Stay safe, Kids. This man just plainly shown you 85% of the roblox community
@skbme50 Жыл бұрын
yeah and the other 15% is the furry section
@NaxTheGuy Жыл бұрын
@@skbme50And a 1% are weirdos
@MAGAgent_V2 Жыл бұрын
@@NaxTheGuywhat about the 0.1%?
@Santander_wows Жыл бұрын
@@MAGAgent_V2normal one i guess
@lemonade4Iife Жыл бұрын
@@MAGAgent_V2us.
@10Redhead01 Жыл бұрын
fun fact: most people who faking female in roblox forgot to use roblox girl torso
@veryepikhuman3958 Жыл бұрын
yea but a lot of people have packages off in crim anyway so it wouldnt matter
@ToiletThatRamsPeople Жыл бұрын
How to spot fake wemen:
@Peko1a Жыл бұрын
I prefer bloxy torso
@Bobbershlon Жыл бұрын
I’m fairly certain all the actual females use the woman package, tho I do prefer girl torso.
@1bunnie1o Жыл бұрын
no not really i liked the blocky one better
@soupernpc1196 Жыл бұрын
playing as female in Criminality is like turning on Hardcore mode in Minecraft
@ryangoslingIRL Жыл бұрын
no its worse
@seanmarley3598 Жыл бұрын
No it's like playing WaW on veteran💀
@doge_voador Жыл бұрын
@@seanmarley3598 Grenade hell
@Randomshrimpthatstalksyou Жыл бұрын
Playing for the worthy hardcore💀
@rtl_7001 Жыл бұрын
@@Randomshrimpthatstalksyounonono its playing legendary mode hardcore
@Samlazolo Жыл бұрын
Trying to play criminality with a girl skin is like trying to beat elden ring but all your buttons are randomised and every minute someone comes into your room and beats you up with a baseball bat
@Frizeahavingacrisis Жыл бұрын
Nah it's like playing dark souls but expect on one life and the buttons are always getting humbled around every 6 minutes and the bosses all jump you as a gauntlet
@Zgamer998 ай бұрын
Nah it’s like playing Minecraft but withers naturally spawn. Also when you take damage you get electrocuted ( the AI withers chase you down )
@EverydayEdney5 ай бұрын
nah its like trying to beat TDS hidden wave but commander gets spam stunned and medic only unstuns when people aren't stunned
@drimondisback4 ай бұрын
Nah its like trying to beat the dinosaur game but the spikes are 10ft and your movement is delayed and your constantly getting yelled at
@BluemcBlueson Жыл бұрын
"So uh is this how it feels to be a women?" -John Roblox
@tranhoangquan-Shadeez Жыл бұрын
It's crazy to see that most (if not all) players not falling for John's E-Girl trap. That's great.
@Charles-np4fn Жыл бұрын
To achieve an extremely challenging level of difficulty in the Criminality game, dress as a woman or girl and engage a conversation with one of the players to see how that goes for you. (You need to be experienced in playing Criminality if you want to survive in extreme difficulty for a few minute)
@tri3244 Жыл бұрын
criminality players when they have to interact with a woman
@ziel9474 Жыл бұрын
@@tri3244criminality players think women dont exist
@comatedplayz9341 Жыл бұрын
air strike spawns
@Changed.User100 Жыл бұрын
Deserved honestly Same thing would happen to men if they go into games that are majority females
@gatonidash5960 Жыл бұрын
The actual way to earn extreme pain in criminality is being a furry
@inskilled2950 Жыл бұрын
1:46 WHEN HE PUT “woman23” I JUST DIED LOL, I WASN’T EXPECTING SUCH A GENERIC NAME LMAO
@realobamagaming Жыл бұрын
0:25 this scared me more than most horror games
@ThatOne_Username6 ай бұрын
i was drinking water and spitted everything into my keyboard cuz it was funny for me lol
@BlyatBlyat-vm7hc6 ай бұрын
Bro scared of woman☠️
@realobamagaming6 ай бұрын
@@BlyatBlyat-vm7hc his avatar did not even look somewhat feminine, just scary
@BlyatBlyat-vm7hc6 ай бұрын
@@realobamagaming just add blocky girl torso and bet there will be some desperate dudes looking for it.
@BEBRIK-i6d Жыл бұрын
6:04 "whats up dishwasher"
@chickennuggetnoobfullvids5320 Жыл бұрын
Now johnroblox can feel the pain of normal players in criminality and dying every 10 seconds
@werewolfplaze Жыл бұрын
this guy makes me laugh so hard all the time I love this channel, always gives me a good laugh
@s_arasUmeAuisE_1429 Жыл бұрын
8:55 8 dollars... 13 bucks... 21 dollars... *T H I R T E E N*
@perillous Жыл бұрын
Ima be 100 with you, I spent like over 10k robux on criminality trying to have fun but its literally impossible unless you have a gang, its just too punishing on a solo player; to die then have to run all the way to a dealer or gun store to get a weapon, just to die again and repeat, lots of time wasted after every respawn. The movement is too crippling if you get shot once you become a snail so even running from an unfair fight is impossible. Having body armour and camping on a roof seems to help you last longer but your basically a sitting duck. Never played it again, literally dahood is easier on solo players.
@aburning_sherman2124 Жыл бұрын
war thunder grind is more tolerable than this I’ve lost over 500k cuz of this problem
@K-TheLetter Жыл бұрын
why would you spend that much on a game you dont enjoy
@ho_ody8492 Жыл бұрын
I can relate to this on so many levels
@lvoryI Жыл бұрын
wait up for blackout
@Althenticity Жыл бұрын
its like a love-hate relationship i dont enjoy a game so much, but sometimes i do get fun moments, and those moments make me want to spend money @@K-TheLetter
@AlexAblaz3 Жыл бұрын
I love how john will clown on games he has worked on, its lowkey funny.
@Zytotoxin Жыл бұрын
the masculinity emiting from this video is incredible
@Gren_jr235 ай бұрын
Nah John was flabbergasted 💀💀 0:25
@ezaelsalinas3152 Жыл бұрын
For someone who looks like he just play Roblox all day he sure does know the lore of omori
@Khanical Жыл бұрын
this is the most normal John has played criminality in the longest time
@voidcrimson736 Жыл бұрын
the fact every time the sunny cosplayer show up he just put random omori ost music
@shyguy0073 Жыл бұрын
4:47 Legendary Demon Hunter Dante perishes tragically due to his one fatal weakness: Talking to women.
@SyNet_ Жыл бұрын
moral of the story: don't play this game as a woman (unless your john himself) (i started a war)
@Inf1nity_Ang3L Жыл бұрын
I’m a woman and I can confirm
@baoccaaa Жыл бұрын
@@Inf1nity_Ang3L fact or cap chat?
@Dranle Жыл бұрын
@@baoccaaaI checked. It's infact not only not a woman, but it's was actually me all along.
@111_ee8 Жыл бұрын
@@Dranle 😨
@baoccaaa Жыл бұрын
@@Dranle real
@AdrianoGames Жыл бұрын
0:27 _The Face reveal we needed._ 2:43 -John- Woman23: *_AH, WHAT DID I DO?! WHAT DID I DO?!_* "Male figure":* @buses -him- her * Made me laugh but I got a feeling that I was not supposed to laugh lol.
@Glunkster64 Жыл бұрын
4:51 I can’t believe that John GDI Roblox killed Sam and Dante with a Glock-17. Truly impressive
@Nvv58 Жыл бұрын
Foolishness Dante, Foolishness 😂
@DanteAni-YT Жыл бұрын
Sam couldn't ninja run and dante didn't know about ROYALGUARD
@Nvv58 Жыл бұрын
@@DanteAni-YT Bro used Gunslinger
@UndistincTDuck Жыл бұрын
bro that's solid snake not sam
@thaisanstv1 Жыл бұрын
Dude that first guy was snake not sam💀
@TheFatSlimeKing Жыл бұрын
7:35 My Peanut Sized Brain Running Off Of Nothing But -183 Hours Of Sleep And Mountain Dew:“oh hei itz snunny from omor” JohnRBX:“holy hell it’s sunny from the hit game omori” My Sleep Deprived Arse:👁️👄 👁️
@Bob-li8zj Жыл бұрын
Woman Real!!!!!
@ItsMr_Blank Жыл бұрын
Fr!!!!!
@erikaholterman4144 Жыл бұрын
Real
@lostriv09 Жыл бұрын
Real 😮
@elf1012 Жыл бұрын
lie
@greenedleaf2481 Жыл бұрын
Woman ☕️
@GordMcscroogleDoodle Жыл бұрын
it's impossible to even play as a woman in this game
@NemexisNeroNeko Жыл бұрын
I swear John Roblox made my day 😂🤣. Keep up the good work my man
@Luke_Edits_Things Жыл бұрын
The scream in the beginning 😂
@blacjiroYT Жыл бұрын
6:40 HE SAID WHAT?!
@ekris5072 Жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing johns with this avatar, and when you approach him, he rips off the avatars skin like a rubber suit revealing his iconic chef hat and mask, kind of like that one scene with reverse flash
@livekazumareaction Жыл бұрын
GDI lets out his inner loot goblin and steals fit (REAL!!!!)
@ihavenoideaforayoutubename4046 Жыл бұрын
0:53 dont know why but this shirt and the name of it reminded me of a certain character from ddlc
@冞 Жыл бұрын
as a girl this is the peak female experience (getting targeted as soon as u spawn)
@cake7613 Жыл бұрын
Ik some of yall saw my question a few times but I hope there’s a spawner tower that spawns infantry for tdx.
@BearBearYT Жыл бұрын
he had enough of normal mode and turned it to overkill
@TaxCollectorNamedByGabriel Жыл бұрын
"RO BADDIES??? YO I NEED TO JOIN THAT!!!!" had me ROFL
@ArandomPerson7996 Жыл бұрын
Always a good day when john Roblox uploads
@abdullahtayyab8828 Жыл бұрын
bad day*
@RealUberman1 Жыл бұрын
John roblox just became every online girlfriend. An adult man pretending to be a teenage e-girl!
@SarahHeartfoot Жыл бұрын
Finally you can all understand how it feels 😭 I literally only play this game when my really good friend joins
@kadenyeka611 Жыл бұрын
skill ISSUE
@unbromomento6338 Жыл бұрын
@@kadenyeka611 5 people targetting you is somehow skill issue because you say it, logic +100, thats why blackout is battaaaa
@kadenyeka611 Жыл бұрын
are you braindead dumbass i was also hunting her down@@unbromomento6338
@victoralvino6618 Жыл бұрын
How about you just… don’t dress up as a girl when playing crim? It’s as easy as that.
@SarahHeartfoot Жыл бұрын
@@victoralvino6618 yeah that’s what I do now, sooo much easier lmaoo
@V1creatureofsteel Жыл бұрын
0:42 why did john turn into brody fox from yo mama 💀
@voist4927 Жыл бұрын
2:25 got me dead XDD
@somerandomdude2085 Жыл бұрын
Playing criminality as a woman is basically hard mode.
@Meeple-1-playbytherules2 ай бұрын
5:21 bro is god
@Atmos202 ай бұрын
I am a son of GOD!
@nnxro Жыл бұрын
i want a whole video of randoms trying to attack a random female, and then her suddenly pulling up god powers on their asses
@SNARO_ Жыл бұрын
6:46 he literally had 12k or more gear and lost it because of admin abuse, im so happy that blackout releases soon!
@coldshadedyt95847 ай бұрын
"dish washer"💀💀🤣🤣lol
@humai3656 Жыл бұрын
never thought john would know about amori
@parkinwastaken Жыл бұрын
"I AVENGED MARI!!" 7:57
@Im_Zcalenes Жыл бұрын
Lmao- Poor mari tho
@AlejandroRamirez-w3e Жыл бұрын
3:38 you kill me bro
@super-gaming2441 Жыл бұрын
never seen a 26 year old to be happy to have e girl things, keep it up man.
@sickness_doctor714 Жыл бұрын
Bro switched gender to commit manslaughter 💀
@Zappa0101 Жыл бұрын
WOMAN SPOTTED! EVACUATE THE PREMISES NOW! I REPEAT, EVACUATE THE PREMISES NOW!
@Mantaege Жыл бұрын
80% OF SIMPS AND 20% OF SIGMA
@reverbgrahhh10 ай бұрын
kid fr
@Mantaege10 ай бұрын
of course@@reverbgrahhh
@cursedtanksimulatorenjoyer89417 ай бұрын
sigma rizz skibidi ohio gyatt livy dunne lvl 1k gyatt rizzing up the rizzler
@LytePlayz Жыл бұрын
the first time a grown man hyping up over girl clothes on a digital game. so beautiful
@susana311071 Жыл бұрын
its just funny to think about a adult man that is exicted for clothes for women and then wants to become a girl in a game (about to groom girls and make them think you are a girl)
@Austrian_reich8 ай бұрын
Bro that scream in the start like got stabbed
@suelenaparecidalopessilva3711 Жыл бұрын
9:04 funny Shield
@FURRY_ERADICATOR9000lАй бұрын
John's laugh will and forver be funny 😆
@skulkeriztwizted Жыл бұрын
W video, and bro... WHEN DID THIS MAN BECOME SUCH A CATFISH THE SKILL-
@AlexKnarr Жыл бұрын
John, you may have heard of Decaying Winter and games connected to it before. Lets see how you do as a Death Squad trooper, and if you kill enough of these noobs, we might give you a squad to work with, or even an army. (If you haven't heard of it before, just skim through the lore until you find enough info on the Death Squad to get some content. IDK lmao.)
@TheReal_GigaChad Жыл бұрын
You need sunlight
@Slayer_Camiller Жыл бұрын
but decaying winter is good tho@@TheReal_GigaChad
@alexandrelucasworld7109 Жыл бұрын
*JOHN ROBLOX BE LIKE:* WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN 1!1!!1
@txyggez Жыл бұрын
Bud did the impossible 💀
@smallmanz Жыл бұрын
The more he plays criminality you can tell his sanity is fading, you can hear it in his voice.
@Uhhhhbigmac Жыл бұрын
2:08 bro is in the lankybox group.
@N4than177 Жыл бұрын
john just did something I have been doing for a year and a half.
“RO-BADDIES… I NEEDA JOIN THAT” nah that got me crying 😭
@connordendy Жыл бұрын
Epic some more CONTENT
@dipstick. Жыл бұрын
i'm still mad about that omori spoiler even though i've played through it already
@ayaanhussain2796 Жыл бұрын
Lmao , amazing content keep it up ❤
@nandoplayeetc4980 Жыл бұрын
Now wait the "the [insert something here] people when i give then [insert anything here" with john roblox transforming into that girl avatar,sign my words
@Hydraxon454 Жыл бұрын
9:30 poor man
@GhostTee_TH Жыл бұрын
Me remembering when girl killed me: it was him
@flakehats6221 Жыл бұрын
lmao I love this
@fyrerite Жыл бұрын
after watching this i am now trying to figure out if its worse to play crim with a female avatar or an anthropomorphic animal avatar
@faerdregon1230 Жыл бұрын
4:23 Women aim that obviosly true
@Ethereal5667 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if someone looked at johns profile halfway through him making this avatar
@ARandomGuyFromBrazil Жыл бұрын
0:28 this scream broke me bro lol
@Kemalist0008 Жыл бұрын
OMG WOMAN WOMN I NEVER SEEN IN MY LIF
@cold_-zn4bt Жыл бұрын
John finally got a real taste of crin without admin
@brv3921 Жыл бұрын
You have to admit that the past versions were more fun than the current one
@01vojta Жыл бұрын
rare footage of john roblox respecting women
@blakepowers7793 Жыл бұрын
“What’s up dishwasher” 💀💀💀💀
@Sxkvd Жыл бұрын
Navigating the terrain of criminality as a woman is akin to playing life on hard mode, where the challenges are amplified, and the odds seem stacked against one. In a world where societal expectations, historical stereotypes, and systemic biases converge, women find themselves contending with a unique set of obstacles when entangled in the complexities of criminality. The inherent biases ingrained in legal systems often cast women as anomalies in the realm of crime. Society, steeped in gender norms, tends to perceive women as nurturers, caregivers, and symbols of moral rectitude. When a woman transgresses into the realm of criminality, she not only violates the law but also challenges deeply rooted perceptions, prompting a heightened scrutiny that may overshadow the circumstances that led to her choices. The criminal justice system, constructed on foundations that were historically male-centric, may inadvertently perpetuate disparities. Sentencing biases, shaped by entrenched stereotypes, can lead to harsher judgments for women who deviate from societal expectations. The intricate dance between crime and punishment becomes even more complex as the justice system grapples with preconceived notions of femininity and victimhood. Moreover, the socio-economic context further complicates the narrative for women entangled in criminality. Often, underlying issues such as poverty, lack of educational opportunities, or cycles of abuse may drive women towards illegal activities. Yet, the lens through which society views these circumstances may differ significantly based on gender, with women frequently subjected to harsher moral judgments. In the realm of criminal organizations, women may find themselves grappling with a double-edged sword. While they may be perceived as less threatening and, therefore, potentially underestimated by law enforcement, they are also vulnerable to exploitation from within these criminal networks. The dynamics of power, control, and survival take on nuanced dimensions as women navigate through an environment traditionally dominated by men. Furthermore, the aftermath of a criminal past lingers differently for women. The reintegration into society becomes a formidable challenge, marked by stigma and a societal reluctance to afford them the same opportunities for rehabilitation and redemption. The concept of a second chance often comes with added skepticism when applied to women who have deviated from societal norms. In essence, being a woman in the realm of criminality is a journey marked by societal judgment, systemic biases, and a struggle for recognition of the complex factors that contribute to one's choices. It's a path laden with obstacles that demand not only resilience but a reevaluation of societal perceptions, urging us to question the narratives that shape our understanding of women and crime. In facing these challenges, women navigating the realms of criminality become not just protagonists in their own stories, but also catalysts for a broader conversation about gender, justice, and societal expectations.
@Sxkvd Жыл бұрын
So now you know why being a woman is hard mode on criminality (also any kid age 9 - 13 get a life)
@ThePeacerasta Жыл бұрын
ok
@Lratiobozo Жыл бұрын
i aint reading all dat 🗣️🗣️🔥
@thebeginnerdude7860 Жыл бұрын
this reminds me of that meme "20 robux are 20 robux mf's when i pull out 500"
@Yellow_bud Жыл бұрын
Bro was like a kid in a candy shop 💀💀💀
@zl_eepy Жыл бұрын
that has no context
@FalseEffort Жыл бұрын
The normal skin with the cursed face was an actual jumpscare
@WeaponDude Жыл бұрын
thats some "tf2 crit sound" CRITICAL QUALITY CONTENT!
@HappyBoyMan3466 Жыл бұрын
Me tryna watch KZbin without my mum knowing John screaming
@Mayoisgood10 ай бұрын
"what up washing machine" "..." "Dayum"
@boozados Жыл бұрын
Missing the loose anime sidebuns that is really popular with anyone in general for some reason
@flicktick1800 Жыл бұрын
i might be watcihng this at 12:29 am but this aint stopping me from watching john roblox
@kadenyeka611 Жыл бұрын
bro one time a woman joined my server and evryone put their differents aside and started hunted/spawnkilling her, including me
@Peanuts-Berserk Жыл бұрын
Chad 🗿
@Zero-zd6fn Жыл бұрын
woah didnt know john played omori cool!
@bonesworth9079 Жыл бұрын
I love it when John roblox steals people's fit
@jhay-aris_borres119 Жыл бұрын
And this is why we love John Roblox for that boys and mens