Gaurav Kapoor | No Ball | Stand Up Comedy 2019

It's a small funny story, probably made up or heard or true. It's about a weird situation with a kid and mixed up with nostalgia from our school days.
Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental . Also, pls share the details of coincidence is thatI can write another set in this.
CREDITS:
Written and Performed by: Gaurav Kapoor
/ gauravkpoor
Closing Song: Defaulters by Burrah
• DEFAULTERS - BURRAH x ...
Venue: The Habitat - Comedy and Music Cafe, Mumbai
Habitat Video Team: Dishang Popat, Nishant Thawrani, Yash Oandit
Habitat Audio Team: Sreejith Menon, Yash Barse
Post Production: Myoho Films
Edit and Grade: Karan Asnani
Sound Mixing and Mastering: Sreejit

[@GauravKapoor]

Upcoming Zoom Online / Live Show details are as follows: *India - Online Show - 31st Oct* - in.bookmyshow.com/events/gaurav-kapoor-live-online-sitdown-comedy/ET00145818 *North America - Online Show - 7th Nov* - www.hungamacity.com/event/26982/gaurav-kapoor-live-streaming-in-north-america ( People from Aus, NZ, Singapore and other countries can also watch as per their time zone. You'll get your time once you click on the link. For any queries, message on insta) *Delhi & Gurgaon - Live Show - 15th Nov* - in.bookmyshow.com/events/gaurav-kapoor-live-offline-standup/ET00145785 *Vlog Channel* - kzbin.info/door/rxLfAJy4cbNk-Yo_7aCduQ *Will add more cities soon. Check this space or follow on insta* All the shows are of about 1 hour & 15 minutes. See you :)

[@AmreshKumar-sv3mr]

But Watching first time

[@dev-rock]

KZbin chutiya h....nahi hota to aap Dailymotion pr daal kr KZbin pr link share kr dete😂. Great comedy 👌

[@sangra2380]

Beautiful

[@vaibhavambhore9983]

Bhai bohat dino se dhundha raha tha video thanks for posting it again , love you sir so much🥰🥰🥰😘😘💖💖💝

[@mohdasifzia3091]

please don't delete

[@gyan9488]

Moral of the story never sit on first row in standup shows 😂😂

[@prize5ighter]

True kabhi nahi. Maine bhi ek attend kiya but luckily peeche baith gaya main. Aage jo banda baitha uski poori time maarta raha speaker. 😂

[@Saurabh____]

Ha saare stand up me same scene hota he 🤣

[@yogeshkhurana7708]

Bro stand up Mai aage wali seat kabhi nahi Leni chahiye

[@malaymilanchoudhury899]

Exactly same thoughts 😂😂

[@ska4666]

Par hota to sabke paass 2 hee hai, Sab Chhupa ke Rakhte hain..😆😅

[@AnkitBhatiaFilms]

Most funniest comedy I have seen in recent times 😅😅😅 I litterly imagined the scene

[@qaisarjamalkhan8908]

are bhai yha pe great 👍

[@tripvlogger6083]

Big fan of ankita bhatia sir...inspiring person

[@AssamParkour]

Arre bhai yaha pe 🔥❤️

[@nikhileshchoudhury8676]

Big fan sir..

[@SK-iv1dx]

Sir Big fan 🤩🙏

[@astikadarsh5637]

That uni-ball joke had me ROFL😂😂

[@341-csaurabhrane4]

bhai muje samjhayega samajh nahi aaya

[@krishnagoyal4231]

@@341-csaurabhrane4 uni means one and ball Uni-ball😂😂

[@papakaparabot4609]

ROFL?

[@bellahadid7787]

@@papakaparabot4609 aaj Kaal ke internet mein berozgar ese short form likh dete he,it means I laughed hard..

[@papakaparabot4609]

@@bellahadid7787 aacha😂

[@shubhamgulekar1744]

Ever I feel bored or sad ... Just for Fun I watch this gig and it's hilarious every time 😂😂

[@HashtagBlaze]

..

[@utkarshgoyal1783]

*Plot twist: He himself was that guy.*

[@nishantpandey5259]

I agree

[@divyanshgupta4715]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@ashishbehera1052]

😂😂😂😂

[@PriyankaMadaan]

😂

[@rafipatel5020]

💯

[@AryakalpaBhattacharya]

*no ball* _I was here for cricket jokes_

[@pateldhruval221]

I am too

[@varshatiwari5004]

😆😆

[@dipeshyadav8271]

Same bro 😂

[@Introverts360]

Me too😀😀

[@ghaniaafaque3931]

😂😂😂😂

[@Navyguy]

*20 yrs from now people all across the ages will realise this bit if comedy by Gaurav Kapoor is one of the goldest og live performance by any Indian comedian in the history of Indian Comedy. One of the Top 5 easily...* ❤️🏆

[@hukiambo5783]

I agree with you 🎉

[@patruzemann]

Gaurav and Bassi are the funniest stand up comedian

[@chandanjoshi8610]

Abhishek upamanyu laughing in the corner 😂. He is also gem yar.

[@9730335715]

"क्या बोले डाक्टर साब" is the best line 🤣🤣

[@Harshwtfx]

Its like “ kaa bole daak saab”😂😂😂

[@shikha_baru]

That " uncle kya bole doctor saaaaab" was too good 😂

[@utkarshchauhan6462]

"Daac saaab”😂

[@vertex5736]

Daac saab 🤣😂

[@ashayshah164]

Watched it dozens of times but this never gets old

[@amangocitizen3426]

This was the funniest standup i have ever seen...!!

[@shubhamghatul5732]

This guy is so much underrated!

[@Deadsteel]

The "he is so underrated" gang.

[@2393able]

Underated are those who makes fun of hindu gods.

[@sudeshnasengupta7500]

Likes or shares dekh ke lagta hain under rated?? 🤣🤣 May God bless you.. Frustrated public!

[@sumeetrajput4980]

To kya sir pe baitha le

[@Gurmeet.Singh.]

So make him rated !

[@moshinmiya8641]

Legends know its uploaded again🤣🤣🤣

[@The.youngblood]

u got it man

[@priyakumari494]

Ya right 😂

[@vikramsinghh3171]

Yessss

[@ritikjuneja]

Yes

[@mayankgupta550]

Yupp

[@rohanraj9543]

This is the best stand up I have ever saw so far and I laughed my lungs out each and every second.

[@tehlali]

Best standup ever. Will be Remember for years One true master piece...

[@anannyobhattacharya3905]

"Kya bole Dak(Doc) Sahab?" I fell of my chair.

[@deepeshpokhriyal6816]

Haha

[@alphabeta9425]

Arey bhai bhai aaram sey

[@anuj8825]

"kya motor chalani hai" ? 😂👌

[@anannyobhattacharya3905]

@@anuj8825 True😂

[@mr.perfectionist1053]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shivanshaggarwal17]

4:42 Imagine Sharad saying " Bhai mere to kam reh gye. Aastha ke 49 hai " 😂😂

[@shy6489]

😂😂😂

[@lakshay2353]

😂😂😂😂😆

[@nitishk8724]

🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@priyanshuchakraborty105]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@davinderjeetkaur4620]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@areebashaikh9731]

Omggg this was one of the best performance of Gaurav 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@sounaksingharoy8980]

I don't know how I missed this masterpiece of 2 years 🤣🤣🤣,... My frnd suggested me to see this and Ma kasam kitne din baad dil khul kar hasa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,... Just fire .. Gaurav bhai tussi great hoo 😂😂🙏🏻

[@sidb2928]

Rahul, Abdul And Anshul.... Are The Real Legends Of Life.... 😂😂😂😂

[@No_Filter_17]

Aba kadar

[@anshulsharma2351]

Anshul konsi video m h?????

[@kartikeypandey4560]

@@anshulsharma2351 classmates

[@karanmunjal4881]

True af😂😂😂

[@karanmunjal4881]

Classmate standup comedy me hai anshul

[@vikki-xp9pp]

I love this guy's accent the way he delivered joke.

[@shakirhassain2252]

Exactly 🤣🤣

[@siddharthporwal3537]

Revisiting it twice here just one of the best

[@PulkitTiwari]

His facial expressions are what make this so rewatchable

[@satyamsingh-eh4mp]

Laughed so hard while watching this. Kasam se gote hil gye haste haste😂😂😂

[@charlie8416]

😂😂😂 same here bhai

[@kumarankit3765]

🤣

[@PARDESILIFE]

this guy is seriously funny

[@CBexclusiveofficial]

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[@mangeshnakhale8258]

Bhai muu se nhi has rhe the ky....?? 😅😂😂😅

[@shatakshimishra11]

uni ball pen joke made me cry out of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ayanpaul_Rs73.38]

That was not that funny😒😒

[@amulachanakya4347]

Literally bae 🤪

[@KunalDeo]

@@ayanpaul_Rs73.38 come-on 😂 it was hilarious 😂

[@BhoopeshBhola01]

Uske alava to kaafi Tod hain

[@hardik.h7]

Earlier your comment had 368 likes, after i liked it, it became 369😂😉🤣

[@divyanshpandey1054]

Finally the point when he completed the story with a perfect close .. It was like okay something finished now like a chapter. Perfect finishing 🔥 LOVED EVERY VIDEO🖤

[@04rit]

Hands down, you are my favourite now!! You are underrated! Your comedy, timing, natural sense of humour are just unbelievable!!

[@shaurya4242]

I thought this would be about cricket lmao

[@priyanshuchakraborty105]

Same.. as i am a cricket fan🤩🤩but... here😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tanishkajain2776]

Me too

[@Ajit_Anant]

@WHY I'M kartik is 4zz6

[@AN03.]

Buddhi bohot tez hai tumhari

[@hellopeople1382]

He looks like that guy in group of friends that makes everyone laugh but get beaten and harassed by everyone.

[@StayGhostly0]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tanmaythakur2153]

Bhai jo hasaaya karte hai na!! Wo sabke khaas hote hai!!!

[@fherozzz1]

seems true

[@26-nitishkumar26]

Yes dear.. feels same!! Relatable to my life too at a point! 😔😓

[@jagdishsingh9811]

Please watch this situational video on maharashtra political events kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6bcgHuKrc5jmZY

[@Sumit826]

Best stand up ever Watched so many times but it never gets old

[@geraltrivia9864]

Bhai kasam se kitne bhi bar dekhomhasinruktimnahi..you are on different level bro…keep it up ❤

[@SandeepSharma-ut7nx]

I am a bio student today when my teacher is explaining about cryptorchidism and suddenly his act come in my mind and I laugh between the online class and unable to explain when teacher asked what happen . Great act gaurav bhai

[@iBombsquad]

Imagine the doctor who performed the orchiopexy on his friend watch this video lol

[@abhijeetsinghshaktawat893]

Bhai mera bhi same hua me to offline class me 1st bench pe betha tha😂

[@chhavi0017]

@@abhijeetsinghshaktawat893 same

[@fury-br8cl]

@@iBombsquad they are sensible human being, making joke of someone's disability is not moral at all

[@achyutghosh3284]

Same with me

[@noelsamuel3884]

Am I the only one who thought the set will be related to cricket!!!!????😂😂

[@nehil_04]

Yes i guess. You are the only one

[@ashishyadav-fx6jb]

Love u bro...too much funny

[@nehil_04]

@@ashishyadav-fx6jb 😂😂

[@Snehilojha]

Me 2

[@afghanistanaftertaliban4350]

I also guessed but magical at first I didn't understand but astory begun I knew it

[@SuperVratik]

Bohot time baad itni zyada hasee aayi hai. Amazing Gaurav Bhai, truly outstanding 🙌🏼

[@hukiambo5783]

Crowd work, story telling and his facial expression is out of this world 😂

[@subham3647]

When this guy smiles it makes me smile.His smile is damn cute.

[@Arjunsingh-wx2gs]

mubarak ho aap gay hain

[@diptimaankaul7627]

@@Arjunsingh-wx2gs 🤣🤣

[@samirantarafdar7124]

@@Arjunsingh-wx2gs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Out_hai]

Yes

[@919bd]

@@Arjunsingh-wx2gs 😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😃😆

[@mayurjadhav4262]

One of the best standups of gaurav kapoor 😂😂😂😂

[@Seadre]

his talking style is awesome

[@Tsai_tama]

The most amazing And funniest stand up I've ever heard😂🤣🤣🤣 I died laughing the whole time

[@nicknikhilarts]

Go and watch Abhishek upmanyu porn stand up comdey

[@sanjeevsethi6330]

Watch Waxing, you'll die laughing

[@deepakplanet]

The topic was not so easy, but he successfully make it into comedy.

[@sahebsingharora1706]

One of the best set i have seen

[@user-be8vw7qd9d]

Ultimate act.. Hats off to this guy

[@satan919]

Imagine rahul and his father watching this episode😂😂😂

[@jatingarg5612]

🤣

[@papakaparabot4609]

Dono saath mein thodi dekhenge?

[@rahulkhandare5771]

😕

[@DesignerAttireworth]

@@papakaparabot4609 ab baap bete me kya hi difference reh gaya tha 🤣🤣🤣

[@arshvij2432]

@@jatingarg5612 p and 😘😘wzzzu e 😀Zz

[@mahanthi1970]

This guys delivery is awesome. I never laughed so much in a while. The audience was laughing well too. One of the best sets that I have seen

[@piyushpradhan9722]

I watched it so many times, but the craze is going on. Awesome

[@ANKITSINGH-cx5fw]

What an imaginative power you have.after watching this you are my favourite comedian. Excellent way of interacting with audience.

[@prashantsahu7362]

Once Biswa kalyan rath said... Standup is not a "A man saying funny things" It's "A funny man saying things" Totally nailed i

[@prakhardixit6766]

Kaha Diya Bhai usne jaap kyun Kar rahe ho

[@prashantsahu7362]

@@prakhardixit6766 don't get serious broda just for fun

[@rahulmadaan3725]

Imagine Ayushman khurana is video ki script pe movie bnaye😂😂 Edit- thanks for itne sary likes.

[@Theindiantentpeggergirl]

Oh god🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ARYAN-dc3ql]

Blockbuster

[@rahulmadaan3725]

@@ARYAN-dc3ql definitely 😂

[@rahulmadaan3725]

@@Theindiantentpeggergirl mail to ayushman khurana with video link😁

[@RagingWB]

Wo to bna bhi dega

[@akki745]

I might have seen it like 20 times but still hilarious 😂

[@iasmind65]

Everyone is laughing but no one noticed how cool his friends were.....that's difference between boys and gals 😁

[@kreativepulp8760]

Poor Ankit!! He'll never sit in the front row again.

[@harshupreti1526]

No one beats this guy in punches and voice modulation 😂😂😂

[@vishwasgirdher]

Bhai voice modulation me biswa se upar koi nhi h or punches achhe h pr we can't say sabse achhe

[@BhoopeshBhola01]

@@vishwasgirdher aapko lagta hai inse tagda hai koi punches mein

[@vishwasgirdher]

@@BhoopeshBhola01 check nishant tanwar / rahul dua/ nishant suri/aakash gupta I'm not at all saying ki is bnde k punches bekar h but they are somewhat better

[@RBNrocks]

Gaurav bhai aapki toh smile aur expressions he aadhi jung jeet lete hain.

[@aryanmishra_english3876]

Bro, this is so funny, any day when I feel low, this is what makes me laugh😂😂

[@mahatricks2213]

भाईसाब आपके चरण कहाँ है....🤣😂🤣 भाई फाड के रख दीया..👌👌🙏😂

[@Serenity-jm2pv]

The way he talks is so innocent and humorous!! 😍😍

[@abhishekpaliwal6955]

Best one.... Gaurav bhaiya🙌🙌 stress burster

[@doctorguruji7753]

one of the finest 👌 standup video on internet till date

[@rockrocky3020]

Title - no ball Content - no Crick bs Cricket nerds- surprised Pikachu face

[@Sarthak-oc4hj]

Only people with good meme knowledge can understand this one😂😂

[@puneetpal07]

@@Sarthak-oc4hj exactly

[@SAMEERAHMAD-hd3jc]

Ya

[@JunedKhan-ft5er]

😂 😂 True

[@anshtheviner3487]

😂😂😂

[@priyankashrivastava6242]

Your dialogue delivery timing man ....Literally cried while laughing,sometimes I paused the video so that I can laugh completely ...😂😂😂

[@CBexclusiveofficial]

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[@paragjawale9689]

I literally watched it so many times🤣🤣

[@aakashdreamer2605]

I was not able to control my laughter and i was unable to breathe after hearing that "43, angoor hai kya gucha leke ghum raha hai"

[@dhawalsurti9581]

This guy is the most underrated stand-up comedian.

[@AdityaKumar-pf4ij]

Some of my friends don't like stand up. I was going to let them see this but it was deleted. Now i finally can show them and change their perspective.

[@vikki7347]

Vidmate se download karle, ye phir se hatega shayad

[@GeekFestTV]

@@vikki7347 bhi par Kya reason hy htny ka

[@PriyankaMadaan]

👍👍👍

[@zaidsayyed8917]

laughed so hard after a long time! thank you

[@soniachhabra1357]

The most hilarious comedy I have listened after such a long time

[@sindhusuganthakumar8069]

He reminds me of shinchan 😂

[@PriyankaMadaan]

Yes

[@prathameshabhang6050]

Kaise

[@ysffilmproduction5205]

@@prathameshabhang6050 It's Amazing stand-up comedy 🤡🤡🤡 kzbin.info/www/bejne/mGHNZa2Ce9R9nbs Aapko Kaisi lgi? comments me zarur bataiye gaaàa💞🌞

[@SYBAFCDUBEYVISHAL]

Aba daba

[@jonahdelainch2848]

Hagemaru ...

[@ayanverma5746]

Plot Twist :- Gaurav Is that guy 😂 47+1 = 48

[@yawerpervez136]

Bhai maza aagaya Itni badhiya video aaj tak nahi dekhi

[@Lucky_Pundir]

One of the best video in your channel!!!!

[@hazard1427]

4:50 I was literally eating grapes

[@MohanKumar-jp4tn]

Chabake khaya hoga. Ikhatte nahi hone diya hoga 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ehsaassingla4521]

Lol

[@satendrakumarparteti5387]

Konsa KV

[@skrillex6044]

Khattey nikley hongey

[@mr.dexter6240]

By the Title "No Ball" who thought its based on cricket jokes😅😆

[@ankuumusic]

Literally noone

[@mr.dexter6240]

@@ankuumusic Then what you think first Gote😂😂😂

[@ashishmalviya4291]

Mereko Bhai same laga

[@onesujeet]

yess thats why I didn't watch it earlier

[@_p.nk.j_]

I thought its abt SONAM KAPooR😝😝

[@mitaranipattnaik7476]

This deserves more views yarr.

[@amanjha7707]

Imagine that guy going to his mom and saying mummy ek aapke andar hi reh gaye

[@arungoyal7860]

This was vulgarity at its best without being vulgar. Listened like I was listening to someone's genuine problem. Not much in the script; but presentation at its best. 🤓

[@Shantanu_500]

Those who had watched this live had really got more than what they had paid.

[@devashishrajpal4201]

Never laughed at any standup video as much as this one. Best one Gaurav

[@yash-sb9ec]

One of the best stand up

[@virendrasinghchoudhary854]

Accha huaa ki usne 1 gote vali baat "shweta" ko nhi batai 😂😂😂

[@shivaaayu1]

Lkn gaurav ko bta di

[@sarthakjoshi8977]

😂😂😂

[@mr.proton1637]

I thought he will talk about cricket no ball

[@Ysjangid]

This comedy has so many punch lines 🤣🤣 Bassi might have got viral but Gaurav Kapoor and Vipul Goyal are the masters!!!

[@soumyadipmaity9452]

144p- imran hasmi 1080p- gourav kapoor...🤣

[@cheatsgamer8355]

Mera 480 p se upar ni aa ra

[@user-gq1ij]

@@cheatsgamer8355 To fir karan johar se kam chala lo

[@sharmasr9955]

@@cheatsgamer8355 corona time

[@vaibhavsingh8178]

@@user-gq1ij 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@vaibhavsingh8178]

@@sharmasr9955 yes

[@eishangupta9521]

9:32 Hein kya bole Dac sahab😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@amitbiotechnology]

This is all time best 😂❤….

[@amitanand2845]

Thank you Gaurav Bhai...was feeling very low but aapke standup ne to ekdum revive kar diya...you are the best comedian of India....amazing obervations.....thanks again.

[@akashgusain636]

Best stand-up comedy award 2019 goes to - Gaurav Kapoor for NO BALL ♥️

[@saumyaagarwal2723]

I am laughing this much after so long after seeing a stand-up comedy. Cheers man, keep up the good work🔥🔥🔥

[@rupjyotidas1179]

Hilarious 🤣🤣..one of the best stand-up comedy ever... 😁😂

[@ashokarya5916]

i’M WATCHiNG THiS ViDEO FOR 10TH OR 11TH TiME - AND TRUST ME, M GETTiNG MORE N MORE LAUGHTER..

[@shalinisuman2537]

Oo bhyi... I laughed so hard after very long. Amazing 😂😂

[@vishwadeep007]

Samay Raid? . . on not-live-video?

[@HarshRaj-dc2rr]

Love the photo. India mein agent 47 ke fan kam dekhne milte hai .

[@crazzybanda]

KZbin recommended me this masterpiece after 2 years 🥲

[@gauravsen173]

"DAMRU BAJANE KA WAQT AA GYA HAI" Best Line 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sharadspam8489]

4:31 sharad naam lena zaroori tha? 😂😂. Poori class 43 43 bolne lagi hai mujhe 😂😂😂

[@mayankjain4682]

Or 43 bhaiya

[@garimat1383]

I was finding this video everywhere just to rewatch it. Thank god you uploaded it again! 😍

[@ashishsinghal2707]

Bhai.... Amazing 👍👍🤩

[@SudhanshuSinghMusic]

Bahut badhiya bro.. Ese stand ups aur chahiye🔥🔥❤❤🤣

[@ska4666]

Bahi Confidence ho toh, 1 Ball wale ke Jaisa, *He 's got one Hell of a Solid Balls there..😅😆*