DON'T PEE! DON'T DO IT!

[@heyitsjustaz]

The main character's voice actor sounds like he's doing an impression of Arin doing an impression of a main character

[@purplezlla]

💯 6:46

[@gamerboy7962]

Arin: "GET BIGGER HANDS!" Hajime Hinata: "I don't understand... Why am I here?"

[@zeroarts7623]

I kept hearing macho man randy savage 😂

[@TheMCzorro]

It sounds more like an impression of Arin doing an impression of Solid Snake

[@TheMCzorro]

@@zeroarts7623 I fucking love the idea of that XD

[@disasterwarning9997]

I love how the exposition of the tv news reporting about zombie attacks had absolutely nothing to do with the plot about some guy with stunning bladder control, interdimensional porcelain & an owl that can astral project

[@Penquinn14]

i love this game because the more you play it the more you realize all of those things are just really interesting eye-grabbing distractions from your objective. You hear on the news that the 4th zombie outbreak has happened and you want to stand around and listen so your time runs out

[@afanontheceiling]

Even better is you hear someone named will on the news, possibly implicating that it's the same will who set up the fake toilet in the bathroom. This lore is so deep.

[@thias5398]

Of course it's plot relevant! It's the reason he couldn't just go outside to pee, obviously

[@disasterwarning9997]

@@thias5398 I actually didn't think about that 😂 I just find it weird that the main protagonist didn't mention it. Also this game was already throwing a lot at you right off the bat, so I think I just got caught up in the chaos

[@animeloveer97]

im surprised its not an option to pee in the sink lol. in desperate times it calls ofr desperate measures LMAO@@disasterwarning9997

[@bryarpowell3091]

"OH NO YOU PEE PEE" in sync was the best thing ever

[@agiar2000]

6:11

[@robertcaselli6212]

It's as good as , THE BANANAS HAS GONE BAD

[@jomarthegreat1]

NOOOO ARIN I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEE PEE had me rolling

[@beepobeepo]

​@@robertcaselli6212 and I HAS BRO

[@fegirlkatsuya618]

@@robertcaselli6212 Don't forget the time they both shouted, "THEY'RE NOT STUPID!!" in that one episode of House Party XD

[@SteveTheRabbit]

30:31 "Auughhh!!! (distressed pee pee noises)" Thank god for captions or I wouldn't have known what those distressed noises were.

[@wespapes2054]

Now if it were "Don't Fart", Arin would lose hardcore.

[@mitsukithederpydemon8211]

There was an old game that was called "dont shit ur pants"

[@mattnewcombe243]

Same goes with "don't kiss other people's dads".

[@wespapes2054]

@@mattnewcombe243 "Don't Murder with Forklifts"

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

​@@mattnewcombe243"Don't Kiss Your Dad"

[@gamerboy7962]

​@@lizzieandmocha1131Don't Take The Shot

[@AlexRising_]

“Don’t mix your lights and darks and hammers” fucking got me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@spencerdokes6056]

I'm convinced Arin secretly did the voice acting for the pee pee guy

[@Geospasmic]

It's a distinct possibility

[@Penquinn14]

nah just his uncle

[@tiffany02020]

I desperately desperately wish I hadn’t read this comment right away hahaha cuz now I just can’t unhear it. 😂

[@aazhie]

It sounds like Arin trying to sound like Moist Cr1tikal XD

[@AngelJuliet]

Definitely him 😂 (unconfirmed )

[@TheSpektrum1989]

this game is so much that "when you're sleeping and dreaming but you also have to pee" vibe, it's amazing.

[@TheHadMatters]

This is what my life feels like. Want to go to the toilet really badly, but first I have to fix EVERY OTHER RESPONSIBILITY that has accumulated in my life. While simultaneously the urge to go pee is making focusing on everything else more difficult.

[@maxcasteel2141]

dude that's so true I had one of those dreams last night and it seriously felt exactly like this lmao

[@iron_Will]

I was SO certain the game was going to end with the guy peeing into the toilet and then waking up in his bed after pissing himself and the whole thing was just a dream

[@ShikenAegis]

@@iron_Will i was waiting for this twist and im honestly kinda sad that wasn't the actual ending

[@junebunny0712]

@@ShikenAegis Ikr?

[@heyitsjustaz]

Honestly the fear of peeing yourself is so much more relatable than the fear of being murdered by ghosts and serial killers, I'm actually tense watching this

[@Vrikrar]

The thought of desperately holding in a pee, and having something like an owl fly through a window, and subsequently having to deal with cleaning up my pee AND the portal owl is legit scarier then most horror game scenarios.

[@chubbibunni6409]

this game is like if i were to have a stress-induced fever dream about my IRL bladder condition that somehow makes me feel extremely seen, yet simultaneously made sport of 😂

[@Meepers_the_Great]

Legit same

[@Bluemilk92]

@@chubbibunni6409 Yo'. I guess we can call you the protagonist!

[@ZaradkielArkAnghel]

​@@Bluemilk92why the heart emote lmao

[@lolotheobserver2696]

"OH NO YOU PEE PEE" has the same energy as "THE BANANAS HAS GONE BAD?!"

[@skull_is_dull]

Do you hasbro? I hasbro.

[@ram89572]

I would've said same energy as "Today is footbal'

[@ultimatehawkeyefangirl]

And also big “The carbuncle ate itself” energy

[@__aa__]

I CARED FOR THOSE BANANAS. I RAISED THEM WITH MY OWN TWO FEET

[@rugxulo]

WHO WAS PHONE???

[@rwaitwhat]

the absurdity of that owl gave me such joy

[@angelodusoleil]

I completely lost my shit when the owl started speaking.

[@captainvimes6079]

Dammit spoiler owl!

[@hayleelarocque3150]

Fr and the fact that he immediately pissed on him 😩

[@YaBigGaymo]

The stunned silence at the owl absolutely killed me

[@Zeracan]

"I bet I could make a toilet here" Proceeds to squat on the table and shit.

[@spacesquid95force25]

Like a true alpha male

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Fr, all this dude had to do was piss in the sink, but alas, he could not.

[@ClownHoundII]

Who to say that wasn't what he meant by making a toilet?

[@gamerboy7962]

Sigma Male Rule: You Sh*t Where You Sit

[@CaptainFalcoyd]

>John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk

[@deimosphoibus]

This is exactly what looking for a bathroom in a dream is like.

[@ianjones9961]

BARNACLES!

[@Justakatto]

Nah in an actual dream finding the bathroom is the easiest shit ever. Now, waking up to find out that you've pissed yourself now that's the hard part.

[@AliasEliahus]

The main character sounds like arin doing his best duke nukem impression. This is the rep we needed all along

[@gamerboy7962]

Could've went for the Nekomaru impersonation. A tad bit funnier

[@draconisglade946]

Yeah, I didn't realize the Duke Nukem vibes till right at the end with the cliffhanger one liner.

[@justin99000]

I'm getting some "Don't shit your pants" flashbacks

[@gamerboy7962]

"...I think I sharted myself." - Arin Hanson (Game Grumps)

[@haganebr]

The fact they've never played that masterpiece is a crime!

[@LittleClay]

Exactly my thought too, they definitely need to play it again some point

[@JoeAero1998]

​@haganebr oddly enough it was played in the old Grump room ...by Markiplier!

[@BonesAlexander]

@@JoeAero1998 Let's making them know!

[@Sicanda]

I was so sure the game was going to end with him waking up, realizing he just wet the bed. Because this game was definitely one of THOSE dreams, with all the weird hurdles to get to a toilet, rooms that don't even belong in your house and random surreal stuff happening on the side. :D

[@ShikenAegis]

getting up in the middle of the night to go pee, making it all the way there and just about to do the deed, only to realize suddenly that you are still asleep in bed is basically the most terrifying way to wake up possible

[@Sicanda]

@@ShikenAegis Still better than waking up a moment later though.😅

[@JsYTA]

Arin pissing himself at the sight of an interdimensional porcelain portal is why I love these two.

[@nitidiuscula]

Can't believe Dan didn't react at all to the excellent dad joke at 14:15 . So pissed indeed.......

[@VardrunCRidleyKnight]

Didn’t even acknowledge “gee whiz” either

[@kryptofreak4059]

13:49 that was honestly the most appropriate “what?!?” Danny has ever said on this show 😂

[@gatchaman975]

Was this game made specifically for the Game Grumps? Because this play through is an instant classic.

[@phantom-pr6op]

Im not convinced Arin didn't voice the main character 😂

[@blues87]

Actively NOT pissing and shitting myself

[@dbagette]

All setup for a #2 sequel

[@gamerboy7962]

"Sh*thing my pants would shame me as a man!" - Coach Nekomaru (Danganronpa 2)

[@TheMCzorro]

*pizzing and shidding *and farding

[@casualarson9248]

Arin: "If I don't fucking beat this game I'm gonna be so pissed." Y- yeah... that's... that's the game...

[@Silent_Lucidity]

I'm old enough to have to play this game daily.

[@HeckinBigBoi]

Yeah I don't think this game is rated M so you should be able to play it. 👍

[@Aquanex2]

I think OP meant that they are old, and therefore have weaker bladder. So they have to play this "game" of try not to piss your pants.

[@HeckinBigBoi]

​@@Aquanex2 You know what. You may be right.

[@Meepers_the_Great]

I’m starting to get up there and it’s not exciting. 😂😂😂

[@Meepers_the_Great]

@@HeckinBigBoieven if you didn’t get the joke the first time, I like to think you did and just made it even better with your addition 😂😂😂

[@MiladyFuyu]

"How's it going DOOOD? Staying away from the alcohol?" "Oh, yeah, was just about to get some orange jui--" *BLADDER STING SOUND EFFECT* *Looks down at crotch* "GAH! NOT NOW!" *Frank's into it*

[@TheNarwhalGasper]

Did anyone else get tricked by the discord notification at 2:41 and 6:25 ?😂

[@rawlie2]

I'm on do not disturb, but I got a message around the same time and thought my settings were messed up until the second one

[@reizig]

Yes. Confused me both times.

[@abigailtaylor5575]

Liking this comment to raise awareness, I spent several minutes looking through my servers.

[@gemini_emerald1068]

Yes

[@FruitsAreTheBestFood]

Yea I was like "Oh jeez! Oh no!!"

[@memoriam.victoriam]

Finally, a scary game about the truest horror UTIs

[@skylercason1673]

(extreme pee pee resistance noises) I want to personally thank whoever caption this game

[@cats1970]

"Owls can steam" reminded my of that People can try poem from DDLC

[@quinintheclouds]

Me too lmao

[@chrismanuel9768]

Daddy Dom Literature Club

[@MoonlitLycan]

Now they just need to play the survival horror game "Don't Shit Your Pants" (yes it's real) to really strike off the "developers barely disguised fetish" game list.

[@josh-oo]

They already did.

[@ClownHoundII]

​@@josh-oowhen? I looked it up and don't find anything. I found their play through Looking for pants

[@zemanken]

No this isn't a fetish this is my fucking night life and it's hilarious as a game

[@slothfulfrostgod5281]

​@@josh-oo wish I could find it though

[@josh-oo]

@@slothfulfrostgod5281 I don't remember the title they put on it, but it was a few months ago. Maybe that'll help you find it in the backlog.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

14:15 that accidental (I think) pun was great, and I thought Dan would acknowledge it haha😂

[@rofther]

There were several unacknowledged puns 17:26

[@kira_the_meek]

I was pissing when I got the notification for this

[@ZaradkielArkAnghel]

Immersive experience

[@aleksandr6691]

The name of this game reminds me of the time that I found an interestingly named book in my university's library. I went to the library to study, but all the seats were full, so I went to a random aisle next to a wall with an outlet and just sat down. I looked up at the bookshelf at one point and saw a bright yellow book whose spine ominously said "Don't pee..." Turns out, it was the book "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining" by Judge Judy, but I guess it got abbreviated for the library's copy. And turned yellow.

[@FireFarmer123]

I like to think whoever made this game made it about the player slowly turning into a zombie and then the night before they uploaded the game they sleepwalked over to their computer and made it entirely about not peeing your pants.

[@BecomeAFanOf]

"Uh I shouldn't have drank that fifth beer" could threaten to be 2024's "HOW'S IT GOING DUDE?"

[@fakebobbyhill296]

Somewhere late into recording the lines for this actor there was the first lines about him needing to pee. You can hear the actor realizing the game is about peeing. He’s like, “Oh jesus I just let out a little pee, it’s all over! Wait he pees a little? That’s the 3rd line about peeing in a row! Is that what this game is abou(!?)…..”

[@loganreads90]

Sounds like the devs did a little trolling.

[@N3TSLVM]

Now rise for the national anthem. "My momma said that I can't-a pee-pee And if I did my daddy would beat me I never pee-pee'd day in my life I never pee-pee'd day in my life life life life life life life life life life"

[@bassoonatic]

I just went to the school and I pee peed On this girl's head and I went to detention

[@SaintSentry]

I opened up the fridge and I fukt a whole bottle of aromatic bitters

[@Karcinos64]

I just went to school and I pee-peed On a girl's hair and I went to detention So I never learned a day in my life In my life-life-life-life ​@@SaintSentry

[@EmperorSeth]

Honestly, I would have just gone over the side in the alternate dimension. And I can just imagine Insane Ian watching this video, sighing, and having to pull the spreadsheet to put this game into the list.

[@TheHadMatters]

This is what my life feels like. Want to go to the toilet really badly, but first I have to fix EVERY OTHER RESPONSIBILITY that has accumulated in my life. While simultaneously the urge to go pee is making focusing on everything else more difficult.

[@ZaradkielArkAnghel]

So real

[@justin99000]

Ya know this has a surprisingly interesting plot for something named "*Dont Pee*"

[@deyedrah]

Reminds me of that game Toilet Chronicles that they played a few years back

[@nobu6273]

I'd be a master at this game. Because of my dad, I've never pee pee'd day in my life.

[@Richard_richsmuth]

erm- should I be concerned or?

[@janJasenwa]

6:12 gives me "the bananas has gone bad" energy

[@TheCosmicSkeleton]

I just wanted to say I noticed you guys started numbering episodes and that probably why I am watching more again so thanks

[@anonymouscamel64]

I failed and peed 20 seconds into the game smh

[@bat6353]

I'm peeing from multiple places just watching this

[@meangreen320]

“I need to find a job”…. Gorgeous house that is so big that it’s hard to find the bathroom with an elaborate château layout , a mineral mine/catacomb, and a netherrealm portal in a beautiful study

[@jblen]

This makes me want to make "don't poo" (and no "don't shit your pants" doesn't count because that's a text based flash game) where you're in a metropolitan city after late night tacos and all the shops with public restrooms are closed so you have to wander around to find the one open one which could change each playthrough

[@phantomspaceman]

I've seen enough internet to know that usually doesn't stop people.

[@nicolasroy8481]

Nice pfp

[@maiabones]

watching this while you need to pee is a deeply immersive experience

[@mileshill7196]

I’ve never seen a video game so perfectly capture the anguish of having to piss while driving.

[@itsnegi]

I was really expecting this game as silly as it was to End with you peeing then waking up in bed realizing you peed the bed.

[@ReleasedHollow]

I was expecting them to make the toilet and then when the character goes to pee he says: yeah I don't have to go anymore.

[@jojomations2596]

2 dollars for a duke nukem pee simulator? Hell yes!

[@hades_town]

the eyelid hiccup thing has worked for years for me since i heard game grumps talking about it

[@ASerpentPerplexed]

"Dude, if I don't beat this game, I'm gonna be PISSED", LITERALLY OMG

[@sleepylev]

YEAH , EXACTLY !!! LOLOLOLLLLL (　-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄◞ω◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ ) like, when arin said that i was blown away that neither of them seemed to notice how perfect the word choice was 💔💔💔💔💔💔 LOL…

[@sleepylev]

ps: here’s tha time stamp for anybody who wants it :3 🫶🏻 14:14 • HEHE !!

[@ASerpentPerplexed]

@@sleepylev I agree, I was expecting Dan or Arin to laugh or comment on it after he said it, but nothing. I think they were too invested in the game's story and rich lore to notice.

[@FiZ]

That may just be the most gratifying game completion I've ever seen on this channel.

[@checocartoons342]

“What do we say to the God Pee, Arin?” “NOT TODAY!”

[@phasomyr]

20:20 the single best part about this is that, that is indeed, literally why they pay him the dollars. We're all here to witness this Shakespearean wordplay, and Arin gets paid for it.

[@buffbarneystan3280]

Obsessed with the idea of a character being witness to all these increasingly confusing and concerning sights and just not giving a single fuck cause their too focused on finding the goddamn bathroom.

[@Silent_Lucidity]

Dan has the most adorable newborn puppy hiccups I've ever heard.

[@kiracappello5103]

why is dan’s “hammer in a washing maschine” voice the most believable thing i’ve ever heard

[@wrenwolf3753]

I cannot wait to see the animated for this episode lmfao

[@nitroglycerific9295]

Losing the game has never felt so satisfying.

[@evanwebber9981]

30:50 "Owls can steam." Natsuki?!

[@Lostfloortile]

I’m gonna piss to this just because I can

[@rubiitoxic]

A 34:14 piss

[@spacesquid95force25]

Watching this on the toilet is truly an experience

[@OwlieDoesNothing]

6:12 this has the exact same energy as "The bananas has gone bad!" 😂

[@tmczx]

I was so invested, GOTY 10/10 would open a toilet dimension to pee again 😂

[@perciusmandate]

Thanks for leaving the Discord notification boop in and making me feel like I was going insane. XD

[@KairuHakubi]

the long-awaited prequel to Don't Shit Your Pants. God bless indie game devs.

[@makeda6530]

Considering I clicked into it while also having to pee, timing is everything.

[@EpicAwesomeYo]

Lore update to Danny. he adorably hiccups when thrills leave him on the edge of his seat

[@DoodleThis]

I love how the developers added a zombie apocalypse into this game which doesn’t really add anything to the game but at the same time makes it more ridiculous

[@cassdun619]

Okay but the character art on the thumbnail of this video was great 😂

[@Kenzamaka]

Dan asking if the game can be save-stated in so many games is very funny.

[@Juice10x]

The fact neither of them noticed the lyrics of the credits song makes me sad.

[@tomburrows4007]

Solid Snake: Nooooo! Don't pee-pee! Not now!

[@Dracokitten2]

I'm watching this while getting ready for a performance of Urinetown (the musical) and I'm killing myself laughing. What an appropriate video to get ready to 😂

[@g01dHaCkEr]

As a performer or an audience member?

[@Dracokitten2]

@@g01dHaCkEr performer!

[@mikeythearchangel]

To anyone who isn’t noticing - over ten years later, we are genuinely peaking when it comes to quality and content here Not even kidding - These episode this past week or two?? Total winners - Please keep doing Exactly what you’re doing

[@Pinktrest]

12:36 this had me in a chokehold

[@niko09384]

I was out shopping and just about to tell my partner I had to go to the bathroom real bad as my phone buzzed. I checked it and the split second of ominous confusion I had because “DON’T PEE! DON’T DO IT!” showed up in my notifications- amazing timing.

[@littlelk]

Any time Dan says "we don't know anything about this game" we're in for a treat

[@marshmi4672]

I think savestate's existence blew Dan's mind so hard because it's like adding his favorite thing to do in Sahara games to every game from his childhood. So, when he asks about it, it makes me weirdly happy.

[@thehatter9364]

The best part of this is I had to pee the whole time watching, and refused to go until Arin won

[@loganreads90]

You held it for 30 minutes, bravo?

[@kricku]

_Immersion_

[@StarkosiTV]

"Quickly, you are on the preciPISS--" Player Character: "Oh....GAAWWWDD, HHHhrngg!!"

[@TheAbbyNormal]

The voice is such a weird mix of Mark and Arin's gruff protag voices and i love it

[@Rowrowfightthepower]

123 i gotta go pee is a reference to the first starbomb album in case people are unaware haha

[@thebaitandswitch4623]

This game is hilarious. I love it. The way they try to be so serious over something so dumb. Epic

[@sampdesigns]

Guy sounds like a mix between Solid Snake and Duke Nukem

[@justinwood4411]

I literally had to pee super bad after watching this, I got so invested in whether or not you guys would make it to the end that I forgot I had to go!!!!

[@LizLevan]

Same

[@Shinobishyguy]

finally, the long awaited sequel to Don't shit your pants

[@fennec8896]

Wow I was watching Critical play this and then speedrun it like a day or two ago and was constantly thinking this would be hilarious to see the Grumps play. Haven’t watched yet but I’m excited and expecting a good time.

[@DismemberedGhoul]

I have watched this video 836 times it is that inspirational

[@anonymouscamel64]

Same it wasn’t posted 30 seconds ago

[@PrExists]

In 3 minutes?

[@DismemberedGhoul]

@@PrExists I am the flash

[@Sonicfan1661]

Damn you traveled 19 days into the future just to watch a video, truly a level of dedication to aspire to.

[@greenpandadraws8817]

I was literally texting my friend Will when the game said, "Dammit Will!" lmaoo

[@CuSolais]

i feel like this is a multiverse extension of skibbidy toilet

[@Mario583a]

Dan and Arin finally played another jumpscare game.

[@paintwater709]

Okay I get why people piss in the sink sometimes now

[@D3ADM0N5T3RC4T]

Sounds like Batman doing an impression of Arin doing an impression of Sonic saying “OH NO”

[@sheriffbirb2781]

The discord notificatons are killing me🤣

[@TibsisTops]

Sounds like that vine with the surfer saying "you just drop in wahpah smack the lip wah aughhhh"

[@legionaireb]

Dan: We're playing a game called 'Don't Pee.' My mind: 🎶Don't. Whiz. On. The Electric Fence. 🎶

[@thejester2934]

Nothing in this entire world will stop the pure, unbridled power that I will harness when I piss. This game cannot stop me

[@bekss3]

Oh boy Expecting the best for this one Edit: 3 minutes in and its better than I could of ever imagine