Garden of Salvation But Only The Funny Parts

[@Th3Jez]

HOT MERCH AVAILABLE 👉 teespring.com/stores/jez

[@justanotheroneofyou4794]

Our lord and saviour has provided us the spicy memes once again God Bless

[@krishnakode3894]

Make a video where you olny use lord of wolfs for garden of salvation

[@ehkoin]

I've got a friend who doesnt play destiny but loves your "just a guy being a dude" shirt.

[@koray3740]

is skill up an energy drink that boosts your skills ? Cause if yes you may need one XD ( I’m sorry XD )

[@Stephen-jh7zj]

Me preparing to watch anyone else’s perspective cause “get yoinked idiot”

[@lemonadefor50cents61]

1:27 “wHy dOnT yOu jUsT mAkE oUt aLrEaDy” oooh i sense jealousy..

[@sambalmer5879]

I think we all know Amy was just an excuse for Jez to move to America to be near Datto

[@KwanzaaJuice]

Indeed you figured out the joke.

[@critzz7007]

I was the 500th like

[@superlombax1561]

HydraCorex But of whom, we’ll probably never know. Or want to know.

[@JodaroKujo]

@@sambalmer5879 now there technically sibilants Sweet home Alabama intensifies

[@t3hrevan73]

I like how datto didn’t mention stadia when listing Shadowkeep’s available platforms

[@ethand.5937]

It’s not a platform until it can at least perform decently

[@Brawlio13]

Tbh I would forget stadia even happened. Actually don't mention it.

[@th9986]

we wide Wrong if it can play the game it’s considered a platform

[@Brawlio13]

@@th9986 technically yea, but like let's just not consider it to be one.

[@th9986]

Brawlio I play ps4, and google is a big company and I believe that the problems with stadia in its current state will be fixed eventually

[@chrisgreen9668]

Danielle’s cackling makes this so much more entertaining

[@keeganlundt2351]

She had me at "yoink me, but do NOT yeet me" 😂

[@woof3516]

When can we expect the weddings in a nutshell vid?

[@xxdredgenfreddy64xx93]

Nutshell Videos Jez haven't uploaded Shadowkeep in a Nutshell Garden of Salvation in a Nutshell Season of dawn in a Nutshell

[@woof3516]

I know he must not need to make them to have a burst in income... but he did say he is going to make one in the vid after the Amy will u marry me vid... I’m still waiting

[@pcrassen4975]

Amy and Jez or Datto and Jez? I feel like we need to clarify that

[@woof3516]

P Crassen I agree because on Twitter it was any and jez but the video from last year “on the couch” it was datto and jez... someone unconfudle me? Looking for a friend

[@soundlless2934]

Frost_insync 2021

[@snake_2946]

“It initiates pve skill based match making” - blue 2019

[@noahdelacruz8440]

Snake _ I laughed way too hard on this

[@euro_9733]

Bungie: all right we have a new raid coming this season. Jez: so that means I wait till next season to do it.

[@filwilliamson9149]

I’ve got Jez beat. Season of Arrivals and I still haven’t done Last Wish or Garden of Salvation.

[@cugzo619]

@@filwilliamson9149 I've never raided.... nerds.....

[@filwilliamson9149]

Cugzo Feels bad

[@cugzo619]

@@filwilliamson9149 especially because the only reason is because I have no friends

[@jkm1022]

Fan Theory: datto is a vex. Thats why he understands the raid mechanics so fast

[@nat1110]

Datto, the DPS Mind

[@astrodeath1322]

24:02 That’s all I have to say

[@torunsmok5890]

@@nat1110 the Optimal Mind

[@KillahBee001]

@@astrodeath1322 at the end of the day they finished 2nd in that race tho to be fair

[@blakeb5297]

@@KillahBee001 3rd*

[@Lynch2507]

Garden of Salvation, aka "Last Wish but with zero story" Or Wrath of the Machine with zero zamboni

[@dylanferguson7773]

yes

[@shahanmohammad6228]

Garden’s story about the second coming of the darkness in the black garden is really terrifying imo. Byf made a video on it.

[@SCRandall]

Don't you dare compare the masterpiece of a raid that is Wrath of the Machine to Garden of Shitstain. I am very disappointed in you.

[@shahanmohammad6228]

Stewart Randall I love garden:( it really goes into the dark and how the vex scare the shit out of us, it’s way more into depth than people think it is, and I love the sacrificial idea that bungo went for. It’s my favorite raid lore wise in D2

[@Floggerbux]

Garden of salvation best raid

[@Neopolitan420]

"World class, runner up raider" Jesus, you killed him, dude.

[@Glint391]

Datto: we've only gone 2 hours Me: I went 8 hours on the boss because of fake information

[@-Xeno-]

I did it today fir the first time, and I needed around 6 hours too, cause of really shitty groups

[@pale5614]

Xeno literally just got off after hours of attempts on the final boss. Lost most of my motivation for the raid when people left, and the new fireteam leader went to orbit and messed up everyone’s Divinity quest -_-

[@-Xeno-]

@@pale5614 oh god that sound awful, i gotta do divinity too at some point. Can't wait to waste dozens of hours on that... Edit: got divinity on the first try within like 3 hours which wasn't that bad tbh

[@prometheus-ii7030]

I spent five hours once because my team (me included) was bad and we kept getting motes stolen and then missing DPS phase.

[@blackphoenix9000]

7 and a half for me. First time clear and it was a Divinity Run. NEVER felt prouder, but HOO-WEE, did I go through torture, anguish, and misery for it?

[@MadBoxCod]

Datto: Destiny 2 Shadowkeep, available now on Playstation 4, Xbox One and Steam (PC). Stadia: Datto you forgot about the best platform, stad- Datto: SILENCE TRASH!

[@TopuriaCorner]

Me; about to go to sleep Jez: yes, but actually no

[@K4rmalApples]

Datto: very hot chick The best description of datto of all time

[@dakotamartin7745]

12:34 *in unison: "That's the thumbnail" Jez: "Did you two just get legally married?" KZbinr matrimony is wild lol

[@EchoReaverGaming]

I literally said "oooo, it's Blackreach!" i got your back Jez, don't let these normies get you down!

[@lax4359]

im also a fellow rpg lover/ skyrim lover

[@elijahbrown6527]

Loved the reference!

[@alexanderc9687]

GRT THE ELDER SCROLLLL-parthunax

[@deboydestroyer5600]

Watch your tongue you're speaking to Ulfric the true High King of Skyrim

[@twitchyfrien8296]

i was a destiny player like you but then i encountered stasis

[@thelegend2707]

The title should be: “Memes of salvation”

[@baneless3810]

Garden of starvation

[@DragonKnight90001]

For the memes are our salvation

[@liampitcher5586]

TheLegend27 vault of grass

[@Skelly183]

No it shoudl be memes of memes

[@anoemuser310]

Garden of segregation

[@liljoe62799]

Datto is so low-key, effortlessly funny I cant even stand it lmao

[@Hittboy]

Jez: Wants to do new raid Datto: Mom imma be unavailable for the next week

[@rahulnair3317]

Leave it to Jez to upload a raid video 2 months after it comes out. That’s what I call relevant content. Keep up the great work! Happy New Years!

[@penny9799]

When you already watched the vid on Danielle ‘s channel Me: outplayed lmao

[@andrewweissbock6193]

Jez: "Datto's the first destiny youtuber to hit one million subs!" Mr. Fruit: "Am I a joke to you?" Yes, I know Mr. Fruit is a variety youtuber

[@gallowglass8307]

Andrew Weissbock variety fruit

[@maxrazinn7485]

Nice profile pic

[@andrewweissbock6193]

@@maxrazinn7485 why thank you

[@Velflunkle]

I mean, he started with pure destiny

[@gabrielmumbray4287]

that's why he's a bowl of fruit...... Variety am I right??

[@dsav03]

"Is that a Fortnite DLC?" That got me good 😂😂

[@DaveBlackrose]

10:00 never in my life have I agreed with a statement so much

[@just.a.jester8233]

Fuck gambit

[@Elijah3Darian]

12:41 Nobody: Jez: falls

[@thattempleguy6712]

When is monotone complainy guy going to play this garden of memes?

[@mosey4121]

At least someone has played skyrim in this party geez

[@tritiumexposure5094]

Mosey laughs in return to your roots

[@cayde-6288]

Another hand touches the bacon

[@iambass9202]

Nazim needs to die.

[@deboydestroyer5600]

Me wondering if anyone's is going to say it. Jez so you hemave chosen memes

[@deboydestroyer5600]

@cosmic cow yes correct

[@charlieepic6721]

Video in a nutshell: "I got it. Nope I missed my shot"

[@tairrendaly5855]

"Jez the ball smasher, smasher of all balls." ... Kind of catchy

[@tntwizardx5094]

"I got it. Nvm I missed my shot" is the best statement to describe me with my crush

[@ajkbertho]

Ouch. Can't relate

[@tntwizardx5094]

@@ajkbertho Good on you then!

[@ajkbertho]

@@tntwizardx5094 Wasn't trying to be a dbag I'm so sorry haha. Was just joking.

[@tntwizardx5094]

@@ajkbertho I figured as such. Have a wonderful day random internet human :)

[@cugzo619]

This is the best internet interaction I've ever seen

[@U_Camp-U_Die]

I honesty dont care how long i have to wait for new videos because they make me laugh and smile. Keep up the good work snd thanks for makin the vids.

[@beneb8188]

I feel like I’m the only person who genuinely enjoys gambit

[@yagoperez6931]

Personally I don't mind gambit that much but if idk what to do I'll do anything but gambit.

[@PinkishToon]

I will play gambit for 4 hours

[@legendofacriuswithornament2019]

The only ok form of Gambit is Gambit Prime

[@itsroman6373]

2:36 that's a bad kitty proceds to murder all of them

[@rebornhero3997]

Jez: Dream team leader (Angry Mr.fruit sound)

[@salamender285]

5:15 YES GOD YES I'VE THOUGHT OF THE SAME THING TOO! And no one understood me... oh well.

[@Cvwally85]

10:31 Datto’s mic bails and Danielle’s response “Steph’an?” Me: wait, what? Datto and I share the same name? Also me: no that’s just your anxiety to feel needed

[@MrRendeer]

"You're not a true gamer unless you have played Skyrim." -ShaplierBoss17

[@ajmk3801]

I found your channel earlier this year. I love your content and your videos and they always make me feel better. Looking forward to your vids in 2020. Happy new year 🙌

[@Sh0re_ow]

This is content in its final form

[@jioriku]

"bubbly sparking water" that shit is good as hell. I'll fight someone if they think otherwise

[@sayerm8]

Have spent the last week watching every bit of content you've got. This is the real Christmas. More content.

[@tromablunts85]

Can I just say danielle's laugh gives me life lmfaooo

[@edge_4372]

“ANY UWU’S!!!” Wby was this so perfect and awful at the same time

[@anurandev7337]

What was the timestamp lol?

[@tylerdanielewicz297]

Me: Wait how have I already seen this video? Also me: Oh wait Daniele already uploaded her footage and Jez is just really, REALLY punctual.

[@austinkinsey804]

I laughed so hard that the gambit office reference. Top notch quality meme.

[@rufus3399]

5:13 omg yes! Blackreach! The place everyone hates!

[@henor6609]

was so happy when i saw skillup, love that guy

[@Azombination]

Same never thought I'd see him in a raid.

[@showerh]

19:45 "jez get her up I'm going in" Jez that's your wifu

[@pabloelfunko913]

I think you mean datto

[@Ya_Boy_Borko]

I didnt know i need this until now

[@anaiogy4851]

I totally am not only starting my last word quest now Edit: Omg i got noticed by dad yay!

[@jacksonculver5527]

Welcome to the "totally bought the annual pass when it launched and totally didn't wait until shadowkeep to play it" gang

[@anaiogy4851]

Guarded Yoshi thank you for the warm welcome

[@gabrielv6036]

I just got the last word yesterday lol

[@Sc4v3nger]

Jez: im gonna vibe it Danniel: ur good at vibing

[@KhilleyTV]

Raid in four words, Milk Everywhere Also Chaos

[@theapwam]

No one: Blue Westlo: sToP mOOvInG dOOd That cracks me up a lot more than it should xD

[@gamingwithflash7902]

"Yoink me, but don't yeet me"

[@gamingwithflash7902]

@Th3Jez Best Bday gift so far😂❤️

[@TheRealDell]

_This is the greatest gardening tutorial of all time._

[@Shinigami1510]

It is 3: 16am...only home from a 13 hour bar shift....I'm getting stoned and watching this!!!!!!!

[@BoostedBill96]

Happy Anniversary to Jeb & Amy

[@JimboJason]

Danielle's laugh is awesome!

[@drewbarczewski5961]

low energy Jez is such a vibe

[@AliHassan-bh1bk]

Jez the garden memer memer of all gardens

[@TALLSCREEB]

Pretty sure you and datto have already made out on a sofa ( I'm British leave me alone )

[@jonnycastro31]

Wait... Blue's actually an actor?! No way... Also, for Datto, 24:02 lmao

[@Chidogz]

Danielle-“I’m bad with directions” literally her name traveldanielle

[@midna1673]

jez: gets cookie dough datto: done talking jez: ight ima vibe it

[@josefzalusky7307]

Datto: Explains drinking water Jez: Instructions unclear, microwaved plastic cup

[@garretburrow]

This is the most entertaining Destiny 2 content on the internet, period.

[@Charlie-hr7js]

I love the contrast between PVE Jez (Actually having fun) and PVP Jez (Slowly falling into insanity)

[@anannoyedpanda]

Coming back to this for laughs. Skillups intro is gold.

[@Cypher57]

Love your video man keep up the good work

[@njmksr8686]

Yo is that the KSP vehicle assembly theme?

[@JustinMiles17]

The silent cookie dough run....I felt that on a spiritual level lmfao! Great vid Jez this was absolutely hilarious 🤣

[@vickiey1055]

Me gets in fight with bf: :'( Me watches jez: :)

[@aggressivecarrot8355]

And the sixth member of the fire team. -full time memelord - half time Titan slayer -KZbin late boi -Reee Th3 Jez

[@Eschguy]

My fiancée is also a Physical Therapist and I feel more connected to Jez more than ever through our inability to complain about something hurting without exercise suggestions.

[@Matt-uc8dd]

TF is 7:56 LMAO

[@Zerokave]

I like how Jez bringes comedy into The gibberish talking of raid fireteams

[@Soundgarden141]

Gotta love that constant content lately.

[@enigmaticlife1357]

It’s literally been 2 hours what do you mean you need coffee?!! DATTO DOESNT UNDERSTAND US JEZ!! 😂😂

[@ItMeYaBoi]

Jez's raid team: takes 2 hours to do this My clan's raid team:............the whole season, can you guess which encounter took the longest, here is a hint, it's the boss that turns into stoney boi after he dies

[@trebull2284]

I need to get shadowkeep just to see blackreach and get ptsd of getting lost and confused

[@marcabisleiman2562]

“Dream team vs math class vs laymen gaming vs that one guy with a weird name CROSSOVER “ New title for video

[@noahgossage7135]

I’m watching this because I love you but I’ve literally seen two other versions of this by Sly and Danielle!

[@AgentTheVandal]

LET’S GO!!!!

[@RhettRobin]

“It initiates pve skill based matchmaking” OH MY GOD

[@SilentDragon006]

these videos are comedy at its peak of funniness

0:09

[@ohhhLuna]

*Jez the Vibe Lord, Viber of all Lords.*

[@eyeswulf]

"All right all right human centipede" got me. Also great to see skill-up

[@gardevoirfi2062]

The skyrim plug in nice work Todd would approve

[@The_Spoider]

I like watching these videos so I can see what it is like to do the raid since I’ll never have enough friends to play it myself

[@Armored15]

That runner up comment hits harder now...

[@Captain_Yata]

He'll get it eventually

[@RockLee12236]

Datto first destiny channel to hit 1 million. Mr fruit "am I a joke to you?"

[@j_fongaming7761]

Love you Jez the Jezmeister general!

[@deadly777]

Everytime the team wipes, Jez:ENGULFING HIS MIC

[@anorange9690]

Thank you for this video dad

[@pixelkiller4605]

I'm beyond happy that u talked about blackreach from skyrim, it's my favorite area but I definitely caused that one bug way too much where ur trapped in a building because the crossbow by entrance won't stop firing at the door when u exit the building w the first crimsion nirnroot

[@parkercrum4274]

For anyone who can’t watch the whole video, 19:00 sums all of it up

[@egopestifermundi]

I come back to this video every couple of weeks and I really don't know why. This my 7th time watching it

[@sethj0438]

Jez is the kind of energy I aspire to when I raid.

[@simonsax3929]

23mins thou do indeed love to see that.