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single mums beating up their kids in the local kmart is a true staple of australian culture... you want a bunch of cheap chinese shit that'll disintegrate after 6 months? come into k-mart mate
Every Kmart Worker Ever
Every K-mart Worker Ever
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Written & Directed by Declan Evanson

[@GarnComedy]

we left out that every Kmart has at least one single mum just beating the shit out of their kid in the toys section. we couldn't find a kid to beat up for the vid but the point still stands - also pls subscribe we goin for 200k!

[@loot1811]

You can beat me up!

[@jdz6376]

beat me up

[@GenericaQwerty]

JAHKXSYN NO PUT THAT BACK OR I SWEAR I'LL TELL SANTA YOU'RE A NAUGHTY SHIT

[@jdz6376]

@@GenericaQwerty LMAO

[@blueberreez2289]

that is so true lmao

[@dovcotten4027]

Mate I've never seen ONE of these things actually used for coffee, they chop up well tho so I can see why there's almost a cult following of Aussies who love their kmart grinders

[@codossgames7115]

5 star review, best damn grinder on the market

[@mrsynical8725]

Theres a wireless one now, with a battery

[@KazNDS]

@@mrsynical8725 fuark shits futuristic now

[@C0MPLICIT]

I have extras just incase they stop selling them. Best grinder on the market mate.

[@lilkr8844]

Threw my scissors away along time ago

[@suthobay1621]

"Attention all Kmart shoppers: we just got a truckload full of cheap Chinese shit that's gonna disintegrate after 6 months"😂😂😂

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tazza81]

Speaking as someone who worked at Kmart 20 odd years ago I can entirely relate to this. My specialities were causing the tills to crash by scanning items to quickly, going awol collecting trollies (i.e. disappearing for half the shift to have a spliff or two) and accidentally stuffing up the Christmas lay-by's by forgetting to put down what was on each pallet in the warehouse.

[@trolliixz9595]

Mate my shift at target consists of greeting cunts at the door, letting them leave without checking their shit, taking an hour to collect trolleys, sitting in a small spot I have found that no customers or staff go to and sitting in the toilet.

[@Bomber679]

@@trolliixz9595 Like a spot in the store? Where in the store don't the customers go? Buggers go everywhere

[@SpencerLemay]

@@trolliixz9595 I worked at American K-Mart and I made a fort out of furniture boxes in the layaway area (i guess in Australia they are lay-by's?) to look at my phone, won regional employee of the quarter anyway. Our registers were beige tanks from the year 2000 in the year 2014, constantly crashed. One time I was at the loading dock with a buddy and we were standing by the computer so I drew a dick in the dust for laughs, then I hit ctrl+up on the keyboard to flip the view upside down. We kept talking and I forgot to reset it back. Next day was truck day AND the regional manager was coming for an inspection. He sees the monitor with a dick drawn on it propped upside down with a broom so they could read it to fill out the shipment! Makes them clean every monitor in the store.

[@axxed1288]

As someone that works at Kmart, I can confirm this video is 100% accurate

[@casperdaghost6686]

I just started working there this week. I'm sure this video will show me the Kmart experience.

[@DxmonArcher]

I'm questioning how he gets all the outfits- it's amazing

[@Wojtek_-oz4mt]

Well employees take their uniforms home, so he'd only need to find someone to borrow it from.

[@Tony-112]

From K-Mart.

[@loafofbread9400]

You dont think do you

[@DxmonArcher]

@@loafofbread9400 idk if Ur say that I'm dumb or Ur trying to make a joke with me

[@loafofbread9400]

@@DxmonArcher the fact that you even ask that question

[@death3073]

Now we need a video on every Christmas lunch in Australia!

[@nova-in9oh]

its just a bunch of premade meals and desserts from coles or woolies, and the occasional pavlova

[@death3073]

@@nova-in9oh yup

[@thisismyname8627]

The Patreon supporters sound exactly like the list of every substitute teachers request to get students to sign their own names. Fuckn love it

[@liamarbuckle2970]

"I've got a particularly heavy box" Oh no way, that sounds like something my mum would say

[@tosh4461]

This short length content feels heaps better than dragging on smaller jokes with it, straight to the beat with good shit mate keep it up. Have a good one and fuck ya

[@hykeaa6401]

Why no one talking about 1:10 that shit has me dying 😂

[@gacha_hamilton0437]

"a lot of walking around aimlessly with a pricing gun avoiding customers" I've been caught out

[@yourlocalranga]

as a Kmart worker this is 100% accurate

[@gysmothediamond2046]

Yeah same here, very much true

[@JB-vd8bi]

Coles and Kmart used to have near the same exact uniforms. Karen throwing down at me not helping in Kmart when I worked at Coles was priceless

[@deanchur]

Got a formal complaint at K-Mart once because I didn't help a lady at the front desk...even though I've never worked it in my life and I told her I wouldn't be able to help her if I tried. I was stuck in lay-by and the dock, of course I'm not gonna know how the front desk works.

[@TANGARASandOSCARS]

Fucking hell this hits the nail on the head. The stupid minimalist lamp that is (ironically) SHIT imported CLUTTER THAT BREAKS TOO QUICKLY is everything wrong with consumerism in a nutshell.

[@lexman8678]

What happened to the lynx Africa video?

[@alwaysright3718]

I used to sell guns and bullets in the 80's at K-mart...

[@freeman10000]

I remember that. Back in the day as a teenager in Penrith I can remember Kmart selling ammo. I can also remember them selling interesting stuff like telescopes.

[@Mattb81]

Yep. Back when it was a good shop. Now it’s just all cheap junk home decorating crap

[@Monkey2004v]

I love your videos please upload more

[@coastaku1954]

As a Canadian that loves to cross border shop, it's weird seeing a Kmart still open

[@shanedcc4334]

Mate this is absolute gold. You’re a bloody legend

[@davewhitefield2033]

I have wondered why these coffee grinders are never in stock . Who would risk getting caught over $20

[@xXSinForLifeXx]

Its not just them being stolen it's also because they are purchased by alot of stoners aswell.

[@nickyhyde4238]

Thats another stick to buy, mummys pocket money doesnt grow on trees

[@jackl9726]

As a Kmart Employee this is dead on 100% accurate

[@SAMPLETEXT285]

Meanwhile here in America Kmart filled bankruptcy a few years back and has since completely ceased all operations and shut down we don't have any kmarts here anymore just abandoned lots where the retail giant once stood its kinda sad but i guess it is what it is im happy kmart still exists in other countries.

[@mrniceface]

As a former Walmart employee, the bit about avoiding customers is spot on. Anyone with even a shred of intelligence doesn't need to ask you where things are, so the ones that do are the dumbest of the dumb, and will waste an hour of your time forcing you to look for some specialty random item they could have bought on amazon or something.

[@calsavestheworld]

Why do they put the goddamn paper towels next to the pet supplies on the opposite end of the store from the scrub brushes?

[@mrniceface]

@@calsavestheworld Paper towels are with toilet paper and cleaning supplies, I don't know what your Walmart is smoking.

[@calsavestheworld]

@@mrniceface Well the pharmacy dispenses medica marijuana. Probably that.

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

My local Kmart deadset has a 80 year old man doing security. He's always sound asleep in a chair when I'm there

[@feralspud3855]

NZ Kmarts are pretty much the exact same, except people go mad for the air fryers here, and let's not forget they had people in store working when everyone and I mean EVERYONE was meant to be staying home (got called in, did a shift, they got in trouble (news articles were even made about it), had the shifts after that called off for 'unrelated reasons'(and we were told not to talk about it with anyone)) They also lied in the job application process. Said it was for a part-time fixed-term position, took so long to get back to me I forgot I even applied, then in the interview, they said "oh, we start everyone as a casual" .... then fix your job advert and stop taking advantage of your workers. So glad I got a different job now.

[@izzy_haines]

My local Kmart only lets you buy the coffee grinders at the service desk 😳

[@gacha_hamilton0437]

*going past security* *flashing bag while walking and gets the nod of lazy approval*

[@j0emama123]

they've even started to sell fridges. AND THEY'RE CHEAP!!!

[@kaza6926]

Noooooo I love the long outros

[@kevincheadle7946]

The compensation bit is so good

[@itsmanddy6591]

Should do coles 😁

[@D4ddyT0uchM3]

Can’t be too safe!! 😂😂

[@tf2_only]

it's a good day when garn uploads

[@laylaandtill]

Then first shot of Kmart is the exact Kmart I spend 98% of my time 😂

[@Sam-hk2ow]

YEHHH hahaha nice 👌

[@Brentos07]

Awesome another upload from the best channel

[@Alzaar_The_Gunzel]

I’ve actually been going to Kmart my whole life! It’s basically my my place to go when I go out shopping!

[@reubnn]

imagine people chucking a sook over the outro of a video they just don't need to watch if they dont want to. great video as always :)

[@smeegle]

its an algorithm thing, most will click off during the name reading, causing a sharp drop in retention and therefore causing youtube to stop recommending the video so much because they want them to stay for the endroll ads

[@yak4168]

good one garn allways a good day with your uploads

[@samsteed592]

THE GLASSES DROP 😂😂😂

[@Luke_Cragan]

The security thing is true my mate steals the dumbest shit just to take the piss out of them

[@johngangemi1361]

Brilliant as always.

[@shailushai365]

as someone who works in compensation, I can confirm all the compo jokes are fuckin accurate

[@zayburnell]

I wonder what it's like to work at chemist warehouse

[@theAG24show]

I was so thrown off since Kmart doesn’t exist in the US anymore. Weird to see it still breathing in Australia

[@F1rstNameLastName]

Kmart is the Walmart of Australia. Kmart in the US and Kmart in America actually have absolutely nothing to do with each other despite the brand itself being almost identical.

[@xXSinForLifeXx]

Yeah like the other guy said they are totally different companies

[@shaytrueblueaussie]

@@F1rstNameLastName Kmart USA and Kmart Australia at the very beginning were under the same company if I’m not mistaken.

[@pacadet]

@@shaytrueblueaussie You're exactly right. They were originally a joint venture with US Kmart and an Aussie company. They've been separate since 1978. Target Australia, on the other hand, is just a nearly direct ripoff with the stores having no affiliation *ever* with the US Target. I've always been amused by that.

[@bazzagazza1024]

Been working at Kmart for a year now and I can say this is all very correct

[@bayunugraha5095]

I watched this video when I was in Brisbane 2 years ago. Today, I watched it again after some drinks at Seaview with the missus and just realised that you live in Townsville mate 😂

[@CodyFitzy-ProjectBAC111]

"Kmart Sells Everything" Also Kmart: Removed Video Games In 2015

[@lachlanbaker2031]

Video games, DVD players etc removed ages ago, yet I still get customers asking where they are quite regularly

[@smidge-J]

my friend, who doesn't drink coffee, has one of those coffee grinders. Takes it with him everywhere. good stuff

[@VT97Calais]

Farkin hooray! Another Garn video about time ✊👍😀

[@YehudaHubertPetrana]

2:25 Kaoru Matsubara: o_O Momoko Akatsutsumi: o_O Miyako Gotokuji: o_O It's transformation

[@seal6204]

you should do Aldi worker ever because everything they have is knock off brand

[@kimfox8622]

You forgot to mention how cold, rude and arrogant they are now too.

[@blu12gaming44]

Glad to know K-Mart hasn't changed how it operates, even outside the US.

[@codyherman2977]

No K Marts left here in Pittsburgh PA. I miss those shit holes. My mom used to take me there when I was a kid and I’d always get a cherry slurpee and a soft pretzel and fuck around in the food court while she shopped. This was in the 90’s when a mom wouldn’t get Karen hounded for leaving her child unattended for 5 minutes. Parents just trusted that the food court employee would watch over you

[@Owenisapro363]

Mate your a fucking legend everything you say is 100% true

[@lukemartin4854]

I laughed my ass off over the coffee grinders

[@jsjsjsjsj578]

lol god this is only guy i watch from Australia. You cannot get over it hahah

[@wackywilly6969]

Idk what it is but Australian people saying the f word every sentence is hilarious

[@lptribute7544]

After watching this I want to quit my job in the hospitality.

[@bigmac2989]

Nice coffee grinder 😏

[@wayneholzer4694]

hshshshs I remember the ronnie johns chopper like 2 decades ago talking about OH&S and there was a heavy do not lift sign and he said "compo opportunity" lol you done it again in a new way legendary

[@BlackholeSteve]

Mate, you the most austrilailan person I've ever seen. I love it!

[@Unknown_Ooh]

Man this is real trippy to watch as an American - RIP Kmart!

[@ka1juhunt3r]

I work the registers at that Kmart, great job have been doing it for about 6 years now, love working at Fairfield central ya get used to the boomers and screaming kids.

[@kenbatss7993]

This guy is amusing

[@vsboy2577]

This is iconic

[@gojivr369]

Kmart is the overtaker of small businesses

[@TechSpree1]

Hey I live in the exact same town, I go to that mall often 😂

[@botbadger]

I love the funny ass name read outs at the end, noooo

[@Davideo523]

there's so many of Townsville's Kmarts in this video

[@tjmfarming9584]

So THAT’s where you’ve been! Working at Kmart to make the video 👏 bravo 👏

[@CyborgFranky8]

4 minutes until Christmas is over in Australia. 11:56 pm

[@trevorBbracket]

one thing i love more than my stolen grinder is flagrantly ignoring work health and safety

[@Monster_NopeNope]

Wait until he sees the Kmart 24 hour superstore

[@RBMapleLeaf]

Funny enough I've been to that Kmart many times. That's in Townsville where I live in Fairfield. I have a classmate of mine works there I think but I know they work at Kamrt.

[@jenpeace3763]

All our Kmarts closed in the US

[@maryfiaola3686]

😆😆😆😆Bloody aussie aussie. Great video.

[@bagarbilli007]

Rofl…loved the video mate😍🤣😂🤣🤪

[@opalquartz7995]

some those names OML some people are creative

[@myles9330]

I work in kmart trolley collection. Very good

[@harrynairn3965]

As a person who works here I can vouch

[@lightningfun6486]

Hahahaha this is too accurate

[@mybyhiphae8072]

Every Big W Worker Ever.. Every Supercheap Auto Worker Ever.. Every Officeworks Worker Ever.. Every IKEA Worker Ever.. Every Servo Worker Ever..

[@cricketcam4011]

We have to do group warmups 😂

[@aussieknuckles]

Bloody ripper of a video mate!

[@Matty7272]

One of your best. Please do a JB Hifi or EB Games one.

[@aarocka11]

There’s only like eight Kmarts left in America at this point it’s kind of hilarious

[@ChineseKiwi]

Kmart in Australia was started as a joint venture with the US Kmart in 1969. Kmart in Australia was bought out in 1994 but they kept the branding.

[@Idkidkidk716]

K mart went out of business in the United States a while ago the one in my town closed its doors for good a decade ago.

[@eddyl4065]

One me favs now 😂😂

[@jasm6935]

Surely do every officeworks worker ever

[@tictacturkey3367]

love the bintang singlet lmao

[@geoffreybaker4489]

Ah keep the names crap, it’s farken funny as hell

[@Lunch_box]

Kmart?? Now that's a name I haven't heard in years

[@hxcbmxallday]

My dad did own one of those grinders for coffee when I was a child. One of the few. I always wanted to use it, but I figured the coffee taste would linger.

[@builttoscalevideos]

Started a Kmart job this year, This is too accurate

[@lukefuller7658]

Funniest shit I've seen all night hahaha

[@beano5040]

as a Kmart manager. yea honestly this isnt very far off lmao