GARBAGE GAMES #2 - Train Valley and Winter Sports Gameplay

[@PerpetualCamel]

I was literally crying from laughter at James getting so angry at Adam during the train one. Then, when Bruce said mouf buuon I lost it even harder. New favorite funhaus video, right here.

[@thedredmanable]

Conductor 2: Revenge of the fallen Turducten.

[@richardperez7892]

+thedredmanable NO GODS NO KINGS...ONLY TRAINS!

[@mofobananapete]

+thedredmanable The Conductor Part 3: A Track On Titan.

[@JoeCoughlin]

+thedredmanable making the vanderbilts look like pussys

[@mofobananapete]

Conductors xxx: train passes for dem asses

[@DreamcastGuy]

All hail the master of trains. The Conductor comes for your soul!

[@TheMaddness22]

"This is a game meant for children." "This isn't hard." Proceeds to struggle and scream at game.

[@dylanwest723]

Oh God not the conductor. there will be a city with nothing but tracks. no Gods no kings only trains

[@rahjeel]

Bioshock: Trainfinite

[@TheLastPhoen1x]

+Dylan west Now i need to rewatch that episode... wich one was that btw?

[@dylanwest723]

The Last Phoenix if you KZbin search no Gods no kings only trains its the first video to come up

[@rachelmiller9401]

+Dylan west I LOVE your hair!

[@HBWFgamers]

The Conductor has returned...

[@munkSWE88]

+Cortez "no gods, no kings only trains!!!"

[@tomgillan3582]

When they paved over all those houses just to remove the tracks 😂😂

[@fudgex453]

"I LOVE TRAINS"

[@That_Crassler]

+MrTForce _ Lol i completely forgot that episode existed, but now I can't find it.

[@That_Crassler]

+Francisco35616 Nah, the one I replied to is from a different video.

[@Aintfat]

NO GODS NO KINGS...ONLY TRAINS!

[@MrTibster]

TRAINS MEAN PEOPLE, TRAINS MEAN MONEY, TRAINS MEAN POWER

[@FoxyStoats]

+MrTibster YOU DARE TELL THE CONDUCTOR HOW MUCH TRACK IS NEEDED?!

[@fatbuffalo]

+Aintfat a train choo-choos, a slave obeys

[@scottie324]

+Aintfat "I noticed you Bulldozed my home! need some help with that?"

[@MrTibster]

+scottie324 while my family was inside

[@chiefjoboo]

I love watching you guys play games and make jokes and/or point out glitches. The zooming thing and a funny comment always gets me.

[@Soul_May]

5:57 the best old Joseph Joestar impression I've ever heard

[@MrGlasses94]

OH NOOOOOOO

[@yewtewb3628]

+Saul Alejandro May Hernandez OHHHH SHIIIT

[@AntonioSanchez-mc6sy]

OH MAH GAWD!!!!!

[@KnifeyMcEdge]

SON OF A BITCH!

[@YumYum4963]

HOREE SHEEIT

[@NickTasy]

3:31 "Get out there Wang Chung!" *Digs* I died hahahaha

[@OfficialLoAHS]

9:22 Fun fact! German keyboards have the Z and the Y switched. Apparently it's more efficient that way or something idontfrikkinknow

[@Sonicfalcon16]

oh I didnt know that, so there is some validity to that

[@PostrahEntertainment]

its not german keyboards, most of EU has it. keyboards are called "qwertz" instead of "qwerty" for usa, based on button layout

[@raintalbotts258]

Train valley, THE CONDUCTOR HAS RETURNED!!!!!!

[@DavidDiPavlov]

No gods, no kings... Only trains!

[@SimonHDTV]

that train one actually didn't look that bad

[@supremegeneraljj]

True tb did it and liked it some other big you tubers played it too and loved it.

[@AmberLF]

+SimonHDTV It reminded me of an old thomas the engine game I used to play when I was a kid

[@bobthegracious9432]

+YourLossLoser Same here,do you remember the name i've been trying to find it.

[@AmberLF]

+BobTheGracious Thomas the tank engine and friends... I think

[@thebrofessor3900]

+joshua toomey really? I thought he only liked games with the option to alter the FOV . #Jokes #SeriouslyThoHeIsTooWeirdWithThat

[@Robman92]

9:27 we do have the letter Z in Swedish - we just don’t use it that often, mostly in english borrowed words like ZOO And that guy you named seems to be Norweigan, going by his Trondheim marked clothing (Trondheim is a Norweigan city) and the Norweigan flags in the crowd, of German, going by the fact it said Germany on the player profile

[@remyd.s2286]

The first game they played on Garbage Games 2 has a 94% rating on Steam. Wat.

[@Edawg649]

yeah i literally own that game so i was surprised to see it in this video lmao

[@itspicklemickk]

You know they are a great KZbin group when they can make shifty game so enjoyable to watch. I can always watch their stuff and know before hand I'll have a great time.

[@rodom303]

You guys make me so happy

[@lukeemberson4951]

that was absolutely hilarious! I kind of wish James had played the train game but it was still so funny to see Adam flail around like a moron. Great Video!

[@TripleDDDVideos]

When you're so excited for a funhaus video you try to do a Bruce fart and end up shitting your pants instead..

[@walkingcrow4948]

i was laughing so hard after the video but i got sad when i saw the description because it reminded me that our marvelous hero has left us to accomplish his mission.

[@bbimo]

these train games are too goddamn entertaining

[@armsdragon05]

James was so frustrated with Adam during the train game, that it has lead me to believe HE is the conductor's avatar in this world.

[@EddyMac1903]

Why are there caltraps on that ski slope? No wonder so many of them die.

[@MrSeaGillz]

+Alexei Brownski I was literally thinking the same thing.

[@EddyMac1903]

***** Isn't there a better place to put something like that than, say, in the middle of the track?

[@statiq1941]

+Alexei Brownski Y..You don't ask these questions m

[@jebwatson]

+Alexei Brownski Medieval skiing?

[@TheMrANONYMOOSE]

sorry to kill the vibes but they are actually small spruce trees. much like at terrain parks on mountains they serve to let the jumper know the angle of the hill and their distance from it. otherwise they would be looking at a wall of white snow. but. they could also be caltrops.

[@xEternalTofu]

Within 10 seconds, Adam : "James, why is it called Train Valley" James : "It's a pun." Bruce : "On what? Bukkake?" Me : "This is exactly what I subscribed for"

[@nasrudinctarl]

How did they make a game about trains so goddamn entertaining?! That was GREAT.

[@Silvern7552]

I love James getting so into it.

[@wryse1081]

does anybody ever pay attention to what joel writes in the descriptions? he has descended into madness

[@henrykincaid6821]

Someone should really check if he's ok....

[@DarkoTDR]

+A Bird This description is actually pretty normal for him.

[@elitebelt]

Lmao the tutorial voice of the winter sports game is the narrator from Stanely Parable XD!

[@RoyalDevin]

Great video! Its been out for about 5 seconds

[@SirLolcat]

11:01 James' facial expression looks like he's gonna murder Adam soon xD

[@AamitMorthos]

James being 100% passionate about this makes it so much better.

[@EagleAngelo]

I'm having too much fun watching grown men lose their minds over a game about trains

[@nathancollier1496]

my drink went out my nose when bruce said what he said at 11:01 XD

[@OldSacky]

I love how they're like "This is a crappy game" and then they get super invested in playing it

[@letraviousholley7065]

This is one of the best edited videos. I tip my hate to you good sirs

[@brucebrown8362]

You guys never fail to make me laugh. Keep it up! 👍

[@Erxv1]

"how is this hard?" - adam is playing......

[@Akan22]

Everyday 6:30 pm .... this Shit comes up.......Love it

[@hjswales9358]

I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS!

[@nathanielhufancia4949]

+HJSwales The only reason I wake up - Funhaus

[@DarkoTDR]

I love this new series, it's hilarious XD.

[@TrenchReynolds]

I would love to see a series dedicated to Train Valley.

[@MohnJcIntyre]

I love how James gets so into these small pointless games. The ones with the least consequences have the highest stakes

[@imzacharycaesar]

I never knew how complicated it was to build train tracks...Now I do.

[@IshyVideos]

"Get out purples gotta come to blue" laughed harder than I think I should

[@JohnSmith-wt9kv]

Holy fuck, I've never laughed so hard at a video like this before. Garbage games really needs to be a common series on Funhaus!

[@TheOdd]

The first game explains why trains are always late, the conductors are just worried about the tracks not being finished yet.

[@gamester091]

+TheOdd101 Hung Chi can only work so fast

[@minipulated1]

Love these simulators

[@GavMystro]

8:26 "Wait that's not how train's work" "Yeahh they d.." (in a quiet tailing off voice)

[@NowThatsGreg]

11:00 - I could listen to that on repeat all day long

[@JamesBbrody]

James reacting to Bruce's ski jumps though hahaha XD

[@tedpreston34]

i laughed so hard at this one. i love this series

[@dPokey]

You guys are on another level of KZbin personalities!

[@al112v4]

"NO GODS, NO KINGS, ONLY TRAINS!"

[@freshchills3887]

Last time you guys played a train game you created "THE CONDUCTOR"! ALL SHALL BE TRAINS HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH XD Loved that.

[@LeoCryptic]

"mouf bouun" - Bruce Greene, 2015

[@TheGhostekProject]

Adam has absolutely no idea how trains work confirmed.

[@SupaMen100]

I bought train valley after watching this...

[@TonyMcCrea]

It's nice to see them enjoy these games for once. Honestly it didn't look that bad, and they seemed to have fun! Which is great, because it was a lot of fun for me too :)

[@dg5111]

THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF THE CONDUCTOR!!!

[@kayliejohnson3018]

James likes this Train Valley game! :)

[@izaaklong5786]

It would be amazing if they played more of the train game. It was hilarious when they were trying figure stuff out.

[@MegaNightmare4]

If you're feeling cold, just stand in a corner. They're mostly 90 degrees.

[@rustler08]

It'd be more clever if you could distinguish between the proper use of your and you're.

[@nkinnick292]

He used it correctly

[@eddiegreetis1538]

MegaNightmare4 you fuckin' dipshit

[@zionlaguna2061]

Boi

[@Adahop]

Train Valley's actually a pretty neat puzzle/managemant game. Not for everyone but I wouldn't call it garbage.

[@AnonRanGER01]

I love how they just fucked around with the train game, but gradually got into it and tried to find something that works.

[@sweetvanillaswirl]

As a barista, I can't stop staring at Adam's drink and trying to figure out what it is. It looks like an iced Pumpkin Spice. Or iced coffee with weird lighting. Why do I care? I need to go to bed.

[@thekrautist]

Oh, I do love Train Valley. Saw TotalBiscuit's video on it, downloaded the demo... then, of course, bought it. It's great.

[@Purify94]

Oh man that was hilarious!Please up the livestream.Unfortunetly i catched it too late...You're the best guys. :D 3:26 How much are you paying them for the doubled effort? XD 8:47 Are you playing a sports game or "Who wants to be the Swedish millionaire"? XD

[@monamenagerie5818]

OMG OMG OMG OMG 6:38 MY FAN ART!!! (well the head of it anyway)

[@getterkaiser5]

Daily dose of Funhaus keeps me sane~

[@nejinaji]

'how is this hard to understand' quote of the century

[@FearghalDuggan]

this was the first funhaus video i ever saw and now i rediscover it exactly one year after it was uploaded. spooky? a bit

[@ShawnFX]

hahahha the face Adam made when he said "what a deep game" 😂😂😂😆

[@noahzuniga]

adam fucking up that ski tutorial is one of the best funhaus bits

[@ian-op5fv]

"I LOVE TRAINS" "I HAVE CREATED A UTOPIA" -The conductor.

[@MrMexikin]

ADAMS BEARD HAS GROWN BACK IN A MATTER OF HOURS

[@baileyheftye9418]

Bow before the might of THE CONDUCTOR! Nothing but train tracks! MILES AND MILES OF TRAINS! NO GODS NO KINGS...ONLY TRAINS!

[@Ikester213]

Back to a simpler time when Adam had his beard,

[@DrTexx]

Something beautiful always happens when Funhaus and trains come together :D Fan-art idea?

[@starkiller23610]

The Conductor video from their Machinima Channel is still the funniest video they have ever done!!

[@arox123]

The Conductor tries to return but nope hes gone bankrupt again. -How are the finances? -We're bankrupt.. -GOOD.

[@Castus13]

7:49 That's it. That is the doctrine I shall follow for the rest of my life- "Close the butt."

[@CIubDuck]

That train game was lit af. Just bought it

[@crimsonkoba5741]

NO GODS, NO KINGS, ONLY Adam fucking up the game over and over again.

[@tacoking1333]

"It's a pun"

[@libbymarcy5499]

This is the most frustrating yet entertaining thing

[@LittleMadAlice]

The CONDUCTOR is BACK! NO GODS, NO KINGS... ONLY TRAINS!

[@crazykid9077]

I find it so funny when Adam freaks out lol

[@jayzippo]

Love this stuff... my fav stuff from FH

[@xinryx]

adam's hell would be never ending train games

[@LazarheaD]

I still remember that winter snowmobile game they played at IG. It was so funny.

[@luckydoo369]

I love when they play games like this,not gonna be that dude that says,just like in IG days because they always get better. but it did have that vibe of them playing games selected pre hand. Just like how demo disk, open haus, etc. have its own vibe to it. this was hilarious!

[@svargaswp]

NO GODS, NO KINGS, ONLY TRAINS!!!

[@ISawABear]

This is what we've been Training for.

[@Transit_Angst]

"another day on the train tracks" We need a train song sequel

[@joshlaidlaw646]

Loved this episode

[@aboutthatpart]

Ski Jumping 2006 pretty much was my childhood......oh the memories

[@milkworms7839]

Any train game they do always ends well

[@bigredbeanie3310]

THE CONDUCTOR RETURNS

[@ChaoticPKK]

Now my face hurts. Thanks, Funhaus! :D

[@ImCarpet36]

I watched this live stream, and it's even funnier the second time around