GARTEN OF BANBAN 2 IS HERE AND IT’S… WELL…

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#poppyplaytime #gartenofbanban

[@danoodlemeister]

2:44 He's completely missed him standing in the doorway 💀

[@mr.moai0708]

ik💀

[@FrijolesLIVE]

im going to comment a skull emoji 💀

[@isaacdiboss]

Wow, I didn't even see that, that's so eerie...

[@davidsayers450]

​@@isaacdiboss pov:blind people no offence btw

[@justatanuki.6495]

@@davidsayers450 oh no, all the blind people that will *see* your message will be offended!

[@goldencyanrod64]

You know even dawko is mixed about this game when it has "...welll..." in the title

[@Mike14264]

And, I mean, why wouldn't he be, right?

[@ValidT]

I'm sure there's SEVERAL titles he genuinely hates and I'm sure this is one of them. He's just one of those KZbinr's that force themselves through it anyways with a smile just so they can keep all their views.

[@somerandomguyontheinternet2647]

@@ValidT what are the other titles he dislikes?

[@p4lladion]

i just wish he wouldnt force himself to play through crap like this :(

[@Entity404SFM]

​​@@somerandomguyontheinternet2647 Pizza Head is surely one of them

[@heyittgsf]

Can't wait for Garten of BanBan Brother Location.

[@fnaf_1987_]

LOLL OMG XD

[@somerandomartisthere]

*LMAO*

[@georgiapeach9146]

Fr I’m super hyped

[@Hazbin-hotel-babe]

No no it's more like a parent company

[@sam.12_209]

💀

[@Hyper_Fixation]

My favorite part was when Ban Ban said "It's Garten Time" and garted all over the school. Such intricate foreshadowing for the threequel.

[@wisebintroll]

“Garted”

[@quodarabbit]

I love these people

[@guappcryin]

so funny

[@FatCat_Channel_Official]

Unfunny

[@koreyDoreyASG]

I'm garting so hard right now

[@MarKreationsStudios]

When even Dawko, who always does his best to see the good in games, is mixed on a game that's when you KNOW you've fucked up 😂

[@Vergil_sparda1987]

exactly

[@Mr.ClassyYT]

5:22 6:03

[@Mr.ClassyYT]

8:12

[@Mr.ClassyYT]

11:54

[@Mr.ClassyYT]

14:50

[@raixel_8487]

How can a game be so boring, yet so entertaining at the same time???

[@Mike14264]

That's the best description for this chapter. It has some interesting bit, it's just as ridiculous as the first one, but it's such a slog to go through.

[@tboiproject]

the player

[@dimqss]

Because this game has no budget and is so pointless to make. Let's just say.. a money grabber game.

[@0kr4m]

the game is fun to watch, painful to play.

[@doctordubstepgaming6706]

bad games are an aft form all there own like bad movies

[@TheGravityBreaker]

I love how it’s just come out and just like the first game, it already has a link to wishlist the next instalment… Good lord

[@semmiesem9]

Sorry, but can someone explain to me what the problem is with advertising an upcoming sequel?

[@TheGravityBreaker]

@@semmiesem9 it’s the fact that the game literally JUST came out, and you’ve already got the next game plastered on the front of the menu, showing that they are literally putting no effort in to anything they’re making. Alongside the merch store being linked too. And the fact they’re actually charging money for these games now is absurd.

[@KaddyCantCode]

@@TheGravityBreaker I guess but nothings that bad for advertising the next game

[@Mike14264]

​@@semmiesem9 well, it shows they either are wasting no time in putting out the next game as quickly as possible for maximum profit and popularity, or that they already had most of the whole game (because let's be real, these should be chapters, not standalone games), and are just dragging it out a bit to either "polish" it, or to try and build up hype, maybe both.

[@Mike14264]

​@@TheGravityBreaker well, at least they now removed the Merch button from the menu of the second game.

[@dew7350]

I won't say that this game is good nor bad. All I can say is that this is a game. The concept is indeed conceptualized. The developers have developed this game. And, it was published to the public.

[@Celtic1020]

You should go into politics. You're good at taking 10 minutes to say nothing.

[@currypenguin]

​@@Celtic1020 Your comment was indeed written

[@MyoticTesseract]

this is the game of all time

[@justanothercomment]

I really think banban is a game that was played. It had mechanics that were in existence. It had graphics that were viewable. The hints towards the lore and story were indeed in the game. Truly an experience that happened.

[@joshuaandrewson3091]

Truly one of the games of the current times.

[@Jumpyman_thegamerYT]

Dawko has just got that 'wtf am I playing?' face on this whole video lol.

[@moontime3334]

especially in 22:18

[@ARKUEL]

Agreed. Though my favorite reaction he's ever had to a game in a video is his playthrough of Dialtown. 😂

[@Yaboyfrostt]

The voice actor for Banban is getting paid billions rn

[@moontime3334]

I know it's a joke but I'm pretty sure one of the creators is voicing Banban

[@elampersick]

Red Guy from DHMIS but with a sixth of the budget.

[@JustABroom]

first actor to get paid 1 Banbillion dollars

[@dew7350]

Billions... just like Banban's polygon count lmao

[@keithmayeresera4809]

Do you know one of the euphoric bros voiced ban ban 😮😮😮😮

[@fancypantz3989]

Even dawko knows this game is goofy 💀

[@PC_Animations]

IKR LOL

[@TD4rth]

W

[@NONAMENONAME-xd6zy]

That’s the best part

[@glitterplatter]

FR HES TRYING SO HARD TO BE NICE

[@Fotlynroblox]

Lol

[@MarKreationsStudios]

10:17 I love the way Dawko tries and fails to contain his laughter at the god awful voice acting XD

[@KallMeSum69]

Lol

[@nebulaproductions7863]

I actually thought the voice acting was okay (my opinion)

[@DrinzenDrawz]

​@@nebulaproductions7863 its not THAT bad, but the voice doesn't fit the character at all

[@tuzzysloshyt4323]

Three birds with one stone 😐😐😐😐😐

[@Vlox931]

@@tuzzysloshyt4323 I get all of your keycards 😐😐😐😐😐

[@schlooble]

Garten of banban is like "The Room" of mascot horror. It fails at being scary so horribly that it becomes funny instead

[@hylianmono]

The Room was supposed to be a horror game???

[@schlooble]

@@hylianmono the room, as in the movie by Tommy wiseau. I've never heard of a videogame called the room

[@ralphdary7050]

That might be the point. I'm definitely not disappointed even though I should be.

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

"I did not hit her, I did not. Oh hi Mark"

[@leolizard3152]

I like how much the nonexistent art style clashes with some assets. Just look at the "Built in Roblox" remote compared to literally everything in that room @4:47 This game feels like an A.I. threw a ton of indie horror game tropes into a trash bin, shook it up and through it into a game.

[@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6314]

Fr they can't even justify it with 'it's an artistic decision' like Hello Neighbor did, because there, at least all of the assets looked just as bad. Here, you got the stolen ultra realistic chair model on the same screen as the default blender cube remote 💀

[@ZombieManF]

It’s even worse because the model is like a billion polygons or something ridiculous despite looking like THAT 💀

[@puppercop9438]

That sounds better than this game tbh

[@brikkets]

i'm pretty sure some of the designs *were* created by an ai, the promotional art (of banban especially) looks pretty off, and not in the "this is badly made" way but in a "this wasn't even made by a person" way

[@gloxost]

if mascot horror was a sentence this game would be the dot

[@Komachichuu]

Why does Banban sound like that one awkward co worker who asks for help opening a drink every shift

[@skullboybrazil2583]

banban sounds like the kind of guy that goes to a heavy metal themed bar to order kool aid

[@thepumpkin3203]

This game is a masterpiece, the Garten of Ban Ban saved my life. If it weren’t for the Garten of Ban Ban, the world would be a much worse place. The Garten of Ban Ban is the best, the most emotional, the most intense game in the world.

[@heyittgsf]

Preach 😤

[@glamjsplush9199]

Are you joking?

[@snakesbakecookies]

@@glamjsplush9199 yes, obviously

[@what7369]

@@glamjsplush9199 have you heard of sarcasm?

[@paulobase4716]

place your bets to that guy has an gun on his head from a garten of baban lover being forced to say that.

[@celestialstars9]

30:33: this made me laugh, Dawko's face and the long necks of the birds is so funny to look at lmao

[@Thorumsu]

This game has the best voice acting of all time. Witcher 3? Pffft. God Of War Ragnarok? The actors are not even trying. Garten Of Ban Ban voice acting is so professional, You can feel how they tried to make it perfect and totally did not quickly record some lines without even listening to them again.

[@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807]

The voice acting is so professional the voice actor got tired before even delivering his lines 🤣🤣🤣

[@xxmidnight12xx18]

I don’t really care for the games, but I’m happy to sit through simply because I enjoy Dawko’s and other creators commentary. I appreciate their effort on the videos.

[@sundowner414]

It’s ok Lewis, you don’t have to pretend to like anything in these games

[@Korinasol84]

I find it funny how dawko literally says that he knows a certain area is a testing facility from playing so many horror games 💀💀💀

[@doctordubstepgaming6706]

gartan of banban is like baby's first mascot horror it's not scary and gets the point across a bit to easy and the puzzles are lego game level anyone can figure them out just be looking at them

[@dew7350]

​@@ArtistTics i don't think the Euphoric Brothers were making this ironically, sadly. The devlogs on their channel say otherwise :(

[@ValidT]

@@ArtistTics They have blocked people before for criticizing their game, I don't think it's satire.

[@TylerNovakYT]

​@@ArtistTics don't give them the benefit of the doubt, they're nowhere near that clever

[@somemadnessfan4763]

as someone who is currently trying to 100% LEGO Marvel Superheroes this is an insult to LEGO games

[@testerwulf3357]

@@ArtistTics A few things may be jokes but the games themselves were created seriously by the creators it isn’t satire or anything 😅

[@nobodynexus]

You KNOW a game is bad if even Dawko's joking on it

[@fnaf_1987_]

Dawko literally gives horror games life when he plays them 😄

[@ivanpetrovsky.]

yeah. this one doesn't even have a soul

[@fnaf_1987_]

@@ivanpetrovsky. lol

[@tangytoucan9832]

I wish Dawko wasn't a living defibrillator, this game should have been done with death row by now

[@guyferrari8124]

“Horror”

[@tenn5374]

you can see the slow descent into disappointment of Dawko through the game

[@Lefty9678]

You know it’s bad if even Dawko says “it’s… well”

[@jakoblightcap729]

38:41 the QR code says “there’s no such thing as a perfect kindergartner” fun little detail I noticed

[@Trenton-om9qs]

This is definitely a game of all time

[@bluemofo4920]

It feels almost surreal seeing dawko not like a game

[@MinMin4theWinWin]

I mean bambilina didn't do to bad!

[@gavinjames645]

Hey dawko can you pls play in sound mind pls, it’s a psychological horror game about a therapist who travels through the thoughts and memories of his now dead patients in the form of cassette tapes, it’s full of puzzles, mysteries, interesting characters and awesome music as well as a great story, it’s really good and fun but extremely underrated for some reason and the game isn’t even that old.

[@lysander2337]

Yes plsss it's so good

[@Mike14264]

Ooh, that sounds so cool!!

[@cawsomeaolin]

yessss but i dont think the little kids will like it because no color blob man :(

[@aurumaxolotl529]

I’ve never heard of it but cool 🎉🎉🎉

[@AWildGinger_Rawr]

We need to give Dawko even more respect then we already do. He's selling his soul to Buff Helpy and playing Garden of BanBan so that we don't have to.

[@Randy50413]

Fun fact: The Euphoric Brothers made a game about a school shooting that was very depressing and they handled how they think terribly.

[@LunarStarlightsArt]

Yeah, these people are kind of scumbags, and judging by how horribly they respond to criticism, I don't think I'm going to stop believing that anytime soon...

[@thepinkgoblinwhounpluggedy3726]

And don’t forget they where planing to make a sequel to that game and the only reason they haven’t made it is because this game became some how successful 😊

[@keithmayeresera4809]

The euphoric bros voice one of the characters

[@nman551]

Yep…

[@testerwulf3357]

The voice acting (of Banban) reminded me of reading in class ngl.. not much emotion, just reading the words on the page you were given out loud because the teacher forced you

[@Pleasestopnoguing]

Banban sounds like the grabbed a random guy they pulled off the street to voice him😂😂😂

[@llewelynshingler2173]

That's troubling, given that he is voiced by one of the developers

[@Pleasestopnoguing]

@@llewelynshingler2173 that’s what I’m saying, it’s so bad and I’m shocked that they don’t have a team to help flesh this out for them or hire new VA’s for the game. This game is really poorly made and now they’ve taken to Twitter to complain about people not liking it and refunding the game, (Also death threats which isn’t ok, but their primary complaint was people not liking it). There was also a very talented animator who tried giving kind and constructive criticism about how to improve textures for the character models and guess what, they blocked them. Which really kinda dug the hole deeper for them as being adverse to criticism and intentionally making a bad game. Last night they announced a mobile port🙄🙄🙄🙄 which is weird because if people don’t like your game, why port it to mobile devices?

[@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807]

The whole game looks like it was made by random people who were pulled off the street

[@itsbob6943]

In the the years I've watched Dawko, I've never seen the man this bored with a horror game.

[@The_Red_Spy_TF2]

The year is 2034. We are currently awaiting the release of Garten of Banban 209 3 months after Garten of Banban 207 and 208

[@aruce9]

I am glad that even Dawko is starting to get tired of this trend.

[@Mike14264]

It's a sign that enough really is enough.

[@ralphdary7050]

The poppy trend or this?

[@LunarStarlightsArt]

​@@ralphdary7050 Probably the trend of awful, poorly made mascot horror games, that are clearly made as a quick cash grab, getting popular

[@ralphdary7050]

@@LunarStarlightsArt the irony.

[@useryeeted4336]

Dawko got TWO shinny Opila baby birds in his playthrough! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT??? 30:31

[@cravengameknight949]

Bro who cares this game blows

[@Dragonmongamer]

1/8192 chance

[@tm0410]

Its a one out of banbanillion chance of ever happening

[@Cerisekiwi5030]

I gotta admit though it’s definitely better than the first chapter what I mean by that is that it didn’t have much of a boring atmosphere constantly around it like it did in the first one the creators of this game definitely improved

[@wispisang]

BanBan’s delivery made me cry. You can feel the soul and heart behind his delivery, and it is bone chilling. This is definitely a game of 2023.

[@sweepingcar0289]

I love how even dawko is clowning on this game

[@brandonsalazar9688]

Garten of Banban is basically everything poppy playtime is, minus the quality.

[@ed_cmntonly]

@@MA5HAP the world's too fucked for us to save 💀💀💀

[@ralphdary7050]

Probably the point.

[@llewelynshingler2173]

​@@ed_cmntonly We can save it, but Prince EA is too full of himself to.

[@TotallyNormalGuy690]

​@@MA5HAPNPC comment

[@cravengameknight949]

What quality?

[@georgieboat]

I love when ban ban says “I’m going to garten!!” And then garten of ban ban 2’s all over those guys

[@roderickbawcutt]

Have whatever opinion you want on this "series" but it's alot of fun to watch people like Dawko play the games

[@LanaTheSockPuppeteer]

True

[@raelogan]

Dawko's face during the math equation is such a mood

[@psychoneticcc]

You know, when the demo came out, I really thought this game had potential! I thought wrong.

[@rambleytheraccoon123]

I like how chapter 2 feels like it made the game less goofy

[@BigFellaFantaEater]

Well.............

[@mizzix]

In their attempt to make it less goofy they made it goofier lmao

[@Mike14264]

Yeah... with the underground liminal space-esque facility, the school of basketballs, bowling pins and watering cans, and a Banban with the most basic voice (I know there's lore reasons, but c'mon, he sounds like a regular bloke instead of a cartoon character).

[@Jumpyman_thegamerYT]

@@Mike14264 Well, according to the notes, all the characters have DNA from a human donor spliced into them. They act exactly like the original donor, with the same intelligence levels and voice. So that's why.

[@Mike14264]

@@Jumpyman_thegamerYT yeah, like I said, there's lore reasons, I get those. But he still sounds a little too uninterested... And it's still weird that their voice doesn't sound at least a little changed.

[@NorthernL1ghtProductions]

You know it's bad when dawko has mixed feelings about it

[@espion7]

Garten of Banban 2 really is one of the game of all time, thats for sure

[@ethanh.7365]

If this game wasn't made just for merchandising, it would be fun in it's own fun bad way.

[@xAgonyAngelx]

" What is this game. What am I playing. " lmfaoo good question

[@dastardlydino9750]

of all the goofy things in this game, the thing that bugs me the most is that they spelt the scientific name for flamingo wrong

[@verity_amo]

You can tell the voice actors really gave it their all

[@skullboybrazil2583]

yeah,they sound like they had been sleep deprived for 2 days

[@LunarStarlightsArt]

To be fair, the voice actresses for Slow Seline and Banbaleena sounded like they at least tried to put in some effort, BanBan's voice actor on the other hand...

[@skullboybrazil2583]

@@LunarStarlightsArt banban sounds like the type of guy that would sell his car to buy gasoline

[@LunarStarlightsArt]

@@skullboybrazil2583 no 🧢

[@giihuwu5688]

​@@skullboybrazil2583 It is actually explained in the game's "lore" that the voices of the characters are the voices of people who donated their DNA to make them live with Gevanium. Banban's voice is just from a random smart doctor, no wonder it doesn't fit.

[@dragonery13]

44:35 has gotta be my favorite part in this. Just the scream as she's being yeeted out of the room and Dawko loosing it afterwards is comedy gold to me

[@BunnyGirl4296]

I just love watching your videos Dawko . It always makes my day.😊

[@Xeorboom]

never stop birding up also Banban sounds like an overworked retail employee

[@fredbeardoezstuff7941]

21:06 HE SAID THE THING!

[@freshpetrichor]

*BIRD UP!*

[@VannyPlayZ_YT]

Dude when you said they wrote this in Microsoft paint I laugh so hard XD

[@mooncatto.]

the game has so many errors not only in the mechanics but also in the story. HOWEVER, i see potential in the developers and w the "right" support i know the can improve their designer skills + polish this game w better grapichs, mechanics and a better story. FUN FACT: both poppy playtime and garten of banban are in the developing of their 3rd chapter even tho poppy playtime came out in october of 2021 lol.

[@FlooferLand]

To be honest, this is a BIG improvement over the first game. And even tho it's not really a horror game and it's very goofy it's still very entertaining

[@thefallen2220]

The same could be said for Poppy Playtime 1 and 2 except on VERY different scales

[@MaidofRage420]

When even Dawko doesn't praise your game, you know you fucked up beyond recognition.

[@UnluckyReye]

Dawko I love your content! Thanks for consistenly posting! This video will probs be really good!

[@shreyatries2animate]

The only part that was scary for me was the spider one and that's just because I have arachnaphobia.

[@Nico-tw2or]

it's good that these kind of games exist because you can clearly take notes on what isn't working out andyou can take the negative feedback to make your own game less goofy

[@dangerber23]

I just realized this by NabNab is litteraly Banban spelled backwards

[@ZayJayPlays]

Garten of BanBan: Eating cooked Pizza dough Garten of BanBan 2: Eating cooked pizza dough with a mountain of olives.

[@GippyHappy]

Dawko struggling to think of something nice: It was...longer than the first game...

[@ianthehedgehog9327]

2:26 It's always the funny edits of the facecam like this one that get me. Keep it up dude! 3:33 And these moments. They're always so goofy and hilarious that I crack up every time.

[@Mike14264]

This man breezed through the game in 44 minutes on his first playthrough?? Damn!

[@officialstevedtotallynotfa4449]

He cut some parts

[@Mike14264]

@@officialstevedtotallynotfa4449 ah, makes sense.

[@Sorzianz]

20:44 “NOT YOU AGAAAAIN!” Famous last words: Lewis Dawkins

[@shedaboi4452]

I hate how entertaining I think this game is. Everything about it is a spit in the face but I just keep coming back. 😫🤣

[@mrflipflop9477]

I hate that everybody’s playing garden of BamBam and nobody’s playing Pizza Tower even though it’s been in development for years

[@HallowzDev]

Pizza tower > garten of banban

[@lasticflace1416]

You even spelled "Garten of Banban" wrong💀

[@iamthecharedlto]

You know you messed up when even dawko hates your game

[@Scr33nCat]

“How hot is the sun?” “I’m so funny!” LOOOL

[@IanYt_Gameplay]

In the year 2025 I bet there will be a Garden Of BanBan movie or series coming out.

[@chimehazeyyy]

This is definitely one of the games of all time I have to say

[@Hazbin-hotel-babe]

Love when he lingers like a child who doesn't obey instructions

[@SirMeows010]

I can already tell Dawko playing this is gonna be amazing

[@moltonvods]

DAWKO COVERING THE GAME FINALLY!

[@shadruw6354]

Ngl that first nab nab jump scare made me push my keyboard to the side.

[@AstralSpiff]

It’s basically the first chapter, but over and over with slight changes. Some creative silly moments, but 7$ for mostly boring, repetitive moments without replayability. Looks boring to speedrun even.

[@Blue_Kicks]

It honestly feels like a challenge by the devs to delay people from beating the game for so long that they can't refund. I was in a discord call with my friends speedrunning and thank god I got my refund but like my god, really really stupid.

[@snowflake3129]

this is gonna be a fun video for sure 😭 this game is certainly something! glad to see dawkos reactions

[@AloneJupiter]

one of my friends gifted me this game just to torture me and i gotta say that it's definitely an....improvment?? i mean it's something for sure, like its not good but its not terrific in a way that makes you want to squeeze your eyes out so i would still consider it alright, i mean atleast it's somewhat better then the first instalment of whatever this thing is.

[@depressedtatouwu725]

I feel bad for dawko's 5 dollars,you and your 5 dollars deserve better 😭 Thanks for paying for this joke of a game,you're a legend.

[@nman551]

THIS WAS 5 DOLLARS

[@depressedtatouwu725]

@@nman551 yes 4'99 exactly

[@muggz41]

look at the doorway at 2:45 and you can see the spider looking at the player

[@blinky6254]

22:24 Why is the drone in the naughty corner XD

[@fnaffireworks]

Bro I’ve been watching you from the start keep it up!

[@sheepsoni4879]

I feel like people are going to make Banbaleena's scream a meme.

[@SteelWingMaster_]

Who knew a goofy game would get a part 2 All of us actually

[@kevinguzmanmusic]

Banban's speaking voice was such a fail lmaooo

[@bennetmcgravey-vanlauwe9514]

I have a feeling this series is going to be the Spider-Man 3 of video games. It’s going to be bad, but so entertaining that it won’t even matter. Especially the part where the teacher got squashed, that was comedy gold.

[@shewolfcub3]

The first two Tobey moviesa re the best spiderman films

[@Silraps]

Ah come on, i thought Spider-Man 3 wasn't bad at all

[@shewolfcub3]

@@Silraps its decent

[@Silraps]

@@shewolfcub3 Yeah the first 2 are much better

[@graceholbert2126]

This feels even more like an AI-generated product with the inclusion of the backrooms-like "abyss".

[@graceholbert2126]

Lol and the voice actors sound like they came off of Craig's List.

[@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807]

Kinda feels like they were too bored to make bigger environments so they included the void as part of the main game 😂

[@OsamuuDazaiii]

Garten of banban is one of the games ever

[@PowrfulRage]

Definitely one of the games of 2023

[@lneethn2529]

Garten of Banban is definitely one of the games of all time.

[@bacon3025]

The second one was actually kind of fun ofc the game could be way better if it had a whole team but it was actually pretty ok

[@cravengameknight949]

Bro what?

[@OliviaWestmorland]

You know once all the sequels are out they’ll make another

[@bonziboyspy]

I mean yeah they announced their release schedule theres alot of games planned for the banban universe it's just a passion project I don't think they expected like this big of a crowd

[@WreckedElk]

@@bonziboyspy Nah they're making these "games" for money, nothing more. It's so painfully obvious too

[@seafoam8845]

@@bonziboyspy Ah yes, the passion project where they immediately made merch the second it came out! Totally a sign that they didn't expect a big audience /s

[@RedKingMTX]

38:42 that qr code spells: ''There is no such thing as a perfect kindergarten''