Outlaw Golf 9 Holes of X-mas: Dedicated to Science - PART 3 - Game Grumps

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[@BelodyEpic]

Goes 100% "What the fuck man!? I fuckin' undershot the shit out of that!"

[@TheMrTangamandapio]

+Belody Epic "we shouldn't mulligan" *mulligans*

[@Kevb0ardGames]

+Leo C. can we talk about how stupid the word mulligan sounds? cuz it sounds stupid xD like for real tho... u know? MULLIGAN... braawwghh.. :( disgusting word >_

[@Shefetoful]

+Belody Epic I honestly question both Arin and Danny's intelligence as being better than a 5th graders

[@ShadowDragoon004]

+Joel Mahon There's a difference between "acquired knowledge" and "level of intelligence". Stupid freakin' game show doesn't make that distinction, though, leading to the misinformation of millions of people every week. Yknow, assuming it's still on. I have no idea.

[@PhantomZtryker]

+Kevb0ardGames I wish you an unmerry christmas.

[@HarryBook]

1:24 This isn't game grumps vs Dan, THIS IS JINGLE GRUMPS

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

Doesn't matter still won

[@RiseOfTheKumquat67]

IN THIS CORNER ELF (Wrap stuff) AND IN THE OTHER NOT SO ELLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFF IT'S JINGLE GRUMPS VERSEEEESSSSSSSSS (WHEW! YEAH!)

[@IvaNiftyChannel]

+Harry Book fucking knew he'd blow the gig eventually. Next not so grump, please!

[@Axelstation]

+Troy Wullbrandt i'd be down with that :P

[@MoonlitLycan]

+Harry Book Dan's competitive side is just itching to release in this game

[@biggles9700]

16? That's pretty late to start your period, Arin's a lucky woman!

[@biggles9700]

WereSquatch That's hot.

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

+Biggles Nature is smart, nature has it's shit together. "But nature, how do we get the egg out if it doesn't get fertilized?" "I dunno, lotsa blood"

[@tetsujin_144]

+Biggles - He basically recreated the opening scene of Carrie.

[@biggles9700]

***** "Oh... Well I guess you've at least got a decent plan for if the egg is fertilised?" "You get contractions for around two days then spend hours forcing screaming, live young from your minge." "Oh- Oh God-" "-Which is incredibly painful and may result in death due to the bone placement as a result of your species being bi-pedal." "...What the fuck, nature?!"

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

Biggles "Um... Nature, i'm not trying to tell you how to design a creature but... won't she need that blood, you know for circulation and stuff?" "she won't be running around a lot at that time, she won't miss it" "also won't she be miserable and difficult to deal with if you do that?" "more incentive to get those eggs fertilized" "yeah, but then it's the birth thing, you know that doesn't quite work" "then she'll be eager to get it out real quick like" "Wait... are you giving her post-partum depression now too?" "Yeahehehehee..." "um... do you have a problem you wanna talk about or..."

[@EmissaryofWind]

Arin confirmed for having Big Meaty Claws

[@whuanito2614]

they're just muscular, from...activities...lol

[@xF3arl]

+Jasmine Up They are, in this case, just for attracting mates.

[@MrGoomakoo]

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN'T JUST FOR ATTRACTIN MATES

[@PrinsaVossum]

+Allan Realiza II Is that what he said? I always thought it was, "attracting meats" because he invented the Krabby Patty.

[@kordarron3501]

+Allan Realiza II yes

[@CaptainSauce]

So... are they shaped like storm troopers, or just branded as such?

[@ibe_flames1645]

+CaptainSauce that is ultimate penetration

[@johnpetersen5341]

No, they make you miss your period entirely

[@frother]

"I could call it a 'womb,' which is a very comforting word, but I choose to call it 'cavity' because I'm dedicated to science." - Arin Hanson's greatest quote

[@MyBebopBlues]

If you buy these Storm Trooper tampons, for a limited time only, you will also receive a Darth Vader Vibrator a.k.a Darth Vibrator! *while supplies last. Shipping and handling not included

[@jacobmullin3428]

But then you'll miss it

[@yakumoyomi5765]

+MyBebopBlues Darth Vibratus is a master of Force Push.

[@blvck1635]

Would've actually been funny if you just said Darth Vibrator.

[@tswan137]

Darth VibrADER

[@yakumoyomi5765]

Marcus Noble I went for it...and I missed.

[@ConnerTheWaffle]

Salty Dan is the best

[@imthex8522]

+ConnerTheWaffle i know right?!!??! i'm fucking horny!

[@xF3arl]

+ConnerTheWaffle Lil salt. Lil peppah. Cook it up. Das some grade A Dan. Den outta den.

[@ChatMort69420]

Every "BOKAY" makes my day 120% better.

[@Brownwolf502]

I wonder how the Star Wars nerds are going to preserve those oranges for next 40 years

[@xrodr2]

Pickling

[@ArinJager1]

+Brown Wolf frozen in the carbonite, but of course!

[@Edscratch23469]

using there stormtrooper tampons

[@sailordarty9032]

+Brown Wolf Ice?

[@Sublymonal04]

Stormtroopers miss a lot of shots but stormtrooper branded tampons will never miss your period.

[@FoxTenson]

Storm trooper tampons is a novel idea, although I can't help but think it'd be more suiting to have Boba Fett ones. Keep yourself feeling fresh and reenact that fateful moment with the Sarlacc pit!

[@LabrnMystic]

"You gonna wipe away the tears with that fat hand of yours?" XD

[@MadelineEckhart]

Oh Lemon and Bill, how wonderful you were.

[@5carecrow94]

Man...I miss Lemon n Bill

[@georgiag812]

+5carecrow94 Don't we all?

[@ShadowDragoon004]

I've still never seen it.

[@Zexrimion]

Leeemmmmon leeeeeeeemon! Where are you leeeeemon?

[@Bluemilk92]

+5carecrow94 "Well yeah! There's a juicing tax, a lemon tax, a bullet tax" - Lemon "Wait, there's a bullet tax?!" - Bill "Yeah, if you're a bullet you gotta pay a million-billion dollars" - Lemon "What 'da hell?! Blaster Master! Blaster Master Please!!!" - Bill

[@Graphomite]

+Bluemilk92 "I get a millon-billion points if I hit the top of the flag pole."

[@PhoggyThoughts]

If arin nicknamed his club, "D" that would be amazing.

[@Narutokun1545]

"It doesn't even matter how high your meter is on the other side. You're always gonna go back to 'even' if you fail." - Life Tips from Arin Hanson

[@PwnageXD]

"Are you gonna wipe your tears with that fat hand?" lmfao

[@JohnPablob]

Holy shit that Sith saber tampon idea is the smartest fucking thing I've heard this day.

[@sailordarty9032]

"I'm being strangled by the man in the mirror!" *AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!*

[@BlueHairedBBQ]

Jappers Crappers: A Sexmas classic for the whole family!

[@trapgod4551]

fuck off

[@BlueHairedBBQ]

Kyrak The Poet What's wrong bud? Scared to spread some Sexmas joy?:D( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@trapgod4551]

+Nintendork Eli you sick son of a bitch

[@BlueHairedBBQ]

Kyrak The Poet Santa even prefers Sexmas to Christmas!:D( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@MoonlitLycan]

+Nintendork Eli Was the original song even Christmas related?

[@jairxcviii]

Guys I know this isn't Game Grumps related, but I just passed my drivers test! I'm just so happy right now!

[@Paramedicorn]

+Jahir Cuellar Congratulations! Drive safely! :D

[@jairxcviii]

+Paramedicorn thanks :) I will

[@jairxcviii]

+Kratos Aurion Plays thanks :)

[@aibdan-si7fk]

Congrats!

[@jairxcviii]

MuscleDad420 thanks

[@cabin_quilt]

The "fuck you thank you" at 2:46 made me laugh harder than I probably should

[@DesignDoc]

Really wish Arin would make more Lemon n Bill considering they're relatively quick and easy to make.

[@instagamrr]

Lemonade, the answer to everything.

[@cjcskittlez]

what is around the corner to where the fudge is made?!

[@XGreenXGurlX]

I just wanted to give a quick thank you to the Grumps! I got in a nasty car accident yesterday, so the laughs are greatly appreciated! Happy holidays, lovelies!

[@Romanticoutlaw]

oh jeez, may god have mercy on your insurance rates

[@XGreenXGurlX]

+RebelWinterwolf Hahaha thank you! It actually wasn't my fault, so hopefully they wont hit me too hard 😖

[@alibobble]

Volvic have released Star Wars branded bottled water in the UK. I'm not fucking kidding.

[@AdamQuigley]

>arrow says 92% >Arin goes full 100% >overshoots "WHAT THE FUCK MAN I FUCKIN UNDERSHOT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT"

[@EonFigure]

Gosh i love lemon and bill x] This is also a huge opportunity to animate lemon and bill along side the grumps.

[@Amy_Dunn]

Glame Glumps? More like Glam Grumps. Go on with yo sexy selves! **slams on some cat eye sunglasses and skates out of the room**

[@silderortega2215]

this is by far the funniest episode of outlaw golf! I died at "are you gonna wipe away your tears with that fat hand of yours" lol

[@M3D1C2121]

hit at 92% the game says and Arin hits it at a 100% "What the heck man! I totally undershot that."

[@aDeviantType]

New product idea: Storm Trooper pregnancy test for when you MISS your period!

[@Romanticoutlaw]

peeing on a storm trooper has to be somebody's fetish

[@halfwhiteNnerdy]

Jesus I lost if for a solid 20 minutes at "storm trooper tampon". Oh my god that was a good laugh. The kind of laugh that makes literally everything hurt. So worth it

[@APatel8]

0:40 my smile has never dropped so fast

[@seanhiggins5739]

I wonder if wood is a member of the D-club. Also the Lemon and Bill beginning was fantastic :]

[@DelinquentDJ]

Arin's lack of understanding is so painful😂

[@Alenthas]

I CAN'T BELIEVE how much they're compensating for 5 MPH wind, like holy shit

[@SeventhSavage]

"Bogay!" A new twist on an old classic.

[@Tyboroth]

Stormwhat. What. WHAT! No. No! Stormtroopers have it bad enough! #PeaceForStormtroopers

[@RealRainbowRapidash]

Secretly, Monopoly is my favorite Game Grumps VS ever. Therefore, hearing Danny say Risky Biznu made me very happy.

[@beafakename8523]

Game Grumps holiday episodes are the only reason I like the holidays.

[@Narutokun1545]

Lol. Those BB-8 oranges. I've seen the same thing, but with Yoda on some kind of green fruit I think. Limes?

[@happyslowpoke8982]

They're grapes. XD It's as if Disney was like "Yoda is green! You know what else is green? Grapes for the kids! And you know what ELSE is green? MONEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"

[@Narutokun1545]

Slowpoke is Happy Thank you XD I knew it was something green (even though they're called white grapes)

[@vriskaxtereziotp]

+Slowpoke is Happy everybody likes grapes

[@happyslowpoke8982]

+vriskaxtereziotp Not when you gotta pick 'em up offa da grraaaawwwnd..

[@mr.whatareyadoin889]

12:06 110 Cornets blazed away Followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuoso Which are the key to every greatest band That's all I remember from my 4th-grade choir performance from 6 years ago

[@Kuuribro]

What is even happening in this episode "I Could call it a womb, because that's a very comforting word. But I choose to call it cavity because I'm dedicated to science."

[@TheHighGuise]

the preview of the red dot on the golf ball looks like the death star

[@brandonmariomanfanxd]

1:41 was that Dan laughing at Bill? Funny laugh.

[@AaronTheBlackDragon]

The Glame Glumps will return in an instand, please sit back and enjoy the music xD

[@sleepysam]

The Grumps inspired me to make my channel. Thanks for everything, guys! :D

[@MichaelMihalis]

Arin:"Im Having My Period Every Month." So He Is Experiencing MAN-Struation

[@llaCgniKtuN]

+Miguel Rodriguez Martinez ohmygod

[@TheJennluv00]

I don't know if anyone has posted this yet, but Steve Carrell is indeed the voice of the commentator in this game. SO. Crazy.

[@1mortalkombatlover]

1:25 Now that you mention it, I'd LOVE to see a "jingle grumps vs." intro. :P

[@ShadowDragoon004]

Wow. That burn, Danny.

[@rawintuition]

Nice! Love outlaw golf!

[@Juggalozen]

God, this episode really makes me want some new Lemon & Bill.

[@desalsas2626]

I remember this game! It's the only reason why I only golf today

[@TheDeimionWolf]

I feel like a Street Fighter Golf with the beating system would be amazing

[@Saleena2014]

Dan with the music man reference! God, that was a flashback.

[@Zeecarver]

Arin using all the built-in cheat codes like "Mulligan" and "Gimme"

[@stephenbuckley1383]

you gonna wipe away those tears with that fat hand of yours? I died

[@themackzero8665]

I literally said "they're all going to laugh at you!" 2 seconds before you guys did. That made me laugh,. You guys and I are on the same page haha

[@beestripes0306]

I just realized Dan sounds like Flashdance when they sang "Maniac."

[@BioSkiren]

I wish they'd do the traditional Christmas horror rather than actual Christmas-y games ;P

[@LuminousDecibel]

That BB-8 orange argument is the other way around, Arin. I wonder if kids will eat brussels sprouts if they put Darth Vader on the package.

[@XfairyberryX]

Does anyone else think chubby arin is cute arin?

[@milesj1991]

Me

[@XfairyberryX]

milesj1991 Good so we all love his beautiful butt right?

[@milesj1991]

His chubby diaper butt

[@XfairyberryX]

Well this got weird fast...but...whatever you like...its ummm your thing...

[@ArinJager1]

+XfairyberryX I lost and he gained, my fat moved to him :D

[@0casin0]

sounds like a new Bill'n'Lemon episode to me :) it is amazing how arin just suddenly is improvising a potential animation masterpiece ^^

[@aibdan-si7fk]

Merry Christmas Eve!

[@CCzarMasta56]

I love Arin's rants about anything!

[@nealyodude11]

Fin did look like a bloody stormtrooper tampon

[@Gremlini-Elf]

I need more Lemon n' Bill in my life.

[@itsjustdominik]

10:30 that armbar tho lmao xD

[@MalformedNPC]

I want a shirt that says "Fuck you, thank you!" on it now.

[@hodges503ify]

Low key joke of the day " u gave me the wrong sandwich "lol

[@yoyofargo]

Can you believe it's been two years since we first heard about the D-Club?

[@soaponmypatio]

Welcome! What would you like to eat today? 🍸🍹🍷🍕🍔🍟🍣🍱🍤🍛🍝🍖🍘🍚🍜🍲🍢🍡🍳🍰🎂🍧🍨🍨🍦🍮🍩🍞🍊🍏🍎🍯🍯🍭🍭🍬🍫🍪🍒🍇🍉🍓🌽🌽🍵🍵☕☕🍠 Our special today is a wonderful chicken bisque. So what would you like?

[@yonitonii]

I'd like if you could shut the fuck up

[@s-ohno-phia]

+Yonis Aweel calm yo weave 0.o

[@sassynick5598]

Brush, gimme me some burgers and ice creams

[@soaponmypatio]

+Yonis Aweel Do you don't like the menu?

[@yonitonii]

Del Amo I don't like you.

[@ThomasPoulin]

GODDAMN IT DANNY! SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO EAT AND WATCH GAME GRUMPS

[@lux7675]

"Why do you watch Game Grumps?" Well, y'see, whenever I watch anything, it's usually because I have something to eat, and I feel a need to watch something while eating so that I don't get distracted and forget all about my nutritious food.... "Oh. Must suck when they bring up tampon jokes...." Yeeeeaaaahhhh....

[@ArchTalko]

Dan, for the love of god, if Arin's blessing us with Lemon n Bill YA DONT squander that shit. Lemon n Bill is life :3

[@DotGamesLive]

Salty-Sammy Danny is my favorite Danny.

[@dontstealthelemon]

I think dan has explained the hitting the ball at an angle thing in golf games at least seven times now

[@cabin_quilt]

5:19 was a bad time to take a bite of something.

[@predcon1]

So, Dan's actually calling Arin out for not knowing how to use the controls? This could be a wonderful thing.

[@julianmorein2089]

I remember I saw "Frozen" branded grapes at Target.

[@TheRyano4ever]

I could not think of a worse sport to play in the snow than golf...

[@kordarron3501]

True

[@Kevb0ardGames]

+Riddle Nanngi Beach Volleyball...

[@shadowseek27]

+Riddle Nanngi basket ball maybe...bouncing a ball on snow

[@sailordarty9032]

+Riddle Nanngi Ice hockey.

[@JoewagoRose]

I want Lemon and Bill for Christmas.

[@jackandpip7500]

"BOOM. Nailed i--GODDAMMIT!" -Arin Hanson, 2015

[@jobriq5]

Speakin of BB-8, I can't believe R2-D2 killed Darth Skywalker

[@tylermauer3131]

Steam sale just started and I have to wait a whole minute just to open the store page. Thanks Gaben.

[@mons3020]

Looks like they're becoming jaded crotchety old men, just as Dan predicted.

[@joeyschmoe2089]

Danta Claus is comin' for that fourth hole. And he's NOT bringing lube.

[@Gigan9630]

Golf was invented in 1439 by the grumpmasters of califloridania, it was a tedious and boring game at the time, but the one known as JON saw potential, he let out a mighty ECH and it was transformed. LO AND BEHOLD many a variation of "golf " was born! There was Kirby! Frolf! And even outlaw! Many rejoiced! But everyone still remembers the Man and his mighty coughs that made this all possible!

[@cumimpact]

most funny episode ever

[@charliebutler2147]

"risky biznu" Dan made a monopoly reference

[@StevenMeeks]

DAN MADE A MUSIC MAN REFERENCE! OMG!!!!!

[@nikkiboo0916]

My friends and I were discussing the abundance of Star Wars branding and Sith lightsaber tampons just the other day.

[@aibdan-si7fk]

The storm trooper tampon gave me a horrible idea: R2-D2 Fleshlight I'm gonna give myself a time out now.

[@ivopoulsen]

0:37 - 0:40 lol'd thanks Danny!

[@ArinJager1]

_not only he (Killer Miller) didn't kill anybody, he didn't even produce any flour at all!_

[@boiledcrap]

Check out something called the Russ Martin Show. It's like middle aged southern Game Grumps.

[@stanzihattermann1024]

Somebody please start a crowdfunding for the stormtrooper tampons