Super Mario Maker 2 - 20 - Walk Me Home, Please Be Safe!/Ascent To Beetle Mountain

[@Dangeresque300]

DEATH COUNTER: Deaths by Falling: 9 Deaths by Saw: 3 Deaths on Stage 1: 11 Deaths on Stage 2: 1 Total Deaths this Episode: 12 Total Deaths this Entire Playthrough so far: 635

[@13vatra]

This was an easy one.

[@kyleromo1991]

Plz find something more productive to do with your time.

[@farisnazmi2388]

The hero we need. Not the hero we deserve

[@Hypersaiyanike]

Deaths by Nathan Hanson: 1

[@AniketBhatP]

@@farisnazmi2388 The hero we neither need nor deserve, but the one that makes us go "Oh. K."

[@ItsameWario]

That “I’LL TEACH YOU THE WAYS” horrified me and I’m proud of you, Ben.

[@That_Lady_Charlie]

that line played AS I was reading your comment 😨

[@LeudieBlues]

Ben continues to grow stronger

[@williamfalls]

That will haunt my nightmares... Good job, Ben.

[@Ilicia16]

@@LeudieBlues Ben continues to evolve. What's his evolved form going to be, I wonder

[@bumflufftornado]

@cloud11e just because their normal speaking voice sounds a bit like a goat demon, I'm pretty sure it was just Dan right?

[@Ramen-4-Life]

Terms and Phrases I Thought I'd Never Hear: _Nasal Bush_ ...Thank you, Nathan Hanson. 🙏🙏🙏

[@noodlebakeellie8243]

It’s Nathaniel ok

[@shr1mpsush1]

Will Dan FINALLY kiss Arin?! Stay tuned to find out!

[@That_Lady_Charlie]

I've been waiting for YEARS, they're just so good to each other

[@jivranmanueljimenezllamas7437]

Dan: Arin... (whispering in his ear) i´ll teach you the ways ♡ Arin: Well th- *B U R P S* Well then why don´t you- (both disrup in laughter)

[@acinit]

honestly this ep was just a lil bit gayer than usual

[@789syrus789]

@Shr1mpSush1 Spoiler 🦉- *I don’t know about that but IRON MAN DIES IN ENDGAME! STRANGER THING 3, BILLY ALEXI AND HOBBER DIES!

[@pale2457]

The rumour come out. does Dan is finally Arin Kiss?

[@sebastianbuccollini5177]

I was confused when the episode ended so fast but then I remembered this is normal when arin doesn't die 50 times on hellish levels

[@victoriajohare]

Nasal Bush would be a great (and weird) indie band name

[@aronaranyossy]

I agree

[@AustinHutsonMusic]

I was thinking more along the lines of being the next NSP song

[@aaronstrager4247]

Alternatively, a republican candidate to replace Jeb Bush in 2020

[@lizzardborn2645]

with their hit song “Trim your nose hairs then we’ll talk”

[@LeudieBlues]

Nasal, George, and Jeb Bush walk into a bar

[@serena9733]

On the next Power Hour: Dan: So, what are we doing today? Arin, pulling out nose trimmers: I'm cutting my nose hairs and finaLLY GETTING MY KISS

[@infinitcheez]

The editors move to block the door. Dan knows he's in a bad position. He tries to get up, but Suzy has him pinned to the chair. Everything goes black as Arin's face moves closer....

[@emmaprice2920]

Me: Man, I wish I knew how to keep a meme alive Ben: I'LL TEACH YOU THE WAYS

[@thomaslight3457]

Arin: Kinda sounds like a time loop. Do you know what a time loop is?

[@jgamarillas93]

Am I missing something? Or is there an episode missing? I thought they were going to ask Jirard for help after EP 19.

[@connormurray5155]

I'm thinking they just gave up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@crimsonvampyre602]

anxiety incarnate they would have had no way of knowing that in advance

[@blackbot7113]

@@crimsonvampyre602 True, but they could either figure this out on their own ("You know, on second thought this doesn't seem like fun") or maybe they recorded it but decided to simply skip it because of the reactions.

[@z-beeblebrox]

It's possible that when they asked Jirard for help, his response was "uhhhh...play this level instead."

[@MegamanStarforce2010]

They decided to say "Fuck off" to the shitty level, as they should

[@TheHeatherjane]

"Dan, would you finally kiss me?"

[@rammy7651]

“trim your nose hairs and we’ll talk”

[@Marcusml333]

Ascent to Beetle Mountain is a damn fine level. I love the "almost could've been a real [insert Mario game title] level" ones.

[@D1ffusi0n]

Hearing Arin saying Dan Ryckert’s levels are genuine, and Dan saying there isnt any god awful torment..... If they only knew

[@archiemisc]

Dan's sadism is reserved only for one.

[@sagewaterdragon]

At least he's learning the joy of making real levels.

[@GreekJR2]

They've stumbled on to late-period Dan Ryckert instead of his Blue Period.

[@herpesinflammation]

7:43 glad to see Ben is still pushing that as a meme

[@samuraikudzi]

No one: Absolutely No one: Dan: *I'LL TEACH YOU THE WAYS*

[@menelik6652]

Dont do the "no one" please

[@lincolnpervertproject1776]

Garbage meme format. Garbage person. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[@samuraikudzi]

@@lincolnpervertproject1776 sorry sensei

[@rugxulo]

@@lincolnpervertproject1776 "I'LL TEACH YOU THE RAGE!" -- Meanie McPoopyPants on the Internet ( *U!* )

[@jackmcfarlane7173]

I'm so happy that "I'll teach you the ways" has actually caught on now that we know Dan was fond of it. Warms me little heart.

[@yodanator6742]

Ross should make a level and call it " Its Britney Switch"

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

Don't give the madman more ideas! (>ヮ

[@mikkosimonen]

Gotta say I like it when they play the levels that actually resemble a real Mario level way more than the gimmicky ones. It's just so chill, and pleasant.

[@danford4275]

Finally the holy trinity of gaming Dans: Avidan, Salvato and Ryckert, together in one series.

[@yodanator6742]

Episodes like these are WAAAAAY better then watching levels like Jirard's

[@Professional.Expert]

the first level in this episode is one of Jirard's levels

[@yodanator6742]

I mean like the one where they're bouncing on a bully for 20 min.

[@brooza664]

I skipped most of that one.

[@chamomilechampion3716]

That’s just untrue

[@TROPtastic]

@@chamomilechampion3716 it's definitely subjective, but I also skipped most of the bully level (for the same reason that other people did: it was very repetitive and uninteresting). It's not like Jirard can't make good levels either: the one at the start of this video is cool, as well as the one where Arin had to hit switches while jumping between spike walls

[@thomasrosebrough9062]

9:18 Five Alive DOES still exist! We have it in Canada!

[@FelixEA]

6:37 It's funny how Arin doesn't trust any Super Mario Maker 2 levels anymore, and starts repeatedly saying "uh-oh" after the smallest inconvenience

[@rocks5232]

You guys should play the level minecraft; the way home. It is truly a work of art.

[@yoloswaggins5633]

they should play minecraft, maybe on stream or something. Would love to see that

[@noahsark342]

Alpharad crossover when? :P

[@guyshu7821]

Boat

[@g-money1303]

Deku

[@justinlugo8006]

Sasuke doesn’t say racial slurs

[@Nicholas_Steel]

The nasal bush covers the entrance to the 8th dungeon in The Legend of Zelda.

[@Sebas-bs8uk]

Edit: I'm not trying to plug my levels I legitimately made this with you guys in mind. Hey, Arin I made a course based on an episode of a very difficult game Danny and you played, and I thought it would be fun to remeber all those fun, fun times. I'll leave the code riiiiiiight here! 36V-DMJ-Q6G

[@chivasyager1522]

BattleKid?

[@Sebas-bs8uk]

@@chivasyager1522 Precisely!

[@Schmigly_Beanpole]

You’ve been blessed by GiantBomb editor Dan Ryckert, rejoice

[@TheAutobot]

I was so excited when I realized they were playing one of Dan's levels

[@RunningToNotBeSeen]

probably his easiest level too lol

[@Tonbot74]

IWAE!!

[@0FFICERPROBLEM]

All around unfathomable human being Dan Ryckert

[@RiceWithSoySauce]

Hirsute is one of my GRE words and yesterday I thought to myself, when would I ever need to know that word. Well played Daniel, well played.

[@gamst777]

It’s so much fun playing a level that’s designed like an actual level! I hate the ones where you have to pick between three door, and two of them lead to a bottomless pit... or other random junk like that lol.

[@aheartforart1]

5 Alive is pretty hard to find in the U.S., but does exist- I work at a retirement home that uses Minute Maid juice dispensers and one of the drinks is 5 Alive. Apparently it's much easier to find in Canada and the U.K. where they still sell it in bottles, cans, and cartons

[@Gamemaster13000]

*man, I keep misquoting this meme by saying "I'll show you the ways". How will I ever say the meme correctly?* *I'll teach you the ways!*

[@wesnohathas1993]

Show me da wey brudda

[@eoincampbell1584]

@@wesnohathas1993 My god you're a time traveler! There's no other explanation for why you'd use such an out of date meme!

[@iyankku]

"trim your nose hairs and then we'll talk" Top 10 anime executions scientists still can't fathom

[@qualifiedidiots2165]

Dan: Arin, can I share something with you? Me: oh? Dan: I revived a text... Me: OH?!? Dan: *ends story without reciting hilarious voice to text convo* Me: oh...

[@danielcook356]

The closest to a Game Grumps/Giant Bomb collab we'll ever get.

[@squiddles1678]

Daniel Cook Giant Bomb?

[@Mgooy]

@@squiddles1678 yeah like the one the government hid inside the world trade centre

[@necromanti]

It’s where the blinking white guy meme is from.

[@luliby2309]

Arin in a nutshell: "PPPBBBBT I CAN'T STOP FARTING!"

[@caIyps0]

*_a-arin.._*_ i need you to keep it together man_

[@luliby2309]

Yes, please Arin...for the sake of Dan's nose.

[@namegone8035]

Arnold's dad called him... he wasn't proud of him and his nasal foliage

[@autumnsprite]

Ben is officially my favorite editor now They all had their charms, but oh my god

[@Spiritoftherain]

Ben really is at his best with Ace Attorney too. "Send feet pics, Vazquez!"

[@Derfalken]

I appreciate how well spoken Arin's brother is based on the text he sent Dan. Meanwhile Arin makes fart noises: 9:56

[@kebelhar2250]

I L L T E A C H Y O U T H E W A Y S

[@TheRealZura]

0:15 Thank you for admitting your nasal bush 4:43 *edge of seat disappointed 7:37 I'll show you the ways 2019-08-04

[@Super_Hex]

It really sucks, how KZbin discourages cursing. It was a huge part of both Arins and Dans identity. Now it kind of feels like they have to watch what they are actually saying, instead of just yelling whatever random comes in mind. *Still love you guys however

[@ScrambledBroham]

DAN would you FINALLY KISS HIM???

[@coleboggan8950]

Please continue playing these random levels! Watching Ross, Jirard, and Dan Salvato's levels are fun and all (and I personally think that Ross is a really good level designer), but there are SO MANY other good level designers out there that make some fantastic levels. Watching you guys rage is fun, but in my opinion watching you guys have fun and play some dang fun levels is better.

[@TwentySeven1337]

Oh hey they played one of Dan Ryckert's levels

[@JeedyJay]

In an odd stroke of fortune, they found him not long after his Mario Maker face turn.

[@hamiltonatthedisco8823]

I appreciate that they've taken people's advice of putting the name of the stages in the title of the video.

[@SuperSlick1996]

I need a "we are arin and dan." Extended version STAT.

[@AaronTheBlackDragon]

I love it when the episodes start with weird stuff like that.

[@tarametz8233]

I would watch Beany and Cecil when I was a kid, me and my family quote it all the time! It makes me happy whenever someone else knows about it. Arin you're the best :)

[@ariesthetrashcan329]

"Trim your nose hairs and we'll talk" Is a whole mood.

[@alex_from_asia]

Forget the double chin, now we have a nasal bush that needs some “Dan spunk.”

[@ivegottaluvlikewoe]

Did they quit "dont bully the bully?" I feel like I missed something lol

[@404usernotfound_]

There were a lot of complaints about it being boring, maybe they decided to move on

[@ShrodingersCatgirl]

@@404usernotfound_ they record these way in advance tho

[@AsheCraftingCorner]

How has there not been a guest grumps...With Nate? Or Brother Grumps play?

[@Reenson_]

first game grumps I've watched in a while. But truly still a pleasant duo to watch and listen to :)

[@xenobestx8423]

ORIGINAL JOKE TIME! Dad also needs to come home.

[@Tigermaster2002]

poor Arin sad about his nose hairs, it's ok bud we still love you anyway :] (but seriously get on those nose hairs man)

[@vermont6260]

Tigermaster2002 yeah appearances don’t even matter anyway! No but seriously you should laser that shit

[@weathermangohanssj4]

He's got nose hair for Radio.

[@aleksthedead]

Get on those nose hairs so Dan will give you a spider kiss

[@Tigermaster2002]

@@aleksthedead agreed :']

[@spaceperson613]

I love imagining that since arin lost his tiny nose hair scissors, he has now resorted to using giant garden sheers as a replacement

[@Manamore]

Mario Maker 2 is going to be one heck of a series

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

Arin's nose bush is comparable with Danny's chest bush....... Take that how you like

[@moisesramirez9654]

Ahhh the shell Celebrated for its fast speediness

[@koenn]

Thereisa California shell...

[@Rjhan1]

5:37 WHOLESOME

[@sauce1820]

After the first two minutes I want nothing more than a “sibling grumps” with dan’s sister and Arin’s brother

[@cwgodzilla]

“DJ! You dirty guy!” There. There’s your Beanie & Cecil reference for the day. Provided to you by old episodes of MST3K. And my increasingly old brain.

[@PunkOnARant]

"Wait... YOU CAN JUST WALK OVER IT?!" - The 2019 edition.

[@ChelseaColeslaw]

BEANY AND CECIL?! Arin, I love you. That was my fav cartoon as a kid but no one else my age ever knew what I was talking about.

[@789syrus789]

Lol I love how Nate, Arin’s brother, makes the time to text Dan about Arin’s nose hair. THAT’S A BRO! I felt that brother frustration.

[@SpriteDuel]

5:36 Lyrics: My name, it is Dan. My name is Dan. And here's my friend Arin. (Dan: It's me!) I am Arin, and he's Dan. We are Arin and Dan!~

[@anthonybalista7421]

They still sold Five Alive at my local Kmart until about 4-5 years ago. My dad used to drink that stuff every day, I vividly remember the taste.

[@codydoxey2497]

Has the grumps ever made a reference to arin and his brother being a part of the band hanson. If not this is a crime against humanity!!!

[@dothedo3667]

What?! Of course Five Alive still exists!

[@TwistyKitty]

Dan mentioned Busy Scissors and I remembered that's the first GG video I ever watched.

[@RealityRogue]

I like when they play fun levels. When Arin dies over and over it gets me stressed out.

[@Kewlzidane]

"My name is Larry and I like cheese" was a funny thing to say. My late father's name is Larry and he worked in a cheese factory. I would like to thank you Arin, for helping me remember my father.

[@crackheadcorner6641]

Arin almost puking from annoyance is me

[@jackxbartel8070]

7:44 Isn't that from the power hour where they try on Halloween costumes and Dan had this old goat head on and after Arin said that Dan look like some Kung Fu master, Dan looks at the camera and said it?

[@shoopydoopy6062]

Plucking a nose hair is legit the most painful thing a person can go through. More painful than stubbing all 10 toes covered in papercuts and dipped in lemon juice

[@Shloob1]

I loved the "ill teach you the ways" at 7:43

[@PizzaguyJeff]

I like how he actually the Shell's little house out of ice blocks.

[@cabin_quilt]

I love that 4:41 came out of absolutely nowhere

[@keenankantor-pelto665]

Level ID: P59-698-55G This is not a level I have made personally but it is one that I think you would really enjoy this play through

[@HippoJPLauncher]

ayy! they played dan ryckertslevel!

[@inved4452]

I sometimes return to this video to relive the time my name and mario maker avatar were in a game grumps episode for like two minutes total

[@Hari-takte]

I thought the title said "please be gentle"

[@ei8htbernal]

This is totally unrelated, but I would really love to hear Dan and Arin break out into Come Sail Away by Styx some time in the future.

[@RadicalCapitol]

Are we just gonna ignore Dan not knowing what "WHAT ARE THOSE" is?

[@namegone8035]

4:44 the proposal has been made

[@-Rua-]

Giantbomb and Game Grumps together at last? Hell yeah! (Hey duders!)

[@tenchiuwu]

Dan and Arin could really come up with an epic Mario Maker song if they tried.

[@Zeldalink15]

Grumps: What are those? Ross: I’ll teach you the ways

[@jamaxieful]

It's sneaky pete Arin!!!! Not slippery pete🤣🤣🤣

[@Bec_h]

That “I’ll teach you the ways” sent me into a laughing coughing fit cause I’m sick thanks Ben 🤣

[@aikoluna3480]

You’d think Arin would know you could run over the one space wide holes without jumping by now

[@mazzikin]

It's crazy how Arin makes the game harder for himself and ends up winning anyway.

[@mim3189]

I feel that Arin was able to cheese it in the first round, but I guess he thought it was, NotCho Cheese.

[@theuncannydag]

Someone needs to animate the Nasal Bush story

[@Bunbiichuffn]

Somebody buy Arin the scissors so we can let him get a kiss ok

[@gerstilyegmeyer7350]

I love just taking the title as directions. Walk me home, please be safe, and then ascend beetle mountain

[@samdalfthegray4495]

Ben is the best editor you've ever had. You better be nice to him!!!!

[@cooscoe]

*Arin lopps off his own nose with the big scissors* "I cut all my nose hair! Am I acceptable to you now?!" Dan: "I guess we can talk now"

[@SaruCharmed]

Lol I actually looked up the name of the fox from Pinocchio. It said "J. Worthington Foulfellow (also known as Honest John)", so Dan was actually almost right! However, DIShonest John IS a villain in Beany and Cecil. And apparently Slippery Pete is a character from Seinfeld?

[@Darkrising1993]

My parents used to get Five Alive a lot when I was younger so at least in Canada it was a thing from the 90's through to at least the mid 00's

[@BlackWolfessUSCM]

Five ALive does still exist but it's not widely found in the US. If you want to find it the UK/Canada has a massive distribution of it.

[@schinjammer1959]

The Game Grumps and Giant Bomb Collab ive been waiting for!?