HITMAN 2 - Epic and Funny Moments | Whittleton Creek (USA)

[@andrewch4066]

2:58 *Janus dies* Guard: "One civilian down, over" Yeah, right, just a regular civilian is down, nothing too special here. It's not like it was literally your job to guard that particular "civilian". Unless... he's just covering it up as a death of just "some civilian" while he'll be able to flee the crime scene, fearing the consequences of failing to protect Janus... That, or it's just an issue in his programmed behaviour

[@diego1marcus918]

2:50 that poison was so strong, he died by staring at it

[@thcreedon]

Lol I was saying the same thing

[@jewsjaws5247]

I think it’s a bug and he’s supposed to eat it.

[@Unriped-apple_scent]

Lul

[@szymsonthatmemeguy3181]

Mmmm, this must be del... **dies**

[@hoakhanhle4099]

Kirby McKirby a

[@morbius109]

0:41 - “As old Trotsky said, *BOOM* !” LOL

[@BuriedFlame]

Looney Tunes-like.

[@GamingBeFly]

The old tsar bomba.

[@marvelgod1807]

2:50 he barely touched it I guess he had a heart attack before he even ate the muffin

[@glitterclitter_.]

Lmaoo

[@RVDDP2501]

0:02 - Excuse me, let me put my gun away calmly before dying XD

[@frozenwolfenix4789]

That stupid in hitman

[@craig3831]

I’m going to hear “ finally an end to Janus” in my dreams

[@bobbery2]

Kermit The frog and “Nolan Cassidy is downed”

[@e3126]

I hear death feels like an easy way out for a man like janus

[@knicks2010]

@@e3126 obo look

[@ItsSonoItaliano]

finally… an end to my demons…

[@marang5771]

5:15 Dangers of Communism

[@bobhendicks4452]

Danger no danger only food

[@DrXIII]

0:28 --- "I may have one foot in the grave, but without my smokes, I might as well be Dead."

[@DrXIII]

@Lewis Stirrup I know; I just want to mark that funny little line that made me laugh, due to the IRONY.

[@Deadsea_1993]

@Lewis Stirrup. No need to be Buzz Killington. Let's all enjoy the video as there's enough negativity in the world

[@tranmikey7355]

1:02 *You know, Napoleon once said: "There is no such thing as Accident.". It is fake, misnamed!* *Said the old guy who has just witnessed two of his closet bodyguards' dead bodies cause by an electricity accident* *IRONY 100/100*

[@akvelo9862]

Fate*

[@theblackbaron4119]

IGN would rate that 70/100 because it was including too much water and didn't make them feel like Spiderman.

[@tbbt1215]

Hmm closet body guards hopefully they guard the shoes well

[@GamingBeFly]

He knew they failed at their jobs... and addressed it as it was

[@Marvel32667]

@@akvelo9862 nobody asked grammar police

[@sandvichspencer6956]

8:40 Who trained these guards, storm troopers?

[@shane99ca]

_Clones_ of storm troopers.

[@dr.bright6272]

Probably

[@phillipconner1213]

Forrest gump trains them

[@trindalas]

Honestly I think the frog in the vent is my favorite method followed by luring other people in. Just because the havoc it spreads is hilarious. First time I did it I had something like 15 people die from investigating the corpses in the doorway. I actually had to poison the air a second time because it wore off before people stopped investigating. 🤣 I love how open this game is for just doing whatever the hell you want.

[@ALgamer47]

2:55 eats muffin then dies 2:56 " what was that?" This game has some good moments

[@AlexTheOilersFan]

I love how they all holster their weapons before dying.

[@vypernight]

5:20 Wanna see a magic trick?

[@micahthecomfortablehuman1324]

It's magigone!!!!

[@phatassphilip1892]

Was that a reference to The Dark Knight???

[@lock3788]

Big brain time

[@frozenwolfenix4789]

5:18

[@dr.bright6272]

3:00 he didn't even eat the muffin he just had a heart attack

[@edwardspence8946]

7:41 There's no way that works! 😂😂

[@lambo2655]

It does and it’s an actual feat challenge lol.

[@ramal5708]

0:02 I love it when he holsters his gun before he dies/collapse

[@CharizardMaster69]

4:55 You didn’t let him tell you about how he met 47!

[@TheGamerCreeper399]

* openly and obviously pours a bottle of suspicious liquid into a food item that is already done * "This food is to die for" Seems legit

[@bloatersnake9787]

Green bird they think its ketchup or something

[@vaporwave2339]

@@bloatersnake9787 Yes, the small vial is ketchup XD

[@eduardoalvarez7546]

Napoleon once said it is no accident, it is fate..... and agent 47 says “weird flex but ok”

[@PerishSong94]

I love Hitman, but this game sometimes makes no sense at all ... You give poisoned food to the victim or mess with the victim's stuff (like the oxygen), then they die in front of you and everybody else, AND NOBODY'S QUESTIONING ANYTHING? WTF? FOR REAL?!? Like the miami map, I was playing yesterday ... I was the doctor, the victim died 10 seconds after the injection in front of other people, AND NOBODY BLAMED ME?!? LEL

[@player70477]

The developers made the npc stupider so the game would be easy

[@phantorange3801]

Altaria is because you are a good assasin.

[@Qardo]

Well, if you want reality. Just look outside and try to be a Hitman. This is a video game. It. Is. Supposed. To. Be. Entertainment.

[@theblackbaron4119]

All the NPC have been nurtured with a led based paint. Read it up it's all canon. Deepest lore

[@Qardo]

@@theblackbaron4119 Still, should just accept the fact that this is for entertainment. Not for realism.

[@fuzzy5987]

Finally an end to Janus 🤣🤣👍

[@phillipconner3258]

fuzzy5987 From tekwar

[@DisDatK9]

Finally, a way to your anus.

[@leelambert1559]

*At last, the actions of the first constant catch up to him.*

[@Hiro_Trevelyan]

I love how the poison in the air pumps instantly spreads through the entire house and everyone is down in 2 seconds.

[@DenKHK]

Just stumbled on Gamer4Sight's Hitman videos and have been binge-watching them. Hilarious, both the gameplay and the scenes! And of course, 47's trademark deadpan humour. @3:55 Mausoleum... hint, hint! 🤣

[@kebabrullen2622]

2:20 You gotta look at them as they fall otherwise it's no fun....

[@kpenguin]

The rake knockout is hilarious

[@BuriedFlame]

*THWACK* "Donut-eating dorks...ah! ha!" Made me think of "WHAP* "Waffles! Tasty waffles, with lots of syrup!"

[@FPSTR]

7:41 LOL

[@lkvideos7181]

"As Trotsky said: ...." *DIES* Accurate

[@Ruosteinenknight]

To add the irony, Trotsky died by victim of assassination.

[@DrXIII]

r/unexpectedhistory

[@gamingdemon12]

2:50 he didn't even eat the damn thing

[@av799]

1:45 “Nolan Cassidy is down!” Yeah, him and everyone else in the house.

[@aaronwalls2750]

Didn't even bite the muffin lol

[@77Danny]

2:15 "Let me see your............." passes out dead XD

[@weptattorney1478]

if someone told me the foods to die for I wouldn't eat it

[@silentknight2495]

Those explosions are loud ASF!

[@patheticbread6861]

Well what did you expect there explosions.

[@xXThatGuy275Xx]

5:18 the bonk sound was too rich I cracking up

[@nrkk1405]

the pillow one is the saddest death for him

[@Mr.Curb.Opinion]

0:00 Caustic be like: take a deep breath *sniff*

[@lester7053]

lol

[@emid2494]

I like the puns before death lmao

[@ICEGOD2]

47 hunting targeting folks in the suburbs. Yeah, another day the life for our favorite assassin.

[@patheticbread6861]

Well Janus is a fomer leader of providence which is essentially the Illuminati.

[@tmbottegal]

Such crazy "tadedowns"!

[@thENDweDIE]

Legend has it, that Jamis is still awaiting his attention...

[@michellejacobs7384]

4:06 YEP YOUV SEEN ENOUGH!

[@kyantoklippa934]

Whether its poison or lethal pills, agent 47 sprinkles it like salt. That's when you know he's THE hitman.

[@ICEGOD2]

Hitman always coming with the special murder spice blend.

[@danielcisneros1164]

Agent 47 watches too much Final Destination movies

[@toptricksandtips.1460]

What do you meet

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

You're thirsty and your first choice is coffee?? No wonder you're almost fully a prune...

[@rhodesianwojak2095]

It's tea iirc, that's a Samovar

[@PeppermintFren]

once a boy who just wanted to have a friend so he prayed every night until the new kid came. They became the best of friends until the new kid got cancer. he fought a losing battle and sadly died

[@CosmicZ2222]

"finally, an end to janus"...

[@iztasticbachman9578]

Welcome to the final mystery, Janus.

[@scsgod5247]

The eye one hurts

[@hollowjack8711]

10min video of one old guy choking himself in a various ways

[@Vigilance108]

Viktor Novikov Is Down, Great Work 47

[@matt4048]

Janus: Constant, spy master, a notorious yet accomplished individual. Me: haha j-ANUS lol

[@VOXivero]

I wish 47 could scare the old man to death. 🤣

[@user-we3qc3mx6b]

you can actually do that in hitman 2016 hokkaido 😳

[@bestteamup716]

Hitman has ultra instinct

[@mcrazza]

Finally, an end to Janus.

[@joseisait6904]

7:41 die Bart die

[@jakethedog9977]

8:10 poor mr stark who will fight against thanos now?

[@4KNATION]

Badass gameplay

[@Amerias_]

Good job, now its time to get the file on Arthur Edwards

[@michellejacobs7384]

6:32 Trying to walk up the stairs on monday...

[@SuperAgentman007]

2:51 he barely touched it😂

[@fazeaf2707]

Hitman always hints hes gonna kill his enemy

[@fabioabrahao9738]

O hitman passou da hora de ser tipo GTA. Mundo aberto com interação com carros ,motos e etc...

[@fwelibro-yt1277]

Bruh them airmaxes he has 😂😂 5:03

[@bongo1392]

At least they put their guns away before dying of poison

[@marekhoy1418]

1:03 nice

[@AsrielDreemurr56]

Wait, how did he suffocate in the pillow? Isn’t he breathing through those tubes?

[@theblackbaron4119]

Why aren't NPC's reacting to a pistol going off in close proximity. Because a supressor doesn't make a gun silent or turn it into a quiet *pew* because it's a game.

[@stormsamba6070]

@@theblackbaron4119 and since its a game we are allowed ask questions about the fake world without douche bags being clowns right ?

[@leviathangaming2346]

Is it just me or does the old guy when quoting napoleon sound like Darth sideous 😳🤔

[@rmurphy440m]

"Finally, an end to ending James"

[@Jhertzog83]

51 Sideshow Bobs disliked the Rake knockout.

[@vatarants]

One of the best game i ever played. I hope there will be new map and content in the future

[@evilnekowantznobs]

Finally. An end to Janus.

[@Mr.Curb.Opinion]

2:52 Muffin: Omiwa mo shinda du Old guys name i forgot about: NANI!!!

[@chickenpanda4062]

His name is Janus

[@johndaugherty7465]

9:06 - Just one problem, a samovar is only used to boil the water for tea. /OCD

[@XenianBaron]

Cassidy looks like Chloe price's step dad.

[@symphonyofaria]

*me smoking while watching this...slowly extinguishes it*

[@Arxiuz2]

.... is someone awaiting my attention

[@mccrorygarrett7967]

That poor old man.

[@mrgreenfr6216]

He litteraly torture 47 and his friend that much so they can become assassin and lose there memories... and he was part of the KGB... anyway he just put him of his misery he propably is more than 90 years old...

[@mccrorygarrett7967]

@@mrgreenfr6216 Well, knowing that, He deserved to die!

[@mrgreenfr6216]

@@mccrorygarrett7967 yep...

[@gordonschnick12]

Dirty Commie scam.

[@SageofSorrow]

I honestly felt bad for him too lol. I know he’s and asshole and deserved to die for what he did to 47....but he was funny as an old man in this level and I liked him lol.

[@dragonfire5000]

What I would give to see the voice actors acting out being electrocuted.

[@jayanta131190]

They intentionally keep these npc interactions funny af

[@pizzacat8174]

7:09 DONT TOUCH MAH GARDEN! XD

[@RedoX1389]

8:53 That's nasty!

[@robertcharlebois4998]

Hey man good job keep it up

[@leelambert1559]

Oh yes, I love tadedowns.

[@riccardodepieri4582]

Why does poison act after a millisecond

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

Either the poison was THAT lethal or the developers wanted to save the player time of sitting around and waiting for the poison to act. That's my guess.

[@apputaiparambil]

It's potassium cyanide. It's the most lethal substance ever. You die within a few seconds in real life

[@AndriiShevchenko-m6u]

@@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 +

[@mozambiquehere5903]

Could be Cyanide cause it could a person in seconds in RL

[@SageofSorrow]

Long answer: because it’s going by video game time. It’s the same as when 47 grabs someone from behind and chokes them for 2.5 seconds and they pass out. Having 47 honestly have to hold them for as long as it would take to knock someone out would break the stealth gameplay and make it near impossible to non lethally take out NPC’s without being spotted and make for some REALLY frustrating moments. Same with poison. Would you honestly wanna sit around and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait .....................................................⏳🕰 and wait for the poison to act? Again, would break the pacing of the game. Short answer: it’s a video game

[@kingjsm6581]

good video

[@ItsSonoItaliano]

0:41 and 1:02 are talking about historical people. Napoleon and Leon Trotsky

[@JellyFinch]

2:51 "Not blueberry!!!"

[@miguelito3265]

Lol nice

[@usuarioanonimo5191]

4:13 it was that moment that he knew he fucked up

[@lovacc_1967]

"noone will notice if noone is alive"

[@dwigs]

The NPC Just stay in place hunched over when a character dies right in front of them?! No dramatic music, no bad guys trying to shoot 47?!

[@patheticbread6861]

They’re examining the body to see if it’s still alive. also what you said makes no sense if a person dies and you just start shooting the nearest civilian. Just because someone is close to a murder doesn’t mean it’s automatically them.

[@ak-79]

This game reminds me of SIMS for some reason.

[@patheticbread6861]

I think this level is just sims reminiscent

[@HaoQin1995]

0:44 I can't get Silent Assassin by this method, unless rat poison on the oxygen gas and drown Janus to get Silent Assassin.

[@patheticbread6861]

You’ve probably got a silent assassin by this point considering this comment is a year old but the reason might be because it knocked out the other guy with a non Accidental knockout (Not really sure why explosion knockouts don’t count as accidental knockouts but whatever) Anyway so all the guards rushed upstairs because it was an explosion and then they found a dead body of Janus and a non-accidental knocked out corpse which as a result costed you your silent assassin.

[@b.a.g9917]

Why is 47 making puns when u kill a them like have u see some puns he made in other missions I think 47 becoming human or something

[@Ruosteinenknight]

Somewhat. It's somewhat of a spoiler why, though.

[@AgentWolnyTyl3k]

0:26 He sounds so much like Albert Wesker.

[@irmaosgam3rbr374]

Lol even the same quote

[@slicer5846]

4:51 Excuse me sir, it seems you have a pulse, let me fix that

[@centraltexaslifesafety]

When I did this level, I was curious to see what would happen if I made a gas leak on the stove and also caused a leak to the oxygen tank. I shot the stove and both the stove and the oxygen tank upstairs ended up blowing up and eliminated the target.

[@rooracleaf561]

How long have you been on this site how did you get the name just gamer damn