Gary Lineker’s hilarious Barcelona transfer story 😂😂

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Күн бұрын

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@caeserromero3013
@caeserromero3013 Жыл бұрын
He was more restrained than I would have been. If they'd asked me if I'd heard of Maradona, I'd have said: "Yeah, I've got all her albums, " 😂
@nme9879
@nme9879 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@alexkidd4604
@alexkidd4604 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@miguelf7717
@miguelf7717 5 ай бұрын
Hilarius
@xboxtest4226
@xboxtest4226 9 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard - I've Linekered myself!
@csalt5235
@csalt5235 Жыл бұрын
In the box goalscorer he has be one of the best.
@RTM-Sports
@RTM-Sports Жыл бұрын
Gary used to play box in a box
@FRANCCARBONELL
@FRANCCARBONELL 2 ай бұрын
Lineker vas ser un ídol d,adolescència molts gols
@1002l
@1002l Жыл бұрын
That Genoa team a year later knocked liverpool out of the uefa cup on route to the semis and finished 4th in serie a(when it was at its peak) interesting to see what lineker would have added.
@shahedmc9656
@shahedmc9656 5 ай бұрын
I remember that, they beat us in Genoa and played really well against us at Anfield.
@chrisscanlon9186
@chrisscanlon9186 Жыл бұрын
Sweet lord the suspense was killing me. What a story what an absolute
@andrewlaycock3269
@andrewlaycock3269 Жыл бұрын
He’s right, it is a long story.
@RTM-Sports
@RTM-Sports Жыл бұрын
Gary’s timing is always off on the punchline. Swear he is the only one who likes his stories. The other two always fake laugh it out!
@ivanohemartin
@ivanohemartin Жыл бұрын
You know private jet? Not private jet, but still a jet.
@nialldunne4625
@nialldunne4625 Жыл бұрын
Micah Richards really will laugh at anything!!
@RTM-Sports
@RTM-Sports Жыл бұрын
Gary’s 422 formation is very questionable
@chuma19
@chuma19 Жыл бұрын
Gary just wasn't a Cruyff striker. He preferred and was rumoured to have tried to get Marco van Basten, who had struggled to settle earlier in his Milan career. Gary wasn't technically gifted to the extent that Cruyff wanted, so it was inevitable that he had to go.
@useryt205
@useryt205 Жыл бұрын
3 minutes of my life I'll never get back
@leesmith-dennis4141
@leesmith-dennis4141 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but you weren't doing anything with them anyway, so.....
@RTM-Sports
@RTM-Sports Жыл бұрын
@@leesmith-dennis4141every three minutes a starving orphan dies in Africa listening to a Gary Lineker joke, about himself!
@fwpm7662
@fwpm7662 Жыл бұрын
I like Gary lineker as a presenter 😮
@steve10
@steve10 Жыл бұрын
Awww how sweet
@athimcnyamana354
@athimcnyamana354 Жыл бұрын
I needed this good laugh. The chemistry of this trio is amazing and so natural. Each bringing in their knowledge of the game and then being so effortless in matching it up with their own anectdotes. Awesome stuff!! 😆🤣
@RTM-Sports
@RTM-Sports Жыл бұрын
So which one are you then Gary, Micah or Alan?
@jamescarr4662
@jamescarr4662 Жыл бұрын
Its all so humble on point and underrated eh...oh and what a narrative!
@athimcnyamana354
@athimcnyamana354 Жыл бұрын
@@RTM-Sports you know what I wish I could burst on to the scene and say I'm a Big Meeks but the introvert in me would side eye me stupid😂 I'm a relaxed Mr Alan Shearer. 😂
@RTM-Sports
@RTM-Sports Жыл бұрын
@@athimcnyamana354 Shearer, shearer!☝️😉 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@ashleesales9318
@ashleesales9318 Жыл бұрын
Gary could of shat in his own hands and Richards would have laughed
@18262blink
@18262blink Жыл бұрын
He did have a shit v Ireland once
@peterruff5810
@peterruff5810 Жыл бұрын
And he spoke Irish afterwards.
@garymccormack3552
@garymccormack3552 Жыл бұрын
I would aswell tbf
@RTM-Sports
@RTM-Sports Жыл бұрын
@@garymccormack3552 would be comical. He could do for comic relief
@roywinstanley9402
@roywinstanley9402 Жыл бұрын
Why on earth didn't Everton have first option for Gary on his return from Spain instead of him joining spurs ?
@エラー-e7v
@エラー-e7v Жыл бұрын
Another classic Everton move
@johnnylebay2059
@johnnylebay2059 Жыл бұрын
Because they're Everton.
@pmorton7960
@pmorton7960 Жыл бұрын
Alitalia was a nightmare of delays and lost luggage. I remember back in 07' they found a gang of stolen luggage in this dudes garage. 😂
@EricPollarrd
@EricPollarrd Жыл бұрын
Imagine sticking Lineker on the wing 😆
@RTM-Sports
@RTM-Sports Жыл бұрын
He must of had a hard time sprinting more than 5 yards
@prometheustv6558
@prometheustv6558 4 ай бұрын
He wanted to get rid of him. He did and won 4 consecutive titles
@EricPollarrd
@EricPollarrd 4 ай бұрын
@@prometheustv6558 must’ve been a personal thing then cuz he’d have won them more easy. It’s funny how he was one of the least skilled footballers ever while being the best goal poacher ever too. Could barely even keepy-up 😂
@prometheustv6558
@prometheustv6558 4 ай бұрын
@@EricPollarrd he wouldn’t. Lineker didn’t fit his style. Lineker was a fast forward who was great on the counter while Cruyff was trying to play possession football. And it’s not like Gary won any league titles in his career
@icesbo
@icesbo Жыл бұрын
If you don’t have a nice thing to say about someone don’t say anything I think Gary is one of the best if not the best sport presenter👌🏾
@steve10
@steve10 Жыл бұрын
I'll say this for him , he's a jug eared 🤬🤬🤬
@Bobbibouchersmumwasright
@Bobbibouchersmumwasright Жыл бұрын
Geared up Gary
@RTM-Sports
@RTM-Sports Жыл бұрын
Gary is always geared up
@tutin4090
@tutin4090 3 ай бұрын
Alan's Funny Stories.
@richardbeasley7756
@richardbeasley7756 Жыл бұрын
One of the best black players ever is Gary
@RTM-Sports
@RTM-Sports Жыл бұрын
Gary is always clout seeking!
@CaptainoftheCs
@CaptainoftheCs Жыл бұрын
Guess you had to be there…
@TeamOfThe80s
@TeamOfThe80s Жыл бұрын
😂
@johnkavanagh3830
@johnkavanagh3830 Жыл бұрын
'Pitch Talk' my arse. This is a straight rip from the Match Of The Day podcast
@20thCenturyPox
@20thCenturyPox Жыл бұрын
Some accent coaching from Steve McClaren here
@chriscoughlan5221
@chriscoughlan5221 5 ай бұрын
so where did he go after leaving barsa?
@chriscoughlan5221
@chriscoughlan5221 5 ай бұрын
its ok i googled it, he went to Spuds! for 3 years!
@cdifff643
@cdifff643 Жыл бұрын
Can i have my time back gary
@keithy507
@keithy507 Жыл бұрын
Gary Lineker loves telling stories about Gary Lineker!
@MartinHiggins1972
@MartinHiggins1972 Жыл бұрын
Anecdotes tend to feature oneself.
@pablo65315
@pablo65315 Жыл бұрын
Somebody define hilarious
@Andymacstrap
@Andymacstrap Жыл бұрын
Wow… just wow…..
@dazediss6629
@dazediss6629 Жыл бұрын
Well… that was a story. The only thing I don’t like about hear guys is that they seem to think that if you laugh much louder and longer than usual then it makes the story funnier.
@RTM-Sports
@RTM-Sports Жыл бұрын
Classic Gary hangers on looking to keep that bbc motd salary coming in
@nemo9248
@nemo9248 Жыл бұрын
He took the Qatar money
@Tigerwoods663
@Tigerwoods663 Жыл бұрын
The words hilarious and Gary Lineker are not two words that go together. !!
@habibnajib4282
@habibnajib4282 Жыл бұрын
yeah, three
@chrisscanlon9186
@chrisscanlon9186 Жыл бұрын
I am glad he cut A really boring story short. My cousin put scaffolding up around his house when he was at spurs and he said he was as much of a twat then as he is now, ,
@66BranDo
@66BranDo Жыл бұрын
Your cousin?
@elpapa68
@elpapa68 Жыл бұрын
@@66BranDo His cousin
@jasonwilson-nw5pe
@jasonwilson-nw5pe Жыл бұрын
About as funny as Nish kumar
@RTM-Sports
@RTM-Sports Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine being at 5 famous people you would like to have dinner with event but two of the spaces were already taken by Nish Kumar and Gary Lineker 😵
@dharmachariaryavachin845
@dharmachariaryavachin845 Жыл бұрын
Great punch line! 😂
@cosmopolitanranks3996
@cosmopolitanranks3996 29 күн бұрын
Hilarious
@WSGtr12
@WSGtr12 4 ай бұрын
He shat on pitch.
@SourCrossy
@SourCrossy Жыл бұрын
You spelt terrible wrong
@ozzy7728
@ozzy7728 Жыл бұрын
Oxygen thief
@bennib5
@bennib5 Жыл бұрын
Like yourself
@RTM-Sports
@RTM-Sports Жыл бұрын
Gary’s jokes are worse than covid!
@camo68
@camo68 Жыл бұрын
What a knob My old mate Bupps went to school in Leicester, the school knob never grew out of it..... WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
@zapre2284
@zapre2284 Жыл бұрын
I actually know a Bupps from Leicester lol
@Carmine_Lupertazzi
@Carmine_Lupertazzi Жыл бұрын
Gary Lineker... the man, the myth, the bellend.
@kieranedwards8604
@kieranedwards8604 Жыл бұрын
Gary is so desperately in love ….. with Gary!
@adegusto8004
@adegusto8004 Жыл бұрын
... then I said exactly like mickey mouse😂😂
@CimbomFanFiction
@CimbomFanFiction Жыл бұрын
Lmao what? U laughing at made up jokes now?😂😂 doesnt even make sense
@joerobinson1672
@joerobinson1672 Жыл бұрын
So Funny, why isnt he on the circuit ?
@danielchruzander4560
@danielchruzander4560 Жыл бұрын
3 out of 5
@jock2109
@jock2109 Жыл бұрын
As funny as a case of Diahorrhea
@lws7394
@lws7394 Жыл бұрын
A clownequw scene , but the Genoa president wasn't really bluffing, because in 1992the team played semis in the Uefa Cup and nearly could ve reached the final. They brought a team with the Brazilian 1994 workdchamp Brancu, Czech forward Tomas Skuhtavy, Urugay striker Carlos Aguilera and Azurro Stefano Ereni . Not a bad team really ..
@jsequine927
@jsequine927 Жыл бұрын
Yes but not Maradona and an Basten
@bushwhackeddos.2703
@bushwhackeddos.2703 6 ай бұрын
He should have stayed there.
@SC-vz9ie
@SC-vz9ie Жыл бұрын
Did you say a 4 2 2 formation, Gary? Errr … 🤨
@latchmere100
@latchmere100 Жыл бұрын
Retire Gary and save the licence payer some money.
@thehugereggaeshow3059
@thehugereggaeshow3059 Жыл бұрын
So much Lineker hating.........Helping immigrants really pisses off sad people.....They're all furious about him.
@zapre2284
@zapre2284 Жыл бұрын
People usually do have an aversion to those aiding the foreign occupation of your homeland
@kevincollier6640
@kevincollier6640 Жыл бұрын
🥱
@deanmoncaster
@deanmoncaster Жыл бұрын
Didn't really laugh, a build up for a poor ending
@Nantwichfarmer
@Nantwichfarmer Жыл бұрын
About as funny as a heart attack.
@brainhammond9183
@brainhammond9183 Жыл бұрын
no comments
@TheRealAhoy
@TheRealAhoy Жыл бұрын
That 6 months or whatever on the right wing for Cruyff probably ended up raising his football iq 50 points
@ryansmith240992
@ryansmith240992 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@mm9773
@mm9773 Жыл бұрын
We can read whole sentences, you know. Stop this two words at a time subtitle nonsense, it’s annoying.
@CarlosSamuel-ms9ee
@CarlosSamuel-ms9ee Жыл бұрын
Kin hell he's annoyed a bunch of ppl in the comments with some innocuous political opinion. They've all came on here just to criticise a humorous anecdote, kinda sad tbh.
@zapre2284
@zapre2284 Жыл бұрын
Yes. The man is a bell end who never stfu about his brainless political opinions. Well done for noticing
@vo4068
@vo4068 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious Gary, nearly as good as your salary, at least 6,500 tv licence fees per year!
@ronb5714
@ronb5714 2 ай бұрын
Yes; anyone who works for the BBC should do it for free. And the BBC should also get the best talent. That’s obvious. Anyone who can’t see that doesn’t deserve a marvellous Tory government.
@plweis7203
@plweis7203 Жыл бұрын
Tssr
@zapre2284
@zapre2284 Жыл бұрын
How long before Gary is found to be a bit of a Phil Schofield ?
@DaveyMulholland
@DaveyMulholland Жыл бұрын
You wish
@tonypine3434
@tonypine3434 Жыл бұрын
when his super injunction runs out. don't think he's a pedo tho, just a terrible person.
@cormackhotzie7874
@cormackhotzie7874 Жыл бұрын
You know you've made it when people laugh at your lame joke like that
@RTM-Sports
@RTM-Sports Жыл бұрын
Proper 😂😂😂
@robb3474
@robb3474 Жыл бұрын
I'd bet my house on that not being true.. Gary Linekar's biggest fan....is Gary Linekar
@Equaliser9955
@Equaliser9955 Жыл бұрын
Well don’t watch
@bonjovi7120
@bonjovi7120 Жыл бұрын
Must have been really hard for a black guy like gary lineker to go through all of this
@donovanferland3088
@donovanferland3088 Жыл бұрын
I don’t get it?
@Tangerine229
@Tangerine229 Жыл бұрын
@@donovanferland3088the idiot Lineker claimed he faced racial prejudice/discrimination at school because his skin tone was ‘darker’ than the average white person. It was actually because he had such a tiny brain.
@useryt205
@useryt205 Жыл бұрын
​​@@donovanferland3088lineker said he received racial abuse because his skin was "darkish"
@bonjovi7120
@bonjovi7120 Жыл бұрын
@@donovanferland3088 i am not suprised
@deanoskulinich2189
@deanoskulinich2189 Жыл бұрын
@@donovanferland3088 he said he got bullied in school for having dark skin.
@mdluk199
@mdluk199 Жыл бұрын
Lineker is an irritating W⚓
@lawrencew3703
@lawrencew3703 Жыл бұрын
Did you ever hear the joke about 3 ex footballers one of them telling a joke that wasn’t very funny who was a left wing mouthpiece and the other two idiots who will laugh at anything to keep them in a job
@jeffreycordrey1868
@jeffreycordrey1868 Жыл бұрын
Did he play on the left aproper lefty
@Dan-rc1sl
@Dan-rc1sl Жыл бұрын
🍉
@lesglover9353
@lesglover9353 Жыл бұрын
Konb.
@richukny
@richukny Жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@DeconstructedLearningOfficial
@DeconstructedLearningOfficial Жыл бұрын
“Hilarious” can’t be used in a more wrong context
@chrisfleet999
@chrisfleet999 Жыл бұрын
100 things that never happened......
@XACMPL
@XACMPL Жыл бұрын
let me know where you acquired the crystal ball of the past id like one as well
@chrisfleet999
@chrisfleet999 Жыл бұрын
@@XACMPL are you OK?
@XACMPL
@XACMPL Жыл бұрын
wonderful dude send link to crystal ball so i can learn the knowledge of the past @@chrisfleet999
@RTM-Sports
@RTM-Sports Жыл бұрын
@@chrisfleet999Micah’s left the building
@saorsa5
@saorsa5 Жыл бұрын
Ok
@frankythefox
@frankythefox Жыл бұрын
Hilarious ?... really ....
@jamesgibson6522
@jamesgibson6522 Жыл бұрын
Gay!!!!!!
@paulday9760
@paulday9760 Жыл бұрын
Can't stand Lineker
@ronb5714
@ronb5714 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, mad how the minute he started coming out with stuff like “Maybe letting schoolkids go hungry, when we’re one of the richest counties in the world,” and started taking in refugees to his own home, some people decided that they’d never liked him. Cunts, mainly.
@derekbarnes370
@derekbarnes370 Жыл бұрын
Not even funny let alone hilarious, give it a pass
@FREEDOM_uk
@FREEDOM_uk Жыл бұрын
That's all he is a joke, done nothing for the England
@philipwinn4216
@philipwinn4216 Жыл бұрын
In the 4th room were walkers crisps and the rest is history. One boring story by the way but not surprised
@gb194
@gb194 Жыл бұрын
Baby beheading black 😂 sympathiser.
@paulmclaughlin8038
@paulmclaughlin8038 Жыл бұрын
Gary is a bit much
@standstand6569
@standstand6569 Жыл бұрын
Lineker was very vocal and strident with his views on BLM and other issues that suit his agenda. His silence on the barbaric slaughter in Israel speaks volumes on his stance. Shame on him and his ilk.
@deletebilderberg
@deletebilderberg Жыл бұрын
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