Galactic Database Categorizes Earth as "Dont Even Think About It" | Best HFY Stories | HFY Stories

[@seanmills1911]

Damn Pluto can't catch a break, even Aliens hatin on it.

[@nightinthewhite3817]

it is impossible... "human says: Hold my beer"

[@Stephen-so2zl]

Like the story thank you

[@uuufffttaa]

LOVE LOVE LOVE IT. I COULD READ STORIES LIKE THIS ALL DAY. THANK YOU. MORE?

[@cmdr_stretchedguy]

In the 12 years since humans appeared within the councils defenses and introduced themselves to the Galactic Council, they have quickly and quietly integrated themselves within the highest echelons of the galactic community. Human scientists bring new views and technologies on a daily basis. Human military leaders have introduced amazing new tactics and methods to galactic defenses and fleets. They still remain guarded over their more advanced technologies that the various races know nothing about. Multiple species reporting they appear out of nowhere, just as they had done to the council, but solely to introduce themselves to leaders of other species along the fringes. The species that attempted invasions of Earth were given an ultimatum, step down from your war efforts and join the community, or face the full wrath of human ferocity and ingenuity. So far 18 species that refused and attempted retaliation have had their home planets terraformed in a matter of days to environments that kill them within hours. Ice planets with their ice reliant species wiped out by hot humid jungles. Crystalline species and their silicon based surfaces transformed into simple carbon based ocean and mud planets. Over the past 12 years they have found 5 additional space faring species beyond the reaches of standard galactic FTL drives, as well as over a dozen pre-space civilizations, each with a human defense platform able to disintegrate any ship or even entire fleets that attempt to interfere with the planets development or invade it.

[@frankmoore3598]

Hey galaxy, how about coming for a beer instead of invading all the time

[@guygrove70]

Our star used to be yellow/orange . It just recently changed.

[@mrlucasftw42]

DO PANIC!

[@billharvey7901]

Our star is not yellow it's White.

[@geofthompson3844]

Correct 👍. But most people don't actually know that.

[@arnodiedrichs3371]

It's a yellow dwarf Star.

[@geofthompson3844]

@arnodiedrichs3371 that's a designation, but it's a white star. And it only looks yellow to us because our atmosphere refracts the light.

[@arnodiedrichs3371]

@geofthompson3844 the sun is classified a a spectral class G2 yellow dwarf.

[@HarleyGabolinscy]

​@@arnodiedrichs3371its just a name but the star color its self is white

[@davidknight3249]

The first 10 minutes+ had me a little disappointed and I almost turned the video off and gave it a thumbs down however, once I got more into the story, I thought it turned out rather good. Thank you.

[@I.C.U-c7l]

Ther first 10 min's is the hook........ To see if you are smart enough to understand........ Like land a Huge fish....... You have to work slowly to get it in the boat or it will just snap the line and get away.............. GUESS WHAT........?????? You are now in the boat well holding tank...... YOU ARE DINNER

[@dochunnicutt6980]

Good, but the spelling and you can't say the same things the same twice!!

[@darnelljohnson5313]

IT'S ABOUT TIME,,,, humans I like

[@Fuilleverte]

NINE PLANETS!!!!!!!!!

[@patlab555]

You did not receive the memo? Pluto is a TNO, not a planet.

[@Fuilleverte]

@@patlab555 care... It was a planet when I was born. It was a planet when I finished school. It's still a planet in my heart and mind. It's been a planet longer than it hasn't been. So There... Harrumph...

[@cirabree]

Turn off fake breathing

[@I.C.U-c7l]

How do you know it is fake.....????? AND if it is fake then that means A.I is like this story GETTING BETTER FASTER.......... WATCH OUT A.I IS COMING SOONER THEN YOU THINK TO EVERYTHING SOON......

[@cirabree]

@I.C.U-c7l because no one is breathing (not even real person's) like they are one foot in the grave during speaking in the microphone

[@cirabree]

And for "AI is coming to everything soon", well IDGAF I'm living in the forest,pretty much self reliant...

[@I.C.U-c7l]

NOW THIS WAS A F**KING GREAT STORY........ I did not skip 1 second of it....... The person that did this did something that 99% of other stories DON'T it made you think....... It only Missed 1 thing and my question in this chat is........ CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT WHEN AND WHERE it is....... HINT....... THE ENDING GIVES YOU THE CLUE......