Poker Night 2 - Best of GlaDOS

[@eveningdim7167]

Glados is best interacting with people who respond back.

[@Asmodeus426]

lol i love her

[@Barnasmi]

okamimaster1 k

[@GmodSolutions]

AubrentheJack too bad chell can't

[@foundationsoversight8479]

You're SOO right

[@greatsageclok-roo9013]

@KidIronCollins If they ever do a Portal 3, they should at least *consider* having the playable character say stuff... Pity Valve are too busy raking in the money with TF2 to do anything else.

[@beachsurf]

"If I were killing you, there'd be a lot more screaming and irony." WHAT ABOUT NEROTOXIN

[@lorenzpacis3249]

I'm pretty sure GLaDOS would hack into Ash's arm & make himself punch himself to death.

[@Puppy_Puppington]

“Neuro”

[@dippy1]

@@Puppy_Puppington Your'e correcting someones spelling... 6 years later.

[@defalttheloner]

@@dippy1 7 now basically

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

@@dippy1 why not? Never too late to learn some thing new.

[@sablebranwen2539]

So you're telling me I can sit down and play poker with Ash, Claptrap and Glados, Sam and some huge guy in the seediest casino imaginable while smooth jazz plays in the background? Screw Avengers, this is the best crossover of all time.

[@DoubleOhSeven68]

That's Brock Samson from Venture Bros.

[@sablebranwen2539]

@@DoubleOhSeven68 Thank you. I never watched that.

[@BayOfWulf]

that’s exactly what i first thought seeing the game

[@DoubleOhSeven68]

@PT Dixon Wait, what?

[@busterbunny005]

@@DoubleOhSeven68 It's because Telltale went bankrupt. You can still find the game on the internet though.

[@TrevorTiger]

But.....Glados........you're supposed to get mad with those lemons.

[@КузнецовВсеволод-в1з]

TELL YOUR ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON!

[@RBTD-bn6us]

Exactly

[@GorgSpinnens]

@kevin willems WITH THE LEMONS!!!!!!!!

[@skiller5034]

Make life take the lemons back! I don't want your damn lemons!

[@olbradley]

*c o m b u s t a b l e l e m o n s*

[@5crungo]

"Your money went to a happy currency farm with its happy currency friends": Glados

[@AshleyBonilla]

+frankie palmeri "Hey, where'd my money go?" / Claptrap :/

[@pixelpirate2222]

bOb R0ss

[@GuyWolfGaming]

so this is what happened to GLaDOS after chell left aperture science

[@bof8850]

she beceam betch sauce meow bark olf deh dragon king

[@CrazyGunMan100]

Aron Brian what the actual fuck is that comment

[@internetkumquat4542]

@@CrazyGunMan100 Ironically I know the content of his comment.

[@ChatterGaming]

This is what happened. How much can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

[@zerocrashmurilo]

this is like one of the experiment rooms GLaDOS was actually interested in enough to not kill everyone the first second

[@mechatech]

Claptrap: "I might as well say it now - I've always loved you, baby." GLaDOS: "Were I outfitted with a dry-heave subroutine, I'd activate it now." lmfao She really know how to salt a wound.

[@Monunga]

+mechatech Her background's actually REALLY depressing, though.

[@AshleyBonilla]

+mechatech Claptrap: Those are butterflies in your stomach! It must be love! :D The cutest quote to GLaDOS from Claptrap. :)

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

Krieg: YES! SALT THE WOUND PSYCHO ROBO!

[@Grimreaper67778]

Goliath: where is crank? Little robot? Or....Giant robot, tell me where crank is in the inventory

[@deadmanarmy5854]

Whets a dry-heave sub-routine I don't get it

[@endertronicinc.7463]

and this is why GLaDoS is my favorite villain 😂

[@mysteryskullthebighaterofc8352]

same xD

[@liopleurodon2000]

She will never be a match for the master of masters, the deliverer of darkness, the Shogun of sorrows, AKU!

[@Cat_Snacks]

Also protagonist in portal 2

[@I_8_your_doorframe]

Dont leave poor wheatly out... ;_;

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

She's not even a villain, she's an antagonist. And later even deuteragonist I would say.

[@lupusdracoaquila5257]

Too cowardly to turn lemons into lemonade? But... what about the combustible lemons?

[@taimereblackston9891]

I read this exactly when she was saying this

[@v8wr]

You know how brave you have to be to turn combustible lemons into lemonade?

[@liopleurodon2000]

No, you see, those are lemonades. Lemons + grenades. You want the drinkable lemonade. Know the difference. I could save your life

[@MichelleW870]

Liopleurodon 2000 *MY GOD-*

[@PentaromaLMA0]

Its plan b

[@akumahimeotaku]

"I'm afraid I can't do that" HAL 9000?

[@opsoc777]

First thing I thought

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

Definitely a reference.

[@MetaFanWing]

Gaja Well, we got her humming “for he’s a jolly good fellow”.

[@claratinoxtkc7740]

3:56 If GLaDOS had been on the Titanic : **the Titanic hits the iceberg** *The captain :* Wow, I uh... really didn't see this coming.. *GLaDOS :* I did. But I didn't want to ruin the suprise. Suprise.

[@endoskel9262]

I love how I can honestly see her doing that

[@deadmanarmy5854]

OH SHI

[@crystalwinterfeld]

*Brock leave the table*

[@curtisleblanc5897]

I feel like if Glados were an AI in the 2001 movie series, she would bully the other AIs

[@spongebobfan78]

@@curtisleblanc5897 I mean, her interaction with HAL 9000 in LEGO Dimensions was just so good. Although, it was more like Glados getting frustrated with HAL.

[@goingcommando2]

Her best joke was the last one. Surprise!

[@useraccount333]

The pissed-off look Brock has is great!

[@Lars_E_Mou]

I didn't know GlaDOS was into poker.

[@olegoleg258]

Well, she's nit into that robot for sure

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

She has the pokerface down already. And she's a powerful AI, so it's probably easy for her to calculate probabilities.

[@Vanlifecrisis]

She hints that this is just another test she keeps forcing them to run forever 😅

[@kayokay1155]

I didn't want to ruin the surprise.... Surprise

[@Hambrack]

I literally laugh at that one everyone I see it. And I mean literally.

[@themaccave08]

GLaDOS' moments are so… GLaDOS. Everything she says is either hilariously condescending, a reference to herself, or anything that a Portal fan would know.

[@fauzanaziz6365]

"or you're just too cowardly to turn lemons into lemonade"

[@spinningninja2]

I need more interactions between GLaDOS and Claptrap in my life

[@DefyReality-ll2cg]

Same!

[@thewoollyviking5928]

All I'm wondering about is how GLaDOS is still able to keep her facility's nuclear reactor from overheating while dealing a poker game. I knew girls were better at multitasking but that is impressive.

[@praetorisprime2888]

Josey Kaiser maybe that's why she keeps leaving.

[@thewoollyviking5928]

Godzilla that's a good point.

[@KajoFox]

I think the reactor only overheated in the game because *wheatly* was running it, and turned off all the safety protocols. It's probably not even directly managed by her most of the time anyway.

[@scrubscrub4492]

@@KajoFox A bit late, but Wheatly was *designed* to make bad ideas.

[@Alegriacaptions]

@@KajoFox AFAIK it's just that the controlling core has to do some crucial maintenance operations once every x time. GLaDOS knows what it's about, but Wheatley doesn't, is lazy, and tried to make the announcer shut up... Which was a stupid decision.

[@diemandtheanimatronicwolf]

1:16 GLaDOS raised a good question.

[@GhostPlanetFilms]

(After Brock is eliminated) This is a joke, right? I'm not very good at jokes, but here's one. What's yellow and black and red all over? What? Brock Samson if he doesn't leave this table. Heh, good one.

[@GhostPlanetFilms]

I don't remember posting this.

[@trodeno6305]

"I'm suprised you remember anything for longer than 10 seconds. Your brain is hardly bigger than a goldfish''s" - A Would-be GLaDOS quote

[@AbsoluteRatBastard]

(In the distance) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@darklex5150]

@@AbsoluteRatBastard tf are you doing here?

[@Apotheosister]

@@GhostPlanetFilms Do you remember posting that?

[@andodide]

"I didn't see this coming" "I did. But I didn't want to ruin the surprise. Surprise" **disappointing blowout** GLaDOS is such an asshole and I love it

[@IronHawk96]

GLaDOS: You don't know what you're doing do you? Around 70% of the players agreed with her XD including me. Well for the first 30 days then I got the hang of it

[@tryhardgamr3262]

It took me like ten minutes to understand the fundamentals. Ive only got 4 hours on the game and i already have all the items

[@CrazyGunMan100]

They could've thrown in a reference of how the 'mute' player reminded her of a certain 'mute' test subject, could go somewhat along the lines of "your stubbornness will leave you walking away empty handed, but like you I've felt with stubborn mutes before, several times in fact..."

[@SlugyTinky21]

2:18 The slight giggly tone she had at the beginning is too cute

[@trevevern6788]

GlaDOS is perfect when it comes to humour. Who knew sadistic robots were a great source of comedy.

[@romiarkan450]

Now I'm trying to imagine GLaDOS fighting against the illuminati.. She seems to know what she's doing with the experiment and the pun..

[@AngelCakes1997]

No one is going to the overlord of humanity but her. The Freemasons would tremble with fear.

[@leongashwig]

glados is based

[@bitesizedhero8030]

Get Claptrap, Wheatley, Clank and Bender to fight for GLADOS in the sequel!

[@dr.nefarious2132]

Mr Hero SUPER VILLIAN TEAM UP!

[@DrawinskyMoon]

Yes please

[@SylvesterSoul]

3:32 cave johnson reference

[@a.k8185]

1:25 "alot of questions from a psychotic robot" *Stares in pre robot glados*

[@TellEmB290]

I can't put my love of GlaDOS' snark into words. I recognise her as honourarily British on account of her sarcasm alone.

[@Duskaria]

"What's black, yellow and red all over? Brock Samson if he doesn't leave this table." -GlaDOS

[@bighatchad1234]

3:19 damn this is a fat mood

[@Jackonian]

that ending was perfect. Brock's god damn face makes it

[@abandonedchannel8319]

When GLaDOS appeared Claptrap: HUBBA HUBBA!

[@prometheanrebel3838]

GLaDOS makes the best sarcastic, savage, sassy announcer ever. Especially when she woke back up in Portal 2, that sass is just beautiful.

[@SamuSeen]

GlaDOS know how to burn with highest efficiency.

[@Reysan7]

3:52 my favorite

[@royliber3824]

3:38 "Or maybe you're just too cowardly to turn the lemonds into lemonade." Oh GLaDOS... You would know the best about LEMONS wouldn't you?

[@eviI12577]

burn someone's house down with the lemons?

[@michaelgonzalez3010]

like how the robot falls in love with GLaDOS

[@gabemerritt3139]

That's claptrap springtrap

[@kajetus0688]

Glados is best at telling worst things in the most calm voice

[@SamhainRegen666]

I had no idea how much I wanted to see Ash (Evil Dead) and GLaDOS (Portal) interact but now I do and I want more!

[@juliusschannelindeeditis7754]

“And that’s why you will never GET humanity,” Sir Glados used to be a human

[@smashster1787]

She technically deleted Caroline from her systems.

[@juliusschannelindeeditis7754]

Smashster 1 But she was still a human once

[@Vanlifecrisis]

@@smashster1787 That was a lie though, she retained her. Hence the songs after that.

[@smashster1787]

VanLifeCrisis. Never realized that. Thanks.

[@KalaschniKlown]

0:03 just... Wow!

[@daniellclary]

I always love hearing Glados and always want more of her.

[@SkitariusNoKD]

3:12 I'm gonna use this one next time I stumble with a flat-earther

[@Rev-RN]

The lighting seizure thing, "say cheese" I died.

[@Alex-ib6mh]

I love claptraps "hubba hubba!" When he sees Glados

[@Artist-my5dw]

0:34 I don’t know why but is funny seeing Sam smile all of a sudden 😂

[@WhiteBladeZero]

That last one is my favorite one, especially with Brock's face at the end if it. XD

[@andrewolson3224]

I want my google home to have the voice of Glados

[@matthollands7771]

Oh God me too!!!

[@countersphere2924]

Samee

[@chancerbox1935]

People: GLaDOS was the meanest during Portal 2! Me, an intellectual:

[@CaptainTransit]

0:49 Go home GLaDOS, you’re not HAL

[@enk335]

I've loved GLaDOS since I was little. I'm pretty sure I picked up her sense of humor. Still my favorite.

[@InessaMaximova]

GLaDOS: _Good evening._ Everyone: **scared to death** Claptrap: HUBBA HUBBA

[@scrp6638]

I’d imagine the only reason GLaDOS isn’t actually playing is because she’s so ridiculously intelligent that she’d win within 5 turns. Or when she kills everyone else at the table.

[@littlezorkie9311]

“Avengers has the most ambitious crossover-“

[@kloeyistired]

See ya’ll 6 years later when this is recommended again

[@glados2201]

That dog just looks funny

[@AshleyBonilla]

+GLaDOS Tee hee. :)

[@Jemv1]

You mean Sam! You say 80% of people is going to lose. Me, is 20% of us is going to win!

[@Alegriacaptions]

+GLaDOS what were you doing there though? Science won't solve itself without you, you know?

[@sleepyhollowo]

“If I had a dry heave subroutine I’d activate it now” me too GLaDOS

[@brunomartin4928]

"...Or maybe you are to cowardly to turn lemons into lemonade" OMG GLADOS

[@saamjaza1742]

You gotta love when it's just the player and Brock and he's clearly going insane from what Glados is saying.

[@stryc9fuego]

Oh, absolutely. Brock's look at the little party horn sound and confetti is just brilliant.

[@RashtaEinthisB]

0:47 is that a Hal 9000 reference at least GlaDOS is cultured

[@rudolfsteihelm3128]

"It's appears you have lost all your chips. Oh well, it's only money. Your money"

[@diegogonzalez8506]

I love the way Brock looks up at GlaDOS after she yells "suprise!" It's like he's going "you bitch..." right at her lol

[@yourneighbour5738]

Glados: Ma'am your son is dead, he was hit by a drunk driver. Just thought I would let you know that.

[@mas8705]

I recall seeing one where Claptrap and GLaDOS got to share a nice conversation when she tried to stun all the players. Best of luck if you are able to find that one.

[@meowass1455]

0:18 when someone wants to cheer you up and then they fuck up on purpose

[@swordsmancs]

“If you’re folding because you’re too embarrassed to admit you’ve forgotten the rules, just nod your head.” Sam: _nods head_

[@magicmanscott40k]

Now I want to play this. I love these characters growing up

[@peridot675]

Even if GLaDOS is Psychotic beyond Human Measures. I still Love GLaDOS.

[@Alegriacaptions]

Peridot loving GLaDOS? My new headcanon.

[@BlueCollaredK9]

I love glados's sarcasm

[@lfd2fancentral347]

XD the lemons reference

[@TheAdvertisement]

2:48 So that’s where Fidough went!

[@RYFT0R]

GLaDOS is only reason id play this game

[@Jaxvidstar]

My favorite gladdos quote at 3:47

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

The confetti was a nice touch on that last one.

[@DinMamma2200]

People: Avengers: Endgame is the most ambitious crossover Me, an intellectual:

[@RacingSnails64]

I love her so much.

[@kirapon]

I did, but i didn't want to ruin the surprise *confettis falling* surprise *low sounding horn*

[@palemourningrose2463]

I love her so much

[@brilliantarrow4125]

The way Brocks face sours when she starts the confetti

[@NeonPegasus1979]

"If I were actually killing you, there would be a lot more screaming. And irony."

[@mitchelljulius5875]

"... and I like my jokes!" Lmao

[@nziom]

Peak passive-aggressiveness I love it

[@Anastas1786]

"Now that you've played a few hands without _bleeding_ all over the cards, it's time to move the blinds up to 600 and 1200."

[@No_Named_Nobody]

Holy Hera i have to get this game!

[@rufocs686]

The surprise line got me really good

[@laylover7621]

Most people are bound by the conventions of probability and common sense. _But you're special_ Everything about GLaDOS is amazing.

[@duckplayerfilthybaboon8]

3:39 Insult to injury!

[@blazeofglory4053]

Make lemonade? That isn't happening! Quick, let's make a stupidly overused combustible lemons joke!

[@TheZiiFamily]

“Its only money, your money, 25 thousand of it” XD what did i just find

[@ShadeMeadows]

This game NEEDS a third one~

[@harvestercommander3250]

I love GLaDOS. This is why.

[@drsladic101]

3:49 and neurotoxin...

[@TellEmB290]

“Don’t feel bad. If I had your brain, I’d fold too” “Most people are bound by the conventions of probability and common sense, but you’re special.”

[@krupskoi]

9 years ago but i still love this game

[@Madmaxgaming130]

"I did, but I didn't want to ruin the surprise. Surprise."

[@starscream2.032]

*A sad sounding party horn sounds as confetti falls from a hidden compartment and Brock gives GlaDOS a hateful glare and silently gets up from the table.*

[@probanana4749]

Thanks recommended, very cool.

[@darkie1832]

So u want to make lemonade now glados? Your the one who wanted to burn people with the lemons

[@jafetmejia8119]

GLaDOS that's cave Johnston

[@Jemv1]

So she-Bot, What's is happen to Cave Johnson in Portal 2?

[@scrungobeepis5443]

GLaDOS, you should know this: you're

[@spacekid9680]

2:59 XD BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAASDFGHJKHGFSAA