GCSE SLANDER 2023

[@earth2429]

And two years later we are gonna be like this again for A Levels

[@ahmed.786]

Fr

[@Somerandofurry]

Too true homie

[@ArrowNiner]

Bro I'm there rn A level shit is so frickin lame fr

[@Number81ght]

Do a BTEC. Those are all practical and coursework. 0 exams. That's what I'm currently on

[@earth2429]

@@Number81ght yea il doing one btec with my other two subjects and its way less stressful but you cant go to certain universitiew

[@henrietta9394]

i did my GCSEs 4 years ago and this is still relatable I remember doing macbeth and an inspector calls like it was yesterday 😭

[@theclimbingzebra]

My school stopped doing inspector calls and replaced it with The Empress because all of the literature was "too white" BTW - The Empress is a play which non-stop hates on the British Empire and the patriarchy.

[@SB0418]

⁠@@theclimbingzebra ironically that in itself is racist 😂.

[@johnlongaski2715]

Did exact same books

[@johnlongaski2715]

Did exact same books

[@trevorphilips5252]

Don’t forget a Christmas carols

[@mustardeater5162]

"Explore how Macbeth is presented as a male character" Mate I would just get up and walk out of the exam hall if I saw that question on my lit paper

[@MrTwisterNo2]

Honestly, as long as you know quotes, you can make shit up and get a decent grade for it. (So long as it sounds right and is backed up with quotes, you get marks.)

[@xela953]

honestly thats a really good question to get lmao you just have to focus the response on how his masculinity or non masculinity is presented throughout

[@imtiazbi1112]

@@xela953yea kind of, its just not putting in LM cos they are basically the duo which is annoying if it’s about masculinity as LM is so much easier. Just write about him having nobility and masculinity at the start and not at end.

[@lelaisgreat]

why? that seems easy enough and i’m in yr9

[@780HP]

@@lelaisgreat ikr

[@frasermckevitt2417]

The one random yr 8 has got to be the most relatable of all of them😂

[@epicman943]

And they’re always screaming bruh

[@lightningjet9444]

You forgot the music students having to be this generation’s Beethoven to get a grade 4

[@annabel33x]

hahahahaha

[@zacebbflo]

Hello sorry for my ignorance. What was hard? The only info I could find was you needed 125/240 for a grade 4.

[@stinkyfart4123]

@@zacebbfloI’m currently in my final year of my acoustical physics masters (physics of music and sound pretty much) and I can confidently say out of all of my classes I’ve done throughout the years, music GCSE and A-level were probably some of the hardest courses I’ve ever taken. It actually takes a ridiculous amount of practice to get every single painful mark in these courses. To put it into perspective I breezed through my maths, further maths and physics A-level (got A* in all) but I still think the grade B I got in A level music is probably my most impressive feat in my academic career 😂😂😂 Don’t underestimate how hard music is, it takes a ridiculous amount of talent and effort for most students to even get a grade 4 😂

[@zacebbflo]

@@stinkyfart4123 I’m also studying masters music, I want to know what was hard specifically this year. I can’t find the question papers.

[@zacebbflo]

@@stinkyfart4123 barely over half for a grade 4 seems lenient either way, I had to get 100% for an A* when I did mine.

[@GodKoalaa]

Me opening up the Literature exam and seeing the poem is "My Last Duchess": ☠️

[@happy_crocodile24]

What exam board was that with?

[@noel.m7148]

AQA

[@_layla1]

That was the easiest poem at least it wasn’t tissue

[@peakypeakyy]

@@_layla1 is it weird that i kinda like tissue (i compared my last duchess to it in mocks this year)

[@_layla1]

@@peakypeakyy HAHA never heard that before but you do you. I just Don’t like it because of how vague it’s meaning is

[@shafinbepary2000]

Current Yr 13 student here can relate to most of these from my GCSE experience. And edexcel maths always pulling up the weirdest shit ever 😂

[@downedmushroom9659]

OCR biology is a different horror story

[@lupita6036]

fr, same year as you and still remember the edexcel maths final question with that circle 💀

[@d1fr186]

​@lupita6036 those circles were the death of me. Only like 2 people in our while year new how to do it💀

[@CaptainBracelety]

My school forces you to pick either geography or history 😭

[@ibb6y]

innit same

[@yas_m1n]

that’s hell

[@therealadamshort]

same and i made the stupid mistake to take both

[@_tattie]

@@therealadamshort yep I feel like an idiot too

[@thebigtomato0597]

oh god

[@MrJman9001]

seeing this as a 25 year old who is finished uni and working makes me feel very old christ

[@travisdingolaite6184]

seeing this as a 18 year old who failed every gcse including getting a 0 on maths makes me feel like I should have tried a little

[@thekingofspades44]

Same 😂 time sure does fly by doesn't it

[@DoTheFlopp]

0 on maths isnt THAT bad ​@@travisdingolaite6184

[@KingYoshiSurfer]

Same hahaha, I'm 29 and I barely remember jack shit from school.

[@FOBanimates]

@@KingYoshiSurfer Isn't it funny how you can still survive fucking perfectly without knowing almost anything from school?

[@Loading...520]

When I did my Eng exam I got rid of the lable on bottle but not the phone in my pocket. When we were half an hour in I realized, I stopped writing and started sweating so much. Nope I didn't give it in since I would've been accused of cheating. Thank God no one called me or anything

[@4r640]

As a person who has jus gotten his GCSE results I can say this is 100% true.

[@Nighthawk3406]

What U got

[@SB0418]

In my second year of uni, but I can barely relate to this. Did mock GCSEs but couldn’t sit the actual exams because of Covid. Was given predicted grades and did alright 😂.

[@luckerowl8990]

im in my first year of uni myself, my year group got predicted grades as well and holy shit they were complete nonsense. i got 8s in nearly everything yet struggled immensely at a level due to having 0 study skills

[@thatgushiekid1662]

That's fucking mad, visualises how long ago covid was

[@Who-rx5ky]

I'm in my first year of uni and we got predicted grades for our GCSEs as well bit we got little to no exam practise so we were fucked at A-levels. At least I did well in my GCSEs and two A- levels (failed physics).

[@Wasted117.]

lmao they gave me all 8s and 7s. if i did gcse i woulda got grade 5s or 6s on most LMAO

[@ravioli0239]

@@luckerowl8990same year as you, somehow managed to coast through both GCSE and A-Level with pretty good grades. It's kinda hitting now but I'm still coasting. I'm going to suffer next year for sure

[@Dreamin21]

Congratulations to everybody, hope all went well and hope it gets better. Also, keep up the great content!

[@takuma359]

Ok liberal

[@tvnetworks6610]

Thanks

[@FREEPALESTINENOW000]

Yeh

[@joshsquash206]

even better that we got all the formulas for our exams and then the year behind us got quite literally fuck all for their science and math exams

[@baniaz700]

exactly omg

[@Aolc_AideNYT]

I hope this happens for my mocks…

[@epicman943]

Nah this year we’re getting formulae and stuff they decided right after our first set of yr 11 mocks aswell

[@natka444]

would have failed my gcses without those tbh

[@tobysimmonds487]

That octagon and macbeth question sound harder than that mf "write a story about this room" question from my English exam last year haha, if you know if then you know it.

[@BlueRockWindow]

the other option for that was chill tho

[@baniaz700]

Please what was that room even 💀💀 so bloody confusing

[@sophia7889]

apparently it was a mexican kitchen?

[@tobysimmonds487]

@@sophia7889 actually?!! That's both cool and really annoying 😂

[@sophia7889]

@@tobysimmonds487 I took that question as my mock, teacher said it was a mexican kitchen but i thought it was some sort of farmer’s diner room? 😬

[@jessemogeni5101]

I'm 19 but I remember watching these and they were always so relatable. they are still funny asl

[@vanzwho854]

you know its bad when you reminisce about GCSEs and watch GCSE slander in sixth form

[@susan9835]

for real, because how was this almost a year ago 😭

[@DarkFlame8777]

For someone like me who normally fails geography I was surprised I got a 5 😂

[@mirshathmohamed2814]

Same I went from a 3 to a 9.

[@lightningjet9444]

I got a grade 5 yay

[@bobosaurus331]

Dude the plate tectonics question for AQA was insane, got a 7 when predicted was 5

[@vyvyandawe6449]

Maybe I shouldn’t have chosen both geography and history

[@thekingofspades44]

I graduated university 2 years ago and still watch these videos, not only they're nostalgic, but no matter the year it seems it's always the same bullshit 😂

[@peternagy6847]

As someone who finishes university soon, looking back at my GCSE years feels like a fever dream

[@Truebro79]

It's crazy how everyone needs to read Macbeth just to be able to work at Mcdonalds

[@meatballg8655]

I only get this now and get thrown the PTSD of kids coming to me crying about an octagon question. I never read more into it but after seeing this and finally looking the question up holy fucking shit. They expect 16 year olds to see that?

[@Anonymous-th2cz]

its been a long stretch but im glad its over lol congrats and my friend made one like this and ive got to say these sorts of things are hilarious well done.

[@theunironicbrit]

2019-2024 lets go its almost over

[@Manii.o]

Yessir

[@loveyaaxx]

same brother

[@loveurself275]

Same

[@avonire]

Writing "And this leads to higher profits" for the 90th time Doing a business / marketing degree rn and that still holds true 😭😭

[@ColeAngellOfficial]

This is hilarious- i just did my second set of mocks before my final GCSE's and i had some of the papers from this set of Papers and everything on here for the subjects i did is ENTIRELY ACCURATE

[@Pyro03333]

Near the end of year 10. A few weeks away from my first mocks. This is about to become hella relatable.

[@KWBonYouTube]

girl in my year tried to answer EVERY question on Shakespeare instead of choosing what we studied (much ado) bless her heart

[@slayz0u]

God I'm so glad they stop anyone from walking past the sports hall (where most people do exams) cause during assemblies, most people yell when they walk past the theatre (theatre and Sports hall are next to eachother)

[@ChronicAdvocate]

I did my GCSEs 5 years ago but now honestly miss school so much

[@azder4140]

Duuud in my high school back in the day we were forced between geography or history, couldnt not do it, couldnt choose either.

[@jahiri_5988]

1:50 I picked both and that picture perfectly personified how I felt after finishing the 7 EXAMS THAT COME WITH THOSE SUBJECTS COMBINED

[@olivereardley2007]

Did my GCSE finals in 2023, relatable asf

[@theulmitter5725]

I did my A-levels this year, and this already feels so nostalgic. All you GCSE kids, enjoy your last two years of school

[@viviplays7159]

got my gcse exams this june, im looking forward to leaving secondary school lol

[@theulmitter5725]

@@viviplays7159 fair enough haha, some people just hate it ig

[@takemetothelakes13]

​@@viviplays7159im in y10 and am counting down the 478 days i have left

[@nostal6407]

As someone who finished his GCSEs a while back, this is very true

[@FSrblx]

AHAH I remember Pi and the Hyena question "how is the Hyena presented????"

[@bobosaurus331]

And trains

[@Saif_4229]

I did my GCSEs in 2019 and THANK GOD that shit is over, also whoever got that octagon question must be fuming hahaha

[@modeus_edits.]

Man I'm Year 10 and the Business and English ones were already so relatable 😭😭

[@anaymakan6989]

im first year uni and i still come back to these videos

[@user-mu6yz2db9w]

lmaooo i still remember that octagon one. It feels so weird to think that it was 6 months ago

[@tojapb1915]

Nah my Spanish speaking examiner was my teacher and she legit gave us answers if we forgot lol. She basically helped us cheat on the exam by giving us the entire guide during the exam

[@sophia7889]

omg same with me for german, i actually thought i’d get a lower grade for that so i was trying to tell her to shut up 😂

[@dazza077h]

My teacher is a moderator for those exams and she’s caught quite a few teachers doing that and reported it and u can imagine what happened next. U guys r lucky

[@user-hj6tt7jf8w]

Tell me why in the entirety of our novel for english lit, there were only 3 pages of school scenes, but then the question was on how school life was presented?

[@trocken6985]

saw this while doing A level homework and i'm missing GCSEs rn 😥

[@Abc78633]

Further maths one is so real

[@ghost-gi9er]

This is so relatable especially the computer science paper 2 thing

[@Enchxnted_fnm]

Bro this couldn’t be more accurate 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesanderson3633]

I'm still just more happy than I know how to express that I don't have to go to another English lesson ever again

[@JosieBean.]

I did my GCSE's 2 years ago I didn't fail, I don't know how but I passed my maths GCSE by a Miracle did foundation and got a 4.

[@aishakhan1609]

0:27 Am now in Year 13 and I got a 5 in Maths, so safe to say this has happened to me a fair few times 😂😂😂

[@tombombadil2049]

I’m at uni and this brings back good memories

[@fridaybear]

personally my sixth form says it only takes people with 5’s in all their subjects but they accepted one of my friends who failed everything because he only came into school for exam day, he skipped year 9,10 and 11 😭

[@cmd9558]

Nostalgia from yr 11 coming back now that im yr 12 🤣secondary best years of ur life garra

[@Ronnie_C.]

Fr I think mr salles shafted me that English I remembered everything and still got it a grade 6 when I was averaging grade 9s throughout the year 😅

[@valtrek868]

that computer science paper 2 was demonic

[@Awws.]

I took maths a year early, and I remember being REALLY close on the octagon question. I actually got 4 marks on it And I still couldn't figure out 1kg of carrots Still got Grade 9 tho, doing Further Maths now

[@qfaily8345]

At least the math question this year was actually solvable unlike year 2022 higher last question where the question wasn't even correct

[@Aolc_AideNYT]

As a y10 rn, this is amazing.

[@TehFunGuy]

Me still in school at 4pm on the last day (the geography people just finished their second exam)💀

[@starvyx._]

1:26 as a year 8 i feel honoured (no i dont they have another site for ppl in yr 10-13) watch me go back to this in like 2027 😭

[@glixxythetroll]

I'm year 10 and the Gerald one got me laughing so hard Wish me luck for more mock exams 😭

[@ImNotEpix]

nahh i was preparing for the SATs and now all of a sudden im preparing for the igcses wth man

[@naedanger123]

I graduated uni 5 years ago, why tf am I still watching these

[@Tylan_the_gamer]

I did my gcses in 2022 and all I can remember is kino and the mexican holiday resort from english literature and this is still funny

[@user-xd1cm9vu9s]

i finished school years ago and when the macbeth part came up the FLASHBACKS it caused💀

[@Creedonnis]

Why is this so trueee😂

[@SenseiWho]

Sometimes i cook a little too much in english exams like the time i said the narrator of ACC was a ghost💀

[@rhyssouthcombe5489]

Legit did Pi and the hyena in english launguage mock today lol

[@ArmUkraine]

Help I’ve just done my mocks and this is still relatable. We just had the Hyena extract😭

[@user-zw1de7mp6f]

flipping gcse exams this year hope i dont fall cuz i cant college like innit

[@Dockboy-ie4yu]

I remember that octagonal question in my mock That was insane

[@mirshathmohamed2814]

I used checking out me history in Literature paper 2 😭😭

[@amikkororo]

THE GERALD ONE IM SOBIBING

[@yarjak]

Me when 'What was Dicken's purpose for Scrooge's metamorphosis from Stave 1 to Stave 5?':

[@pyrothedragon1282]

Mine are coming up and this is fucking hilarious im in stitches

[@user-cw5rl5xw4i]

I'm doing my GCSE's rn and bro this is so true

[@chaos_willow169]

i did gcse's in 2022 and this is so relatable holy shit.. sitting my a levels this year i cant believe its gone so fast

[@thebigtomato0597]

gl with them

[@chaos_willow169]

@@thebigtomato0597 tysm 😭

[@bxnjamin.s]

PMT access is so relatable

[@sillybilly327]

i just took my rs exam, girl was breathing on my neck. 1.38 so true

[@oscaristhecoolest28]

fucking love that sampling biology practical (quadrant transect)

[@raduconstantinescu5824]

You forgot that one dude who says: I havent studied anything im gonna faillll😢😢😢😭😭(he got a 9 in everything)

[@oga_washington]

Sat mine in 2019, so I'm not sure if I'm comforted or upset that everyone's still having the same experience

[@GL1TCH_J3ST3R]

1:50 my school forced us into chosing either geography or history

[@2fifty533]

same

[@infinity_sh4816]

same

[@GabroPlayz]

Same here

[@Speedofdark339]

Geography > history

[@manchesterunitedforever4264]

History>geography ​@@Speedofdark339

[@CommodoreRayne.IMP.C-1824]

Mate i cannot tell tou the joy i felt walking out of Physics Paper 2 knowing i would NEVER have to go back to a lesson there again. Oh the relief! And now im halfway through my first year of college and its quiet. Too quiet...............🤨

[@duckenjoyer13]

incredulously accurate

[@emilel]

this is SO GOOD

[@theshapeshifter0330]

I froze for a second because the thumbnail looked like my school

[@thomasstarlingcollector8157]

Not sure about that grade 9 in further maths 💀 I’ve got my mock on Thursday and I’m pissing myself nervous

[@bradleymunden2968]

This highly accurate

[@themightybob]

I did exams twice in school, I did mocks about 4 times, after the last time in college I'm not doing them ever again, there's no point

[@nelyyisoppy6509]

That hexagon question at least isn't as brain rotting as our audio logo circle question in 2022

[@profistah8928]

Bloody hell, did mine a year ago and i found it simpler to resit english in college because holy fuck are the college teachers actually useful

[@h45h1m3]

some kid from my year was waffling on about how he did tons of revision for the english language, but on results day everyone found out he got a grade 3 and I barely did any revision and I somehow achieved a Grade 7 😂

[@nabbitpro7501]

I had absolutel freaks in Mime that decide to compare the poem to poppies

[@JayCantSee_]

I'm about to do my GCSEs, i just finished my mocks and they were the GCSE papers for last year (2023), EXPLORE HOW SHAKESHPHERE PRESENTS MACBETH AS A MALE CHARACTER WHO CHANGES??? THAT'S NASTY.

[@vge.ieh1]

same bro

[@alumlovescake]

When I did them last year during my geography exam I could only think of one thing my teacher said. "Voldemort from lord of the rings" and yes she actually said that completely seriously..............

[@lina.555]

gcses 2023 sure will be missed

[@sageinlove]

ive just done a mock with your language paper one i think because it was the same extract from life of pi

[@magiicbeans6405]

This is Gold

[@modernhomosapien]

Me who didn't even do my GCSEs: