Gary Lineker’s hilarious Barcelona transfer story 😂😂

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[@caeserromero3013]

He was more restrained than I would have been. If they'd asked me if I'd heard of Maradona, I'd have said: "Yeah, I've got all her albums, " 😂

[@nme9879]

Brilliant 😂

[@alexkidd4604]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@xboxtest4226]

I laughed so hard - I've Linekered myself!

[@csalt5235]

In the box goalscorer he has be one of the best.

[@RTM-Sports]

Gary used to play box in a box

[@nialldunne4625]

Micah Richards really will laugh at anything!!

[@RTM-Sports]

Gary’s 422 formation is very questionable

[@chrisscanlon9186]

Sweet lord the suspense was killing me. What a story what an absolute

[@chu2ks2dfutur]

Gary just wasn't a Cruyff striker. He preferred and was rumoured to have tried to get Marco van Basten, who had struggled to settle earlier in his Milan career. Gary wasn't technically gifted to the extent that Cruyff wanted, so it was inevitable that he had to go.

[@useryt205]

3 minutes of my life I'll never get back

[@leesmith-dennis4141]

Yeah, but you weren't doing anything with them anyway, so.....

[@RTM-Sports]

@@leesmith-dennis4141every three minutes a starving orphan dies in Africa listening to a Gary Lineker joke, about himself!

[@athimcnyamana354]

I needed this good laugh. The chemistry of this trio is amazing and so natural. Each bringing in their knowledge of the game and then being so effortless in matching it up with their own anectdotes. Awesome stuff!! 😆🤣

[@RTM-Sports]

So which one are you then Gary, Micah or Alan?

[@jamescarr4662]

Its all so humble on point and underrated eh...oh and what a narrative!

[@athimcnyamana354]

@@RTM-Sports you know what I wish I could burst on to the scene and say I'm a Big Meeks but the introvert in me would side eye me stupid😂 I'm a relaxed Mr Alan Shearer. 😂

[@RTM-Sports]

@@athimcnyamana354 Shearer, shearer!☝️😉 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@dharmachariaryavachin845]

Great punch line! 😂

[@Bobbibouchersmumwasright]

Geared up Gary

[@RTM-Sports]

Gary is always geared up

[@EricPollarrd]

Imagine sticking Lineker on the wing 😆

[@RTM-Sports]

He must of had a hard time sprinting more than 5 yards

[@fwpm7662]

I like Gary lineker as a presenter 😮

[@steve10]

Awww how sweet

[@andrewlaycock3269]

He’s right, it is a long story.

[@RTM-Sports]

Gary’s timing is always off on the punchline. Swear he is the only one who likes his stories. The other two always fake laugh it out!

[@Andymacstrap]

Wow… just wow…..

[@MaximilianXXX]

Good joke. Lineker always had natural comic timing.

[@RTM-Sports]

What at 3:10?

[@1002l]

That Genoa team a year later knocked liverpool out of the uefa cup on route to the semis and finished 4th in serie a(when it was at its peak) interesting to see what lineker would have added.

[@richardbeasley7756]

One of the best black players ever is Gary

[@RTM-Sports]

Gary is always clout seeking!

[@icesbo]

If you don’t have a nice thing to say about someone don’t say anything I think Gary is one of the best if not the best sport presenter👌🏾

[@steve10]

I'll say this for him , he's a jug eared 🤬🤬🤬

[@ashleesales9318]

Gary could of shat in his own hands and Richards would have laughed

[@18262blink]

He did have a shit v Ireland once

[@peterruff5810]

And he spoke Irish afterwards.

[@garymccormack3552]

I would aswell tbf

[@RTM-Sports]

@@garymccormack3552 would be comical. He could do for comic relief

[@pablo65315]

Somebody define hilarious

[@roywinstanley9402]

Why on earth didn't Everton have first option for Gary on his return from Spain instead of him joining spurs ?

[@user-jv2tw1no8x]

Another classic Everton move

[@johnnylebay2059]

Because they're Everton.

[@pmorton7960]

Alitalia was a nightmare of delays and lost luggage. I remember back in 07' they found a gang of stolen luggage in this dudes garage. 😂

[@ivanohemartin]

You know private jet? Not private jet, but still a jet.

[@cdifff643]

Can i have my time back gary

[@whatever22638]

I nodded off, what did I miss ?

[@20thCenturyPox]

Some accent coaching from Steve McClaren here

[@deletebilderberg]

🫥

[@jasonwilson-nw5pe]

About as funny as Nish kumar

[@RTM-Sports]

Can you imagine being at 5 famous people you would like to have dinner with event but two of the spaces were already taken by Nish Kumar and Gary Lineker 😵

[@johnkavanagh3830]

'Pitch Talk' my arse. This is a straight rip from the Match Of The Day podcast

[@ryansmith240992]

😂😂

[@richukny]

Brilliant

[@ozzy7728]

Oxygen thief

[@bennib5]

Like yourself

[@RTM-Sports]

Gary’s jokes are worse than covid!

[@danielchruzander4560]

3 out of 5

[@dazediss6629]

Well… that was a story. The only thing I don’t like about hear guys is that they seem to think that if you laugh much louder and longer than usual then it makes the story funnier.

[@RTM-Sports]

Classic Gary hangers on looking to keep that bbc motd salary coming in

[@camo68]

What a knob My old mate Bupps went to school in Leicester, the school knob never grew out of it..... WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

[@zapre2284]

I actually know a Bupps from Leicester lol

[@keithy507]

Gary Lineker loves telling stories about Gary Lineker!

[@MartinHiggins1972]

Anecdotes tend to feature oneself.

[@chrisscanlon9186]

I am glad he cut A really boring story short. My cousin put scaffolding up around his house when he was at spurs and he said he was as much of a twat then as he is now, ,

[@66BranDo]

Your cousin?

[@elpapa68]

@@66BranDo His cousin

[@nemo9248]

He took the Qatar money

[@vo4068]

Hilarious Gary, nearly as good as your salary, at least 6,500 tv licence fees per year!

[@brainhammond9183]

no comments

[@mickeyfinn8956]

Seems like Cruyff was a good judge of character

[@deanmoncaster]

Didn't really laugh, a build up for a poor ending

[@Soccarena]

Guess you had to be there…

[@TeamOfThe80s]

😂

[@Tigerwoods663]

The words hilarious and Gary Lineker are not two words that go together. !!

[@habibnajib4282]

yeah, three

[@plweis7203]

Tssr

[@joerobinson1672]

So Funny, why isnt he on the circuit ?

[@SourCrossy]

You spelt terrible wrong

[@adegusto8004]

... then I said exactly like mickey mouse😂😂

[@CimbomFanFiction]

Lmao what? U laughing at made up jokes now?😂😂 doesnt even make sense

[@jock2109]

As funny as a case of Diahorrhea

[@kieranedwards8604]

Gary is so desperately in love ….. with Gary!

[@latchmere100]

Retire Gary and save the licence payer some money.

[@Dan-rc1sl]

🍉

[@lws7394]

A clownequw scene , but the Genoa president wasn't really bluffing, because in 1992the team played semis in the Uefa Cup and nearly could ve reached the final. They brought a team with the Brazilian 1994 workdchamp Brancu, Czech forward Tomas Skuhtavy, Urugay striker Carlos Aguilera and Azurro Stefano Ereni . Not a bad team really ..

[@jsequine927]

Yes but not Maradona and an Basten

[@SC-vz9ie]

Did you say a 4 2 2 formation, Gary? Errr … 🤨

[@saorsa5]

Ok

[@Nantwichfarmer]

About as funny as a heart attack.

[@Carmine_Lupertazzi]

Gary Lineker... the man, the myth, the bellend.

[@paulday9760]

Can't stand Lineker

[@masmas6463]

you couldnt stand him so much that you came here lol

[@lesglover9353]

Konb.

[@mm9773]

We can read whole sentences, you know. Stop this two words at a time subtitle nonsense, it’s annoying.

[@zapre2284]

How long before Gary is found to be a bit of a Phil Schofield ?

[@DaveyMulholland]

You wish

[@tonypine3434]

when his super injunction runs out. don't think he's a pedo tho, just a terrible person.

[@cormackhotzie7874]

You know you've made it when people laugh at your lame joke like that

[@RTM-Sports]

Proper 😂😂😂

[@robb3474]

I'd bet my house on that not being true.. Gary Linekar's biggest fan....is Gary Linekar

[@Equaliser9955]

Well don’t watch

[@CarlosSamuel-ms9ee]

Kin hell he's annoyed a bunch of ppl in the comments with some innocuous political opinion. They've all came on here just to criticise a humorous anecdote, kinda sad tbh.

[@zapre2284]

Yes. The man is a bell end who never stfu about his brainless political opinions. Well done for noticing

[@mdluk199]

Lineker is an irritating W⚓

[@TheRealAhoy]

That 6 months or whatever on the right wing for Cruyff probably ended up raising his football iq 50 points

[@jamesgibson6522]

Gay!!!!!!

[@thehugereggaeshow3059]

So much Lineker hating.........Helping immigrants really pisses off sad people.....They're all furious about him.

[@zapre2284]

People usually do have an aversion to those aiding the foreign occupation of your homeland

[@DeconstructedLearningOfficial]

“Hilarious” can’t be used in a more wrong context

[@frankythefox]

Hilarious ?... really ....

[@chrisfleet999]

100 things that never happened......

[@XACMPL]

let me know where you acquired the crystal ball of the past id like one as well

[@chrisfleet999]

@@XACMPL are you OK?

[@XACMPL]

wonderful dude send link to crystal ball so i can learn the knowledge of the past @@chrisfleet999

[@RTM-Sports]

@@chrisfleet999Micah’s left the building

[@lawrencew3703]

Did you ever hear the joke about 3 ex footballers one of them telling a joke that wasn’t very funny who was a left wing mouthpiece and the other two idiots who will laugh at anything to keep them in a job

[@philipwinn4216]

In the 4th room were walkers crisps and the rest is history. One boring story by the way but not surprised

[@gb194]

Baby beheading black 😂 sympathiser.

[@derekbarnes370]

Not even funny let alone hilarious, give it a pass

[@FREEDOM_uk]

That's all he is a joke, done nothing for the England

[@Dr75532]

What a boring person! Was he ever that good? I think not

[@paulmclaughlin8038]

Gary is a bit much

[@bonjovi7120]

Must have been really hard for a black guy like gary lineker to go through all of this

[@donovanferland3088]

I don’t get it?

[@Tangerine229]

@@donovanferland3088the idiot Lineker claimed he faced racial prejudice/discrimination at school because his skin tone was ‘darker’ than the average white person. It was actually because he had such a tiny brain.

[@useryt205]

​​@@donovanferland3088lineker said he received racial abuse because his skin was "darkish"

[@bonjovi7120]

@@donovanferland3088 i am not suprised

[@deanoskulinich2189]

@@donovanferland3088 he said he got bullied in school for having dark skin.

[@standstand6569]

Lineker was very vocal and strident with his views on BLM and other issues that suit his agenda. His silence on the barbaric slaughter in Israel speaks volumes on his stance. Shame on him and his ilk.

[@jeffreycordrey1868]

Did he play on the left aproper lefty

[@kevincollier6640]

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