Game of Thrones Abridged #53: Jon VII, AGOT

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[@TGFPdan]

No tangents he says, three minutes in he is proposing the new spinoff featuring treble and bass

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

It sounds like Schwift diversified his pre-stream routine by switching from beer to pot. This man sounds positively reefer’d up.

[@adamnormandin8576]

Dude, sounds exactly right.

[@rabsrabble5415]

"Time is linear and corpses were once people." -Ghandi

[@mishasubin]

"NO TANGENTS" bass and treble said calmly.

[@TehMasterSword]

"not going on any tangents.... for realsies" Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure we aren't.

[@EvelynDayless]

Jon Snow dreams of people in winterfell crypt rising from dead = Ned Stark is the Night King CONFIRMED

[@CRob172]

Munashiimaru #canon

[@rachellawhead6923]

George R. R. Martin and his food descriptions... what would we do without them? 😂

[@DrewbyWan]

Listening to these to fall asleep has become a routine for me. Thanks for the video, Alt Cheers to you, and cheers to the #schwiftysquwad

[@ChompyShayo]

The no tangent comment broke my spirit, was it because we couldn't guess your bloop blop song?

[@KlaraL-_-]

Damn, the Winterfell crypts are everywhere in the first book... This episode was real fun :)

[@meganelizabeth3900]

Alt, stop fighting who you are... embrace the dally doos. Revel in the tangentoonies. Become one with the digressaroni (which is not unlike macaroni)(spoiler it is actually macaroni)(#carbs)

[@CRob172]

Megan Elizabeth all part of his charm too! But I think the reason why he didn't want to tangent today is because the new trailer is out and he wanted to get out a breakdown video for the main channel

[@meganelizabeth3900]

Whoa whoa wait I didn't know that. Call me Patrick Star because I've been living under a rock.

[@kerrinoir]

Even though this episode was short-it was awesome. I love the little riff spirals (the zombie stuff near the end is a great example) he goes into. :)

[@ekin4260]

I stayed up until 4 AM to catch the stream after having found out that there is a schedule and there is no stream! Well, I can't really complain since we still got the chapter.

[@violetsapphire952]

Being afraid of dead people probably isn't irrational as it seems. As a corpse decays, it's going to turn into a massive breeding ground for so many diseases that not wanting to fuck around with it is probably a pretty healthy response. Besides which, whatever turned it into a corpse might still be nearby, so sticking around is probably a bad idea.

[@catathielemann3239]

Alt dear, baking wednesdays are not the same without you streaming and the company of the #schwiftysquwad Anyways, you sound tired, and you deserve to get some rest. A hug for each and everyone.

[@ernesttokes527]

Cata Thielemann we're still here...

[@catathielemann3239]

You too, pieman893 :)

[@ernesttokes527]

pieman893 join us on Facebook if you haven't yet..

[@humanperson7411]

Thus was easily the best episode I've seen

[@bingusmingus2937]

"Jon Snow is a guy" - you heard it here first folks

[@ZenLeee]

Great! Need to get my sleeping pattern fixed so can fall asleep to this :)

[@hairlessoyster3689]

#schwiftysquwad. Be back later to Bastardize the Bastard. Be Well. Happy Summer Solstice to all the Northerners out there. Happy Short Day to the Southerners, its all Good from here on out.

[@CRob172]

Hairless Oyster aye no summer snows here, actually going to be pretty hot tommorow then cool down to around the 70 degree Fahrenheit mark

[@adamklaits6379]

Bass & Trebble, no tangents

[@marktravor4082]

Piccadilly Surprise, amazing. you win this round

[@franamellado]

HELLOOOOOOOOO FRIENDS, HELLO ALTIE! how's everyone doing? The kettle's boiling, the couch is cozy and it looks like it's juuust about to rain. Happy Wednesday everybody! ❤

[@55bueller]

Fran Mellado Happy Thursday Fran from Australia!

[@franamellado]

oooh hello from the past, i guess! haha

[@55bueller]

They say it's bad living in the past! I can see the future

[@daniemusc]

aww, less than half an hour?? you're depriving us! :'( lol I kid, thanks for the episode, alt!!

[@IvorMektin1701]

No live chat, I guess we misbehaved;)

[@SaraAdrian]

Well the newest GoT trailer dropped, Mr Alt's gotta break that down on the Shift X. He can't spend an hour+ with the tomfoolery of the first book. THERE"S A TRAILER TO BREAK DOWN!

[@IvorMektin1701]

LandLab Arts Those trailers are all lies, deceptive editing and fraudulent voice overs. But not as horrid as the Rogue One trailer

[@55bueller]

I'm going to invest in corpse storage.

[@ernesttokes527]

#schwiftysquwad

[@franamellado]

Ernest Tokes Hey Ernest!

[@ernesttokes527]

Howdy... no live stream... 😯

[@kerrinoir]

#schwiftysquwad represent!

[@catathielemann3239]

Hi Ernest dear, hi Kerry, hi Fran. Fran, you should join the group

[@franamellado]

Cata Thielemann yeees!! I forgot to do that! I'll look it up right away.

[@smashedavo6949]

Ahhh I feel better now - new trailer (meaning new Shift ep as well) and winding down with a Schwifty ep and a cup of tea! #schwiftysquwad

[@smashedavo6949]

Also Jon is an actual man-child in this chapter istg

[@sffrnndzn]

Is time linear tho, Alt? IS IT?

[@CRob172]

Sofia Fernandez Bruh Sofia u just blew my mind #whhhhaatttt #shwiftysquwad

[@eac2020]

As much as I love dilly dallying, loved the episode!

[@gd_xl]

This man’s absolutely off it this episode

[@SpiderDisco]

would you ever consider releasing these as audio only podcasts? the youtube app doesnt do a very good job of remembering where I was in an episode.

[@william.mariner4230]

SpiderDisco he has released them on an App called Bandcamp, but it doesn't seem to track your progress. which is a bloody pain.

[@Arkios64]

That fake hand really stands out in the image, damn. I would've thought they'd just used CGI fire instead.

[@theraven268]

5:30 there are two big rational reasons to find dead bodies uncomfortable. Firstly it confronts us with the reality if our mortality, the oft proposed reason we also find nails, loose hair and flaked skin "gross". The second reason is that a recently dead body has much higher likelyhood of carrying some disease than a living person, or it could speak to some more immidiate danger, a predator, trap or hostile humans nearby.

[@shieraseastar9300]

LOL Here early and it's not livestreamed! No dilly dallying! Short and sweet, thanks Alt!

[@shieraseastar9300]

I think I could listen to an hour of Tarly put-downs, that was funny! :D

[@stephenpastis5325]

Love u Alt Shift!

[@55bueller]

The amount of hilarious terms that I'm stealing from you and giving myself credit for. Dude you have a gift!

[@gurleensanghera7915]

I hope you are working on trailer 2 of game of thrones season 7 as well as westworld plz plz plz plz *10000000000000000

[@QueenDaenerysTargaryen]

Be with me, build the new world with me, this is our reason. It has been from the beginning since you were a little boy with a bastard’s name, and I was a little girl who couldn’t count to twenty. We do it together. We break the wheel together.

[@Minnow37]

'gelatinous tube of lard'

[@josiethompson2420]

discord or slack is probably a good platform for a group

[@hearDJK]

Heroes are all cunts. - Alt Shift X 2017 this is the sort of content that made me subscribe in the first place. keep it up schwifty!

[@meganelizabeth3900]

Can someone post a link to the facebook page? When I search the only thing that comes up is an unsavory group - most unlike this one.

[@catathielemann3239]

facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/

[@meganelizabeth3900]

Thank you!

[@catathielemann3239]

Megan Elizabeth you're welcome, come join us

[@meganelizabeth3900]

Joined! :)

[@נירשאולקר]

8:45 yea? and what was a primal number b4 he was a primal number?

[@dams6829]

6:19 lol, please say it, finish it.

[@daemontargaryen5636]

I'm bingeing on spotify looking for a link to the discord

[@scarlettovington8942]

does anyone have a link to the facebook group? i cant seem to find it

[@adamnormandin8576]

What I never understood is, if the wights were already turned, why did they wait until they were taken to castle black to resurrect? It's implicated they already turned. Could a wight play dead to "infiltrate" the nights watch?

[@halbarad7932]

Maybe the white walkers can partially control that. In the books it’s hinted that they indeed have intelligence of sort so it would make sense I guess

[@Hauptschulstyler1986]

They installed a countdown

[@sigbjrnburaas6538]

Show logic is that some Targarians are immune to fire, not all

[@col10me]

there are only 10 more mondays, wednesdays, or fridays between now and season 7. there are 20 more chapters left. perhaps do 2 chapters in the same video from now on in order to finish the book in time for the premiere?

[@maximillianemerriweather4259]

Mangastorian is a channel that does summaries of manga kinda like you do for asoiaf but more direct you should check them out

[@UraStr]

how about the new trailer dude?

[@warriormermaid6268]

#schwiftysquwad love the idea treble and bass animated series

[@tbunating1451]

No stream :(

[@user-vb4fs6wb4s]

'member when alt was drunk??

[@55bueller]

HomoSapiens Those were some good days and the people that didn't like it complained and ruined everything!!

[@CRob172]

#shwiftysquwad represent! Also don't be suprised if I don't comment a lot on the Facebook group , don't like to comment on Facebook

[@warriormermaid6268]

i comment on facebook, but only to family or political stuff, i leave my fandom to youtube :) #schwiftysquwad

[@55bueller]

Caleb Robinson All good Caleb it's just enough having you in the group. We are glad your there!

[@1234ommot]

could someone link me to the facebook group/give me the name of it?

[@55bueller]

A Tree SchwiftySquwad search under groups

[@justincoutts8748]

AAAAAGH!!!! Break down the new trailer!!

[@BudravenOG]

Megaman and Vass

[@Arensi]

I can set up a subreddit for you if you'd like

[@Austrocylindropuntia]

Jon Snow has legs!?!

[@joeybonzo347]

making a trailer 2 vid ye?

[@Flo-rj8tz]

they are ex-humans, they have ceased to be scientitian, i like that. new favourite insult: you are excess matter in that case i guess this series will destroy me jon is locked the cupboard under the stairs 180° rotations are definitely not in the symmetry group of heads i prefer half hour episodes actually i don't have facebook and would greatly apreciate any other form of cummonication, maybe a subreddit?

[@alltimenight]

bas like baz basil

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

Get spooky

[@tbunating1451]

you sound tired buddy

[@TintedVisionMovies]

Obligatory 2021 comment

[@tabeeb99]

sup

[@PVillager]

Yeah, read the books, seen the HBO fanfic. My interpretations aren't any more or less clever than yours. Thanks anyway.

[@Ssatran]

Please never say "ghost-y woste" again. Thank you.

[@thertsman8233]

#schwiftysquwad

[@jillc9727]

#schwiftysquwad

[@CRob172]

Jill C represent!