer

[@loadedsports836]

@@gabbysian2530 not to mention it says hes been gone for 3 years but its his baby???

[@bruce-le-smith]

i love how this starts with fb marketplace and then just wanders off into strange soldier proposals and zach effron fan fiction news, unapologetically and enthusiastically

[@oldgoat381]

I'm 28 and still use Facebook There's some quality shitposting groups, and I often use it to coordinate with bands I'm in as a musician. Honestly if you do use those ancient internet instincts it's reasonably good for occasionally making friends in shitposting or specialist groups

[@rebeccapalomeque4601]

Shit posting is why I use fb. Tsp is unhinged 😅

[@alexe1853]

“Navy boyfriend” in a marine corps uniform without the EGA. Man what great continuity

[@veeayena]

Love that they used an infrared thermometer for the ultrasound at 8:23

[@gabrielfabiano3797]

3:41 BRAZIL MENTIONED COME TO BRASIL GABIII For those wondering what does it mean, it's "go through the shadow, shit on the sun dries" (translated poorly and literally by me)

[@mafiapolonesa6342]

HELLYEAH COME TO BRAZIL GABI

[@Automedon2]

I answered an ad for a almost new leather sofa for $400, that sells for $2300 on the dealer website. Did a reverse image search and found that same ad all over the country, along with a post by someone who was scammed out of a deposit on that very same item, but in Wisconsin. I've since learned that it is a Nigerian scam. Now, it's become a hobby to look for those ads (many in RVs and Boats for sale) and report them. NONE of the ads was ever taken down by FB.

[@ql7855]

Never been so fast

[@iIyrain]

Me neither

[@alyss.a]

same lol I was like wait why does this video only have like 10 comments

[@vulee100]

that's what he said

[@nebula608]

legit

[@nick6990]

Get a life

[@feliperamon2577]

In 3:41 the minion meme says "vai pela sombra merda no sol seca" so if anyone was wondering it's a brazilian meme making fun of the common tender goodbye "vai pela sombra" that usually is said when someone is leaving your house and you advise them to walk through the shade in order to avoid a sun burn. The punch line comes when the "merda no sol seca" part comes which means that shit dries when exposed to the sun, changing the meaning of a sweet advice to a passive-agressive name calling. Btw her pronunciation was on point.

[@balzackify]

@15:16 the upwards inflection at the end of every sentence makes me foam at the mouth.

[@saralocks]

Getting a temu ad right when the part about temu farmville thinger started honestly killed me 😂

[@nomnomninja1]

jfc the "lying about mr beast dying fro views is disgusting" followed immediately by the hard cut to the tiktok bloop at 15:28 had me laughing so fucking hard.

[@naturetime3823]

If they're making money while falsely claiming to be a Service Member, that by definition is Stolen Valor.

[@JimAllen-Persona]

I don’t think that’s a crime.. but it is in extremely poor taste.

[@naturetime3823]

@@JimAllen-Persona they’re falsely claiming to be prior service with the sole intent of making money from KZbin videos, that is illegal

[@KymLikesGames]

I'm on a binge of your videos right now (i'm new, sorry), and I have to say I just really appreciate the random sound bites from Super Mario Nintendo 64

[@maxfire2007]

Not only he has been gone for 3 years and she's pregnant but he was using a digital thermometer to do an ultrasound to her belly

[@erinaah2812]

3:42 it means “go by the shadow cause shit (laid) on the sun gets dry” Btw nice pronunciation

[@Marian-zo2tu]

8:32 that unplugged something looks like a termometer

[@NosyYeti]

Facebook is literally “How fake do you want it to be?” Them: “yes” everyone and their great grandmother believes it and comments something either radical or questionable

[@Doginasuit453]

14:50 this is the sort of thing I fell for when I was 10 😂

[@DrWhomst]

Highly recommended looking into the dead internet theory, it’s really fascinating and goes into what is happening in the dystopian hellscape of Facebook

[@think-about-it-777]

I'll tell you what's going on over at Facebook HQ. there's an army of developers that could be building an amazing platform, but they get harassed by Zuckerberg into building silly stupid things that he wants 'done tomorrow' which might be good ideas if they worked on it for an entire year, and are definitely bad ideas compared to the things that need to be done which are not done yet on the platform. and part of the reason this happens is because Facebook is a publicly traded company that needs to increase value for shareholders turns out the best way to do that is to let scammers run amok... makes the stock value go up.

[@jade.mendoza]

17:10 Gabi, that's not a piece of skin. As written in the caption, she put a potato slice on their child's foot to "remove the fever". It's a common theory that potatoes fix fevers, (they don't) so this mother did that to her child.

[@taiyorenai7690]

8:32 I died laughing immediately when I heard that “he’s been gone for three years” omg 😭

[@Joshua.Wheeler]

facebook has been sending me birthday messages once or twice a day for the past week about a facebook friend i haven’t even seen since highschool like 5 years ago… also their birthday was over a week ago …

[@ErikLeeTroche]

Idk but I actually laughed so hard over the minion awesome ends with me and ugly with u. That’s genuinely hilarious

[@ForwardslashTim]

People sending me a single text that says "Where you live?" has me frightened and suggesting we meet up to complete the sale in the lobby of the local police station.

[@EnderTheBender]

9:21 Stolen Valor offense? No face or name markings, but it is for clicks profit which the US Government does take seriously

[@RR-mp8km]

try joining a local “free stuff in (insert ur city) “ group! for stuff u don’t wanna worry about selling or isn’t something you want to make someone buy, or you’d throw away etc- a lot of ppl have great stuff & will gladly take clothes, shoes etc, and in this economy communities like this are a NEED ! ❤

[@zyllofmitain]

10:40 why is that cup as big as your head?

[@M0lDy_L3TTUV3]

Bc Gabbie is 4 feet tall

[@postman5757]

Everyone always ghosts you through text. In a phone call you can get all the information all at one time

[@USJAPANUK]

3:56 Isn't it terrifying that you have to blur your feet on the internet? lol

[@cuteychao]

For those who are wondering, "Vai pela sombra, m*rda no sol seca" means "walk in the shade, because sh*t dries in the sun".

[@Federale570]

blurred feet at 4:01 killed me off ahahahaha

[@FeInLowKey]

3:43 as a braziliqn myself, the meaning of thepis is like: go through the shadow, shit get dry in sun 😭

[@FBarbarian]

6:40 - there's no way this is not the intro to a p*rn movie...

[@alyssaashford5218]

The longest any of my ultrasounds lasted was probably like 5 minutes with the exception of being strapped into a monitoring chair with other pregnant women being stuck watching Friends. That lasted two too many friends episodes of content and my then unborn daughter kept racing the other pregnant woman's baby.

[@Yanikchan]

For those who want to get what Gabi said with the meme in portuguese, it was "Stay in the shadows. Shit dries in the sun". Cute accent!

[@MelodyLoveQueen]

CW: Gross, feet Regarding the foot photos you found - Instagram still isn't ideal lol. Lots of gross stuff pop up on there because it ends up trending from outrage. One particular video which legitimately made me feel sick for a few days and not want to eat, was one of a person holding a circular piece of skin, then showing it came from the bottom of their feet, and cooking it in a pan to make it crispy, and then crumbling and eating it. I skipped to look away when I realised what it was I was looking at but it kept popping up on my reels feed. Absolutely grim.

[@victoriapride7575]

my dad would probably fall for phishing links but last week he complained to my mom that the internet wasn't working and it turned out he UNPLUGGED the wifi router

[@brzk_]

this fake pool proposal was the most painful thing i had to watch in a minute

[@EllieofAzeroth]

I love the club penguin pizza parlor music at 10:58

[@arsonistoitx]

Story time:I really enjoyed the first quarter of The Iron Claw, Zac Efron was great, unfortunately the theater I was in had a bat flying around in it. It was about of a quarter into the movie and the bat kept flying right next to my bud and I when previously it was just staying on screen. Was a little bummed I didn't get to see Maxwell J Freeman , he's just one of the reasons I wanted to see the movie. We got our money for movie back which I felt a little bad about. Oi! From Texas!

[@frostedsquid27]

Brazillian here, 3:43 means "go through the shadow, shit in the sun dry" and damn, you portguese is really good

[@bruhmoment11111]

The navy pregnant wife one is my favorite. Navy dude wearing a marine corps outfit, with his cover on indoors, with a beard, gone for 3 years. That's the sort of thing they put on just to bait interaction in the comments on Facebook.

[@tpampe25]

"I couldn't help noticing awesome ends with me and ugly starts with u" gonna take for life ✌️😎

[@AlD3N]

I reported a group that had 2 people doing it and it was not asking for age and I reported it and it did not do anything they left it up.

[@MaireGraves]

“You people cannot follow directions.” ☠️

[@StephanieZuma]

You spoke in Portuguese for a few secoooooondsssss aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA just loved it this phrase it's like something you say in 7th grade and now mommys feels "badass" saying in facebook in brazil LOL it's crazy thinking that facebook here is EXACTLY THE SAME, with i little bit more latincrazyness and HUEHUEBR

[@johnchedsey1306]

After watching this video, I feel like I'd rather use a social media site run entirely by AI going amuck than whatever Facebook has turned into over the last few years. My decision to delete my account 5 years ago seems like the smartest thing ever.

[@gwendeerlin]

Facebook has a MASSIVE amount of people under 30 that are just Edge lords from 4chan.

[@emiliaholmberg3320]

I almost got scammed on Facebook marketplace. It was to the point that I had to replace my card and call the police to report this.

[@knate44]

I'm under 30 and still on Facebook because it's where my Gen X friends who do medieval reenactment live. I don't like it there but that's where the swords are.

[@fonesrphunny7242]

Some time ago I signed up for FB again, just to see if I could find some old friends. Didn't do anything that evening tho and went to bed. The next morning I transformed into a woman, moved halfway across the globe and had LOADS of South American male friends, with hundreds of pending friend requests. I exchanged some mails with support and all I got was pre-written responses about 2FA, so I had the account terminated.

[@GerbendeJong]

When KZbinrs blur their feet in a video, you know they've been exposed to too much internet. ... ... Which in turn makes me realize that realizing this that I've been exposed to too much internet.

[@flyingdutchbird]

The duck picture at the end was so worth waiting for...

[@sheevpalps66]

I use Facebook to source memes from like 2 pages, one that I used to be in (Boba Fett Posting or something i dont remember) started only having random tabloid posts in it, people complained in the comments under the first few, then everyone left that was active. I assume people "hack" the page owners then spam tabloids for adrev profit. Facebook and Twitter are both in super bad spots right now and I highly doubt either will get better.

[@zack6012]

On the marketplace my pessimistic thought of people wanting to call you are people trying to size you up. It's probably dudes trying to see if you sound weak and/or attractive. I guess could also be some people trying to see if you sound trustworthy, reasonable, and sophisticated. I guess the road goes both ways. The buyer could be trying to see if you'd be an easy target or if they may be in for trouble upon making a pickup

[@Vinalzito666]

BRAZILLIAN MINION MEME DETECTED "vai pela sombra merda no sol seca" means somenthing like "hey dont stay in the sun light because shit gets dry

[@ExoforceX_]

Loved the "vai pela sombra, merda no sol seca", as a Brazilian, I surely will use it on a daily basis from now on, ausjasjajsjaja

[@alexiswolf3855]

I’m a doll collector and I use Facebook for the doll groups lol they’re super friendly and nice 😂

[@llxhs8]

I’m 40 so of course still on Facebook but it is great for gardening groups and for laughing at the ridiculousness of other middle aged women. The minute you hit 40 you get lots of friend request from fake men as you are of the age where you are considered to be desperate

[@evanthesquirrel]

I wouldn't trust the 3 text conversation to yield a real person and a real sale. If you can't make a phone call I don't believe you will follow through with the rest

[@davebeat]

I think those Mr Beast crohn's clips were voiced by an AI that's perhaps why they sound the same.

[@chrislair6832]

I'm glad you addressed the he had been gone three years but she's pregnant thing because I thought I was going crazy

[@69144016]

04:55 the guy is obviously making moonshine from apples.

[@basto1d]

Holy shit, I'd never think I'd see the revival of Farmville in Temu. With crossover to FB. WTaF 🤯

[@machaoverlord5925]

this is why i only watch cat memes so it don't rot my brain as fast as many of these videos presented

[@marcostsuna1]

3:44 YO THAT WAS SUCH A PERFECT BRASILIAN PORTUGUESE ACCENT

[@bobsburgers5696]

I use Facebook to look at those weird ai posts were all of the comments are just like “amen”

[@iggienator]

Rick & Morty TV Episode: Two brothers…. It‘s just called two brothers…. (laughing)

[@jeythecount6546]

I use FB for two things: - 40k second market (yes, it works, really!) - memes to post on discord

[@akpokemon]

"you caused much dolor in my es" was INSANE

[@blakrayne01]

No way did you reference RuneScape scamming. I’m even more obsessed now

[@marissamate]

I have a worse story. I was trying to sell brand new heels on FB Marketplace.. this guy wanted me to wear them for a day. I said absolutely not. I can't do that. That's why I'm selling them. He said he wanted a picture of my feet. ....I really wanted to sell these heels. I sent him that. Then he blocked me on FB and I never heard from him again. 😂 Never sold the heels either. Had to donate them.

[@desmond-hawkins]

The comparison with Michael Reeves had never occurred to me and now I can't unsee it.

[@Errcia]

Facebook is honestly comedy gold

[@victormirandakoepke8352]

that "Vai pela sombra, merda no sol seca!" jumpscared me halfway to a heart attack holy Annakin Skywalker! just absolutely rebooted my brain. It's really weird to listen to something in portuguese when you're expecting english....

[@givingchase1]

14:50 i love the rly serious vid with fuckin dubstep (i think ?) music playing in the background LMAO

[@GoofRebelMusic]

Wow. That temu farm game is wild. That could be a whole video.

[@skycat14]

8:36 that’s literally a forehead thermometer, not even close to an ultrasound wand 😂