GamerPoop Compilation #1

[@thebatcha1385]

im commander shepard and this is my favourite channel on youtube

[@nigelis2345]

I'm Garrus Vakkrium and this is my rectum.

[@shadysam602]

Nigel Lobo OH SH!T

[@Kooky159]

Take a look, it was tight.

[@Kooky159]

Aquarium 7512 Are you ready to be a woman?

[@derpsterdmad2755]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

[@drewnames651]

"Intriguing, but highly disturbing", mans1ay3r since the start of his channel

[@teele5097]

Mans1ay3er since first Gamer Poop :D

[@cr4zyw3ld3r]

imagine being in the room next to him when he is editing and the speakers are at full chat

[@zexal8505]

*THE PIMP HAND IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE*

[@TheRealAaronbrine]

Pokeypug just watched that when I see this comment.

[@memesenpai506]

I fucking keked at the entire scene

[@mako4268]

*Skyrim level up sound* *ha ha ha ha*

[@scorchclasstitan6727]

Aaron Brine *oh and we don’t take back talk in this b!tch*

[@CerberusLives]

"You and Jeff came so hard on their faces as they died." Absolutely classic line from Doctor Chocolates, there.

[@D4sBun]

Also she took cerberus’s best fish and their chips

[@Aflay1]

I'm a simple man. A see old videos I watch.

[@arbitner]

When the Emperor was killed, fapped! Twice!

[@Ozzymandias493]

Yaaaaaaaaay

[@OrphanCrow]

fuck homie, dats sexy!

[@LeonAugienstein]

I couldn't agree more.

[@THAC0MANIC]

you only watch? Man I thought GamerPoop was the internet Newest Hit Porn ...

[@ChubbsRN]

"are you ready to be a...woman?" rofl, I love Garus

[@dolfyhilter577]

Mayer Yedid NOOOOO...

[@readable1019]

I’m a f@#$a& pretty princess

[@Kooky159]

It was just a dream...

[@Olivia-iv7xj]

Gamer Poop is having technical difficulties

[@Mockingjay1764]

Shepard!

[@FastFoodVicar]

EVERYONE IS SMOKING... crack. BUT ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THEYRE OVERWHELMED! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

[@darrenrogers4720]

MAHHHH

[@numb3r10brandstudio]

XD

[@lightish3754]

HWEEEH

[@seantracy8259]

EUGHHH

[@BLCJ123]

5:27 this actually made me look up what Dragon Age is and buy it so ha jokes on you. It's even funnier when you realize the blond guy who shouts "For Dragon Age" is voiced by the same guy who literally plays the main character in Dragon Age: Inquisition.

[@yilongmusk9665]

Bahahaha

[@FrankieAmadeian.]

Dude. Whoever Sven/Faendal's VA is, I've never had enough of his voice, and after all these years just now I'm finding out that he's the VA for the protagonist in another game?

[@mans1ay3r]

GamerPoop: Fallout 4 #2 should be out next week btw

[@resetzed1660]

mans1ay3r yes i love your vids keep it up please

[@manyfrogsinatrenchcoat]

mans1ay3r same tho

[@Ha-saif]

mans1ay3r my body's ready

[@920ths]

Slay me already man. I'm yours

[@920ths]

Kill yo Lol He's putting all his content onto his channel.

[@__________________________Fred]

EVERYONE IS SMOKING... Crack.

[@Renan3256]

Tepper RUN WHILE YOU CAN! HWAAAAAHHH!!

[@alisonflf]

Tepper crack

[@imperialwotanist6051]

Renan Barbosa AAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH GODS THE CRAKC IS TOO UNBARABEL!!!!

[@minoos2482]

0:36 the Redguard swag was so strong that the flute entered the portal to Oblivion and disappeared

[@NerevariXStefPower]

One of the rare comments that actually made me laugh :D

[@CloroxBleach-bp6lu]

Liara: NO! Shepard: What's wrong? Liara: I feel a shit coming Shepard: How bad? Liara: BAD -- fails mission-- Shepard: Dammnit why didnt you go before the mission? I lol at this everytime

[@thecommentingstug]

Me too. It’s hilarious

[@Gmk4667]

Saaaame

[@Batleena]

Honestly tho it's pretty relateable!😂 (at least if you babysit etc)

[@10191927]

"I'm a fuckin' pretty princess" "Magic" My two favorite lines, they never get old.

[@Mysteriio007]

Haha oh Dr. Chocolates. *SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH*

[@strangethingsareafoot4203]

*O SHIT*

[@ceejayszee]

This Compilation is intriguing...

[@dirtyeggo]

Caio José Smaha Zubek but highly disturbing

[@Solidsnakeraz]

And getting unwanted fellatio. Shit. Why i am saying that?

[@matteussilvestre8583]

BlindNateAltair *MAGIC!*

[@Solidsnakeraz]

fck magic. Damn it Mans1ayer. You're actually creating gay version of me inside of my brain. Get out of my head now !!! :(

[@michaelorourke36]

Caio José Smaha Zubek But highly disturbing..

[@Dingoes8MeBabies]

8:16 Subliminal GamerPoop message

[@caglarcakar6935]

Unfortunately it was just the same finishing scene at 11:43

[@Dingoes8MeBabies]

don't spoil the mystery!

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

Dingoes8MeBabies That's no mystery.

[@NoName-mq5qy]

I still love the fact that the voice actor for Shepherd loves the Mass Effect ones.

[@Skullhawk13]

Report to the ship asap, We’ll bang ok?

[@Sioolol]

Ha ha, MAGIC! Sweet girl, though.

[@Brontosuchus]

Where is this from?

[@bog7227]

Wadokujin watch the vid lazy bastard

[@MiddleEasternCafe]

Gamer Poop: A Skyrim Christmas

[@Mitchcraft.]

Hello fellas... AH IT BURNS!!!

[@accuracyadherent556]

"Making hard decisiones and owning females, that's what being a leader is about." You're God damn right.

[@MyW0]

Dammit, back to Binge watching Gamer Poop :|

[@spiderbite358]

Same here haha

[@hallpassshowmeyourhallpass9768]

THE ROYAL BATH *and moar*

[@Jonjon13Jonjon13]

and *what* ??

[@BigBForBoss]

hmm?

[@hallpassshowmeyourhallpass9768]

*huh*?

[@ethanolmuffins]

Dane H Relaxxx

[@Jonjon13Jonjon13]

GUARDS! I'm getting an unwanted fellatio!

[@henryjohnston6452]

'Is my breasts nice' Immediate answer 'nay' OHHHHHHH

[@henryjohnston6452]

Also do any women watch this

[@alexandrahawke8594]

Henry Johnston nay

[@henryjohnston6452]

Alexandra Hawke Haha

[@RatRodyo]

any idea what game thats from?

[@alexandrahawke8594]

RatRodyo the witcher, the third one? I haven't played them but it's from that series

[@BrosWithHeads]

"I'm getting an unwanted fellatio" that line still gets me every time

[@THEREALKEMMZ]

PlazmaCow I swear me too

[@NemesisX94]

God I remember the first time I saw that, couldn't stop laughing for a minute.

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

Not me cos *I* don't get *it* lol

[@NetJetMichael-A.H.1449]

7:48 I wish that magic is in the vanilla Skyrim (:

[@NetJetMichael-A.H.1449]

Also "MAGIC!"

[@bobtheduck]

"Magic!" Screw being dragonborn. I wanna be Santa.

[@paradoxpizza]

That buffering animation is old but somehow I fall for that.

[@CBoy92]

"Hey, get away from my husband!" Holy shit, I forgot that one! Ha!

[@glennimation]

''Is my breasts nice?'' ''Nay'' Savage.

[@darthredneck3815]

It's 2019 and here I am rewatching old videos. Time well spent.

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

This is better than sex!

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

It hurts so right!

[@MrREAPERsz]

Are you ready to SLEEP together?

[@tehjefey]

Ballin Balgruuf Hello Milord

[@Andreazor]

The part where Shepard tries to flirt with that guy and he talks about his mom still cracks me up. That "Oh. Okay." Is just so good

[@v3nusf1ytrapp]

His name is Kaidan lol

[@blacklight2488]

"Are you ready to be a... Woman?" -Garrus Vakarian

[@komar9052]

Every single one is awesome, but mass effect for me is by far the best xD

[@TheSuperGarvey]

Animated bible story app

[@samhughes5530]

same

[@NRAO21]

10:45 Shepard and Dr. Chocolates - kind of the best clip ever. Mans1ay3r, youre a genius

[@urmaslentso1188]

OMG the mass effect ones are just 🔥 🔥

[@MrRyans35]

The Christmas one will never NOT be fucking hilarious. MAGIC

[@PaleGhost69]

Rip PaleGhost69 Died of laughter from the epic compilation!

[@kriegskorpsman6136]

PaleGhost69 a ghost died. HOW IN THE FUCK

[@PaleGhost69]

+Random internet guy That's just proves how awesome ManS1ay3r is. ;)

[@bozokdraaf5996]

MAGIC!

[@PepperoniMilkshake]

"Intriguing! But highly disturbing..." -Me, every time I watch mans1ay3r.

[@litmus7325]

9:24 all these years and i NEVER noticed clems face was upside down😂

[@Scorecatron]

"Fuck all that singing and shit."

[@ryanamberger]

The everyone is smoking crack is my favorite thing that exists ever.

[@saucyship8451]

THE PIMP HAND IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE!!!!!

[@tomasquinones2050]

9:28 first time i noticed clementines face was upside down.

[@mans1ay3r]

easter eggsssss

[@Shero1337]

Me too xD

[@Dusty--]

Tomas Quiñones 9:28? it's 9:24 at most

[@TracerX]

holy faking shit XD

[@Kooky159]

Shero Jesus Sheero. Get that stick out of your ass.

[@agama5538]

'Took their best fish, their best chips.' I want fish and chips now.

[@IdealMaster55]

EVERYONE IS SMOKING ... ... crack. Gets me every time :D :D :D

[@chihiausagi2023]

7:20 bit. the "Magic!" bit absolutely destroyed me. made me laugh wayy to much. was chilling in a discord call too.

[@arnold23121990]

EVERYONE IS SMOKING ..... *zoom in* crack. Best part ever.

[@Novahoo]

“Please don’t leave me” *throws something* ｇａａａａａｈ

[@SSIKBuLLeT]

"SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH"

[@Skyggar]

That MAGIC is killing me every time

[@RannoP95]

This compilation got me going OH! OH YES!

[@archiekingg]

Oh my!

[@RustCohle072]

I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my rectum! "OH SHIT" 😂 One of the funniest bits

[@PuddingWhispers]

anyone know the song at 7:00 ??

[@SofaKingWeTodEd666]

*I LOVE MOIST TOWELETTES!*

[@darrenrogers4720]

GLORIOUSSSSS

[@ra_alf9467]

(SHIELD YOUR EYES)

[@jrace4179]

Intriguing yet disturbing.

[@NathanSifuGaming]

10:36, I think my favorite part is how totally unnatural, and hyper edited it is to string those words together, that’s what I love so much about it 🤣

[@iamzero2238]

I love how moist your compilations are it feels so good up against my skin.

[@Efeproductyons97]

3:29 got me, and got you too. Dont lie

[@FirstLast-ob1hr]

Javi Efe nope

[@mr.monzoni9812]

Javi Efe it didn't it was to small

[@Shero1337]

Comments like that are not f😄cking appropriate!

[@A_Dragovich]

"-Are you ready to be a... woman? -NO* *technical difficulties* -It's just a dream... -Shepard -NO!" Always cracks me up

[@DJregs]

The Ciri one gets me every time.

[@calus_bath_water]

DJregs nay

[@brandonlee773]

4:11 lmao "Its none of my business but your dad always took crack" "NnooOoo..."

[@lucasnovaes9763]

make a dragon age gamerpoop

[@TheAmazingRusski]

1:45 is an all time favorite for me because the delivery, Shepard's change in expression- it feels too real

[@mathiassvendsen9788]

EVERYONE IS SMOKING *shifty eyes* ...Crack.

[@Beowolf193]

Anyone here in 2021 still coming back to this beautiful channel?

[@dogebread3489]

I am man. I miss the good old days of just watching these. Playing Skyrim or Oblivion at Christmas time. Things just ain’t the same.

[@falconstudios146]

This episode of Gamerpoop has been brought to you by Imperial® Soaps and Towelettes.

[@mryankovic14569]

My absolute favorite line of all time "the royal bath... and MOAR"

[@Outcrow]

Your editing skill is so poetry, I went to pizzeria and came back with gonorrhea.

[@tarantulaguy1998]

Just discovering your YTPs for the first time. Amazing stuff. Garrus and Sheperd had my sides hurting! "I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my rectum!" "OH SHIT!" 😂😂😂😂

[@xGeegx]

Song at 1:23 is Hey Baby (Instrumental) - Deadmau5 for anyone wondering

[@eksquisite]

Dude youre a fucking lad

[@AYaXOnE]

Thank you very much!! I'm looking days for it

[@kagekun7689]

Quarantine got me binge watching all gamerpoop videos

[@Immagonko]

Same here

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

L.A.P.D MTHERFUCERRR

[@neoschizo]

Thanks ♥ I really needed a compilation of this.

[@donslipo]

This shit never gets old xD

[@huunhanle3809]

Don Slipo Damn right!

[@Shaidon7]

This is insane! This channel's being TROLLED! DAMMIT MANS1AY3R!

[@douglasbolitho2648]

Standing here Molesting me XD that legit never gets old

[@bandiii]

The Dr Chocolates conversation gets me every time

[@Doomin-c2m]

Wanna feel it? "Noe." DAMNIT!

[@ebergarcia1793]

apropiate ending.... "intriguing but highly disturbing"

[@samsschool3639]

Manslay3r!! please make moar Oblivion Gamer poop! those are the fucking greatest!! PS. love your work

[@jerphill420]

7 years later and i promise people are still watching this lmao

[@Brontosuchus]

Which Poop was the Skyrim Santa skit from (at 7:17)?

[@synhaer]

Gamer Poop: A Skyrim Christmas

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

Wadokujin Gamer Poop: A Skyrim Christmas

[@TheCrusaderBin]

Yeah, that's the one I didn't quite recognize as well.

[@spceinvdr6603]

Im so glad youre making new stuff. Excited to see what you have coming in the future!

[@Jomster777]

*AH! IT BURNS!*

[@xpan195]

“Well, that closet’s empty” 😭😭

[@loafuscrambuckle]

Never have i not realized I wanted something so much.

[@sockmonkey1994]

I love LOVE this gamerpoop compilation!!

[@Arimmus]

Some of the best, But missing my favorite. So untill Fallout 4 comes, LETS GET TO BASHING BUTTS AS WELL AS DEEZ NUTS!

[@stllbreathnbut_y1844]

Commander shepards lines are the best! There's so much range in his language and delivery. You can make him say damn near anything!

[@MisterOnJ]

0:32 anyone know if there's a name/extended music for the flute part?

[@AssasinZorro]

This is so great, especially while knowing every sketch by heart. It was very interesting to see how you'd arrange them to keep the flow and you did wonderfully!

[@nomercy8989]

Not gonna lie. The royal bath and more one gets me weirded out everytime.

[@diamondmetal3062]

nomercy8989 GUARDS! HELP! IM GETTING an unwanted fellatio. XD

[@twistedminds3528]

THE PIMP HAND IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE!

[@kyanpepperlol2.093]

“Deacon why you got bitchs in diamond city”? Deacon: WHY NOT?

[@jokerunknown2020]

“I was soooo angry but...... he was was right! I’m a fuckin Pretty 🌸 princess 👸” So funny.

[@ERoserie]

"....Fk all that singing and sht.."

[@madeofmeats]

Never realized that Nazirr’s little “owwww” was sampled from Three Dog

[@NotEvenDeathCanSaveU]

Where s my favorite one: - Lets get to training.. These double D's.. - You need to practice moar.. -- Lets get this over with.. - Lets not -- This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death ! - Huhh ?? Its just trai.......... xD

[@TheRhinehart86]

That Santa bit slayed me XD

[@roelvanderstukken6377]

EVERYONE IS SMOKING....crack

[@jagermeister2645]

9:24, HOLY SHIT CLEMS FACE KILLED ME GODAMMIT 😂😂😂😂😂